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Me when a Xenoblade Chronicles music track pops up on shuffle
I like White and Asian girls and boys.Nobody likes goshpedo because he looks Indian and is a pedophile.
DOG NIGGAS
Is $4800 too expensive for a 3 week vacation?
>>214329223one looks like an actual cartoon villain and the other looks like a beardless santa in hypertensive emergency
im back
I hate niggers so much it's unreal.
>>214329267What were you watching on the telly now
>>214329248Flights, hotels, food, and entertainment/activities included in that price?
*convinces you the USS Liberty was just a big misunderstanding*
>>214329278Yes, it's the entire budget.I can afford it I guess, I'd just feel guilty
i think i'm starting to finally get it. it's the resistance that kills you.
>>2143292752 fast 2 furious
>>214329282the only thing that goober could convince me of is his miracle unibrow-to-nostril conversion cream works.
>>214329302Isn't that a bit too intense for you?
>>214329291depends where you going
>>214329291That's a pretty solid price for 3 weeks. Hotels and food are already pretty costly.
>>214329296life is resistance against death
>>214329313*chews your face off while assuring you 38 billion isn't nearly enough financial aid for Israel*
>>214329316not really. it was okayish. i didnt enjoy it
no one says gyatt anymore
>>214329343This guy visited my university and it sparked a protest and social media uproar
>>214329208my last melatonin dream involved Josh Radnor and was pretty much House of Cosby but with Josh Radnor
>>214329282It's called friendly fire and is common between allies. If it were so malicious why did the Jews stop attacking.>>214329343"financial aid" i.e. military aid that can only be spent on american weapons contractors which goes back into the american military industrial complex and ensures continual reliance on american military equipment, if anything to the detriment of the home grown israel arms industry.
Billy don’t be a hero
>>214329368finna boutta get dat gyatt
I am “the raped”
>>214329390>defending Israel>in 2025bruh what are you doing!
>>214329368That's because nigger culture is losing popularity.
>>214329387I'd be upset if that guy's hideous visage was within 100 miles of me. His opinions are pretty cringe too, even if he is "owning da libs". >>214329390Charlie please we're just having some fun
>>214329387noooooooo not the heckin NAZI
>>214329231 Xenoblade Chronicles X was cash
>>214329368thats so july unc
remember when ted cruz said the only reason he supports israel is because of the bible
>>214329419they're all cash + gears and saga 3
28 / 60 hours of fasting completed
>>214329430All I remember about Ted Cruz is Trump calling his wife a dog and Cruz spazzing out with "DAHNULLLLDDDD!!!"What a fuckin nerd.
Guy posted his mom, fucking germanic
>>214329441nah they're all shit except X
hes just getting a bbl everyone calm down
I wish I had a hot single mom like in anime so I could have been molested
I wonder if i will ever cease being a worthless slug, and start being a normal human with a social circle and a careerSeems like that ship has shailed
>>214329390>which goes back into the american military industrial complexOk, how much of it do i seeWill they lower my taxes now?
>>214329487Slugs don't lieHumans do
>>214329482
Wizard Prophesy:>Someone is holding you in their heart tonight
Why is Plastic Love such a good song
>>214329485Didn’t you have any older male cousins? That’s a one-way ticket to the molestation station right there.
>>214329487>start being a normal human with a social circleI just want money
>>214329482hey, i stayed away from the sauce until only an hour ago. i was perfectly placated by college football and beer. it's only now that i've decided to disrupt my life with vodka. and well that i have. i can almost feel my brain shedding its skin.
>>214329521That's how you get money. you know the right people
>>214329519>>214329485is it normal for gays to rape their family members?
>>214329506Reminds me of Spinster
why are so many pedophiles men and why are so many of them attracted to boys
Me and my fucking girlfriend
>>214329456shit taste
>>214329547you are an INCEL creep
damn my thread on /tv/ almost went a full 24 hoursrip
I have bad breath most likely due to the five sausages I had for supper
reminded that the texan homosexual was originally the one who was praising pederasty and talking about how ancient men had "sex" with "boys", and how homosexuality is "trad" , he was the one who influenced jason, who also began praising pederasty and saying faggotry is "trad"https://youtu.be/BNAT4ybsz_E?t=1008https://youtu.be/vSkZTVniuDMhttps://youtu.be/7QVh3kj7CjA?t=2140
nigga loves gobbling down his sausages
She blinded me with science
Meanwhile over in the 51st state...*CANADA ECONOMY SHRINKS 1.6% ANNUALIZED IN 2Q, MISSES -0.7% EST.
side-blinded
>>214329566I have chronic bad breath in the winter due to post nasal drip. I have to stick my toothbrush down and up my throat so I can gag the mucus out every morning if I want to have good breath that day.
