somewhere in germany edition
poo smells lmao
my new oven is so quiet i'm never sure if it's even onfreaks me the fuck out
Sweden!
Shit thread
Those stuffing chicken burgers from KFC are actually quite peng. Just hoovering one down right now
>>205888113all three of them have probably been penetrated by some feral african
love having yanks filtered mehighly suggest giving it a try
>Kyiv strikes Russian skyscrapers in major drone attack 1,000km from frontline
>>205888087>poo smells
im literally like a Blade Runner detective protagonist when I eat street food in the food court of an indoor shopping centre next to loads of third worlders
>>205888113i wonder if they shit with their arse
Rape doesn't exist
>>205888113Black mans delight. You just know they’ve had their holes stretched and filled by the cronems batons
>>205888113bit orange
>>205888164don't be stupidof course they don't
>>205887601textbook washing up. i took out the food waste bin as the moldy pecorino was starting to stink a little.got myself a beveragino too.
>>205888072Purchasing power parity. Cost of living is different across countries, PPP attempts to take that into account when working out how rich people in different countries are
>woman with 2 daughters comes into the shop today>tried to be cute and asked if they were her sisters>she just glared at me like I was retarded not making any effort with women in 2025 lads2026 will be my year
>>205888154Jew terrorism if you ask me
Time for another episode of the yellowjackets.
watching dune
mad how whenever a blonde woman just exists some scrawny manlet brownoid will start clacking at his keyboard about muh BBC
hide yo kids hide yo wivescause they're rapin errybody out here
>>205888154Wow maybe this time it will change the outcome of the war somehow
>>205888221fun tv i liked it
yeah I'm thinking based lads
>>205888113best face: rightbest body: middlebest farts: left
>>205888246Yeah it’s supposed to be decent. Surprised I haven’t watched it sooner. Only couple episodes in but it’s great so far
>>205888133>>205888164>>205888169Why are you like this? Mental illness?>>205888171Yes, Swedish girls love orange!>>205888264
tunnocks teacakes desu
.Germany's Interior Minister Nancy Faeser said the suspect appears to have been "Islamophobic".>The suspect, Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen, is from Saudi Arabia>He also expressed sympathy on social media for Germany's far-right political partySo a Saudi Arabian kills 5 people at a CHRISTMAS market and the media are trying to paint it as a right wing attack?How stupid do they think we are
>>205888199
wars end less when battles are won and more when deals are made and Trump will cut Putin and Zelenskyy a deal that they'll both eagerly accept but pretend to accept reluctantly
>>205888235Wow
>>205888281Timmy's weakness
how many sittings to get all that scranned solo?
>>205888274All built for BBC. Probably have taken hundreds of loads from virile well endowed black men. That’s the only thing that could satisfy them
>>205888274god i was hoping the first one inside had just come out of the bathroom after a stinky poo haha
>>205888261Oh you didn't get the memo? There's a character called Mukherjee It's gone completely wokeThey better give her a Lancashire accent otherwise it's just blatant pandering
>>205888199>he doesnt know
>>205888154Russia shouldn't have invaded desu. Sweden and Finland in NATO, Syria lost, navy decimated, China salivating at getting Siberia, an entire generation of men killed, wounded, or incapacitated for life, economy in shambles, Putin having to watch over his shoulder and all of his food tasting bitter for the rest of his life, laughing stock of the world and for what?
>>205888280if its not motivated by race, or nativism, is it actually right wing?
having some cupcakes
>>205888301Looking with a microscope to find a morsel of British culture in this post
>>205888303Need to see her take a trip to brum to sample the local BBC
pasta bake in the oven
>>205888354fat piece of shityou fucking fat bastardcunt you fucking fat cunt
>>205888339read that in the Guardian did you
>>205888303you'd be happy with that I reckon
>>205888375Raging little twink
>>205888354>not mince piesretard summer freak
>>205888324>>205888325Why are so many British posters like this?
>>205888375i know you are but what am i
alright lads lets keep it politeit's christmas
>>205888339Stop reading nafo/Jew propaganda, that'll be a good start
>>205888339agreed. although im not sure their economy is hurt as much as youve suggested. ill admit i havent read much on the topic
>>205888381Mad when people think opposing Russia is somehow left wing when it's been the cornerstone of British foreign policy for the last 150 years and American foreign policy for over 100.
>>205888347He liked posts by the afd mate it's cut and dry right wing terrorism
>>205888404Something possesses me when I come here. It's like some demon enters my mind and takes over and I start posting like a deranged pervert.
