paul bohill edition
*runs bollock naked into the thread and crashes out of the window back outside*
(8) its a hjeatwave sumer bt i wana feel cold (8)
rather enjoying the book im currently reading
>>205882919do tell
poo
Struggling to poo. Barely eaten or drank all week. There's very little to poo and what there is is as hard as a bullet
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
um
>>205882955delete this, this is nsfw>>205882936this is fine
ate a whole box of lindor and 8 ferrero rocher today already
my wife is a big fan of the british broadcasting corporation. she often tells me how much she wants to be on the bbc, how badly she wants the bbc, how she worships the bbc, how she wants to be inside the bbc. And im like look, if you love it that much why don't you just apply for a job there?
>>205882946eat some vegetables you fucking dweeb
>>205882991i ate a quiche for lunch
>>205882991good lad. watch all the seething povvos reply to this.
thinking about the time someone made a /brit/ on /b/ and several lads posted pictures of their willies on there mental that
therefore christian men be surewealth or rank possessingye who now will bless the poor, shall yourselves find blessing
>>205883013Really just willies at the end of the day tho innitDime a dozen
>>205883013any nice ones?
>>205883000nice, love a good quiche
got a micropenis
Okay this lad's definitely MI6
>>205883000>>205883047for me it's quiche lorraine done in the oven corrr
if i bless the poor, people call me goodif i tell people why don't you bless the poor, people call me a commie
>>205882997
>>205883067it's nice and tell you what: i like it better cold
>>205883038foy>>205883042no sadly not. none of them were particularly small either though, just normal looking willies all round
women...
thread themehttps://youtu.be/wP4n011W1pQ?t=18
hate my stupid fucking retard nigger life
>>205883108if a woman spread her legs in front of you and you don't do anything you're gay
>>205883108Looking at the profiles of those posters and 90% of them are men/trans.
>>205883108>Nudist girlWe're all nudists underneath it all ya know what I mean
>>205883108"""women"""
>>205883108>womenThey're trannies mate.
>>205883121screaming what a choon
shagged the missus for an hour last night and 90 mins this morning... I couldn't arrive... I don't think I like this new cold medication - it might be making me gay.
>School year head, 42, is stabbed to death in south London
>>205883189Alright but clearly you got hard though so that's good. Did she enjoy it?
>>205883192CORRRR
>>205883214We had to stop so she could rehydrate... she managed to squirt through the pee pad.
do you love gamer girls?
>>205883204Killer was white. Daily Mail comments seething hard.
>>205882999I'm unwell. I can't eat at the minute.
>>205883243
>>205883108These are all men, mate.
>>205883022Name?
all the reddits where girls act slutty, enjoy older men, like rape etc. are basically just a way to advertise their onlyfans.
christ need to do my fucking taxes
>>205883278kek
>>205883273blend some veggies?
>>205883278what kino
>>205883243>womanhood is when you make a character on a video game look like yourself
2020s is how women get their shield called trans
>christ need to do my fucking taxes
the words sex and gender always meant the same thing until a few activists started trying to push "gender theory" into the mainstream about a decade agojust like the word racism was always shorthand for a belief in racial supremacy until recently when activists demanded that the definition be changed
>>205883350I understand these words separately, but what are you trying to say by mashing them together in this order?
>>205883344one of the best law and order svu episodeshttps://youtu.be/x2klLy8r8Roreally captured the zeitgeist of the time
just a pinch in the bum, no harm done
is this true guys? >>205882936>>205882936>>205882936
Another day, another random female service worker I fall in love with instantly
>>205883369language is a strange thing - trying to keep an analogue of every concept possible with a series of sounds, and symbols to represent them.The English language hasn't landed on solid terms for the transgendered, but if the French can attribute masculine and feminine to abstract words, I can apply masculine to ftms, mtfs, and flannel-clad lesbians.
trooning nora
>>205883482you're disgusting disgraceful and despicable
fuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMj2h_KhDOkI will always love British New Wave
been cutting through vodka like lucille bluthgot to commute to j. sainsburys tomorrow for morewill be a mess on the 2nd jan, toilstein will be most displeased
>>205882879Which is more badass>Person with super powers fighting evil>A person with no powers fighting creatures >With only his brain and physical fitness
>>205883482yeah, you can say this WOMAN is quote masculine
weird subcultures in america
>>205883566something quite rigid about this lass. looks like she would manhandle you in bed.
