winter solstice edition
>>205839666dont believe you
you don't need to be that old for consent
the gang's all here
>>205839693what do they do when nobody is around?
I fucking love feet so much it's unreal
>>205839683
>>205839726what do you even do with feet? suck them? rub your dick against them?
Would you like a deaf gf?
>>205839726you're literally brain damaged
type your height and weight into Google and post the first result
>>205839761would worry about her making weird mong noises when we shagged desu
>>205839749sell them shoes
what do you even do with a woman's body? suck it? rub your dick against it?
>>205839749Mostly but smelling is also a big part of it. Not as gross as you think, women take good care of their feet. Busting on a nut on them is fun too
>Americans love feet>ugh, a walking city no thank you!
>>205839767the pic on the right, but im not that good yet, still a little fatter - summer cut will see to that
>>205839800>Busting on a nut on themLol I'm retarded I'm going to bed goodnight
>>205839800saw a porno a lady stimulated a mans arse by sticking her big toe up it recentlythoughts on that?
>>205839767
>>205839726ktim
>>205839800>>205839830i sandwich my dick between my gfs dick when i'm on coke
>>205839767Nice try GCHQ
right then lads. What's your favourite historical battle? me? easy. The battle of Falmagne
>>205839767literally me
Having egg and chips for my tea
>>205839833Not my thing >>205839852The Battle of Daddy's Bulge
>>205839693imagine the smell
>>205839849bruh is the main character
>>205839683based raygun killing this garbage "sport" mashallah may it never appear in the Olympics again
master of puppets are pulling your strings
>>205839919salami sambo for luncheon methinks?
>>205839940yeah, I'm thinking kill all n'wahs on this one
>>205839873what sort of fish is underneath there? is it salmon tartare?
>>205839919it's already out of the next onereplaced by cricket
>>205839971shia cunt you
ah good evening zohar the aldulterer
just discovered i bought loads of pigoids in blankets when in tesco steaming last nightget in, get in i say
can feel another horrible mushy oily goyslop incel poo beginning to form in my colon
the abandoned rape shack of memechester shitty
>hurrr Tony Soprano must be an unsalvageable psychopath because he cares more about innocent animals than he cares about random NPCs, there's no fixing himwas Melfi a retard
>>205839981Trout
>>205840022gave them a second glance in sainsbo's just earlierwas very tempted but i'm not eating too much shit this holiday season
>>205840045l dont remember that bit
>>205839992cricket is gay. still better than that negroslop shit called breakdancing
>>205840022yea but do they come on sticks?
dadberg trying to describe a film he recently saw on Netflix, apparently there's a robot with big tits in it
>>205840045he's an unsalvageable BITCHhas panic attacks and needs to talk to a shrink lmao, fucking pussy ass bitch
this is my world today
>>205840045>psychopath because he cares more about innocent animals than he cares about humansCorrect
>>205840094
>>205840022love a drunken tesco trip me
>>205840073SHALL be having them this evening when getting steamingSHALL be doing a cheeky dip into mustard
>the waiter is complaining we didnt leave a big enough tip>lets kill him in publicglorified crew of amateurs
>>205840164lush x33give em a dunk from me son
>>205840161stopped it for ages after being too steaming and breaking some bokkles then just running away but firmly back into it now
>>205840205>being too steaming and breaking some bokkles then just running away
might go back to bed
drinking alone is a very sad pursuit
miss old Top gear me
>>205840164mustard is nice but the GOAT thing do dunk little porkies in is bread sauce
to answer the lad about the favorite war question, probably the american revolution as its the one ive read most about.
Don't get how what happened in Germany yesterday is bad compared to the genocide Germans are doing in Palestine. Not gonna cry for a dead Nazi me.