>>214329577weird science?
>>214329570FUCK OFF PEDO
>>214329585i have something that can reach back there better
>>214329535Normal? No. Common? Yes. Also, I don’t think the cousin who molested me is gay in the usual sense. He has a wife and kids. I think he was probably a victim himself and his response was to warp himself into being a fucked up sexual predator who victimized anybody smaller and weaker than he was.
>>214329551Jason says he would rather suck a man's dick than to marry a white girl
all the niggas on steam are playing games tonight
wish there was a dial I could use to turn down the gayness in this thread
>>214329615yeah, homosex levels are off the charts right now
an alchemist discovered phosphorus from urine experimentation
i was molested by an older neighbor boy when i was 5 yes im bisexual
>>214329609but not you huh
>>214329609>playing gamesgay as fuck, i'd rather suck a girl's blonde pussy
every day i battle my porn addiction and lose
every man an industry. every man a factory. every man a battery
>>214329603do NOT remember asking
>>214329625We already know this jason this isn't news to ANYBODY! FUCK A FUCKING DUCK MOTHERFUCKER!
>>214329603I'd like to marry a White girl and suck *her* dick.
>>214329625That’s terrible, anon. I’m sorry that happened to you. t. also got molested and am now bisexual
>>214329653its because of the mass shooting
I'm half gay, but i was never molested.
i'm so tired i dont even want to goon
It's like I have brainfog in social interactions. I can't connect with people anymore even on a basic level. It's like I'm turning into a sociapath. That or delayed onset autism or some shit.
>>214329662fact check: false
True or false
pissing and shidding and farding and screaming
I regret to inform you that apparently all the new atheists just turned into shitlibs.
>>214329368That’s multiple brainrot cycles ago. Even Dubai chocolate matcha crumble cookie labubu is a bit behind the times at this point
watching diablo 2 challenge runs
Fuck a fucking duck motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>214329692shitlibs implies the existance of pisslibs
>>214329671I do this in my diapey
so is the new poe2 shit worth playing?
>>214329208I have those exact gummiesThey are delicious
my grandfather was enslaved, conscripted into vietnam he was
Anybody wanna buy a fucking tyler the creator t-shirt? I have never worn that shit and I don't want it!!!
>>214329705so true
>>214329666Same, I actively try to find an exit to any conversation as quickly as possibleand look super annoyed and skittish when co workers try to do small talk with me
>>214329701What if Seth Rogen and Joe Rogan raped
Respond to this with your kinks. Begin.
>>214329709you must be 18 months or older to post here
>>214329733Is this a yaoi or a bara scenario we're talking about?
>>214329735https://youtu.be/fTTsY-oz6Go
>>214329735facesitting, meaty pussyoral sex > regular sex
>>214329735>Respond to this with your kinks.
btw i don't believe the texan homosexual when he says he has a mexican bf there is 99% probability he is LARPing
quick fun trivia question just for goofs what's the us state with the most toxic wastes don't look it up
>>214329752Don’t know what that means
I’m gonna get high on that ganja
>>214329735I eat ass and I'm into musk
>>214329751Goo goo ga ga Mommmy!