>>205883189wish I could last longer than 5 minutes going hammer and tongs
>>205883586at a point even being drunk becomes tiresome
what are the buses like on boxing day
>>205883696yeah but im working through thatnever been a quitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjOeWiPZeZw
>>205883720full of festive cheer
>>205883722lol is harder to be drunk after certain amount of drinking than it is to be sober
>>205883720nothing runs
are nige meeting with constituents in clacton today
>fuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanksfuckupyanks
>>205883760I look like that
>>205883610Big clothing pisses me off. Like just wear a size that fits your body
Lil Rorke onamadonehttps://x.com/ZoomerHistorian/status/1870807821228417305
>>205883751this is what people who don't drink struggle to understandi can't get alcohol down my gob fast enough to get smashed these daysi'm forcing liquid down just to stay tipsy because as soon as i stop i feel essentially sober
why do americans make pic rel and hawk tuah and cash me outside et al into celebrities? kim kardashian makes a sex tape and they reward her by making her a billionaireit's crazy
leftypol just messing around and minding his own businessrorke fuming
>>205883823probably something to ponder on
>>205883793the kids are gonna be alright
>>205883841
>been cutting through vodka like lucille bluth>got to commute to j. sainsburys tomorrow for more>will be a mess on the 2nd jan, toilstein will be most displeased
>Big clothing pisses me off. Like just wear a size that fits your body
do english people actually think farage is a good man
>>205883793based honestly
>>205883874depends on the person you askif you want a consensus you'd have to do a poll
Get the foreners out the country
>>205883833>cash me outsideThe chebs mainly
>>205883954arse?
the italian yt wife has made a new video, what a lovely day
off to spaff to some british bbw anal
>>205883922Who's this
>>205883972gwan and share it then
>>205883833think it's more of the powers that be which create these people's wealth
>>205883566fat slut
>>205884006Angela Rayner
>>205883972What's channel name
>>205884011>the powers that bethis phrasing makes me slightly uncomfortablecare to elaborate and put my fears at rest?
>>205884006Marza?
lucho!
>>205884032Oh damn Ok
Just added a packet of ready salted crisps to a bowl of tomato soup and it works. Delicious
>>205884104do they go soggy?
>>205883833trash society with no standardswe're not much better
>>205884113A little bit near the end
>>205884062it's for the best that i don't
>>205884130sounds quite nice might use them more for dipping though
The Kardashians are famous because........THEY JUST ARE OK!!!!
>new Wallace and Gromit has a character called Mukherjee Funs over lads, Wallace and Gromit has gone woke
>Absolutely adore jackets with a hidden pocket.I've texted this to everyone I know. Hope I get a jacket with a hidden pocket this Christmas.
Any right wing toads in?
more of a centrist slug me
battered bumhole lad
Any leather clad communists in?
>>205884205Clamp down on the borders and make all drugs decriminalised Am I left wing or right wing?
>>205884198wtf they are still making episodes of thati thought it was just some cheesy 90s show that stopped ages ago
>>205884249wait for the next gay pride, should be plenty of them there
>>205884204What's there to hide hmm
my trusty earphones have finally kicked the bucket
>>205884264New one dropping Christmas day
>>205884264>episodes they've made about 4, since 1995
>>205884288could be worse, i had a phone's jack port give out
Having lunch lads.
>>205884284Whenever I put on my jacket with a hidden pocket I get really excited and puts a smile on my face all day. I laugh all the way to work. People wonder what's wrong with me but they don't know I have a hidden pocket.
>>205884288time for a new pairbought some new airpods the other day myself
The origin of the phrase is unclear, but there are several theories: Old French buquet Most experts think the phrase comes from the Old French word buquet, which refers to a beam or trébuchet from which slaughtered animals were hung. As the animals struggled and spasmed, they were said to “kick the bucket”. Suicide by hangingSome say the phrase refers to committing suicide by hanging, where one stands on a bucket, fastens a rope around their neck, and kicks the bucket away. so which is it?
>>205884329probably the latter
>>205884325think they look a bit silly
>>205884329>As the animals struggled and spasmed, they were said to “kick the bucket”.That's the English phrase but what was the French phrase
If you have to be at work for a certain time in the morning to keep yourself fed and housed, you are not a free man
>>205884428err wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE2sCISQmpEOn repeat.
>Watched Shrek 1 and Shrek 2 for the first time over 20 years ago>seen them a handful of times since>never ever bothered with Shrek 3 and Shrek 4what do you reckon lads?should I get it over with or just live in ignorance forever?
>>205884428modes ban this nsfw poster i just lost my job
>>205884428Umm, those are tettois
>>205884428Need the name immediately friend :)
>>205884457how about you grow the fuck up and read the bible at christmas
>>205884428erotic video penis hard
rorke's 2024 work party attire
>>205884457ignorance
our word for bucket is seau, our word beam is poutreand if they're hanging from it, they can't kick it
>>205884485amazing post
nigga really contemplating if he should watch shrek movies in 2024
>>205884457Tbh never really liked it even when I was young. So never kept up with it
MAC
Why do people vote for Trump?
