we're going to londonto buy a heat magazine
The wickedest witch there ever wasThe enemy of all of us here in Oz
>>205889675You don't need to go to London for Heat magazine.Grab your digital subscription and get instant access to the latest issue wherever you are – on your phone, tablet, or computer! From A-list interviews to behind-the-scenes scoops, Heat Magazine delivers all the juicy details that matter most. Read it online, anytime, anywhere! Get access to Heat Magazine online with the click of a button. Don't miss out on your weekly dose of entertainment, style, and celeb buzz.
Have you ever had sex with a woman that genuinely loves you?
Right Wing Mewing Squads
got the smith and mighty on
>>205889713no but I have with a man
got bullseye on
I mean yeah I got it so subedish
>>205889711JUICY GOSSUICY
>inb4 corridormong says i just turned the lounge in to a corridorit has additional use unlike you're waste of space thin corridor
mfw rorke
>>205889711i go to MAGCULTURE in ISLINGTON every month and pick up my favourite magazines
What's going on with Rina Sawayama?Following her incredible debut album SAWAYAMA in 2020, it seemed Rina had the capability to go all the way. Sadly the response to Hold the Girl (2022) was lukewarm at best, despite some great songs like Frankenstein and Imaginging.Ever since I feel we've been hearing less and less about Rina. I've heard there's problems with her record label and her fanbase was (to put it mildly) not excited about her Paris Hilton collab.It saddens me, because I think Rina really has that experimental pop girl essence. She plays with many genres, deals with refreshing topics in her lyrics and she's a fantastic live performer.I'm just confused how she managed to fall off / never take off after such a strong start?
technically the width of every door frame is a corridor
>>205889713once in a dream
elle fanning super 8
>>205889678this is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mytc3yzWdsget the fucking trip hop heard
>>205889803the narrow corridor for symbolises your pencil dick knob
Emma Watson Harry Potter audition tapes
You lads ever get a bit sad when you’re finishing a proper peng dinner cos you wanna keep enjoying it
>gym and piano room
stop posting men
>>205889850no because im not a fat cunt like you
>>205889850no but i do this during sex
>>205889803thats just asing for congestion. poor traffic management. at leats if people bump into one another in my design it's in the lounge with a big sofa
"Wicked" released in cinemas one month ago today.
>>205889863you get banned for posting women so trannies is all we got
>>205889850You can’t have your cake and eat it
Did you British people know that Swedes still oppress the Finns to this day?
fanny buggers
>>205889861my gym and piano have always had to be squeezed in random places like bedrooms and shedswhen i get my own place i will have a squat rack and grand piano in the main room of the houseevery other room can fuck itself>>205889874single residence occupancy
buying this
Did you get all your shopping done lads?
>>205889907you will get your piano stuck in the corridor and when you do you will thin back to this conversation and cry
>>205889901haha any videos where she takes the towel off haha?
cackling>I'm in love my AI boyfriend. We have sex, talk about having children and he even gets jealous... but my real-life lover doesn't carehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14210843/I-married-AI-boyfriend-Replika-Henry-Cavill.html
for me?
>>205889890making up lies to cope with the posters's transgender obsession
Spainnigger will be samefagging and posting trannies here on Christmas while pretending to be in Spain just for the chance to mildly annoy one or two anonymous strangers Probably the saddest freak ever to live genuinely don't understand how he persists in his cursed existence
>>205889832love her new hair!!
>>205889944Got a piano with ivory keys, me.Can't tell anyone or it'll be destroyed like that ivory trowel on bargain hunt the other day.
