it's a D I X I E Christmas season edition i tell you hwhat
>>205816973>always reminds me of this>https://sk.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dopravn%C3%A1_nehoda_v_Bratislave_2._okt%C3%B3bra_2022yep, he made it to the Czech news
>got an important safety recall notice about a car>its for the previous tenant>throw it out
tasty espresso time
>>205818037Eu vou tomar café também. Café preto.
>>205818646i have a lot to say about this but last time i did i got a 3 day break from shitposting
>>205818784all my bans have been undeserved and /dixie/ has faced persecution from a rogue mod before alongside /brit/
>>205818784Why do they always ban under the "off-topic" false pretense? Why???????????????
>>205818996they just check whatever box they want>>205819006a few years back some autistic mod was pissed that /brit/ was moving too fast and had like 2-3 editions up at a time on the catalogue so he tried to enforce posting in the same thread til it hit p10 (for /brit/ thats like 400-500 posts), and he'd delete any new editions that got made/brit/ wouldnt go along with this this because why would they obey faggotry/dixie/ had a couple threads up (i think this was when congay was beefing with macon or finn and they'd fill threads up fast) so we got roped into the mod's autism and couldnt start a new thread, he deleted a dozen new /dixie/'s from several different postersit got to a point where he was deleting any post about the situation or how to get around it, we figured by bumping old under-bump limit threads we could force threads past 310 posts to 404 fasterso his counter to our solution was to delete any thread we bumped and then to delete any thread further back in the index than ourshe pruned so many threads that /int/ was reduced to like 5-6 pages and it got so bad another mod had to step in and tell him to fuck off
>>205816278I see. But yeah like you say that attitude exists in the West too.
>>205819885>that attitude exists in the West tooAnd that's the end of the story of success and a better life for the next generations.
>The Governor of Saxony-Anhalt Reiner Haseloff says the Islamist terrorist is a doctor from Saudi Arabia who has been living in Germany since 2006
>>205820868it remains so tiresome
where is hinds
where is pole
just summon him like i doOH HEY LOOK A RARE HOSS BREED I WONDER IF ANYONE COULD TELL ME ABOUT IT
>>205821942Do you know why he stopped riding horses?
>>205821942HOSSWell yeah Akhal tekes are one of my favourites. Last strain of the turkmen horse, had a big impact on the creation of the thoroughbred
genuinely don't know what to do with myselfmay go out and get some beeror sit at my local barI want to fuck a woman
>>205822036based hoss enthusiast>>205821978seei told you my summoning worksalso its none of my business why he stopped riding and if he doesn't want to share that's his business
are flags down
nope
down for mewe're ALL playing vintage story
>>205822315https://youtu.be/tu7BCbkF3Zc
>>205822384what should I do /POLE/ should I get a growler from the bar
>>205822428Yes.
>>205822436defend your reasoning
>>205822478alcohol makes you feel good
I want to fuck!!!!!!!
>>205818037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umMIcZODm2k
everything wrong with my life is because of pole
everything right with my life is because of pole
>>205822696bama post
my suffering and anguish serve solely to amuse poleI am nothing but a toy to him
>>205818037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NRRRUzsZJY
>>205822519
>>205818037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdeCAWJAHno
I'm the only mentally and emotionally stable man in the madhouse that is \dixon\
>>205817015hey im a yankee and im obsessed with confederate history ive been obsessed since i was like 11 lol. is charleston worth a visit?
>>205823294charleston is cool, old architecture, good food, and good museums
pole wore a hatand he had a joband he brought home the baconso that no one knew....
>>205817015It’s DaedraFest.Begone fake-dixi “Israel” VPN
>>205825126wtf
ARE YOU A FUCKING COMMIE? IF SO, CONSIDER SUICIDE.
>>205825265based
Leafs are often crypto-commies
If you have a weird hunch he's a commie, you only have a few seconds to react. Then it's too late, and poverty or/and prison camp awaits you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp1z8EzZ5Hs
Walking time
>>205825885It's nearly 2am in your country though
>>205825969Its supercomfy
>>205826057wholesome
>>205826057There's a fucking ghost following you
>>205826068Do you know a blue house on my street
>>205826057Fair enoughDoggo seems happy
>>205826174Is Kubitschek a Czech name?
