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>thread reaches limit>new thread made>30 minutes later janny starts deleting posts in the old thread>deletes the new because the old one hasn't reached the post countI honestly can't comprehend how fucking ridiculous this janny is. Genuinely would love to deck him in the nose.
Get it made
Jannitor, impeach this thread!
dumb ass
>>205833924Closest thing he has to authority so he has to abuse itAnd then there’s the suspiciously smelly Canadian who’s cheering it on
My car needs new tyres. Dad’s been giving me advice
>>205833924i doubt there's any real rhyme or reason lad, you know what those types are like
>>205833924you literally made a new on 304 or something with no deletions, get a grip
>>205833958whenever i need the tyres changed on my electric scooter i do the opposite down bike shop and start quoting yoda
>>205833951i like seeing justice dished out to those who disrespect the thread
>>205833992I’ll go in and say “tyres my car needs” and see what they say
>>205833990janman!
>>205833992>>205834003Screaming
>>205834003nah mechanics are manly so your dad's right. if you do my bike shop routine in there they'll all call you a poofter and leave a girly paper car scent thingy dangling from your mirror
>>205833997(virgin detector starts ticking like a geiger counter)
>The market is "surrounded by concrete blocks". That's a common feature at Christmas markets in Germany since the attack in 2017 in which 12 people were killed, McGuinness adds.>Since then, security has been high at markets, he says. But at "this very spot, there is a gap which is wide enough for pedestrians to go through but tragically wide enough for a car to go into the Christmas market."m-mein fuhrer... ze bollards...
hair cut todayneed some conversation points ladsleave them in the replies cheers
>>205834029done that little leaf bootlicker right up
Would love to comfort her
>>205834029take a break mate. go suck on a long neck or something.
>>205834058would love to cumfart her instead
>>205834055Ask your barber if he knows that Indonesia is at a crossroads
>>205833958Oh dear
Thank you all for streaming this for us. As a Polytheistic Pagan Druid with Irish Ancestry, this is deeply moving for me.
>>205834055>"done your christmas shopping yet?">"reckon we'll get any snow this christmas?">"seen about the terrorists in germany?">"go on then, who's your team?" and if it's tottenham, "aaaaaah rubbish!">"you spending christmas with your parents or the missus' lot?"
>>205834061so these are the dizzying heights of Canadian wit what's next mate, americans are fat and get shot? jog on
>>205834050Kek
>>205834061you've been firmly trounced
>>205834055ask him about the ludicrous display last night
>"you spending christmas with your parents or the missus' lot?""Haha, just me this year"
>>205834055ask them if they like mudkips
>>205834110Normie conversation contains far higher brain rot than this place
>>205834115was genuine advice, not wit mate. you're beet red in the face with steam coming out of your ears so you can't see it any other way. i don't take it personally
>>205834131>"aah far enough mate..." >nothing said for the remainder of the haircut
>>205834147your gay lol
>>205834157lol
but rly what is
>We are very intelligent saar yes saar we very good chess player saar we are white just like you saar please let us into your country saaaar SAAAAR SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM!!!!!!!!!!!
>>205834179i would like to tuch it
get the nonces filmed
>>205834110Plebeian drivel. Nobody wants inane chit chat. Talk about something important or intelligent at least. The potential effects of a new economic order more amenable to tariffs and the impact on global trade, or a new perspective on the philosophy of Spinoza maybe
>>205834029
>>205834179*walks on it crushing it into an inky pulp*oops sorry mate didnt see you there, havent got my varifocals on you see
>Plebeian drivel
>>205834157Haha done him
>>205834188ogderbus like to be tuched
>Plebeian drivel. Nobody wants inane chit chat. Talk about something important or intelligent at least. The potential effects of a new economic order more amenable to tariffs and the impact on global trade, or a new perspective on the philosophy of Spinoza maybe
>>205833958I entered a garage once and the man behind the counter shouted "NO WALK INS!". I turned around without saying anything and left. Could hear people laughing in the reception area as I went through the door. :(
>>205834206giggling
Sir you need to fucking respect the thread sir do not redeem the new thread
>>205834206youll pay for this
>>205834110as an autistic man, i thank you
>>205834196What if they're not a rational dualist?
fucking love it when that little smelly Canadian is put in his place. even better when it's a based Aussie dishing it out.
