weef edish
fucking state of that
>+ /cum/fuck off with this shit
GIRLyou walk like a BITCH
business idea: instead of buying toilet paper women can hire me to clean them out at half the cost of toilet paper
get the fucking boxing on lads
>>205854577Suck my fucking dick bro!
fucking States of America
optimising life as it were
>>205854523>Did that tree just speak>Or was it you?
camp man outside going OOH OOH OOH
Im lying on my resume wayhay! hahahahWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>205854523bet the sex is crazy
i might have genuinely had a heart attack last weekarm went limp, lost vision and passed out. did quite a lot of sniff and drank that nightany point going to doctors still given i am not dead?
Might mince down to Lidl for more booze
>>205854645She looks like she will ride you until your dick falls off
>>205854648nah, do even more drugs
>>205854581lorde when she was 10
>>205854603Nothing's happening for ages
>>205854648Best thing to do is let the body heal in peace probably
Oh cool I don't have to look at two threads and switch vpns
>>205854636FO- *sees the title*Carry on.
love love love the rain
Posted in old cuz thought this wasn't the thread lol >>205854679
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!
>>205854523>/brit/ + /cum/
A very warm welcome to our transatlantic cousins!
>>205854523>oldworlders in my cumheresy. i condemn this.,
>>205854750HEAR HEAR
auntlington and sistercester are coming back over tonight... I've already washed the sheets, but should I tell them no?
>>205854523>Get stress or anxious >Immediately wanna abuse a stimulant of psychactive drugI been sober for over a year why do I wanna do that stuff again
for me it's XMD 5a
Of course you know what it's all about these days don't you?
>>205854666nah mr satan im thinking more of weird stuff including crystals and definitively a finger up the ass
/brit/ and /cum/ finally both coming together in perfect harmony. :3
I’ve eaten poo.
chinky buffet time
anyone got some incredibly boring information about their life (also known as a blog) for me?
>>205854737NO! I left cum to get away from the fats and been invited formally makes it so my presence isn't a fun little treat to brighten up the British folk's day
>>205854785Because going sober is retarded, doing abit of let or speed or coke every now and again is the way to go, just don't get lost in the sauce
>>205854814currently sitting down but might get up soon
its funny how /pol/ ignores right wing whores and hyperfixates on lefty hippie cunts like this wench and greta and AOC
Do Americans also volunteer to put the washing on just so they can sneak a whiff of their mum's knickers before they put them in the machine?
Narrowed it down to 3 films>Jurassic Park>Raiders of the Lost Ark>ElfWhich one should I watch lads?
>>205854860Home alone 2
>>205854848>right wing whoresLike who?
the scrandemic
Britain's future is Indians and Black people uniting against muslim immigration to protect neo-British culture
>>205854860kidulthood (2006)
>>205854860Konosuba
>>205854603Can’t be arsed tho
this is a Full American
>>205854814I was hungover today but not too bad. Vomited once really quickly. After a nap a shower and a big shit I felt better. I have done nothing else today and have not left the house.
>>205854894get it on you cunt
>>205854814Cuz I'm sick this week, the girl I've been seeing has been coming over and making me dinner every night and making sure I get plenty of rest and liquids to get back into tiptop shape in time for Christmas. We're not even official or nothing.
>>205854860Elf for Zooey and the Peter Dinklage scene
The best two adaptations of A Christmas Carol either have an American as Scrooge [A Christmas Carol (1984)] or Americans as Muppets [The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)]
>>205854799Where’s the problem?
>>205854871Eva, Tomi Lahren, that FAS German bitch
>>205854915make it official then you stupid cunt
got the derry girls on
Jenna could use some /cum/
>>205854876Cream or custard? Or some other sauce?
>>205854935love her new haircut omg
>>205854902Wouldn't make an American full THOUGH.
mental innit bruv oi meight you havin a laugh minge fish chips cuppa tea
>>205854966just banana
>>205854935P E N GENG
>>205854909Fine ok
>>205854938No idea who you're talking about.
>no football on Monday>no football on Tuesday>no football on Wednesdayyou christians are pissing man off kmt
>>205854976it will for 2 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpevyPrwIio&list=PL453FC8D567281DB6&index=8Rorke twerking that wee arse of his
>>205854979lmao yeah. We do say that
>>205854947Might do. She has been especially lovely to me. Wasn't expecting goths to be so nice and sweet. Thought it was against their religion or something
>>205854981Why you eating it in a bowl with a fork? Pointless waste of time and resources.
