Songs From The Big Chair edition
SLAG
>>205824758fairly impressive to be honest she's like a sumo wrestler look at that stance
>hfw ___
when cronem push his longmeat in and it come out bloody mmhmm another hymen sorted
Wish I had a black friendYou know, a cool nigga, who enjoys me being white, and I could enjoy him being black, and we'd be like different but equal, in a way
bit tunes off, asmr on
>>205824965kinda gay m8
>>205824965racist bastid
>>205824965Average Beastars enjoyer.
Songs from the Wig chair
>ywn own a cotton plantation in the antebellum south with Jenna as your hotwife and watch her test out all the new slaves by letting them breed her
Thought the "but how does this affect you personally?" thing was just a meme but I'm reading posts on Reddit about the Germany attack and it's full of people going "well I'll be at a market tomorrow and won't think about this happening for even a second!"Genuinely demented.
>The song on the Gremlins soundtrack that sounds like Peter Gabriel is "Out Out", which was written and performed by Peter Gabriel.oh ok thanks
>>205825014what a bad girl
>>205825014Bloke in a wig
>>205825025what subconscious level of lateral thinking impels this association
LGBTQ = PAEDO
doing the incel jig
normies enjoying their men in wigs and their trinket gatheringsfools
>>205825030>>205824965Right, pack it in you two
>>205825052you should know what a rhyme is your national pastime is limericks
>>205825039They claim to be the ethical ones who welcome migrants but in reality they are selfish individualists who won't give a shit about anyone that isn't themselves, and have it worked out that the chances are low enough that it's not worth caring.Aka, white people being individualist cucks with no in group preference as usual.
Popped out into the garden for 5 mins and didn’t see any UFOs stars are very bright tonight tho
skinny cronem but baton extremely long and wide in the middle but tapers down at the bottom, its locked in katy's body when its all the way in.
>>205825030face like a rune kiteshield
>>205825099good defense
belgianbender sounds like a right bender
>>205825093only seen a ufo once and even then it was just a light that moved a bit weirdly
>At least two dead and 68 injured after car driven into crowd at German Christmas market
>More than 140 Kenya Facebook moderators diagnosed with severe PTSD>The moderators worked eight- to 10-hour days at a facility in Kenya for a company contracted by the social media firm>The images and videos including necrophilia, bestiality and self-harm caused some moderators to faint, vomit, scream and run away from their desks, the filings allege.>At least 40 of the moderators in the case were misusing alcohol, drugs including cannabis, cocaine and amphetamines, and medication such as sleeping pills. Some reported marriage breakdown and the collapse of desire for sexual intimacy, and losing connection with their families.grow up
>>205825144
Drunk and ready to crunk
rorke's da on a mad one
>>205825144Not funny though is it?
>>205825039What is the point or motive of the attack ultimately? I never understand with these terrorists
Adam getting extra gay with it tonight
farting my arse off
Queen of ______
when cronem pummeling that ting that wide section in the middle of baton be stretching katy every time but den it slip so easy back in bc pumpum be gripping and its slippery oily tapered down type situation
>>205825193why did you post leftypols mum? This is rorkes dad
>>205825198infidels dead, fear spread
>>205825093The UFO appeared in the 6th minute
Mental how only individual whites can be cool cause the collective always sucks
>>205825152>The images and videos including necrophilia, bestiality and self-harmSurely those are common sights in Kenya?
>Moment Magdeburg attack 'suspect, 50, from Saudi Arabia is arrested with explosive device in car after killing at least two and injuring up to 80 when he drove BMW into crowd at Christmas market in Germany'multiculturalism
wish you lads could have a sniff of these
>Passes cost $20 for 1 year or $45 for 3 years, which is about $1.67 per month—or less than a single 20oz bottle of soda.
like when cronem pull allat baton out it be suction effect going on cause it be gettin wider on her pumpum
>>205825198Apparently he's actually anti-islam and was lashing out at Christian and Athiest Germans for defending Islam too much. In any case he was a fucking lunatic.
peng captcha
>>205825254it's a religion of peace dude, a few radicals don't represent it
>>205825275>Apparently he's actually anti-islam and was lashing out at Christian and Athiest Germans for defending Islam too muchYou are utterly full of shit. He was without doubt some smelly sandnigger pedo-worshipper from palestine or some similar backwater shithole
katys batty gettin violated rn cronem forcing it into her yeah mmhmm das rite no hole left untouched x
>>205825275sooooo he was based
>>205825301every american school shooter was a christian
Anyone else find porn to be exceptionally grim these days? Everyone either looks bogged or munted. And the production quality is just in the toilet. Also, I get the feeling that porn is becoming more masochistic than it use to be, and plots are pretty much non-existent. Just fault compared with the glory days.
