edition
>>205837634Wonder when the cheating/lovechild story will be released
>>205837634Sir Guard of Honour
sir stock photo
>>205837634Negan did nothing wrong
If you dislike Christmas because you can’t stand your family that’s on you. Sorry mines is functional and we all enjoy ourselves.
Family friends daughter going to get locked up, was doing insurance fraud and the police already have her nailed on for two cases Expecting her on a BBC article soon
>>205837634why did you vote for this cunt?
>>205837680ktim
you think starmer eats her wife out
sir i'm eating an apple rn ama
>>205837687no black sheep in the whole family?must be nice
>>205837693die you middle aged pedophile nigger
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britincels be like>reee i hate food drink and presents
he's still seething about the christmas comment kekprobably spending it alone and pretending he has a loving family
>>205837691That's on me? Straight up, nigga?
>>205837698The jewess rules every part of his life, bet they never had sex and she had him cum on her hand so she could jam it in there for kids
Got 8 first cousins on my mums side and 5 on my dad’s. Normally at least 15 people at my family Christmas and it’s great. Can’t imagine having like 4 cunts at your Christmas dinner kek
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>>205837744>she had him cum on her hand so she could jam it in there for kidscorr
>>205837698they are seperated
if you love christmas that much it's because the rest of your year is so dull, you need a fake event to distract you.
>>205837742fr fr
>>205837723good morning
so it’s the scrandemic
That's the southern comfort getting consumed lads
haha you're so odd hating christmas but im going to seethe about it for now 2 threads straight
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>>205837786>nooo u cant like more than one thing at the same timeleast autistic christmas hater
Given a meter reading for the first time in a year and been hit with a £400 leccy bill
Morning Adam! Another day of no one caring that you exist is it?
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>>205837808catberg on a mad one
bonnie is honestly one of the most based ladies on the Webhttps://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1870127195005563186
>>205837791howling at how offended they are about their precious christmas
>>205837790get that down your neck
>>205837786i like it cos winter is grey and depressing and christmas is all drinking and eating and seeing the senpai. it's fun. you need to try and cheer up a a bit laddy x
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>205837842>BGatesIsaPyscho
people who live for christmas and their shitty holidays to spain are wageslaves who have a horrible time the rest of the year
>>205837842hmmm yes definitely someone to take life advice from
who the fuck is Adam now? I swear you fucking cunts just dream up names and pretend they've been a /brit/ personality for years.
>>205837847Feels a bit grim to buy it in a cartonLike making a nice big batch on Christmas eve
Remember that Japanese lass who was on about getting rid of everything in your house that doesn't spark joy? Im doing that, Minimalist life for me.
>>205837842looks like a punch and judy doll
just seen a bizarre looking spacex launch out my window lads that elon rusk is always up to some freaky nonsense don't trust him
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Bank holidays should be abolished, including christmas and boxing day.
>>205837808bet that felt good
>>205837873apologies for having to pay off my mortgage and getting to see everyone at christmas you miserable cunt
>>205837847>
>>205837899Did this and ended up kicking myself out the house
>>205837912rattled
just looking forward to my 8 days off toil me, Christmas dinner with my family too is nice, some drinks with the gf and her family etc
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>205837909Would you prefer a life with no bank holidays ever or the working week becomes four days?
>>205837873Okay, most people enjoy those things without "living for" them so you're still a virgin
>>205837924haha good one lad. You can live in my house if you want, cos that post did spark joy x
Migrant hotel getaway
What does he get out of making the exact same bizarre posts every single day
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
/brit/ sound like facebook right now, trying hard to appear normal "ah yes will be enjoying the holidays with my living wife, kids, the rest of the family, friends, having christmas dinner and then relaxing and just loving life!!!"
>>205837965psychotic breakdown caused by a traumatic event, we can only show him love and support x
Had a text message from 65551 Saying that my parcel From HS ELEGANCE PERFUMES IS OUT FOR DELIVERY. I know for a fact that I didn’t buy any fragrance from These people, They really need to get themselves a live. And Stop scamming innocent people.