>>205854902None of this food is American.
Right Wing Mewing Squads
>>205855042enjoy your banana fingers
>>205855029u wot pint o the black stuff
>>205855027This song always played when my dad chased me with the belt.
Mousey has arrived, like a vampire invited across the threshold of a doorway
>>205854950clare is the fittest derry girl
>>205855058the Lord God invented a natural wrapper for the banana
>>205854984Captain America's love interest changing from Ashley Johnson to his literal niece was a bigger downgrade
>>205855064That's the most liked comment x
>>205854902Since when do you lot have crisps
>>205855079what am i fucking monkey
>>205855060ayup ayup, we'll be having none of that now lad!
>>205855085
>>205855094Got banned from Chester zoo last time I tried that
derry girls fuckpig gets her kit off in bridgerton cor corrr
>>205854955what kind of cum
>>205855034imagine paying for this ogre's content
>>205855079Thought this was about foreskins haha
>>205855116African variety
just seen a gourge mountain selling for 15 millionif 150 /brit/posters threw in 100 grand each, we'd all have ownership of it for 2-3 days every yearimagine how much puss we'd be swimming inlet's consider it at least
So are we all excited for 28 Years Later then? I know I am, loved the first two me.
>>205855114i wanna get dominated by the bossy onemaybe while the main girl shoves a dildo up the bum
>>205855073Sistergrad kinda looks like her
>>205855035Fuckin show off bet she’s fit as well
favourite comment of the year
>>205854938>Tomi Lahrenliterally haven't heard this name in years
Were any of you lads NOT hit with a belt growing up?
>>205855153pegged by michelle while clare and erin scissor
detest my stupid shit life
cronem shoving baton down katys neck shes wearin braces dem elastic bands tight around baton x
hawk tuah girl scamming people and shorting shitcoinsnormie bros how could this happen
>>205855114why is there such an urge to put non-white people in historically white settingsit's just queerQueen Charlotte in that show is black based on a dubious rumour that a Portuguese ancestor of hers 5 centuries prior MIGHT have had a fling with a MoorEven if it was Kunta Kinte and the rumour were true, 5 centuries of bleaching would have made that invisiblejust queerqueer queer queer
>>205855144want to pull her tit out and wrap my mouth around it
>>205855176my dad was too busy being dead to hit me
>>205855167Thanks mate
terrifying
>>205855224when cronem says hi on her livestream
>>205855257observed her breasts
>>205855216chill out rorke it's just a tv show
>>205855257should have obligated her to do more
Best /brit/ moments 2024
>>205855176I got a thick wooden spoon.Biked a lot, me. Daddington broke it over my ass when I was 4. All further utensils were used solely for food.
>indians could replace the entire non-indian population of the EU, uk, usa, canada and still have like half a billion indians in india to start popping out 50 streetshitters per woman.
>>205855167it's crass, vulgar and paints the rest of /brit/ in a bad light to outsiders
>>205855257understandable to be terrified around creepy pasty timmies
>>205855277calm down ranjesh
>>205855277What's the procedure to roam with her
>>205855278Any posts that is related to Jenna Coleman and her Coalmen
>>205855257nude scenes in films shouldn't be allowed
>>205855278I liked it when that lad said he might move to China
>>205855296you will never touch a white girls pink pussy lol
>>205855294reckon she shits with someone else's ass me
Of late, the Social Democratic Philistine has once more been filled with wholesome terror at the words ‘Dictatorship of the Proletariat.’ Well and good, gentlemen, do you want to know what the Dictatorship looks like? Look at the Paris Commune
https://voca.ro/11vmyrUWUkN2
>>205855332whyd he do it
>nude scenes in films shouldn't be allowed
>>205855294it's actually the best antidote to coomposters and slags. just ask if they shit with that arse and the tables turn.
>>205855331CWLTSHC
>>205855332don't understand this language but this cat gets me
might open ginberg, might notwho knows
any of you watched this show? it is pretty good
>>205855340step one complete now where's my shovel
>>205855331wouldnt mind a tranny gf if she looked like this
brit really is like 70iq damnare you all indians and pakis?
https://voca.ro/11tesABQ2Evt
>>205855384looks terrible but I recognise 3 peopleLolly Adefope - Season 4 of TaskmasterCharlotte Ritchie - Season 11 of TaskmasterKiell Smith-Bynoe - Season 15 of TaskmasterI don't watch UK TV outside of Taskmaster (and even that I had to drop due to Rosie Jones)
>>205855433/brit/ is the only general with confirmed 150 IQ Mensa members actually.