>>205825280seen penger
>>205825273https://youtu.be/1RaqSwB_X44?t=58
>>205825275They're gonna start harping on this to try to steer things away from muslims, even though the root cause of the attack is still bringing in immigrants from Muslim nations. In fact, if this was an actual refugee fleeing Saudi because of genuine fears of being killed for being an apostate, then it ultimately becomes a massive trap. Now even actual refugees, even white collar, highly educated ones, can't even be trusted to live in the West
Shitposting on mumsnet again
Why did it fail?
>>205825343No it's fucking mint
I'm drunk. are you drunk?
>"please seed the torrent after downloading, don't hit and run">doesn't seed
>>205825368sobered up, not having a good time
>>205825343you're not still watching pro porn are you?
>>205825317They found his twitter account. You can find his tweets on outer-/int/.
>>205825340One of the most spastic things you've ever said greeknonce and that's really saying something
>>205825368I'm high
>>205825346the fuck
>>205825368a lil bit
>>205825217the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and her Dominions Beyond the Seas
Molly Rainford to sit on my face after eating Christmas dinner and Christmas pudding
>>205825343I haven't watched porn since 2007 so I wouldn't know mate
>>205825340wat
My little twink bussy is so full of stinky poopoo x
cronem breaking katy in tonight all her holes gettin broke in mmhmm crack dat baby oil bottle open nigga she tight asf x
>>205824925Classic "im high" choon.Idk why I just love 70/80s songs when im high
haven’t been here in fucking ages why is there some random cunt talking about his gay fantasies to himself?
think am suicidal
>>205825407based
>>205825419Is this the new tagline for YSL Kouros?
>>205825343>porn is becoming more masochisticMay be confirmation bias but I've noticed that too. Every video is "BARELY LEGAL TEEN GETS DESTROYED" or "TIGHT BLONDE GETS RUINED BY MONSTER COCK" - very few vanilla videos floating around, it feels.
>>205825366libtards and pedos arent the majority they think they are
>>205825379dont know who greeknonce is but imma bouta cooka da pizza! :D
>>205825407why the fuck did they edit her eye colour kek
>>205825427You'll probably not be shocked to find out it's 190 on yet another VPN. In a wee bit he'll hop on his Aussie VPN and start going back and forth with himself across each VPN.
>>205825343Yeah can only really wank to potential lays but I deleted social media so it's been pretty grim lately. Wanking to hentai feels noncey now.Porn made it harder to get laidFemoids are all brainwashed
bring back jebbie
>>205825419what the HELL
cronem shoving baton down katys neck shes wearin braces dem elastic bands tight around baton x
>>205825446Because she looks non-white normally
>>205825448god damn he's so fucking mentally ill
>>205825464
>>205825464also acceptable
>>205825325Cronem putting it in the arse too?
>>205825492yeah in katys arse she gettin violated x
incels up at midnight posting about black men on 4chan
>>205825439Right? I just want to watch fat slags enjoy themselves so much they wee the bed. Is that too much to ask?
Sir Christopher Nolan
>>205825511Best time for it
Dreaming about performing some Paganini then playing the violin so well that it engulfs it in fire and the audience is amazed and some of them faint
>>205825525This
mad how alcohol is just a shortcut to happiness
>>205825545I'd help with that
katy walking her dogshe hear some faint drillrapshe smell weed in the airshes gettin wet and eager mmhmm
>>205825545she kinds of looks like
Think my mum is depressed - like clinically depressed. Wonder if she'd be happier living on her own.
