apple edish
What a shit edish. Australia, I'm disappointed in you
>>214438525
>>214438525KNIIIFE!!
>>214438525laughed out loud
>>214438559it's good you're wrong
Good edish, I hate it
https://youtube.com/shorts/6udxlY55lUMIn America this is a small flat
bump
>>214438574that's normal they're baiting for engagement
>>214438595Oh I’m stupid
Too sad about Glinner to post properly
belly bubblin
>>214438565You live in the southern hemisphere
squattoil looms
the fresh cut roses candle is lit the patchouli incense is burning the tropical coconut coast perfume has been sprayed the peach cherry lemonade is being sipped and the berry sinister lip balm is on the lips
was expecting a free sheldon edish
mad to think I'm a mild mannered, normal person outside of /brit/ who would lose his job, gf and friends if they ever found out about some of the things I post here. Bet it's the same for the majority of you lads as well
the groundsmen have their machines on
mi tink so mi am - rene debombaclarte
>>214438177shit on my dick
>>214438559There hasn't been a good edish since steamtrainlad
need a cosy autumn gf
>>214438607What happened
>>214438672state
>>214438645Would you go outside if they looked the other way?
>>214438672Need any sort of gf truth be told
>>214438672Bit Like Are Rubes xx
YES I DO
>>214438565did you know septem means 7 octo means 8 novem means 9 and decem means 10 in latin?now you may be wondering if december means 10 why is it the 12th month? because the romans added 2 january and february and decided to put them at the start
comfy season is imminent
free lucyknow she killed 7 babiesbut come on its lucy
Phoned in sick today just to watch bluey on BBC iPlayer.
>>214438672He looks like the bloke from trainspotting
>>214438713screaning
>>214438704feel like whoever is responsible for this deserves to be stabbed tbqhwy
>>214438565I too saw this on instagram
>>214438672Bill Bailey after a shave
koala bolognese for tea
moo deng
>>214438685no im busy working see *switches to Book1.xlsx*
https://youtu.be/BtlWoqWLm9Qtruth nukes galore in this one
>>214438328i've only ever shagged in the dark
>>214438683Escorted off a flight by armed police due to tweets https://grahamlinehan.substack.com/p/i-just-got-arrested-again
>>214438713wasnt she framed by wogs
>>214438704did you know that the fifth and sixth months were renamed July for Julius and August for Augustus?
arsegaylia
all this talk of gym and squattoil reminded me i have a home gym that i really need to start using
Hope bognalds announcement is a full scale invasion of Venezuela
anyone got the kier starmer wank licence thing? want to see if it works for me
i am feeling VERY nervous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yCia4DGigsa classic lads
Time for ozempictoil
>>214438792think itll be because it looks like hes dying
>>214438704>>214438785Think everyone who isn't a total chav retard knows this bh
lads whos your favourite artist
>>214438792i found out venezuela has a LOT of untouched wilderness within it
>>214438818tupac
>>214438818hate artists
>>214438780>Someone, somewhere, probably wearing unconvincing make-up and his sister/wife’s/mum’s underwear, had made a phone call.Brutal
Starmer's tweet about having a St. George's flag up in his house is such an obvious lie that it's ridiculous he bothered with it
>>214438810man looks like a prune
>>214438773asmr vid
>>214438818Big fan of ilya repin me
>>214438704It's even more fucked than thatTheir tax year started in mid March so that was the first month. World before zero kind of shit. Then when Julius Caesar reformed their system he decided March would be too long to wait for a new year so he started on January instead
>>214438818that austrian painter was alright
>>214438875Klimt?
