Fuck early faggots>>205843638
california edition
did you purge the other thread so you can have your fag elon thread as the main one?
lol
>>205855504me in the yellow
>>205855403makes me feel all warm and fuzzy to know that this fucking faggot is gonna get Gaddafi'd within 12 months
>>2058555812 more weeks
>>205855581god willing
>>205855581why tho
so you are mad that indians are winning in life and you are not?
>>205855504>gifaint clicking dat
>he thinks trumps government won't go through after he was obviously chosen to lead the "rise of the far right" to control the oppositionsweet summer child..
>>205855403The day this faggot gets his brain blown out will become an international holiday
Wait, Trump fans don’t like Elon either? Who even likes him then?
>rise of the far rightdidnt realise we had 14 year olds in cum
>>205855731you didnt realize the news has been chirping about barely center moderates or barely past center of right "conservatives" being far right for over a decade? maybe you should learn to read>trump is hitler>pierre is hitler>argentinian trump is hitlerfuck they called bush hitler in the 2000sstupid goyim
Thread theme because it's raining where I livehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IZUH7o08uMM&pp=ygUWZ3JleSBkYXkgdGhlIGd1ZXNzIHdobw%3D%3D
I have a "handsome Squidward face" but in an unimaginably ugly, hideous way.
>>205855799>The Guess WhoGood shit, my friend.
every time i click on a song posted in /cum/ it's a dissapointment
it drizzled for all of 10 minutes here this morning
why are browns so brown (loud)
>>205855905
>>205855866https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SCzVEUlqqA
>>205855866You're too American to get it
>>205855866What kind of music do you like, anon? I will try to find something Canadian you’ll like. And if I fail, then I will seppuku.
>>205855905They love to fiesta
>driving down the main street minding my business>guy lurches out in the middle of street, no crosswalk marked or unmarked>yells at me "THANKS BUD!"you're a jaywalking big faggot retard and I should have slammed into you goddamn boomer fuck
>>2058560304chan is parent
>driving down the sidewalk in my turban>guy lurches out in the middle of the sidewalk, instead of walking in the road like a civilized brahmin>yells at me "SIR!!!"you're a chud who should give me more housing and i should not have delivered you my finest curry you bastard shitcock
why do cats dip their paws into water and then lick the water from the paw?
>be american>kneel for bbc
>be canadian>be indian/thread
robert tier post
so true
>>205856244
>>205856359
when the captcha got alternating letters and numbers that be the shit that piss you off most
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734810657917340.webm
>>205855644cringe boomer memeseither he ups his game or it's gaddafi time
>>205856407so true bestie
>>205856406uh can't breeeeeeeeeeve
>>205856407>alternate>increase by letter>now it has a slideronly a matter of time before it's twitter arkose challenges that never fucking workcaptcha is bad enough because it'll fail multiple times in a row even if it's perfectly correct
Stop spreading indian hate pls :(
>>205856467
Just learned Canadians can't apply to the US diversity visa program FUCK
>>205856555Ded, Dead, and Deadie
Ok fair
>>205856590audibly laughedyou're alright leaf lets bury the hatchet like we buried floyd>>>/wsg/5764088
>>205856707My takeaway is, either don't let illegals win or stfu
>>205856527heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya OWOWOWOWOWOWO
>i can't breave, i can't breave. nein, nein, nein
Actually there is some heya hoya music I do quite like, if I must be frankhttps://youtu.be/4sCenUZZM9w?si=ZsJjGVgBN7WPedPs
im getting cabin fever
red man LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE fire water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
should I take shrooms and try to handmake some Christmas bags or should I just get off my ass and get some Christmas shopping done
>>205856896take some shrooms and try to handmake some christmas bags and try to do some christmas shopping while walking on your hands
>>205856750*starts raining*
>>205856818I thought Chilliwack was a bunch of white guys.
>>205856967I can try but it's quite cold and I haven't glovesbut no pain no gain
>>205856896don't buy anything and tell your family your muslim and then start screaming and cut the head off a pig in the living room
>>205857025make sure you have your ass out too
that girl from Point Break (1991) is such a babe. damn
>>205857077you got a thing for tomboys?
>>205857047I would never deny the almighty glory of god>>205857048wouldn't be a saturday afternoon otherwise
George Soros dead at 94
>>205857178i wish but its funny how all that young blood therapy cant get them over 100
Rickey Henderson actually died and that’s sad. Greatest lead-off hitter and baserunner of all time.
I'm not autistic
>>205857137i got a thing for hot bitches man.