>>205837925your neck will be getting fucking rattled if you reply to me again
>>205837984You sound like a virgin
Nobody even replies any more
l just enjoy Christmas a normal regular amount
>>205837940Just think of the GDP increase, holidays are a net negative
In Germany we don't attend Christmas markets safely
>>205837984live laugh love
*replies*
Just need to clean my kitchen, and wrap presents, and get up early and drive home tomorrow, and then work all next 2 weeks except the bank holidays, and then i can relax for the rest of the year x
>>205837965he’s an actual nutter that needs help
Off to the Caribbean next year me, we all have to work for a decent quality of life. It’s nice to have holidays to look forward to
>>205838063Why are you working, don't you have any annual leave?
Eggnog is British!!!
are pubs open on christmas? you always see the sad alone drinkers in bars in yank films and always wondered if that's common enough here
>>205838090i take it in January so im off when it gets busy again. I wont be doing any work for the next two weeks, i'll just be online
do you lads ever wank on christmas day?
>>205838065that's sad. his compulsions are a distraction from the pain and misery in his soul.
>>205838115some near me open up at like 8pm and people go for a drink after christmas dinner
>>205838115Er yeah think so, some of them do christmas dinner at least
>>205838065thats an impersonator silly boy
Might pop to the Christmas market
>>205838065
I’m hoping my toil gets busy again soon the lack of work has made management so bored that they’ve started doing daily audits on our work
I think there's been a rape up there!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1733763344379365.webmjust let her get a kebab
>>205838115yeah my step dad used to go the grimy rotten pub every christmas day with his mate even though they went to the same one on christmas eve night. grim imo
>>205838145who do you do impersonations of?
>>205838182no one, that was someone pretending to be mehttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/type/posts/
>>205837634it's a nice red dress
>>205838196no one cares about your bizzare queer impersonator fantasy’s you gay cunt
hoping for a new deadlift PB in 2025
>>205838200red symbolises being a fucking slut
>>205838226LOL mad asl that your psyop failed
Might go to Belgium
>>205838235yet you’ll still be an incelsad!
>>205838196no you just said you're an "impersonator silly boy"like steve coogan or summatnow do some impersonations go on make me laugh silly boy
so what im chille
don't read any post unless it directly quotes me so be aware i'm ignoring your dumb reply
>>205837838>>205837870>>205837908>>205837938>>205837977>>205838196
>>205837842lmao
supergluing my japseye shut so the sounding gnomes can't get down there again
>>205838250I’m not gonna shag you gay boy? No need to reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHmuV6_mQjY
all nice and well but the s curved batons will hand out some brutal violations x
Sir Jew Marrier
>>205838296they'll just use solvents
>>205838314hope you enjoy it
>>205838312Sleepwalking implies they're unaware of what they are doing
imagine the public made millions of non-crime hate reports at once
hate it when bartenders wink at me after servingmakes me feel icky even when girls do it
If you post here on Christmas Day you're a confirmed Paki
>>205838364Why would a girl winking at you make you feel icky
>>205838371what an NPC you are, so invested in your gay little celebration lmao
>>205838389cos it's weird i just got a drink and then after serving me you wniked at meit feels really off
>>205838397Paki spotted
>>205838405you're the one who seems off desu
>>205838397Your curfew status? 8AM-4PM
>>205838371
all i want for christmas is a sydney gf
>>205837909This and they're replaced with public holidays such as Workers Day, October Revolution Day, and Victory Day.
>>205838440why? u ever been winked at after being served by a stranger? it's offputting af
The Belgian poster is a 30 year old who lives with his mum, he was well known on /nederaad/ for being a paedo
>>205838458ugly rodent
>>205838463not bothered myself
can someone tell me why my work gave me a virtual debit card with £1000 in it instead of just sending an extra £1000 with my paycheck?
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Still unsure as to why clogwog hates sydney sweeney
i dont think all communists should die. im indifferent because it works for their country. hbu?
>>205838495tax dodge probably
>>205838518Yeah same, I don't really care how bugs organise themselves
Reminder that 4chan legend and Swansea City FC fan 190cm master race will be returning to his name and trip during the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special Think up questions to ask him in preparation for it
Going to panto in a couple hours. Really not feeling it this year
>>205838539do i have to declare it as income?