>>214438841Why? He runs the country, makes sense he somewhat cares about it
>>214438739Hehe
>>214438773i'm so redpilled this just comes across as very basic to mebut it makes interacting with NPCs near impossible given how naive they are
>>214438875
>earn objectively tons of money>have a mortgage>have a credit card i have never missed a payment on>have history of rarely taking loans out and never missing payments when i doall this and my credit score won't go past 600. doesn't matter since i've got a mortgage and a house but i'm utterly baffled as to how people get high credit scores when there's basically nothing more i can do. mates who are bad with money all seem to have 650+. oh well, not sure what i need it for after getting a mortgage but it's still confusing
>>214438818only listen to female asmr me but the men are far better but its bent to watch them
>>214438773love this chinese nigga like you would not believe, almost certainly a CCP agent but he's redpilling westerners and showing how ancient history links to modern events
>>214438896Bait
Why would a communist be racist
>>214438620so whatso fucking what
>>214438827https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756233606869040.webm
>>214438773>>214438900>>214438910Wasn't he utterly utterly utterly wrong about something not that long ago?Sort of destroyed his credibility as I recall
do all the insects just die in winter or where do they go? saw a spider doing webtoil last night and thought the poor lad isn't going to catch anything and he'll probably be dead in a few weeks
didn't pay a credit card and the bank sold the debt, never fixing my credit score me
can't stand seeing all of the powerlifting shite recommended to me now because I follow a few accounts. seems to have really blown up with zoomers and the younger crowd. almost always a bunch of speccy looking gremlins, males and females, looking bloated and red in the face, clearly a cope for not taking part in a real sport during their developmental years. the majority seeming to think that lifting weights makes them intrinsically valuable and able to endure real suffering thanks to what they've been fed on tiktok.
>>214438930racism is human nature
>>214438959how can you sell debt
did you know that the earth tilts? so during the summer in the northern hemisphere the earth is tilted towards the sun so it gets warmer meanwhile in the southern hemisphere the earth is tilted away from the sun so its winter in summer for them lol mental
>>214438958Spiders can live for months without a mealA lot of insects die off and some find a hole somewhere and hibernate
>>214438773If you take a Chinaman talking about the West seriously idk what to tell you. They are incapable of understanding us
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>214438980fuck off
>>214438985imagine if god spun the earth on his finger like a basketball
>>214438924people who take out loans all the time get lower scores because they seemingly can't survive without cash injections
>>214438949no
>>214438985if thats true then why dont we fall off the planet
half baked conspiracy theory: the Jews want to be genocided as the ultimate sacrifice to their evil god
>>214438900>redpilled>NPCsYou're plainly terminally-online and this fact being pointed out will make you seethe like a cunt.
>>214439013well its still the same amount of debt dont see how its more valuable in someomne elses hands
>>214438984it's a massive business
>>214438949yeh it was morgan gibbs white and eze signing for spurs
All this reminds me that the cicadas are about to start metamorphosistoil
>>214439000
>>214439043because they think they can squeeze the money out of ya
>>214439052makes no sense
Main story on the DM It's making me so sad
>>214439019Relgious jews want their messiah, Evangelical zionists want to speedrun the endtimes. Both involve getting the jews to be so hated that they all to move to Israel
>>214439062love going on evening incelwalks in summer with cicadabergs screaming its like im in neon genesis evangeloin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtJ2vqRgf8o
>>214438979pretty sure that doesn't improve your credit score but it won't destroy it. to my knowledge gfberg has never taken out a loan, has a credit card, is shared on my mortgage, has definitely never been a minimum payment type of person, and her credit score is literally perfect
>>214439081it absolutely does but you're a literal child that's never heard of the concept
>>214439085size of his fucking swede
>>214439112the thing about professional development is that its continual
Business idea: Bundle the debts and sell them
>>214438959I missed a payment once, was told it would be 6 months before it stopped making a difference but it was closer to 2 years.>>214438984Sell the right to be owed the money you lent. Buyer gets bigger returns over time with a bit of risk involved, you have less risk and get a lump sum up front.
>it absolutely does but you're a literal child that's never heard of the concept
>>214439085These are the TERFs that are calling you unconvincing
>>214439085what were the tweets?