>>205840165STEAK3lb LOBSTER
>janny to the wine aisle, janny to the wine aisle>a little incel has just smashed a load of bottles
I have all the best yummiest foods to eat at christmastime ladsspam musubiricemacaroni saladhawaiian bbq chickenteriyaki saucehot saucethe other hot saucekimchicurry saucesteamed cabbage
>>205839656Stonehenge was built by Neolithic Spaniards. Brits should also thank us for it.These farmers moved to Iberia before heading north, reaching Britain in about 4,000 BC. Most of the ancestry of British Neolithic farmers came from the people who followed this route, with a minor contribution from groups who followed the Danube into Central and Western Europe
toast sandwiches with bread sauce for tea
>>205840294pretty sure that's the israelis not the germans
Got the Borko videos on
>>205840299what a load of shite
>>205840305If you want to go by this then everything was built by Africans
>>205840299black hands typed this out
>>205840305yeah uno beero garcon, chop chop
>>205840332bizarre assertion
>>205840316Who sends weapons there? Who constantly supports Israel diplomatically?
got a gay porn poo in my arse
my mates sister is married to a black fella, and he goes round there on Christmas Day for dinner. He gets fed jerk chicken and rice on Christmas Day unironically. It’s just not right
saturday afternoon microsoft flight sim timedubs decides where i fly to and from x
>>205840362America?
>>205840379jfk to the world trade centre x
>>205840379london to barrow, alaska
>>205840395Germans, Brits, and Americans
Waygu beef isnt really noteworthy desuI've had better steaks and burgers at a rundown diner
Leaving for the panto soon.
>>205840379YYZhttps://youtu.be/XCCN5umy9lU
>>205839919>based raygunliterally have a file called that ha ha
>>205840429What's the point of making minced meat patties out of wagyu?
>>205840434going to the panto, are you?
>>205840298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fya4Wt7TMOg
Allahu Akbar
>>205840376must be mad being at that table, trying to concentrate on your christmas dinner but all the time thinking about his massive swinging jungle bbc and wrecking ball mango bollocks hammering away at the sister
can't stop eating Treeselets
>>205840463to see what it tastes like?
>>205840434oh no you're not!
>>205840473soon brother
>>205840482i sneed her
>>205840482what a fat slut
>>205840505What's the point? Wagyu is nice due to its characteristic high amount of intramuscular fat. Once you grind it down it's just average fatty meat.
>>205840471love how because it's not an immigrant the daily mail is like "lol she saving livers"
one (1) entire bag of chocolate coins down the hatch
>>205840356Pay the copyrights for Stonehenge or will take the stones back here.
nintendo DS stylus down the oul 'rethra once more
>>205840595um
Heading to the shops soon, hope I don't have a panic attackPray for me
For me it’s wanking to chubby Colombian girls on chaturbate
>>205840542not enough fat on it though, thats the problemWe love fatty steaks here
>>205840595
>>205840655you'll be fine lad dont worry about it
>>205840595ok
>>205840554Lush
just learned that Brits get Comedy Central, can't imagine the horrible shows airing on there
>>205840595peng but what are those dangly bits
that's a ballbag
>>205840616yeah I'll have the egg and chips and the missus wants another margarita, cheers mate
Well that's a pair of bollocks and probably a cock an all
>>205840692rose as a fantastic pussy
umposting is low key gimmick of the year
>>205840704i don't think many people "get" comedy central unless it's on a standard sky subscription
>>205840704they play about 4 shows over and over
>>205840659can't wank to anything that was streamed, the constant ding noises and poor quality put me off
I always laugh at you wankers with a surname like Smith or Roberts thinking you're English. Proper Englishmen only have W surnames.
>>205840777would like to know what kind of dweeb watches this shityou have the taste of a waspi
Opinions on Twelver Shia Islam?
>>205840777And here I thought you would have your own british shows on there, really its just the 'Friends' channel? Thats bleaker than ours.
>>205840704it's just endlessly recycled yank sitcoms
>>205840814My surname is Locke, that English enough for you?
what's the best lifepath in cyberpunk lads? i picked nomad but now i kinda wish i'd picked corpo for the american psycho aesthetic
>>205840814Roberts could be Welsh but Smith is as English as it gets.
