pepe pop edition >>205868513previous
I'm a spiritual person
>>205870082Wow so deep
>>205870082sure becky, whatever you say
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh-J4GSPgAM
i was going through my closet earlier and i found a wooden coffin container and there's a few grams of mushrooms in thereit's been years
>>205870107This nibba about to meet Jesus, he can settle the whole debate for us
huh, I wonder why that is!
the rafters in my house are BANGING so loud because of the extreme cold outside. it's made jump once already, i might jump again if it keeps this up.
I used to be an athiest when I was younger, but I return to Christ
>>205870121Lol I played 0 new releases this year >>205870128Same
>>205870119audibly kek'd
my life is so empty i wish i could redo my life and unfuck it
dry womb and no ring edition
>>205870121I don't know what came out this year
>>205870133yep
>>205870132LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPHEVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
>>205870119i prefer acid mushrooms turn my stomach too bad for me to enjoy the trip they're no good anyway they're super dry and old
>>205870128i was raised atheist. i returned to faith because it was how i already behaved. i prayed, spoke to God, all that. i felt like living as an atheist wouldn't have been honest.
would really like a soft woman for Christmas, Santa if you're reading this
>>205870137there's no do-overs for any of us anon. you just have to pick up the busted as shit that's left and tape it together.
>>205870121>wokies ruin the majority of new releases>people play other games>how could this happen?It's a mystery.
>>205870121I did play the Factorio expansion that came out this year, dunno if that counts cause Factorio base game is old
>>205870168im afraid theres no fixing it so many memories and opportunities passed by
>two threads in a row the Protestant Christcuk loses every argument and instead of admitting to being wrong, he dodges and ignoresWill he go for the trilogy?
>>205870197
>>205870121The last time I used Steam was in 2011 when I was playing ancient HL1 mods on a laptop with Windows XP. Even at that time it was still just this weird hub for people to join servers and send chat messages outside of games. So weird to see what it's become now, and all these zoomoids have no idea what it was like in the before times.
>>205870197who cares
>>205870205Surely you understand why Steam wanted to monetize their website into something more than a chat hub though
>>205870188wallowing in regret is about the only thing worse than your past mistakes, whatever they might be. you don't have to be some delusional whitepilled bloomer but being a miserable doompilled shut in will only make things worse. life is gay and retarded for all of us. you need to kick it in the balls sometimes or it'll just keep fucking you over.
>>205870227Yeah it was so Gaben could finance Half Life 3 and it's a good thing he did monetize Steam because Half Life 3 is the best game ever, everyone agrees.
>>205870231>wallowing in regret is about the only thing worse than your past mistakesthat's a great quote. do you write? you should.
Bing Bing wahoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gDcipiPDsA
>>205870279BING CHILLING
The government has a monopoly on violence
>>205870243>thing changed so it's badI mean I guess nostalgia goggles are fun or something but not realistic
>I have a cold for the 3rd Christmas week in a row Why does god hate me so much?
>>205870259Best post in MONTHS
>>205870279more like "bomb bomb I DID IT"https://youtu.be/nPb2xhiyBXE?si=ggQeelTDm6aeqsXi
>>205870309good pepe, saved and merry crhistmas
My car is in the shop for an EVAP leak how much will it cost? I had to replace the gas cap like a month ago already so it won't be that simple
need hwachae now
>>205870321That's apu, memelet
>>205870324Idk, but I hope you have a great night and your issue gets resolved quickly and smoothly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3gIid5pHlc
>>205870308idk most stuff tends to be more cool or appealing when it's still relatively underground or unknown to normalfags. the first time i ever called a stranger a nigger was in cs_office playing CounterStrike 1.6. guy was AWP/Deagle camping us from a shipping container and i called him the gamer word a dozen times before ragequitting. lots of good memories.
>>205870197Protestants are brain-broken retards who can't read their retarded book and actively hate everyone who isn't like them. Jesus said not only to love your neighbors, but your enemies. And yet, I can name only one Christian who does that.I'd rather live in a society majority made of faggots and trannies than a society that's majority Christian and/or Muslim. I'd take Hindus over Christians and I hate jeets.