>>205888398christmas in summer just works. you'll understand when you move here
>>205888326couldn't care less lad it's just a clay animation movie.
the post-poo walk
>>205888419mad what a retard you are
>>205888381>>205888413hush lads, the adults are having a conversation
dominos on the way ladsget in
>>205888357Don't be daft
Dem Jordans be squeaking
>>205888435somebody should really kill you
>>205888453scran
>>205888444I was so disappointed when another chick came out. Ruined my fantasy of a stinky swedish shit.
>>205888435bet you have a fir tree like a stupid idiot. get a palm tree or a cactus or spastic
>>205888419*Jew policyFixed that for you
>>205888413It's embarrassing how much people actually believe this shit. /int/ and /k/ are utterly delusional.
>>205888437>MovieAh I see you're an americanised zoomer, makes sense now
>>205888453...digestion
how do aussies cope with the cultural dissonance of christmas in summer?think about it: every single christmas themed film, song, etc. has always been about snow and it being coldwhat does that do to a national psyche?
don't like the politics posts. can we can go back to british classics like farting girls, trannies and pooing?
>>205888473the guilty post-dual poo walk
>>205888456What a waste of cash and military kit
>>205888503Nothing. Imagine caring about yank propaganda shite put out by Hollywood
russia is a jewish construct
That's a real hummmmdinger
Vape flashed. It's over.
>>205888276
>>205888545get yourself down to the kishop before it closes
>>205888490don't let conversation ruin your Christmas mate x
>>205888515It was destined for the scrap heap and instead got to to be used. If a bullet ends up inside a Russian skull, was it really wasted?
>>205888565That's a bloke
>>205888513d-do girls really poo together? in the same bowl at the same time?
Jekyll jekyll Hyde jekyll Hyde Hyde jekyll
it is harder to do my ket now because my entire famberg are here
>>205888565faaaaak that is one smooth bussy
>>205888528mad how ancient Rus was just modern Ukraine while modern Russia comes from Muscovy Slavic tribes
>College basketball manager tragically dies in a car crash
>>205888525a christmas carol you fucking imbecile
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ODYcyhdwYMIthe latest from pumba
decided to cancel Christmas after that one lad here said I was too old for it
>>205888432>like a deranged pervert.Okay but why specifically are you obsessed with black men?
watching videos about cheese
>>205888623BBCs thrusting in and out of their mouths filling up their throats with cum
>>205888597The first Rus capital was Novgorod though
>>205888588Hope your niece takes it by accident and your whole family thinks you gave it her while you were trying to nonce her
>>205888623oh i'm not the bbcnews poster. i mostly post about girls farting and pooing.
>>205888476plastic one from kmart actually x
Detroit. Rock City.
>>205888623two of those look dysgenic
The London life
crimbo wahey so it is aswell
powerlifter gf 2025
>>205888650classic 190 relating everything to noncing his niece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjpqAA-dD0s
>>205888580woah hardman. Well we've tanked our economy getting Ukrainians killed, while Russia is getting bigger. Guess a bullet in your brain wouldn't actually do anymore damage
want to ravage a nice, cute pussy
russians are nicer people than ukrainians. yearning for capitalism makes ukrainians self centred and bitchy as fuck
>>205888623zesty ass lips on the right
>>205888339>China salivating at getting SiberiaGood.
>>205888692BNWO enforcement agent
>>205888599
mental and I mean mental how they dont talk about covid anymoremakes you think doesnt it
>>205888698shan't
Ariana Grande is locked to become the female artist with the highest monthly listeners peak in Spotify history in 2-3 days time, surpassing Taylor Swift (116,229,071)
Reckon girls fart when they're at a slumber party and had a LOT of cheese and wine. I know girls like to drink rose and get the top-shelf cheese at Tesco for their little gettogethers surely at the end of the night when the gas builds up from the cheese and wine and their inhibitions are gone they gotta release some of that gas. I reckon loud and proud type farts all around.
anyone up for ending my nightmare hellscape existence
>>205888674end caught me off guard
Muslims and Africans shouldn't exist in cold wet dreary places like the UK, Ireland or Scandinavia. The climate isn't correct. They belong in the deserts and jungles. Spain or Greece are arid enough to justify it but trying to establish the ummah in Yorkshire is like trying to grow lemon trees in the tundra
“don’t wanna break up again” (121.1M) surpasses “obvious” (120.9M) as Ariana Grande’s 86th most streamed song on Spotify!
