paddy mcaloon
ytpipo can't handle banter
today i'm feeling particularly incellish and resentfulwhat should i do about this
half-way through this history book on king philips war
>>214367359HOT DOGJUMPING FROGALBUQUERQUE
>>214367381commune with something meaningful
>>214367381Fuck off to /r9k/
>>214367381reflect on your life
might soy out and watch a ghibli film for old times sake
by mine there is some union jacks and one random flag that says 'jesus is king' kek(give me my posted it twice award)
>>214367381watch some blacked. it takes the edge off
>>214367421hasn't been good since based Lansky left
want to start an evil corporation like arasaka
Why do you guys let Americans make your threads?
i wonder if asio agents go driving around solving mysteries in random outback towns like in twin peaks
Are regular brit chicks as crispy and ugly as /int/ makes them out to be or is just a lil' meme?
Been a very funny response to people putting up the St George's flag everywhere. Predictably leftypols are sneering at it which just goes to confirm the arguments of the rorkes putting it up.I think painting stuff on is a bit too far but nothing wrong with hanging some flags for christ's sake.
>>214367417I saw one on a colonic irrigation centreGuess it helps to think of England
*rapes rorke*
>>214367463they're the slave caste of /brit/ and do all the menial work like making news for the actual posters
>>214367469Never seen twin peaksGenuinely no idea what goes on in it other than a little midget fella
>>214367443you'll never guess what we did with your real lung kekeke
>>214367395ok>>214367400already on there>>214367414doing this>>214367421not going to do this
>>214367500lots of rape
they are rebooting the matrix franchise lads, so they're going remake and fuck up the original film
>>214367470they're not bad
Autumn approaches. Have you gained a clue yet?
>>214367475Is leftypol sneering at it? Or is that just what the narrative rorke was always going to go with?As the spokesperson for all leftpol I don't really care, go for it
>>214367500It has several songs from the greatest album ever made
>>214367500its a fictious crime story about a girl being murdered. it drags along for quite sometime the story essentially revolving around the mystery of who murdered this girl.
>>214367438you're right but he can watch old scenes>>214367506>not going to do thistrust me it works
>>214367527Yeah they are
>>214367530>>214367532>>214367539careful now
>>214367521autumn approachesthe heron diffidently flaps its wingsit is unused to a mate
>>214367545Is that what your bubble is saying
>>214367532>>214367512Is it like True Detective/
does everyone just copy american blacks? UK blacks don't even try to hide it, He is rapping about stabbing opps instead of shooting themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgjt8wokH-k
>>214367569No, way more campy and bizarre
there is no evidence to suggest running around for hours on end is healthy exercise. In actual fact theres more evidence to suggest its bad for your body. Your joints, your heart, your legs, get damaged the more you pressure it with endless running for no reason
>>214367569Yeah in that the second series is shit
Fish and Chips is so fucking wank. It's nice for about 5 minutes then you're left with a giant bit of boring fish and an entire plate of chips that got boring after eating 5 of them. Give me Chinese or Pizza any day
>>214367393<3
>>214367591fitting opinion for a mentally stunted anime loving spazz
Plate of chips corrrr
>>214367565No it's what the spasmordial soup on Reddit and twitter is saying
man having a wank at a korn concert. screaming
>>214367521dressing like a wankstain from Richmond? err no mate
>>214367603>reckon I'll cry about the image he postedfuck off
>>214367521those socks had better be wool I can tell you that much
>>214367616Let's see
elon musk quoted steve laws lmao
>>214367591Indian mogs chinese any day of the week>holy heckaroony is that some watery chicken covered in greasy batter and luminous orange sweet glue!?!?
>>214367591chinese and pizza are children. most people grow up out of these things by the time they're 19. Grow up mate
>>214367628i'm clearly also crying about his dogshit opinion in the very same post you disingenuous worm of a man
>>214367618Typo?
twin peaks is a parody of soap operas
>chinese and pizza are children
>>214367622>wankstainso true, wouldn't want to be one of those wankpuffin spunktrumpets. Did you listen to the latest episode of Off Menu by the way?