>>205826174i did not know thathttps://youtu.be/XgztfRBc2jM
>>205826068Blue house>>205826224>seems happySure, she loves walking.
>>205826278i don't know why but this a nice picture
>>205826257>KubitschekYep, it's Germanized version of Kubíček. Why do you ask?
>>205826278surreal
>>205826313old president of brazil
Doggo found dis
>>205826398Eine Tote Maus?
>>205826398>headless weasel
>>205826278Eine blau haus?
>>205826057Eine Weiß hund?
>>205818646Was ist das? Der Weihnachtsmarkt?
Wtf is happening
>>205826513Eine Tote Katzchën?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8spghzIDmY
I'm expecting a dead body on the next street
>>205826513if that weasel wasnt headless and it had blood coming out it's mouth there might be poison aroundbe wary and protecc doggo fren
>>205826578Du erwartest eine Leiche
>>205826579>wasnt headlessWas headless, but thx
>>205826578Einer dieser verrückten tschechischen Jäger wird dich erschießen und behaupten, es sei ein Unfall gewesen
Gagarin was the world's most unlucky Soviet.>he flew twice around the planet>and landed back in Russia
went for a beer at my local barwas just drunk boomers talking about movies so went and then got some bock at the beer mart and am back listening to billy idolfeeling lonely
downstairs neighbors had some faggots overcame out the two and two queens out theredidn't catch their names probably jerry and randy or whatevergood classic faggots though none of this gender nonsense
>>205827355>local bar was just drunk boomers talking about moviesThat’s like paying to use /tv/
>>205827451I think /tv/ has matured over the years and in some threads you see some really nuanced and observant opinions. It's not the spam and cunnyposting of the pastbut the boomers were like using their voice search feature to look up the cast of Gladiator and stuffwas also a weird tranny lesbian creature working on its laptop for some unknown purpose was jarring
>>205827441>good classic faggotsI like it.
>>205825653>>205825563>>205825479>>205825265“Israeli” VPNs scared of the worlds communities
Viva Philistina
Death upon the “Israel” cult VPN fake-channer scum scaring away the true community
You're more annoying than Brazilian incel.
>>205826513This is how he died
>>205828398
My doggo sleeps like that
>>205828537Are you going to bed
>>205827081i really didn't like this joke i found it quite offensive actually
When I was a kid one of our cats slept on my bed like this
>>205828604I am already in my bed>>205828623Not my problem, all commies are niggers.
dick, sie sind
>ES IST NICHT SO, WIE DU DENKST,>WENN DU DENKST, WAS ICH DENKE, WAS DU DENKST!>DENN DAS DENKEN DER GEDANKEN>IST EIN DENKENLOSES DENKEN,>DARUM DENKE NICHT GEDACHT ZU HABEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz88kNNzgkU
I can't..
>>205829678you willand you'll like it>captcha:PATDJPAT THE DJDO IT NOW
5.39 am
>>20583050410:46 in wisconsin here right
>>205830504Man I guess I was the only one that stayed. Everyone has already left. This place becomes a ghost town during break. I'm only leaving on the 24th and coming back on the 21st of January. How are you??????????????????
I can't sleep, so you can take a guess.
>>205830604>Man I guess I was the only one that stayedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8spghzIDmY
>>205830645I see young, hot blonde girls everywhere and yet, I can't find one to date me. It is unfair.
>>205830645You have too much coffee. Quit the dark chocolate and the coffee.
>>205830645Germans hate non-Germans it's the conclusion I arrive
>>205830645What do you think of christmas I think it's lost all its meaning and I think it's a bullshit holiday, just bullshit
Maybe it's time for sexo with wild Brazilian girl. Just sayin
>>205830740sure if she has white features and is white sure
>>205830724Same.
>>205830740Don't you feel kind of lonely in not having a girl at 34?
No.