>>205870330everyone knows apu is a subset of pepe
>>205870349you just hate White people is all, no need to sugarcoat it, kid
>>205870334thank you anon I hope the same to you as well
>>205870312thanks im kind of going through a banana thing right now
>>205870349>I'd rather live in a society majority made of faggots and tranniesYou speak in absurdities and extremes, it's hard to take you seriously
>>205870330Oh please,Apu, Pepe, Easter toad, etc. are all the same frog, occupying different forms
>>205870324depends on what's causing the leak, could be cheap but likely a few hundred dollars if it's a part replacement.>>205870264i write shitposts at a professional level
anyone else get a popup on pornhub about having to take a photo of their id to enter?
>>205870369That's probably because I'm part of said group
I can't wait for my mom's Christmas ham. I only get it twice a year. Christmas and my birthday (july)
>>205870369me on the right
>>205870349>“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” - Mahatma GandhiBut even that's not that great. Jesus didn't even think to undo the slaving rules.
>>205870366this looks good I'd eat that
>>205870375Which one are you Is that why you feel so vindictive towards Christianity in particular
>>205870376you don't do ham on Easter?
>>205870376i also enjoy your mother's ham
>>205870376i love glazed ham so much i'm looking forward to making mine too everyone loves it
>>205870420I love glazing your mom's ham
>>205870374Might be something with your state. I don't have to.
Having turkey this Christmas
>>205870426As you obviously should
>>205870383banana pudding is always a hit but not everyone likes the nilla wafers (lunatics) so i usually do half and half if i make some to serve
time for bed now gn lads
My tip creamy rn, my tip leakinMy tip moist
>>205870405Yes, but I go to my aunts house for Easter, and her ham is dry as fuck
>>205870443You're like the Brazilians spirit brother
>>205870426we have always done ham, and i'm not gonna rock the boat and change that tradition
>>205870382True>>205870392Depending on how you look at it, both. I'm same sex attracted and on HRT.I feel particularly vindictive due to the Church I grew up in, had a populace of around 15 people because they left the second the pastor started sperging about faggots and then trannies every sermon because conversion therapy was banned. He never stopped and proceeded to target and talk shit about several members of the church. I understand both that the Bible condemns homosexuality and that it was just one church, but when all but 3 Christians I have met were the same way, I can't particularly say it was a one off thing.
>>205870452i don't look like that but i feel like that
>>205870445your moms sister? or dads...
Snails are vile creatures.
Best part about Christmas is that since it’s THE non optional holiday, it’s absolute HELL for AssholesYes the store is closed, yes you have to visit family, yes sweet old ladies will give you a card or candy cane. Assholes have this FORCED on them and it drives them INSANE
>>205870452do not want
>>205870426>>205870432umm excuse me, Christmas dinner is Prime Rib. Turkey is for THANKSGIVING ok
>>205870458By same sex do you mean your assigned sex or the sex you're transitioning to?
How the fuck is "tank" the answer to "School house?"
spinny is so lonely can a single wealthy chad please marry her
>>205870452he looks tired.
>>205870477It's my dad's sister. Does it matter? lol
My family is from Cincinnati, OhioWe usually have a turkey for Christmas
>>205870436huh I suppose the wafers are kinda dry but when you're eating it with a banana cream it ought to be good
>>205870489are we looking at the same video? they're adorable
>>205870489Your mom leaves a snail trail behind when /cum/ is done with her.
>>205870525of course it matters. if it's your moms sister it would be rather odd that one sister learned to cook ham well and one sister is terrible at it.
>>205870510They meant a schoolhouse in Iraq
>>205870533kek
>>205870442gn bud eh
strawberry sando is very good but this is a crime there is way too much breadyou have to cut the slice in half like you do when you make tea sandwiches or finger sandwiches why do people get this wrong
>>205870503>Prime RibThat's like a billion dollars in Canada
I want >>205870452 to crawl up my ass while >>205870489 are forced to watch
>>205870556What is a tea sandwich?
>>205870566are you okay?