>>214367650then why not buy actual chinese meal instead of the battered shite for povvos?
in the final account even Windsor Castle is but a dream within a dreamWe have achieved Brexit and yet the duties of decent folk elude us even in the meanest waysHOH!
>>214367591
would fuck the absolute shit out of a female clone of myselfmale too, really
>>214367671Nah that's rabbits
>>214367650ah yes indian "food". Reheated rice, chopped up and chicken and dollop of generic spicy mystery sauce yeah? oooo this ones called madras, and this ones called a korma!!
>>214367675
>>214367702Korma is good stuff
>>214367637
>>214367675scream
Read your posts over lads, too many errors today.
mental how you can win the lottery and still not afford to live in the poshest bits of london
honestly find the yank who posts these pics and the ai generated drinks more weird than ziedbelg
>>214367702Yes
>>214367678Dont know what any of that gibberish is mate. Most normal, straight men wear the same rags all year round and think nothing of it. Jeans and a t-shirt and £30 trainers from amazon. simple as
>>214367692sometimes i like to use the faceapp girl filter and imagine what kind of life the female me would live
>>2143677113 updoots, no indication they're a lefty, don't care
>>214367736>Rorke's drip
>>214367744>no indication they're a lefty
>>214367734he's not a yank lmao he's a canadian who moved to america after debt maxxing in canada
>>214367741imagine the sexyou'd have all the exact same fetishesdoesnt get any better than that does it
why would someone be selling trainers on eBay for exactly £37.07
>>214367734>>214367759lies
>>214367744I accept your concession
>>214367758Did you forget liberals exist
Friendly reminder to proofread your posts. Especially if you're a stupid fucking worthless bastard.
>>214367694I meanare you joking?twin peaks is very deliberately meant to incorporate and parody soap operasdavid lynch said so himself
done an incel run, did 2m30 running 1m30 walking for 35 mins
>>214367591>>214367650>>214367702Fish and chips is pengChinese is pengIndian is pengPizza is pretty wank though, it's so overpriced, and mostly it's just bread. If you get a meat pizza then you only get tiny bits of meat. Rip off.
>>214367794Nah
>>214367796If you've got a bit more left in you, how about you jog on?
>>214367781potato potarto
had a dream where i married an indian womanwhat could this mean?
>>214367782Already said this you copying tit
i went on a few uk city subreddits and they are literally seething about the flag thingcannot believe the mong here is denying the outrage
Rorke, read the sign
rorke's reaction when leftypol tells him st george was a palestinian muslim
>>214367807well you're wrong you arrogant little silly cunt
>>214367818Least mentally impoverished right wing politics understander
>>214367805good 'za can be sensational you just don't have enough italians in the UK to make it so i'd hate pizza too if all i could get was the paki made slop
>>214367782The Egg of Heaven rests in the Tenno's hand.And yet, why do I feel turbulence?Famine, war, fookin Pakehs, innit, they press on my mind. I must repair to the mountain shrine of Manchester to seek the council of Shaun fookin Ryder, innit.
Weird how we've all tasted our own cum but would never admit it to our mates
any spotty-arsed man in?
>>214367837More of a shitgibbon myself
>>214367781surely someone with a liberal attitude wouldn't mind the flags being up>liberal>/ˈlJb(ə)rəl/>adjective>1.>willing to respect or accept behaviour or opinions different from one's own; open to new ideas.
these cats dumb as hell lmao
>>214367857can guarantee there's more italians in britain than oz
>>214367841Nah you got confused with rabbits
>>214367744https://www.reddit.com/r/GreatBritishMemes/comments/1n4ovgx/send_the_buggers_back_this_is_are_county/They've been seething about the flag thing since it began. This meme was posted just 30 minutes ago. This was the highest upvoted 'meme' this week, and read the comments.https://www.reddit.com/r/GreatBritishMemes/comments/1mzt5e5/a_simple_guide/
>>214367857We literally have more Italians than you
anyone wanna play chess?
there's an angel standing in the sunand he's crying with a loud voicethis is the supper of the mighty onelord of lordsking of kingshas returned to lead his children hometo take them to the new jerusalem
>>214367877Surely the democratic people's republic of Korea hold fair elections?