>>205884428coomer freak i find no pleasure in virtual naked women
>>205884510sorry, do you mean he should or shouldn't?I've never seen one. are they good?
>>205884521he's a laugh
>how about you grow the fuck up and read the bible at christmas
>>205884520You got a new mac computer for Christmas?
>>205884186They did everything an American could do to get on TV. Olympian turned woman, Ex-husband got OJ off the hook. Sex tapes. Reality shows. Reality shows. Reality shows. Products.
>>205884550hes not wrong
>>205884521some cos they're not very nice people and trump represents themsome cos the dems are the party of continuity and people don't want continuity when they're poor and unhappy and getting poorer and unhappier
>>205884528no lol it's just a shitty kids movie
>>205884488The snowman is very well endowed relative to his body size
>>205884320
>>205884521because the opposition is crazier
>>205884521>>205884565>brooooo just vote for the serial liars who want to open borders to everyone and kill off all your nice american towns to ethopian cat eaters
>>205884553Ok but if they're making reality shows about you, you're already famous at that point
they call him zion don
>>205884607you represent the "not very nice people"
>>205884609Socialite sex tapes will do that
they call him spain paki :)
>>205883108think you need your head examined if you think a woman wrote any of this dreck
disgraceful what you can do wiht computers nowadays
>>205884428Seriously no one knows this girl's name?
*mutes you*>you represent the "not very nice people"
>>205884626no, you do
>>205884565>>205884626you have to be 18 to use this site
>>205883243absolutely fucking despise these freaks
In the next 3 days someone is going to post a picture of an empty tube carriage captioned “looks all the yt people have gone back to shitshire for christmas” and it’s going to get 200k likes
might crack another 'oni
>>205884570What is he just talking about the weather going to winter?
>>205884651I missed it, in no less than 400 words describe it to me, I'm visually impaired. I've also never seen breaststroke, so you may have to use analogies
>>205884674Only this time, it will be rationed by someone who will response with an image of a cosy village in Hampshire at Christmas and will get 1 million likes
>>205884658Irish diaspora
>>205884658A yes, one of the most mean-spirited bullies in British media chastising people for not being 'nice'.
>>205884674thanks for the free viral TikTok idea
>>205884674is that where youtubers live?
Got a gimmick planned where I post a empty tube carriage captioned “looks all the yt people have gone back to shitshire for christmas”
>rationed
>>205884669yeah old people are all famously cunts
The left prey on emotional peopleThats why they want women to have more power than men and have women voting for them
>>205882879Paul Bohill?Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker Black Label. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul."I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but a slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut."The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."
ah yes i vote for "nice" people because i am a fucking retarded woman
who wants to quit alcohol with me
>>205884674must be nice having subsidised housing in central london like most of those "sorts"
>>205884782it's my new years resolution
Growing up around women made me a massive incel misogynist in all honesty
>>205884792new years resolutions never workthat's why i'm cutting it out today
What's Limmy doing on Christmas day?
>>205884674
>Interactive map reveals how Turkish barbers have taken over YOUR town
>>205884782yeah, after this beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMPC8QJF6sI
>>205884773Was just thinking of this lol
>>205884799they're awful people arent they? put the sexo to the side, remove that monkey brain mentality for one minute and you realise they're really stupid and obnoxious freaks
>>205884822
>who wants to quit alcohol with me
>>205884855would spaff that bussy all day long
>>205884855pretty apart from the willard ofc
>>205884860yankified gimp
>>205884855The most shocking thing after "Brianna Ghey" was murdered was the complete failure at every level to acknowledge that he'd been groomed by adults online to dress as an anime porn character.His "gender identity" made everyone around him blind to the obvious safeguarding risk.What was "Brianna" doing on TikTok to get 180K followers at 16?The medical transitioning of young boys is an extension of an adult sexual fetish - therefore, it is sexual abuse.
>watcha looking at love?>oh just those dubs
>>205884860of course, they have the unfair advantage of laundering dirty money, like every single paki business
what we need is more turkish barbers, pound shops, vape shops and charity shops on our high street. they are the engine rooms of the british economy after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OElIuI83AGI
>>205884799>Growing up around women made me a massive incelMakes no sense. You'd be used to being around women and should be more comfortable
>>205884855>>>205884875 >>205884887 >>205884891Major spaki meltyI thought liverpool were winning at the moment?