>>205825572endocrines are a bitch innit
>>205825545Her smile and optimism gone
shaggers out living it uphere we all are then
>>205825598
>>205825524bane would totally kill the king
Lads..I have become what I feared/hated most....Ive conquered all the chippysIm a big fat bastard nowCause I love my fucking food allez allez allez:(i cri every nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDpuKoXIrnk
>>205825598get some batons sorted for her
>>205825598if she's single then what she needs it a man because she's worrying about spending the rest of her life dying alonedoes she drink?
katys batty making a popping sound cause batontip so wide when cronem pull dat thang out
>>205825643Nah she's married but she dislikes my father quite a lot. He's an overgrown toddler, honestly, no-one in the family can stand him. She doesn't drink, no. She doesn't really do anything. She doesn't have any hobbies and she doesn't really get out much.
Mental that p diddy’s cell mate is that bankman fried Jew kid from the FTX crypto scamThat can’t be a coincidence
good taste honestly
>>205825613I just came home from a bit of shagging, I miss any good cronem posts?
>>205825684wrong color
Is football ever coming home?
>>205825643this. Put her on a dating site.My mother picked dating over me when I was depressed and in a rut. She didn't give a shit about me. "I deserve happiness" she said while I was suicidal
>>205825702*colour
>>205825366It hasn't failed though>>205825369Alright Bristollad
>>205825684>haha yeah it's a sex toy party>buys a sex toy>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY THE SMALL VIBRATORS
>>205825715right, forgot people ITT spell funny
Got the fire onUp in the blue ridge mountainsAll warm in the cabinAnd it’s my birthday!!!
JINGLE BELLJINGLE BELLJINGLE BELL COCK
>>205825722it's all social games mate if she were well liked it would have been hilarious, but she wasn't, so it was weird
>>205825730Happy birthday pal
>>205825725better get used to it if you want to serve your british hotwife
cronem violently breaking katy in while her phone ringing timmy be worried LOL
>>205825679thats sad. Take her out to bingo or something. Or the local Weight Watchers if shes a bit tubby
I'VE BATTERED ALL ME MISSUSI'M NEVER GONNA STOPKERRY, LISA, SHAZI'VE SMACKED THE FOOKIN LOTPUNCH EM IN THE FACEAND GRAB EM BY THE THROATI'M A ENGLISH BASTARDAND I'VE KILLED ME FOOKIN WIFEALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
>>205824925mong with the shit thread edition
>>205825743well when you put it like thatI suppose you're correct
>>205825679well that's why she's clinically depressed and it's literally only going to get better if she finds someone else. maybe encourage her to get involved in some sort of community thing and meet people and then get out of the marriage.
Hahaha
>>205825703Yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
>>205825761>>205825747or just get her a gherkin membership? timmy always overcomplicating things
>>205825772heathermong ahh image
Hello,I'm currently trying to get ahold of a drug called Vibegron. It has been approved in Japan (where it's from), USA, UK and the EU. But no one in my country is selling it. I contacted the company that owns the selling rights to it but they apparently don't have any plans to sell it where I live.FWIW, this medication is for the treatment of an overactive bladder, a condition I have suffered from for the last year and a half.Anyways, I saw that this drug was available in the UK? Is it possible for me to buy it there? Will need a prescription, is it possible to get such a thing as a non-resident visitor?
Knock knock
>>205825722you can bring big ones but not if they're white
>>205825788don't know
>>205825340School shootings/year: like 2Arson, muggings, stabbings, robberies, rapes, gang violence by brownos: a lot more than 2same thing tho
would be funny to hear a person from new zealand say arnold schwarzenegger's name
>>205825792it's open
Golden Wonder salt and vinegar are the best crisps in the world
cuckold hour is it
fucking loathe seeing middling IQ redditors type out banal stories about their mediocre white collar jobs, using stupid initialisms as some kind of cunt's cant
>>205825822Bleh! *sucks your blood*
>>205825684It's honestly so fucking bizarre how sex obsessed women areAlways found it creepy and weird, just last week lasses at toil were eating little chocolate willies and giving each other drinking straws with plastic willies on top, could you fucking imagine if all the blokes were doing this with chocolate vaginas and tits?
>>205825825This would've been an accurate comment up until 4 years ago. Sadly, since then, they have massively decline in flavour and quality and thus been relegated from supreme crisp to 3rd-rate mongscran
>Golden Wonder
any good posts I should have a look at?
>>205825833always!