>>205857159>I would never deny the almighty glory of godPBUH
>>205857317you got a rock hard 2 inch pricker for those (...)boys
alka seltzer doing its thing
>>205857159>I would never deny the almighty glory of godgood.God is love
>>205857254what the fuck, he fucking didI am sad, funny Rickey story herehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y6fXyijer8M
>>205857463Great story, thanks for posting.
>>205857254Inshallah my Sacramento A's will win it for him this season
>>205857452>tfw you're at the Christmas Market and a guy starts speaking German
I'm gonna get laid tonight
so basically i worship this billionaire dude just becuase he says the gamer word and he blames jews for everything so basically hes my idol from now on
>>205857590don't forget the rope and duct tape in case she's a biter
>>205857590get laid down in bed after heavy drinking at the pueblo pub
>>205857573It’s a shame they won’t be bow to honour him at the Oakland Coliseum. I hope the A’s do find some success in their new homes.
>>205857712hopefully the vegas deal falls through(looking mroe and more likely) and they can stay in Sac, so NorCal can keep somewhat of a rivalry going and oakland/east bay fans can still go to games
>>205855403So tired of being socially retarded autism subhuman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ype12RuDJ4k
>>205857712>be bowbe able*I stroked out while typing>>205857776Interesting - I didn’t know the Vegas deal was in doubt. I wouldn’t mind seeing them stay in Sacramento.
Tesla issues major recall of almost 700,000 vehicles over warning system fault
what do normies mean when they say a girl was giving you the look or that she was waiting for one to go talk to her. what the fuck does that even mean
Rickey Henderson quotes> “Nothing’s impossible for Rickey. You don’t have enough fingers and toes to count out Rickey.”>“Rickey was never motivated by stats. He was motivated by numbers. Wins, runs, steals.”>“This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”>“Rickey got a big ranch. Rickey got a big bull. Rickey got horses. Rickey got chickens and everything. And Rickey got a 20-gallon hat.”>“Rickey don’t like it when Rickey can’t find Rickey’s limo.”>“Rickey doesn’t have albums, Rickey has CDs.”In the early 1980s, the Oakland A’s accounting department was freaking out. The books were off $1 million. After an investigation, it was determined Rickey was the reason why. The GM asked him about a $1 million bonus he had received and Rickey said instead of cashing it, he framed it and hung it on a wall at his house.This one happened in Seattle. Rickey struck out and as the next batter was walking past him, he heard Henderson say, “Don’t worry, Rickey, you’re still the best.”Henderson once fell asleep on an ice pack and got frostbite – which forced him to miss three games — in mid-August.Rickey once asked a teammate how long it would take him to drive to the Dominican Republic.
can someone please be my sponsor I really want to immigrate
>>205857814CUck move. The based thing to do would be to ignore it and let the cars burn their owners alive.On a related note, how do Americucks cope with knowing their beloved EV earth saving magic machine was made by an ebil MAGA chud Trumper? Are leftoids short circuiting yet?
>>205855403'em
>>205857800fisher is being a bitch and begging people to buy shares in the team, plus vegas is already hesitant on footing the bill for the stadium. Not to mention they have a lawsuit going with the teachers union in Vegas.
>>205857879sent :^)
>>205857590just got to hit her with the:https://voca.ro/1lRQ4fJQtJMT
>>205857889um EVs are patriotic and american because george soros says so in the bible or however the petrodollar is exchanged
How do I make the pain stop
>>205857862lol what a legend
>>205857814you know when they say recall it's just media clickbait the software just updates in your driveway
>>205857968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr7z1YiAWiI
>>205858040I only have one garbage bag window, so I’m still good.
>>205857590same, family’s in town
He missed Maryland, Illinois, Michigan and New York for the blackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgNSA5F6XIk
i have decided to indefinitely postpone my suicide, although i haven't completely ruled out committing it at a later date.
the reason why indian hate is so over the top compared to hatred of other ethnic groups is because they are successful
>>205857976he was one of the most unique individuals on the planetI don't have many autographs, but I got his auto, Sparky Anderson, Roger Maris, OJ Simpson, Nolan Ryan, and Oscar Gamble
I for one am not enjoying having to restart windows explorer every time I want to take a screenshot
>>205858328Say what you will about hygiene, crime, infrastructure, etc. of India, but you have to admit, they take their education very seriously.
>>205858387if this were the case they could speak English without sounding like retards.
we gave indians their dose of hate already. go seek atention elsewhere pajeet
Can someone please post the picture of the asian girl with the angle that makes it look like she has a huge head on tiny legs?Neither /deutsch/ nor /brit/ have been able to help me
>>205858408English is still an official language in India. It's just that they speak a different form of it than Americans/British/Canadians/Australians/etc. do. How come I never hear people complaining about Jamaican English?