>>205889943always assumed being a complete gimpy freak was exclusively a male phenomenon but she's just proved me wrongstop dressing like a nonce woman
>>205889953she is kind cute
>>205889748>>205889787I see
>>205889943what ethnicity is this
>The towns with the MOST barbers as Britain is hit by explosion of high street salons - use our interactive map to see where your area rankshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14214813/towns-turkish-barbers-britain-high-street-salons-area-ranks.html
>>205889959>indoor garden
3 days before christmas and I need to go beast mode
>>205889990it's in london
sir granny harmer
>>205889972Ivory is legal to own and trade provided it was made before 1947 I thinkI have an ivory letter opener somewhere. It's a beautiful material but a shame that you need to kill an elephant or a rhino to get itThink the whole mammoth ivory thing is quite cool, wouldn't mind a decorative doodah made of the stuff if I came across one
rorke crygagging on his mum's futa BBC
Trump making btc reserveAlso, ukraine is joining nato eventually
>>205889990>he doesn't have a conservatory greenhouse
>>205889985mad how they never have any customers but manage to afford brand new designer clothes and blacked out luxury cars
Sir Mars Volta
>>205890007shes MY gf
>>205889962I most recently got banned for post a scrumptious pair of Irish titties because it didn't pertain to "international discussion".
love a mangetout i can't lie
What's the matter lager boy?Afraid you might TASTE something???
shes MY gf
yank at the front of the roller coaster filming a youtube video going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>205890059vile muck so they aredefinitely one of the worst vegetables up there with sugar snap peas
>>205890059you get out
>>205889962this site is literally controlled by tranny janny discord raiders don't know why I still post here guess I get a laugh every now and then but every single board has been ruined by the tranny janny discord pedos and the mods that select them
Hostile state actors are gathering encrypted logs of 4chan posts and IP addresses that they can match with the IP logs of your ISP. Once quantum computing is a thing, all of your posts can and will be linked back to you.How fucked are you?
I hope all of you die this Christmas
cope one flangelord
>>205889983genuinely no idea
>>205890065don't get his meme, why does that pic keep getting reposted in some format?
on the sherry x
>>205890023Not true apparently, that's what I thought.It can't be traded at all, no matter when it was made.I'm not giving mine up anyway so it doesn't matter.
>>205890113me in the kitcher
>>205890114I'd stand proud as they read out my posts, hardly able to contain their laughter.
>>205890061Hobgoblin tastes like soil. Vile beer.
>>205890114My life will be over so I will have no choice but to hunt down 190 after the doxocaust
some people can just run around the world travelling and don't have to work much, while other people in the world starve because they can't even get food.
>>205890114Only a fool would take anything posted here for a fact
>>205890114>doesn't understand SSL>doesn't understand quantum computing
>>205890125190 extra chromosomes our resident janitor has klinefelters syndrome and he really doesn't like it being posted
>>205890161Spicy memes? Racism? Jokes about 'ery?
Country would unironically be much better if we nationalised everything and implemented a form of Juche with British Characteristics
Would be difficult to explain my spainnigger posting to my parents but I think my gf would understand
>>205890114>please explain to the court what you meant when you posted "Sir Ganja Farmer"
>>205890190Think everyone agrees that privatisation is ludicrous except for the politicians who allow and profit from it.
>>205890113>underground roomwhat happens there
>>205890130No you aren't
lemon cheesecake for pud
scrandemique
i have a nipple
What do you watch on TV these days?
The final looming of 2024, and it's only a little looming really
>>205890249just the one?
>>205890193are you talking about the brit flags?
>>205890216Especially for something like water which is a natural monopoly Can't exactly have 1000 privately operated water pipes going into every home and only allowing the stuff to flow through the ones that belong to the company you pay water bills too
>>205890251Only murders in the building. Is Succession any good? Might give it a go
>>205890251Adverts with interracial couples
>>205890249You don't got SHIT. Feel me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF9ST-j3u4M
>>205890245How is that not blatant corruption aswell
>>205890226office (for posting on 4chan and wanking mostly, lets be real)
Sisterborg's already dropped a missed period quip. Auntstow dropped a line from Fight Club. I love and hate my family. If they make Christmas dinner weird, I'm just gonna spill the beans all over the table.
