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>>214355637bruh it's a missing person have some goddamn respect
>>214355633I just don't trust Canadians
Youtube recommended a video of some Asian kid complaining about commodification of Asian goods in America (woke) but got whiplash when he hard cut to footage of Africans in Paris and made the point that Europe is a shithole now and has no cultural cred (chuddy)
>>214355706Actually based
for the last time, your wife came on to meI know I did wrong but it was just like that scene in true detective
GODS
thought about killing myself today after having a good streak of not thinking about it for like 2 weeks
>>214355677I've done more in my life to locate fat women than you can even begin to comprehend. Do not lecture me.
>>214355781you should have asked me first
>>214355798Same here
>>214355807shit, come here. it's all we got.
>No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it.
I look like this
i would let you fuck my wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paqnKdQqFmY
Kilmar "Babatunde M'saysay" Garcia of Uganda
>>214355798i always take inventory when that happens. positives, negatives, everything that would happen if i did. the negatives list is always bigger, so i never have. i do make myself chuckle every time, though. because the first negative i list is, "i would be dead." the first positive is also, "i would be dead."
Kilmar "Rapeabaybay 'n' NayNay" of Ghana
I promise to never go outside again
>>214355798I mutter-scream “I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF” whenever I remember something embarrassing from my pastso every 30-60 minutes
>>214356195Oh nice I do that too. But sometimes it’s I HATE MYSELF” or “I WANNA DIE” or “I’M GONNA SHIT MY PANTS”
>>214356195i've been telling myself all day that i want to kill myself
>>214356254Twin.It’s supposedly a way to feel more in control of a situation. The idea is that suppressing these intrusive thoughts makes you feel better. It is what it is I guess.
>>214356195>mutter-screamNo fur larper
think i'm gonna drool on my pillow a while longer. i know the whole day is passing me by, but screw it. i'm just not ready to do anything.
>>214356374That sounds a bit different from the intrusive thoughts I have. I do consider suicide sometimes but it’s almost always as an escape hatch when faced with bullshit I don’t want to deal with.
>>214356431Yeah that makes sense. But I wish I could just be at peace with my past memories and regrets so it wouldn’t feel so agonizing when they pop up in my brain. But until then, I guess I’ll just need to keep handling things this way instead. I’M GONNA FUCKIN KILL MYSELF lmao. Feels good even just typing it out.
Here’s what I want:I want you to take my entire fucking body and put it inside my bed. I want you to tuck me in nice and comfy for night-night sleepy time. And lastly, I want you to give me a smooch on the forehead and tell me that everything is going to be alright.
>>214356799fancy a spot of rape instead, perhaps?
Stop sexualizing my tight wet pussy you misogynist pigs
>>214356799ok
>>214356829None for me thanks>>214356920:)
>WoodenToaster - Beyond Her Garden
im back
I'm watching motorcycle driving around videos again
drinking covfefe
sure orange man might be dead but i've been dead inside for 15 years and you don't see me crying over it
long covid is very real
A well-known celebrity was a stealth FTM transgender this whole time and is likely to come out in the next few years. After people dug up "his" childhood photos of him in a dress as a baby it's truly over
>>214357387I think this has the capacity to mindbreak chuds honestly.
Holy fuck Stewie, I’m shitting
any twink man in?
>>214357387who?
I did not know that.HOHO! YOU ARE CORRECT SIR
I was never a twink
>>214357464
>>214357479no way
My friend thought he might have cancer due to some concerning stuff but his results came in and he doesn’t have cancer :)
where are the messssicans?
I really want to buy a scooter, but I don't want to be a scooter dude. A scooter would fit my needs perfectly.It just seems so gay compared to a real motorcycle.
Thoughts on Warren Balogh and Eric Striker's show WarStrike, /cum/?
>>214357559they get angry because they are always accused of being goshcell, so they don't post here often
>>214357572never heard of the show or the people
>>2143575101. There are very few known pics from his childhood. One resurfaced of him in a dress and these are verifiably his parents2. He's actually quite short3. If you look at the pics of him shirtless it appears he might be wearing makeup or doctoring photos to hide surgery scars
is being anti-zionist cool enough for me to drop the word "ZOG" into casual conversation? or do we still have to wait?