>>205858433
Babyfark McGeezax
>>205858460cause you can understand Jamaican english, dummy. and also every call center isn't there so you don't have to listen to ranjeet butcher simple sentences and not understand the most basic requests
Doin the cockroach
I don't care if there's 600 million indians with iqs above 200 who can levitate buildings using telekinesis i do not fucking want them in my country
>>205858529>cause you can understand Jamaican english, dummy.okhttps://youtu.be/dW2MmuA1nI4
>>205858578We won.
haven't seen any deer in days, they've been nocturnal lately
luv Kristi Noem me
>>205858578dangerously based
>>205858433go to /brit/ right now, it's been posted multiple times
>>205858578indian IQ of 200 converts to about 115 so nty
>go to /brit/i would rather cut my own testicles and swallow them
If you only ever browsed reddit you would think no one in the country would EVER vote Trump yet here we are. These people are delusional, and their delusions disconnect them from the rest of the world.
>>205858680Same here kid, worst general on 4chan.
>>205858650friend i told you the ones you posted aren't what i'm looking for.
>>205858593this is a CERTIFIED hood classic
>>205858756thinking of getting a VPN just so can have a normal chat here without looking like an intruder
>best I can do is BIG NATO and unlimited weapons to Ukraine
why does Elon make people seethe
ELON MOX
>>205858756I don't think that person knows how a normal distribution works.
>>205858756ftfy
gets 'em EVERY time
>>205858830This person does
>>205858815because the only people he lets himself get browbeaten by are jews. everyone else is suspiciously fair game for the autist
>>205858830why are you so bad at math buddy /cum/ is THE smartest general go back to 5th grade bucko
>>205858756>>205858827>>205858830>>205858845ftf(Y)
>>205858825DONAL TROM
>>205858863ermmm... shut up libtard he's literally god duke and saving the west and free speech and freedoms
>>205858887there was a nerd in here studying applied physics lol
>>205858894ftf(You)
>/shitty/
If you're an adult male who doesn't own at least one gun you are not a man.
>>205858931i can see him grinning ear to ear knowing that this kind of ragebait will net him millions from ad revenue. not to mention the seethe he will cause.
>>205858931
>>205858970My penis is slightly over 6.5 inches long erect. im good.
tfw your penis is curved horizontally
Spent $400 on "audiophile" headphones can't tell the fucking difference from my $20 amazon ones
>>205858986I said shut up libtard
>>205858970New programming drop from Tim Hortons. The coffee cup art. Cookies with feet are being used to represent ethnic groups. The brown cookie is standing on top of the white and Jew cookie. A metaphor, what could it mean. Theres also a girl cookie and its face is covered in a white glaze, she was decorating a tree and got tangled up. Then there’s a moon behind the tree that’s white and yellow, emitting a wifi signal. Thats us writing about the chink genocide I guess. Looks so bad when they depict sexual accomplishment, so they put a star above the facial cookie, a reference to it being fake. Nobody has sex, which is the number 1 code of conduct in the propaganda industry.
>ATFbooru is back up
>>205859018same, wanna pic 4 pic?
>>205859053>not verticallyYou lost. Bananachads won.
do americans really not say bye on the phone like in movies where they just hung up
I got a 7incher, but its kinda thin
>>205859081Post pics please
>>205859101byepeacetake it easybye byeall valid and yes we say them
Smile at a homeless person. Talk to him.Jerk him off. It costs nothing.
>>205858970What am I
>>205859081I dont recognize the tree decorating metaphor. Havent talked to a bitch in 15 years. Are girls doing things? What’s a tree symbolize, and the act of decorating it? Most likely a reference to female employment, but they end up getting covered in their coworkers jizz and overwhelmed with their job duties. Lots of propaganda targeted towards female incompetence in the work place. Probably one of the ways to frustrate a bitch is to tell her she sucks at working.
smell ya later
my cute and nice russian friend is going to visit a church today and send me pictures
>>205859162i think the post was pretty clear
I went to Riverside last year and there was not a single girl who wasn't a complete cutie.
>>205859089my penor is curved vertically but not like that. the whole thing sticks straight up from the base instead of curving up halfway down the shaft
>>205859300at telling me what I amn’t
>I went to southern california last yearmy condolences
>>205859308i went to Manchester and it was filled with old people and drug addicts
>>205859107
>>205858970I saw two cops with guns out yesterday. It was the first time IRL I've ever seen a weapon.
>>205859327you're probably a troon so you'll never be a woman, but also you'll never be a man just a sadsack freak that everyone finds disgusting.sad
>>205859347how old are you?