>>214439156seething
where do I find those women that want to fix nasty horrible sperg twats like me
my job is to do 15 minutes of paperwork a day and man a phoneline that nobody rings. i earn 30k a year doing this and im still not happy with my life
bending over and spraying a 90 degree cone of liquid shit all over the wall like a pressure washer
maybe Australia doesn't have the same setup
The home of an 83-year-old woman who drowned during Storm Babet was not protected by formal flood defences, an inquest heard.Maureen Gilbert was found "floating in the water" by her son Paul on the morning of 21 October 2023 in Tapton Terrace in Chesterfield, Derbyshire, after the River Rother burst its banks.Mr Gilbert told Sky News at the time of his mother's death that he was "very angry" and added: "I don't think there's enough being done with flood defences."People get forgotten down here - nobody got it as bad as we did in 2007 and now this year."He added that he had attempted to secure his mother's house with flood defences himself but she rang him on Friday 20 October 2023 to say there was "water coming in the house".Mr Gilbert said it took him seven hours to reach the property, and when he arrived, "it was already flooded way too much" to enter, and he hoped his mother had gone upstairs.He added that emergency services were also unable to enter the home due to the volume of water and planned to return the next day.Mr Gilbert arrived on the Saturday morning to find his mother floating in the water.The pensioner, who lived downstairs in the property because she was disabled, was one of at least seven people who died as a result of the storm, which left thousands of homes without power across the UK.
>>214439211jobs are mostly fake
onions
imagine your face twisted in agony
Why are delivery times so fucking crap these daysPay for express shipping and estimate delivery date is 4 days away
>>214439221>MUM come upstairs look at me i posted it again
>>214439197
>>214438773A lot of schizo nonsense in this video
>>214439233If his mum could come upstairs she wouldn't of drowned
all my life been fighting the thought at the back of my mind that the average person is a fucking retard who can't see more than a step or 2 ahead of themalways thought anyone who thinks that way is a massive wanker with dunning kruger. go through phases of explaining why i'm different either just convincing myself everything sees the same things i do but just never mention it or that i'm autistic. starting to just realise that there really are a lot of idiots out there and even the average smart person is really a fucking idiots
>>214439233I don't have an upstairs I live in a flat and my mother doesn't speak to me
how is chinese culture with the metaphysical?
>>214439250studious dashie
all my life i've been waiting for you to bring a fairy tale my way
>wouldn't of
get the fucking ponys posted
>>214439266China has a materialist state ideology
>>214439233>MUM float over here I posted it again!
three types of peoplehappy peopleangry peoplesad peoplesimple as
they should make of a word
>>214439235you posting this just proves I struck a nerve lol
rorke will be there will you?
>>214439211i make 150k wfh, joined a 15 min call this morning, spent most of the day in bed sipping a red bull, currently sitting on the toilet with a shitty arse typing on my lappytoppy. gonna head downstairs and start on a late brekky/early lunch. will probably do an hour's work this afternoon and go skiing at the indoor ski centre before it gets busy. will probably work in a few wanks today too
>>214439309and you (stupid people)
>>214439295not now
>>214439291gottem
>>214439302but are they consumerist? are they imperialist? what does material do for them?
>you posting this just proves I struck a nerve lol
Maybe things aren't so bad here
>>214439316No my dad will be though bless him
>>214439328why are you so mean to me
>>214439316Is that jason statham?
>>214439316rorke won't be there, he'll be at home posting "nothing ever happens"
>>214439309I feel all 3 emotions several times a month...you wouldn't last a minute in my brain...
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>>214439340im sorry come here x *glomps you*
>>214438795
broken britain
ausrorke losing his shifts after management saw him marching on the channel nine news
/brit/ needs more anime edishes
>>214439357its his birthday?
pissing out a yellow liquidscared
>>214439359The fuck is he Tweetin?
>>214439357doesnt look half bad for 63
unc bros....