Get the fucking flag banned
>>214367892>in the UK, there are around 500,000 British people of Italian ancestry>In 2021, over 1.1 million Australians reported Italian ancestry
>>214367828you had a nightmare but don't worry it wasn't real
Not much of a consooomer but I've just had a proper look at AliExpress and it's amazing. Wanted to get a new silicone watch strap and you can get them for literal pennies on there. Unreal
>>214367895you must be trolling if you're aware of rabbits but not aware that twin peaks is a soap operaso I will no longer engage with you
>>214367897Screenshot it I'm not opening reddit links
The yoo kay
>>214367928>ancestry
how did the whole flag thing start?
>>214367949*raises brown hand*h-hi
>>214367928>Italian ancestryTrue actual Italians:>UK: 292,412 (2021)>Aus: 171,520 (2021)
>>214367942Don't feel like it.
>>214367937No you're wrong it's not a soap opera
>>214367949This raises an interesting point, how many of you are brown? I imagined you all being scrawny white Englishmen
>>214367837The "liberals" displaying their usual woman-like passive aggressive controlling behaviour
>>214367968absolute fabrication
>>214367970WHY DID DAVID LYNCH SAY IT WAS THENHMM?
As per usual, I have squandered my weekend getting drunk and doing fuck all. Friday and Saturday wasted. Now I have to try and do a load of jobs on the day of rest before returning to toil on the morrow. It's all so tiresome
>>214367959Ancient Chinese army signals probably
>>214367924Lefties are all scumbag hypocrites
>>214367992you can't really be this desperate for attention that you let some mong troll string you along for like 10 posts cmon man
Fly a pride flag not a problem fly your national flag racist
leftypol, your response?
>>214368016>leftypol>eu flag
>>214367969Ok
>>214368016let's see the reddit post
>>214368028Yes
>>214367992He didn't
>>214368028oh fuck off
>>214368016lol it's so true
i think you're not really an adult until you learn to drive and have sex
>>214368043>>214368056the eu is an invention of capitalists
>>214368054that has to be the tackiest house in existence. respect.
>>214368012>>214368016Don't really like any flag but if you have a problem with emblems of nation states that doesn't necessarily mean you have a problem with alll emblemsJust common sense
>>214368074Sex instructors are all booked up for months in advance I'm afraid
stomachstein not pleased with last night's chicken tikka masala
>>214368054don't like this
fingering my bum and screaming
>>214368074So if I'm 50 and haven't done those things, I'm not an adult?
>>214368086Retard
(*^_^*)
Gonna jerk off to Nicole Dupapillon, the porn star with the U.Ks largest labia
off out for a walk with the senpaihopefully we'll be having coffee or what's the fucking point
>>214367971i'm half vietnamese
>>214368074pretty sure you have to be an adult BEFORE you have sex, nonce
>>214368078Leftypol loves it regardless of who you think set it up>n-no leftypol is a struct Marxist Leninist who believes this or thatIncorrect. He's a British lefty. He's what everyone knows a British lefty is. >b-but that's not actually a leftyTake it to /pol/.
The right should start calling themselves liberal. For years they have conceded to left wing politics in order to get along with everyone. The definition of liberal fits the right more than it does the left.
>>214368054This is where they're housing asylum seekers
>>214368108Not an especially good retort
>>214368145left wing politics is communism and socialismanything else else is an invention of capitalists to force society to the right
>>214368088Genuinely mental that it still takes 6 months to get a driving test in the UK (Covid fucked it).
>>214368168Take it to /pol/.