Any handsome men making over 100k ITT
>>205870575Yeah what do you want
sitting butt naked in my computer chair right now
>>205870560it probably is here too but my parents are well off and they pay for it
watching this crime show, and the cops didn't recognize the guy because he gained a lot of weight. lmao
>>205870575i make about $133k but i am very ugly unfortunately
>>205870452wtf is that a crystal lizard from dark soles???
>>205870586Gross man your ass leaving poop molecules and sweat
I want the Bruce Wayne Rolex
>>205870586Dude, put some underwear on. You don't want to permanently stink up your chair.
In my friends guest bed thinkin bout how bad i want a wife and kids bros
Watches are gay tbqh
>>205870598>>205870600i have a towel over the the part im sitting on
>>205870599too bulky in the lettering and "numbers" for me
>>205870570small sandwiches that english people have at tea time as a little snackcucumber is probably the most popular type but you can make them pretty much whatever they're really easy and quick to make if you have company or are having someone inside for a coffee or tea really fast so they're convenient for the person serving too
>>205870572Im doing great nigga I own a house and have a living family and my driving license
The third largest salamander on earth (the hellbender) lives in the southern and Appalachian United States
>>205870579>>205870590ring and children, please
>>205870629weewee baguette
>>205870613What about the Rolex Milgauss?
>>205870638YWNBAW
>>205870629it's not permanent you'll get your license back and at least you kept your job
>>205870640yeah I like that a lot better
>>205870631he's a cool guywhat does he eat
>>205870508Same sex at birth. You can't change sex>>205870360I am white. At least as much as a mutt can get.
I spent 200 bucks for a Japanese wagyu ribeye because I really wanted to see if it that great. It was really good, but I would honestly take a usda prime ribeye over it any day. It lacked the meatiness I like in a steak. It was like meat butter, which was good but If I was really craving a steak it's not what I'd want
>>205870603do you try to get a wife?
>>205870570like here's a tea sandwich with strawberries this is like the english take on a strawberry sando i guess lol
anyone have any cool youtube channels to watch? preferably ones that aren't too corporate or HEY WHATS UP GUYS-y
Jerking it to other friends wife (they are sleeping in another room)
>>205870688what is the green stuff in the sandwich? mint or something?
I have like 1,000 animal webms and images on my cloud and hard drive. I want to protect them, because I can't fully trust any animal webm I see nowadays due to AI
>>205870689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJoVGA_LIHwi adore this man
>>205870689kingcobrajfs
>>205870693Cum on her face.
>>205870686Not atm im too focused on working on me i am unhappy with myself but it is a process to fixOnce i have my life in order i can add someone to it
>>205870675In Japan? I'd buy a waygu in Japan but not in the US but yeah it's near impossible to beat a proper texas ribeye
>>205870697baby basil leaves
>>205870688>>205870623I'd devour these
>>205870675i'm the same as you, the texture is very important to me. this is why i never order steak anywhere, my preferences are too specific. if i need a knife, it's too tough, but i don't want the pudding you got either. better to just get the potatoes and enjoy your cigarette after.
>>205870712i had to stop watching cobes cause i identify with him too much and it made me sad
The natural world is hellish, but so interesting
>>205870670>I am white. At least as much as a mutt can get.that means nothing at all. I'd say half of the white libs actively hate themselves (brainwashed retards).
>>205870721It was frozen and sent from japan
>>205870670*Hugs* I hope you can forgive the people who have wronged you, for your own sake
>>205870738>texture is very important to meAutism.
Playing screaming and farting compilation on friends bedroom tv via youtube casting button
>>205870669Mostly crayfish
>>205870748yeah but idk if you've seen how they actually cook their waygu over in Japan, they have a special process. I'm sure you could replicate it but also it's sorta meant to be cooked that way. Makes me want to be a weeb a little bit
>>205870716Fucked upThose are thr friends im pretty sure are swingers though i would if they asked
Is the meme about big butts getting in the way of having sex true? Is it just in reference to anal? I've never had sex.
>>205870751I don't hate white people, I hate racists.>>205870751Based
>>205870778what are you even talking about?
