smoked edition >>205828813previous
can't believe this bitch
business idea: messsssican bummy creampies
Honor Criswick gf
>>205830706I got an extra one laying around here
>>205830706>presents? check>figgy pudding? check>Christmas tree?>santa hat? check>BMW? check
>>205830732damn>>205830747thanks pal here's a really good thread from one of the only good boards on this website >>>/an/4915793
>>205830744FUCK meteorologists.
>>205830767nice
pooparchy
>>205830744Kill meteorologists. Behead meteorologists. Roundhouse kick a meteorologist into the concrete. Slam dunk meteorologists into the trashcan. Crucify filthy meteorologists. Defecate on meteorologists. Launch meteorologists into the sun. Stir fry meteorologists in a wok. Toss meteorologists into active volcanoes. Urinate onto meteorologists. Judo throw meteorologists into a wood chipper. Twist meteorologists heads off.
i have lived to see manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
just cried
feeling surprisingly not shitty atm.
sorry babe it's for your own good
>>205830810
>>205830810Idk anon, it's pretty fun watching a regime collapse in real-time
>>205830822don't worry that will go away soon enough
>>205830821i did a few hours ago. my eyes still kinda sting.
>>205830821
just cried chocolate tears out my butt
anyone wanna play a game that's not skribbl
>>205830848no, only skribbl
Glad that despite being a deeply broken person I'm not the kind of fagola who cries uncontrollably
>>205830848i like curve fever but you can't play it on your phone and that's how most people post here
>>205830844https://youtu.be/-k8mCdTmbPQ
>>205830833>get told by retards here that Iran is this invincible country that would heem the West + Israel immediately if they wanted to>Kike chimpout on Iran>destroy all their militias in Lebanon>Destroy their regime in Syria>Bomb Iran directly with zero repercussions>kill Iranian diplomats with zero repercussions>Iran can just launch some weak drone/missile attacks while Israel changes the entire balance of power in the Middle EastShiafags lied to me
phone posters are a PLAGUE on HUMANITY
>>205830864the english voice actors are messing me up
>>205830828DO NOT ASSAULT DIANA
>>205830858I've broken down in tears like 4 times in the past 3 days. I think the last time I cried before that was back in 2017 when my cat disappeared and I thought he was dead. Before that was like 2009 maybe.
drinking milk
>>205830844Welcome back dont dox again
>>205830884what the fuck is wrong with you? be specific.
>>205830890enjoy buddy
>>205830882she likes it
>>205830872If anything the recent events have made me a Sunni appreciator, I'm tired of Shiafags talking a big game then immediately spilling their spaghetti everywhere
>>205830877?
>>205830859just tried it, didn't like it
>>205830899my brain is fucked up in ways you couldn't even imagine, and everything came bursting out all at once.
>>205830904
>>205830821this nigga crew
>>205830913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEIOb4KClKEthis is how he sounds in my head
So apparently the Christmas market joyrider was a Saudi refugee doctor who hates Islam and is pro right wing parties, judging from the twitter account claimed to be his.Germany is a strange place!
There is literally nothing wrong with crying but you cant do it in front of women
>>205830933truth even if they encourage it, then it can and will be held against you in the future found this out the hard way myself
>>205830931yeah and if you believe that obvious lie I've got a bridge in brooklyn to sell you
>>205830926i was hoping for a more specific answer>>205830931haha yeah totally the shitskin muslim that ran over christians with a car is TOTALLY a rightwing maga chud type dude for sure definitely not a disgusting muslim terrorist no he's RIGHT WING
>>205830933emotionally unavailable men be like
Btw here’s a pic of that bunny thing in the Taipei Metro that I snapped for the /cum/tard who always posts it!Say thank you.
I sobbed and bawled a LOT this summer when exberg left me and im not ashamrd but i would never donit in front of herI literally watched the time travelers wife and sobbed crying my eyes out about how i cant have a love that pure with herIm not ashamed
>>205830933>you cant do it in front of womenvery true, women always say they won't judge you but in typical female two-faced fashion, they are lying
>>205830875Not true
>>205830931>>205830967it would be really funny if he ran over some moroccans or something as a result of his anti-islam meltdowns thoughbeit. But at a Christmas market that seems unlikely
>>205830976wait hello kitty is related to the bunny thing?