>>214329735>female(or male if he's a femboy)>racially European(Nordic/Alpine) or Oriental>virgin(or a widow, or body count of 2 or lower if they were genuine attempts at romance and they weren't black/brown)>16 to 45 years old(16 is legal in my state)>4'11"(150cm) to 6'2"(190cm)>15% to 25% body fat>AA to G cup>"alt" aesthetic(NOT goth, it's like goth-lite, you know what I mean)or>gyaru aesthetic(NOT those freaks, gyaru-lite, like Kitagawa Marin, though her long nails are gross I hate those ghetto nails)>short, uncoloured, functional finger/toe nails>piercings(no nipple, belly, lip, eyelid, nose, cheek piercings. I think ear piercings look cool, I don't know what all the kinds are called, but no gauges)>no tattoos>blonde hair, black hair, brown hair, red hair, gray hair, pink hair>underlights>unshaved armpit hair>unshaved or maintained pubic hair>apolitical>racist>likes traditional otaku media>likes The Elder Scrolls and Fallout 3/New Vegas>is compatible with an INFP-A>is compatible with a Capricorn>is compatible with a polycule if we all love each other(no more than 3P and no masculine males, only another woman or femboy/trap/her brother)
>>214329767why not mexicans are faggots
>>214329767Lmfao it's Texas he might actually be telling the truth
By the way, I forgot to mention, I am in fact, chinese
>>214329771Nevada
>>214329781This is how we should fucking deport mexicans, fucking thank you
Turn down the schizophrenia a few notches, yall
>>214329771nevada was supposed to have the collected nuclear waste for the entire country but that fell through so idk
>>214329777
my kink is woman who aint a bitch
>>214329771Idk if they’ve still got the top spot, but I know that New York City has some insane toxic waste issues due to 19th century industry just dumping shit into the Hudson River and its tributaries
grim thread
I'm not your friend or anything damn you think that you're the man I think therefore I am
>>214329813haven't seen this little nigga in age
The whole post high school education thing is just a way to milk money out of naive young people, so instead going directly into an industry right away to learn the skills on the job and earn money, instead you have to spend money learning skills with no guaruntee of employmentthe entire thing is just a ponzi scheme
https://youtu.be/uyLc_Hg6Qlw
Is this true>>214329810
>>214329836fuck off pedo
>>214329817>>214329811>>214329795great guesses all around it's new joisey ooh eey
i call this a "spanner".
>>214329666Same. For me I think it was too much weed smoking and years of isolation.
>>214329818was about to say
>>214329839based alert
>>214329826babby is a solid meme, I try to keep the classics alive
Ahhhh finally proper driving musichttps://youtu.be/eOMB7GbnaeI?si=UoNCSeBuwAQsiCvW
>>214329731What do you think caused it for you?
>>214329835Its true, plain facts. Who shills universities when you're young? Teacherfags.
>>214329839>you should still nice to themweak faget car
>>214329524What's up with Americans and college football? Who the hell cares about dumbass teens running around with a ball shaped like an egg, then piling on top of each other like they're in a gay orgy? It's like soccer in Brazil where people literally kill each other over who gets better seats in the palmeiras stadium. Go get some pussy, you motherfuckers. Fuck a fucking duck, man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>214329850ou m8 u got a loicence for that spanner in ur mum’s fannois
i wonder how soon before my heart explodes from eating like a toddler every day
>>214329471Sarah Conor shit
OOOOOOO WATCHA SA-AYY
>>214329430Nah, he supports Israel, because they give him money to get elected. He just quotes a verse that he didn't even know where it's from, as a way to justify it without having to say "I take Jew money".
I use social security for my troon hormones and you're all paying for it, thank you trump, thank you
>>214329874the best can be draft candidates. this is how you get an idea into future nfl prospects while watching the game you enjoy. how much have *you* been drinking?
>>214329873One time I got stuck in traffic behind a schizomobile rather like that one but it was a gay guy with a bunch of bumper stickers about eating man ass
>>214329665Character development
>>214329901lol my tax dollars are going towards wrecking you and pushing you closer to the 41% club, sounds like a win to me.
*car pulls up*https://youtu.be/wwJ3gvYW0JI?si=CNy2PSYeMnFBzrGQ
>>214329843Guessing NYC when the answer is NJ is about as close as you can possibly get without getting it right :)
>>214329904In the apartment complex i used to live in there was a car that had a bumper sticker "only hot cops pull me over" & a bunch of lgbt shit with an army veteran bumper sticker lolnot sure why the military is so faggy
>>214329701Evil, subversive kike
>>214329904there is an amazing amount of schizoid cars out there, people have no shame
my parents are pretty fuggin dumb, but at least they didn't mutilate me at birth.
