christmas editionprev >>205832316
I want a wife for christmas
>>205843725and your wish shall be granted
>>205843299Good
no racism is allowed below this line !__________________________________
Not fond of chinese and theit derivatives
N
combo breaker
semen bummies
Good morning /cum/mersI'm surprisingly not that hungover
>>205844219morning bud
it's 11 fuck mothering degrees outside
>>205844373heaven.......
>>205844219I'm a little hung over
>>205844513>>205844219im not hungover
i am not hungover i just had a generous shot of vodky
>I'll be home for christmas, if only in my dreams
After cutting for 2 months, I’m now able to go between meals for 24 hours without feeling hungry. Is my metabolism fucked?
>>205844373I have never experienced such temperatures
almost passed out for some reason
I acknowledge that this is the unceded and ancestral territory of the hən̓q̓əmin̓əm̓ and Sḵwx̱wú7mesh speaking peoples, the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam), Sḵwx̱wú7mesh (Squamish), and səlilwətaɬ (Tsleil-Waututh) Nations, and has been stewarded by them since time immemorial.
>>205845072You're probably too fat
>>205845112im 160 lbs
Inshallah
>>205845146la ilahi ila allah wa Buc-ee rasul ullah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h06m6Ttr5Wksolstice
i keep thinking about leaving. just buying a plane ticket and pshoooo shooting off. i keep finding excuses to talk myself out of it. today, it's that i need to sign for a package.
penis
gen x be like >hate my shitty incel life, my shitty incel wife and kids, and shitty incel job
White people be like I gotta take my cat to the dentist
>>205846236ypipo be like >i take the same antidepressant as my dog!which is something my mom unironically said when the family dog was on antidepressants for 2 months (vets are retarded)
Noam Chomsky died this morning.
>>205846451I wish. Reddit would have a meltdown
i see hot momma
I want sexo with Giovanna
Colonel Gaddafi just died
After ~45 days my parcel is finally fucking moving again. I fucking hate Canada Post. Pieces of shit.>>205846875Mon Dieu!
kill all elderlies
Mao Tse-Tung has passed away.
>>205846875if he ruled the country why was he still a colonel
got a reasonable amount of sleep for the first time in like a week.
therapy is making me want to become a normie
sympathy for all would be tyranny for thee
>>205847181terrific. you guys are probably working on an ache so ancient it should be in a sarcophagus.
>>205847181impossible. once you take the redpill there is no going back bro
the only right way to play fallout is to abuse the fuck out of chems
>>205847480jet is about the only reason i enjoyed fallout 4.
for me it's med-x
all the liars saying theyre self made, all the oligarch saying there is such a thing as talent, pricks who would walk up to a newborn and ask why he cant benchpress and memorize the periodic table immediatly, they should be hanged from their feet and beaten with a spiked club
>takes every chem known to man then blitz through a pack of mature deathclaws
i guess i should get my pants on. wouldn't want the delivery guy to see my homer simpson undies.
>>205847626>misses everything with V.A.T.SBOONE SAVE MEEEE
>>205847725boone sucks, raul's where it's at.
thinking about buying a gold chain.
>>205847181what is a normie exactly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csKNGAhZMyc>>205847725>>205847757Who are the best followers? (New Vegas) I usually go solo and the only time I took one (Raul), I hated his stupid dialogue and quips. Also, I fucking hate dogs, so I never take any.I think I'll start a new playthrough as a switchblade wielding drug addict. I also want to slaughter NCR and Legion bitches. Might join House.
desu I think we have the worst posters and general of all of /int/
>>205847923I've been thinking about going out and meeting new people, which is something that I would've hated before therapy.
>>205848016No one is worse than /shit/
Tested negative for COVID
>>205847950raul is the best, but only if you tell him to give it a rest on the cowboy act. i don't like rex, his perk is annoying visually. i'd say ed-e, but i'm a softy. the minute i get the lucky 38 suite, i let him stay there because i'm afraid he'll die.
>>205848016all generals have their own schizos. we aren't unique
>>205848016you speak over 30 languages?