>>214368086left wing smelling post
>>214368131you can be 16 which isn't an adult
>>214368110not funny
>>214368175this isn't a response when your ignorance is called out however much you want it to be
>>214368154Liberals are right wing, liberals aren't leftists
>>214368166Retards don't deserve retorts
>>214368118Just googled this. GROSS
>>214368154a lot of rorkes call themselves classic liberalsat this point right wing surely just means any anti establishment party save for a few turbo leftypols anyways
way i see it, right, is that the flag of the country you're in should never make you feel uncomfortable, even if people are spamming them everywheresimple as
>>214368172Ended up using one of those sites to book it for me after failing twice, cost about £80 I think but consider it worth it since I got a test two weeks later and passed
>>214368204No idea deserves anything brainlet
it's rainingcomfy
>>214368205I'm so far gone...
>>214368197Take it to /pol/.Leftypol and rorke are social caricatures that shaggers know intuitively. They're not political arguments for speccy virgins like you. Take it to /pol/.
>>214368218i agree. lefties hate the flag because they hate the country
>>214368218it's the people who use them to intimidate minorities that is uncomfortable not "the flag"
if i didn't become a dad at 17 i would have a proper career instead of working as a scaffolder
>>214368245I normally don't mind tattoos, but those are awful
>>214368218It's just classical conditioning, if you only see it during the world cup or an edl march your brain makes associations, I think it's great people are flying it more
boiled eggs, banana and a coffeelife doesn't get any better than this
If a group of people can “take over” a bloody national flag then clearly there wasn’t much attachment to it from the others
>>214368250bet you anything "minorities" don't give two shits about seeing flags everywhere. it's the lefties who feel intimidated
send the green biomass back to mars sick of seeing fucking miggers every time i go out
>>214368247sent that neek flying
You need to understand the difference between actual leftism and social media virtue signalling self-hating entitled morons.Leftism is primarily an economic idea with general tolerance towards lifestyle choices. You do not need to support immigrants, trans or gay people, or any of the cringe shit redditors champion.I am a leftist and want more flags and less immigrants, and for taxes to go to public services, not migrant hotels or tranny propaganda.
>>214368249We don't hate the country we dislike half the history whilst loving the other half
>>214368250how does a flag intimidate 'minorities', inherently? Now, if those people are exhibiting antisocial behaviours /outside/ of hoisting a flag, then sure that's bad. But merely sticking the flag up is not wrong.
>>214368258It’s alri Baz, scaffolding is proper graft
i'm a girl lolnone of you will believe me but it's true
>>214368283cheeky line of coke on the side would make that better
>>214368250>to intimidate minoritiesIt's literally and obviously to intimidate authorities
crying tears of pain rn, i remember the day this came out. I was sitting in my room posting on r9khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fofsYRJlAW4
>>214368283nigga eating compost
So the flag intimates immigrants but immigrants committing actual violent crimes doesn't intimidate natives?
Got mikey resurfacing my drive today. Paid him £3k which is a bargain, he already smashed my old one up into bits yesterday, took some of the debris with him and is finishing the job today. He's a bit late though, said he'd be here 7am.
>>214368314Please post your thighs
>>214368302Same but I'm pro gay pro tranny more money for trans propaganda
>>214368331for it was lil peep and r9k back in 2016
>>214368302No we don't. We don't give a fuck.
>>214368335Why do you, a white Australian, type like an African-American?
>>214368353Stay dumb.
>>214368331evocative post
im a millionaire lolnone of you will believe me but its true
>>214368352i did that too, was posting peep in late 2015 and /mu/fags were calling me cringe. Those were days. How old you? you seem to me in my age range
I'm a leftist and responsible for the deportation of dozens of immigrants what have you done for your country rorke?
>>214368337I'm pro-'flag in own fucking country' but your argument there is a bit shit. Obviously violent crimes would intimidate natives, nobody is saying otherwise.
Thinking about Louis the neet
i did a poo this morningnone of you will believe me but its true
>>214368359why do you, a dribbling american ape, type as if you're a human?