I get CRAAAAAZYYY brainfog and a headache when I use 4chan.
Ask and tell I say
>>214329942ur so cooked
>>214329938Not quite a schizomobile, but there’s some freak who lives near me with a shadman custom plate whom I see in traffic occasionally
>>214329902Man, the Super Bowl feels like a long, stretched-out commercial, and then for the halftime show, it's always some lame-ass artists like Katy Perry or whatever the fuck. I truly don't get the appeal of this gay shit. I'd much rather hit a whorehouse, see some white titties and pussy, get laid, and get my dick sucked. Fucking FUCK!!!!!!!!!
>>214329955Could've at least crashed out on a sexy bitch
>>214329938You know what I'm desperate at this point I'll give anybody a chance
>>214329960I find the political faggot shit more obscene than the genuine schizo shit about jesus or radio waves in the water
>>214329917pov: the big one put down the food that's least disgusting while making that noise and holding the rectangle
*dances suggestively in front of you*You're too shy, shy, hush-hush, eye to eyeToo shy, shy, hush-hush, eye to eyeToo shy, shy, hush-hush, eye to eyeToo shy, shy, hush-hush
Why are so many of you making incoherent schizo posts tonight?
>>214329406I'm not brown, a leftist, or otherwise heavily influenced by sociopolitical trends, I'm just objective on based Israel.>>214329409Kys pakjeet.>>214329501How much do you see in other subsidies? I can list some examples of ways in which subsidies benefit you in and in the same respect can list how subsidizing the american military industrial complex benefits you and the technology you use.
>>214329982Shhh. Do you hear that? The stars are whispering in the geometric dimension. Listen
>>214329985You are Jewish
>>214329980now it's stuck in my head
>>214329985
>>214329961I totally agree. The problem is this whole thread is comprised of a bunch of faggots like Jason who buy butt plugs and anal toys to stimulate themselves and that's their idea of fun. They literally play shit like the Nintendo Switch and think it's fun. I mean, if you were playing it with a girl and then banging her later, that’d be totally legit, surefire. But yeah, it’s super gay.
>>214329982My farts are cosmic and baby you are in my universe
>>214329996>>214329999You're pakistani, I'm anglo utonian
>>214329999>>214330000wow
Ice spice and Nicki Minaj disgust me
>>214330005LOL calm down we're just having fun here, don't get your little jewish dick in a twist
>>214329980Stop being so sexy anon.
>>214330013Jason disgusts me
>>214329999Did he kick the balls?
>>214329985>can list how subsidizing the american military industrial complex benefits you and the technology you use.Zog did a number on your brain, rip
>>214329961>>214330000How about the Super Bowel and it’s a bunch of zesty bucks competing in stretching out their assholes as wide as possible
/cum/ is unusually homosexual tonight
>>214330032jews don't have balls
Hey now, hey nowDon't dream it's overHey now, hey nowWhen the world comes inThey come, they comeTo build a wall between usWe know, they won't win
Just remember Smosh. They truly had some banger videos.
>>214330047its one gay leaf and one gay american spamming
The tranny shooter was Jason's lost brother from another mother
*hugs it*
>>214330058Also me making one gay post to be gross as a joke :) >>214330041
>>214330058>gay americanHe is a Brazilian living in wisconsin, he is not american
>>214329961it becomes a centering object of family. if the half-time show sucks, that's fine, because everyone can all go, "oh, that's it?!" and then everyone starts fighting to cast the better ones on the tv. and it all just goes like that. hey, it's on and making us wanna rush grace. 'ah, the game sucked.' while the kids are opening their presents. that's basketball though. weeknd had the best recent one.
>>214330062>>>/vp/
>>214330068Can't wait for that annoying faggot to get doxxed and swattedit's only a matter of time now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iubJ-XSL9go
How does Bald and Bankrupt have sex with so many Slavic women?he's ugly, and bald!
>>214330076>>>/Niggerfaggot/
rape is so mid
>>2143292313 was my first xenoblade game and i think it will be my last. legitimately the shittiest battle system of any jrpg i've played.
shoes with wheels and springs in them are a vehicle
>>214330093yep, they look like melanated penis
>>214330084They like money. He lies to them and tells them he'll take them out of their shit hole village which by all means is pretty based fuck shallow women
>>214330084He was (is?) a part of the PUA scene
imagine faggots start trying to reclaim slurs like how black guys say "nigga" so faggots just start saying "faggo" or "fagga"sup my fagga
People spamming gay shit is super annoying but some guys do have really sexy asses. That much cannot be denied.
