see if you can get a passport from your grandparents country of origin. how many generations can qualify after that. can your entire lineage qualify even if no one ever goes back there
>>205835864My grandparents were from Mississippi and I have no desire to travel there, as it's Africa tier.
made the mistake of replying to a yank. NEVER AGAIN
He won't like this
Brit bros i left britain.
>>205835895fuck off with your irrelevant replies
You reckon those pre made microwave pouches of rice are bad for you?
>>205835864considered getting myself a mick passport cos my grandparents are paddies but it costs a few hundred quid. might do it for the EU fast tracking through airports next time i'm going on hols.
>>205835903i can't. god and thames valley police both monitor this thread.
>>205835911everythin'gs bad for you mate
Irish women.
a flower of france
>>205835905She looks very different throughout the whole webm
this French poster is a bit weird
>>205835939she's jewish so if you marry her you're instantly on the winning side
>>205835937she is Serb and Scottish
>>205835939A normal day in Francehttps://x.com/baugusteaura/status/1869907554391724383
>>205835939Look at that honker
>>205835925Not what I asked but you seem a bit low class and uneducated so I’d prefer if you didn’t try to answer it might hurt your little brain
>>205835939she really does look comically french, silly but cute girl
why are german christmas festivals always getting attacked
Cocaine, running around my brain
>>205835925even love?
>>205835959
shifting an utterly elephantine amount of poo, three flushes so far
>>205835925doing a poo is not bad for you
>>205836002Germans are full of hate
>>205835976that's brapzil
>>205835990packets of rice are contained in the set of everything you daft cunt
John Lennon
>>205836002occupied country
>>205836038settle down kurl godel
just common sense that microwaved food is radioactive
>>205835905She seems very lovelyI suppose that’s how they get you
>>205836036It's Paris
got monk on
>>205836096mahning massa, hwell it sho is a mighty fine day down heah in da cotton fields, ain't it so?
watching grumpy old menmight follow it up with grumpier old men
I need some Christmas cheer instead of Christmas dread. How do I achieve this?
>>205836096janny got you on the old n-word rule eh?
>>205836038Oh piss off you smart arse cunt you’re being so incredibly difficult right now and I don’t appreciate it so get fucked
erm i believe my post was a bit racist too
>>205836129take ghost of christmas present pill instead of ghost of christmas yet to come pill
I remember this white kid on the school bus had a meltdown and started crying because I said nigger
>>205836141>low class and uneducated> smart arse cunt which is it then mateyoure not right in the head clearly
just had some darrell leave raspberry twists and a 250ml can of red bull
no toil til 2nd january for meTWELVE days of freedom
I was born in Lister Hospital, StevenageNever stood a chance really
>>205836129Put on the HappyConsoleGamer Christmas Special playlist. These two British-Canadian lads been giving each other gaming stuff every year on YouTube since 2008. I always have it on during the Christmas season. Cheers me right up, it does. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLt5qJrQk35G7QUDv3UVl9AtkcMtBemH3d
might drink my dad's christmas gift (whiskey)
how do you download from bilibili?
>>205836164same
Three tittied OF bitches?Hell yeah
>>205836205found some nice chinese slag have you?will you be sharing with your best brit lads
>>205836205Use WinX YouTube Downloader, works for a lot of sites.
>>205836274isnt this the same girl from the food truck
>>205836274Meloniwave
>>205836162Smart arses aren’t actually smart smart arse
remember that american politician who went on an insane anti arab tirade at a food truckwhy all american dialogue occurs around food trucks
>>205835905I don't have a thing for Asian girls (like I don't dislike them, I just don't have a fetish) but this girl is very lovely. Who is she?
>>205836274>>205836311wait this is georgia meloni when she was younger?she was kinda fit why did she dye her hair the ugly blonde
>>205836322yeah neither are you
>>205836163Think I’ve had those lollies before and they’re peng
>>205836327>anti-arab>insane
>>205836327>remember that american politician who went on an insane anti arab tirade at a food truckno
>>205836363girl on the right kinda looks like Ivy Wolk
>>205835968wait, if you marry a jewess, that makes you jewish?