>>205848372i don't know how polyglots do it, i can barely manage this one.
is it normal for your roommate to get mad at you for being in the living room during the day if you don't have your own bedroom and you sleep in the living room
>>205848612Your roommate sounds like a fat fucking chode
>>205848644he slammed a door and called me a "dirty ass cunt" for sitting on my couch btw he has no job i pay his half of the rent
>>205848705i don't understand why he's being so aggressive.
I don't like to get out of bed. Not because of depression or whatever, but just because my bed is comfy and warm.
>>205848743That's your infantile state desiring to be in mommy's womb Enter the world, young man.
Using a Chinese shotgun to blow my dick and balls into red goopy chunks right after I spray thick ropes of cum all over your (much smaller) dick and balls.
>>205848740he is just extremely mentally ill i know if i just leave he'll be homeless and he'll die freezing on the streets because he's so incompetent and does nothing i don't even know how to explain it it sounds absurd but he'll really just not go to a homeless shelter or seek help or anything
>>205848796lmao
How many DBZ characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 3 episodes.
>>205848813Are you a saint? Why are you taking care of some mentally ill psycho who hates you?
Hello, Negroes.
>>205848909do they scream the entire episode, or just most of it?
>>205848963my family is pressuring me to and it might not be a great idea to sever ties with this retarded asshole. I am planning to get away from this, I will move to another country, they don't need to know
>>205849373Are you a woman by any chance
>>205849392No
If you were a woman, your life might be easier but wisdom would be less accessible. Because women get to see the world as they want instead of as it is. Sometimes this ends up biting them in the ass though, especially when they get married or reach middle age because it becomes harder to gaslight themselves
I've always found it bizarre how yanks cannot comprehend the idea of driving on the left, and rather than saying driving on the 'other' side of the road you say the 'wrong' side of the road.
If FedEx has such a high turnover rate, why do I barely ever see job listings on their site?
>>205849554It's the RIGHT side of the road for a reason
>>205849554>>205849754literally who gives a fuck, holy shit
Heading to the thrift shop, I'll let yall know what I find
this lady in the life insurance commercial drives me wild. she's so cute and sexy. her guy just wants the cookies on the kitchen platter, but i'm craving something else.
>>205849754You even capitalized it and they still missed it lol.
>>205849814Barely used dragon dildos and toothbrushes
>>205849801me
LOOK AT DESE DIAMONDS DEY BE SHININ LOOK AT DEM BISHES THEY LYIN
so true bestie
Canadians are so silly and quirky
>>205843161'sup?
Why does /cum/ exclusively attract the most autistic euros
thinking racist thoughts rnjanny is powerless and cant stop me from doing it either
>>205850098i like them. i have a suspicion about one, but maybe i'm wrong.
do you ever go to threads in languages you don't know and translate?from /mex/>>205849541>>>205848824>No es otra mi desgracia, ni mi infortunio es otro sino que yo rogué a mi hermano que me vistiese en hábitos de hombre con uno de sus vestidos y que me sacase una noche a ver todo el pueblo, cuando nuestro padre durmiese; él, importunado de mis ruegos, condescendió con mi deseo y, poniéndome este vestido y él vistiéndose de otro mío, que le está como nacido, porque él no tiene pelo de barba y no parece sino una doncella hermosísima, esta noche, debe de haber una hora, poco más o menos, nos salimos de casa y, guiados de nuestro mozo y desbaratado discurso, hemos rodeado todo el pueblo, y cuando queríamos volver a casa, vimos venir un gran tropel de gente y mi hermano me dijo: «Hermana, ésta debe de ser la ronda: aligera los pies y pon alas en ellos, y vente tras mí corriendo, porque no nos conozcan, que nos será mal contado». Y, diciendo esto, volvió las espaldas y comenzó, no digo a correr, sino a volar; yo a menos de seis pasos caí, con el sobresalto, y entonces llegó el ministro de la justicia, que me trujo ante vuestras mercedes, adonde por mala y antojadiza me veo avergonzada ante tanta gente.>>205849848>>>205849541>no entendi, tienes panocha o pito?