The JAV is locked and loaded
Don't think there are any actual communist countries
Do the english have anything close to Braveheart? A film about an ordinary man standing up to the evil around him and fighting for his country? Only ever seem to get to be the bad guys in films if you're english
today is the shortest day of all the days
>>205838495Tax obviously
>>205838484kys nonce freak
>>205838569ent those russian fellas communists?
>>205838557nobody cares
cleaned the living room and it feels almost twice the size. interesting how that works
>>205838561Oh no you aren't!
>>205838583HMRC says Christmas gifts must still be declared. If not everyone would just get paid £1 and then receive a £50k "gift"
Another lad from Blazin Squad has diedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXh3sueSxps
The rainbow belongs to God.
>>205838570the movie Cromwell
>>205838619good for her x
>>205838570Withnail and I
>>205838570
whats it called when you wank to any snippets of her sex life with other men your gf has told you about?
>>205838570The Long Good Friday
>>205838570Ivanhoeironically enough, it was written by a Scot
Got 5 of the same suit in my poker hand here. And it's flush x
>>205838611>. If not everyone would just get paid £1 and then receive a £50k "gift"And yet it's just a £1k gift
all the stars are here!
Uh lads if you ordered a last minute grinching I'd cancel it the police are starting to crack down on it
sex with paul mcgann in the film withnail and i
>>205838570any world war two movie would do. You're welcome by the way
>>205838615will we get an extra bank holiday for national mourning?
oooh it's a nice outfit
>>205838689£50 is the max you don't need to put on hmrc self-assessment
just rang dad and his gf answered and my heart starting pounding and now I feel sick ive known her for over 10 years
watched that They Will Never Grow Old and felt sad more sad than ww2 makes you
intercourse with keely hodge
2025 is the year the gf realises l'm absolutely useless
>>205838699If I ever get burgled I'll have to tell the police a green fella did it
>>205837808>buried itpussy
>>205838772me when i catch a glimpse of keely's arse at the olympics
>>205838773become a better man. Start training.
>>205838772poor woman being chased by a chimp
2 years clean off the whizz
>>205838757Ever shag her up the arse?
>>205838371like posting my lego here on christmas day me. mum always gets me a lego to build over the course of the day.
I'll never forget the time mumberg ordered a grinching and got green lipstick. All in one day, the lucky sod.
Deary me
>>205838699
walter and jesse wanking each other off under the stars when the winnebago breaks down in the desert
alri lads midday gone, time to get on these
Thinking
>>205838772her arse is 10/10 what a girlamazing runneramazing personfit af
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>205838867redditors/women called this literal child abuse
>>205838867love how families actually pay for this kind of thing. terrorise the kids, wreck the tree. merry christmas.
OI THIS IS A (YOU) TOLL GATE, YOU BEST PAY UP BOY
we need an aboriginal prime minister
>>205838932gimmick of the year
Went out and got some tinnies and cards
>>205838902she puts black girls to shame with that bubble butt
>>205838902doesn’t look 10/10 to me
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>>205838978ok
>>205838940it's devil shitthe original grinch story was beautifulthose videos are all morons doing ugly shit
>>205838567just put MISM-359 on, not wanked in a 1.5 half it's going to be messy
Is... is Indian immigration all that bad? The women are kinda cute and they generally have high IQs. Hard mode: don't call me a saar in your response.
>>205838969>>205838976too big
>>205838875BASED af
>>205837634they win the premier league or summat?
>>205839018good morning sir! do the needful
anyone else in legal trouble but have to wait until the 6th until their solicitors are opened again?
of all the rear of the years, how didn't this year's go to keely hodgkinson?
happy winter solsticks
>>205839015For me it's MISM-219, love fat, droopy, slappable tits but to each his own x
>>205839055BRIT BROS !!!
I like injun food
>>205839018So l dont leave the house as much as l used to but years ago when l would work and stuff l always liked the lndians well enough. l think a lot more shitty lower cast lndians are being let in these days though
>>205839045yeah
>>205839045what sort of trouble have you been causing lad?
