edition
Today is my first day off of my two week chrimbo holidays lads. Shall be heading to the wholesalers tomorrow to stock up on sweets, meats, cheeses and fizzy drinks. shall be maintaining an alcoholic buzz the whole time while eating copious amounts.Do not disturb me until it's all over. Thanks.
oh darling make it gomake it go away
>>205829560thing about keir is that he looks about as nervous going into a press conference as he would going into the somme. he's just permanently nervous
wtf lmao surely not
Why are brits so much better at acting (besides Tom Cruise/Denzel etc)? Is it because they're.. gay?
>>205829684omds
>>205829706we're gayyyyyy!
i'm ok with the fact that i'm gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuugW_r33o8
gay? filtered
am i crazy or was it hey until recently
dehydrated
>>205829476Id ask to hangout with you guys if I go to London or the UK but most of you live in social housing and are surrounded by alcoholics
>>205829939did you even look at my flag?
>>205829939i live in a bedsit and am an alcoholic
>>205829930enjoyed this series
I've had sex in 2024.Three times!And you?
>>205829980three different lasses or the same one each time ?
>>205829980good for you. zero just like every other year before and every year after
>>205829939Are you the gay sex american tourist?If so you can stay with me, I won't rape you in your sleep much
porn
going to read this, eventually
>>205829980like 3?
>>205829992Same one, it was a one night stand over the course of a night and morning.I saw her again a second time but she had to work.I miss her.
>>205830061ktim
What are your wonders /brit/? Bet you don't have anything like this
>>205829963You wanna get drunk and throw rocks at Cars
Any of you seen Sleuth with Michael Caine and Lawrence Olivier? I've never heard of it and I'm not really watching it. Ridiculous murder, Lawrence Olivier has a gun and is just kind of holding it and standing right next to Michael Caine and Lawrence Olivier is explaining how and why he's going to kill Michael Caine and Michael Caine doesn't attack Lawrence.
>>205830221sounds like scumbag behaviour
>>205830223yeah I think so. Olivier his a fucking ham.
>>205830221freak
>>205830236In Chicago people used to get bricks/rocks and drop them over walkways on to traffic. I remember when someone dropped a whole washing machine on someone
Woke up at 03:55 today
Saw a rekt video that was a dash cam footage of someone driving and a brick is thrown through his window and it instakills his wife and their kid is the car and it's really sad :(
Dad had 1 drink at lunch and started going on about poor whites in south africa
>>205830285yeah no wonder it's a shithole
>>205830253I'd been confusing him with the guy from Lawrence of Arabia until watching Marathon Man, that guy could act. Not as well as me but pretty damn close. But this movie reminds me of being up in the middle of the night sick as a kid.
The CIA has had smartphone technology since at least the 90s
>>205830370Disgusting that they kept the ibeer to themselves for so long
>>205830416they’re out there fighting pakis and russianswhat have you done?
i'm gay and that's ok
>>205830427wanking blacks off
>>205830427Me? Ive been up all night theory crafting a new type of bone graft thats going to revolutionise medicine as we know it
i dont know anyone so I just have a dumb doro so my mum and landlady can text me shit
sick of brits attacking good ol american boys
>>205830448I'm straight and it's even more okay
Poo poo comes from the bum bum
>>205830567Scream
In Ralph Waldo Emerson's essay titled "Gifts," he argues that the true value of a gift lies in the expression of love, friendship, or gratitude it represents, rather than its material worth; essentially, the most meaningful gift is a "portion of oneself," reflecting a deep understanding and appreciation of the recipient's character and needs, creating a genuine connection between giver and receiver.
Recommend me a film to watch while I complete my chompy grind in osrs please.
>>205830622Halo 2?
>>205830622https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3hBLv-HLEc
had pheasant for tea and haven't stopped farting since
What do you guys think of that Hailey Welch?Reckon it was unsurprising, a crack baby country bumpkin with almost no formal education that works minimum wage in a spring factory not being able to handle global fame for something dumb.Bizarre her posting statements "to her fans", like, there's people aware of her, idk about fans.
not watching smallville anymore because it seems lex luthor isn't part of season 8-10
>>205830683>had pheasant for tea Is tea-time a regimented part of your schedule?
>>205830622i just hit 100 in fishing in melvor idle
>>205830689too old>>205830694i lost interest around the time they had that storyline where lana becomes a witch and she just never fucking went away. slowly watched less and less until i dont think i watched after season 6 at all
Coming down from a buzz, it might be sleepy time
Need some venture capital to develop my semenT bone graft technology
do they sell this extra stout guinness in the uk? it's awesome
>>205830814I'll see if I can get in touch with my Bay Area contacts, make sure you're presentable for the pitch meeting
>>205830820ayealso pour it into a glass you barbarian, drinking guinness out of a glass is grim
>>205830820Loads of domestic variants of Guinness around the world which unfortunately over here contributed to the death of historical local brands like CarbineApparently Nigerian Guinness is peng
>>205830820Yes, they sell the British beer in Britain.
>>205830871it's also called "foreign extra stout" so I thought it might just be for foreigners
sir gay
Men crave structure
>>205830820>guinness from the bottlebased retard
Wait. Sleuth actually IS queercoded. I get letterboxd now. They ARE all gay. All movies are gay!
>>205830820theres guinness original extra stout which is 4.2% there's also this small bottle called foreign extra stout which ive only seen in sainsburys at 7.5% what percentage is bud light in america? in the uk everyone seems to think you are all drinking the same 3.5% piss as over here.
>>205830897It's from the fact that beer used to ferment a bit more when transported on the boat.
>>205830869>>205830921who says I'm drinking from the bottle, I just took a picture of it for yous..but yes I'm drinking from the bottle >>205830939I don't know about bud light, but pbr is 4.7%stella is a bit better taste wise I reckon but many of the beers are available here anywaysI'm currently drinking a "voodoo ranger imperial ipa" that's 9%, tastes surprisingly good for something so high
I miss getting Samuel Adams back when the beer fridge wasn't filthy with IPAsHardly ever see it these days even though it arguably started the trend
>>205831060bro really thinks someone would assume he just took beer out of the fridge to take a picture next to his screen with 4chan on it, then just put it backget a clue
Paki pizza on its way
>>205830735I got stuck around the fire god dungeon then stopped playing. Had 10k hours so I made a funny steam review and got lots of reddit gold
they're going too far now
>>205831157i found you can just tab out, set your clock forward a couple days, and go back and it will think you spent that time playingcant be arsed waiting for idle games to actually idle
don't think i can stop being gaybut i can be less gay
>>205831178why are you gay
everyone buys eurofizz or guinness here now in the pubs and i don't blame them. carling harp and tennents are utterly dire and nobodys drinking john smiths
>>205831178it's all we askbe 90s gay, not 20s gay
cant stop the bum rush
>>205831177Bizarre
Wish I were giving cunnilingus to a nice guy's vulva rn
as funny as it may seem, some people get their kicks stomping on a dream.but i don't let it-let it get me down. cause this fine ol' world keeps spinning around
a porn and a king
>>205831212i give cunnilingus to my trans boyfriend's vulva nightly
my dick still stands when I look at porn but I don't feel anything
look at em go
>>205831185don't know or i wouldn't be it would i
>>205831193>Die alone gay vs married PreP gaypass
>>205831240you tell me
>>205831234Not gay to shag her
>>205831234Gay friend of mine told me he loves fucking transgirls more than men because to him he's fucking a "failed man".Liberal girl we were talking to at the time was raging that he must be bi but he was adamant he was gay.
>>205831244how about just dont be promiscuous and not have to worry about PreP because you're in a monogamous marriage gay
>>205831258Yeah let’s just ask the gays to not be promiscuous
https://skribbl.io/?BpCmgFqk
Sir Reddit Karma
just marry a woman and have kids with her, fags
>>205831293not tonight
>>205831231i thought of quitting, baby, but my heart just ain't gonna buy it
sir do not redeemer
sir import 500 million indianser
>>205831289I'm gay and not promiscuousIt is possible
kino time
>>205831367good on ya barbara x
>>205831398JIM GRUZALSKI
listening to electronically generated music
Absolutely bolloxed might go to bed
sucking a poo
ai is a fucking nothingburger
>>205831601What is not a nothingburger, in your view?
>>205831649you're a poof
Got an expensive haircut at 10amThen I travel north to see a long lost aunt who was cut out of the family in the same way and by the same people who've cut me out of the familyI shall have three eggs for breakfast for nourishment
>>205831601Stupid word for stupid people
>>205831665good for you mate im in bed shaking hungover and cant sleep
>>205831683I woke up from a full sleep an hour ago
>>205831713oh it's you hitlercatlad
are you okay australia?
>>205831665tell story about inheritance
>>205831665good lad, fill your aunt's home with egg farts while she fills you in on her resentful stories
>>205829980several times with this one girl. We did it so much i lost count, like 8 or 9 times over the course of 3 months if i had to estimate
haha my girlfriend is such a klutzshe came back from a girl's night out with bruises on her neckapparently her friend reached out to stop her falling over!I love my girlfriend
>>205830427i’m in here, fighting russians and pakis
>>205831757My sister already told her and my aunt is on our side. My parents were clearly looking for a reason to cut us out and me saying spend time with me while you're alive instead of leaving whatever to me when you're dead was enough to do it
>>205831905Ahem *taps the NO ANIME sign*
>>205831879Also to follow on from this, my nan and parents blocked my sister on Facebook for reaching out to my exiled aunt
Yummy dinner
>>205831879>>205831917I think you should try to be legally represented in court and get loads of money
Need Emma Wayson's gassy bottom sat on my face.
*Watson's
*sprays liquid shit all over the thread*
>>205831981>Wayson
wasted another year as a middle class americandont feel like i can ever get ahead
>>205831992standards are slipping emmayankwhatever is the matter?
Think I'm getting baby crazyThe thoughts turn to a sudden desperate need to impregnate a woman, and woman, and have a childDidn't know this happened to men
>>205831973There's no money. They're had an interest only mortgage for 20 years and basically only paid off the interest. My father was injured on duty as a police officer and almost killed by an NHS cock up and he only got a fraction of the money we were expecting as a pay out. All his businesses have failed. They've got nothing to give me. It's why the only time I ever brought up inheritance was to shut them up when they started using money as an excuse to not do anything with me.Loser parents who resent their children. I'll report them as PIP benefit fraudsters if I hear nothing from them by my upcoming birthday
President Elon Musk
Zamn why are aussies such chuds?https://x.com/NoticerNews/status/1870102679739047963
President emmayank
>>205832042Me since i was about 25
had my first kid when i was 19never met the little bastardno idea where him or the mother is
>>205832112Where him or his mother are*
Haliey I lost everything. I am the Hawk Tuah's biggest fan. When you exclaimed "spit on that thang!" my life changed for the better. When I saw you had a trustworthy crypto project I almost jumped for joy. How could you deceive me and the other members of the Tuah Tribe Haliey?
>>205832158Shes cute but she aint no soogs
wonder if these university students sincerely believe that they'll waltz into a high paying, secure, rewarding job with opportunities for progression once they leave uni or if they realise it just won't happen and at best they'll be a couple of grand per year better off than us uneducated plebeians
*commands a roman legion to patrol /brit/*
*sits waiting in ambush*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um7n0O-OUVoSO LET THE HEARTACHES BEGIN
why do women purposely ruin themselves by getting tattoos or getting fat or both
>>205832261Just to annoy you
How many bodies did OpenAI sacrifice to Moloch to get that flashy new model then?
>>205832261incel moment
outer/int/ is a cesspit dungeon but i did enjoy this video i found in the eternal china/india hate thread
AH CAN'T HOLD BACK THE TEARSANY MORE
>>205832267Can it do ai generated images with proper words yet
bellowing a poo
What is your opinion of glottal stops? This old bitch is telling me to using them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=xfojxWJDDzvpjzk0
sir keir starmer's britain
145 years ago today, Joseph Stalin was born.Happy birthday koba
>>205832308aside from a bullet to the head i'd have this monkey in a jail for 40 years for pulling a stunt like this
>>205832305>is telling me to using them
a woman does not respect a man unless she detects a little violence in him
>>205832283brother, the entirety of /int/ is the cesspitother board exist, visit them and realise how bad /brit/ is
>>205832331That isn't ESL. That's ADHD because I miss words while typing out my sentences.
>>205832373if /int/ is a cesspit, /brit/ is the epicentre of it. it really is that bad.
Emma Watson has a shitey arse.
>>205832323uh thats racist matehe has socioeconomic reasons for doing that
Kind of mental how hillbillies are literally just Scot’s and Ulster Protestants. In fact they called themselves that first, they were supporters of King Billy (King William of Orange) and the ones from the hills called themselves “hill billy’s”Even today, Rangers fans call themselves the Billy Boys and Celtic fans call them Billys
>>205832373/brit/ is heaven the rest of the site is dogshit, i would rather use mumsnet than discuss anything on current day /tv/ or /v/
>>205832391both /brit/ and outer /int/ are obsessed with nigger dick of all thingsit's mentioned enough to the point that i'm about to chuck this whole website cold turkey and only use normalfag internet instead
*squeezes out a turd*
>>205832423someone started tweeting out this place under hashtags of BBC and #BBCLovers
>>205832409I find the lesser nations obsession with sects of christianity quite sad considering they behave no better than the more secular englishmen
>>205832410>>205832423maybe you should get a hobby and visit /lit/, /out/, /fit/, or /ck/ or something like that
>>205832437*gobbles it up before it even hits the floor*
>>205832423only /brit/ is, sorry to break it to you. a few thirdy spammers or indians on vpns spamming porn is not /int/ exclusive.
can't figure out which spice girl I want to impregnate
>>205832456/lit/ is slower than two 100 year olds shagging and they discuss the same books all the time
>>205832477lce Spice
Any Shia Muslims in?
>>205832456>/lit/ dead board full of pseuds>/out/dead board full of yanks>/fit/ never used >/ck/a fine board, recently flooded with tiktokers
>>205832477Emma B was always the superior choice. Maybe followed by Geri
>>205832495>/fit/>never usedfat bastard
>>205832468>a few thirdy spammers or indians on vpns spamming porn is not /int/ exclusiveit happens all the time here matei imagine it happens quite often on /pol/ as well for obvious reasons
>>205832480>>205832495other boards are too slow for your zoom zoom brains is it? no wonder you're on /brit/ then
Ah granny's been getting into the Christmas ether again.
>>205832495>noo those boards aren't the constant low effort spam slop like /brit/ so they're not good!your brain is fried bro. i bet if /brit/ went 5 minutes without a post you'd be sitting there screaming like a child smashing the update button hundreds of times a second.there's so much to this site people never see cause they don't leave their bubble so you just think the whole site is like this.
>>205832526and why are you here and not in your own general you shit eating immigrant runt of a man
>>205832195>>205832282They get mogged by soogs
>>205832542too slow, brain's too fried
i only come to /brit/ because it makes me feel better knowing there's people more pathetic than me. and i'm god damn pathetic.
>>205832578I think youre a swell fella
>>205832578ktim but /tv/
I used to browse /fa/ a lot up until 2020.
>>205832600/fa/g
>>205832535>projecting from the eternally seething canadianyou are literally always here eternally seething canadian, i won't take any chronically online slander from the most mentally unwell individual alive apart from the mouse
sir anus exploder
The rain has ruined my plans
>>205832610You just wish you were as effay as me.
>>205832617yeah bro i am every single canada flag all at once. pea brained twat.
in my dark academia arc
>>205832630ripped that fag to shreds
happy solstice
I browse /brit/ because it's fun to see what my fellow countrymen are up to
Think the only languages a native English speaker should learn are Spanish + one East Asian language.
Feeling communist
Just got up to wee and blow my nose
>>205829476this edition
corr giz a sniff
>>205832630i recognise your mean spirited drivel and your immediate jump to projection as a form of defence, it is your only form of communication. you are victor meldrew
Even their doctors are terrorists
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>205832705how can you read what you just typed and not cringe and be so utterly embarrassed.
hello
>>205832743Cedric Diggory getting a noseful.
>>205832705well said
>>205832747how can you sit there and pretend i haven't argued with you before over nothing, has the alcoholic dementia finally kicked in?
Last christmas I gave you my arse
>>205832762Goodbye
>>205832659stream of newgrange light sun magic thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=776csdogJo0
>>205832743The second challenge, CedricIt's dragons, can't you see
grindr you are too much
>>205832778how am i supposed to prove i'm not somebody? get a fucking clue you terminally online virgin.none of what you've posted is even relevant to the discussion of boards we were having. you're just upset to learn that /brit/ isn't the centre of the universe and are lashing out.no more replies from me buddy, so take it on the chin and move on.
T
>>205832820he's done you
>>205832820it's ok mate i accept your concession and forgive you for flying off the handle, maybe take a deep breath or 2
>>205832804Must be some cock
white power
a
I enjoy the work of Ivan Dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PfAWbmKlHc
wombat stew for tea
>>205832898uma delicia
>>205830205
>>205832917Earth is flat sooo...
>>205832985Sexo
>>205832985hummina hummina ha-WAA!!!!!!
Going back to bed. Need all my energy for the panto later
campbells tinned cat vomit
>>205833050i prefer the campbells tinned pig fart myself
>>205832564>too slowDone yourself!
>>205833026pantomime?
Huey Lewis is too black-sounding for me
Vegemite is a spread of the godsMarm*te is disgusting SHITE
>>205832780And the very next day, I said I'm not gay
>>205833120*humps your leg*
Im emo
>>205833167emo 4 life
do they play love actually on the telly in the uk on christmas?
>>205833151>reminding people how good we had itTh-thanks...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CjWXen-Niqc&pp=ygUJaW5kZWggYW15
>>205833182It was a proto advert for all the shit annoying adverts we get now.
>>205833151Never seen this before
Today is the shortest day of the year.
>>205833263You mean longest, right?
Today is the blackest day of the year.
Today is the last day of year
Today is the greatest day ive ever known
The whole of summer 2018. England smashing the footie and a never ending heatwaveMy friends and I went to Gordon’s wine bar, got smashed and walked over to tower bridge past midnight when it was all lit up.Rolling out of Egg (lol) to the sunrise at 6am.The very first swim I had in Hampstead ladies pond back in 2016. Still my favourite place on
is this the thread
>>205833007ze lads
Sick and tired of arrogant indians in this country sick of their stupid ugly faces sick of their stink sick of their stupid accents and gay language im just sick of it
>>205833411not for long
Remember jordan knight from /brit/? Well hes a giga rorke nowhttps://x.com/jhk_______
>>205833416pains me to say it but yeah they're just often not very pleasant people to be around at all are theyits rough for me because some of my lifelong friends are indian and are wonderful people etc etc but jesus christ there must be something in the water over there for so many of them to end up looking/smelling/talking/acting the way they do, from what i've heard from my indian mates it's just a sick rotten society in so many aspects
>>205833416not very christian of you
>>205833429>marble statue in bannerthe true mark of a twitter rorke
>>205833416yeah this>inb4 samefagGODstralians just are based & red-pilled operating on the same ARYAN ELITE wavelength
>>205833416most parts of india are one step away from being barbaric pre-civilization hellscapes. it's a terrible country with way too many people living there.
>>205833457Unironically i practice anglo saxon paganism and pray to woden
forgot to mention learning about their caste system is a pretty big blackpill
bloody SICK of these jfs posting in MY /brit/don't like themdon't want them herethey're not welcomeSIMPLE AS!
>>205833480gimp
>>205833492b-but bruce
>>205833507oi our flag has a quarter of it covered by yours so we get 25% brit privilegesbesides, even if the union jack wasn't there everyone knows /brit/ belongs to Australians
>>205833505Its what jordan knight would want me to do
GAMERS RISE UP!!!
>>205833483giving indians autonomy was like giving a monkey an assault rifle they should've been stomped firmly under the british boot and made to act proper from top to bottom
>>205833562i'll show you a proper bottom *moons you*
Used a collage photo making app on my phone to make a picture for my instagram storyLiving in 2014 me
Indian hate online has truly skyrocketed with the street food thing. I wonder if it will make them better themselves to tey to get the whole world not to hate them.
>>205833592that and>i know it smell crazy in there
>>205833592for every indian that will care there's 1000 barely sentient apes in the poo fields that wont. it's a numbers game and it is unwinnable.
erm... indians are bro tier....
>>205833658>>205833658>>205833658Do what the indians do and migrate
>>205833592think you already know the answer lad you look in the comments of those posts and it's all "this is in bangladesh not india dumb britishers" and "tourists just focus on bad vendors for views, real restaurants are clean" and so forth
early new during slow hours is quite the faux pas
>>205833695fucken sook
>>205833714i for one have done my part in seeing to it's erasure *wink*
well look at that
He's gone honking mental
>>205833824>>205833824>>205833824
>>205833667
just not right
better luck next time bucko
>>205833741But hurt paki
Quickest hand on the chans
>>205833911>>205833911>>205833911
>>205833900you're the paki for not respecting the etiquette