Feeling like a 1l of vodka night if you know what I mean
Imagine being a sith lord and raping a virgin Jedi knightess in order to convert her
>>205846451An alcoholic wife beater deserves 1000 times more live than that lying woke kike
>>205850276
>>205849419I used to call myself an incel and hang out in the incelosphere but I found that how incel-aligned men can't fathom that other men are burdened by others, to the point they consider it an unmale experience, a little odd and contradictory to their stated beliefs.
bought helldivers 2. currently installing it.
>>205850276Holy shit yeah
>>205850276i wouldn't want to end up a sith lord because being bad never ends up well. palpatine is so cool though. wish i could shoot lightning out of my fingers.
>>205850337It has to be on the back of like 90% of players minds that this happened But then again she isn't *quite* mind broken enough. She'd probably be a whimpering puddle in the corner if she was raped
star wars is gay
semen brossss
>>205850668You're gay
>>205850668why?
>>205850668Then why do sexy alien women make my wee wee stand up
>>205850877because those are alien men(you are built for BCC)
>>205850945Big Chinese Cock?
>>205850945No they are canonically female Do NOT project
>>205850971Big Chewbacca CockBACCED.com
Star Wars? More like Soy Wars!
Parents are going to be home for the holidays This house isn't big enough for all of us.
>>205851288
love listening to ladies talk. she'll just go on and on, and you only need to frown inquisitively every now and then to keep her going.
switching from normal milk to powdered milk + sweetened condensed milk has been a huge improvement in my life>sweetened condensed milk for mixing in coffee etc>powdered milk for recipes (add water if needed)there's literally no reason to buy normal milk that goes bad in 3 days
a girl at work was telling me how she got an ear infection from sleeping with her dog and all I could think when she said it was "you just know"
>>205851481This is partially why I watch CGDCT Women can be adorable when they just prattle on, but real life women are gross and trashy so it's far less cute these days
>>205851523that is genuinely disgusting
>>205851523I believe it. A dude I knew had a huge rash all over his face and neck from sleeping with a dog, because dogs are the single biggest hygiene hazard in human households. It was one of those rashes from utter filth, I could just tell. I really think it's just that simple.
>>205851506what the fuck milk are you buying that goes bad in 3 days? maybe look at the expiration date before you buy it? i drink skim milk and it's good for 2-3 weeks
>>205851506you don't miss it being cold?
I’m on 2 weeks now of no booze, no weed, no fap. I feel like Goku in the permanent Super Saiyan state before the Cell Games.
>>205851770keep going. don't stop.
pray 4 poland
>>205851810Thanks, I’ll try. It’s not that I’ll never jack off or have a beer ever again. But I needed to regain some control in my life. It was slipping away. In my case, the weed was the biggest problem.
>>205851770it'll taper off, you don't just keep getting stronger. your sex drive will diminish quite a bit if you ignore it, wouldn't recommend becoming a total volcel but definitely good idea cutting out the weed. weed is shit and only faggots do it.
I only do edibles once a week
>>205851903>your sex drive will diminish quite a bit if you ignore itSo permanent post nut clarity? Sounds good to me
>>205851835praying for your cheese reserves too. the day may come soon when we need to invade, things are getting pretty bad up here. i hope you understand, that cheese is meant for everyone.
>>205851944you have all that farmland and you cant cultivate cheese?>canadian intelligence
>>205851938>>205851938more like permanent pre-nut confusion. your decision making will be positively and negatively affected by this. you'll suddenly find the things women have to say are more interesting, and you'll be more patient with them and their trifles. that's the pre-nut brain doing its thing. on the other hand, you'll find it's easier to focus on more complex tasks and complete them quicker. this is the absence of post-nut sleepiness. it's a tight rope walk for sure, i've done it for up to 30 days before. need to be very careful you don't let your pre-nut brain strike up some kind of relationship with a girl, because the second that nut is busted she will have about 5% of her value left.
