Do you instantly think less of someone if you discover they have an Irish or Welsh surname?

poo

>including house prices in wealth
Kwab

villa are battering city

we don't take kindly to your type round these parts

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all pedo discord trannies are 190 and they should be euthanized by the state

fucking boilers packed in are you having a laugh

love how scots, irish and welsh think of themselves as different when they have the literal same culture. "fuck the english" yeah lmao there is literally zero difference between you lot

why do women always ask you random, seemingly innocent questions that have a high likelihood of resulting in an argument?

>>205842506
another pooden masterclass

*breaks*
kiss my arse

just watched a 2hr youtube vid about why new Top Gear is bad

>>205842561
I'm Welsh and don't mind the English

>>205842407
Yes you do every waking moment of every day

eating apple

was wondering why i'm so nice and snuggly in bed and remembered that clonazepam i took a few hours ago

>>205842582
could have got the same result for less time by just watching one episode

>>205842577
they're insane

people think ai will rule everyone's lives when technology and the internet does already

>>205842600
where did you even get the idea for this incredibly forced self-hating third person gimmique? derivative even by your standards 190

as i get older i realise that misogyny is a sign of being an incel
normal people don't hate women in the same way as male losers do
you're just angry because that's what no pussy does to a mf

Right Wing Red Chinos Squads

yt ppl bit silly calling every brown person a paki.
Not really fair to Hindus and Sikhs :/

>>205842660
it's emmett mate

need to stick a poster up in my bedroom to cover the wall
any suggestions?

remember getting in a taxi once during a rangers and celtic game and the driver out of nowhere asking me "you're not a hun are you" and telling him no but always wondering what would have happened if I said yes

>>205842456
10cc are tragically overlooked as a band

>>205842633
i've warned a lot of people about this but no one believes me

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only 2 pictures in the thread

>>205842660
Aped it from the source: heathersubhuman

>>205842674
Red wings I assume you mean. In that case, suave asf mf.

>>205842717
yer no a hun ur ye pal

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what are you lads drinking later?

only 4 sleeps till fucking crimbo, goodness me that snuck up

you lot like to say the scottish are obsessed with the english but I always see you lot posting about us out of nowhere a lot more than the other way around

>>205842737
>later
Started on the Duvels at 11:30am mate

>>205842717
he was probably having a laugh
never been battered or threatened for being a tim myself

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Enjoy Christmas, boys. Because in 2025 we are locked the fuck in!!!

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Knew this nigga was gay

>>205842672
>you're just angry because that's what no pussy does to a mf
yeah no shit
it's a basic need except instead of killing you physically it kills you mentally

>>205842728
Got plans for Christmas 190?

>>205842737
tap water

>>205842755
lmao

>>205842758
i guess i'm too dumb to have realised this when i was 20

>>205842737
ummm BREAST MILK maybe

>>205842755
I get the impression I wouldn't have liked this guy.

>>205842731
Nah chinos

>>205842755
of course he put his flag as Italy lol typical yank

>>205842728
foxberge

>>205842751
based duvel enjoyer
would be on the booze but need to go to dad and his partners later however shall be on it when done

>>205842792
grim

>>205842755
dogshit rating

Ayy oh I've got extra chromosomes over here

>>205842811
And why is that?

>>205842835
>based duvel enjoyer
In the tulip glass and without pouring the final 1cm, as intended x

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a pu bld flai laco ase st h

Brits don't like it when I make a frying joke after they say battered

>>205842737
Hot Vimto
Feel like i've got a cold coming on

spliffstein being lit as we speak

>>205842872
I know it's you. There's an incredibly funny yank in this this. Your jokes are lost of the morons here but I always appreciate you.

ANOTHER GAY MAN

only ever do a good clean of the flat when im planning on leaving the place for a few days. Never bother when im actually living in it.
Says a lot about me that does

wondering why the captcha hasn't loaded after i got a 4chan pass

>>205842905
OIL ON THE ROAD

fucking windy out there

Favourite steel type Pokemon?

>>205842914
says you're unbeliveably boring

>>205842914
yeah?