>>205836274Looks like a 90s music videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQnAxOQxQIU
>>205836347Yeah but atleast I don’t give shit non answers to people’s genuine and well thought out questions do I?
>>205836345italian women don't look right as blondes
>>205836387no, you gotta convert
>>205836394youre a mentalist mate you need locking up in a mental home youre not right in the head
>>205836387no it puts you on the winning side . why dont you read what i said you thick twat
>>205835911Probably but I'm a man of purpose, a sigma male, a type-A personality
bought my brother fucking AirPods for Christmas because he lost his a month ago and he’s just found his this morning.
>>205836355good lad
>>205836435serves you right daft TWAT
if i were british i would boycott yank products
>>205836435you're so patheticyou fuck up everything you do
>>205836448such as?
>>205836448im british and i boycott british products
>>205836448but I love my steam deck
M-Seven - Fuelled ExplorationSuch a massive electronic CHOON
>>205836435You can return them but even if you can't they're decent headphones, and you're a good brother
back on the ketberg :)
>why yes i am english and i have a lads name as my surname! i am george michael, and these are my mates michael ryan, john steven, and billy charles
shut up sven svenson
Might go back to bed
>>205836435Just swipe them when he’s not looking and bin them then you can give him the new ones again
>>205836515If your surname doesn't begin with W you're not a proper Englishman
>>205836540yeah ok roger wanker
safe to say that hot fuzz is my favorite comedy
>>205836540Phew
>>205836540Oluwatimbe Wog
Any lads take recorder lessons as children? What did you learn to play? I learned the king of the fairies, it's an irish tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbuxewKFH7s
>>205836534hungover? off the booze for the past week me gearing up for a heavy one next week christmas inc boyo
ketlington stanley
anyone got any good gift ideas for a 50-something mumberg in the range of 50-100 quid? got her something small but need the main gift still
>>205836540true, W names are by far the most Anglo-Saxon in character and sound
>>205836603pestle and mortar
>>205836603got my mum an electric blanketold people simply must stay warm (especially in the face of sir elderly freezer)
>>205836603mumbergs love stuff from molton brownget her some bath stuff or some of their fancy room scents and candles
>>205836617mumberg only has a shower
>>205836585could play it because i cant vibrate my lips
>>205836603heated blanket
>>205836613>>205836641mumberg is unlikely to want one lads, she likes the cold
>no dragon dildo suggustion/brit/ has lost its touch
>>205836626Right well get her some shower soap then you fucking mong
>>205836658Ice maker
>>205836658Right well get her a cold blanket then you fucking mong
mumberg unironically asked me to buy her a vibrator a few months ago for her birthday
>>205836663rudeshe wont want shower soap anything she wants like that she'll have got herself already>>205836675i am crying
>Anna De Ville+ B-day Party over 3 hours almost non-stop wet, 9on1, #Fisting, #ATM, #DAP, DP, #TAP, TP #Deepthroat, #Manhandle, #Gapes, #ButtRose, #Pee #Drink/Cocktail/Shower, #Squirt, #Swallow GIO2780 #new #hardcore #slim #bigtits #stockings #piss #rough #orgasm #gangbang #bbc #doublepenetration #legalpornothe wank
>>205836674air ice maker
>>205836603what are her hobbieswhat's her favorite colordoes she have petsis it just her or is your dad still around
>>205836683get her some lacey lingerie, though that's really more a gift for me
Sir Ice Maker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlaiDnJyabE
>>205836603I hear that women like something called the womanizer
Deanos are mostly effeminate >obsessed with style and decor>drives flashy car on credit and goes to dubai to show off to other deanos>watches reality tv>decorate their bodies with tattoos>always got to have perfect hair and teeth>build muscle for vanity and aesthetic and not for function or strength>browse social media all day >dont tend to know much about the world or how it functions>and recently, bought into the full mates mental health madri thing, love talking about their feelings And no, most deanos aren’t blokey construction workers either, most work dull monotonous office jobs with their meme degrees yet still think of themselves as wall street bankers
>>205836686I'm more of a Hazel Moore man myself
>>205836695being a granny, doing estate agency, cooking dinnerdon't think she has a favourite colourshe has a cat at her place but it's not hers it's my brother'sshe lives with my stepdad and 2 siblings
>>205836603tia maria
>>205836729fake
>>205836683>she wont want shower soap anything she wants like that she'll have got herself alreadyThat's why you get her nice stuff Could get her hand lotion
>>205836745she doesn't drinkreally hard to buy her a gift which is why i'm still clueless myself
>>205836729Eva lovia built an empire with that thing
Haz al-Din will lead the ACP to a successful revolution in the 2040s.
>>205836748Oh rorke.... rorkey rorkey rorke...
>>205836729
>>205836768i like mike adriano scene where he drinks her enema
gloria estefan armpits
any craic wehat ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh UP fachk yeaghwe gang we gang OII
>>205836785her what ?
Bit gay in here
Which supermarket does the best home delivery? cba shopping but need to stock up for crimbo
>>205836774Okay mate lol
very disappointing that there are no cute white trans girl escorts in Sydney. it's all Asians and some flavour of brown :/
gonna enjoy this for my after supper morsel
Recently I keep thinking about some girl I used to see, years agoHow do I stop thinking about this?
>>205836729those balls are ridiculously small
>>205836817>10 quidalri billionaire
>>205836808Ocado
>>205836818Her and Lucy Li are probably some of the most beautiful women that ever existed and gladfully they decided to do porn for all world to see.With Lucy Li I can even understand the decision to do porn, she lives in an eastern european shithole, now the eastern block surpasses the west slowly and in roughly 10 years, the west will become what the east was, but back in the 2010s it was a shithole and the only option women had to feed their families was being a hooker or being in porn (aka. being a hooker on the side but with bigger paychecks).I don't understand why Eva Lovia ever decided to do porn since she wasn't born in an eastern european shithole and seems to be of moderate intelligence at least.Either way, I will never have a woman close to that level in my life, so my penis is happy with their life ruining decisions.
I quite dislike my dysfunctional family sometimes
>>205836839Porn is faustian
billions of blue blistering bbcs
is it just redditors who complain about the cost of living? i don't see anywhere near as much whining on the rest of the internet. on reddit you'd think no one can afford to go to pubs or cinema or anything, yet these places are always packed.
>>205836754get her a chocolate orange and some socks and slippers
>>205836808where do you normally shop? just use them
The Solstice today lads Yule
Been doing research on my surname, it appears to be from Bury Lancashire and is Anglo-Saxon
Playing a wee bit of wow classic if that's alright with you me liiiiiid
>>205836870lol me in the blue coat
the cost of living is too damn high
>>205836868lidl or aldi but they don't do delivery
>>205836863Yes they're all fucktards who don't know how to manage their money
>>205836892stop being poor
laying a huge yule log
mum has decided on an unconventional Christmas dinner this year. Something to do with eggs. Not really fancying it to be honest what's wrong with turkey and mashed potatoes?
>>205836863you can afford to go to the pub or cinema it’s just more expensive than it used to be xx
>>205836870get it listenedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h06m6Ttr5Wk
prefer beef or ham for Christmas dinner, turkey is always a bit too dry
pooey bumwank on the cards
>>205836921salmon for me
>>205836921skill issue
>>205836921That's what gravy is for you twat
>>205836935fob
>>205836921paki
>>205836852She built an empire by sucking bbcnews in front of a camera.Her husband is proud of her
>noooo a pint is £6 not £4 like it used to be four centuries ago!!!!!>noooooooooooooo it cost £20 to watch a movie at the cinema because i also get popcorn and hot dogs
>>205836921get it down you
>>205836921ham is the best christmas meat by far
>>205836949pakis can't eat ham you blubbering idiot.
(8) been through some bad shit i should be a sad bitch who would've thought it'd turn me to a savage (8)
No family has beef or ham for Christmas dinner. This is only something an incel or an elderly childless couple would do.
>>205836865she has already been bought ugg slippers by sistersteinsmall gift i've got her is already choco
my favourite video on youtubehttps://youtu.be/YpL-nBFGm-g?si=38wL2DZIgQ5K5gZA
>>205836969yep those are the exact complaints well done
>>205836731i'm sort of in the same boat as you and i just bought her a gift card for a cooking class that both of my parents can do as a date nightif she likes to cook, maybe something like that
>>205836729bendy baton
>>205836989I'm having a rib of beef and live with my parents xx
>>205836978you'd know wouldn't you
>>205836969Costs £20 just for tickets where I am
For me it's the vegetarian option
two rustler burgers with an extra cheese slice for Christmas dinner for me lads
>>205837000little gnome fellas
brits need to start celebrating thanksgiving so they can have turkey then and prime rib for christmas, like normal people
>>205837020*starts blaring at this post*
>>205836236thanks, it worked
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
>>205837037shit's raw
>>205837037it's raw
Killing blackened basilisks in stonetalon mountains
l managed to save up to buy a house by cutting out starbucks and cinema hotdogs
>>205837037it's a bit undercooked...
>>205837037that's still alive mate
>>205837019So what? Is going to the cinema a few times a year really the problem with cost of living in the UK? Maybe stop buying takeaway every night, funko pops, video games and other consoomer slop Median salary to consumer price index ratio in the UK is completely reasonable, see >>205836900
want die self
>>205836792incredible post
>>205837037delicious blood for dinner
>>205837000chuckled all the way through this
landlordberg making a fucking DIN
>>205837087>So what?So your gay little greentext was incorrect
choice morsels
slept through the whole morning and now dogberg needs his walk. cannot be arsed. might take him down to the kennels tomorrow and claim I found him in the street lol
What do Johnny Foreigners eat at Christmas? Do Italians eat pasta like always and the French have frog legs?
can hear ducks quacking outside
>>205837116It's not. all cinemas in my area charge £7-£11. I was responding to your particular situation you poor spacker, get a job
Commiemong in? Would like to ask him about his plans for Marxmas
>>205837087ok boomer
>>205837077ktim.always have to stare at a menu for like 30 minutes before i can settle on anything
over £80k in the bank and still feel poor
>>205837134what an appalling post you should be ashamed of yourself
>>205837138Nigerians eat your mum's fanny.
>>205837145>It's notWell it was, your concession has been accepted
>>205837077Catberg on a mad one
>>205837165suicide attempt on the cards this year?
>>205837146Have you no respect for the dead
o mama mia mama mia
>>205837178
>>205836831signed up for this lmao
>>205837145>£7-£11Yeah so £20You ARE going with your gf... aren't you?
woke up and cat was sleeping on my laptop he's knocked the mouse and keyboard off oh my days
>>205837198Fuckin ell
>>205837200prefer watching at home in the comfort of my tracksuit plus you can drink booze
just had a quiet word with catberg about his behaviour last night
This could be the last Christmas if the wokes get their way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffxKSjUwKdU
booked a hotel suite for the polycule this christmas
>>205837242trump won, leftists on full retreat across the west
>>205837242fr?
>>205837203>>205837239wahey
always found christmas a bit infantile
>>205837146he’s such a miserable cunt. probably going to sit here on his phone posting about how christmas is a capitalistic fascist holiday that oppresses the proletariat while his family watch tv and converse in the next room
Diego was amazing yesterday
caberge
remember when the government decided that they would ban all petrol and diesel cars by 2030 but did absolutely nothing to improve the charging network for electric cars lmao
have to sleep with bedroom door open else cat wakes me up with his meow meow meow
>>205837256Oh right yeah? Always, yeah? Your mum shat a fully-fledged neek out of her cunt did she?
>>205837276thats a ferret
>>205837271really? he barely even posts here anymore even on his nameday and it's mostly low effort like he cant be bothered and hes just doing it for us
toxoplasmosis readings are off the chartbetter suit up
>>205837276umm thats a koala
mental how there hasn't been a good Christmas song since the early 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF9ST-j3u4M
Are you paying attention?
>too young to fit in with gen x and boomer parents/aunts and uncles >too old to fit in with zoomer and gen alpha younger cousinsah yes, can’t wait for the christmas dinner
>>205837335Been loads
>>205837256Probably because it celebrates an infant? Ever consider that in your 300 iq throbbing melon sized brain?
>>205837290>he came out of his mums pussy and not a c section
I don't think Christmas will outlive the millennial/zoomer generations desu
>>205837346a fellow 39 year old
>>205837352behave yourself you daft cunt
>>205837346you're an insufferably gay mong
>>205837364one of the most daft posts ever made
Holy fuck the grimace shake is fucking disgusting Never trust viral marketing campaigns folks
>>205837346>>too young to fit in with gen x and boomer parents/aunts and unclesUntrue, you're simply too much of a virgin
>>205837356you're a bit dim kek, won't explain this one to you
>>205837256Same. It's for NPCs.
Black men
>>205837405santacon npcs
Reckon Tom Scott is a virgin? Has he ever had a bird?
Hating Christmas is textbook gammon-NPC behaviour
>>205837375I accept your concession
>>205837380i never knew toxic poison slop could be disgusting
>>205837346just old enough to fit in with the freaks on /brit/
>>205836969A pint of Greene King IPA at my local spoons is £1.80Bloody bargain
how can u hate christmas lmaoevne if ure not religious"nooo i hate people being happy, families coming together and food and drink and presents" utterly bizarre incel freaks
>>205837380Well I guess it grimaced your taste buds so it did what it had to innit
Been seeing a lot more WMBF couples lately
>>205837445even if it was £5 just have a few pre drinks at home and get some nice stuff in the pub job done
tyson fury is getting sparked out tonight
>>205836969a pint should not be more than 2 quid don’t care how unrealistic that is it’s a matter of principle
>>205837445shame ipa is absolutely dog shit
>>205837461It's just the same miserable virgins who hate literally everything
Good
sleep schedule is so absolutely fucked. going to take a week or two for me to get up at a normal time again, ffs during christmas
10 days leftpsvkdx
>>205837465nutritional value: -1
Watching the last season of Walking Dead
>>205837461>"nooo i hate people being happy, families coming together and food and drink and presents"only a 12 year old could have written thisyou have no idea what christmas is like for 90% of people
If you are not listening carefullyYou will miss things
>>205837461it's actually the people that are well into christmas that are freaks. grow up.
>>205837476stuck 50 quidos on usyk
>>205837513Calm down salvation army
>>205837494HOWliterally NOTHINGhappenewd this |YeRA>>205837513most people dont eat drink or get presents or spend it with family?lmao you are some deluded freak
pom bears look like a bizarro brand you'd get in a weird spar in austria
Might take a trip to ASDA today to laugh at all the povvo mongs desperately scrambling to do the Christmas shopping while exhausted stressed workers run around daft
im the fella who designs pockets so that things fall out of them when you sit down
>>205835800VK (short for its original name VKontakte; Russian: BКoнтaктe, meaning InContact) is a Russian online social media and social networking service based in Saint Petersburg. VK is available in multiple languages but it is predominantly used by Russian speakers. VK users can message each other publicly or privately, edit these messages,[3] create groups, public pages, and events; share and tag images, audio, and video; and play browser-based games.
>>205837461yeah what if people have broken dysfunctional families and/or aren't well off enough to get good presentsstfu you sheltered idiot
Important things
>>205837540this but ALDI
love coats with hidden pockets me
>>205837552think you're funny do you?
>>205837540better than the zoo x
Imagine being such a freak that not only do you have no one to spend christmas with but you assume no one else does either Gb2/britfeel/ please
>christmas is shit for me so it should be shit for everyone else!!there it isit always comes out eventuallyeveryhting is just about making everyone unhappy like them
>>205837513>you have no idea what christmas is like for 90% of peopleIt's literally exactly as he describedMost of the "stress" and "strife" associated with Christmas is almost identical to the stress of organising any sort of get together or trip or holiday, but people still willingly and enthusiastically do those things throughout the year
i must eat junk and buy junk because the TV said so!!!
>>205837565I will actually be going to the ASDA Iused to work at, hopefully I see some of the cunt managers that I had the displeasure of working for years ago Then going to go home, put my feet up, pour a whiskey and be thankful I don’t work in retail anymore
they are visibly upset about the christmas commentobviously coping, their brains scrambling to avoid thinking about reality
>>205837578nefarious post
>>205837634>>205837634>>205837634
me packing for a road trip
>>205837469Rorke's diary