Big Poz Load about to start on C4 lads
>>205840841the only locke around you is the one your mums had to put on the fridgepipe down
>>205840841No, crypto-Normal shite
>>205840765state of that
>>205840845it makes literally no difference whatsoever except for a handful of slightly different dialogue choices
>>205840872Been called a million name based things in school but this one is original. Nice.
>>2058406642 tier starmer, FUCK HIM. VIVA TRUMP.Brits should deport this European traitor back to Africa where he belongs (he should not have been allowed to go out of Africa 200.000 years ago so he must return now).
using google translate to post in other threads because /brit/ is the most retarded general on 4chan
whats the most autistic vidya you lot play?
>>205840830it's just one of a thousand channels here that exist and show old repeatsthere's some shit british stuff on a bit later
>>205840912honestly kind of doxxable because the player count on the game is so low
>>205840912probably Mudrunner/Snowrunner but I don't play that any more
>>205840912hide and seek with my dog
>>205840912tagging my music library
finally got the 4chan pass so i can post while drunk and not have to worry about the captcha
>>205840929and they wonder why nobody under 50 watches TV any more
>>205840902
>>205840949This is such a bloody LIE
>>205840744I am a rich Spaniard from a noble family from times of the Reconquista. I only bow to descendants of the Spanish Reyes Catolicos. Borbones can fuck off.
>>205840955mad how hard it is to do them when you're pissed or high, maybe that's the point
>>205840996
>>205840912osrs
ket drip on my moustache makin me look like i got a bit of grey hair comin in
>>205840998i heard there's a captcha solver using machine learning but for $20 who fucking cares
>>205840912Darkest Hour
it's Woden, not Odin
>>205840996cool, anyway I think someone's just fallen off a balcony so you might want to clean it up
>>205841028LOOOOOOOL there's a free one you CUNT >$ you can FOY as well
>>205839683Cuh-lassic
>>205841036literally the same thing in a different language
>>205841034based darkest hour poster
>>205841046It's literally in dollars you spastic. I didn't check the amount I actually paid because I wipe my ass with £20
>>205841046>you can FOY as wellwp
>>205841064haha why is he pretending to be an elephant
Given that offensive insults do nothing to people here, what's the best way to really offend someone? I'm talking psychological warfare like withholding (You)'s.
ello breet
you can FOY as well
>>205841091kek the lad came all the way from intensive care just to watch some shite breakdancing
>>205841091hahahaha
*looks out over the city skyline from my corner office**sighs**gets up from my desk and walks over to my minibar to pour myself a glass of scotch from a crystalline decanter*
>>205841108call them Spaino or 190
Divorced, beheaded and diedDivorced, beheaded, survivedI am Henry the Eighth I had six sorry wivesSome might say I ruined their lives
>>205841134Actually you: grabbing another can of lager from your incel rucksack in your smelly childhood bedroom
>>205841134*enters your office**farts**leaves your office*
>>205840912wow classic
IT AINT LIKE IT WUZ BEFORE
>>205840044Lol, take it easy pep
Off to the Lana Rhoades ritual.
>>205841180care to elaborate?
>>205841110you call those areolas? gtfo
>UK's best shows worldwide are Top Gear and Peaky Blinders
>>205840044omds
Do yanks also admit that the 13 colonies flag is better looking than the one they have now?
You people have severely low testosterone. In your 20s and barely talk about girls and sex unless it's some autistic "nth for the galdem" shit.
>>205841221>muh dickgrow a brain cell
>>205840362All our taxes
>>205841221>come to freakcentral.com>freaksimpossible... this CANNOT be....