>>205842943
rhino horn jungle bbc needed for that

>>205842948
fomyeg

>>205842942
nice one im crying now

poo bum nigger cum

>>205842935
not sure
actually a lot of steel types I like
probably have to pick Scizzor or Aggron

just had a spaki melty in waitrose

>>205842935
metagross or scizor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXdgmeEjOAY

leftypol incapable of formulating a response to this one

Business idea: open a Paki pizza spot but the owner is just a white American dude named Steve

>>205842755
seems like an ironic name

feeling anxious

sometimes find the most random fucking notes in my phone's note app, it's like i wake up in the middle of the night and write a random nonsensical sentence and go back to sleep

On Her Majesty's Secret Service on ITV 1
Worst Bond actor
Best Bond film

>>205842858
Seems like a cringecase. Huge online footprint, dogshit taste in cinema, pseudo intellectual literary interests, frat bro type.

>>205843088
bizarre mental illness

could really go for some asian femboy bussy rn ngl

filter with no stubs innit lads? yeah

what are the rules for post nsfw here? i see people post almost naked ladies and don't get banned. is it okay to post women without genitals?

why are rich people so boring

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she wasn't nearly as bad as people said, reckon 90% of semi-pro breakdancers couldn't do that last bit

>>205842935
Don't really remember many since I grew up with gen 1
Onyx's evolution and the Scyther one maybe

>>205843133
it's weird it looks like you can post arse if it has a thong but not if it's butt naked

>>205843133
um

just poured a full bottle of mr muscle down the toilet in the hopes of unblocking the whopper hangover poo i squeezed off earlier

the inital smell of chemical meeting shite was horrific

>>205843133
Post it and you will be uh-posted (i.e. reported by an incel)

>>205843202
fucking idiot, that does nothing. you need to mechanically remove it.

The increase in the size of your willard upon losing weight is motivation enough desu

did any of you eat at nedick's

>>205843202
You need to use one of them plungers you saw in the comics back in the day
Like £3

>>205843091
Gonna watch The Curse of the Were-Rabbit on the Beeb at 3

>>205843222
bound to melt the poo a bit

any soup burg men in

gfberg is extremely self conscious about her smell. always taking a shower before sex. sometimes she comes home i try to shove my face in her butt cheeks but she's always like "i just played tennis i need to shower" and denies me a good whiff of her stench. after toilet she will aboslutely not let me go anywhere near her when all i['m trying to do is tongue her shit box

>>205843252
funny

>>205843252
Good film
The earlier W&Gs got AI-upscaled and they're fuuuucking dogshit, seriously a bad job

Need to try Nandos one of these days ay

>>205843294
yep
they used AI to do it, removed all the textures etc

Pooberg is staying in my bum and not cooperating

>>205843301
Pure hype

>>205843289
stay strong

>>205843289
hope she cheats on you with a bbc

why am I exclusively attracted to them

Spaki is gonna have a field day with that lily phillips clip

>>205843339
she positively hates sex. one way it's good since she will never cheat, but on the other hand i only get to bone her once a week after begging

>>205843324
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>205843301
Never been out for a meal at Nando's itself
However i do buy the Nando's Peri-Peri Sauce

thought i was in for a good weekend of DXM abuse, instead what i got was extreme diarrhoea because the ingredient "sorbitol" was apparently in the fine print and not listed in the proper ingredients section

>>205843363
>Never been out for a meal at Nando's itself
virgin freak detected

need to berry my face in Priti Patel's ass and take a big whiff

>>205843393
get some real drugs mate. OTT shit is legal because it doesn't work.

first year without my yearly speedwank goonsesh

get your hand off my penis

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utterly fucking mental lmao

>>205843413
der coomer

>>205843426
STAY HUMBLE

>>205843171
I've seen permabans handed out for clothed butt shots of Scarlett Johansson

not doing iron man numbers today
usually get 2-3 (You)s per post
today some of my posts not even getting a single reply

>>205843426
you love to see it

>>205843402
can get real drugs if i want but i genuinely do enjoy DXM, robitussin dry cough forte seems to be the only one that doesn't have any additives that give you diarrhoea/nausea and it's not outright banned but a lot of chemists no longer carry it because of the abuse potential