I went to london and there were many, many blacksBerlin had lots of ay-rabs
>>205859327thou arst a n'gger howbeitever
>>205859310we're missing like an inch of length.. it's over..
>>205859380ALHOWTHOUGHEVERBEIT
>>205859333That's like saying I went to skid row and it was full of ...
>>20585936736
>>205859347>>205859367
>>205859101no we say 'bye' and it's actually a very annoying and awkward social convention
I went to London and my first time on the tubes some fat drunk guy kept yelling about Chelsea FC
>>205859308You should try this areaIts the California eugenics program area basically, some of the richest people in the country live here, so naturally has some of the cutest girlsAlso lots of ex and current pornstars though so watch out
>>205859468rentboys, innit
>>205859398wat the FUCK I'd actually have a pretty yuge cock then, 7.5 that would be bretty big right
>>205859113The star is half white and half yellow, but the yellow is speckling onto the white. Definitely a mention of a fake Japanese genocide through white sexpats. They’re saying it’s not real. The speckle metaphor. Hnngggg….. -_-. using 100% of my activated almonds here. No clue, it’s lost on me. Might be another sex reference to cum. Like theyre actually accidentally making more 11s. 11 itself is a metaphor actually about the desire to remove Japan from the map, but it not being very significant. Probably because whites just fuck them out without any resistance given long enough.
>>205859500No.
>>205859489i used to live in santa barbara and i swear to god i saw dana vespoli driving around in a beat up sedan one time
I coulda been a contenderI coulda been somebodyInstead of a bum, which is what I am
NPR tiny desk concerts used to be good now they sold out and it's just hip hop shit
>>205859465This is mostly lies, by the way. You can read Brottsbalken for yourself.
>>205859468fuckin chelshit, scar sam fackin goals
>now anon, you cant masturbate until mommy unlocks your cage on christmas morning, ok?how do you respond?
>>205859568yes mommy, of course mommy, thank you mommy
>>205859568PLEASE SANAI NEED TO FUCKING CUMAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
girl dinner
>>205859113Only the girl is decorating. Everyone else is playing around. They do this a lot to flip the table, they claim women are having the hardest time as an average. And if you see a woman outside, shes there because of business and is very busy and overwhelmed compared to a statistically average male counterpart. Just go to where fat bitches are, theyre always sitting somewhere they can eat sweets. Lmao im not talking to one of these gross Canadian whores who’ve been eating Satans ass the whole time. They can’t depict women to the upper class royalty like us, that’s why they use these wild claims basically, or else theyd just look stupid.
I NEED SEX
Made one>>205859446
nothin better to itch your balls than the ole' pinch and roll
>>205859634hope it gets deleted
>>205859568UWU
>>205859613>SSRI, estrogen, opium
never been in a confrontation never saw the point
>>205859613why is it with women and eagerly consuming prescription chemicalswho told them its mandatory for a woman to be like this
>>205859632The humiliation of sexual desire is a propaganda method targeted at birthrates. Makes more or less of you broadcast a message like that to a billion humans. Im betting on less, being told you can’t do something wouldnt make more people do it. In India they tell them they can do it. In Canada, they tell us we can’t. They pay people to say it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FRICKIN LIBTARDS
>>205859785>who told them its mandatory for a woman to be like thisjews
serenading some chicken for dinner
>>205859836Based crooner
mommy is bringing me donuts and beer :D
For me, it's the VehiCROSS.
going to shower brb
>>205859795love this autist
Drunk af again Didnt learn anything
>>205859917that is actually a pretty good reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnrD3eabWd4what the fuck? imagine Trump doing Hot Ones this is retarded
so we all agree that Aussies have qt accents yeah?
i wanna fuck a lesbian so bad
>>205859917I play as the girl because theyre cute
>>205859965>9 days agothis guy is really scrounging for support and relevancy lmao
>>205859917my dark souls 3 character was a hot sexo mama qti posted her on the dark souls general in vg and everyone clapped
>>205859974no chud
>>205859965He's akshually probably doing that because after the election the libshits thought they lost the election because kamballo didn't go on Rogan and Mr T did. However, kamallo isn't interesting so she couldn't do Rogan, she's boring.
>>205860016>>205860009>>205859951you're a transexual
if your os end with rs you arent human
Rich people are actually the cheapest motherfuckers you will ever meet. It's actually disgusting how stingy they are with money despite having shitloads.
>>205860037many transsexuals on /cum/ these days. sad!
nigga you ae brazilian
ok im going to shower fr this time
>ae
>>205859917I played female in Fallout 4 because the voice actress was better
>>205860059whats wrong with Old School Runescape?