I think if I fail to make it as i suspect i will in the next several years then I will just take an increasingly schizo path in life and try to join a fishing boat or something
>>214329208Reminds me I need to buy some milk
>>214330120Well I mean yeah
>>214330120I have a nice ass
>>214330126He need some milk
I had another gay wet dream again guys, I woke up drenched in sweat and with my undies dripping in cum, this is totally normal, right guys?
>>214330120>complains about super gay shit>posts about super gay shitGo and stay go.
>>214330124I'll just probably kill myself if this doesn't work out after 2 years
>>214330124fishing as a career is a hard life. if i just wanted to coast for the rest of my life there are probably better options.
>>214330013I wanna fuck them and Nicki in particular is in my top 5 celebrities
500 years from now footwear will increase your speed
>>214330136I thought this as I refreshed and your comment appeared. What does this mean?
>>214330130Yeah :)>>214330134I want to grab it in both of my hands>>214330139I go stay
>>214330020The Pakistani is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a muslim, terrorist, rapist, indian, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Paki and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”>>214330036America was better under peak zog. Shit went down hill once the judeo-bolshevist leftist soros chomsky thirdworld retaliated and installed barrack hussein in the membrane obama.I am actually going to write a book called "Dr Strangberg or: How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Zog."
This is what it sounds like..... WHEN DOVES CRY!
I'm not gay, I'm attracted to femininity and cocks. I'd suck a dick and maybe let one bum me, but only if it belonged to a cute girl or femboy.
Protip: you can shit between the mattress and the boxspring of a hotel bed and you'll get away with it 99% of the time
>>214330146Well that's the idea might as well do something that's at least interesting & pushes me to the limit
>>214330163how is this a tipin what scenario would i use this information
>>214330149This, plus the close up of the inside of her mouth, ruined Nicki for me
a rather grim state of affairs, it must be said.
heelies with brakes
Musky muscular men turn me on.
>>214329242you are a tranny O9A neonazi satanist who is a literal paedophile who has praised the child abuse of little boys done by ancient roman and greek pervertsagain, you are a tranny, who are a group that make normal person feel uncomfortable. there was even a big movement some years ago of right wing gays and non-gay but didn't have a problem with gays right wingers who wanted to remove the T and just have LGBand we have a J. K. Rowling who is a leftist but is very popular among many people because of her anti-tranny stancei myself am not a paedophile. that is something you made up because i called you out for praising pederasty . and i have never posted my face but even if i was Indian it doesn't change the fact that you are a disgusting paedophile satanic neonazi tranny freak
>>214330016Can the goyim also hire him?
>>214330182Not reading your post.
Took one of those slippery shits where it shoots out of your asshole at mach 10 and it made a distinctive "fwhup" sound that was identical to those old bank tunes that you put stuff in at the drive through teller
*abbey Shapiro walks in and puts her tits on your head* "aw baby you know I hate when you talk about the Jews"
>>214330174something is wrong with this image
>>214330168You're gay and unevolved if you don't >>214330182Didn't read a word you typed lol
>>214330203Like what
One of the craziest videos I’ve ever seen is set streetside in a major US city amongst a bunch of fent zombies. One of them is ODing, and a bunch of blacks swarm around all chanting “HE NEED SOME MILK, HE NEED SOME MILK!” One of them actually procures a half gallon of milk, and they proceed to almost waterboard the unconscious man with the milk. The bodycam-wearing member (White) of one of those opioid crisis response teams intervenes, and berates them for their failed milk endeavour, telling them to go way. He then administers an adrenaline shot or whatever to revive the ODing man, and starts trying to talk to him about getting clean. The piece de resistance? The junkie completely ignores the guy trying to preach to him about getting clean, starts pumping more fent into his veins, and within seconds of being revived is back on the ground ODing again.
