Deano edition
poo smells lmao
was that so fucking hard?
>>205862101
BIG BUM DOSSER
right. might just kill myself because of tfwnogfberg
Immigrant or emigrant, same thing
>turkish girlsoh my god
might ask the toil transfu out
Opened the 2014 bottle of wine, smelled like rotting fruit and tipped it awayNo alcohol until the new years now
>Baby found dead in a caravan as police arrest 41-year-old man on suspicion of neglect
>>205862121Thanks Boris!
my wife and the stupid robot we call our son
stay in your lane lil bro
How do I get a scottish wife that looks like this?
>>205862173wish I could have a baby, but no woman has asked me out...
women driving trainscan you believe that
>>205862209what do i recognise her from
what do you lads reckon about Jay's bird off the inbetweenershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h8uzzAUB2k
>A review by the Department of Education has suggested ‘middle-class bias’ should be removed from the curriculum and that ‘high-brow pursuits’, such as ‘visits to museums, theatres and art galleries’, might be replaced with more ‘relatable’ activities such as graffiti workshops.
>>205862231Trainspotting 2
>>205862195Don't steal my linesI was who first posted "FANKS BAWWWWRIS" when he announced that people wouldn't be required by law to be branded like cattle to enter pubs
>>205862168was the cork intact?
Fury has been robbedThis is just another case of anti-anglo racism
>>205862231Trainspotting or Boardwalk Empire
>>205862231Boardwalk Empire, No Country For Old Men
>>205862240Ah yes, because white boys don't tag.Also, who cares?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNtJGQkC-WI
>>205862244fuck up
>>205862241not seen it>>205862262>Boardwalk Empirenot seen it>>205862265>No Country For Old Menthat's it
>Football fan, 36, hit by car and killed on his way to a match with his father and siblings
get the code deciphered
>>205862249Wasn't even a cork, was a screw on
>>205862282What I said you quasi-retard
>>205862161
wouldnt mind a train gf who never stops going on about trains and the like
>>205862303don't care what you said you autistic bastard
want to see "Wicked" at the cinema but don't have anyone to go with
>>205862308Assad's revenge
>>205862299well there you go then, moron
>>205862293wish that was me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3a2qoyONVA
>>205862340were*
>>205862314Yeah you do. Fuck off, nobody wants you here. Go leave comments under the daily mail you middle class ostrich
>>205862328Wine makers should forsee these things
>>205862343He's a paedophile btw
So for now, it's only meAnd maybe that's all I need
>>205862346I will misspell my language any way I see fit m8
>>205862365toby c:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUcSTyD2T7M
>>205862378see>>205862365
she did not make contact with me today lads
toil transfu always laughs at my jokes and constantly hugs me when she's drunk
still preoccupied with 1985
>>205862460She's probably wondering why her 30 year old son still lives with her
>>205862419I determine who stays and who goes and I piss on your dysgenic, inbred faces with your abhorent jaws
>>205862475The Sonic Youth album Bad Moon Rising came out in 1985.
LAST CHRISTMASI GAVE YOU MY FARTAND THE VERY NEXT DAYYOU POOED IT AWAY
amazing how much hate trannies cause being like 0.01% of the populationdeeply "unhuman" individuals
>>205862419Forgot to say, piss off, you're fired from the thread
>>205862487kek almost 30 and mum and stepmum clearly want me out but haven't implicitly stated as such yet
>frow anuvva shwimp in ve bahhhbie innit
going to bed nowneed to be up at 6 to put the bins out
>>205862527Just tell them you're saving for a deposit and they'll immediately shut the fuck up
>>205862527i mean explicitly
>>205862509all trannies are nonces
>mum and stepmum
>>205862547that's my excuse have saved ~£81k which should be more than enough for a deposit yet here we still are
>>205862543why up at 6
>>205862563*taps the sign*
>>205862586i tapped your mums arse
>>205862584need to put the bins out
feet are all sweaty and smelly
>>205862617hope you fall in one of them
quite drunk rn
The CIA in the 1970s hired people who worked on Star Trek to create fake alien footage for psyop purposes.
>>205862563yes, and?
it's over for the gypsy queenhe'll never get a title shot again and will probably kill himself
>>205862636made how you never get banned for these off topic posts and constant avatar use
>>205862275retards tagretards and niggers are like peas in a pod
>>205862678um
>>205862669boo hoo nigga
>>205862527>mum and stepmumAre you all living together?
>>205862625why
toil on the morrow
>>205862691yhi work full time so not like i've been doing fuck all but still time to grow up
>>205862711Haven't had a job in two years, would fucking kill for one now
>>205862691no i live in the shed
eating pastry
I miss her lads and my world has turned to absolute hell since she left this has been the worst few months of my life but I’m proud of myself that I’m still going and I havent cried for probably a month now hope next Christmas be able to look back at this period of my life as a learning experience, and hopefully I will be in a much better place
>>205862724Well just tell them that they are fucking lesbos, they shouldn'tell you anything, they are the last people who can tell you to move out. Fuck's sake.
Robbed
>>205862759cool it with the homophobic remarks
>>205862749Wish you the same.
>>205862636Really? The Star Trek effects looked like shit
just listened to are mozza
>>205862818Charlie!
>>205862818based and mozzpilled
>>205862782Like what the fuck, the other person isn't even related to you. Tell her to shut up or she'll wake up in a hospital fighting to save her brain hemisphere. Move out?
>>205862843she's family you sociopathic homophobic prick
>>205862854I'm only messing lad
Girly what the duck
nintendogs poo
>>205862346actually "was" is correct here since it's something that happened in the past
hope you're all having a fab christmas so far de lads x
>>205862854But seriously, were you raised by two women?
mmmmmm yes i do like to eat my own poo off the end of other men's penises, i am totally normal
The whole world will become like Bharat. This is no joke and I know what I am talking about.
>>205862933nomum remarried
>>205862759Seamus is right. Lesbianism is a sin and they should be arrested.
>>205862938what does that mean then?
>>205862941What age were you? And what age are you now?
why wasn't this a named storm? it's hectic
>>2058629712029
>>205862966you will all be imbued with pure soul
trying to play Brenda Lee on rock band
>>205862117spaki smells of poo
Anyone know why my girlfriend stopped liking me?
Been drinking for three nights in a row, will be for another 10 nights wahey Christmas time
>Searching for posts that contain ‘girlie what the duck’. 132 results found.
defend the HRE from the Mongols and this is the thanks I get...
>>205863049
shitting my nut off
Why do people say that East Asians are meek nerds when the Mongols were some of the fiercest and most brutal warriors in history
fuck these new captchas
>>205862475>>205862500https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
nothing to smile about in my life
gwtd
met bowling for soup in gatwick airport in the 90s but i was a wee baby at the time
>>205863127Don't care. Not British culture. Fuck off.
>Russia is executing more and more Ukrainian prisoners of war
>>205863168KAHTEEM
um
>>205863127The mongol armies were mostly Turkic
>>205863234Turkics were racially the same as Mongols.
>>205863259No
>>205863127mongols were based steppe-chads totally different to city dwelling fodder>>205863234turkics are east asian
>>205863231Can a nigga get a pencil?
>>205863265yes
*rocks around the christmas tree*
>>205863356>>205863280Uh, no.
>>205862488he reported me
fishe
>>205863409ummm yeshere's malik shah I an oghuz turk, sulutan of the seljuqs
alri
IRISH WOMEN ARE BUILT FOR BIG ENGLISH COCK
>>205863442oghuz turk speakers
>>205863444alri
I was just thinking of uvb and it instantly popped in my youtube recshow?
>>205863444legend
get the shitting the elder scrolls v skyrim original game soundtrack - skyrim atmospheres on de lid
>End of coeliac bread prescription ‘a kick in teeth’
>>205863507reckon if I was coeliac I'd just eat rice, the gluten free bread and pasta is disgusting
just dumped a gallon of seven in this irish lass. you just know she was begging for that superior English seed
Hawk Tuah took till age 20 to graduate high school and didn't know who Kim Jong Un was. Also got North and South Korea mixed up.How stupid can you be?
hungrythirstyhorny
stroking.
*gets over it*
>>205862265>No Country For Old Mengood movie that
>>205863580There is literally no benefit whatsoever to knowing that Korea exists nevermind any details of it's history or politics.
In bed so I am
>>205863637What if some guy pulls out a knife and says "Give me an accurate analysis of Korean history NOW or I'll gut you like a fish."Then you would wish you knew more about Korean history wouldn't you
>>205863612okay, but how am I supposed to get over the fact that I'm never gonna have a gfstein?
great album :)
>>205863007kino
*enters /brit/*
>>205863689npc
want to die so badly
>>205863692What if I come over there right now and break your jaw?
getting bleached
drunk lad outside having a sing song, can't make out what it's supposed to be
>>205863767ktim
>import third world savage who thinks white people and girls are subhuman>he brutally murders a half white little girl>gov't response is to ban homeschooling
is salt and vinegar the best crisps flavour
any electricians here
>>205863859should i cook something now
cotoiler just confessed a previous affair she's had with a mate of mine wish I wasn't trustworthy I hate keeping secrets
fake and gay world
weatherberg tantrum
Can't remember what I was about to post
swore off the wanking but i'm on the beers and just know i'll be a horny little fucker in an hours time
>>205864004poo?
Should I take a trip to the UK or save up for another car
haven't posted on here in 6 months where's 190 and mousenonce
I LOVE CHRISTMAS I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (i dont really but im just trying to hype myself up to feel some happiness in my life)
>>205864016Not bothered either way
>>205864016How will you go to the UK if you don't have a car
>>205863835Keep us updated
>Lichess rating back above 1450
>>205864054"190" never existed and tobylad pops in every so often
*steps into christmas*
in the shed because i fant sleep with my girlfriend and there's no weed
honestly not a scrooge but hate christmas music, and no its not because i "hate joyeuse happiness", because 80% of christmas music isn't even joyful!
>>205862101Is it normal to be broke at 21? I turn 22 this year
Blood in my poo again...
had a nice dream last night, hope I have it again
>>205864155you only come into this thread to make 1-2 little whining blogpostsfuck off you boring little faggot
>>205863862currently hahahaha
skibidi
>>205864198watt did he mean by this?
so I’ve got the Skyrim music on to help me sleep lads
soyleep
>>205864218listening to scourby reading the bible me
assemble the men
>>205864166>>205864179>>205864218>>205864257Unsubscribe from blognonce's "sleep and health" blog
>>205864061I have metra trains
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?
>>205864269What would you like to talk about?
>>205864307*camera pans to me rotting in my smelly childhood bedroom at the age of 30*yes mate
>>205862209looks like>>205862378
>>205864218much prefer the oblibion OST me
Just applied for a job at Asda, fingers crossed
>oblibion
>>205864369good lad
need a girl whose pubes are as long as mine so we can braid them together while scrote deep
reckon amsterdams worth visiting
>>205864395oh, I fucked it :/
get really melancholic and sad when on the drinkis that normal
mix vodka with piss
rorke dressing a bit bolder at this year's work partyoo cheeky!
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-196964049_456239116
>>205864530not clicking that
sorry i dont watch pornography that was shot on film
Actually started applying for jobs and thinking about claiming UC, fucking hell what's got into me
accidentally told uc about my secret bank accounts
anyone else find it weird when a girl posts a nude when she's newly 18?
told mumberg that her opinions are cringe and bluepilled
just shat myself ffs
>>205863711How are they staying so calm when bullets are flying
goal for this year? research and vet an escort, take the super coom supplements and then blow peter north level load on her face, much to her surprise
>>205864703>>205864683FOY
>/int/ >Catalog >Search: America >1700 threads
brits can call up and fuck a prostitute any time they fucking want and have the gall to bitch about being virgin freaks
>>205864844some of us want love, okay!?!!
THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHTTHIS IS WHERE THEY DIE EARN THOSE SHIELDS BOYS
Back from toil. Feeling tired and depressed.
How do you roll your R
>>205864988fuck off
>>205864988What aldi shuts at 1amOr are you moonlighting as a crossdressing 'woman' of the night?
>>205865056xir works late doing stock because of the christmas rush
>>205864988What's for dinner
>>205864988spaedo you need to sort out your insomnia
>>205865042You're off the team dickhead >>205865056I finished at midnight. Store shuts at 10:00 pm at night but we stayed two hours working stock due to the Christmas rush.>>205865072Thanks but my pronouns are she/her>>205865074Nothing yet. Might make a sandwich.>>205865076Don't have insomnia ATM.
how do people get away with using 4chan at workalways perplexed my mind
There are too many normalfags and boomers on 4chan now it fucking sucks. Might as well be reddit or facebook at this point.
don't think these "creampie surprise" videos are actually surprises
>>205865197>>205865184>>205865179>>205865232/brit/, not /yank/
normies have shit taste in everything
>>205865184The final red pill is that 4chan and Reddit are both shite
>>205865165Hope you're remembering to shower
>>205865259Already done mate. Uniform in the washing machine too.
>>205865269Good girl
>/brit/, not /yank/
can't believe how much time I've spent talking to you lotgod what a fucking waste
>>205865165>MUUUUUUST MASS REPLYi dont get itso are you actually a tranny now or what?whats the end goal of your gimmick?
Went to the local fairy ring tonight and brought them a few gifts for Christmas. I didn't even do it cuz I want to avoid their curses or anything. Just felt like even the fae deserve some gifts at Christmas time.
>can't believe how much time I've spent talking to you lot>god what a fucking waste
reddit and 4chan are equally bad and have the same type of eternally online morons, they're just on the opposite sides of the political spectum
>>205865306it's some sad cunt who larps and comes up with pathetic and embarrassing stories so he can get 3-4 replies all hating on him but still the attention is enough in his miserable little life
>>205865197A true creampie surprise is when the condom breaks x
2025. get a job. exercise. read. learn a language. start a hobby. quit this site. choose life>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.they don't want you to leave. let's see if they let me post if I change 4chan to "this site"
farage is such an embarrassing fucking tosser, cunt thinks he was born in america
>>205865346>get a jobThe single most important thing. This is THE life changer
>>205865346good lad, we're turning things around in 2025what language? what hobby?
>>205865299We taught you everything we know. Now go, use what you learned here to better humanity!
Icelandic would be amazing to learn I reckon.
>>205865346>exerciseExercise is largely bad for you. This was common knowledge in Europe until quite recent
Caramelized onions on a burger for me, yes sir
>>205865366russian. hobby unknown. maybe something outside like hiking and camping. or I'll become a snooker
>>205865346Already done most of this. Work at ALDI. Learning Russian. Do taekwondo.
>>205865307what a fucking retard
>>205865415yeah but you're you
>>205865346>get a job.NOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHH
>>205865292>>205865307>>205865321>>205865331>>205865344>>205865384>>205865392>>205865415>>205865401FOYFOT
was gonna audition to fill the ugly bastard role for JAVs but turns out i'm more attractive and have a bigger penis then every single jappo
Right team I'm THINKING about picking up Latvian and Icelandic as little side projects alongside Russian. They're not Slavic languages so there shouldn't be any confusion with Russian.
>>205865404Is a snooker player called a snooker?
>>205865346need to do this desperately the job part atleast, language learning is retarded
>>205864988Not really liking this image
>>205865404>I'll become a snookerinspiring
>>205865451Convinced that every FOY poster is brown. White Brits don't act this way toward their cousins across the ocean.
foy
fob
Working on my DnD character
>>205865464>language learning is retardedI want to travel
>>205865510They a virgin as well?
>>205865354You're embarassing seething about him here at 2am
>>205864566What did he mean by this
>>205865510walked into one of those dnd shops yesterday whilst christmas shopping and despite there only being 4 people at a table playing it still smelt funky in there
kino time
>>205864452>>205864452>>205864452
>>205865518woman
Post the new so I can post about my poo
>>205865549do you have a passport?
>>205865546Fucked it
where's the real new
get it produced
*ahem*THREE DAYS
I don't know about you lot but I just don't have the Christmas spirit this year
Still too early
phoneposters be likeWHERE'S THE NEW
>>205865657FOY
fine i'll do it>>205865673