>>205860064maybe that's why they're rich while you're a serf
>>205860114Sure you did sweetie
Theyre astroturfing hobby and porn, quick jack off and open up RuneScape before I get ya
>>205860064This has not been my experience with actual rich people
>>205859917
>>205860119>GE>no run energy update>every update is just adding more ways to afk>communtiy doesnt interact with each other at all>trying super hard to be RS3 again adding a bunch of shit the community usually shoots down in community polls
North American feet!
>>205860186that's...literally me...wtf
>unsolicited eye rape
*stares at you like a mexican eyeing a plate of chili rellenos*
Just murder the motherfucking shit out of me lads
>>205860360orale!!!!
>ladsFOB
>205860374>lads
I have no home
>>205860399>>205860426why are you all so mean to our guests?
>>205860432can you get a refund for being a zoomer
>>205860448this is /cum/, not /shit/
'guests' implies foreigners are welcome (they're not)
>>205860448>guestwe're full pablo, put the burqa on and go comfort him
/semen/
>>205860475I’m in gen y
You just dont care I guess. I'll just idk go into this bathtub and whatever
>>205860539why would i care you have a bunch of murderers already go ask them
syria egypt macedonia estonia nicaragua
brits >>>/out/hues >>>/out/alcoholic arabic frenchies >>>/out/jeets >>>/out/
>>205860525a good way to protect your permanent teeth is with semen
When we kissed and held hands It meant the world to me Just a regular friday to youMy bad
last time americans gave a shit about the french they dragged us into a war in vietnamnever trust a frog
>french That's news to me
>>205860612>Anon, I...
>>205860612what about when france didn't go into iraq with you and then you tried to rename french fries to freedom fries
>>205855604That's funny as fuck, but it should have an * after the word coin.
do you ever just pick out a cd of an artist you don't know anything about on a gamble and you listen to it and you actually actively dislike it a lot even more than an average dislike for you
>>205860162the diff between what you 2 experienced is old money and new money for the most part, but everybody is different
>>205860679>our fries are called pootine
>>205860600
>>205860689I go around my local music store and take pictures of the interesting looking covers so I can pull them up on youtube when I get home
>>205860689>cdbro never left the early 2000s
>>205860706idgi
bout to take a nasty sick poo
>>205860727im talking about music that doesnt exist on the internet
>>205860728I like owning a physical thing that I can keep forever
California is a bad state
>>205860774YOU VILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY
>>205860774just download it from the internet
>>205860797very non-hispanic opinion, suspicious
>>205855675>he thinks the "far right" wasn't just a fear mongering tacticGrim, considering "far right" is being used to label ever centre-right politician in the western world, even though they were never previously labelled that way even if they've been in government for decades.All while ignoring the fact that they're nothing like the actual "far right" governments of the world, and how the western politicians are nothing like them.The "far right" is a label that your side put on the entirety of the right-wing, and probably lumped a lot of centrists into it as well..
California es uno stato male, o algo
>>205859965ive never watched a single microsecond of any of these soyboy series
>>205860127that's "rich" coming from someone who lives in a corrugated steel shack
vietnam is like this eggthe white leaves the yellow stays
>>205860832you're not disagreeing you just didn't understand the context of quotation marks
happy kwanzaa to my nubian brothas and sistas
>>205860701This. Old money are quite generous, they've never thought about it and always had it so there's no inclination to be an asshole.New money have a weird sense of entitlement and try to squeeze every penny from every thing they do in life, it's awful to deal with them.
>>205860804I understand your thinking, but owning a cd is what I like
>>205860883absolutely done him
>>205860939QUIT HAVING FUN
>>205856707Not really. Injuns were murdering and enslaving each other the entire time. Drugs might be the only debatable point, because the injuns lived in makeshift tents, and had no ability to produce drugs.All they could do was smoke weed occasionally and some of them eat a cactus.
>replying to ancient bait
>>205860993The J is actually a symbol for baiting. And English is as written with this concept. Every word that uses a J, actually means something is being baited.
>>205860900I'm saying that Trump has never been part of the "far right", because he's a centrist to centre-right.You also aren't showing what I misunderstood. You just asserted that I did.
wish i could one day do peyote
>>205860911Go away socialists, your made up suversion holiday will never subvert us.
>>205861050>trump has never been part of the far rightnobody said he was just that the news always say he is
>>205861099>>205861099>>205861099
>>205861093God talks about peyote a lot, it’s really fucking stupid bitch. It’s not humor. Kill yourself.
>>205860714Take care lil nigga
ring wraiths in the grocery bags again