PM Tommy RobinsonChancellor Andrew TateHome Secretary Rupert LoweBusiness Secretary Rob MooreDefence Secretary Derek 'War' ChisoraCulture Secretary Tristan TateWomen's Secretary Bonnie BlueForeign Secretary BorisThe cabinet to save britain
>>214439374it is actually lol
need a twink to worship my balls sloppy style
>>214439316No I won't be at Talmud Rubenstein's silly little march
Sir Birthday Punches
>>214438773zoned out and hes suddenly talking about being on an island with thousands of killer monkeys
Rorke taking his mum out for a dinner date at The Gay Pube
>Happy Birthday to you,>Happy Birthday to you,>Happy Birthday Keir Starmer,>Happy Birthday to you
Chinks reinventing Thomas Hobbes
A father drowned while trying to save his disabled daughter after her mobility scooter fell into a canal, an inquest heard.Former serviceman Lawrence Casey, 86, went into the Bude Canal in north Cornwall to rescue his daughter Jessica after she lost control of her scooter.Cornwall Coroner’s Court heard the incident occurred on the afternoon of September 1 last year and was not witnessed by anyone.A passing jogger alerted two nearby fishermen who rescued Mr Casey from the water.A paddleboard instructor, who had heard the commotion, dived in to save Miss Casey and then started CPR on her unconscious father.The emergency services, including the air ambulance, were soon at the scene but Mr Casey died.The inquest heard Miss Casey, 27, who has cerebral palsy, uses a wheelchair and is aided in communication by a tablet computer.Her mother, Ruth Casey, told the inquest her estranged husband and daughter often went out for walks together.“On the day in question I have been told by Jessica she and Lawrence went for a walk along Bude Canal,” she said.“Jessica told me that somehow she went into the canal while on her mobility scooter. Jessica also told me that Daddy couldn’t swim and that she could swim, and she told me that Daddy then sank.
business idea: sell bottled oxygen
>>214439320>will probably do an hour's work this afternoon and go skiing at the indoor ski centre before it gets busyRetardedly based
>>214439487why do you post this horrible shit get a job
>>214439359>high blood pressureI suppose spending each and every moment hating trannies does that to someone
>>214439487She'll kill again
>>214439487sad. but man was still clarting at 59
>>214439482https://voca.ro/12ATubAIHSyx
Rorkeoid creature detected
>>214439516A driver in Australia was sentenced to 10 months in prison for what a judge called the man’s ”heartless, cruel and disgraceful” filming of four dead and dying police officers who were hit by a truck on a freeway after they stopped him for speedingRichard Pusey, a 42-year-old mortgage broker, had earlier pleaded guilty to a rare charge of outraging public decency over his commentary in crash scene videos shot with his phone. It was the first time the charge had been prosecuted in Victoria since 1963Police had pulled Pusey over for driving his Porsche at 93 miles per hour on Melbourne’s Eastern Freeway in April last year, far in excess of the 62 mph limitThe officers were considering whether to impound Pusey’s car when a truck crashed into them, the Porsche and two police cars in an emergency lanePusey, who avoided injury because he had been urinating behind roadside bushes at the time, did not help but instead started filming the scene. His profanity-laden commentary while filming included “he’s smashed,” “this is fucking justice,” “absolutely amazing” and “beautiful.”“I think everyone got cleaned up,” Pusey said. “I guess I’ll be getting an Uber home, huh.”When one of five bystanders who came to the aid of the injured officers asked Pusey to help, he replied: “They’re dead,” and continued filming"Amazing. Absolutely amazing. All I wanted to do was go home and eat my sushi and now you have fucked my fucking car," Pusey was allegedly heard to say as Leading Senior Constable Lynette Taylor lay dyingWraight described Pusey’s conduct as “callous and reprehensible.”“Your conduct ... was heartless, cruel and disgraceful,” the judge saidStuart Schulze, whose wife, Lynette Taylor, was one of the officers killed, described the sentence as “too lenient” and “totally inappropriate.”Wayne Gatt, secretary of the Victoria Police Assn., described Pusey as a “worthless individual"
why wont they legalise weed theyve legalised cutting your willy off and having gay arse sex but weed is too far?
>>214439487>Lawrence Casey, 86>Miss Casey, 27Damn unc shagging at 49
i gave you my trust and you fucked it sexually with your cockc
>>214439540weird looking kangaroo feller
off work lads. cant stop shitting myself every 5 minutes
>>214439320whats it like in milton keynes?