If you didn't get an invitation to the /cum/ fish fry, that means you weren't invited
>>205870783People say that you need a big penis to have sex with women with big butts.
>>205870778maybe if you have a babydick and she has a huge ol azz but no not rly. though with girls who have huge asses you generally cant do as many positions as a skinny girl.
>>205870728they are super easy to make if you want to try them i can give you a recipe i love making them when i have company or someone is working on the house >>205870765i like shrimp more but they're good
>>205870788I would NOT go to the cum fish fry, even though I definitely would be invited (I'm everyone's favorite poster, I just don't like fish).
>>205870752maybe. a girl told me i was on the spectrum one time. i asked what she was talking about, and everything she laid out just sounded like good sense to me.
>>205870646just because she's ready to settle and can't breed at the age of 30 doesn't mean she's not a woman leaf
>>205870791bro think about that for a second, it doesn't even make sense.
>>205870778I fucked a fatty, and it constantly felt like I couldn't get my dick all the way in. It always felt like her fat ass was getting in the way. Never felt like that with thin girls.
>>205870741ominous
>>205870804U are from the south too u know damn well theyre called crawfish
>>205870829Nice try, FBI. There's no women on the internet.
>>205870841crawfish aren't shrimp crawfish have pinchers
>>205870841of course but i don't say y'all or anything here because it makes people angry
>>205870771Honestly idk how they cook it. I used the cast iron pan I cook most things on. I also only seasoned it with salt because that's what all the vids I've seen cooking wagyu do
>>205870832What about women like this? >>>/fit/75603958People in that thread were talking about this topic and it got me thinking.
I'm going to florida in January. Should I say "y'all" to everyone just to see their reaction?(I live on the other side of the country)
>>205870865north florida is full of rednecks but as you go further down south it gets more northern so it depends on where you're going
>>205870853I will say yall online happily but it feels like gay northerners yuppie types will never type it without the apostrophe so that is how i determine who is from the north or south
>>205870865don't do that, but it's a lovely state. you'll have a great time.
>>205870865Which part of Florida?This is important
>>205870879>>205870886Miami>>205870883I've never been to the south except airport stops so it should be interesting, although I'm sure Miami doesn't count as "the south" really
Crawfish, boiledShrimp, gator, and catfish, friedRedfish, blackenedDont eat crabs (too lazy to peel, only eat crab legs)Simple as
>>205870906if you're going to miami you're better off saying hola
>>205870863Probably the same problem as fatties. Fake asses produce the same end result.
>>205870906No miami isnt thr southFlorida really isnt except the north as saidThere are parts of florida that are just western alabama/southern georgiaBut the parts that are florida, are not southern
>>205870919>crawfishI call them crayfish
>>205870936EasternEasterm alabama
>>205870919cornmeal covered pan fried catfish fillets with homemade tartar sauce is amazing i highly recommend you need coleslaw with it too and this is not optional
>>205870953I find you and your behavior sillyCome say that south of new orleans (we will laugh at you snd tell you to take a seat and eat a couple pounds)
>>205870953I call it fartfish.
I am extremely high
>>205870970Yuck ewNo thanks will just stick to fish fri
>>205870979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM62wjLrgmA
>>205870906the south seems to be shrinking. maybe i'm just getting old, and coming down with "hey, it was better when-" disease. i thought i was dying, so i wanted to visit myrtle beach again. i was shocked at how unfamiliar everything felt. it was summer, so maybe there were tourists, but i never heard an accent. very twilight zone-y.
>>205870977I'm about 1.4k miles away from New Orleans so I don't give a fuck
>>205870848listen here, chud, you WILL let spinny take half your moneyyou can still have one and a half kids at 30!!!
go to sleep.. retards
I found a 6 inch crayfish under a boulder in a stream in Maryland
>>205870923that's sort of what I figured honestly. I don't speak any spanish though.>>205870936Yeah I figured. One day I'll do an actual Southern trip though which ought to be fun.>>205871010One of the worst things about Hollywood and the internet. Everyone who has a neat accent and history discards it so that they have a neutral cali accent that everyone online can understand. Disappointing really
>>205870979Same
sorry Ayydolf, but you know what they sayTo the victor goes the spoils
>>205871069who's victor?