>>205855368>ÇokI know that word lol
>>205854562implying you wouldn't the worship her
>>205855396David Wise music is GOATed
>>205855459what the fuck is taskmaster
>>205855461pfff haha
>>205855369Allen Ginberg is always open for business, especially this time of year. Get it cold and get your howl on.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734812764774081.mp4
genuinely why are poor people like thisthey get two pennies and suddenly feel the necessity to laud it over others "poor people are far more generous than the wealthy" HORSESHITrichbergs are far better AND philantropicpoors are mongs
terrible weather tonight
https://x.com/dieworkwear/status/1869217116030947484
>>205855500i want to lie down on her lap and milk those jugs
just a bag of wank me
>>205855522love 'pacas
>>205855464CWLTSHC CWLTSHC CWLTSHC
>>205855563she's six foot tall which i think is cool
>>205855522I agree with the bloke with the llama
>>205855508Not a fan of that Jewish sodomite
>>205855536It's not the poor driving supercars in Africa clown
>University of Bolton controversially drops town’s name and becomes University of Greater Manchester
>>205855264She looks nice and sweaty
uk more like india 2.0
>>205855569alpaca nut in yo face lmao gottem
>>205855310get her bred
>>205855606He was a practicing buddhist if that makes the sodomy any more bearable.
gfberg off to see her parents for crimbowill be wanking a lot over the next few days, volume on full blast
On the Tennents
>>205855264CORRy in the house
>>205855654her parents yeah? a plausible story I trust
stroking the shit out of the cat
>>205855606he was a creep and liked little boys
i wonder if she still watches wwe without me lads
personally i'd take more issue with ginsberg's noncery than mere sodomy
>>205855522enjoyed this interaction
>>205855672mum only actually. dad is in palliative care and she's too afraid to see him. she doesn't even talk to her mum but feels the need to see her at least once a yearno idea why the fuck i'm sharing this
>>205855676don't we all, laddon't we all
>>205855687That's a bloke
i'm in love
um that's a bloke in women's clothes riding a dildo while his cock spins around
>>205855680hope she's watching it with another lad, hope he's shorter, fatter, uglier and poorer than you are
Might have a peppermint teaTreat myself
>>205855687Might befriend a queer so I can ask them how they get their balls so smooth. I always end up with stubble and red marks
>>205855522this makes me want to visit australia10/10 interaction
on the eggnog myself
>>205855680this is the kind of thing girls develop 'interests' in that some mong twat will fall in love with her for being cool when she actually just developed it because of an ex
>>205855697her dad's dying and she won't even go to see him? horrible womanneeds to get a grip
going to have to settle for a fat gf people like me have to take their chances when they come this might be my only chance
>>205855687um
bastarding door was open the whole timewho dun that
when is whatever boxing calls kick off for fury usyk?
>>205855743I mean they can always lose weight I supposedunno though not had my chance yet
>>205855743how fat are we talking
>>205855687name?
boobies
just nicked this guys favorite boxers while his door was openhaha
>>20585576510.30ish
>>205855768Steve
>>205855743nothing wrong with a fat gf. I prefer them that way.
>>205854860Cannibal Holocaust
>>205855034got the one with his cock cage?
>>205855768Not telling you my name you big gay boy
>>205855741oh fuck off, he is unconscious. there would be no benefit to anyone and a lot of pain to any visitor. he will be dead in the next month you insensitive cunt.
>>205855702what gave it away
>>205855767if I had to guess, probably about 230 pounds 5ft 5
the ladsF denise
after 4 months of job hunting i managed to land one (1) interview, the result of which was an automated rejection email i am currently in italy for christmas with gf's family, and i am thinking i might just give up and become spiritually italian. we can live at her parents basically for free, i have plenty of savings, worlds going to shit anyway. what's there to lose
>>205855776you should chuff themhahathat'll show himhaha haha
>>205855780ta
Haz al-Din reckons the Ottoman Empire was socialist.Opinions?
got the christmas lights cock ring out
>>205855818blog on
All women should be fat, hairy and forced to wear tights.