>>205851974we use it to grow grapes for making wine and rye for making whiskey. if there's any room left we grow some potatoes or something.
Spent $150 on a prime rib roast today
>>205852060but cows make manure. Why would you NOT have cow pastures
>>205852021
>>205851903I’ll jerk off again, I’m sure. I don’t want to be a permanent no-fapper. I just need to not be a retarded gooner idiot. >>205851931That’s a fair moderation if you can hold it. For me, it was the fucking vape. Just hitting it every day and becoming (even more) retarded. I think it’s okay to enjoy these things occasionally - but only if you have the self-control to stay in moderation.
michael tier post
>>205852165In Quebec Micheal is pronounced Michel
>>205852096do cows make whiskey?
>>205852205they make Milk, which is BETTER than whiskey
>>205852236milk doesn't get you drunk or sterilize wounds or start fires so i do not believe you
i like to wear a bunch of rings
>>205852250but it tastes good, and strengthens your bones. And you can sue it to make cheese or ice cream
>>205852236you're out of your gourd.
>>205852195thats a girls name
i've never had a nocturnal emission in my life even though i've had sexy dreams before
I like to go ham on some onion rings
My aunt is here giving me shit for being unemployed and doesn't give a shit that I have triple digits of job apps sent out on my phone. I have a cert for a trade and I'm busting my ass trying to get a foot in it but she's giving me shit for not selling my soul and flipping burgers at McDonald's. This bitch has not held a job in fuckin decades. I'm doing my best to not go off because it's Christmas and I know she got me gifts and her husband just died but damn man I'm so pissed off every time that I need to interact with her. She talks so much shit about what she doesn't understand. And btw I'm living off my own savings and spend my entire day caring for my 90 year old grandma, it isn't like I'm a leech.
MILK^^^ this word is NOT what you think!in many places around the world, they have many names for milk. in france, they call it lait. but in this strange geography, it's called something different.*shows world map of english speaking countries*you might think this is just a random set of countries, but not so! these countries ALL have this ONE THING IN COMMON! their word for the protean cows give to their young is the same -- MILK.now, why do they all share the same word? see part 2 to get the answer.
>>205852350flay her and make a wright brothers airplane out of her skin
>>205852285whiskey also tastes good, and it gives me superpowers so i don't feel pain even if i break bonesmilk getting BTFO right now
>>205852378you hit the nail on the head
>>205852378*successfully wastes 24 seconds of my limited lifespan with only a promise to waste more of it*
>>205852454t. Piotr Ivanovic
sometimes i find myself on a shorts binge and the only thing that shakes me out of it is when something so fucking braindead like that turns up. i realize it was one of the stupidest fucking things i've watched and i need a breather.
>>205852550lil bro took eat my shorts serious frfr
wish i were dead
wish i was someone else (wish it was '65)
>>205852606what for?
No luck at the thrift store, but I did find an abandoned mall nearbyThe sliding doors were open and I stuck my head in, very spooky atmosphere
>>205852698if it were 1965 youd probably be en route to vietnam
I’m pretty sure I have some variety of Bipolar Disorder or Cyclothymia. But self-diagnosis is cringe, so I shall keep this to myself.
Trump betrayed RussiaPookraine
>>205852752i wish i had a lion's mane
>>205852776Now I love Trump
i wish i'd go insane
>>205852776So, the self-proclaimed anti-war candidate is going to continue to support and fund the wars in Ukraine and Gaza? Shocker.
>>205852740Dead Mall kino af, but bring a respirator. Black mould is no joke and junkies leave fent in those shitholes too.
i wish i had a hot bowl of chicken noodle soup
>>205852889The Cold War leftovers are too powerful
Trump is pro-US hegemony, of course he would
Royal Kindom
>>205852895I might go back sometime and take some pictures for yall, I'm curious what's in there
stop sexualizing my big juicy cock
It's over...
Hurt people, hurt people
>>205853048don't have to tell me twice
>>205853048real eyes realize real lies
Almost all of congress and the senate defied Trump too and passed the spending bill
We won.
you've no need for a nightlight on a light night like tonight
>canadians dont have cheese>cant but chicken noodle soupsad!