>>214439544posted it again award
>>214439540Rorke wouldn't be caught dead eating broccoli
>>214439544hid before reading a single word. dont try making others as miserable as you cheers
>>214439538hooray
>>214439554>49stupid cunt
>>214439487how the fuck can she swim
>>214439221No one takes accountability for their own failures these days. Holy fuck if you live in a flood risk area and it's raining, take some fucking initiative and stop relying on the government. If you die during any natural disaster waiting for government aid and assistance you're a fucking retard and deserve to die
>>214439602scromiting
>>214439602Baited for this exact response
>>214439544wtf i thouhgt it was a pajeet that filmed it
One thing I've always wondered about ARABSIf Africans evolved black skin to defend themselves against the sun, why aren't arabs the darkest midnight motherfuckers on the planet? They have nothing but desert and sun. Doesn't make sense that they're basically the fairest skin people after whites and east asians.
>>214439544if you've ever seen the footage it is genuine horrorkino
>>214439560ah ja my friend yuo are doing ze toilet ja yuo are having ze poopoo und ze farting arse ja das ist sehr gut das ist wunderbar ja
What's his message lads?
>>214439620fun!
>>214439637Link?
>>214439627The pajeet plowed into the cops with his truck while they were booking the arsehole in the porsche
>>214439636>the savages get through and kill thousandsDidn't happen
>>214439636nigga shut your judaic ass up
>>214439658White people must perish for the greater good of Britain.
who would like to rub and touch my feet now
>>214439658See more
>>214439680*cums all over her glasses*
>>214439658Not sure who Seymour is but he must be very important
>>214439636
>>214439482the fact that half the labour front bench went to leeds is really telling. it's basically the poster child uni for people who aren't dumb but not smart enough to know their limitations
>>214439694me sir
>>214439645Hurensohn
Big pharma / big food is not a meme lads if you actually read and look into big studies you find out that 90% of them are what would be described as "statistically retarded"A group of 800 people sourced from the Queens area of New York specifically that were found by passing out flyers on a Sunday were told to quit sugar and take Stevia regardless of whether they ate sugar before and they found that it had no impact over their cardiovascular health after 3 weeks. Therefore sugar isn't bad for you as long as it's under one Orange Crush a day.
that long stupid post is off topic don't reply to it
>>214439658wonder if he got anything nice for his birthday
>>214439658>Asked whether people putting up the Union and St George’s Cross flags in the wake of asylum hotel protests could be considered racist, Starmer told BBC Radio 5 Live: “I am supporter of flags.”
>>214439705umm, bristol uni rang
>>214439695>>214439701Do you pull birds with that kind of patter?
After that post I will never let someone ever again tell me people who earn £100k+ don't live like absolute kings
>>214439634because they had access to trade routes and materials which were used for clothingcompare the dress of a bedouin with an african bushman
reckon thailad will get out of thai prison in the the next 10 yearsshouldnt have called the king a bender
poly niggas be likethere she is, my other third
>>214439705Yeah but he was at uni there in the 80s so I doubt you have a clue what it was like back then
The Scotch crack me up. Their voices lmao blokes wearing skirts
>>214439719YOU try doing a statistically significant study with a roll of pennies and a clipboard
>>214439760snorted
>>214439731do you think he wears his glasses during birthday sex?
>>214439636Yiu didn't mention that the jews are inexplicably supported by major western countries and jewish people in these countries constantly lobby for Israel despite being citizens of these countries
>>214439789Who's Yiu?
mad how some of you lads read these epic blog posts
>>214439788Jews wear ghost blankets when they have sex
spidder
What's this all about then lads?
>>214439760polish niggas be like hi my name is krystostyzstzlykovickwlyzyrztoplizhnykyrtolostyzch pityzrychoktyrzyklopripyztynostyzm
>>214439802Soulja Boy that's YIU
eating worms
>>214439825he's literally going to eat a steaming plate of jewish poo and cum
>>214439859Again?
Mousey once bragged about being in the Guinness Book of Records but he refuses to tell anyone what the record is What's that all about
>>214439825>I'm here to tell you all that I'm in perfect heal-ACK
>>214439826Godberg on a mad one creating these
>>214439829please no doxxable info TIA
>The times for conjugal duty prescribed in the Torah are: for men of independence, every day; for laborers, twice a week; for ass-drivers, once a week; for camel-drivers, once in thirty days; for sailors, once in six months. These are the rulings of Rabbi Eliezer.