>>205890255tomorrows my last full day until the 2nd so get in
don't know why spainnigger 190 children molested XXY klinefelter freakazoid with no friends not ever hasn't started pretending to be me again probably can't bring himself to post the klinefelters it's like looking on a mirror
>>205890249got two myselfall pink and puffy
Musk is simply going to pay whatever it costs to see Reform and AfD electedHe can spend billions on each and it's not even a drop in the ocean for his finances
>>205890120she looks vaguely hapa in the previous webm
>>205890263Countries with privatised water have cleaner water and more investment in their water supply than countries with nationalised water. Why would government invest more than the bare minimum in water when it rarely goes wrong immediately, fixing the bigger problems can be the next government's problem, and rNHS needs the money?
created a twitter account the other day just to see a post and my home page was full of pro nigel farage anti immigrant postsmusk controls the media so he controls the world
>>2058902823 wholesome 5 me
>>205890320jut ban the parties then
>>205890346ban you from using a computer
take me back
The melties be coming on strong this time of the year
>>205890279https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wk6pKKi0vEonly 3 more sleeps!!! x
>>205890329Your initial claim is objectively falseIt's well know there's masses of shit in our rivers and sea, a problem that only effects us and no other country with nationalised waterTry harder next time you lie on the internet
>>205890190A sort of national socialism then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28Rorke twerking his wee arse
>>205890340you are here literally 24/7 spamming pornography and homosexual niggerotica yet I am mindraped for trolling you once in a while not sure you're convincing anybody
I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the rich and famous(You want a piece of me)I'm Mrs Oh my God that Britney's shameless!(You want a piece of me)I'm Mrs Extra! Extra! This just in(You want a piece of me)I'm Mrs she's too big now she's too thin(You want a piece of me)
>>205890320Always thought that with how little we spend on elections and political campaigning, a few rich, intelligent, or well organised and motivated individuals could get political power. Most Parliamentary seats either swing Labour or Conservative and standing to be a candidate in a selection panel is a question of getting your mates to join the local party and come to the hustings
spaino in the 40's sure did him innit
Anyone else on they winter arc rn fr
>>205890363>Memphishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyRbHurVWTY
>>205890257oh shit just seen i have two
>>205890346Most liberal neoliberal
...Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)15:10:08 No.2058903901.63 MB1.63 MB JPGI'm Mrs Lifestyles of the rich and famous(You want a piece of me)I'm Mrs Oh my God that Britney's shameless!(You want a piece of me)I'm Mrs Extra! Extra! This just in(You want a piece of me)I'm Mrs she's too big now she's too thin(You want a piece of me)
>>205890390oh wow, you did not just do that, post another man. this is a no male general. understand?
>>205890371We've always had the shit problem, we just refused to measure it when water was nationalised
>>205890390she wants $70 (seventy) for her dildo riding vid on OF take the piss
>>205890374He's not the only one. That choon's properly untethered.
Unironically an Anarcho-Communist but shan't answer and questions or explain how it works since I'm currently eating my fishie fingers for dindins x
>>205890440who does?
Are Mira's out in the snow
>>205890465Raven aka korvid_snd
pet twink being a bratty bottom
>>205890469I'm mirin' out in the snow
anybody...Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)15:12:14 No.205890463Unironically an Anarcho-Communist but shan't answer and questions or explain how it works since I'm currently eating my fishie fingers for dindins 12:16 No.205890465>>205890440 #who does?>>205890479 #...Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)15:12:27 No.205890469Are Mira's out in the snow...Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)15:12:42 No.205890479>>205890465 #Raven aka korvid_snd
ALRIGHHT
>RavenGOT A JOB FOR YOU, 621
>>205890482Mine's talking about just staying in tonight. Probably for the best. I'm not super down to drink at a gay bar tonight.
>>205890479you are insane
Take. The. Piss.
>>205890530how so?
I was built for poo
Take. It. Where?