>>205830976Hes a DOGBut wow I love it thanks anon hes goin to work hes a manly construction man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwZXnBmh4Y
>>205830930never took you for a weeb.now i get the name spinster
>>205830976Gudetama >>> all others
>>205830996Whatever his motivations are, they all are going back
>>205830997Same company and set of characters yesCinnamoroll is a DOG thoughever
>>205830976thank you but don't call me a tard that's rude
>have a decent job>read about people struggling to find a job after doing university>still felt PTSD even though I have a jobShit niggers, I haven't been on the job hunt for the last 3 or so years. How bad is it right now, especially in Canada? I work in IT, and I managed to get a job in the year that the Kungflu hit, most likely because companies REALLY needed someone to do the sneedful.
would you help a man pick up his apples in the street /cum/?
>>205831027>>205831005i don't blame people for thinking he's a rabbit with those ears and all honestly that pic is really cute though he's ready to get to work
>>205831050god what is wrong with people i'm convinced that living in a city too long makes you care less about other people
>>205831064the more things change the more they stay the same
>>205831050this happened to me once with oranges and I picked up like 2 of them to give to the person before I kept walking, so yes I would.
>>205831050not my problem
All I can say is that this attack couldn’t have happened in Frankfurt because all roads leading towards the Christmas market have these massive anti car things spanning the entire width of them lolPlus the Christmas markets are gun-free zones! (From 10:00am-10:00pm. Outside of these hours it’s ok to stab and shoot people?! Idk)Really gets you into that festive mood
>>205831075what is that supposed to mean huh
>>205831050I might help out of reaction, but I wouldn't advise it to someone else. People are on edge these days, and murders happen in broad daylight even if all you're doing is sitting around. Interacting with someone else increases the chances that you are noticed and therefore increases the chance that you are killed.
>>205831050>>205831073NotMyProblem
>>205831050I would cave his fucking head in for being a cringe faggot zoomer """"""influencer"""""" and ask the nearest muslim to drive over him with their sedan.
>>205831059I wasnt aware people mistook him for a bunny i just always knew he wad a dog so the misidentification never really occurred to me as a possibilityThen one time at the mall gf asked about a bootleg cinna thing at a stall and i gave her a wtf for calling him a bunny snd she said most people think he isWack
>>205831050This social experiment hits HARD and says a lot about our society
>>205831089>>205831083yeah but what if that happened to you what if those were your apples you dropped and people started kicking them away and taking them from you
>>205831073It literally does
Think I have pink eye
>>205831109being a samurai is preferable to being a slut
>>205831096he is pretty wack and also I would have thought it was a she
>>205831105i would commit seppuku for i have failed and brought great dishonor upon myself and my ancestors
Could go for half a skribbl game before i pass our
>>205831105I've lost apples before
>>205831125set it up, im game
>>205831125i'm kind of bored of it honestly
>>205831085?
>>205831125sometimes i go into random skribbls and drop horrific language until they kick me out of disgustand i'll keep doing it
Getting Hiroshigook ads in Japan X (formerly Twitter)
>>205831121it's not slutty to wear a bikini
i usually join any skribble game posted here but not this time
>>205831182>Hiroshigook
why am i not good at anything?
if you have amazon prime there's lots of web browser games you can play on it
back. feeling a little better, not gonna push it though. just gonna watch some tv, relax
>>205831050those aren't apples those are the crash bandicoot fruits
>>205831187they are in a classroom presumably filming adult stuff
>>205831203really like what?>>205831209AIDS doesn't work like that
If she doesny post a skribbl link im gona go mess with my standard deck and take my half benadryl desu
>>205831223lmao well there goes my blood donation strat haha. you're funny
Momberg got mad at me when I said Brian Thompson was evil and how it's clear why people are worshipping Luigi She said she things Luigi is a monster and deserves to die, LMAO
your mother is more intelligent than you are.
"vanilla" porn will soon be considered a fetish. it will be abnormal for anyone to watch a male and a female of the same race performing vaginal penetration and a "facial"mark my words
>>205831246boomers are corporate bootlickers, nothing new
>>205831246moms almost never condone first degree murder, not surprised
only solo female porn is actually straight
>>205831254It's already that wayWho the fuck jerks off to boring missionary?
Going on an airplane for the first time in my life next month. Here's hoping I don't discover I'm afraid of flying and embarrass myself with a panic attack
>>205831235go on
https://skribbl.io/?BpCmgFqkhop in bros
>>205831261this
>>205831264Me
>>205831267is spinny in this lobby
>>205831265Planes are fun
>>205831275yes
>>205831275no but your mom is fagtard
>>205831254>zoomers talk about pegging or rimming with their main social media profile and real faceThey built different frfr
>>205831261I jerked off a full frontal busy blonde girl today. I don't even think that should count as fapping
Just pacemogged a slowbie on the sidewalk
>>205831281ok i'll join>>205831285you're a mean person and no one likes you
>>205831306calm down freak
>>205831050Of course. I'm aware of the psychological experiment that you're more willing to help someone if there's no one else around to help, but less likely to help if there's others to help.When there's a group, you defer responsibility to others(all the posters saying "NOT MY PROBLEM" are a perfect example of it). When you're alone, you have no one else to defer responsibility to, so you're more likely to help.The best cure to the flaws of humanity, it to become aware of them, so you can rebel against them.>>205831110Unironically.
It's kinda retarded when porn sites put non-white women under the brunette category. Every non-white woman is brunette
i cant get over abby shapiro's feet
>>205831322i'm not upset, i'm simply telling you what you need to hear
>>205831345you're mad as hell and sperging out
>>205831302Has anybody else ever noticed that niggers walk REALLY slow? Anytime I'm walkmaxxing and someone is in the way strollceling it's usually a nigger
>>205831339She has feet? Those chest cannons might as well be the only body part she has.
>>205831360I don't live around them so idk
>>205831355take a breath and settle down, i have skribbl to playre-read my previous replies if you get lonely
>>205831290you cant jerk off women they dont have penises
>>205831394lmao why are you so asshurt and projecting? embarrassing!
injecting silicone into your mom's clit so i can suck it like a cock
Almost had a wet dream. I woke up before i coomed so I was able to keep my shorts clean
>>205831397Not true. I love pussy. It's god's delicate flower
>>205831431kinda good kinda bad
Spin is really out for blood today she seems genuinely botheredI feel bad i genuinely hate seeing someone i wanna call a friend in such a mood Hope u feel better but it's chrimmis timeGn /cum/
Need to piss but all the bottles are full LOLJust chugged down two painkiller pills the jap doctor lady gave me and hope they will at least give me the chance to walk five steps down to the shitter because I also need to SHIT
I'M NOT A CROOK
I'm going to find you
>>205831482Hello Private Gomez
>>205831467night bud
not if i find u first
gg well played
>>205831502it's fk
It's fun to the stay at the YMCA
gg have some nuts you earned them guys
Really hope there were no Canadians in that lobby
rigged ahh skribbl match
>>205831527Need to kiss this woman
>>205831530Cope
>>205831525keep this bullshit in outer int please
>>205831528Canadian beat you
>>205831525lol
I have my one that got away and I’ll miss her forever even though I’m married now
Hanukkah is literally a minor Jewish holiday. It's not even close to how important Christmas is to Christians. That said Easter is the most important Christian holiday
*tap tap*
>>205831564seems like the kinda thing your wife would seethe about
>>205831567pascha is so comfy
>>205831564Your wife can smell it and bangs other dudes
>>205831571
>>205831527i love the way her nipples protrude through her clothing
>>205831564you never forget your first
Michigan police be like "our cars aren't gay enough yet"
arceuid is my god
>>20583161898% of anime is shittyprobably closer to 99%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNE9Sp4J7UE
>>205831662zoomers love Deftones now. warms my heart.
>>205831694is that a foeauetus?
when i get gender dysphoria i like to hop on /cum/ and start arguments and be shitty to people for no reasonluckily my estrogen came in early this week so i've been a good girl
>trannies
>>205831694Strawberry jam
even normalfags are struggling to find gf, what makes you think you have any chance as a hikkineet
>>205831564i know exactly what you mean. my first girlfriend was a dummy who didn't shower enough. i always think of her, though. even though my wife is more beautiful in the body, and in the mind. despite being married for a pair of decades, i still think of her when i... you know. she had very long hair. she was a little chubby, but nowhere near fat. she had to wear glasses and her breasts sagged in a good way. i loved how she didn't shave downstairs. i don't regret outgrowing her, but i do wish i had played with her more at the time. done more kinky stuff. what a scumbag i am. fantasizing about her when i have this amazing woman who's put up with me for double-digits. she just texted me... awful. awful is what i am.
>>205831743because I'm past the point of caring what people think about me, it lets me be freeeeeeeeeeee to be meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealso most zoomie girls are children of divorce and have ingrained daddy issues so it's not hard to impress them and build dependency but I'm here to remind everyone about Johnny Bravo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStFMlh8HRk
Shameika said I had potential
this concludes my presentation
>>205831784No it doesn’t. Get back here
>>205831731This post sounds like something my ex would type Grim
>>205831784>my presentationwhat was it about?
Have to be up in 6 hours
>>205831635take the visual novel pilltsuhikime is complete kino
>>205831576She knows her but she doesn’t know that I was in love with herWe started dating right after we broke up (we dated for two months after being friends for years) and she told me she was happy for me but after she posted on instagrams about remembering all the great times together and how were soulmates my girlfriend (now wife) demanded I choose between them and I chose my girlfriend because I felt bitter about being dumpedBut if I chose my friend we’d probably get back together because she still texts me out of the blue sometimes and I delete the texts so my wife doesn’t see
>>205831784big fan. have a meltdown again soon
An Indian reported one of my posts see you guys in 3 days
>>205831791i like blood it's pretty
>>205831810which post?
>>205831804this is exactly what I think of when someone mentions canada
>>205831815I'd argue blood is more than just 'pretty'
>>205831822>>205831747
>>205831743Wolfs rain was such a a great show
>>205831595
>>205831815it gets thick and gritty when you roll it around on your fingers though
>>205831836grim
>>205831856you could have all of that except for maybe the no headlight part here
>>205831760She wasn’t my first girlfriend just the first person I truly loved because I could tell she felt comfortable being truly open and vulnerable aroundShe told me about loads of shit she never told anyone else about and she’s the woman who made me a man
>>205831856Being a faggot roider and having no traffic laws is good because.... it just is okay???
i call things based and cringe in real life and my friends laugh and think i'm a funny and cool guy
sup niggaz
>>205831834i always hated art theory in college because it felt like a crime to just appreciate the aesthetic of the thing itself, you have to ascribe all these labels to any piece and create a narrative where there really isn't one most of the time
>>205831878>t. zoomer
>>205831885100% chance the one on the left tastes like watery sugary tomato sauce and nothing else, "authentic" pizzas always fucking suck
>>205831900b-b-but muh authenticity just like a mama used to make!
margherita pizzas are good and i dont care what you think
Belly is too big to tie my shoes again
>>205831908formaggio al fornogood thinkin' mama
The first love of my life is as a Mexican girl and I dream about her We talk sometimes and I dream about a world where I leave my life behind and live with her instead God damn sometimes I really wish my life went a different routeShe really was my soulmate Drank too much this Friday now I’m missing my old girlfriends I lied to my wife that she was my first girlfriend and my Mexican soulmate gf agreed to lie for meWife thinks we’ve only ever been friends
>>205831908I had "authentic" pizza made in Italy by actual Shitalians and it was bland as hell.
>>205831916i love those
best selling video game idea: hitman but it's set in india and there's no penalty for collateral damage they just accept it when you gun them down in the street
>>205831916they're okay. i don't dislike any pizza, even hawaiian, but margherita's are very far down my list.
mama mia!!! imma walkin' 'ere!!!
US Navy be like"this cocaine is too spicy"
Sometimes my ex tells me she loves me and I know she says it to tempt be to break up with my wife especially since she’s become single recently but it’s too late
i like pinapple pizza and this is my first choice order, second is cheese i accept any abuse that will be directed at me for this opinion
>>205831967pineapple is a niche but acceptable favorite, but cheese second is an insult to pizza
>>205831967I enjoy pineapple pizza as well, Hawaiian is pretty good too but it can easily be ruined with low quality ham.If you're getting a cheese 'za it's gotta be at least 4 cheese, preferably 5-6.
>>205831966you're a good man.
>>205831986me on the right >>205831987i was a chicken nugget and french fry child and it permanently ruined my gut microbiome, i'm working on it
>>205831771Would 100%
I think I’m gonna look my ex upI miss her so fucking much I haven’t had a real conversation with her in a year holy fuck I’d die for this woman >>205831967I love pineapple and ham pizzaThank you Canada
>>205831950I dislike hawaiian because i dont care for slices hamI love chicken and pineapple
>>205832008is pineapple pizza a canadian thing thanks canadians
Neapolitan pizza is shitGimme grease gimme oil gimme cancerous cheeses
any khhv retards here?
alright gni dont fit in this kind of thread
>>205831853just like my penis
in Canada we just do it better
Italians used to be very nice online I remember a few of them were on an old anime forum back when I was younger and they were always very polite and respectful, now they're just annoying paradoies of themselves "mama mia you fucka the pizza up, only we shitalians can make-a our food correctly, mama mia my ancestors are crying at america mama mia molto bene only we can make-a da food, only real true authentic italian can be eaten or else it's slop I must come on to the english speaking internet to let you know this btw, etc etc" spoiler alert you italian shitstains america won, we took you food and made it better, no one wants your neopolitan pizza they want BIG FAT GREASY AMERICAN pizza with all the toppings, only vegans are pissing and shitting themselves when they see a normal pizza, same with your pasta chef boyardi blows your "nonna" (just fucking say grandmother the rest of your sentence is in english) out of the water, says a lot that the 3 most notable italians are chef boyardi (left italy because it was a shit hole), mario (fictional character made by a japanese man), and musolini (most notable thing he did was die in a funny pose LOL)
>>205832031i don't either good night
>>205832031night bud
>>205831804
just read the tf2 comic, cant believe they bothered to humor a bunch of autists stuck on a game they wish it were dead many years ago
>>205832014because they catch the cheese when you're dragging off a bite?
>>205832034audibly groaned at this post
>>205831986He looks too chunky>>205832000U can do it budI would never make my kids mcdonalds kidsThat is a rare thing it is not a defaultEx was NOT happy with this viewShall be cooking them dinner desu
>>205831996I sometimes wish it went differently but in the end it was her choice and I honestly only even started dating other women to prove to her I was stable and able to stay friendsShe thought I’d be too hung up on our failed relationship but I stopped talking to her because my girlfriend didn’t like me being friends with girls >>205832019Yep, from Vancouver
>>205832060>>205832000
>>205832059just like when my penis entered you
>>205832081me on the left
i have successfully therapied myself bros.
>>205832047>>205832031Dont talk about yourselves like that pls :(>>205832054Tastes yuckyI hate deli ham
>>205832096>tfw no femdom mommy boss gf
>>205832038Same feelingI hate Italians (online)Nooo you can break the spaghetti nooo you can’t drink this after that nooo we don’t rest meatballs in pasta nooo you can’t put cheese on thatShut the fuck upPizza ai Wurstel is a staple in ItalyAnd I’ve never seen that gross shit here or anywhere else
I believe women about sexual assault because three of my girlfriends were sexually assaulted and two of them were under 10 when it happenedI feel like I can tell when a woman has been raped now
I don't get it
>>205832096>piercingsyikes
>>205832096Dude was down bad she is a skip for me
For me, it's Rising Crust or bust.