>>205825825Naa, Mackie's Pickled Onion
>>205825887*hands you a weighty tome titled 'all of my posts'*knock yourself out kid ;)
>>205825737Thank you very much
I'll look into it sir
>>205825856mean :(
Bought a house end of November and ripped up all the carpets upstairs and on the stairs. Installing engineered wood flooring throughout and oak cladding on the stairs first thing after Christmas.Absolutely hate carpet if I'm honest.
>>205825833Speaking of that what's it called when you want to fuck someone else's girl but don't want to indulge in the idea of cucking someone but it is important you are having someone else's girl? I was think that feeling about Minnie Mouse, like Minnnie is some prized pussy but I'm not in it to humiliate Mickey but it is nice taking something from him.
>>205825876Psychology innitPhallic reasoning innitFreud innit
>>205825730happy birthday mate, love you x
i like brit
>>205825923State of that schnoz
>>205825887
>weighty tome
>>205825936why
>>205825927Didn't ask.
>>205825923Next time ask who it is. You never know when a vampire will come knocking
>>205825938I love it so much
>>205825876it's all they have (while childless)
>>205825948only funny thread in this shitty board
>>205825965sadly we are infested with schizos and cuckolds like the rest of the board
Think there's a UFO out in my back garden
>>205825945Don't know why lads get stick for dressing this way.Looks way better than chavs in Trapstar trackies.
>>205825949are you sure?
>>205825973UnFuckableOutcast? Nah mate that's in your room lol
>>205825936me tooonly place like /who/
>>205825999Yeah?
>>205825972still got the edge on other generals
English is pretty hard. Good thing I am so briliant!
survived the evening drinking eith ghe wife's cousin lasdhe said it was just a warmup
>>205826001was there an attack my a muslim fella?
>>205826016I've got the edge on right now x
>>205825962That's the thing though, a lot of them aren't childless, some of them are in their fucking 50s and married with kids
wagwan bluds
>>205825981it's not that he's tried, it's that he's tried and failed
oh for fuck sake here we go
got banned for shitposting on v again
>>205826042Alright catyank
qrd on bluesky? I've never even had twitter only social media I have is linkedin for work
>>205826064what did you shitpost
HERE WE GO NOWON THE OFFENCE
mannie demmies mentioned
Considering playing RuneScape
>>205826042avatar use
Considering playing PoE
>>2058260841 gp = 0 gp
>>205826084Consider a clue
>>205826034
>>205826025kys russhit tranny on VPN
poo seller, I'm going to the toilet and I need only your pengest poos
>>205826070As someone who will never get an account with either bluesky is better because I can actually scroll through replies and order posts by date
>>205826065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxr6Z6eA2tc
>>205826070since all the lefties went there the moderators are up 24/7 dealing with 100K+ child porn and rape threat postsmake of that what you will
>>205825722women are truly nonsensical
>>205826084Bought membership and played Leagues for 2 weeks. Was fun tbf.
Test
white girls' pink soles
>>205826120fuck ogg
>>205826115sorry mate, all out of good ones, only liquid shits left
>>205826144scrrmaign
>>205826135around a dark pole!
>>205826084Tried it and didn't understand the appeal whatsoever. Currently playing Enlisted.
>>205826144Roaring
>>205826156Imagine all the poo inside her at that very moment.
Many Brits are partially Roman
>>205826120You posted that yesterday and I mentioned that I prefer the first KOTOR game, although maybe I just didn't give the second one a proper chance (I don't think I ever finished it)
>205826185no
>>205826188fully roman me
>>205826188Not true at all.
all the schizos in todayfucking hell
just woke up, saw the news about germany. so sad.
>>205826192dont know why you bother responding to himcatyank never engages in discussion and just mindlessly spams drivel
>>205826190hai hello hey
>>205826144scromitited
I wonder about the immense verities of Roman symbols
>>205826236I know it just disappeared like thatHope they find Germany soon x
>>205826246Every 'personality' has his fellators.