>>205831021Why
>>205831021A very straightforward no huh
>>205822696So cute
>>205831324I don't understand it it's just a bunny
6.54 am, fuuuuuuuug
>>205831544Tomorrow's saturday
it's Saturday
>>205833097I was walking down the street and an old white American German guy who I think was pretty intoxicated screamed out at me: "HEY YOU WITH THE BLACK HAIR! HEY GREASEBALL! FUCK YOU!" Americans really do hate non-Northern European, but why
>>205833097Further, I had red hair and red eyebrows as a kid
21st of December and no snow
Sorry
Not feeling Christmas this yearWish it was over already
Comfy
>>205837330Looks cool
on my way to bed
>>205838862It's after 5am where you areWay past your bed time
MoRnInG
>>205840264It's 2pm in Czechia though
>>205840264i didn't sleep a wink and now i'm hungry
>>205840558Yes>>205840811Congrats
>>205840834i need to get a haircut because white girls hate long hair
>>205834616gonna by on monday
i fucking love dixie musicrecommend me somethingi like dixie's land and susanna particularly much i think i'll try to learn either one on guitar today
>>205841431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMQPsHTDuws
>>205841431To arms in dixie is pretty popular
>>205841431I wanted to know Congay's thoughts on Surrat and Jefferson Davis what do you think about it
>>205840834https://youtu.be/AhQQSZHt4Ro?si=nS7jIp2zFW47Wyub&t=19
>>205841362it should snow tomorrow actually
>>205842885Here it's snowing heavily
>>205842885For you. But you are the mountain people.
>>205842912what do you think of snow i think it's pretty i find it pretty romantic it doesn't snow in brazil it only snows in the mountainous regions in the south in the german colonies
>>205842912the first time i saw snow was when i was 5 in a trip to bariloche
>>205841431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LwcvjNJTuM
>>205842897prove it>>205842912>mountain peopleyeah no, only the northern part
>>205843568What's your altitude? Here it is 250m.
>>205843597>250grimhere's 418mbut I'm originally form 592m
p7
>>205843568
Conway, do your fucking job, and dox him
A snowy Christmas is for plebsReal niggas have a rainy Christmas
>>205845345What is he going to do with my address? Send me pizzas?
>>205845964If he really hates you he'll send you a Hawaiian pizza
lel, he really revealed his exact location,I tried it for the first time in my life, and it's easier than I thoughtyou should delete this photo, anon
>>205844785want papa johns or dominoes
>>205846667>Hawaiian pizza
man I love Hawaiian pizza with corn
>>205847965What is Hawaiian pizza?
>>205848006Typically it's ham or bacon and pineapple. A lot of redditors pretend to care very deeply about pineapple on pizza because it was a meme a few years ago to act like it was some unforgivable food sin
>>205848006you should really delete this picture anon
>>205847996
he's brave and not afraid of you
He has no reason to be afraid of me.
Is it possible to send a postcard from Czechia to the USA without it being difficult? Just a postage stamp?
YES :D :D :D Only 50 crowns :D :D :D
it's snowing something fiercewish I had a bitch with me
mmmmmmmmmmmm daddy's home
>>205848006Will the postman deliver it to you if I write the correct address and "student from Brazil" instead of name?
>>205847617I'd eat it, personally
>>205848831you fancy a curry mate
>>205848306based
>>205849154Yeah if you can have one delivered to me that would be great1 x Chicken dopiaza1 x Keema naan1 x Bombay aloo3 x Poppadoms1 x Mango chutney1 x RaitaThanks lad
got to leave my comfy apartment to go buy stupid christmas presents
If you say "Happy Holidays" you are a satanist.https://youtube.com/watch?v=mwVpTYez82w
>>205848820I think it would probably get delivered anyway
>>205849560>christmas presentslike what
>>205849612Nice. >I'm only leaving on the 24th and coming back on the 21st of Januaryexpect delivery around January 22
>>205849614sister wants some coffee pour over and some other stuff for people
>>205849681>and some other stuff for peoplelike what
>>205849697bookgift card kitchenaid attachmentpicture framesmall rug
>>205849869>booklike what
>>205849593Happy holidays lad
naperino timerino
/dixie/ is dead today so I'm going to post some Dixie musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gd0tgGVPB0
was thinking of going to a dance thing tonight but may notdon't feel like going alone
it's weekend let them enjoy it outside
about 2 sexdates tomorrowbut I don't want tobut it would be a shame to cancel itI can't interact with women when I'm horny
why are you like that
I don't know
do they know about each other?
lel
is it moral?
