edition
>>206004973>literal nonce dynastyCatholic church
what's with all these fash wave zoomer tiktoks is there still hope?
I did 13 years for a spate of sheep scalping in eryri.
>gunning down defenseless Arabs is the marker of hardnessThey're only relatively defenseless BECAUSE Israel is good at war
Never met a hard Jew either. You ever seen a Jew footballer or boxer? Course you haven't, they are all specky little frail neurotic freaks.
why are rich dynasties the only ones who get to get away with noncery?
>>206005016cope
6 posts already. Mad how time flies.
>>206005039They are defenseless because you have hemmed in a tiny state over the course of 80 years backed by the Yanks.
>>206005052I accept your concession *farts*
will be done before tomorrow
TRANS POWER
>>206005062>hemmed in a tiny stateYes by dominating them Don't see how winning makes them soft, bizarre victimhood logic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOjXh8Ibr-4um, why is this bad
imagine taking shitposts seriously, anyways time for me to eat this lesbian porn sandwich x
>>206005022the whole thing mate, from the star wars reboot, to joe biden being a dementia patient president, to donald trump being clearly a nonce who is now demented, to tommy robinson having a comic sans font on his manifesto, all the decades before it, all the years that will come, all of it is just bullshit aimed at slowly making both sides of the spectrum give up on what we had to make way for something Ai robotty with no hope of change
>>206005110Not reading 5hat
>>206005039they're only good at war because the yank cucks pay billions to put them on tutorial mode
one more week until 2025. whatd you accomplish this year? what are your resolutions or goals for next year?
>>206005110aye a read a wee bit ae that partially. mate if I was with you we'd probably have a good convo but fuck knows cba desu
>>206005086It's a pathetic victory in all honestly. Palestine is one of the smallest states in the world, and backed by NATO arms and intelligence Israel still hasn't managed to wipe out its supposed greatest enemy. Today it resorts to barbaric tactics like torture and denying food to civilians, milestones even the Chinkies and Saudis have surpassed.Israel has got the shot of fighting Gaza and has overplayed its hand leading to it being a pharaih state and still hasn't achieved its goal of wiping out all Palestinian resistance. It is an artificial state propped up by whites for the purpose of allies in the Middle East and it is soon outliving its usefulness. It is populated by a disgusting ugly inbred race of Jews that think they are gods chosen when in reality without American funding they would be no better than the Arabs that surround them, and would likely be utterly wiped out by them. Without whites, you are nothing. Without our support, you crumble. Without our history, your state does not exist. Without our mercy, you are gone.
>>206005137Nah they've been dominating for their engire existencd, long before receiving massive US sponsorship
>>206005148>resolutions or goals for next yearstill got to achieve this year's before thinking about next's
>>206005148stopped caringcontinue to not care
must weigh 20 stone now, MASSIVE fat cunt me, need to sort it out
>>206005159They defeat literally every enemy they come up against, whether it's in Lebanon or Gaza or SyriaAnyone who's come to attack them has been absolutely fucked
>>206005194stae ae you man. fat mess
my childhood best mate is fat, has a bit of a lazy eye and a receding hairline yet always manages to get attractive girls interested in himsimply dont understand the female species
>>206005137america didnt help us in our forming years and first warsarabs had soviet tech, weapons and advisorsthere are many reasons for their shortcomings but history is clearly not something that interests you
>>206005174their entire existence IS receiving massive US sponsorship
>>206005202What great enemies they are. Hezbollah (who are still around and currently bombing Israel) and Palestinians (who are currently resisting after 80 years and have global support)What a pathetic race you are. The Holocaust should have happened. The Irish wouldn't be 5 minutes with you.
was going to start diet and that in the new year, think I might start now
>>206005194likewise, trip to asia did me no favours now im skinny with a beer gut and perpetual double chin
>>206005212he's probably an honest chap
>>206005237settle down mate
Sick of everything
>>206005253Stick it up your arse, Jew rat.