>>205841221Sorry can't hear it's dark
>>205841252I actually get why Americans are dumb. The girls there are impossibly peng, drooling all over them is why there are few brain cells left to think about anything else.
just had a salami and cheese sanga and it was fucking MINT
>>205840363The circle is complete
>>205841221>>205841287fuck off 190
>>205841287most of them are fat
>>205840462kek, lil timmy be like "later homiez"
it's should be illegal to have army recruitment adverts
>In your 20sha ha yeah that's me still a young man in my 20's like the rest of you certainly not in my 30's
>>205841287>all americans are dumb
Drinking coffee out of my $100,000,000,000,000 mug
bumhole stinks of cheese again
americans are fat and eat cheese burger
>>205841325>>205841328Most American girls have 10/10 bodies. All their fat goes to their legs and tits
dubs and I nuke Quebec 800 times
>>205841213Kind prefer our current one desu
>>205841296yikes
new>>205840891>>205840891>>205840891
>>205841346you been shoving cheese up there?
>>205841357Most American girls weigh in excess of 200lbs
>>205841365>off by one Better luck next time
>>205840814Wanker
>>205841406Yeah and 90% of that goes their ass and tits. They all have flat stomachs and pretty faces.
>>205841287>is why there are few brain cells left to think about anything else.dont hurt yourself
>>205841433kek this is me
>>205841421autistic retard
>>205841036Actually it's Wodan and I am quite sure you can say you are english
>>205841421this is simply not true
>>205841390*surreptitiously tucks away a 400g pack of cathedral city extra mature cheddar into my coat* ...nh
>>205841490I stayed in riverside in California once and did not see a single ugly girl
...Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat)08:25:41 No.205841221You people have severely low testosterone. In your 20s and barely talk about girls and sex unless it's some autistic "nth for the galdem" shit.>
>>205841296LOVE american girls
>>205841511right. off to bed for me
>>205841509Ok Ill give you that, Riverside does have some cuties, but the rest of the country is not like that, quite the opposite.t.Californian
>>205841385i need to get a woman pregnantNEED TO
what's it like to be satisfied with your life?
>>205841536let me in
Tfw you think you’ve come up with a great joke for a post but it all falls apart when you realise it makes no sense
wish my American gf was as fit as the girls you're talking about
>>205841570me when i'm hungober
limited on food options as the sink has soda crystals down the drain and I don't want to make a load of washing up to leave on the side and not domight just have to tough it out until tea time
neighbour stole dadbergs christmas prezzie and all i have is a photo of the package and their feet so no idea which one
>>205839683neurotypicals are so easily amused
>>205841573Why? How is she? What would you prefer otherwise?
>>205839683she's currently threatening to sue multiple comedians for making fun if her and demanding they cease & desist doing her signature move (the kangaroo)
There is a high concentration of leng tings at universities in the states but they immediately become disgusting hamplanets after their junior year
>>205841384What's yikes about her??
youll never be an american
>>205841610ready to marry timmy and let him pay off her student loan debt x
>>205841608No, she's not. After all, she only went there to deconstruct the institution.
mental how browns won't eat this
>>205841673Wasn't the real reason so she could have a free holiday?
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU WANKINGtiruriruri, riru, riruTHEIR HANDS WAS FAST AS LIGHTING
>>205841657get a life you demented freak holy shit
>>205841739took me genuinely 3 seconds to remember it was in parisfuck being in your 30s and an alcoholic my brain is rekt
apbf ulll daaa icss oeth
>>205841769Nothing contradicting about that. Yeah, she could have gone to Paris for vacation.And I think you are a little bit too hung up on "your 30s".
here we are then. the lads.
>>205841815most intelligent irishfamine survivor
back from /gif/ after the wank
>>205841830got any Christmas plans 190?
What’s the deal with british teeths? Why the crookedness?