I don't know, I guess it depends on each person
I don't offer a "relationship"they basically know what they're "buying"I'd say it's not immoral
I still sometimes think about how I meesed up an extraction of DNA with which we were supposed to work with for the next 3 labs
why
my brain loves to remind of shit like thismy own brain hates me
it happens to everyone, I get flashbacks of my fuckups too
>>205853301>I can't interact with women when I'm hornySurely that's the precise moment at which you want to interact with women>>205856158Speaking of fuckups I've definitely made many when talking to women I likedBut nevertheless, some of my interactions succeeded, so it was worth trying
>>205856252>But nevertheless, some of my interactions succeeded, so it was worth tryingThis is something our Brazilian incel refuses to understand.
don't even mention him
>>205856307I'm sorry, I'll send him a postcard in January, should I include a note from you?
>>205856343just wish him a lot of black women in his life (in German ofc)
>>205856452lel, is it moral?but noted, it will be there
>>205856582is the whole postcard thing moral? idkstill, do it
>>205856897>is the whole postcard thing moral? idkSure it is. It's just a friendly greeting with no side intentions.Give me your adress, and I'll send you a postcard, too.
Where do czech zoomers even find people to play vidya with these daysBack in my days it was shit like gamepark, but what the fuck do you do now, I haven't been on czech internet since 2010 and now I want to explore it again.
>>205858203>and now I want to explore it again.why
>>205858338Boredom and fun I guess, haven't used the language since then so it could be a way to derust
>>205858435you should play Wolfenstein Enemy Territory with me
>>205858480Last time I played that game was when I still had czech friends.. it's too old..
>>205858527>it's too old..Yes, I'm always the youngest dude on the server, I'm over 30 btw
>henlo>I'm some Finnish general>we are leaving the Ottawa Convention>land mines on the border with you-know-who>bye
Sir, a second Czech has hit /dixie/
I want a Mediterranean female to make love to
One wild brown favela lady for me
pole is in his rascal era
I'm trying to hear the difference between AAC and LDAC, my ears are probably totally fucked up.
>>205860516I had to google LDAC, some Bluetooth thingI dunno why people love wireless Bluetooth headphones and speakers these days, when older wired headphones and speakers sound much better, and they cost less, and you don't have to worry about charging themSure in some cases wireless might be convenient, but often it's just unnecessary
>>205861078>some Bluetooth thingyes, it is codec with high bitrate >I dunno why people love wireless Bluetooth headphonesit's very comfortable (I was skeptical, been using it for a year or two)>wired headphones and speakers sound much betterthere is no doubt about itI've been a "wire" guy for a long time, still have interesting headphones (thank you https://audiobudget.com/), but times have changed and even bluetooth headphones offer very good quality (I am not able to hear the difference).>don't have to worry about charging themMy daily headphones are CMF Buds Pro 2: 6 or 7 hours of playback, 10 min in box, and this shit is charged for another 6 or 7 hours... I sometimes use Denon PerL PRO - and it's better than with wire. But I guess my ears are ruined because even expensive wired headphones don't make any difference.
>>205861421The white man marches on, Muschi
>>205861421Fair enough. I just use a pretty cheap pair of wired in-ear earbuds I've had for years, they sound alrightThe thing about batteries though is not just charging them, there's also the fact that all batteries eventually lose the ability to charge at all. So then you either replace your headphones or try to take them apart to replace the batteriesMaybe it's not a massive issue. I just dislike how modern electronics are designed to be disposable. Once the batteries wear out they just expect you to buy new stuff.
genuinely just need a girlfriend againtired of being aloneit's not for me
>>205861421>i suffer in the uk
>>205861664Welcome to the club buddy
>>205861421posting white girl to trigger Muschi
>>205861571>also the fact that all batteries eventually lose the ability to charge at allthat's what everyone was telling me when I bought my first phone with fast charging (18W), now I use 65W and 80W, battery after 2,5 years with 65W still works the same (more than 800 !!! cycles)>So then you either replace your headphones or try to take them apart to replace the batteriesI like to try new things, so I'll replace those headphones in a year or two anyway. But still haveKZ ZS6, hybrid solution from China: 3.5 jack, USB-C cable, bluetooth module.If the battery dies (didnt happen to me), you can just buy a new bluetooth module.