>>206005207need her
carol of the bells
feel like lead>>206005259same mate
Been depressed for 10 years
>>206005237>What great enemies they are.Maybe they are, you've never fought them
>>206005221it’s really not, that’s only a relatively recent thing and at the begin they had to fight extremely hard for US support.This idea that Israel has been a US proxy state since day 1 is pure arab delusion and leftist cope
not suicidal but im ready to die, i'd welcome a painless death with open arms
>>206005291*inflates you*:)
>>206005291think it's been 18
Really fancy a shag
>>206005221No it isn't
*kisses and nuzzle bops you all*: o
>>206005265me 2
>>206005306ktim
Don't understand how my fat sister can plan on having a kid and living with it and her bf in the box room of my mum's house.
>>206005340the council will give her a place
>>206005340welcome to my world
>>206005306*drops a piano on your head*
>>206005333thought this was a Jacobean painting for a second
depressed? go and fight in ukraine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO40CaFEG5Yridiculous
might join ISIS, they still about?
>>206005340You're moving out mate
>>206005340None of your concern though is it
>>206005340When you moving out?
>>206005376reckon if anything id rather fight ukraine
>>206005356Surely they have other priorities. Fat sister couldn't private rent either because she sends all her money within days of getting it and once a landlord sees her transaction history she's fucked.>>206005358Tell me about your world
IRAmong's on a 3 day break lol
>>206005376war would be over tomorrow if I did that would literally headbutt putin and he'd cower before me
>>206005376reckon if I was suicidal i’d go fight in Myanmar
>>206005389>>206005392No. Mumberg likes living with me. She hates my fat sister and wants her gone too.>>206005390It obviously fucking is. It will massively affect my life. I wish she was dead.
love the cricket
>>206005407>Tell me about your worldMy sister became pregnant with my brother in law whom I dislike I now have a nephew whom I love to bits and would kill for
yes i am a girl *sigh*no i will not have sex with you
adult muslims do have the brains of 12 year old boys tbf
>>206005448nonce
>>206005448My sister isn't even married. She's financially irresponsible, lives at home with me and mum still and is incapable of doing simple tasks without fucking it up.
>>206005430Your fat sister is giving her something you'll never provide
>>206005430Reckon you should think a little further down the line. When you get your degree what do you plan to do?
>>206005468Mind your own business your life isn’t roses champ
>>206005469Mumberg doesn't want grankids she's said this multiple times.>>206005471Need to focus on the here and now mate.
>>206005467I would honestly turn your face into paste
>>206005486>Mumberg doesn't want grankids she's said this multiple times.Oh dear, you know why she told you that, don't you...
>>206005481Can you seriously fuck off? You clearly don't understand the situation.
reckon mumberg wants her son back
>>206005148no weedno cigsno spending on myself (save necessities)read books (at least 26)get better at intra-day trading
>>206005463mental how islam was so influential in medicine and early astronomy yet the east has some how turned into 40iq goat shaggers that shoot each other for worshipping the wrong version of the same book
>>206005524That was just Persians
>>206005515No I understand you being jealous and wanting to throw dirt on your own family
>>206005515reckon your just jealous because although you claim to be a woman your really a man and will never experience motherhood
>>206005486Nowt you can do; best you can do is rent a room in a local flatshare and have a space of your own (which would be good for you, sad twat) or continue living with someone you despise
Sugar cane and Bananas were first domesticated in Papua New GuineaIn a place called "Kuk swamp"
that wallace and gromit was fucking banging wasnt it
whats the beef between the sunni blokes and the shia blokes
>>206005547aye kinda
got a £10 steam voucher lads, what should I buy with it
>>206005534>>206005536>>206005537Retard spacker takes. She has to fuck off and her fat repulsive bf too.
>>206005463
>>206005541Yeah because they get up to so much these days
>>206005554shia think they should walk clockwise around the black cube, sunni think the same but don't know what clockwise means, all kicked off
>>206005570you're seething
>>206005541whenever i hear about papua new guinea i instantly think about brain-eating cannibal thirdd world zombies. not fair because i'm sure it's a beautiful place but that's just how it is
>>206005570Fuck off from your mom’s house that you are also taking up room in while stinking it up and not contributing to the household?
>>206005463reckon he's having a wonderful fun filled xmas with the senpai
>>206005564a condenser *sly moustache twirling pepe*
>>206005554no idea but sunni muslims are all retarded
>>206005564vampire survivors
>>206005570You're just looking to row, shan't speak to you. The more time you spend obsessing over your sister the angrier you'll get. Also, snap us a cheeky pic x
>>206005265Big fan of the braless trend. BIG FAN.I mean they're just plain unneccessary really
>>206005593poo smells lol
>>206005593I do contribute. It's my fat sister and her disgusting bf that do nothing and contribute nothing.
O BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRC646agBxswilly ootfuck up
His sister probably isn't even fatBet she's proper sexy, nice curvy arse
dadberg had me screeching earlier ladshad tears in my eyes>xmas cracker had the question of "how many items would you have if you added up the items in the 12 days of christmas song">mumberg gets him to add up 12+11, then 10, then 9>then add 8, 7, 6>she then goes "five gold rings!" and he just stares at her like he had no idea what the next step wasyou probably had to be there but his gormless look made me laugh harder than I have in about a decadexmas is the best
>>206005628but she's getting pregnant, her arse and tits are gonna get all engorged and swollen
>>206005635genuinely dont get it
>>206005554I learned about it recently and found it interesting but I can't remember now.
>>206005268Great tune
>>206005635The answer is 364 ent it
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>>206005576not really sure what meaning you interpreted my post having in order to give this reply>>206005591no, that is still a very accurate descriptionNot even just rural villages hidden in the mountains still doing it, it happens in urban areasthey still have a problem with violence against women based on accusations of witchcraft, plus a mid double digit percentage of men there admit to having committed rape, with a low double digit percentage admitting to having committed gangrapeit actually is fully fuckedImagine all the African stereotypes and that is basically just an accurate description of modern PNG
eating vanilla ice cream in bed
>>206005685aye that's correctthat was the catalyst for a raucous discussion on why it was so close to the number of days in a year before we settled on it being merely a coincidence>>206005664mongoloid
>>206005709your family sounds gay as fuck
>>206005718because we have a laugh at christmas crackers?bet your family is the like to splurge on this
>>206005709It's actually not a mere coincidence really
>>206005736my family are too intelligent to celebrate christmas
the ex gfs pillow is so much comfier than mine and it doesn’t even smell like her so epic win???
>>206005747
>>206005745oh really
Christmas is over for another yearMy one-day hiatus from /brit/posting has endedI am back for another twelve months
>>206005749genuinely how does something smell like someone elsenever got thatUnless they have a perfume with a unique scent, people don't oft have a distinct scent in my experience
>>206005564antonblast
DO DO DOOO DO DO DO DO DOOOO(and it goes)DO DO DOOO DO DO DO DO DOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXxnv31xuI0
>>206005767respectfullythe time you weren't here was the best /brit/'s ever beenI think you're anchoring us down
MGM really killed it and then they REALLY REALLY really really did not. Ick ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK MGM!
>>206005554Some prophet can trace his lineage back to Muhammad Shia and Sunnis fell out over whether this was true
>>206005789it's sometimes good when I'm here so it's not just me :)
>eating vanilla ice cream in bed
>>206005291been depressed for 12 me
FOR THE VERY FIRST TIIIIIIIMEFOR THE VERY FIRST TIIIIIIIME
>>206005767Wahey
Everyone says that the 12 days of Christmas gifts adds to 364 but the truth is that it's 78 gifts. Some were simply mentioned many times
>>206005810actually you'd be turned on by how much of a twink I am
snuggled up and comfy in bed watching wallace and gromit like i'm 6 again
>>206005524the inbreeding got to them eventually
>german christmas treesdeary me
>>206005810I want to suck a man who looks like that
>tfw Barry off of Eastenders walks out with mic in hand again
>>206005843>Christmas day>dress in all black
>>20600573675 for just that 1 plate? Must have included alcohol and stuff
>>206005843the autism is quintessential af
>>206005843Less carbon footprint. The xmas trees went woke
what did you buy emma for christmas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQBrPg9uCrI
>>206005852
browsing /hm/
what the hell is going on here
Having another cider. It's very cold.