>>214357336moto vlogs are so gay and 2016
>>214357479The mom looks like a stacy, the dad looks like an incel sperg
>>214357479>>214357510>>214357617so the greatest rapper of all time is actually a woman? inspiring.
>Whatever it is it ain't gon be funny
>>214357571no half measures, anon.it's bicycle or motorcycle, nothing in between
you know, dropping a third 12mg hit of 2C-B may not actually be the solution to my current predicament...tho I wouldn't rule it out yet
>>214357643I didn't watch them back then, they are new to me
I haven't really enjoyed vidja for the last 2 years but I still play because it's the only time killer I have
>>214357704as we say in english"fuck it we ball"
>>214357688why is her body so mid but her face so attractive
>>214357709this car is depressing to look at
>>214357701that is what I was thinking, why go half way?I considered an electric dirt bike for a minute, like a surron or e-ride pro
if this is a dream, i need to keep dreaming. every time i wake up, it ends.
>looking up names of my high school classmates and realize how far behind in life I am
I will now commence napmode.
>>214357725
Chef of the future
>>214357749the engines were depressing, the handling was great
>>214355633
>>214357759>most successful girl in my high school killed herself in 2018
>>214357454Why You're not gay
>>214357759facebook is everybodys highlight reel, not reality, it doesn't tell you the whole story
I dropped out of high school
>>214357766flailing out of it. i'm >>214356478 , i can't just lay here. drinking some rockstar, will see if that snaps me awake.
my high school friends made fuckloads offa bitcoin and they felt bad for me (I sold at $1000 lol) so now I own a house worth like $2million because they crowdfunded me but they didn't give me anything else so I just stack cash from my job now.
>>214357794hahaha that'll teach her to be popular
cool story bro
me and the bros
>>214357846if you can do this without being ostracized you should sell the house and buy a smaller one
THE FLESH IS WILLING FOR THE SABBATH O MASTER! And yet it is oh so old and spent.
>>214357787really? I would've thought it was the other way around
>>214357759one of the guys who was in my class became a world known missing person case (still missing)
I'M ON A K HOLE BRUH
>>214357883nah dude they changed zoning this land boutta double in price when the developers wake up
>>214357759it's easy to look at the success stories, try comparing yourself to the more realistic ones>one friend is doing life for murder>another had a kid at 20 and immediately fell into the small town work - drink - home cycle>know multiple people who ended up druggie burnouts in and out of jail
>>214357766took a 25 minuter myself today
>>214357846actually cool story
>>214357901https://youtu.be/hZPECFQ4NhE?si=TOSCtQk1myW0Kxkv
>>214357901Like (f)elon?
>>214357759one guy in my class who dated hot chicks in hs and went to an ivy league school and even had a small business killed himself.
>>214357890they are smaller and lower then they look, so they handle greatcar makers did not get over the emissions regs until around 2001, that is like an 82 to 86
>>214357909yeah probably trueI'm mostly talking about the ones I interacted with because mine was split up by remedial/basic/honors/AP and I was always in the AP ones so I don't know anybody in the other "tiers"
>>214357910That’s good. I’m a fuckin degenerate my naps are like 2-3 hours.
naps just make me feel groggy for the rest of the day
I still don't come up when i google my name
canacuck
I used to come home from work and fall asleep in the living room and my brother would fuck with me to wake me upHe’s such a cunt
>>214357936that's one of those rare cases where you always should post the MTV video
>>214357944see I was basic but I hung out with the remedials as well because I wanted to be a bad boy and impress girls (it didn't work)
>>214357953you don't count the sex offender registry?
>>214357982you're not funny
If you just search "[my first name] [my last name]" then nothing will come up because I share a name with a celebrity
so much pain
>>214357996sex crimes are no laughing matter.
I'm taylor swift
there are 11 people with both my first name and last name in my state
>>214358008>t. gaylor shift
>>214358009you know what Jessica Simpson said, 'I just fucking love Nietzsche!'
>>214358032make the chiefs lose. use your music industry black magic.
>>214358042why
>>214358042do you guys have internet in serbia?
Nietzsche is pretty based
I'm an actual midwit
>>214358065*slovenia
>>214358063she had a song called what doesn't kill you makes you stronger>>214358065It is a burden on us all that the foul orientals of Serbia should have access to TikTok, yet here we are
>>214358103You're a step above for realizing it
>>214358107same thing
God, these cheerleaders are sexy. and they keep showing them in slow motion.
I've exclusively jacked off to hentai the past 5 years, I don't get aroused by real women anymore
>>214358121no, that's not the case at all, reallyyou might say that with Croatia, even, but we are too far removed from all that Ottoman-Byzantine-Balkan culture
>>214358135what uni?
I havent spoken one word in the entire day
>>214358167iowa state
>>214355798I won't kms but would'nt mind getting run over
>>214358169I talk to myself
im sheepy
>>214358169I would go days at school without saying a word to anyone. Streak would only get broken if somebody else talked to me first
Mandate paid lunch breaks. We already have a law that mandates lunch 30 min breaks for every 5 hours in a shift the next move is to legally enforce paid lunch breaks. We'd be one of the first to do it
>>214358209freak
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUAAAAAGHHHHHHH I'M GONNA TROON
>>214358216rude
>>214358222**cums on your lips**
>>214358169
>>214358169>he doesn’t talk and sing to himself consistently when alonecringe
this is what I crave
>>214358207you need to start exercising every day, I am pretty sure posters here have told you this before
white girls with blonde hair or white girls with brown hair?
>>214358257no, i will not
>>214358252it's easy to makelook up the Pillsbury recipe
>>214358267Buceta loira
>>214358197>>214358249>>214358209I used to talk out loud but now it's limited to my head. I have people in house so I can't do it. Way back once someone heard me talking to myself and they laughed like hell, felt bad desu >>214358240what mean
I hope you all won't filter me when I go back to having a british flag
>>214358313black bolt can't talk because his voice blows stuff up. so he's a mute.
>>214358277then stop complaining, bitch!
I used to scream the N word playing videogames while I had a black roommate. god i was retarded
>>214358267Didn't this faggot die? Hi?
UOOOHHH IM SO SEXLESS OH MY GOD IM SO ASHAMED BUT I STILL DONT WANT TO GO OUT OF MY WAY TO MEET WOMENIT JUST SEEMS LIKE A HUGE SCAM WHEN I CAN JUST MASTURBATE INSTEADBUT UOOHH THE STIGMA OH MY GOD THE ANTI-MALE-VIEGIN STIGMA
>>214358313i have 2 people in my head. one is an older, mature version of my self and another is just me.
>>214355798Remember to eat veggies and drink water too
>>214358351>black roommatehopefully looked like this
>>214358333lol cool. If only i had that power, I'd never stop shouting>>214358367>one is an older, mature version of my selfKinda similar to me. Its good to keep me mentally in check
>>214358341i will complain and you can do nothing about it!
>>214358313>someone heard me talking to myself and they laughed like hellnormal reaction, it’s supposed to be shamed mildly to stop actual schizos from ranting non-stop in social settingsbut I still talk to myself non-stop in my head and frequently aloud when alone
I have to spend another 9 months in a dreary, constantly overcast, loud, crowded islandKill me
>>214358437>I have to spend another 9 months in a dreary, constantly overcast, loud, crowded islandwhy
>>214358437Por quê aí?
>>214358437the UK?
>>214358452he probably lives in the UK
i sound like the winnebago man when i talk to myself.
American deserts and endless flat farm fields is the most depressing possible environment for meI need hills and trees nigga
can’t type penis in POE2 allchat
>>214358351What did they tell you?
>>214358437Moichael Caine spent his entire loife in such an island and he took it with relish, my son.
>>214358499why?
>>214358452>>214358471>>214358477Yeah, the UK. I attend a university there. Luckily, this is my last year, but it still gets to me
>>214358483I crave the sun and dry landsIn another life, maybe
>>214358525how's the brownoid situation there? off the hook?
>>214358525>I attend a university there.why?
>>214358509nothing. he just never said a word to me and gave me looks
does'nt exist, never did
>>214358549It's insane. I'll be living near the city center right in the midst of them>>214358557It's one of the top universities for my course of study. I also fell for the travel meme. I should've stayed in the US>>214358559I'm not good enough for Harvard. I'm American
>>214358565was he a black stacey?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRsgavuG4sg
I had a homeless black woman call me sexy once, but moments later I had a fat white guy call me out laughing. I think he was just hating.
NFC = no fat chicks
>>214358404I told you, others have told you, you need to be more activedo that and you will sleep better at night and have more energy during the day
>>214358579literally me>>214358592which kind do you frequently encounter?
>>214358592Did you at least get teen blonde pussy?
>>214357759Everyone I want to high school with has some overly complex job title like they're just slapping words in hoping to trigger the linkedin algorith
>>214358592>It's insane. I'll be living near the city center right in the midst of themCome home, white man.
>>214358620I'm sick of your shit
>>214358579should include>funded by parents>never homeless
>>214358620I didn't
How do I stop thinking about being a 36y old virgin?Everything I do feels like a distraction from this factVidya doesn’t help anymore
I believe I shall invoke the name of a gruesome murder victim to win an argument about race in another thread. Yes that sounds good, I shall do that.
>>214358619>which kind do you frequently encounter?Pakistanis. Pakistanis everywhere. Some occasional Indians and Turks>>214358620I've had some busted slags come after me so aggressively that it almost constitutes harassment, but I'm a stonecold incel at the end of the day so no>>214358632I suffer
>>214358698khhv?
>>214358698>36y old virginShit, dude. Thats insane mode.
>>214358722yeah
it can be hard to eat pizza and post on 4chan at the same time. the computer gets greasey
non stop gaming hard ultra mega gamer mode
>inject country with unprecedented numbers of jeets to grow the GDP>GDP doesn't grow
LAPD ventilate a machete-wielding jeet in broad daylighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAtDfJNJOYA
>>214358746a true wizard
>>214358761and a real star
>Lum'sBra is back in Wisconsin to go to collegehow did this nigga even get in here
who's still watching in 2025?
>>214358759>doesn't growbro it's been dropping because of them
>>214358795watching what?
>>214358801y tho
>>214358805The Great Escape
>>214358792He literally studies computer engineering on a full-ride believe it or not, just nuts!
>>214358758I think you're cute
>>214358698>36yogadamn unc
I can only seriously be patriotic during college football season
>>214358813because they are stupid and take more than they contribute. they work minimum wage jobs that are essentially income-tax free, they rent so they don't pay property taxes, they frequent jeet businesses that are all selling illegal merch on which no taxes are paid and which entered the country illegally, and they steal constantly. then they chew up government resources claiming every single benefit they can, especially healthcare. they cost companies insane amounts in insurance payouts due to their thievery and crime, and the entire country starts to sink as it produces less and consumes more. they are a virus.
>>214358836buy me games on steam then
>>214358872Whore
>>214358883that implies i'm doing something in return, i'm not
>>214358900Would you send a time stamped dick pic for a 20 dollar steam gift card
>>214358913no
I used to touch my mom's boobs in her sleep When I was 12 or so I remember touching her boobs while we slept in the same bed. I had a momcest fetish ever since and the guilt is eating me alive
>>214358913you're gay
>>214358898hey there fella whatcha watching?
did a long hike this morning and I am EXHAUSTED
asking alexa inane questions again.
>>214358927grim
>>214358935im jamming
alexa, point to where I subscribed to anon's blog
I refuse to use voice assistantsI know it doesn't matter but they're just fuckin weird
>>214358927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdK-d_RQWM4&list=RDfdK-d_RQWM4&start_radio=1
>>214358937walking from your bedroom to the bathroom is not considered a 'long' hike
>>214358961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI7GEW_HWaI
>>214358927you're being way too hard on yourself. you did a thing as a kid, and it gave you a kink. no big deal at all. just watch some lady call you "son", blast, and continue with your day.
>>214358921Why not It's not like you have shame or morals
I want to get fucked in the ass by a BIC
>>214358981har harit was a 3 mile hike along a bluff
>>214359008no, it wasn't. stop lying, mr lardass
>>214359008>3 miles>long hike
N
>>214358989theres nothing i want expensive enough that would warrant sending my dick pic to a lecherous faggot on the internet
>>2143590313 miles one way, so 6 miels altogether
>>214359035bully anon!
>>214359008Your distant ancestor 'Black Sheep' Morgan Roberts would have made the lot of the lubbers what had robbed him o' his pieces o' eight walk that bluff, yarr!
>>214359039But it costs nothing, you'd be getting a gift card for essentially 2 minutes of "work"
>>214359071dude shut up
I have an indian fetish
>>214359055you probably didn't mean that in a Theodore Roosevelt sort of way. BULLY, ANON, BULLY!
>>214359035ICO NICO NIII~~
>>214359086isn't that just scat?
>>214359111kek
>>214359042idk that's like a nice walk for the day. do it in the winter wearing snowshoes and a 50lbs backpack up hills.
I think "Asians" in general, including indians, require more makeup than other races to look attractive
It’s ok when it’s in a 3-wayIt’s not gay when it’s a 3-way
>>214359143>bro let me stick your dick in the same hole that your dick is in>it's not gay because we're fucking a girl>haha yeah no homo
Stop staring at my dick.
>>214359162
>>214359122why do you live in the Yukon and be there gold in them thar hills, mister?
I use AI to generate recipes for me
>>214359160I'm not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rightsI'm not gay, but if I were, I would marry who I like
>>214359206das retarded
>>214359225Ive been doing this for over a year
Who here /special/
>>214359239do they work though
>>214359243**raises my frail hand**
>>214359243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQQ2Bm37bPw
wriggling like an eel
>>214359206momberg AI generates meal prep recipe plansit’s worked out so far (we cook together)
>*slams the white women extinction button*
>>214359246all of them have tasted good
I could outfart all of you
>>214355633I have a nostalgia for a time I never experienced I am 22 and wish I could have experienced the past more than the future
>>214359204No just bears and cougars and moose and beavers.
Homosexuality is funnier than homophobia
>>214359328Idk homophobes have some pretty funny slurs. Faggots, pillow biter, ass bandit etc. and the only things funny about homosexuals are negative stereotypes like their flamboyancy and having aids
>>214359308maybe you should contact Ariel Pink and share your retro feelings with him
In the fucking slot, perfect drunk level rn
>>214359357I made that image and it brings me great joy to see it posted by someone else :3
>>214359328>>214359348it's wild how someone being afraid of a shark, despite not living anywhere near an ocean, is considered a perfectly acceptable fear.but someone who is being surrounded by violent, diseased sexual deviants is mocked if they say they're afraid or even just uncomfortable. c l o w n w o r l dlownworld
>>214359401Cheers m8
craving fried chicken + instant noodles
once again watching college ball
>>214359348>and the only things funny about homosexuals are negative stereotypesyou're clearly repressed, there's also the whole camp, fabulous, yass queen slay, oh you pretty things side of homosexuality>t. read Susan Sontag's Notes On Camp in school
El pollo loco had a flamboyant gay guy working their drive thru, so I just drove past the window without getting my food and went somewhere else
Look up AOC and Tim walz playing video games together
who the fuck is calling me
https://rumble.com/v6y79tm-we-are-truly-in-a-spiritual-battle.html
>>214359267it's fun isn't it? even though we essentially function as an appliance. we are electric hand-me-the-and-stirrer's.
>>214359466i'd rather look up AOC deepfakes
>>214359435volley ball?
Koreans make the best fried chicken in the world
>>214359512
Abby Shapiro walks into the room and puts her tits on your head "Baby you know I hate when you bring up Israel"
I could fight and kill Ben Shapiro in hand to hand combat easily
>>214359534>>214359563really good story cooking here
i heard there are more indians in Canada than white Canadians.Has Canada really fallen?https://youtu.be/T-EgrPTzxVc?si=dQB901E8VFY6NQdV
wouldnt mind become a jew for a big titty gf
>>214359584ma c'est something in zees mode, mais non?
>>214359596Absolutely. I estimate the government has undercounted the number of Indians by 5-10 million. I was in Surrey BC for 3 hours and I didn't see a single white person.
>>214359612something, not? i know no french. maahaaa the french champagne
mais non is of course not? it's like I were speaking anime!
for those about to fart, /cum/ salutes you
what the gang of stalkers posted in >>214358132 and what they post in the current (https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/214359434#p214359559) thread, is what the gang stalkers fight to post, and post DOX and as a gang of stalkers in Discord go and bully people on the site to do, illegally. do your job
Took a pic of myself shirtless to show how much progress I made in June and now looking back on it that shit is embarrassing lmao
Don't come here mousey, fat will dominate you
>>214359733anytime anyone says the word "fat", i immediately think of joe biden calling that journalist that like it was his name.
>>214359710post it
>>214359688
Not postin in that threadSomeone make a different one
just took a john jacob jingleheimer SHIT
>>214359828>>214359828
>>214359414just cracked my 4th
>>214359425*just cracked my 4th