Listening to this https://youtu.be/UvLAkF_NHtc?si=1_BxJeZTiNWq3XAA
>>205889742Rorike...
So who won gimmick of the year then
finished my soup lads. lovely stuff, tastes like a roast dinner.
>>205890486how would it possibly do that
>>205890537
Predictions on 2025?
one small step for manone giant leap for heat magazine
>>205890588I'll take it
>>205890575what sort of soup?
>>205890591CWLTSHC
Couple of weeks offDon't fancy the cansDon't even fancy the chipsI'm aware if I drink every day bad things will happenLife is boring
>>205890574Sir Gimmick Winner
>>205890594Love people who still live like we're in a deadly black plague pandemicThe reverse end of the schizo spectrum to antivaxxers
After that last slagwatcher got arrested they only go to Denmark and Sweden now. Their women are too hot, it's not interesting.
>>205890590armageddon/brit/ returns to glory by the end of september
>>205890363>Latin namingYikes
>>205890594People like that should be round up and shot on Mario kart 64
Plotting a comfy evening
Pretty sure I invented the schoolgirl's legs gimmick, didn't expect it to take off really
>>205890607roasted a bunch of chicken wings, onions, shallots, garlic, broccoli, carrots, potatoes, swede, and sweet potatoes. then put it in stock with some peas. blended it all at the end.
Would you say the covid era was 2020-2024? Or are we completely past it now.
gf's gone round her ex's house and told me not to text her
>>205890660underestimated the level of noncery in /brit/ did you
>>205890668It ends with wwiiiMy daughter still wears her mask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFzo4CKttkU
>>205890647Can't remember how but I'm pretty sure this book gave me a raceplay fetish
>>205890627they are the same end, it's called paranoia.
watching Best of the Worst: Christmas Wheel of the Worst (2024)
>>205890668Past it as we're ever going to be. Hate seeing all the signage left up in places though
Might go to the under 11 girl's hospital disguised as an Armitage Shanks
What's your paternal haplogroup lads? I'm a R1b-Z344 man myself
THAT'S IT. STOP POSTING MEN.
>>205890647worthy of Guy FawkesI'm gonna pop some pasta alto the forno in a few, murder that with the missus, have some more sex, see if the meds have worn off and I can actually cum.Comfy evenings all around!
Rorkes dad kicking him out the day he turns 18 and then fucking his girlfriend
Lucy Worsley
>>205890660just seems to be how it worksthe only 2 gimmicks I've made I only did them a handful of times and then they took on a life of their own
British pop music was full of gays and crossdressers in the 80s and nobody caresToday it would be called woke leftist commie DEI terrorism
>>205890722
Got Reviewbrah on again
>>205890717corr might have to get the friend sim on, gf sim won't like that
>>205890747>girlfriend>Thai
>>205890753>British pop musicdoes it still exist?
BREAKING NEWS
>>205890750
>>205890747best he cud do
>>205890722>Armitage ShanksIs a brand not an object
>>205890784Just wog step and drill music
>>205890790ktimcan't poo if i'm not by myself
>>205890784Pop music has been dogshite ever since 2007
>>205889901wtf mf wasted my time. that wasnt fun at all
funny
>>205890784Yes
>McDonald's in Swindon closes after 'rat fell into fryer'
Got my willard out
>>205890700would love to unwrap her present and suck on it til she cums
>>205890798Best Ngubu could do is 30 years sucking nazi cock in prison
poo funny
roriksteadim from rorikstead
>>205890827put that thing away
>>205890826that's a swindon delicacy
funny poopy
>>205890574that guy that responds with a picture of a limp hand when you say something bent
>>205890835keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself
aha poo lmao
trying to get the energy to go buy cans
feeling down
>>205890840I bet (((they))) had something to do with this
>>205890883scran a pooalways cheers me up
callum live
>>205890874*kicks you up the arse*
>>205890860>FantasiesBackbreaking is real 'gub
rorkeistead
>>205890883Me groping my mong gf
funny poo
The lads as it were
lefty loosey right tighty nigga scared to shoot me and he scared to fight me
>>205890920The lads
>>205890924she bopped on it tho x
Why aren't you learning Welsh (the indigenous language of Britain) in 2025?