>>205871069are you actually playing old wolfenstein? bless, if so
>>205871108me
Western Chads call them crawdads.
>>205871115yee, its probably my favorite boomer shooter and the mp40 has such a good thump to it
>>205870925You're telling me that there aren't real butts that look like that?
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of the USS Liberty?”“No”“I thought not. It’s not a story the Republicans would tell you”
wish i had drugs to do i havent done anything in almost 2 years now
A fine morning.
I call them too annoying to eat
>>205871178they are kinda gross if we're being honest tbqh witchu famalama
>wish i had drugs to do
>>205871160have you considered getting high on life?
>>205871176It's nighttime.
>>205871160my dealer decided that Saturday was a good time to shut off his phone.
this Panama shit is gangster honestly
Bros I'm going to be very mad if the Ravens don't win the Super Bowl this year.
this image speaks to me
>>205871202it's for the best
>>205871191>>205871191Fake opinion
>>205871208FUCK you, ratbirds
>>205871206Can't believe we sold that shit for $1the fuck is wrong with jimmy carter, senile retard even in his prime ig
>>205871219This one speaks to me
>>205871245make a joke for us, clown boy
>>205871252Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
You any kind of artist? An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity. Who the fuck are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0L_YzqdzjQ
>>205871176do you look like that
>>205871237we were crippled halfway through. we got a little better the last pair of games, but we've been walking with danger more of the season.
I've watched more than 850 movies in my life.Some of my 10/10s include A Nightmare on Elm Street, Jurassic Park, Uncut Gems
>>205870772What the fuck
At this point I really do believe that order is more important than freedom
>>205871300I've seen Jurassic Park
>>205871311It depends.If your country is 80% white, then freedom is better.if you live in a post national state full of swarthoids, order is clearly better.(you do NOT understand what you've missed out on)
>>205871300NoE2 is better
>>205871146They do, but they're connected to fatties or girls with lots of surgeries/liposuction.
>>205871160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjOG0meK-vk
>>205871318It's probably the most flawless of those 3>>205871339I haven't seen it
>>205871348Man, real life sucks.
>>205871358why would you not watch the sequel to one of your favorite movies
>>205871367Because I know it can't live up to the original
turn on the sweat machine.
>>205871358>It's probably the most flawless of those 3I saw it as a little kid so it was probably even better (I had nightmares of T rex walking down the street doing that scary howl thing)
vastly becoming bedpilled
https://oasis.decart.ai/welcomethis is freaky
>>205871366Fat doesn't build in single areas exclusively. More might build around the waist(beer belly), but it'll still build everywhere along with it. You can't just lose fat in one area of your body.
It turns out all the things that are required to save your country are antisemitic
>>205871432What about big muscular asses?
good night
>>205871443good night
>>205871435What're the odds
>>205871460Truly a coincidence
wife must be pickling again. all these jars all of the sudden.
>>205871439What about them?
>>205871521honestly homemade pickles are so good. you can make them nice and spicy unlike the boring kosher shit you get at the store
>>205871529Can they look big and juicy without being attached to a fat chick.I really have no clue what I just wrote, I need to go to bed. I like butts.
>>205871561the mental image of you bowing out of the discussion with the simple statement of "i like butts" made me laugh
>>205871435
>>205871561They'll look bigger than the "negative ass" girls, but you're not going to get absurd sizes. So I guess it depends on what you qualify as big.I'd say just to google image it, but with how common BBLs are now, google image is useless.
I have done nothing but shitpost on 4chan all day.damn
Even Black French hate Macron now. He is now hated by all the population but the Jews.https://youtu.be/5aB9YVtEHIQ
>>205871537she's too good at it. i'm always drumming my fingers waiting for some fruit of the labor to wind up on my plate, but it never happens because she eats them all. pickles, peppers, all of it. i guess i can't complain. she made them, hers to enjoy.
>>205871653>but it never happens because she eats them alluhh how fat is this lady
>>205871635you've been posting this same image for years. have you tried not doing that?