>>205839055Now the days will get longer, thank fuck
Have they done a grinching porn yet
>>205839049who won it this year?
>>205839102bit of light noncing nothing major
You think Miss Marple could beat Poirot in a fist fight?
Indian women love me
got you all filtered including myself
>>205839129yes
>>205839070asian women think they are cute being ditsy but they are actually thick as shit
You can't suffer in brit land
im going to cry
>>205839109carol vorderman for the second time apparentlycompletely irrelevant arse. just a crazy decision
*filters rorke*
each day gets long from now thank god but there’s no noticeable difference until March
>>205839070timmy falling in love with this LOL
>>205839182lnsane choice get me on the jury next year
carol vorderman before she went bimbo mode was so peng
>>205839159Interesting.
>>205839161brit will never live this
little brotherberg has retail toil right up until Christmas eve and is back again on boxing day lmao
>>205839073Personally, I can't bloody stand the Indian accents. But take a westernized saar like Sunak or Vivek Ramaswamy and I basically view them as white dudes with a heavy tan
>>205839232he’s grinding, show some respect.
miss the olympics
unpopular opinion but the best day on /brit/ is unquestionably Christmas day
>>205839263would
>>205839263built for choco hardwood jungle bbc
Anglo-Indian alliance against the blacks and paks
>>205839271/sp/ during olympics is the best time in life
almost forgot the footy is on in a min
>>205839263the literal ideal woman
>>205839230Jap porn is so funny because you can watch an ugly, bald, literal 60-something ojiisan get to lick a 19 year-old's asshole
>>205839296rasheed
Nothing in the betting accounts but I'm convinced I can win a few bob on the darts
>>205839314timmy wanking to this LOL
>>205839271LOVE gymnastics me
>>205839263spoiler that hog
GIBS ME DAT
pub for me tonight lads
>>205839232I remember those days of retailtoil it was hell
right, quiet now, footballs starting
get the muppets christmas carol on
tired of festering in this simulacrum of a social gathering, a mere facsimile of a community. I deserve more.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>205839318It's Guardiover
>>205839396kino
>>205839314this looks so stressful
democracy alive and well in the UK
got the crimbo themed porn on
>>205839369it's the 3pm blackout you should be at the pitch watching your local team instead of laying on the sofa like a beached whale watching your plastic team full of millionaire mercenaries
Often wonder what happens here
ABOLISH THE HOUSE OF LORDSALSO ABOLISH THE HOUSE OF COMMONS
>>205839429
is it possible to get birds money and respect in 2024 if you're only 5'10?
didn't ask + filtered + ngmi
>>205839477was too busy looking at the arses to check if the handovers were any good
>>205839458It’s half 12 mate
>>205839000ok
>>205839484no, the cutoff was 2023
>>205839484no its literally impossible
>only 5'10
>>205839263IMAGINE her farts
>>205839471Meth
>>205839513she knows how to poo
>>205839000ok.
>>205839484which bird's money?
>>205839471they should come up with a different name for vertical panhandles
>>205838978ok..
Rate the flag of my home state. Fun fact: Oregon is the only state flag in the US to have a design on the back.
City on the ropes 1 minute in
I'm 5'11 but tell girls I'm 6'0
6'2 but tell girls I'm 6'0
IF YOUR 5'3AND YOUR 300 POUNDS
>>205839557I'm 6'3 but I tell them i'm 6'1
>>205839443house of lords so so grim. nothing but dozens of lord zesty mcgroomers and lord abdullahs
>>205839271
>>205839000>>205839549
just under 6'1 me. just say 6' though cos i'm not a bellend
>>205839590
zezima
>>205839583all that stupid shit on the bow
I'm 5 inches (hard)
>>205839569Based communist
>>205839314holy fuck the itlalians litteraly got her whole arse out
Might become gay
>buy two 12-packs of dr. pepper, get 3 FREE
>Checking out Grandadberg's cigar collection >Me: "I heard these will fry your lungs if you inhale them" >Grandad: "I inhale them."
well that's the wank sorted for this morning
>>205839656>>205839656>>205839656
>>205839612met him once
>>205839632
>>205839590summersault guy is such a diva