>>205826236it's been 80 years, move on
I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the rich and famous(You want a piece of me)I'm Mrs Oh my God that Britney's shameless!(You want a piece of me)I'm Mrs Extra! Extra! This just in(You want a piece of me)I'm Mrs she's too big now she's too thin(You want a piece of me)
>>205826265very true
>>205826217Does it worry you, “Israeli” VPN?So many Philistinas are breeding with true Brits in Canada
>>205826277Bulgemogs me
>>205826246He's responded to some of my posts in the past
>>205826304women with bigger bulges than me are HOT
>>205826190I love Helenahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPAnDnUl79U
>>205826190Stopped watching when Delphine died
>>205826319not arsed
>>205826304not hardyoure nob is like a McDonald's chip
eat one meal a day, have one wank a week, only two cups of tea a day. if you do stuff less you enjoy it more.
wish I had an erudite learned british friend with an rp accent instead of being surrounded by sunburnt bogan mongs
>>205826205Well met
>>205826374RP is the accent of nonces
>>205826192KOTOR has a more complete and coherent story (KOTOR 2 story is a mess and unfinished because the game was rushed out in a year). Also KOTOR is a classic Star Wars adventure.KOTOR 2 is more philosophical and original. It has deeper dialogue and the game mechanics are slightly improved. Also the Jedi and Sith robes look a lot better.Both games are very good in mostly different ways. However both have great music and are very comfy.
>>205826374Best thing is a cute twink with an RP accent but really thin and reedy makes you want to fuck them raw.
>>205826401Why do you think he wants one as a friend?
>>205826411excellent takeKotOR 1 and 2 are incredibly based.Would not play 2 without mods though.
>>205826192>You posted that yesterdayHe posts the same shite over and over again, mostly off-topic, and always with an avatar.Yet he never gets banned, never has posts removed.Ever wonder why?
>>205826430need one afflicted with consumption so i can hold his hand and tell him everything will be okay as he wastes away in his wheelchair
>>205826443it's bizarre as fuck
>>205826411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__gLIyeQYDUliked the bit in 2 were you go the enclave and fight the last jedi or w/e
heres some boring star wars shiteheres some boring shite about orthodox christiansheres a picture of a cat
>>205826436her stance makes if very easy to conceptualize her naked in this pic
Need a heavy lass to jump and leap on my bollocks whilst wearing stilettos until all that is left of the poor bastards is a pink paste
>>205826462screaming
mad how dogshit these were
>>205826469wish she was
>>205826451It's not 'bizarre'.It's corruption. Cunt's a mod or a jannie, and he abuses his position.Also he's fucking boring.
>>205826489schizo
>>205824925mong with the shite thread edition
>>205826481first one is alright, last film I saw at the pictures
>>205826481genuinely can't recall any aspect of the mid 2010s cultural zeitgeist besides superhero movies
>>205826446that's not healthy mate
>>205826481Aren’t they redoing them and making these non canon?
>>205826504Got a better explanation then? We'd all be glad to hear it.
>>205826443>>205826451>>205826489Spaki havin a wee melty again?Did someone else get some attention while he was busy wanking to tranny porn?
>>205826518hope you get mowed down by a steam train
>>205826533schizo
Shout out to the cronem for doing the jobs timmy physically cannot do
>>205826343I've already seen the whole series and the spin-off, your fake spoilers don't work on me
>>205826550>>205826556Youre what they used to called "triggered"Cry me a river
>>205826556What lifting your fat mum up
>>205826566scream
>>205826545hate when people fill their plant pots up so shallow its such a waste of a big pot and just restricts the root space the plant has very amateur mistake
>>205826456good choon thatMy favorite is the Manaan theme. Also Kashyyyk and this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfSWtK3bjpg
Katy putting in a hard day's work as a brickie at the Endsfield construction estateTimmy getting his back blown out by the cronem
>>205826545chevron flooring looks like shitherringbone's retarded little brother
>>205826585avatar useoff topicwill he ever get banned?no because he's the janny
>>205826583I get you
>>205826612avatar useoff topictrolling
>>205826591Lmao
>>205826545
>>205826616>announcing a report>>205826627saved
>>205826627stupid prick
>>205826580>>205826591>>205826604aww look hes having a wee melty the little fella
i'm pro jannyi'm anti corrupt jannyroot them out
>>205824936>>205824936>>205824936>>205824936>>205824936
skipped my german duolingo last nightit's all my faultthat damn owl doesn't fuck around
>>205826583Reminds me of that time I half-arsedly grew a bird of paradise plantDidn't deal with its growth and it fucking filled the pot with disgusting tentaculous roots circling all available soil like intestines, searching for more nutrients. I think it was already dying when I decided to get rid of it
poo qualmer
>>205826344I don't care
>>205826411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyqVA7N45aw