>>205843447
Heinous
>>205843469
Yep I do

would probably watch women's soccer if they played in tennis shorts desu

Citeh bros....

trying to resist a wank

poop guardiolel

>>205843473
who and omg she 's so fit

extremely extremely depressed

What's a good multiplayer game for a 40 year old to start playing and not be embarrassed by kids destroying you? I heard LoL is easy and beginner friendly

gaychester shitty

Smoked some bud for the first time in 2 years
Blasted through a quarter in no time and my head now feels like itself up my arse

>>205843512
So go play it you boring bastard STOP using 4chan.org as a social media platform

>>205843512
you shouldn't be playing video games at 40
you should be spending time with your wife, your kids

i am tired
i am weary
i could sleep for a thousand years

poop fraudiola

>>205843473
thought they only arrested the manufacturers of cp, not the actual actresses

See when you're sick lads. Is it better to lie in bed all day or should you try to get some exercise too?

>>205843535
>>205843532
fantastic posts

>>205843512
Squad, its full of 30-40 yr olds

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>>205843485

>>205843512
Call of Duty Black Ops 6

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f bl pla alas uash dct ie o

>>205843530
Isn't smoking marijuana illegal? Why do this

>>205843535
what about playing video games with my kids?

>>205843512
fortnite no build

>>205843550
oh my lord i bet they smell nasty fuck i'm gona coooom

>>205843550
Need an orange soccer slag me

Ate a wedge of Brie earlier and now feel sick, reckon this is it lads

cunting turkish barbers (and likely money laundering front) only accepts cash
have to walk a mile in the other direction to the nearest cash machine ffs

>>205843512
why not just power through the necessary grind of kids beating you and eventually git gud?

>>205843618
yeah but which game doesn't require keyboard and mouse skill

>>205842672
You have finally realised why so many people on 4chan are so angry

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the scrandemic

>>205843625
>keyboard and mouse skill
you mean to tell me you're 40 and you don't have uber micro?

Balding and farting

>>205843635
Dogshit compared to Indomie

>>205843635
more of an indomie man me
especially with a cheeky fried egg on top

>>205843651
ktim

Would rather watch Priti Patel and Ash Sakar get bleached desu

>>205843649
given that i have no clue what you're talking about no

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>you mean to tell me you're 40 and you don't have uber micro?

japanese girls kiss good (slurp)

>>205843615
I support my local English barbers
Plus they're the closest to my house

might just wank to the lily phillips gangbang for the sheer novelty

>>205843681
why do japs love nipple play

>turkish barbers money launders
the most reddit take on the planet
these niggas have 45 minute queues because they're cheap as shit working 12 hour shifts on minumum wage but nooooooo immigrants cannot be making an honest living

>>205843731
>good picture vs bad picture
retard

all tomorrow's parties

>>205843701
its really grim towards the end
shes in a bet covered in spunk and lads are kneeling on the matress and other lads cum to get closer to her to give her spaff

who put a pound in the baguette coomer?

bum poo lads

contemplating buying a beer

190 on holiday in France eh

>>205843765
A HAND ME DOWN DRESS FROM WHO KNOWS WHERE

dont why im always so anxious, might go see doctorberg about it

how europe sees british people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLET6GiKY3k

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hiya

porn watchers are deranged

>>205843840
why do they look like fucking 2000s cholos? Are europids really that far behind?

>>205843819
Kill yourself

some porn are okay
some are not like mum NTR

>>205843861
By order of the peaky blinders

keep having that fantasy where I'm washing myself in a banya in grandmas village and there are two neighour girls peeking in and teasing me and then I snatch one of them in and eventually have a threesome with them

have 1 wank every day or two and leave it at that. Simple as.

>>205843900
they are about 15 years behind always. their rap/hip hop is basically copying whatever was popular in 2005

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>>205843904
You first 190 extra chromosomes

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>>205843927

>>205843942
kill yourself

had a dream where i kissed a girl during sex and in school everyone was that guy from the inbetweeners making fun of me for being intimate

any willard cummings men in?