>>205851025I bet Chewbacca has a small dick, like how gorillas have 2 inch penises
American democracy is pretty much a farce. Don’t take this as an insult because our democracy is also pretty much a farce. I guess we’re probably having an election pretty soon in the New Year. I might blow a massive cum load on my ballot. Leave that shit dripping, jah feel?
I have a good job that pays well
>>205853199>cheeseyou are brown
>>205853199buy*
>>205853199>>205853242embarrassing
helo, how's the christmas prep going
aw hell nah, not the autist who thinks cheese is too spicy and accuses everyone of being latinx
>>205853044did Trudeau resign? I thought theyre kicking the can for 3 months
>>205853253
>>205853233>republicans didn't walk lock-step with the leader, so that means democracy failed
>>205853288he'll never leave ever until israel says to go so the goyim can think they won
im a creep
>>205853293
>>205853288No resignation. But likely non-confidence coming soon. Unless Singh crawls back up Trudeau’s brapper, which wouldn’t be that surprising.
>>205853233we aren't a democracy stupid indian bitch
>>205853369muttbros... our response?
>>205853369
>>205853399>smelling like dog surgeryLmao that one got me
>>205853432
it's honestly incredible how we got invaded by a country we dont share a border with
>>205853464
>>205853492would love someone here to strangle me to death
How many bubblegums to cover the semll for my dad
>>205853525have sex incel chud
Anyone in Canada notice how NONE of the media outlets are talking about the Christmas festivities in Germany? Flipped on the TV, opened Youtube homepage, etc. and the only stories are about some chug related shit or Trudeau's cabinet shuffle lol.Maybe they just didn't hear about it?
>>205853553strangulation and asphyxiation is a part of sex for me
>>205853579indians dont have christmas they have krishna mass sacrifices
>>205853488We’re so retarded it’s unreal. There aren’t that many where I live (yet), but I was behind one at the grocery store yesterday. The smell was actually preposterous. I’d rather sit downwind from a septic tank.
>>205853629>Preposterous: Contrary to nature, reason, or common sense; irrational; glaringly absurd; nonsensicalDo you expect them to smell good?
>>205853492lol
> I’d rather sit downwind from a septic tank.
>>205853488
>>205853629>weIt is a generational thing. Boomers voted for this shit, everyone else inherited their mistakes. It's up to us to clean it all up now and ensure things like property doesn't change hands into jeet ownership.
>>205853699
>>205853681No, but I didn’t think it would be THAT bad lol. How can somebody stink that bad through a parka?
how many indians are actually in canada. first and second gen
>>205853781
>>205853781turbans are so fucking stupid it's like they have zero self awareness for how incredibly gay they look in those things
>>205853790No idea. I know there are 43 million blacks in the US alone. Imagine that for just a second.
>>205853820
lol canadian police
>>205853850>more than the entire population of Canada
>>205853865
>>205853850so?
>when you HATE N******s so you shoot the president so he cant deport them back to africa
>so?
throw some numbers at me
>>205853987There are close to 40 million Americans living at or below the poverty line.
>>205853934
>>205853979massive kek
>>205853850I’m not sure how many Indians we have either. But I would trade all of them in a one-for-one deal for American blacks.
>>205854056
once again blasting the charlie brown christmas album
>>205854039
>>205854122I don't think it's fair to make fun of the child
>>205854148
>>205854175too much words
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734810657917340.webm
>>205854160it shouldnt have chosen to be brown, shouldve asked for a refund
I would like to know how many Indians were allowed to enter our country after the Humboldt Broncos bus crash. Our government hasn’t even deported that company owner and driver. Shameful.
waiting for the moment when it will be alright to summarily execute billionaires and their families
>>205854267its always alright, they just have the police in their back pocket
>>205854222>I CANT READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>205854243>>205854160>>205854122https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o8jrhF6UK8
>>205854312
sneezed
>>205854292hey.... I recognize this
>>205854240holy shit lol'd
>>205854260Nor will he be deported kek. If anything his entire extended family and their extended family (just about 500k hindiuans) will be allowed into your country.