Imagine if all of Europe was catholic Mongolians would never have wonMuslims would be eternally buckbrokenJews would be relegated to being gangsters again
>>205888713thought you meant BWO
>>205888692how can i persue a profession as a female thigh powderer
>>205888750>cheese and winethis is what middle aged women doslumber parties are for teens where they drink alcopops and eat chocolates
Still absolutely howling at that lad I destroyed so much that he start screaming at me to admit defeat so he could go to bed lmao
Marvel Studios is reportedly interested in Ariana Grande for a role in the MCU.
>>205888787first you have to start as a gay porn powderer
>ancient RusAh yes what could this "Rus" be connected with today
>>205888750If you're obsessed with farts you should attend a yoga class. Those stretches make them fart like crazy, stinky horrible rooms
>>205888803who gives a fuck
>>205888802I accept your concession
>>205888794What do 20 year old women in this cunt do at gettogethers?
>>205888764>Spain or Greece are arid enoughbit harsh on the spaniards and greeks
>>205888720everyones desperate to memhole it and pretend like it never happened
>>205888802You were done, plain and simple mate
Ariana Grande has accumulated 10 BILLION streams in a single year on Spotify for the first time in her career.
>>205888815She probably having the time of her life on ecstasy
that bassline is slappening
>>205888586Arthur
>>205888815garies r us
>>205888817and the queefs?? what of the queefs?????
Marathon goon sesh on the cards alri LG x
got the toys ingot the drugs ingot the cock outgooning pmvs on one monitorgooning friends on the otherit's time to goon.
>>205888829ghettogethers more like
>>205888692I'd let her lift my clean n jerk up into her snatch , if you catch my Sneed.
>>205888787powerlifting coach = powder the thighsweightlifting coach = slap the thighs
>>205888872what drugs pal? interested in joining
>>205888709>russians are nicer people than ukrainianswhat are you basing that on exactly? how many armed separatist movements has Ukraine supported and funded? how many passenger airliners has Ukraine shot down?
>>205888879LOL
thinking about using my brain ol’ godberg gave me
>>205888881how do i get a job as official slapper of olympians
>>205888889thc pen x
Canada is so corrupt that a politician can be in a care home wholly incapable and not lose his place
Goonbots, roll out
>>205888872Based. Need those goon enhancing chemicals x
mental how revolting ballsacks areI'm looking at a trannard right now on twitter and he's pretty and airbrushed and everything but then his ballsack is just a ballsack and it ruins the entire thing lmaodon't understand trannard enthusiasts https://x.com/izayoiRui/status/1719510366479380640
“intro (end of the world)” by Ariana Grande has reached 400 MILLION streams on Spotify.It’s her 35th song to achieve this.
>>205888894Ukraine are bigger terrorists than Russia. Face facts GCHQ
>>205888872Could you BE any more degenerate?
>>205888894>how many armed separatist movements has Ukraine supported andThe current government is one
>>205888934why are you looking at tranny scrotums on twitter then lad?
how do i filter posts that contain ariana grande shit in them
>>205888950i'm not a tranny at least
>>205888934why look that up, why even post it utterly bizarre
habby grismas :D
the scrandew lloyd webber
https://youtu.be/PaRGj5Phpm0
>>205888934I'd shag his arse til my cock fell off
The ariana goondem
>>205888934Absolut FUCKING state of that blown out puckered asshole
>>205888916should try the old mcat
>>205888962Stop filtering rule breaking posts, if you aren't reporting them you are complicit in the discord tranny derailing tactics that ruin this general.
>>205888934I can't see it
the scrank you very much
jordans be squeakin rn
here they arethe boys
>>205888947That gal has quite the set if pipes on her
>>205888986Hey 190
the drugules oh yes the drugules
>>205888984such good students A++
British people are weird.>Mgubu Muhammad from Uganda? People like him built Britain. I would be honoured if he shagged my wife.>Ivan Vladimirovich from Saint Petersburg? SUBHUMAN SAVAGE. KILL HIM. PUT A BULLET IN HIS HEAD. NUKE HIM. WIPE THEM ALL OUT.
full dome bald myself couldn't handle the aggressive thinning that scalpberg saw fit to bestow upon me
ari is british culturedon't you remember the manchester bombing?
>>205888720I don't talk about it anymore. Am I part of 'them'?
>>205888113Scandis are dark.