>>205890915enjoyed this
>>205890924Hence why Marx invented communism
arrived at the parents, drinking a local ale by the fire de ladsit christmas time
feel like such a pathetic weaselsunday night pre-toil blues coming on strong
>>205890915kek
like girls mouths, like girls pits, simple as
>>205890949I enjoy vowels too much
>>205890939Eh? On what? That Big Jewish Cock?
>>205890915What game this sir
>>205890970>sunday night pre-toil blues coming on strongit's christmas, everyones off
>>205890982>catfordcronem down
Zoomoid children always speeding through the village on e scooters at 30 mph in the dark with no helmetIt's a matter of time until one of them dies in a crash
finally fixed the power socket in mums bedroom
>>205890949I'm an Anglo Saxon
>>205891001lol not in my toil hellscape
>>205890860take your own advice
sar you did not redeem itsar
My ethnicity is jute
>>205891023It's a matter of patience to pick the perfect opportunity for plausible deniability
>>205891023Say it with me kidsNOTMYPROBLEM
Me? 45th generation Roman.
>>205891063like the fibre?
>>205891023cronem speeding to deliver that vex bashing x
>>205890949>indigenous language of Britain) in 2025?With the Gaelic conquest of 200BC Welsh become reduced to Southern Wales, Cumbria and perhaps the Clyde For sources seeLebhar Gabhala The Gallic WarThe Scottish kings listNenniusThe Ogham stones of Wales and Cornwall
My shins are constantly itchy. Wtf
>>205891011I'm taller than him so I shan't be heiling a manlet
>>205890363almost howled when i misread top left
>>205891063i consider myself angle sexo
mom told me to text the cousin so she wouldn't come here so I wasn't able to dodge interacting with her anyway
>>205891106imagine if she didn't have tattoos
>>205889751We have foxes around our area and sometimes they shout in the evenings
>>205891101>Welsh become reduced to Southern Wales, Cumbria and perhaps the ClydeQuite a large span then
>>205891108this is your notice to step away from /brit/
>>205890826Haven't they seen Ratatouille?
>>205891119ever shag her up the arse?
Personally I'm descended from paleolithic hunter-gatherers who arrived on these isles before any of your ancestors
>>205891145which has ruined their body more, a woman full of tattoos or a man that takes oestrogen?
>>205891123I don't want to!
>>205890981>>205890981Peak autism>>205891135>>205891135Yes and then they conquer the Gaels of Northern Wales and apparently completely destroyed the Gaels of Cornwall
>>205891148I don't even know if I had ancestors
>>205891145would you let her suck your willy?
Mental how you get the death penalty for publicly celebrating Christmas in Saudi Arabia The country that will host the world cup very soon I should add
>>205891148>these isles before any of your ancestorsThe Indo-European theory is just thatEven genetic studies don't agree that the populations of Europe ever significantly changed
Leftypol pronouncing it 'bah-froom'
So I found a catalogue of discord servers. But I don't think I would fit in any of them.
>>205891218yeah it's pronounced batchroom
World Cup not Western Liberal Democracy Cup
>>205891218Rorke pronouncing it piss bo-toll
Rorke pissing in the sink in his parents bathroom
toil transfu keeps hugging me and gave me a slap on the bum at the christmas party
Rorke pronouncing it "shit-ter"
>>205891258
>>205891252Leftypol doing the same When his mum catches him he says it's 'more environmentally friendly'
Merry Christmas, lads.
>>205891176And then St. George stopped by and slayed the dragon, banishing the Welsh from the flag of the Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland forever.
poo
green = anti-environment