>>205843936
dont drink monday to friday
dont wank monday to friday
have a massive wanking and steaming sesh at the weekend me

>>205843995
*raises paw*

>>205844003
brother you're binge nutting

>>205844017
whats your favourite painting of his?

what OnlyFans are you lads subscribed to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGqqbip3XsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGqqbip3XsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGqqbip3XsI

>>205844042
terrible jew ink

fucking porn addicts infecting every website

>>205844042
awful semitic scribbles

kids think posting porn is cool because adults keep asking them not to deal with it
only time is cure

just realised the sausages i had for lunch are 2 days past their sell by date lads

>>205844166
f

give it a fucking rest heathermong

lurking /sp/ made me realise why /brit/ is so awful
quite sure that fucking nutcase arsenal supporter is half the posters in here as well. cunt needs sectioning

>>205843289
>>205843355
grim

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might start a religion

>>205844247
sometimes bbc post there forgetting i'm not on brit

>>205844247
>that fucking nutcase arsenal supporter
whomst?

God forgive me for the time I've wasted.

why the fuck is /sp/ a better /b/ than /b/ these days lmao

i am religious

Limmy wanking in his Twitch room to Lynn getting railed

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anyone watched this?

>>205844247
alri dave

give it a rest

>>205844363
yeah everyone

>>205844363
Rubber dinghy rapids bro

>>205844363
No shit, I remember watching this in like 2012 and thinking
>Huh, Arabs in Britain? That's weird. Probably not too many of them, though.

why is it so hard to find a girl who is into ass eating

limmy begging for money online whilst lynn is taking a BBC in their bed

>>205844363
Yeah
Mate's gf got offended watching it because she's 1/4 Pakistani
Showed it to my Muslim mate and he thought it was funny as fuck
I hate women

>>205844411
because you don't have enough quids

lynx shower gel is the 100% accurate virginity test

>>205844411
Literally every girl I've been with is into it, sounds like a skill issue.

>>205844411
as in letting you rim her or she eats out your hairy man hole?

>>205844448
yup
use that and penhalegans and still a virgin haha

>>205844448
nah , head and shoulders is the most accurate

>>205844479
Mental theres people, probably in this very thread who kiss their girlfriends lips several times a day when they've been locked to some brown mans hairy pooey arse

/sp/ is fucking trash
ruined by reddit mods circa 2010-2012

My dad was VERY hard with the banter. My mum was always nice to me. I can give some examples though if you want to understand?

My dad preferred to 'take the piss in ways I would remember' (the word banter wasn't as commonplace back then) so he would usually be a nice guy, except for major holidays and points during the year. EG

Christmas
>On christmas I would always have at least one 'funny' gift that would usually be something I really wanted but not really, for example one year I wanted smackdown here comes the pain on PS2 so he printed the label and put it in an empty case, or another year, I was desperate for a puppy so he bought me a goldfish and made me take it out of the bowl and walk it on christmas morning until it died

Easter
>He would often give me chocolate eggs he had ruined in some way, for example, filling them with washing powder. Or he would give me chocolate bunny rabbits but mix them up in a blender with rabbit pellets and carrots and make me eat it

My Birthday
>For 8 years between my 4th and 12th birthdays he pretended it was my 100th birthday for the entire day and made me live like an old man before I would get any gifts, by not being allowed out of bed and by making me eat pre-chewed birthday cake

Family Holidays
>He would try to 'jokinhly' sell me to locals in every country we ever visited. The worst time was in Florida oddly enough when he offered me to a bunch of black guys in the ghetto and they joined in the jokes saying stuff like 'dat fatass got a pricetag? nah I don't think you be affordin a 100 foot label maker'

I am a pussy now so I don't think it worked

Ask me anything about the history of the Soviet Union

>>205844566
why did Chernobyl explode

>>205844566
which of stalin and lenin had a bigger knobule?

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I'd suck Emma Watson's farts.

Sprinting across the freeway just ahead of them having set his left foot down
directly onto the pavement from the ledge of the cement divide and edging his
other leg forward deliberately—caught the way sports pages show an athlete with
muscles condensed in the effort of crossing through a particular space—and then
she sees the cars coming towards him giving off that early morning shine across
their hoods almost colorless but precipitous in the four-lane parallel rush of metal
and cannot tell if any driver straining into the distance further ahead has seen him
or possibly has caught that glint off the long black flashlight he appears to carry
with its up-beam turned on full and faintly visible due to the angle of early sun
falling over the midwestern plains fanning out in every direction away from the
sudden view of the airport hub’s acclaimed architectural design.