>>205888959>>205888967because it's christmas
I like how everything on Gumtree is described as "STUNNING" (all caps). Like some old fart will be selling her decrepit kitchen table and calling it STUNNING VICTORIAN VINTAGE TABLE
>>205889042You'll never be a frog and nobody does that
>>205889042Just the jews, not actual British people
>>205889066You do that.
>>205888812Unironicall>>205888811y Sweden
The Three Wise Men
the ukrain war was fake. it was literally just soro dividing the white man
>>205889089K incel
Every body that you meet, has an original point of view
Can't believe he does that. What the hell >>205889066
Where’s mousey???!!! :PPP
Sky Advert featuring a little girl asking out a half-caste wogWell done Israel!
youve been watching too much nighttime television my son
>>205889108not me
>>205888184>>205889125
>>205888954retard
>>205889147logically speaking a corridor is just a way to get into various roomsit should be as small as possible since nothing can happen there
arianabender on a maddone
>>205889147 leftypols room at the end of the hallrorkes rook to the right
>>205889160i hang my washing in the hallway
who in the shitting bastard is paying 54 quid a month for that
um wtf rorke?
>>205889160then logically you wouldn't have one. just connect each room to one another
>>205888996dont know where to get x
>>205889157Hello Mykoka from Manitoba Oblast. Why are you not back in Ukraine dying in a trench defending my democracy
>United Nations Security Council Resolution 1701 is a resolution that was intended to resolve the 2006 Lebanon War. The resolution calls for a full cessation of hostilities between Israel and Hezbollah, the withdrawal of Hezbollah and other forces from Lebanon south of the Litani, the disarmament of Hezbollah and other armed groups, and the withdrawal of Israeli forces from Lebanon, with no armed forces other than UNIFIL and Lebanese military south of the Litani River, which flows about 29 km (18 mi) north of the border.[1] It emphasizes Lebanon's need to fully exert government control and calls for efforts to address the unconditional release of abducted Israeli soldiers.
>>205889195what a based lad
>just connect each room to one another
>>205889201this isn't physically possible unless people have to watch through each other's rooms
>>205889218not one morpheme
The Asian Fanny
She's definitely been cranking up the fake Emma Watson accent more and more over time and her weird, mangled annunciation has steadily gotten worse. When she started attending Oxford at the same time as HARMOYONEE GRAYNJAA HARSALF, she started workshopping a new AMMA WATSYON variant where she put on a slightly more grown up tone and eased off on her creepy habit of pitching up her voice in videos to sound younger.She also blatantly integrated a bunch of new fake vocal tics (lots of lip-smacking and clucking noises which, coincidentally, Emma Watson also does in interviews fairly often but Ruby has cranked to caricaturish levels).But she can't seem to settle on a fake accent. Sometime she's ADOLT AMMA, sometimes she's PRACOCIOUSS CHOYLD AMMA, and sometimes she forgets the fake accent completely and leaves clips of herself talking in her normal accent to her parents in videos. It's not uncommon to get all three accents in one video.
poo tranny
>>205889195niiice bet he jerked off to that one
>>205889157Why did your flee from conscription?>>205889195Based
>>205889195courage and bravery I have not witnessed before
dadberg showing me car repair videos on youtube
Hilarious that she whips out the performative poverty yet again while showing a bunch of stuff she bought."We byoth loff MEELAG MOICE and want tyeu buy tham bott can't josstifoiy it."Most Meeleg products cost £5-15. The most expensive single product they sell is £290. Ruby and her mother are both landlords who live in a manor home, neither of them have to work, their whole family dodge their taxes, and they go on numerous overseas holidays a year. Ruby's clearly not adverse to cluttering their home with childish stuff, either, so that's not a factor. If either of them wanted them, they could buy the whole collection and not notice the money was gone from their bank.
>>205889195king shit
>>205889240oddly enough you found it necessary to announce that to the entire thread. for someone who doesnt care you certainly lack awareness of the fact that others dont as well.
>>205889298what do you do? £25 an hour sounds way too low unless you're living in a rural area
>>205889298bro just discovered annual leave ong
I want to smell Emma Watson’s poo.
>>205889195we've all been there
Is she being funded by Big Corp-commonplacing. Why is she so obsessed with trying to make this a thing
Well Rorke?
>>205889252you mean enunciation. totally different word.