>>214368305your country is (or was in the past) like your family. you should stick up for your country. every country has done bad things. if you favour another country over your own you're a traitor.
Right, time to do the dishes I've been putting off for a week. Wish me luck boys
>>214368359>>214368397log off
>>214368352>lil peepmiss that lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
>>214368308>>214368290did you actually read my post cretins
>>214368218*nods solemnly in contemplation*
doing 10 minute long norm macdonald jokes while im speaking at my nans funeral
>soundcloud rappersThey kept it too real, how many of the notable ones are even still alive?
>>214368384usually don't admit this but i'm 36 and was in my mid 20s going through a shit period of drugs and depression which harmonised well with r9k and that kinda music
>>214368368I'm vastly more intelligent than you. You were born into capitalism, you will live under capitalism and you will die under capitalism. Don't like it? Move to Vietnam, that's your only chance.
So it's ok for an immigrant to tattoo the Uzbekistan flag onto my bald head but I can't wave the union jack at a dog?
off outside in 10 mins
>did you actually read my postno
lil poop was goated fr fr. that nigga did them there raps like a mfr no funny. crodie doing the crip walk with tupac up in heaven with them other niggas and thats on my mama grave
>>214368337the lefties ignore violent crimes committed by foreigners because they're delusional
>>214368440hopefully none
>>214368172>>214368223Those sites are the reason everything's fucked. They book up all the slots then resell them
>>214368402Explain why with a logical argument
>>214368391probably dead by now
thinking about peter dinklagealways thought the word "dinklage" was a good term for those last few drops of wee that dribble out of your cock when you're done
>>214368337kill it with fire
>>214368443The fact that you think capitalism and leftism are incompatible shows how dumb you are. Stop replying to me and go read a book instead of scrolling through ragebait on twitter.
>>214368443Capitalism is a world system there are no countries that operate under a different economic mode of production
>>214368429yes. your point?
is bigfoot real
*warms up my vocal cords*FOY
>>214368250Why would you be intimidated by the flag of the country you risked life and limb to get to? You should be the one flying it proudly if anything. How can we expect migrants to contribute and be proud of this country when we aren't able to be proud of it ourselves
Might go Costa coffee for a Costa coffee
>>214368500i seen a few yowies in the woods
>>214368500NoIf there was a large species of ape living in the Pacific Northwest, we would have found it by now
>>214368468Nooooo
>>214368508Costa coffee is owned by Coca Cola ain't that strange
>>214368504again are you incapable of reading 15 words
>>214368508cattle slave
>>214368500yeah, im bigfoot
>>214368501
runtoil donelovely morning for it
raping a germ
Just cracked open a Guinness and now sat on the toilet emptying my bowels. Start early, finish early as they say
grey jeans a t-shirt and a bomber jacket weather i think
>>214368530It's a pure strawman, it hardly deserves answeringYou're making the assumption that everyone who put up a flag did it to scare a minority
>>214368504You know the answer, if you only see it in the context where it's being carried by people telling you to fuck off home you start to make an associationPavlov's dogAnswer is for us all to fly it more
bruncheon
bigfoot hates capitalism and migration and also considers himself left leaning
>>214368527probably not really deadmaybe he's posting here right now :0
The peasant rallies the wind,Yet the wind blows his farm away;I watch cock-headed the royal assassinsWho infiltrate everything so that there is no consensusWill they blow harder than the wind?
fUCK FUCK FUCK i think i may get a few points on my licencewent through a red light camera to let a police through
redditard view of capitalism and economics certainly is strange
>>214368466before the leftist bullshit, people were group oriented. they trusted each other, had more children, and were generally happier.