>>206005879A time turner so she could be that age againBa dum tsss
>>206005900Have you ever actually kissed anyone
>>206005908OH YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT
>>206005900having a coffee while reading, stay comfy
>>206005919He kissed his mum once
>>206005925Most of us have
>>206005852Ghost of Christmas future reference
Feeling so lost and depressed
Is there any point getting high-end clothing items?I was having a look at some cheap "fancy" clothing and they were like 1/10th the priceI understand back in the day craftsmanship would have made a massive difference in qualitybut these days surely the mass produced "low end" items are basically equivalent to their "high end" counterparts
you'll give in and kill yourself one of these daysand we'll all celebrate and you know it
no wanking ever
>>206005937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_yskRDrmqI
>>2060058924chan.org##.post-hidden.reply.postif you put that in your Ublock filters then you don't even have to see the filtered post
>>206005946I wish to plap a baby into this sow woman, no I NEED to plap a baby into this sow woman
>>206005953ahah, gl w/ that
>>206005953lass has more fat rolls than greggs
>>206005953Want to slide my willy on her belly rolls like a hot dog on a bun
>>206005993Would love a munch on her steak bake
>>206005524>>206005533 is rightbasically every important muslim scientist/mathematician was persian, not arab
doing a watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3HpzoLIAOY
why is oak-birch-fern shithole not listed in my habitat book, it basically covers my local area including "nature reserves"
watched 24 hours in police custody. woman domestically abuses husband over and over. finally gives him brain damage and he dies in hospital from it. sentenced to 16 months in prison
Anglo-Indian derriere
thinking about zdtv
>>206006044whom
Hark the lark in Cardiff Arm's Park!
Brit’s couldn’t help themselvesHad to add a BLACKED cuckold storyline to This Is England the tv showWhat’s wrong with you
>>206006145glory to the new-born king!
>>206006153white guilt innae
>>206006044Christmas day?
when i wear a blue shirt my eyes look bluewhen i wear a green shirt my eyes look greengood that
Quiet in /Brit/ tonight
>>206005940kindamaterial, stitching quality and sizing is still indicative of quality which would mean higher price
You thought I left you dumb motherfucker ahahahaha
>>206006044who is the lassgod she's hot
>>206005940What is cheap "fancy" clothing
Still getting pussy. Still getting head. Still smoking that shit that make you ah haha ha ha! Sunny side up! Sunny side up!
Thought that other yank left but the mofucker is still in here
can't for the life of me remember what happens in indiana jones 4
>>206006259I keep it real. I get pussy. I get head. None of that homo shit.
>>206006219/britfeel/ might be more your speed
>>206006265Ends in ancient Greece. Kind of trans looking woman. Honestly thought it was a good movie.
we're all in here
>>206006339stop posting children gingernonce
>>206006338Kind of into almost retarded looking bitch nigga I am just keeping it sling keeping it mobile
>>206006331
watching a few elon musk presentations at his cars and trucks and thatcomes off like a complete imbecile with massive scammer vibes would be making my excuses to leave before he tried to sell me timeshare in floridayanks really are cattle born to be squeezed
sir gift receiver
>>206006370This is really fucking cringey shit and I can’t imagine being fine with just being objectified like this
>>206006376He’s the richest man in the world and successfully had a rocket booster return to its launchpadWhat have you done
ANIME NIME
It's 3:00 am and I'm lonely
>>206006044Who's this?
>>206006442
having a lovely hanukkah
you're going to spend new years on /brit/ with gingernonce and spakigrim stuff
Imagine locking her up in a room with Dredd, Mandingo, Jason Luv, Isiah Maxwell, Lex Steele, Jack Napier, Shane Diesel, Brickzilla, Julio Gomez, Cash Hollywood for 24 hours and without condoms
>>206006482I SAID ANIME
let's talk about suicide ladshow do i get my hands on sodium nitrite?
>>206006497Fuck off spaki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_M91mKAvWY
>>206006513just smoke cigs ffs
dropping peter north size loads on your gf
>>206006513If I knew I wouldn't be around to tell you
>>206006444When you working next?
>>206006265Doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things
>>206006530yeah i'm thinking about just burning some charcoal in my car instead, less hassle
>>206006531why didn’t he just park in the space
>>206006531Blocking driveway?
>>206006548Don't do it lad
>>206006548Yh I've thought about doing that, I'm scared of fucking it up though
>>206006427point of scammers is they get rich for a while until they end up in prison
>yeah lets make the christmas theme where you can hardly see the numbers of the post replying to you
>>206006548good choice
Wallace's desktop>Cheese PicsSCREAMING
>>206006575what happens if you fuck it up? seems pretty foolproof to me
what do /brit/ blokes do on boxing day?