>>205888984Those cats are going to have a bright future
>>205889298what i'm taking from this is that you're still working on christmas day mate
>>205889320have you actually ever smelled a girls butt or done anything scat wise with them?because i think if you do it'll cure your mental illness once you realise it smells
>>205889320Only prime Emma Watson
everyone who says art is about beauty is fascist more or less
>>205889298Haha epic 190 chromosome master cuck
>>205889231it is the logical end point of what you your very self said
>>205889342i meant to say the 2nd and have since deleted my post out of shame
>>205889351cute catberg x
>>205888984right cat is clearly the top lad. barely pays attention to the lesson. can't wait to get out of class. probably smokes in the car park.
Ruby's definition of commonplacing: When two or more different things exist in close proximity.Ruby: "No, mummy, Oiy'm not josst leaving piles of onwanted robbish all yover the house! Oiy am CWOMMONPLYACING, OIY'LL HAVE YEU KNYOW!"---Ruby: "MUMMY, didjooknyowww that your hambag contains moltippol piece of written infwormation and THAHHRFWORE can be considered commonplacing? And DIDJOOKNYOW that roads are also commonplace bocks because they contain many different signs on tham?! And DIDJOOOKNYOWWW that if someone gats tattoos with waaahrds on tham, than they have commonplaced thamsalves?! And DIDJOOOKNOWW that if you stand naxxt to someone and yeuu byoth have waards on your clyothes, you are commonplace people?! DIDJOOKNYOW THAT LOIBREESSS THAMSALVES ARE COMMONPLACE BOCKS?! WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING MUMMY?!"
>>205889356Art is imitation of nature which is beautiful
just randomly remembered the time we got to bring our DSs into primary school on the last day before the christmas holidays until the teacher went absolutely livid at us for connecting with each other on them still to this day I don't understand what her fucking problem was
lel
>>205889351
>>205889370I too am an on-leave-until-the-2nd chada toast!
>>205889348what is prime Emma to you?
Didn’t win anything on ye olde Spanish lottery lads :/
>>205889369Nope. the logical endpoint is having a thin corridor where you can comfortably walk through to get to the right door. Anything more than that and you've introduced a problem. Trust me I've thought about corridors more than anyone else on this planet.
Only good vibes
is it weird that I wank to clothed trannies and pretend they're women because I like man-faced women
>>205889423Aha no trip
>>205889438you like androgyny
Kept getting dejavu all day today. Fucking driving me up the wall
THEY’RE BOTH ON NINESI CAN’T SPAKE
>>205889416fat bastard
Ariana cheated on her husband (who she then had to pay over $1 million to in the divorce settlement).... with this...?I'm gonna need the straights to explain this one to me because girl... giirrrrll
>>205889058huh
i don't understand discord. I signed up but there's no channels. How do you even join a channel? At the moment it's just me.
>>205889449Why do you keep trying to bait me into using it again lol
the real problem with food is poo
>>205889473reckon she's ever had explosive diarrhoea?
>>205889416>>205889463
>>205889475:skull:
I'm getting busy wit it
you can easily have a house with no corridors where no one has to walk through each others rooms . /brit/ is fucking stupid
dunno about you lads but if i had a spanish flag i'd use a trip
Prime Emma Watson.. What a doll
>>205889475Rorkes foray into discord noncery held up by his own stupidity and tech illiteracy
what on earth is the point of rollercoasters? pathetic pastime
>>205888647
>>205889485I'm lonely Uwu
>>205889522You can literally prove mathematically that you can't you spackerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Bridges_of_K%C3%B6nigsberg
>>205889475get a load of this boomer
been making soup lads. nearly blending time which is the best bit.
>>205889522my flat doesnt have a corridorits just one big roomin the corner theres a hole where i do my pees and poos
Faggots I get it, you need an invite to join a channel on Discord, but where do I find the channels?
got zogged in argos again
Just coomed to BBC BNWO White Genocide WhiteBoi Beatdown TikTok Splitscreen Compilation Episode 24
>>205889431I accept our concession
>>205889576what colour is the hole?
>>205889575Good stuff, I used to make soup. Cheap tasty and healthy.
>>205889557um
>>205889590square bed freak
>>205889590Where are the doors?
got the count dankula on
>>205889590>no doors>once you're in you can never get out
>>205889594brown
will there be a new?
>>205889416mad how they don't have to work
>>205889610>>205889609simple asliterally my ideal home. bathroom doubles as a on suite with a secret lock
>>205889675
your all so funny
>>205889626rorke exposed!?
>>205889502this you?
Had a whole liter of PaulanerGot the stein and the beer for $45 when the steins in shops are like $50 so quite a deal, hand made in Germany and stamped by the maker and everything
>>205889678me "accidentally" walking in on mum while she's bathing