>>205884860Nice grotty beard and unironed shirt giving real 1950s down and out vibes
pretty sure that was trolling outside of /b/
>>205884855Would honestly suck her penis at this stage he looks peng as fuck
found a kitkat chunky in the fridge, peng
>>205884913don't forget car washes!
>SIR KEIR! GET DOWN!
>>205884951>>205884959Major spaki
>>205884855CWLTSHC
>>205884746Is this what happens ultimately when 2 people are on a narrow path and neither one steps aside?
Ocado delibery here any moment now
Shadow the Hedgehog is 20 next year
Rorke's crisps
London screams out for more pound & vape shops
Happy Shopper dinner from the offlince
>>205885097Crazy that unless you're in a rich part of any city in the UK, high streets consists of vape shops, kebab shops, cash generators, gregs and turkish barbers.
Why do you keep replying to the same tranny post
>>205885030just got my hello fresh inbroccoli and tomato risottosweet potato and kidney bean chillilemon, leek, and pea linguine
so sick liverpoo winning so easily. the ped freaks
>>205885136I don't
LGBTQ = PAEDO
how about a /brit/ meetup?
>>205885145Nobody cares spaki
men are better than women at most things including sex so i reckon shagging a tranny would be a better experience than shagging any womanimagine a tranny sucking you off, know their way around the dick and balls and maybe bumhole too
new hamster just droppedphotos soon
>>205885188will that be a mile of dick?
>>205885213Very gay post.
>>205885188Imagine the STDs.
>>205885221Assuming the average penis is 6 inches, nowhere near a mile
>>205885188my willy is too small for this
>>205885213rather imagine sucking her tits while our erect cocks entangle each other
>>205885251hey i'm the one getting my balls and dick pleasured while you're at home calling people gay. now that's gay
>>205885260>what is an STD screening test
>>205885217You bought Richard Hammond?
>>205885288
>>205885269DIAMONDS
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>205885312Ah yes ,the Sun, known for not trying to stoke the flames of moral panic
>>205885269i'd just like to snuggle up on the settee while we watch the footy and then we can play some games
>>205885221assuming an average penis length and about about 5 minutes per guy, at a conservative stroke rate of 1 per second, approximately 65km or 40 miles of dick
>>205885357Gayest thing I've ever heard in my life
>>205885262if 1000 men give her 11 pumps with their 15cm dicks it will be a mile
First round and i got this wow
>>205885270you're wanking to tranny porn in your smelly bedsit
>>205885357grim
What do you think the Emma Watson scat poster looks like?
>>205885383I'm just fantasising. Never watched porn of trannies. Just pics here.
Just getting the right (big) island is an accomplishment for indonesia
mental how i loved the gf so much, gave her everything i could and would have died for her, and she chucked me away like spoiled milk haha x
>>205885341yeah how awful for people to be morally repulsed by such a thing don't they know it's nearly 2025
>>205885394normal
>>205885394
>>205885407spaki?
liverpoo are leftypol fcfor me it's the souf fc chads on chelski
>>205885377so if 10000 men give her 1100 full thrusts with a half-foot of dick each, she'll have a thousand miles of cock?
>>205885407women are cruel
>>205885394That is Emma WatsonShe's an autocoprophile
>>205885435drew with the ev today
eating food
>>205885407bit of a one sided story
>>205885433>>205885435Spaki melty
>>205885437yes
Indiana Jones and the Thousand Miles of Cock
why are latinas so obsessed with mid anglo bands
rorke porke jorke knorke
>>205885407what did you do?
>>205885480Zimmer's Hole would be proud.
riding cock for thousands of miles
Having a rought time on Geotastic today
spent my weekend posting lewd comments on 4chan
>>205885505Didn't do anything as far as I can tell and as far as I asked her, she just said she wants to focus on herself (unironically) and there doesnt feel like much love between us anymore
>>205885577what was the lewdest?
>>205885577better than giving it to bookies
If 1000 people cum 5mL that's 5 litres of cum quick maths
#angeout
SALAH
This sucked so much fuck my life
>>205885626>>205885627Go back >>>/sp/aki
>>205885668/brit/ is an /sp/ generaldeal with it
>>205885668football hating gay nerd detected
>>205885587Probably something about tonguing some tranny's shitty gape
all jokes aside football is fucking boring shite
>>205885685/sp/aki is a /brit/ privateer. What you pense about them pommes?
>>205885713i'd like to lick out a cute trans girl not sure about shitty though
>>205885720Nah just spurs
>>205885745>>205885745>>205885745the sir new maker
>>205885713real sex never matches up the fantasiesi hired a ton of escorts to try some of the nastiest shit on them and it was always gross in real life