50 deep into the new and he's still crying about it omds
>>205834222I don’t get it. Is that like those drive through restaurants that don’t serve pedestrians?
>>205834157Done a number on that freak
>>205834146Literally none of those conversation points constitute "brain rot"These are the concerns of a healthy brain in a casual setting
conceptualizing some mccains hawaiian pizza slices for tonights incel tea
>>205834222>"NO WALK INS!"
least obvious samefagging
I'm not going to wish you a Merry Christmas on the day I'm expected to wish you it any more.>>205834272Merry Christmas.
>>205834222oh my DAYS rorke
>>205834222>>205834256reminds me of that lad who posted here complaining about walking into a Costa, asked for a medium latte and was told no
>>205834272I had some virgin microwave rice with a tin of chewner some sliced cherry tomatoes and cucumber some chopped coriander and chives and half an avocadoIt lush it lovely it christmas
>>205834272What makes them "slices"?
>>205834284mErRy ChRiStMaS!!!!!!!
Anybody want to cuddle?
Rorke suddenly very quiet about the Christmas Market attack now that it's emerged the attacker was an AfD campaigner
>>205834251I don't know why he posts here, nobody likes him and he gets bodied all the time. He prefers name calling to discussion, never has anything funny or interwsting to say despite being here 24/7 and sucks the janitors cock endlessly so he doesn't get banned for racism. Vile little incel bender he is.
>>205834310dis nigga making suspicious stew
>>205834342Still a wog though wasn't he
just been told I'm not welcomed home for Christmas this year
>>205834058I'm sure she's heartbroken her documentary cash cow is dead
this man LOVES riding my dick holy shit.
>>205834354Was trying to get a plus 5 fletching boost
>>205834360You been raping the nippers again?
getting hard captchas again out of nowhereworse christmas ever
>>205834368gay ass nigga
>>205834376my sister says they all feel uncomfortable around me when my niece is in the room. Really don't get where she's coming from. I only pretend to be a nonce here.
>he prefers name calling to discussion>from the same person who derailed a discussion just to sperg out over my opinion while offering nothing to the original discussion we get it mate, your bpd is acting up. you don't need to make this thread your outlet
Rare W from the Guardian? They made a super spooky video about gambling addictions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIsdHH2p8Ck
>>205834397Did you do this gimmick last year? I think I remember it.
>>205834397What did she say?
>>205834397They've forced your hand mate, you'll have to come out as gay
noseberg has made it v clear he doesnt want any more ket up him but i am still going to try
sleep schedule's been messed up and didn't realize it was the weekend. explains why all the truly bitter losers are logging in to /brit/ now.finna pack my bags and go to a better thread
>>205834431Ketmoooooooooooooong
you seen that steve? there's this... there's this Thing in it
>>205834431Im proud of you for not giving up ketlad mate in fact we’re all proud of you fella
hallelujah he's gone
Edward asking "did you do this gimmique last year??" like a fucking spackDaniel going along with it, having fun with it, riffing upon the gimmique and creating a clarse thread in the process
>>205834441hiya :D>>205834448:DD
plans for Christmas day lads? heading up to parentbergs for lunch but other than that I just plan on eating pringles and watching the new Wallace and Gromit. might pop in here in the evening to wish you lot a good one
>>205834432its not an airport mate there's no need to announce your departure
>>205834444he never recovered from this
>>205834432Fucked off with his tail between his legsGood riddance
might pour my coffee directly into my arse like all the woke liberals are doing
>>205834444done him
>>205834431are you insinuating that you've been up all night doing ket?if so i dont believe you
>>205834456Going to do presenttoil with demanding nephewberg then with 15 of my family for dinner
>>205834464Kek
>>205834444What's this about?
>>205834486noooooope i just woke up an hour ago but i have been doing ket more or less non stop since mid october so idk why you think it would be weird.....
