Almost Christmas EditionPrevious: >>205826830
first for cum con sex
>>205828829mejican cummy?
>>205828843yes
>>205828813just GAPED a mexican femboy (female)
posting this cutie and her music againe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhxiCt2xpLI
I miss Arbys
i miss whatshername
alcohol is making me sheepy
>>205828913arbys
>>205828916Sounds like you need a vodka redbull
i miss my friend i had to drop her off at the airport she’s going to london for 3 weeks to see her girlfriend who’s deployed there im happy for her but i miss her too
>>205828940>her girlfriendshe's a lesbian?
>we got lost in the desert looking for help on our dirt bikes>hello sir hahah political candidate am I right??I hate american humour so much
>>205828875Is she still banned?
>>205828940you should have went to london with her that'd be fun
>>205828940welllll look at mr social butterfly over he's got himself a friend. you think you're better than me?
>>205828930i have rum and OJ
>>205828955probably not but it happens to me that after a longer ban i just take a breather and dont come back for a while alltogether
sick and tired of
>>205828951yes i posted about the horrible shit her ex did to her before and we burned some of the stuff he left behind not too long ago he was a real piece of shit so she decided she’s switching back to girls and going with her high school sweetheart
Wonder what I should do for the next 12 hours
>>205828972I've never been banned for longer than 3 daysand NEVER rightfully banned I'll have you know
>>205828992sad. hope she's doing better now
>deployed in londonposting from an alternative timeline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SycgViWySeE
Gay nigger
>>205829023you rang?
>>205829023this nigga zesty
I was at the bar last week and this drunken lesbian kept groping my ass. was kinda nice but mm she was older so
"you should only jack off when you're actually horny and not out of habit">never get horny and I never jack off
>>2058290010-3 hrs: funpost with the boys3-3.5 hrs: breather/coke line3.5-10hrs: funpost
arms and back are getting big, bros
>>205829004she is doing a lot better and im so happy she’s finally being herself and not just trying to make her family happy by staying with a man she hates, i already posted about it but he ran off with her younger sister so not only did she lose her husband she also lost her sister and she relied on me a lot in that transitional period and im so happy she’s finally finding herself again after wasting so much time
>>205829041should have banged her
>>205829044>coke line
>>205829048same (becoming obese)
>>205829044I don't know anyone who will sell me coke
>>205829043perhaps this image will stir something in you
speaking of bars, Im headed out there now to waste my money away
k19 was heavily panned but i think it was kino
Really makes you think
>>205829054>but he ran off with her younger sisterdamn lol that's uh...something
>>205829069have fun anon
>>205828958it's not my place to i don't want to third wheel they deserve some time to themselves
how do i open card packs without damaging the packaging
>>205829068I literally just jacked off to hentai so nope
>>205829054happy for her bud. here's a flower for her
>>205829079I probably wont
what do elfgirl feet smelle like >>205823470
>>205829068it made me hungry for pho
evens i drink nogodds i drink sparkling water
>>205829057the thought did cross my mind but I didn't. I told her she couldn't cheat on the girls like that and I found some other girl to bang so it was good (at least as good as casual drunken sex can be [subpar])
>>205829076Looks like knock-off red october
>>205829100lilacs
>>205829078yeah i always knew she was just a ratchet piece of trailer trash skank but neither of us thought she would do something that depravedshe even went to far as to add sleeping medicine to her drinks so she would pass out sooner so she could fuck her sisters husband, actual human garbage and i'm glad she cut that dead weight out of her life
>>205829109>sparkling wateri absolutely hate carbonation to the point that if I am forced to drink this shit I have to take extremely small sips at a time
niggas be like"this boiled water too spicy"
>>205829127why do you hate it big bro
>>205829122they had a thing for submarine movies in that time, there was another one too I think
>>205829090thanks dear
Where did all the Leafs go?
business idea: canadians post in /cum/
>>205829110was the old lesbian hot?
>>205829142I just hate fizzy shit
>>205829081do you know the other girl? surprise them on the last week after they've hung out for a while
>>205829122red october was great. finest sean connery kino>>205829143yeah it was utter slop. brits werent happy about it kek
>>205829154they went to the secret leaf discord
is discord just a gay version of skype
>2015 + 9>doesn't know what discord is
>>205829194It's more akin to Teamspeak
>>205829100indescribably pungent, known to cause unconsciousness or rarely death
>>205829170it's not my place and i'm not going to get a flight to london on whim like that she's only gonna be there for 3 weeks im just sad but i'll live it's not a big deal her girlfriend gonna come back to america when her contract with the army is over in a year they just want some time together until that happens
>>205829154
>2020 +4>has no bitches
>>205829159Reasonably hot for a probably mid 30s gal. it felt nice to be groped idk why and she was having fun with it so you know how it is when you're drunk lol
i do this thing where i seek out attention and when i actually get it i hate it and run away
>>205829223damn does this guy have cancer? why is he so bald
>>205829223literally me
discord is for children or pedophiles
hi im leaf i love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb31YQd_faY
For some reason jacking off is much more satisfying and gives much less post-nut depression that a real girl
>>205829226you should have smashed what a waste
>>205829243This you nigga?
>>205829243i don't trust you leafs have been very ugly to me
>>205829205>>205829124sniffe
>>205829243hi leafdo u like this leaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-W6whvn8Bs
>>205829255why are leafs so RUDE and MEAN were they lying about the polite and kind thing this whole time?!
Damn these Trulys are hitting
>>205829235sounds like your own personal problem
>>205829298
>>205829298post tits please i need this
>>205829302yeah i have a lot of those
did you know that i am still drunk? well, now you know.
>>205829043I just go for it every night out of habit and from the sleep-aiding benefits
>>205829253eh the other girl was hotter and the lesbian left much before I did
>>205828813adorable pepe!
>>205829305>>205829312Don't judge me, I can have one night of being white girl wasted
someone posted an animated version of this recentlydid anyone save it
>>205829314WHAT A LIFE
ywnbaw
can we groom this guy into being the new jason>>205816917
>>205829328Thank you, I enjoy Christmas pepes
>>205829347White girl wasted is just an expression you loon not everything has to be about your troon obsession
>>205829340WTF
>>205829351idk you can try. see if he likes cooking and anime and choccy milk
>White girl wasted is just an expression you loon not everything has to be about your troon obsession
oh great schizopoo is about to go on his weekend spergout
>>205829376Be normal
>oh great schizopoo is about to go on his weekend spergout
How to find cute, partially autistic, knower girl in michigan? I've lived here my whole life and every single (100%) woman i've met is a common whore.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjoaDimlFxg
if youre getting drunk off Truly and white claws, you are 97% likely to be a w*man
>Be normal
why do Americans wear Canadian flags on their backpacks and luggage in Europe?
>>205829418i saw it on family guy
>>205829412I'll have you know that I've gotten drunk off Trulys many a time and I am a MAN (I don't care for white claws though)
Your typical soyjak poster is over 6' tall, has millions of dollars, and is generally well respected and loved in his community, and is able enter the kingdom of heaven without Jesus Christ.
why do canuckians make hockey their national sport, but havent won anything since 1993?
>>205829418I wear this in Europe
>>205829434ktim
>>205829405>crash course>schishow
>I'll have you know that I've gotten drunk off Trulys many a time and I am a MAN
>>205829418probably just the libtard ones. europoors couldn't even tell the difference between us, so it's a pointless virtue signal (quebec niggas excepted because of their weird accent)
i said sorry to the black TSA girl when i was in california and she giggled omo
>>205829405>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSFNufruSKwShe really is the female version of this guy
>>205829435and yours is war and you haven't won one since when again?
>>205829467when ever the gulf war was95?
>>205829451not just a MAN but a reformed alcoholic and besides if the bitches want trulys and you've collectively only got $20 you buy the bitches trulys so you can get all freaky
>>205829405>Science communicator, writer, Christian, deeply fond of Michigan. I make videos on YouTube, and share odds and ends here
>>20582947230 years is a long time
my neovagina needs dilating
>>205829480if the bitches want trulys they can buy their OWN goddam pisswater
>>205829492you are valid and beautiful
I love playing dress to impress with my baddies
>>205829489
>>205829492>>205829376>>205829413>>205829395Why do you come here to make dogshit posts like this
>>205829493this is why you have no bitches THOUGH
>>205829512all me btw
>>205829511but all your teams are lined with canadians anyway I don't get it
>>205829517gotch'o mamma riding like its her last lifeline, tho
>>205829512Almost assuredly a classic case of "no friends + very autistic incel who can't read a room"
>>205829530I know, that's why I made the post retard. You're the only one here making these horrendous posts, can you go to /b/ or something?
>Almost assuredly a classic case of "no friends + very autistic incel who can't read a room"
life is gay
>>205829531WRONG
did i fail to mention i am drunk?
jeez i've been up for like 3 hours alreadytime for another snooze
>this could be your gf>if only you'd stop watching anime
>>205829586this does nothing for me
>>205829586the only way she'd be my gf was if she lost about 300 lbs
I’ll drink you under the table
>>205829586That's too thick, call me gay all you want but it's a fact
>>205829317>the sleep-aiding benefitsare there any?
who let bro cook
I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each over. Nobody is insterested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make new friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything els
>>205829592What do you want me to do once I'm under the table?
>>205829592I’ll drink your milkshake
Well, to be perfectly honest in my humble opinion without being sentimental, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in distinct perspective and without condemning anyone's view and by trying to make it objectified and by considering each and everyone's valid opinion I honestly believe that I vividly don't have anything to say. Thank you.
>>205829634>>205829633>>205829618>>205829608>>205829601>>205829599>>205829595im still drunk
>>205829608damn that's beyond stale pasta. pasta straight from the paleolithic
>>205829634ergo concordently vis a vis you are a homo
alexa play beer by reel big fish
>>205829642
alright heading out to the bar for real
>>205829659im stlll drunk. wha do you want?
odds i don’t get banned againevens i post something that will get me banned again
>>205829661Take me with you
>>205829661for reel
i'm the last truly gay man on earth
>>205829674no you can't come
I deeply regret the past 5 years of my life
>>205829691keep doing the same thing
total chuuuuuune play this banger at Christmas and impress all of your friends and familyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiV7hwfLXGE
Im back /cum/mers
https://youtu.be/zZUUHthMeA4https://youtu.be/zZUUHthMeA4https://youtu.be/zZUUHthMeA4https://youtu.be/zZUUHthMeA4https://youtu.be/zZUUHthMeA4
>>205829713It's free to watch?
>>205829704did you know im drunk?
>>205829726I do nowI will be drunk, high. Or crossfaded tmrwHavent decided yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0RAISE YOUR SEMITIC POWER LEVEL
Why are Canadians so lame and gay lmao
>>205829733get drunk now. we wll be drunk togehter
>>205829738why does your twitter look gay and retarded
>>205829738>some fat s o y face shitter dork with his dogbaby bragging about being a zogbotfucking cringe indeed
>>205829756It’s threadsIt’s like Twitter but for the annoying neoliberal culture warriors that both the left and the right hate
>>205829756It’s threads
>>205829713Was a big fan of reading these books in 5th grade
>average redditard
>AND WE'RE GUNNA ANNEX YOU ALL CAUSE EMPEROR TRUMP SAID SO ON TRUTH SOCIAL LOL BTFO
>>205829746No booze in the house sorry budIts time fo bed
>>AND WE'RE GUNNA ANNEX YOU ALL CAUSE EMPEROR TRUMP SAID SO ON TRUTH SOCIAL LOL BTFO
>>205829769>>205829722yes
oof
>>205829776>>205829803Whom are you quoting
>>205829844AP probably didn't know the driver was Saudi when they first wrote the tweet.
Two nations, indivisible
https://youtu.be/ZWkd1AkHfmw?si=dmIK8i1qitEIsc1POH MY GOD HES MADE A WHOLR CARTOON
>>205829844AP getting their fuckin SHIT pushed in by nerds on Twitter
say something nice about me please
>>205829937you probably don't have AIDS
Connecticut has evil vibes
>>205829960well I shant go there.
Tantanman is the best ramen bar none. don't even @ me
connect a cut? well why'd you cut it in the first place
why are all government shutdowns such nothingburgers
are government shutdowns like that purge movie?
i'd like to check those quads but he said don't @ mepity...
>>205830000nice digits
pooperment shitdown
Nerd autistic gf
>>205830026Yes, you're lucky if you make it out alive
probably gonna jerk off soon
If the government shuts down I ain’t getting paid
no one is streaming tonight
>>205830034>>205830040the duality of cum
I can’t jerk off anymore
>>205830072go on welfare
>>205830077im watching xqc
>>205830098are you a french leaf
might study for a soulless bank job
>>205830098Is he gambling?
I need to piss so bad, but I am unable to leave the bed. So the GF provided me with piss bottles before she left for the city.That’s the life.Now I just need to figure out how to turn around on my back again so I can actually do that.
>>205830077i usually just watch a destiny vod when he's not live, plenty of content to go through
>>205830103no
>>205830106 Max Payne 3 taught me everything I need to know about Brazil
>>205830026look at this brazil starbucks mug i found at the thrift store
>>205830124God what a kino game that was
>>205830108no he only gambles when hes in canada
>>205830115cant watch destiny after seeing him suck dick
>>205830131Why are you so rich Mr fancy fireplace
Going to buy myself a watch for ChristmasThinking Citizen or Sieko, nothing too fancy
>>205830159it’s just a fireplace most homes have those
>>205829485She's perfect.>michiganHer kind doesn't actually exist, at least not here. Her husband is also similar to me (decently attractive,spergy, slim guy with long brown hair)God teases me
hatred
>>205830158it's weird but whatever, i'm not going to judge him for his sexuality his ideas are still good
>>205830199>i'm not going to judge him for his sexuality his ideas are still goodLOL
people have had dicks for thousands of years, historians agree
im no longer drunbk
>>205830199>his ideas are still goodFalse. He's bought into the entire MSM narrative about the orange man. Most of the time, he buys into whatever gets to him first.
>>205830161ur phone has a clock
>>205830056SameJerked off this afternoon did a BIG cum
>>205830251I'm getting a watch for fashion reasons, I already have a Casio for daily wear. This is something to wear for going out
>>205830131not beating the rich allegations with this one
if destiny is so stupid and his takes are bad, why does he consistently beat conservatives and other liberals in debates
I've literally never seen him win a single debate ever so???
>>205830341Clearly didn't watch the Finkelstein debate
>>205830329Why can I tell this is from some sort of deranged fetish comic thing
Watching a german mtg video the way he switches between german and english mid sentence makes me deeply uncomfortable
>>205830353>finkelSTEINI'm sure he lost that as well, whoever that is
>Destiny>win debates against Andrew WilsonI'm not even a Christcuck, but Wilson destroys Destiny in debates.
>>205830360Art style
Most embarrassing for desTINY is he lost every single debate to nick fuentes lmao
they're talking about their political celebrity crushes again
>>205830369>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Oo1k_lNwlcIt was kino
>>205830363That’s modern day German 4 u.Should listen to zoomers on the train. They’ll suddenly switch to English for like two sentences in pseudo Ebonics.
adderall cum cuckold has never "won" a thing in his life least of all a conversation because nobody "wins" in a serious discussion about something
https://youtu.be/-FL8ruwwQa0
how weak gay man win debate? grug would simply smash him with club
>>205830397Its so jarringIm just hearing "auf wiedersehen volkswagen hitler zwei zwei frogs rats otters and birds untap them schnitzel drei"
>>205830405This but completely unironically
>>205830402powerful
>>205829924They still wrote it in a way that makes it seem like the car drove itself.
UpdateI still eant to fuck my neighbors wife behind his back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79KDKWEOJ1s
Incelwalk themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSBxP6-Bz40
sexicans
>>205830437ah yes let's all hear what the rich socialist jew politician has to say about current affairs
nothing should be public at all, you should pay for everything
Jorking it rnJust starting
>>205830437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxlR3AS8wUU
We call this place /cum/ but Mexicans are suspiciously absent 90% of the time. What could they possibly be doing if not posting here?
>>205830437>saw this on niggagram 10 minutes ago>posted in /cum/cia gangstalking me again
>205830462 https://voca.ro/1bGP5lCh4Tm8
>>205830476the mexicans use american flags
>>205830476They hide out here >>205827866
>>205830476we used to have much more mexicans here. Sometimes like 3-4 at once! RIP Sinaloa
>>205830459he's telling the truth here thoughever, the richest man in the world just killed a bill in congress by threatening to take out his wallet and fund the political opponents of those who voted for the bill
Ive been describing thr us as an oligarchy for years butn i was always called a schizo for it
>>205830437>can you believe he didn't like our massive spending bill? we were going to give you guys some pennies(along with giving ourselves billions), please be mad!i would have more respect for bernie if he wasn't such a DNC lapdog
>>205830478no we're not>>205830507we're in your walls
We used to have Avril Lavigne and Grimes, what happened to our Canadian female artists?
>>205830507Leftoids call the US an oligarchy all the time. They just get mad when chuds do it too for some reason.
Canada peaked at life with derek
>>205830525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG-erEMhumcWe got this one
>>205830525Elon Musk started pumping his seed into them
>>205830533didn't know Americans had that show
>>205830496yeah but he's a commie
>>205830534>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGR65RWwzg8She has nothing on Avril
>>205830509He's a millionaire. He used to oppose millionaires and billionaires, until he became one. Now just just opposes billionaires. He doesn't actually have principles, like all socialists who have power.
>>205830559I'm a millionaire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edj3jWVagBU
>>205830559a lot of people who own the home they live in are millionaires on paper it's not really that uncommon, a billion is just so much more than a million
>>205830559at that age, anyone who's had a steady jobs would be a millionaire.
dogberg is sitting on my bed
i think they're back together
>>205830559>He used to oppose millionaires and billionaires, until he became one. Now just just opposes billionairesare you just saying that just to say it
poo
i oppose poor people, we need to get rid of them
>board is called /int/>everyone just makes their own segregated threads and sticks to their own kind
>>205830621https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/13/bernie-sanders-says-millionaires-less-in-2020-democratic-primary.html
>>205830547Was on disney channel
>>205830637not me, i'm a real international poster
>>205830637generals are cancer
buy ephedrine online
Alright, yall didn't like when I baked early for this thread. Now it's your turn, let's see what you've got
Just jerked off and took a little nap
>>205830637nobody posts outside of generals except race-baiters and shitposters making the same threads for a decade
>>205830637You can also post random shit you think of on the 'log as long as you find a way to say "in your cunt"
Did not know my bladder can hold this much piss.
>>205830637jannies don't moderate the board so the only places that aren't completely infested with shitposts, bait, and flamewars are the generalsjaniggers are always the problem
alcohol is wearing off
>>205830706>>205830706>>205830706