>frozen pizzaOnly when i am depressed and not even showering
>>205832109no but you dont understand bro women live life on easy mode dude they can fuck whenever they want dude they have so much power in society man
>>205832108based and hatepilled, fuck guidos
>>205832111Biden makes bombs while Elon goes to mars
>>205832123for me? it'slittle caesars taste so good when you ain't have a bitch in yo ear tellin you it nasty
>>205832131how does that relate
>>205832131What happened to u in those 2 weeksPrison transformationCant live life on the outside no more
>>205832078i accidentally broke up with mine on her birthday. i swear, i did not mean to do it. i didn't even realize until she went, "some birthday this is." i tried to walk it back some, but it was too late. her friends told me she wrote sad poetry about me after. poetry. the poor girl. i'm not even worth the post i'm typing.
My go to pizza order, extra sauce (what is with every pizza place these days skimping on sauce? extra sauce is still less sauce than they used 10-15 years ago), mushroom, double pepperoni, olives, meatballs but only if it's real meatballs like full size meatballs cut in halves I do not like that italian meatball shit which is just crumbs of overcooked beef that tastes so heavily of italian spice mixture it makes you want to puke
>>205832123Does it rise in the oven?We have a similar one here and it’s honestly so good. Tastes better than all of those Arab run pizza delivery places we have and costs a third.
>>205832111Open condom style~~~~Op- Op- Op- Op-Open condom style~~~~
>>205832157It rises a lot. I am also disturbed to know there are arabs in Japan.
>>205832182I’m fk on vacation
now dance, fucker, dance
>>205832194based offspring poster
Can you tell that this is a transgender woman
>>205832194he's laughin at you
>>205832111Ben "empty my nine in the welfare line" Garisson really fell off this year
I want to visit japan for the gay cosplay sex
I hate the offspring
>>205832209Same. Their singer just fucking yells
*boomer voice*yeah I hate the offspringMY OFFSPRING HAHAHAHA
>>205832209They are pozzed. They kicked out their long time drummer because he refused to get the coof shots
>>205832123for me, it's pic related
>>205832227Dont csre about that just cant stand dudes voice>>205832216Based knower
>>205832229gonna bust your crust m8
>>205832229Blud posted ps3 games pizza
Four fucking nights departing on fucking Friday, is that still correct, fucker?
>>205832111My problem with Ben Garrison is his positive portrayal of people he likes:-Zero wrinkle, squeaky clean, shiny skin-Baby-like innocent smile-etc etcIt's such a kiss-ass thing and reflects the author's faulty and infantile belief that people he like are 1000% perfect and with zero flaws. People with absolutist black/white attitudes are generally very unpleasant to be with in real life. Ben's negative drawings of things/people he dislikes are almost always more interesting.
okay none of you liked my india hitman game idea but how about this, actual business idea: one of those rage rooms where you smash stuff, but instead it's filled with ballistic gel models and they give you a chainsaw and gun and let you pretend to be doom guy for like 30 minutes
trains are so fucking dangerous it's almost unbelievable
>>205832265sounds good
song is obviously about some dude an heroing against some hwalthcare ceos
just cummed
>>205832265i went to a rage room and hit a chunky computer monitor with a bat and it didn't break and it hurt my hands because the bat vibrated in my hands
>>205832284Gyatt
Currently simping for a big tit Latina on twitch
>>205832299me too but she's in congress
>>205832299simping is king shit
define simping i hear this word a lot but i don't think everyone is on the same page on what it means
goodnight
>>205832313gn
>>205832316>>205832316>>205832316
One thing that annoys me about YouTube premium is that when you change to a different app while a video is on, the audio keeps playing just fine in the background, but when you switch back to the YouTube app, there’s always a stutter.I do not approve of this.
>>205832313good night