>>205855768olympiabeanie
doing a fat line of ketlets get fucking buttery
>>205855806that's a fucking hog mate
>>205855842americans don't do ketamine
>>205855830I'll pm you when it starts
>>205855794i might if you didn't misgender her
>>205855721Had one myself earlier. And a ginger tea, and a camomile, vanilla and lavender tea. Got all three lined up at once. 3 mugs of hot drinks in front of me.
>>205855612Expansion plans innitLots of regional unis are trying to do something similar here as they open campuses outside their original areas
latex trinity
leaving bags of powdered sugar outside of rorke pubs and watching them pick it up
>>205855801you deserve each otherhope you die alone in agony waiting for visitors who never come x
>>205855855
kamshiro on a mad one
Got the Chet Baker on
>>205855815Jim Bowen's getting thin on top
>>205855864okdo you have the one with HER cock cage
>>205855886oh ok i get it, you're illiterate. all good mate no worries
who actually goes to those tiny pointless universities. like the university of wrexham or university of suffollk
its over
>>205855932whatever helps you sleep at night babe
>>205855952people who don't care about rankings and just need the piece of paper to say they did it
its just started
gf wants me to help her decide on her GCSE subject choicesMeanwhile cba and just want to drink cans lol. told her she’s got time until next term anyway
>>205855958me when a film ends
>>205854523
>>205855952Suffolk is a good uni
>>205855806Perfect size
>>205855981shes so fit
>>205855981i don't say this often but she really is built for bbc
Apparently Ray Peat was a communist
>>205855981need her to not wipe for several days then rub her crotch all over my face
>>205856003why
>>205856015Who?
>>205855981fresh off the boat cronem pov
>>205855952me when I wanted an excuse to doss for 3 years
>>205856024corr
>>205856024Right. Seriously though, how do they get their cock and balls so smooth?
>>205856057veet
>>205855981fucking sex
For a gram of ket you could have this? What your excuse virgins?
>>205855886He's right thoughAnd you can't pretend to be a paragon of virtue when you said the other day you were going to raise rents for your tenants
New Bald and Bankrupt video, Benjamin has just been kidnapped by Syrian militia and has been getting bummed since he has arrived.
went to cafe Nero today
>>205856034diet guy
>>205856057girls have soft smooth skin
>>205856089don't have any ket
>>205856024UM
doomscrolled my entire saturday away
>>205856089don't want to be on antibiotics for 8 weeks
>>205856024Forehead tipped me off
>>205856089i do all my ket :(
>>205856024wtf!!
need to get some trans friends so they can teach me how to make my cock, balls and ass crack all smooth and shit
>>205856089Big fan of junkie whores meDegrading sex acts while they're on the gear
>>205856102i'm not a landleech mate it's just shitposting
>>205856076Tried that and it just looked like when they remove the hair from pig carcasses by blowtorching them and grew back in 24 hours
>>205855806that's not fat that's obese wtf
>>205855536Pop a cinderblock through the window, sorted
>>205856148same mate. i offered a ton of coke and mcat to two girls in a night club, got them to come back home with me and they both rimmed me for more coke
>>205856128cock and balls done it for me
>>205855726Waxing mate
>>205856154If you don't want it, I'll take it.
>>205856190laughed so hard at this i woke up my neighbours
what is the difference between esotericismoccultismsatanism
The guy who ran over Germans celebrated the overthrow of Syria
>[Deleted]what was it?
>>205856127kek
>>205856217esotericism is genericoccultism is a specific variety of esotericism but still quite broadsatanism is specific
crying at the scene where neo revives trinityneed that
trannyspammer loves his fucking trannies
>>205856225tranny flashing his cock and balls in public
>>205856246not helpful
Eaten 750g of Tesco Finest baby potatoes today
>>205856271i could go into more detail but why the fuck don't you just use chat gpt
>>205856225tranny in public wearing stockings locked up with a cockcage and no panties on
>>205856149If you say so
cried at the end of war for the planet of the apes
this! so much this!
>>205856290HOT
>>205856290white im assuming
>>205856282is pagan a generic term for non-monotheist?
>>205856225blud doesn't have 4chanX
beef fried rice with a chicken leg for tea
Just found out some people wank to tranny porn because they want to be trannies and not because they want to pin down a small smooth tranny and shove their cocks up their arse.Might need to sit down for a while.
>>205856326>>205856326
>>205856290Willy twitched reading this
bye yanks
>>205856297YOOOOOOO HE REALLY HITTIN THA DOOKIE ONNA COVER THO WHO LET EA COOK THO :crying laughter: :skull:
