Apples and pears edition
Gay thread. Do not post.
kurva anyátok
Soooo fucking proud of our NHS ladsThank Marx for all of those Caribbean women who came over and set it up in the 50s and 60s
trans rights are human rights
i guess this is the thread
would hate to be ukrainian rn
>>214368909Im a troon and I don't know what this actually means
I'm actually a little bit proud of slavery and colonialism >:3
>>214368937CUTE!
>>214368793rangers are going to lose today mate
>>214368906I'd thank the immigrant labour rather than Marx but yeah
doing a little scream and a wee
Most evil Briton. Responsible for Rotheram child abuse and for the Online Safety Act.
>>214368937big veiny white cocks colonised half the planet
>>214368928imagine having this saved
>>214368987i don't get it
chad
>>214368994who asked honestly
>>214368979she forced the rotherham scandal out into the open when the state and police were covering it up from the public
>>214368928mmhmm x
boringcentristlad has potential but I think he's set a hard task for himself because it's just a bit too boring to be bait
send them all back
incels are obsessed with black mens penises and it needs to be studied weirdest phenomena of the 20th century
>>214369007why risk your life for a dumb bint who will probably accuse you of being in on it
>>214368979got that cruella look
>>214369028me when i buy clothes online and none of em fit
>>214369007LOL
>>214369036think the trans thing is a bit weirder
>>214369028this is the post
>>214368990What are you calling fairly recently? Before borders people were probably still covered in fur and eating mud.
>>214369025it's diego
>>214369045
>>214369050its all mentle what is going on
First day of the year tomorrow...
>>214369045>>214369066timmy's crush
>>214369037she's fit, he wanted a shag
>>214369092the cronem's crush too. everyone loves gio scotti.
>>214369007unless its my own gf or family I'm not getting involved as if I'm going to get stabbed by some nog over some random white woman nah mate
>>214369084mmhmmit snappin season
no one is doing the shit china is doingim on team china
>>214369044sc
>>214369028>theyre flooding over all the boarders>send them backmmk
John McAfee
>>214369107only timmy likes that genderless looking ting
Norton Antivirus
stick a post stamp on them and send them back
>>214368500Diego believes in Bigfoot, and ghosts, and witchcraft, and all sorts of fictional nonsense
>>214369109what gf?
saw some lads hanging an australian flag on a road sign earlier today, now i've found out that australia is also kind of collapsing into race riots like how they are in englandlove to see it
>>214369153where did the name "pangpang" come from that's one of your greatest hits LOL
>>214369061Nta but that's what humans were like for almost all of the time we've been around
breaking in my new airmasses tomorrow around 3 pm x
>>214369185alri ziedbelg
>>214369084
parents lived through wars, holocausts, faminesall we got was covidneed this race war to escalate into complete carnagebut it won't, because *points at the sign*
>>214369168cant see it happening here desu
what the fuck did the Chinese ever do to you?
>>214369165Kiwi sad? :(
>>214369172dats how dey names sound to me LOL
Didn't realise that the blokes who do the VAR on football aren't in a room at the stadium but actually in a centralised office dedicated to VAR
filter the belgian
>>214369201
>>214369185they'll fit in nicely on a Belgium biomass
pangpang oh my days
rangeban the entire north american and european continents
When did we start saying "Nta" instead of "not him"?Very reddit
EVERYBODIES TAKING CRAZY PILLS
>>214369241not the asshole
goodnight. try ignoring the coloreds and the self deprecating aussie for a change
had a curry last night and ive been glued to the toilet since 6, honestly mental i still have enough substance in me to keep spraying out poo water
mad how alberta is rat free
>>214369241i rape you now ok
>>214369241um "not him" isn't very inclusive...
>>214369213ye’h :(
>>214369241I didn't know it was reddit I thought it was a chan invention since it's 'not that anon' and isn't reddit all with usernames?
getting blacked
>>214368928Would hate to be r*Sshit even more
>>214369267was it the one you ordered? i warned you
>>214369241first time I've ever heard itmaybe you spend too much time online or with children?
>>214369281
>>214369265hope you die in your sleep
>>214369281Whyyy
>>214369298>first time I've ever heard itDon't care
Hanging a red civil ensign off the back of my sailboat so people think I'm going to shoot the cops when they come for me with a warrant for diddling kids in the philippines
eating lady's fingers
The holy trinity of /brit/
>>214369325Nar but I care
>>214369333willy bum wank on the bench
will rorke be addressing the allegations
>>214369066gio!bellissima!
>>214369306Genetic predisposition and that, dad and grandad both struggle with depression. Just been thinking about the past a bit too much, missing people. Worried about my family. Feel at odds with the state of the world, feel overwhelmed with the work I have to do, feel isolated even when I’m around people and miss my ex gfs + want a new one
Sir Peel Banana
I have come to the understanding that the British view of lower class kids getting raped by foreigners is “that’s what they deserve for having the nerve to be born low class”. As we speak, the vast majority of British millennial males, in both Scotland and England, are celebrating the arrest of the axe and knife wielding girl, defending the Muslim who was filming her, and reaffirming their support for immigration and the grooming gangs. It is an entire country of Owen Joneses. There are white British men on X posting all day about how the girl deserves to be in jail for carrying weapons.Brits are perfectly fine with child rape. Its why they got Starmer into office. A man who defended child rapists as the director of public prosecution for many years. Brits are all pedos or at the very least, cowards, equally bad. Imagine watching a gang rape in progress and doing nothing, even if said victim is your daughter. Thats what brits do. You can't spell "cuck" without the UK. It’s rare I’ve ever felt such visceral disgust and hatred in my life
>>214369373s
>>214369165chin up lad x
>>214369333
>>214369335You're nothing
>>214369201grow up
Sir Palmerston Mango
you lads got tickets to rapefest this year?
>>214369371cannot stand redditors who think everything is about parenting
>>214369364you could come live with me and be my table
>>214369395SCR
>>214369207i know where that is, foxwood lane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1kjsKMXISE
Ohbfuck it all
>>214369364The melancholy eh, but if you've got this far I think you'll make it through kiwifren, I belieb in u
>>214369420piotr
>>214369381fake positivity makes me cringealways some privileged white woman that says white like this
>>214369371>no yoof clubzwest staines massiv btfo'd
>>214368979You've got it completely wrong actually. Labour gave her dog abuse for being the one who kept bringing it up in Parliament. What a fucking mongoloid you really are, fit for cleaning windows with your tongue.
LETS DANCE
>What a fucking mongoloid you really are, fit for cleaning windows with your tongue.
>>214369387And?
>>214369450>fit for cleaning windows with your tongue.Sounds fun, I'll do it!Mind telling me why redditors hate her then?
broken britain
>>214368979>repeal it? not by the hairs on my chinny chin chins
>>214369460they are gagging for a cock up their arses
dont trust any politician menot stupid enough to believe any of them are willing to operate in our best interests me
>>214369466>Mind telling me why redditors hate her then?I can't think why Reddtiors hate a woman who kept bringing up the Paki rape story. Seriously though can you even tie your own shoelaces?
>>214369487Unique perspective
>>214369475trvke
seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv
>>214369487No lad Corbyn is one of us
>>214369475Is this true? I mean unironically.
>>214369509cobblers
>>214369493No lol me mum ties em for me. I've been investigating the people who hate her and most of them don't seem to be brown.
why is corbyns communist party full of pakis
>>214369509He's not he's just less bad than the rest
>>214369465And you're retarded
>>214369532only people dumb enough to support him
licking windows and failing to tie my shoe laces
CAPE FEARAPEFEAR
>>214368979>Labour shadow minister Sarah Champion has quit the party's front bench after criticism over a newspaper article she wrote about grooming gangs. The Rotherham MP wrote in the Sun on Friday that "Britain has a problem with British Pakistani men raping and exploiting white girls".what an evil woman
>>214369538So?
demand more
>>214369460Do you have friends
Deport all non ethnic brits apart from those involved in health, tech, high earners, and skilled workersIncrease nuclear power spending to 150bn and have free energyIncrease rail spending to 150bn and have free rail travelCANZUK integrationThere fixed most issues
what's everyone's favourite subreddit?
bird on radio 5 live last night called corbyn's party the fruit and nut party
OHHHHH JEREMY CORBYN
>Sarah Champion, the Labour MP who has been a longtime campaigner on the sexual abuse of women and girls, has called for another national inquiry into grooming gangs, putting more pressure on Keir Starmer. >The so-called "most evil Briton", whose constituency was among areas where grooming gangs operated, and who has campaigned consistently on the issue, said an inquiry would help tackle public distrust over the handling of the gangs.
>>214369566r/gayporn
there's a nonce a couple of roads away who was caught with 8000 images and he all he got was a suspended 8 month prison sentence and he has to go on an "accredited course" for noncesmental
>norman surname>avaricious, evil and sadisticevery time
>>214369568I'd vote for them
>>214369576So much to hate
>>214369580does he get a degree at the end?
>>214369562>Deport all non ethnic brits>CANZUK integrationErr.
buy me a pizza or ill beat you up
>>214369433cheers lads
>>214369562NZ is not trusted anymore by the remainder of the Five Eyes
biting into an erect willy like a cob of corn
>>214369580you must live in a cucked area if his house isnt getting targeted with bricks and fire weekly until hes forced to move away
Will produce a science fiction film based on Schrodinger's cat but with a twist.
>>214369538yes>>214369560no>>214369598dont know
>>214369605You're an ethnic Brit in a canzuk country posting in /brit/, you're an example of what im talking about
>>2143696139 inch or 12 inch?
Canada will be majority Indian by 2030.If you include Pakistanis, UK will be majority brown by the same year.
>>21436963112 obvs
>>214369633>If you include Pakistanisand why wouldn't you?
>>214369621schrodingers hole
>>214369625Can you repeat the question you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big
shrodingers batty
munching a boiled clove of garlic
>>214369673Schrödinger was a vile paedo
>>214369566r/guitarcirclejerk
Actually quite sad that Hitler ended up gassing all those German Jews that fought for Germany in WW1.
mental how people are having kids, economy in the mud society on its knees and the world in general at its grimmest levels (even grimmer than world war 1 and 2)why would you want to be responsible for bringing another life into this hellscape
>>214369566all the ones that shit on reddit
>>214369725sadder still that you thought this was worth posting
canzuk is weird. nobody wants to move to nz, canadians dont generally want to move anywhere but the usa, aussies and new zealanders want to move to london but nowhere else in the uk and brits go to aus and canada but never nz
>>214369736shagged two girls at uni and both got preggers
the prevalence of twitter screenshots on 4chan these days really shows how bad it's gotten here. I feel like a lot of users that came here in 2016 came here to be culturally relevant as a lot o fmemes and what not started here but now that it is not culturally relevant anymore and is slipping back into a slower user base mostly discussing interests again, they dont know what to do so they try to force current events and wider internet discussion
poo
>>214369752>nobody wants to move to nzI'd love to
>>214369746I was reading up on the Iraq war and naturally it gravitated to WW2.
we are going to fucking die
>>214369773sadder STILL that you thought THIS was worth posting
australia and new zealand are just too fucking far would never move them, cannot stand 16 hour flightscanada is infested with the same undesirables as usamerica is the only place i'd move to
>>214369752>aussies and new zealanders want to move to londonyou wot? Nobody here wants to move to london.>>214369771whys that?
murder every person you know
>>214369671yacine is indian
>>214369820No
>>214369752It's weird that nobody goes to the us.>>214369797Okay? I don't have a blind hate for your everyday Jew.
im in hell
>>214369810>australia and new zealand are just too fucking far would never move themprobably the same thing your ancestors said when all the chads left the rats nest
Come home, white man
>Counter protesters from Stand Up To Racism come out in support of refugees in Scotland on Saturday Will be asking Diego whereabouts in the Bible it says Jesus applied for asylum in Scotland. That. and far more, on Friday!
>>214369817>Nobody here wants to move to london.why is clapham full of antipodeans then
>>214369766a moot point in /brit/ which is a chatroom totally different to most of 4chan where (apart from events like sp matchthreads) you post, piss off for hours and then come back to see if anyone replied
>>214369849ummmm split le G!!!!Absolute meme booze
leftypol trying to pickup at the protest
>>214369817london is chock full of aussies and kiwis you cant move for one of them asking you where to find coke
>>214369850'ye' is 'the' not 'you'
>>214369850Plenty of space for "YOU" and he puts "YE". Same with "DOON". The Scotch are weirdos for how they use their daft language.
>>214369888you're as retarded as he is
>>214369878There is no meme booze lad. There is only that which gets you drunk.
I can only image its wealthy artsy city people who want to move to London. Never met a true blue who had the faintest notion of moving london. A lot of people do talk about moving to Aussie though
fizzy grapefruit mango blood orange coconut limeade
dig in your butt twin
>>214369562>Deport all non ethnic britsHow do you define an ethnic Brit
>>214369849nice tiles
>>214369910No, u
>>214369914t. student mongo
>>214369849>buldakprefer jin ramen meor chapagetti
>>214369914>There is no meme boozeMadri
cumming all over my big hairy belly and letting it crust
>>214369919>I can only image its wealthy artsy city people who want to move to London.You mean 80% of the pop?Why would a tradie or labourer move to london. It's less pay and more demeaning.
get the flab jabbed
>>214369849
CAM ON ENGERLUND
>>214369987looks like something cobes would've drank
buying stick insects off temu and ltting them crawl all over me
>Le travel broadens the mindI dont think this to be true. You go and see the things and then come back and its only a memory, I've been to cooler places in my dreams than anywhere on earth and you don't hear me bragging. If I could bring souvenirs back from my dream it would be as real as your memories of traveling
>>214369944I was a student many years ago, I'm just a lazy working schmuck now.>>214369936It's all wallpaper but thank you
>>214369987Drink equivalent of industrial techno fashion
>>214370020takes you 24 hours to get anywhere i doubt you've "travelled" at all
>>214369955you've been mindbroken by social media, it's all barley, hops and water and it makes you feel good when you drink it who gives a fuck about the colour of the can or what the name is or what the advertising campaign shows you
>>214369922hibiscus
thinking back it's mad what i spunked to when i was a teen
>>214369963>You mean 80% of the pop?i dont know mate, never been there. The only things I know about it are from the users on 4chan so in my mind its 100 immigrants to one scared and pissed off native brit
no point travelling just search it up on google images
>>214370020it does genuinely broaden the mind when you don't adopt a pseud nihilist thicko mentality like this
Church done Had a little coffee at the cafe across the road Going for a countryside walk this afternoon Nice day for it
Keep wanking too much and rubbing the skin of my hands raw
wiping my arse with bread slices and eating them
>>214370092sit in with the old boys sniffing each others farts talking about god for an hour did you?
camping broadens the mind more than travel
>>214370092 I miss my cat
>>214370052ive been to australia, I have no interest in traveling outside of NZ >>214370083how does it broaden the mind? it's such a silly notion.
gakpoo
>>214370092>Had a little coffee at the cafe across the roadOh, God's literal flesh and blood wasn't enough for you?
>>214370092>filenameI think that cat is Stepan (no 'h' in his name)Pic related, the shirt says "cat Stepan"
>>214370049she's just woken up i can smell her stinky breath from here
>>214370083I suspect its made up by tourist agencies. I'm sure travel would have been life changing before planes and resorts.
catberg is retarded as fuck, catstein came back in this morning and catberg is going doopin mental trying to attack him and acting like he doesn't know him even though its his brother who hes lived with for 4 yearshow do i stop him trying to attack him
>>214370122>ive been to australia
>>214370122Guess you'll never know :)>>214370155Don't go to resorts then?
>>214370115>>214370140demons
>>214369562You forgot>Fuck off the triple lock>Remove the 100k tax trap>Ringfence £2bn to hire 1000 new civil servants to process asylum claims (with bonuses for rejected claims)
>>214370058>what the advertising campaign shows youThis makes it the meme you utter mong Otherwise meme images would not be anything at all according to you 'dude it just a jpg XD' Already got one thick cunt licking /brit/'s windows clean, you can go help him
>>214370166the one what went outside probably been shagging around and got other cat smell on him
>>214370083Travel just made me more racist
>>214369566r/breedingmaterial
>>214370149she hasn't really or she wouldn't have makeup on
i 'ate you butler!
new zealands a shithole only thing it has going for it is the nature
>>214370122sincerely hope you're baiting laddo you really think that immersing yourself in different cultures and peoples and landscapes and everything does absolutely NOTHING for your mindim talking actual travel not just like bogan slop holidays to bali or whatever
>>214370133saw this on the menu at the nepalese place down the road
>>214369725he didn't
Don't tell him, Pike!
>>214369566r/beagles
>>214370215watch him bring up their meat pies now
https://youtu.be/T04D76ascz8?si=BrXVPmSj9x4On1sL
>>214370166lock them in seperate rooms for a couple of hours and if you have anything with his scent on it give that to him
>>214370169Kek
>>214370116Camping in the UK is shit, you pay for a campsite and can't have a fire and there's 400 other people there with their screaming kids and shitty disposable barbecues I used to like watching that outdoor boys channel where he solo camped, he went into the sticks and set up his camp and fished and hunted and cooked it on a fire and there was nobody else around for miles. Wish I could do that.
sir bench warmer
bro I just got back from my trip. My mind is so broadened, you still eating marmite and supporting the all blacks? no no no brooooo you gotta eat this mung bean guava smoothie, I learned the recipe from this little street kid in peru, he really touched my heart. You gotta get out there and tooooooooour. Living in your own country is so last century
>>214370200i can suspend my disbelief at makeup being on already but no way her breath doesn't stink of chow mein
>>214370258You can do that Go to Dartmoor
>>214370240>watch him bring up their meat pies nowIt's Aussies who mainly do this btw
>>214370216I think it's all cheapened by globalism and media. Most people speak english, most landscapes are cities, most the world is either muslim, christian, buddhist or hindu.
getting into judaic mysticism
>i've been to cooler places in my dreams than anywhere in earthcorrr wish i still had my hat folder, this is prime hat material
>>214370266such a bizarre position to defend so fiercely lol cant imagine being so proudly and willingly ignorant x
>>214370186>dude madri is a meme drink xd you cant drink madri i saw it on tv fuck off you utter gormless imbecile
it is over
>>214370295rorkes final form
nz turning down the offer for a lads trip to greece then sniggering to himself as he types in 'coloseum' on google images
not sure how i feel about the world gormlessvery middle class cringe aah word
AI will make Canzuk a realityCanzuk will be renamed Albion
>>214370117You'll be reunited in heaven>>214370147Yeah I think you're right
Do the Rothschilds own Europe
are new zealanders and australians different or is it just the same people with the same culture in the same climate that pretend to be different because they dont like each other
watching the london episode of inbetweeners and remembering how grim going to clubs and pretending to enjoy it was
>>214370337squciena
>cringe aah word
failed my exams because my parents kept taking me out of school to go to iraq war protests, years after the iraq war finished
>>214370354the latter
>>214370349whers that
>>214370337
Up at 3AM. Drinking coffee. Preparing to climb a mountain
>>214370279no fires in dartmoor
>>214369562>CANZUK integrationRetarded ideaMaybe if they were still Anglo ethno states
>>214370354>>214370368we fucking love each other you thickos we're probably the two most similar nationalities on the planet
my north east chinese wife
>>214370337t b h i've visited all the places i want to see on google maps, street view is based
>>214370381>Preparing to climb a mountaincleaning your room?
>>214370395It will make them so
>>214370368>>214370354you lads really need to broaden your minds if you think that we have the same climates. Also Australians are typically more extroverted and harsh while Kiwis are more introverted and polite, we have different accents, different foods, different bevvies, different slang, different native peoples, different histories, different values and attitudes
>>214370349ive been there
>>214370400@bruce is this true
>>214370386Just bring a camping stove
Thinking about how Clean Your Bedroom Man is now on his deathbed due to an improperly-maintained bedroom
so its either settle down with a 6/10 english girl or a 8/10 foreignersimple decision really
what's better, apples or oranges?
i will never forgive the kiwis for changing the lemon and arteroraorroa recipe and making it too sweet
>>214370405Nope a real mountain
>>214370480>lemon and arteroraorroawhat?
lemon and peroeoroa i mean
>>214370499Changes the entire meaning of the post
>>214370499>peroeoroapaeroa mate. I thought you broadened your mind?
>>214367361>>214367361>>214367361
>>214370519mindraped