>>205861777white girl winter
>>205861795>that's what everyone was telling me when I bought my first phone with fast charging (18W), now I use 65W and 80W, battery after 2,5 years with 65W still works the same (more than 800 !!! cycles)I guess if you take care of a battery then it should last for quite a while, but batteries still do inevitably degrade over time>But still haveKZ ZS6, hybrid solution from China: 3.5 jack, USB-C cable, bluetooth module.>If the battery dies (didnt happen to me), you can just buy a new bluetooth module.Fair enough, that's interesting
>>205861421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbg8T9r1DiQ
>>205861421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEj8lUx0gwY
>>205861916>f you take care of a batterydo not care about battery, charging on max when i need to (= every time)
>>205862145the exponential probability distribution can reasonably estimate the lifetime of a battery or the probability that it lasts more than a certain amount of hours
>>205862145I've had a couple of batteries fail on me because I left them plugged in too much so now I try to take better care of themAdmittedly the batteries worked properly for a few years before failing, but still, they died before the rest of the devices did
>>205862145more often that not batteries leak battery acid
>>205862230>Admittedly the batteries worked properly for a few years before failing, but still, they died before the rest of the devices didI only use my headphones and my mobile phone, I'm changing the device before the battery dies. So OK for me.
currently pretending I'm going to be sent back in time to the classical era and planning what I could buy to fit in
>>205862323Yeah fair enough. I'm probably over-cautious with batteries now.
>>205862438would you go to the sauna with me
>>205863195I like saunas but I'm not going to get a flight to the US just to go to the sauna with youMaybe ask an American
>>205862438>>205863195>>205863269>buck status>not broken
I like steam sauna and Finnish sauna around 80C.
I posted a rude comment about Slovakia on YouTube (it's a video about Slovak politics). Half of Slovakia is now threatening me with death.
>>205863456what was the comment
I was just thanking God for January 1, 1993.
>>205863611ok now provide context pls
On that day, the independent Czechia and Slovakia were established.
>>205863399would you go to the sauna with me
>>205863737Some people say that forcing children, the mentally ill, and pygmies to work in the diamond caves is morally and ethically wrong. I say those people want to condemn these lesser beings to lives of mediocrity instead of giving them the chance to shine, instead of allowing them the adventure and opportunity to partake in exciting and profitable work to better themselves. So what if the mortality rates are above 50%? Those young men and women lived more in that mineshaft than they ever did in the orphanage, asylum, or gorilla infested jungles they wallowed away in before their employment.Deep in the darkness of the earth those tiny and feebleminded people seek out treasures we could only dream of, gems that have been sought since mankind learned to admire beauty. They bring us these fragment's of mother earth's splendor for little more than the cost of a Walmart™ Rotisserie Chicken per six laborers, which is considerably more cost effective than Guyanan or Botswanan mines. Moreover the workers recieve bonuses for diamonds found, encouraging them to participate in the industry and motivating them to squeeze deeper into the narrow shafts and crevaces below our feet. The rate of loss is kept absolutely minimal and any rumors of animals that deep in below the ground is preposterous, regardless of rumors spread by our foreign competitors of morlocks or subterranean tribes of pale blind injuns.The choice is obvious, an investment in the Ozarkan mining industry is the most profitable and humane natural resource extraction on this planet earth, but that won't be the end of it.New Ozarka on Mars is already being prospected by the Waltons, and recent Landsat 8 scan of the region shows much promise for beginning the tunneling beneath the red world sometime before 2050.We look forward to doing business with (You)!