>>214439789israeli lobbying backed by the reality that the people surrounding them are literal 70 IQ savages means it makes no sense for the west to support anyone else. not supporting anyone leads to too much instability. supporting the muslims means strengthening some people who are far worse than anything the israelis are and that's saying a lot considering all the shit the israelis get up to
>>214439884world's juiciest pinkest most shaggable boypussy
>>214439884worlds longest trail of snot
>>214439886He is, leftypol
all by bongistan shares are down this morndon't know why I bother investing in this bhenchod country
>Former actor Zack Polanski elected leader of the Green PartyA gay vegan jew who was an "immersice theatre actor", that should help them compete with Corbyn
>>214438672didn't know women had receding hairlinesis this common?
>>214439904yank support of israel is beyond any logic like this its religious not to mention the massive bribes and blackmail networks
>>214439821yay!
>>214439946>>214438684she's cute
Apparently there was a young girl who was walking around with kitchen knives to protect herself from migrant gangs? Is that true.
>>214439946don't know about receding hairlines but female pattern baldness is surprisingly common and awful to see in the wild
>>214439964what heroin does to a motherfucker
eating a few crisps
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>>214439963I live where this is happening. She's known for being a drama queen and all the locals know the nurse has done absolutely nothing wrong lol
>>214439947Western support for Israel has also accelerated the coalescence of the Islamist voting bloc. They're uniting behind Corbyn now because they think he's redpilled on the JQ, not because they're heckin wholesome democratic socialists. When Corbyn croaks the tankies will be shoved aside and it will become the Islamist party in Parliament in the 2030s.
>>214440010re-open the queen margaret and get this nonsense sorted out
>>214439927when are they going to grow up and elect an eco-fascist as leader
>>214439904I mostly agree with this except Americas relations with the rest of the Middle East doesn’t need to be as bad as it is, if they were really only good friends with Israel because of shared values than that doesn’t explain their relationship with Saudi Arabia
>>214440008they took our precious
what's the point of all this/brit/, i mean
This is my favourite British video to ever surfacehttps://x.com/CursedVideos/status/1962491190852383025
https://voca.ro/1lGZ0ccvlw85
>>214440072lovely stuff
most of the middle east is a mess because of ottoman rule but you'll never hear leftypol talk about that
this is what youre dealing with trying to explain it logically is retarded
https://voca.ro/1oN1Ix26nwZf
my pedophile uncle keeps trying to message me on whatsapp
bit grim
>>214440080yay!
>>214440094American christians are the worst
>>214440033Never because their support base is split between suburban NIMBYs and flaming poofters and trannies in Bristol and Brighton. It's a complete nonsense coalition with no hope of going anywhere
>>214440102>>214440080so this is Rorke?
My nephew keeps ignoring my offers for massages on whatsapp
>>214440093It's a mess because Woodrow Wilson and the frogs fucked the post-Ottoman order
>>214440093honestly if i could receive one ticket to a country for a month i would choose turkey because as a yank i'm really curious what they're all about
>>214440130how old is he?
>>214440145>>214440145>>214440145>>214440145Ahahaha x new as it were xx
>>214440153outrageous
>>214440153you contemptible fool
>>214440153never shoud've come here
>>214440153right well thats an absolute piece of nonsense isnt it
>>214440153
>>214440086it's not lovely though
>>214440143it's really not that specialgood food, lots of beaches, busy cities that are wall to wall shops and cafes with 5 staff members per customer milling about on their phones
>>214440143My understanding is it's nowhere near as dangerous as it was a few years back when they were having the protests and people were worried ISIS was going to break out of SyriaLots of my relatives have gone for Gallipoli and they say it's a great country to visit
>>214440207i mentioned the people in my post and that's what i'm really interested inthey're nothing special inherently i'm sure, but they occupy a unique place geopolitically and that intrigues me
you're my little soda pop
>this thread has been pruned or deleted
>>214440252>>214440252>>214440252
>>214440251>>214440251>>214440251
>>214438525on the second apple of the day me
>>214440265steady on now lad
>>214440240i tried having conversations on topics like that before and you don't get a lot of interesting thingsthe young people don't care, the old ones have a very propaganda-skewed view.
>>214440259>>214440262The future you chose, Janny