>>214368564no i'm not i'm saying that being intimidated by people saying them want to kill you or kick out of your home is perfectly ligitimateobviously
>>214368566looks like it was fried with air
>>214368570Maybe he's meMaybe he's you
>>214368544why are you posting creep shots of your mums boyfriend
>>214368566the fabled british beige cuisine
>>214368565That's why the left wing of England has missed a trick of not proudly waving the St George's flag (or even the union flag) themselves. They've let the right wing claim it. It's why they lost Brexit, because it was seen as more patriotic to leave.The more they keep hampering on about how we should be ashamed to be proud in our country the more fucked they are
>naughtyoo er missus
>>214368508costa coffee? more like costa lotee
dont get how people can have greasy food that early in the morningfor me it's fruit and coffeefor lunch i pig out on every fried food imaginable
>>214368566>grey washed kitchen>beige washed platethis is peak british culture
>>214368593why are you saying jokes a 12 year old would find amusing?
>>214368580Show me the connection between people wanting to kill migrants and hanging the St George's flag up
>>214368579And am I supposed to be in a group with all English people more than I am with any other person of any other nationality? What about class groups?
in the mood for some bum fun
>>214368639says the retard posting some darkies hands
niggas having an earnest discussion about flags lmaoonly on /brit/
raping the universe
Utterly depressed and fatigued. Don't want to live through next week
>>214368685ferret :)
>>214368609We don't say we should be ashamed, we say we can do better than like slavery and colonialism and stuff, and we can be proud of a ton of stuff like trade unions and the nhs
>>214368685would you like me to sing a song to make you feel better
>>214368681err that technically includes kids mate???
>>214368669*ahem**warms up my vocal cords*FOYhow should i have responded? youre obviously braindead
>>214368685*hugs you*feel better?
>>214368529Not as weird as it being previously owned by Premier InnPrimark is owned by Allied British Foods
>>214368642
>>214368703should have took it on the chin like a good little yankoid dog
>>214368653Yes, just the same as there are pockets of Indians, Chinese, Italian or any other nationality around the country. They prefer their own kind, it's the natural way.
>>214368621Been maxing out the ISA allowance for the last three years, think the odd brew won't break the bank
>>214368442im only 27, but kinda cool you are 36 and still listened to that type of music. Do you look younger than people your age?
>>214368719you like touching other men. thats fine. just not my cup of tea
>>214368729Nothing natural about national borders mate
give this post a (You)
>>214368754It's completely natural. If not then why do we have them?
>>214368759No! Oh fuck!
do not give this post a (You)
@214368759Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
>>214368759>>214368759>>214368759>>214368759>>214368759>>214368759thsnis rhe post
>>214368701
>>214368754How so?
>>214368775Alright what's your definition of natural? That it exists?
nigga we gon incinerate yo honky ass
>>214368709Primark is known as Penneys in Ireland
exploring
>>214368694The only slavery going on in the UK is committed by criminal immigrant gangs growing weed and immigrant nail shop owners, why are you still going on about slavery? What colonies realistically do we own beyond the commonwealth in which the crown has no real political power? The NHS is a relic, a nice idea but ultimately unfit for purpose, it's a drain on resources and will continue to get worse. I'm not proud of it. We keep saying it's the envy of the world but no country has even tried to replicate it. We should be proud of how we've helped the world (and ashamed of how we've destroyed parts of it) but it's time to help ourselves. England and the union must be preserved as a matter of importance, stop all this tolerance of nonsense
i expect all of you to be practicing yank (You) denial in the next thread
>>214368802Depends what you mean by natural but we only started making them very recently in our species
>>214368828ive been there
>>214368694Yawn
>>214368852probably why it smells
available news>>214364954or>>214367361pick one
>>214368888
>>214368833We were talking about the idea of being ashamed or proud of our history as a county, keep up
>>214368808they're part of human nature
h
>>214368953Then why did humans only start making nation states and their borders fairly recently
>>214368850People create borders like birds create nests. It's something done by natural instinct. You can't not have borders, there needs to be boundaries.
>>214368990they always did though, nations have always and will always exist people just didnt have the means to make administrative governments spanning millions of people
>>214369016>>214369030Totally wrong, do a bit of anthropology, and look up when the first nation states were created too
>Nations have always existedNot sending their best
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