>>205834464people don't announce their departures in airports you mong
>>205834510im a ket virgin should i try it
>>205834510Father Christmas slotting a pack of pampers under the tree for you and your blown out bladder
>>205834525Careful mate it puts holes in your brain
>>205834546strewth
>>205834510not good doing it for months in a row, fucks your bladderone week of binging max is ok
another Christmas alone with my racist thoughts x
scratching my incel bum
>>205834525i would say its good obv but i dont want to encourage anyone properly :)>>205834526>>205834576bladderberg is okay for now. i dont do loads and loads just keep myself topped up
A normal day in Brit land
>>205834525can you get ket? hook an aryan up
cant wait for more kino like this
>>205834589It’s what Jordan knight would want
>>205834636just said im a ket virgin how the fuck am i gonna know where to find it playa
>>205834622is that you in the webm
i doing poo
catberg snoring away as usual
>>205834622I could save her
is elon musk australian
>>205834727dk but you're welcome to come experience my australian musk anytime x
got a bad neck and shoulder
>>205834495you the lad with the really spoiled nephew? hope you batter the cunt
fucked the diet this last weeknot good
>>205834727he's a saffa but also american which is how he can be vice president
...too dang cold in this house...
>>205834771No, thats just a funny story for the brit ladsNephewberg likes dinosaurs and monster trucks so I'll go around to play with his new toys and harass sisterberg about her cooking skills
the boomers at my work are obsessed with ai and its driving me crazyworst part is it isn't even novel ai stuff. it's just using chatgpt to write emails and such
>>205834706love it when my cat does his little cat snores. he has little cat dreams as well. very precious
BRIT DID IT AGAIn>>>/pol/491969406
The terrorist in Germany was a Saudi Arabian and apparently an Jewish nationalist
might get the muppets christmas carol on
>>205834779dieting at christmas time just ain't worth it
for me it's lunch gymtoil and then a festive tinder date around the pubs of covent garden later
>>205834456dad deaddont speak to mummum disowned by her family because she stole from them and so i never interacted with them muchkept me isolated from my dad's side of the family to get back at himso no familygoes without saying no friendswill probably just sleep in if im being honest
>>205834837FOLS
>>205834432
>>205834270Healthy in one sort of grounded way, but so clichéd that it’s like we’re all just playing the dullest of characters
>>205834835Not trueLost half a stone in a month me x
>>205834839your mum sounds like proper garbage
how strange it is to be any thing at all
>>205834835but i had lost a stone in november and felt really good about it. dunno what i lost dec 1 - 15th but would have been near half a stone unless it slowed down.
Would you go to prison for 30 years if it meant immigrants were all deported from England?
that reminds me, need to buy milk
>>205834882Nah I like curry and reggae mate x
>>205834870yhshe also stole from me and committed identity theftwas abusive as a kid and threatened to kill me multiple timesthreatened to kill herself when i wouldnt let her move in with meglad none of her crazy rubbed off on me (instead im just an isolated loner with weird hobbies)
>>205834727>>205834790His dad is American and his mum is South African
alri lads
just opened up tor browser inside my encrypted linux containerready for a wank
wise wordshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TagtrykHjm0/brit/ could learn a thing or 2 here
feel incredibly weak and tired this morning
>>205834919Not watching this sorry
>>205834884alri postal dude from the infamous video game postal 2
>>205834928your loss. stay ignorant
>>205834933I wasnt referring to that
im on that good kush and alcohol
Brit brosWeeks after the sudden death of adult film star Sophia Leone, law enforcement officials have come forward with new details, describing her passing as a "unique situation."https://parade.com/news/adult-film-star-sophia-leone-death-unique-situation-albuquerque-police-statement
>>205834948Hope you overdose you vile junkie
>>205834953he looka like a man
>>205834959fuckup virg-(my liver suddenly explodes leaving me completely bisected at the waist)
a porn star died of a drug overdose? im shocked
How do we bring more Italian women to Britain?
people love saying the word "grift"
>>205834839post here lad, this is my first Christmas without my mum. I just plan on ordering a Chinese and posting here. might even treat myself to a new game
My plan for Britain: return the ethnics back home, allow for all men to run a test cycle (not subsidised, no impact on tax) and tax credits for a couple's first two children
>this is my first Christmas without my mum
>>205835005well thats what capitalism is all about isnt it. increasing your income. there is a resistance: thrift. reduce your outgoings
>>205835006have a good one lad
>>205835006Where she gone?