She sees the brief alignment of his body methodically finding its way across the
freeway lanes blue baseball cap fit snugly over his head to just above the hairline
where now dusky skin of his neck breaks into the picture. He’s made it halfway,
she thinks, but she can’t stop the cars rushing towards him even as he scans with
concentration the worn lanes for the thing he’s lost as if he’s walking through the
dark and shining his flashlight wherever the object might have landed, his right
knee still lifting purposefully upward and forward.

>>205844533
>when they've been locked to some brown mans hairy pooey arse
ktim

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>>205844448
my shower gel? lynx
my jeans? next
my t-shirts? tesco
my hoodie? gap
my eyesight? poor
my creps? dead

posting timeout needs to be an hour, really.

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Might fire up the old ps3. Are the cod servers still running?

>>205844597
Sabotage

This post violates my moral decency

Everyday religious people are decent and kind, yet online right-wing Christians have the same moral values but are just brimming with resentment and hate.

>>205844658
Based
Yeah CoD4, MW2 and WaW still have players.

>>205844682
religion is for retards

>>205844682
what makes you say that

>>205844682
hs?

>>205844700
You must pray to a lot of gods then

>>205844410
they're not arabs you moron

octopusberg constantly manually reviewing my gas usage because they're not happy that i don't have the boiler on 24/7
they can have 40 quid and thats it

>>205844700
hs?

I'm poo da be dee da ba dah

>>205844712
>>205844720
Just compare your local neighbourhood Churchgoers with the venom and bile you see online

you know the only reason he posts this is because he's guaranteed responses direct or indirect

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>>205844741
>he fell for the octopus scammers

>>205844788
imagine milking that chebbage

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>>205844751

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q10tVT5aF2Y

>>205844751
really justs look like a poo

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Cringing hard at this.

https://x.com/ST0NEHENGE/status/1870389114371227749

The greatest insult to a brit is calling someone a vegan sausage roll

>>205844876
wypipo things

>>205844876
Good thing they've got those bollards, bit high though

Any Marxist investors in?

so put your grasses on, nothing will be wong

anyone have tips for kingdom come deliverance
all i've been doing is running around picking flowers and getting my fucking ass kicked by random bandits

>>205844973
yeah stop playing and touch grass irl

abc will deal its oath
and put bold flair lace as strong here
for blue planet atlas hash day is opening

>>205844761
that seems to be an online thing though not a religious person thing
everyone online especially anonymous is worse than real life
i guess religious people should be held to a higher standard but still

>>205844973
Boring game innit

>>205844982
hello virgin
care to explain why you're here and not on reddit?

>>205844962
what do they invest in?

mad how good breaking bad is

>>205844973
do combat training with robard (think that's his name)
he teaches you a counter move which makes combat trivial unless you're attacked by like five people

>>205844876
Historically inaccurate. Morris dancing is a late medieval, early modern custom and has nothing to do with the ancient Celts.

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mad how good breaking bread is

>>205844973
rob every area and ruin the game for yourself by buying the best equipment at the start

>>205845022
Stocks, gold, bonds

mad how good breaking wind is

someone cheer me up in depressed as fuck lads

>>205845102
god so loved the world he gave his only son

>>205845102
Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well

>>205845114
how can i leverage this to alleviate my loneliness

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>>205845102
In an hour and a half the LOTR trilogy marathon will commence on sneedtv

>>205845132

? u illiteratre

gone back to bed

walked in to the fence and fell in to the play park on the way home from steaming toil last night but it was pitch black desu

>>205845102
this too shall pass

Love the 1960s modernist style of the Incredibles.

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>>205845139

>>205845178
always think about this when I'm feeling good

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>>205845213
I'm excited for more RoP

>>205845237
she has a very kissable forehead

my bumhole roars out for spicy paki slop

New
>>205845269
>>205845269
>>205845269

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>>205845248
She is a very kissable woman