>Qualifications: 3+ years of experience in...
Canadian National Anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn-iy8HOuZo
>>205854395
>>205854312Still my favourite comedian despite all the masturbating and whatnot.
>>205854461based indian
>>205854260>Humboldt Bus Crash>8 years agoDamn :(
>>205854422just liewe're never going to be the visajeets with their fake resumes if we don't lie so just lie
43 million of these things
>>205854515gal in the top middle looks hispanic
>>205854487I think they prefer Russell Peters lol
>>205854515>tfw no midnight kween
>unknown number of these skilled workers
the sheer amount of indians on the planet is unsettling
just ripped a truly foul fartgagging on the air atm
>>205853127Hormones aren't injected into the arm/IV.It's clear that the person who made this isn't trans.
>>205854643>canindian trannyyikes, bad look saars
>>205854602Really this is what it all boils down to. We definitely don't want them here, but they cause so much damage no matter where they are. India is borderline uninhabitable at this point, it's an open air sewer with garbage everywhere. The few tiny places that aren't yet ruined (i.e. deep jungles) are infested with snakes and tigers that will fucking munch you. They still have BUBONIC PLAGUE in India. Let that sink in. The Black Death is an annual occurrence in India.
I think we can agree all negroes and Indians need to go back from the great continent of North AmericaAnd Mexico must go back to South America as well
>>205854777trips of truth
>>205854777What do we do about the chug menace?
>>205854777ok but none of that is going to happen
>>205854777but but the doctors and and lawyers and engineers?! think of the pensions! think of the poor stock holders that need slaves for their corporations! what are you nahtzee???!
>>205854823We could put them on reservations out in the middle of nowhere.
>>205854823Idc about jewkraine>>205854834>nothing ever happens except brown invasions but that's nothing>>205854862but but but nigga sirs!
>>205854899Intriguing. Try this out and let me know how it goes.
We can exterminate the Indian menace with soap and we can exterminate the Negro menace with children's swimming pools or small puddles
I banged an Indian chick once. But she didn’t have an accent, so I think she was second gen.
if india is a superpower how come half of canada and half of uk is indian?
>>205854992>I put my dick in a creature with 3 shitholes
convince me not to go buy frozen onion rings
>>205855056costs more than it would cost to make your own and has red 40 and rapeseed oil in it
Why are you guys so obsessed with India so much.We are unironically living rent free in your heads lol
>indians could replace the entire non-indian population of the EU, uk, usa, canada and still have like half a billion indians in india to start popping out 50 streetshitters per woman
Oh boy
>>205855090I dont have a fryer or an onion
>>205854992I think Canada lost this round>>205855103>sir!!!!!
>>205855103you're disgusting and inferior to us in every way. acknowledging this doesn't mean you're being obsessed over--we fucking hate you.
We're all in here>>205854523
>>205855056Do not go buy frozen onion rings
>>205855103>go to the gas stationindian at the counter>go to subwayindian owner, indian employees>go to workhundred indians soon to replace me>go to shartmartindians indians indians>get home60 indians moved to the 2 bedroom home next door>waste collection is todayguess who. indians>amazon package delivery yep. indian>food deliveryyeah. uberjeet>call tmobile customer serviceindiani could go on all day
>>205855103>We are unironically living rent free in your heads lolYes, and also in my country you fucking leeches need to get out.2025 will be the year of Delete the Jeet.
>>205855103>WeYou live in India. No gripes with you guys over there.
>>205855273>>205855273>>205855273bump limit soon
>>205855285Too early
Chicken noodle soup anon here. My wish came true and now I have chicken noodle soup. Life might be better than you think.
india lost
it's warm enough to walk to the store :)
>>205855403>>205855403>>205855403
>>205855103they hate us cause they aint us
>>205855466ima inject the contents of my balls into your sister
who in their right mind would want to be indian keke
>>205850156I don't understand.