>>205863870is that a yesI'm also currently contemplating a bath and wondering what I should watch while doing it
>>205863883no sauna for me, tyand i recommend you watch the 90s berserk, english dubbedhttps://youtu.be/vxLKPu2erec
WALKING TIME!!!!!!!
>>205864027no I don't like it I like the eng sub version
>>205864083i'd argue 90s dubs are worthy in their own respect, but subbed is always a patrician choice
>>205864312IS THAT A PAIR OF BOOTS I SEEWHERE ARE YOUR SANDALS NOW EURO?! WHERE ARE YOUR SANDALS N O W?!
>>205864223they're generally decent for the bigger anime like Cowboy Bebop is good and I wouldn't feel a need to watch it subbed, Berserk is probably finewhat bothers me is when there's something that's clearly a traditional japanese phrase or drinking song and they have to dub and localize it to something stupidI also don't like hearing big hollywood actor's voices for studio ghibli stuff that shit is just jarring
>>205864388>WHERE ARE YOUR SANDALS N O W?!Sleeping. Sandals from May to October. Like I said.
>>205864389berserk being from the 90s is about the same quality as bebop, it's a solid dubits not til the 00s/10s that dubs really went to shitplus western voice actors are such awful cunts i dont want to even listen to pirated content with their trashy asses talking in it>>205864396based christmas shrub>>205864435ive been wearing moccasins all day
too tired for the bathwon't be going outgoing to bed soon
>>205864575Festive>>205864633It's only 8:30 pm EST though
>A bomb has exploded in central Stockholm, SwedenAnyone who's surprised, raise your hand.
>>205864762and it's 1:30 am GMT so why are you still up?I drank last night and I've been feeling a bit ill all day; I shouldn't have but in any case I don't have anything else to domay as well go to sleep
>>205864822Big if true>>205864823>and it's 1:30 am GMT so why are you still up?Because my sleep schedule is bad>I drank last night and I've been feeling a bit ill all day; I shouldn't have but in any case I don't have anything else to do>may as well go to sleepFair, that's a good reason
A blue house under the stars
Why don't they never say why? It's only because we are poor and unattractive for NEETs from the Middle East.
>>205865302I like arab womenI want a christian arab wife
>>205865316>I like arab womensame>I want a christian arab wifethis or jewish from Israel, they are hot tooor Druze or Yazidis
I'm not afraid of a woman from a religious culture. My benis and libertarian positions destroy all religious issues.
Also, it is very easy to infect any woman with the ideas of heretics, astrologers and theosophists, and completely destroy her strict religious positions.
p8
Mr. Postman
>>205866427There's something undeniably striking when a blonde, blue-eyed girl wears blue eyeshadow. It enhances her natural features, making her piercing blue eyes stand out even more, drawing all the attention to their captivating sparkle. The combination is effortlessly chic and unforgettable.
I'm bored with these thoughts.
>>205866511What are you sending?
postcard to you
>>205866533thank you
not yet, I'm guessing the voyage will take about 5 days, so not until the second half of January
>>205866533If you were playing a game of Russian roulette with a six-chamber revolver that has two adjacent bullets in two of the chambers, and you shot yourself once and survived, would it be better to spin the barrel again or to continue shooting without spinning? Which option would give you a higher chance of survival? think about it it's fun
>>205866573is the mail good in muschi republic? in brazil it's god awful and in the us there is also a lot of complaints about the mail. how long does it take for it to get where you want it to go? i also would suggest you to send it only at the end of january when i come back i'm leaving on the 24th so probably my flag is switching temporarily
that's exactly the kind of logic riddles I hate, I will never get it right>how long does it take for it to get where you want it to go?from Czechia to Czechia 48h max, from Czechia to XXX - it depends on the destination and the post office of the other country
>>205866661The answer believe it or not, is that it's better to keep shooting yourself which is really weird i honestly thought you'd have a higher chance spinning it again, anyway.That's actually pretty good. In the US it's really fast if you go with amazon or fedex but the US mail they say it's not really good, really
The problem is that after one headshot you don't want to increase your chance of survival, you want to die. Czech e-commerce is the most aggressive in the whole EU, other delivery services need only 6 - 24 hours.