>>214330171Any number of situations where you need to shit, you're in a hotel, there's a bed, maybe the front desk staff are rude or the maid is lazy. I'm not the kind of guy to tell you WHAT to do, only how to do it.
"a need for peace and a funny feeling", anyone can have that for whatever
There's a greater than zero chance Charlie Kirk is literally in this thread right now, seething about Israel and calling people pakis.
my lactose tolerance is being taken away from me as I age and I do NOT appreciate it
I love guys with plump asses
>>214330247I consume enough dairy that it will hopefully never go away, even as I transition into the Unc phase of life
Russia or Ukrainereply with either to this post winner gets their flag on the next OP
>>214330267Iceland
>>214330267Ukrainian girl
the next op should be malawi because they've got a nice lake.
No one likes goshpedo so he thinks making early shit news will change that
https://www.amazon.ca/Creative-USB-Powered-Speakers-Far-Field-Radiators/dp/B0791H74NTAnyone have these?
Just had a really intense piss shiver.
>>214330307how's the seat looking?
Can’t be bothered to follow the RU-UA war anymore>omg guys they’ve been fighting over the same ten-house village for a year and Russia finally moved ten metres and just took one of the houses… could this be it? big arrow offensive?? It’s happening???
>>214330310literally me
>poo sticks like concrete to the bowl AGAINim tired of having to constantly clean the toilet
think i might play videogames. we'll see. i'll keep you guys updated.
>>214330305https://www.amazon.ca/AmazonBasics-USB-Powered-Computer-Speakers-Dynamic/dp/B07DDGBL5TOr these?
>>214330317that’s me when I eat peanut butter
>>214330328Are you using proper toilet cleaner chemicals? The inside of the bowl shouldn’t stick if it’s squeaky clean
>>214330328just shit in a bag and throw it up the stairs
I would never fuck a guy in the ass without also giving him a reacharound.
What the fuck does this mean? I don't know if this is a gay thing or not. I don't like it though
>>214330328you guys don't have those little tablets that turn the flush water into cleaner?
>>214330348its squeaky clean whiter than hyperborea itself
>>214330348Mom made us clean the toilet constantly, and dad would come in right after and blow that shit up so bad, that shit stuck to it for days.
>>214330355wwyd if in a female ass?
I'm more of a top than a bottom, myself
I wonder if there's a special place in hell for gays or if they just get mixed in with everyone else like cannibals and Volvo owners
>>214330381the fuck you got against volvo owners you dumb piece of shit
>>214330370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGhvgsPB0fw
having a huge fart bonanza
>>214330392they're all hipsters and yuppies
for me, it's throwing bmw owners into woodchippers but the woodchipper gets clogged halfway through so they bleed out in agony
>>214330381joel osteen said no, it's just a regular sin.
>>214330402>be me>straight as an arrow my whole life>suddenly realize I've been eyeing Chad's bulge in the gym showers>turns out I'm 100% gay for traps and twinksso who wants to be my first? post your asses anons, I'll rate themtfw no bf to cuddle while watching animay
I'm the kind of nerd/dork that doesn't fit in with other nerds because they remind me of all the bad things about myselfand i also have an awful personality and hate being around any kind of person
>>214330405>tesla
>>214330425lmfao these guys are my favourite IRL trolls
i've been kind of in a mild migraine state the whole day since yesterday
>the faustian urge of licking the asshole of a big assed woman cleansomehow its always the chubbier girls with gigantic melons for asscheeks that taste the best and are the cleanest, skinny girls are just vile its like they dont even wipe
>>214330435
>>214330305>>214330336dogshitsave up for edifier mr3s
Can we admit SEC bros are basically twinks in pads begging for a gangbang? Bet half you virgins jerk off to quarterbacks in tight pants. Ditch the Bud Light and admit you’d rather suck dick at a tailgate. Which state’s got the gayest team? Alabama’s looking sus, gay
>>214330429Tesla owners go to hell too
https://youtu.be/raWSH1KrgFI
>>214330372laughed really hard at this
>>214330475new
the sea harbours strange creatures
>>214330449what in the FUCK is wrong with you
>>214330453>.webm relthat’s cool as fuck
>>>/r9k/82344687Made one(not about dick girls this time)
>>214330453Tesla sisters...
Ya hoe