I would be a democrat if they didn't prioritize queers and illegals over me
>>205871719deal with it
>>205871726They wouldn't be democrats if they didn't prioritize queers and illegals over you
hello
>>205871768sup
>>205871704she's actually very slim. well, not skeletal, but a fine hourglass. i think it's because she works so hard. you know, burns off any calories walking around all day.
I work on Christmas Eve
>>205871864grim
>>205871758Democrats used to despise illegals because they cost the welfare system like 25 billion dollars per.
>>205871684Based Negative-Rights-Anon.
>>205871914That was before the cultural revolution.
>>205871914yes but modern democrats are only motivated by racial animus (towards themselves mostly, they hate white people) so literally everything they do is specifically designed to tear down the outgroup whites.
>>205871914>>205871972
>>205871914Even in 2016, bernard sanders had to apologize because he said (correctly!) that open borders was a right wing, koch brothers policy designed to lower wages of the working class.
>>205871914>like 25 billion dollars per.hah, if only illegals were so cheap these days
>>205872000>koch brothersI haven't heard people bitching about them in years. Are they still around?
>>205871985it's perhaps slightly surprising that asians have a higher in group preference than hispanics. but I'd be curious what the authors attributed the "recent pro-outgroup bias" among liberals to?
I want to live up to the stereotype of a fat american and get faggots to send me money to watch me eat. Does this make me as bad an OF whore?
>>205872053I'm not really sure, but I think dims went from whining about the koch brothers to whining about Elon
>>205872139it makes you good because its good to drag the system down, but its wrong to be fat
>>205872139worse, because OF sluts are at least healthy and slim
Is Alberta the Texas of Canada?
A lot of young people are hardcore political partisans without even realizing it. They’ll say something like “protect trans rights!” as if it is an absolutely neutral statement, and be baffled when there’s pushback.
>>205872062>https://www.researchgate.net/publication/381037290_Getting_Ready_for_the_Dark_Age_s_Preppers_Populists_and_Climate_Prophets_The_Disintegration_of_Global_Hegemony_PC_Hysteria_and_the_Deplorable_Ugliness_of_Decline/fulltext/665a329d0b0d284574799e4d/Getting-Ready-for-the-Dark-Age-s-Preppers-Populists-and-Climate-Prophets-The-Disintegration-of-Global-Hegemony-PC-Hysteria-and-the-Deplorable-Ugliness-of-Decline.pdf?_tp=eyJjb250ZXh0Ijp7ImZpcnN0UGFnZSI6Il9kaXJlY3QiLCJwYWdlIjoicHVibGljYXRpb24ifX0Literally the Marxist Cultural Revolution that's been forced onto us, from the elites.
>>205872176is it a shitty desert with a lot of guns and browns invading from the border
>>205872277>desertNo>gunsNo>BrownsYes
god bless the veterans for serving this great country
>>205872301then maybe, if they're obsessed with big shit
>>205872318Brazil isn't a great country howeverthoughbeit
Truth NUKE: Jerry was Iiterally a menace and Tom was just doing his job
>>205872248>friedmanhttps://www.un.org/development/desa/pd/sites/www.un.org.development.desa.pd/files/unpd-egm_200010_un_2001_replacementmigration.pdf
>>205872346jk i don't care about zogbots
It's 4 in the morning and I'm devouring this cheesy bread
>>205872377Is that a Transformers remake or spin-off I haven't heard of or something?
>>205872140One of em died 2019
I can't be one of 5 people with an unhealthy sleep schedule here
>>205872369I hope you don't expect me to read a 177 page UN document. What were you trying to say?What I linked to required you to read no more than 7 pages of the 18 page pdf.I don't even know where to begin with your UN document, because you didn't even tell me what your problem was.
>>205872470I've been up all night. I went out to the bars with my friends, brought them home and had to help one who was puking
>>205872505Based, everyone needs a drinking buddy like you.
>>205872546>>205872546>>205872546Migrate at 310
kind of a shit NEW not gonna lie
>>205872559Migrate into this bussy
I cant breathe
>>205871283Nobeit
althoughever
>>205872608Why not
fartcum
>>205870065peepee poop edition