>>205834904what I would do for a leggy latex lady in my life
>>205835042
>>205835027dick
rough today lads, supped a beer too many last night x
>>205835027nasty little boy
>>205835052cronem house
Business idea: jizz in a poo. A kind of stinky eclair, if you will.
hope you lads don't have to go through the traumatic experience of losing a parent for a long long time. evil little rodents.
>>205835064uugh uugh uugh
Not sure how I will cope with my mum dying one day
Sneezed just then
once a year is a too frequent for christmas. if i was once every 4 years lie the olympics it'd be much more special. in fact why not make every 25 years. imagine how special it would be if you only had 3 in your life if you're lucky. you'd go all out with a big bonanza.
mumberg apparently has organised a grinching for Monday
>>205835006might do a turkey roast and play a gamebeen thinking of getting gta v since i never played it
Legendary 90s pop singer shocks fans with unrecognisable photo during crippling alcohol addiction when he was 'lost, broken and hopeless' - as he marks sober milestone
>>205835103i feel with every death in the family i just got more and more numb so by then i think i might actually be transparent not even able to touch things just a living ghost walking through walls and people in crowds until i evaporate
>>205835177no idea who that is
mumberg said she didn't want anyone at her funeral and when I agreed she panicked and tried to backtrack. Funeral was last week and I stayed home playing playstation lmao
havent heard much about the king and his canceris he better now? i hope so x oh God i hope so x
>>205835132alri scrooge
>>205835194Paddigton Bear is at the gates of the palace I am afraid
>>205835202come to think of it 25 years is too long. thats enough time for it to recede from memory. once it came round again you'd get zoomers being like 'the fuck is that?'but there is a better middle way of about 5 years because 1 year still makes it common as muck
anyone else heading out for a pint tonight? work night so everyone is insisting we wear Christmas jumpers. Not me though. I plan on wearing a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
Nell Tiger Free
>>205835252she's 25 but looks 14 . perfect gf
>>205835246work night out on the weekend? thats really shit
>>205835132didnt read it all and thought it was you talking about having sex, and thought it trackedbut no, i see christmas there
caught the gf doing coke in a toilet with her ex last nightalready deleted her number
>>205835246>I plan on wearing a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirtso basically just dressing for work then? nice one
>>205835177ktim but I cant sing
>>205835246>work nightthey paying you?
>>205835268excuse me
leg day and frasiertoilstarting off with "roz in the doghouse" great ep
>>205835291diet or zero lad?
>>205835291grimnot snorted that stuff for years and feel like such a cunt that I did it behind my gf's back for about a year
>>205835276if you had 25 years between sexing you'd be able to employ nasa to make you a special space suit to shag to do on mars
dont like cocke anywayprefer spseed
>>205835305once snogged a girl by pretending to like Frasier. Told her my favourite episode was the one where him and Niles buy a restaurant and she jumped all over me.
>>205835291grim
long haul flighttoil later and hungover as fucknot going to be nice is itbet I get a middle seat next to a black too
dont feel very well todaythink ive got menul illnes or summat
>>205835334great pick, i'd give you a bumming if you said that tbf
>>205835302acceptable to modern terms but has the appearance of the same matrimonial relation as your ancestors . a future that is the ideal synthesis of past and present
>>205835291next year give it to someone special
>>205835342I've stopped flying anywhere after last time I asked for a belt extender and the whole cabin laughed at me
>>205835291ever shag her up the arse?
>>205835369screaming
left the pub early and missed one of my mates punching another mate when steaming apparently
>>205835355you wanna get lifting, three day ppl zinc citrate and maybe magnesium
don't see the appeal of doing drugs truth be told. I get my high from maltessers and pickled onion monster munch
thought I drank all the coffee but there was more in the french press!!!!!
>>205835428monster munch must make your nose tingle
Toilfu off for Christmas spending it with her perfect boyfriend and childMe sitting in my smelly bedroom alone messaging the slag on reception who's into me
>>205835428What's a malteaser?
>>205835434hahaha what are you like!!
>>205835428LOVE stuffing my gob with processed shite then falling into a diabetic stupor for several hours
need to get up and have a poo but cant be arsed
it's never gona make it
>>205835440your mum's fanny does
>>205835460that's a monster munch
>>205835450i love stuffing your mums gob
3 days later, im nearing the half way point of this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BUW37AuG4E
Why do I wake up feeling like shit every morning
>>205835323like to do a bit on the sly around the gf me, keeps me more sober and clearheaded than her when we're drinking. we have fewer arguments that way.
used to get stuck in to all these mum jokes but she died and now I just don't feel like it :(
>>205835498same except i still make the jokes
>>205835498i used to get stuck into your mum
just got rimmed
>>205835342hope you've got valium lad. never fly without valium me.
>>205835514screechingyou done that grieving gimp
screaming at all these losers with dead mums. going over to mines tonight for a lovely dinner. will no doubt hug her goodbye as well lmao
>valiumFOY
>>205835531not very christmassy this
>someone makes a ur mum joke>"oh um actually mate she's dead">they double down
Test
>>205833911
>>205835531Tell her I'll be round tonight
you're all being a bit too spiteful for a saturday morning laddies
thoughts on posh wanks?
>>205835569you're round every night you fat cunt
any non woke non alcoholic drinks?
>>205835574did this a few times as a curious virgin in my late teens
>>205835586fucking shrieking
>>205835574whats that? putting on a lace glove and pretending you're getting one from a woman in a jane austen novel?
>>205835537what am i sposed to call it lad? it says valium on the pack.
>>205835586sent that cunt flying
Never been in a pub, never done drugs, never smoked, never had a job, never had any mates, only left the country once to meet an Italian bird from Interpals, what am I like haha
>>205835600ye soda
Oh wow the system works
>>205835600water
>>205835633me da's got nowt to do with it mate
Is it a legal requirement that every cunt in Tesco must be gormless?
>>205835531you'll remember posting this when yours dies m8
>>205835586squelching
>>205835629was she fit
True story: I jizzed in my computer chair so much that a mushroom grew out from underneath the seat
>>205835027not on
>>205835629Did you at least give her the business?
>>205835645employees or clientele? all the Tescoids at my one are old but they seem decent enough
>>205835645it's a form of wagie protest lie slow down or work to rule
>>205835645Strangely the good looking people shop at Aldi I’ve noticed
>>205835651yh>>205835674yes
love british women
>>205835714expect a woman who looks like this to be america
mad how they still advertise nescafe original and use words like taste and aroma when it's the current year and everyone knows what good coffee tastes like and that nescafe tastes like gravy
>>205835305>>205835334why do english people watch frasier? what is appealing about an american intellectual from boston living in seattle?
>>205835714shes not british
>>205835734you might be grabbing the bisto granules mate
>>205835749she's a proud english rose
>>205835749>>205835723>Emma Raducanu was born on 13 November 2002, in Toronto, Canada,[6][7] and was raised in Bromley, England.[8] Her father, Ion Răducanu, is from Bucharest, Romania,[9][10] and her mother, Renee[3] Zhai (Dongmei), is from Shenyang, China.she's an englishwoman
Hangxiety can go suck a dick
cody the british are coming, dude
>>205835736you wouldn't get it
>>205835645most people are gormless these daysspend a few minutes watching people aimlessly sauntering about the streets and you'll see most people are barely here
>>205835766globalistbros we won
let's be honest lads almost all of our good looking birds have Italian/French/Polish ancestry
>>205833911NEW>>205835800>>205835800>>205835800
In bed pondering life
>>205835796the common people were famously well-endowed with gorm in the before times
>>205835736he talks funny
doing a big green poo
>>205835586bodied that freak
>>205835819youve got no idea what gorm is do you, gormless yank
>>205835853i'm squishing it between my toes right now
>>205835811fart too early
Booze is the vilest muck around
>>205835867Post got deleted. so not early
>>205835873coke is much more muckier than boozeyou do some disgusting acts on coke
>>205835888gwon then give us a war story or two
>>205835888Coke just makes me paranoid and chatty, but booze makes me into an unstoppable idiot