>>206006592Brain damage
>>206006592might want to handcuff yourself to something inside the card and throw the keys away so you dont pussy out, try to escape, and end up without the brain power to follow through the next time.
>>206006588I remote accessed ur Mum last night x
>>206006588irix-style DE from the sgi indy eraman of taste i see
>>206006540Saturday mate
rorke lost
My penchant for mature women keeps escalating. I'm onto 60 year olds at this point.
>>206006637>that faggot jumping around outside the door
>>206006637imagine gunning them all down, turning them into red mistcorrrrrrr, as brits say
>>206006637judging them by their character and it's not good
>>206006599normies go to buy shit on sale in shops and go for a meal at the pub but /brit/cels stay home and play video games
>>206006636Reckon that till chair might sink a bit further down than it usually does when you're back
Honestly mental that large pre-industrial empires managed to hold togetherRead about some Roman legion marching from the Balkans to Germany to put down a rebellion and it took them 3 months to get there
>>206006666quads
>>206006576what’s the scam he’s pulling then
fortnite made 3 billion dollars profit 2023, 3 BILLION dollars from selling skins and dances
>>206006682The thing about Romans in particular is that they always came backLook at Britain when they first landedDidn’t come back for decades afterwardsSo three months don’t matter as eventually a legion will be thereThe rest of the empire was just stable enough for centuries to allow for that
hmmm what shall be my christmas wank
>Wife of Syria’s Assad badly ill with leukaemia, has 50-50 chance of surviving, reports say
>>206006743Unhappy and full of tears
>>206006752
>>206006768kek this is me
>LIVE: Israel kills five journalists in Gaza as three babies freeze to death
>>206006773>>206006773that’s disgusting
>>206006761not nice to laugh about thatwipe that smile off your face
O’Rorke be like>Finnegan’s Woke
>>206006599Idk they drive around and go in each other's houses and stuff
How do you do puppydoo?
>>206006780business idea: we try to save the children from freezing
Just tried this it was shite x
>>206006783>Ahhhh no we can't build that £5,000,000 light up giant Santa
Tried /diy/ and this happenedCheapest indoor lap pool /brit/?
All Christmas has done is emphasized how much I hate my family.
>>206006773>i hate israelarino!
>>2060068345 mil is nothing for a christian world city
>>206006848who are you quoting?
>>206006862the arab woman in the clip
Just took my socks off
>>206006862the woman
ass to ass
>>206006742Just heard about a Chinese/Mongol invasion of Indonesiatook them a year to sail there, then they had to leave early because the monsoon season was about to start up and would have left them stranded there
been thinking of getting into pop cultureprompted by the realisation that something like coldplay now exerts a similar magnitude of influence to, say, led zeppelin on future styles and trends
>>206006877How those bare feet feel honey. You moving them around sensually in the sheets? Feels good don't it...Oh yeah. Just keep those socks off
never really thought about it like that
>>206006862Mental how I could tell this was Japan before even reading the text
>>206006901Pop culture is kind of inescapable. I don't think you really have to "get into it".
>>206006919Yeah but the issue is, covertly this guy is basically saying, "HEY THIEVES YOU GOT AN UNTAPPED MARKET HERE!!!"
merry christmas merry christmassss merrryyyyyy christmasssss yeahhhhhhhhhhhh
>>206006919black guy struggles to understand the concept of a high trust society
enjoyed xmas but ate a bowl full of sprouts and now my room smells like there's a corpse inside itwould like this aspect of it to fuck off at least
>>206006935mate if you knew what my attention was focused on most of time time you'd realise it's possible for a person to be as detached as a caveman whilst outwardly appearing to be a normal internet-connected person
why does Christmas become Xmas?never understood this
>>206007032Secular version that removes Christ from Christmas
>>206007032jews removing christ form christmas
I never want to hear about your so-called "suffering" in the UK.
>>206007032The X is a cross. Represents Christ
EARLY NEW GET IN!!!>>206007144>>206007144>>206007144>>206007144>>206007144>>206007144
>>206007053>>206007084>>206007126Yeah I couldn't decide if it was the jew thing where they don't write Christ, or the X representing a cross and therefore just representing Christ
>>206005443She is so fucking ugly
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