>>205841867no enough protein in their diet
You treat me just likeanother straaaanger
>>205841867my teeth aren't crooked see*bares my teeth at you and blasts you with a searing hot gust of the most putrid unbrushed morning breath mixed with last night's stale booze*
>>205841867why are you short and brown
>>205841943>>205841856
>business idea: take chav slags and airdrop them in America while they wear body camsCall it: Yank Wank
>>205841815tick tock tick tock time's running out mickey
if there was no Israel, Britain would not exist.
just summoned a wee paki fella to bring me food
>>205840912jagged alliance 2
whyd everyone stop posting
>>205842143thats what the Colonials mustve felt like
>>205841040We invented balconies for a reason. Darwin wins.
Got some Old Speckled Hen and Famous Grouse in for ChristmasKnow of any other bird related drinks i can add to it?
>>205842143on a bike or in a car? important distinction you see, the brahmins drive priuses and the dalit pedals a bicycle
The hexagram is the Star of Remphan. Before Judaism is was the symbol of Cronos which Phoenicians sacrificed children to in a ritual named Moloch.Rempha is the ancient Egyptian name for Saturn.It's also the sign of the beast 666. Six points, six triangles, six angles. Jews are literally the seeds of Satan.
>>205842181Car
Opinions on coke snorting fascism?
back on that loner sit in the supermarket car park grind lads outside sainsburys atm but might go to tesco in a bit
>chalk and cheesewhat do brits mean by this?
>>205842190blog on
Forgot today is shortest day of the year corrr it's only gonna get better from now lads x
i LOVE poomight even go so far as to say i'm IN LOVE with poo
>>205842179Grey Goose
>>205842225waheyy ladd yeah new year new megona eat bettergona be less autistic and awkwardgona make new friendsgona get a girlfriend/shag (haha nah that's too unrealistic LOL)
just had a gander at the /rekt/ thread
>>205842186
think of the cutest, most innocent girl you know and now imagine her taking a big shit, trying to squeeze out a big turd
we need a new tripfag for 2025
going to buy myself some lube and a dildo for my bum not even joking
>>205842272
The Demon Jewshttps://files.catbox.moe/wi6y1v.mp4
>>205842272corrrr
>>205842272don't need to, been underneath her with my mouth wide open
4chan-x extension + 4chan pass makes this site feel like discord
>>205842330when everyone has six cars you gotta differentiate yourself with your bodymoney's cheap these days, everyone i know in london is already on six figures and has 5+ mil in savings
shall be having a wank forthwith
>>205842341Give us the best Christmas gift you can and kill yoursef 190
>>205842390190 doesn’t post here mongo
>>205842390lmao i'm very new here, don't know who you're referring to. i used to post on britfeel on r9k a while back
20 different Rabbis admitting the destruction of the US and western civilization in general is part of the jewish religion.https://files.catbox.moe/ma58in.mp4AMALEK 10 MINUTES EXPLANATION BY JEWS ON THEIR PLAN TO DESTROY WHITE COUNTRIES, THE WHITE RACE, AND CHRISTIANITYhttps://files.catbox.moe/4hr1yd.mp4Why jews wants to kill Europeans even their kids ... jews explain why !https://files.catbox.moe/9jvnie.mp4Jewish Rabbis talk about their plan of “cultural genocide” against Europe and America. They engineered the migrant crisis.https://files.catbox.moe/wtzd46.mp4Here's a video of a rabbi admitting that many NGO and refugee organizations are ran by jewshttps://files.catbox.moe/40kkb2.mp4Who created the conditions for low birthrates in the West?https://files.catbox.moe/vv60xo.mp4
>>205842416Was just saying this down the pub
and the very latest from dumpedmong?
>>205842416we already hate israel here fuck off with your spam
>>205842377very truepretty sure it's impossible to be worth under amillion and living in london
>>205842293wizards hadn't invented the spell to cure parkinson's yet in the 1890s
Entered the creep thread on /gif/ and had a good wank over some Brit creep shot
>>205842456>>205842456>>205842456
new>>205842458>>205842458>>205842458
SIMPLY HAVING
>>205842409Toddle on back there freakazoid
>>205840902I've done that exact thing myself, usually in /fr/ and /deutsch//brit/ is so fucking dire sometimes
