little monky edition
brits love small editions just like my peepee
>>214440252this is the thread>>214440252
platypus risotto for tea
hmm this one i think
>>214440252you are the little monkey
>>214440244>>214440244>>214440244
Going to Boojum for tea tonight!
>>214440252rorke’s childhood photo
thread created 1 post later HOWEVER it was posted in the old first AND the other one is gaythis is the thread
>>214440271love those gay porns where tiny micropenis asian twinks get shagged silly by big white cocks
>>214440293boojum and posting brows, so irish
>>214440182it is>>214440076for me it's this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk
>>214440290not sure you understand how /brit/ works
The great taxi farce is one of the big underreported scandals in modern Britain. It’s bankrupting councils. Booking a taxi in the morning in most towns and smaller cities in this country is nigh on impossible. They’re all on school runs, something unheard of even a decade ago.Next time the council cuts your bins collection remember they're paying 10k/year/pupil on this scam
gay porn aus
Hi, I'm John *goes to shake your hand*
>>214440145
walnuts and chocolate almonds time!
>>214440342Alright John*gives your crotch a little squeeze*
>>214440346Killed his thread just like he killed his gimmick
>boojum is a british owned mexican restaurant chain founded in belfastsounds authentic
What should I get from Boojum tonight lads?
>>214440342*presents my pooey hairy arsehole*well hello john…
>>214440323Get the retards bussed
>>214440368this image is a major recession indicator
cravendalelad waiting till post 301 to post his dogshit gimmick again
>>214440388beans so you fart LOL
Shaved myself a goatee.Gfberg might be annoyed.
>>214440405absolutely done him lad
What's stopping me from pretending to be a refugee? Genuinely. Just rock up to my local council office and say I came over in a raft and get provided for for the rest of my life.
>>214440413genuinely awful decision
>>214440378they already opened the door
the feeling when that first sip of ice cold red bull zero hits my lips in the morning, nothing like it
Business idea: Fried chicken place called Snark so you can open a combination Snark/Boojum
>>214440323Could make a killing just scamming the government. Get BTL properties and fill them with boat people and set up a taxi firm ferrying spackers about because the council decided they should go to school an hour away for some fucking reason
>>214440413
>chicken and veg soup>fill it to the brim with cajun spice>add some instant noodlesfood of the gods, don't give a fuck what anyone says
love love LOVE girls who wear white socks over their leggings
>>214440252:o
everyone has become stupiderhere's why that's a good thing:
How do I become this braindead?
>>214440439scrsnagimsa
>>214440439You don't know what a goatee is...
>>214440416let me in!!!!
let the brethren cook
>>214440481not as bad as the tribute i made to him
consuming a poo
>You don't know what a goatee is...
>>214440450why dont they just move to Oklahoma?
erm...lads?
>>214440463I can hear the accent
>>214440413>>214440388>>214440293i made you a thread >>214440488
i reckon the 2010s will be remembered as one of the most bizarre times in modern history. reckon all of the freaks who bought into the weirdness thought it would be remembered like the summer of love in the 60s but not everyone is quietly pretending they always hated it when the reality of making everything gay and mutilating children becomes apparent
>>214440493You spaffed on him?
>>214440463grim beyond belief the times we’re living in
>>214440498>flag confirmed
>>214440441>factory-farmed chicken scraps and GMO pesticide covered veg in a tin lined with PFCs>cajun spice with lead and arsenic >processed grains wrapped in plasticyummy
>>214440450do you get ft through your job?
>>214440503they already confirmed the announcement is about national defence, probably Venezula
>>214440481impressive desu
>>214440450Executive Order of the Russian President No. 702 as of 19.08.2024 applies to the persons who would like to move to Russia due to rejection of the policies implemented by the countries of their citizenship that impose destructive ideological attitudes contradicting traditional Russian spiritual and moral values set forth in “Fundamentals of State Policy for the Preservation and Strengthening of Traditional Russian Spiritual and Moral Values”. The Russian Government has passed a resolution with a list of countries, which citizens may use the options provided by the Order. The United Kingdom is included into this list.Get on it rorke!
>>214440432Guy near me does a morning run and a pickup for this kid and that's itRest of the day is his, he's essentially hired out as a private chauffeur for this kid and that's enough to make ends meet
irishmen who hate brits and britishmen who hate irish are both retarded
>>214440498don't do that
>According to Dudayev, Ruscism isa variety of hatred ideology which is based on Great Russian chauvinism, spiritlessness and immorality. It differs from other forms of fascism, racism, and nationalism by a more extreme cruelty, both to man and to nature. It is based on the destruction of everything and everyone, the tactics of scorched earth. Ruscism is a schizophrenic variety of the world domination complex. >”This is a distinct version of slave psychology, it grows like a parasite on the fabricated history, occupied territories and oppressed peoples.”
New Green party leader is a full on Jew
>>214440481>old man in his final days forced to deathmarch around his garden hobbling along on a frame just so his daughter could get a little money spinner going>this got nationwide praise and adorationCorona exposed how fucking deranged everyone is.
>>214440432Yes people constantly do
>>214440513
>>214440550it was the last gasp of WW2 veteran worship
was captain tom the lamest psyop ever or was the country really that broken from covid that everyone collectively lost their minds over a man walking in his garden
>In 2001, the Chechen field commander Shamil Basayev wrote in a letter to Putin: "Your Great Russian dream, sitting neck-deep in shit, drags everyone else in there. That is Russism".
>>214440518No I have a Revolut Metal account. £15 a month and that gives free access to the FT amongst other benefits.The Revolut Metal account is worth it for the FT subscription alone desu
Remember when normies opened their windows every night at 8pm and knocked on pots and pans?
forgot to buy water for my instant noodles :(
>>214440525whats going on in venezuela
>>214440584ktwm
used to be quite smart but now im a wet brained retard
>>214440534It’s only natural
>>214440584you've become wise when this stops arousing contempt, but pity
even Douglas Murray who is a giga rorke that lived in Russia for years says it's the most backward retarded country, basically just perpetually butthurt and can collectively as a nation do nothing other than the opposite of what the west doesdoubt i could ever live there even if it was warm and they spoke english
>>214440591you got running water don't you?
>>214440610incoherent pseudointellectual faggotbabble
>>214440323man even the collages do itand im pretty sure they are funded by tax tooand these tards always get taxied from well outside of the city+foreign
>>214440595>Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has said that a United States military build-up in the Caribbean is aimed at overthrowing his government, and he was ready to “declare a republic in arms” if attacked by US forces.
>>214440595The US government has a 50 mil bounty on the Venezuelan president and claims he is in charge of drug cartels that are bringing stuff in America. They've got war ships headed for them so possible some military action soon
>>214440534This. One people, one language, one isles, one culture and one history
>>214440612It is warm in the south
>>214440643that's not quite it either
>>214440534Dont hate them just think they are less than me.
why does england have 60 million people in it while theres like 15 million in the rest of the british isles
i come from the scran down under
>>214440598im the opposite, completely failed school like didn't even get 5 Cs at GCSE, went back to college at 18, did well for the first time, got into a top 10 uni, did really well there, did even better in my careereveryone i met later in life thinks im smart but whenever i meet up with my school friends i still get treated like a retard, which is weirdly a positive thingseems so many people who were smart as kids were just early to develop and then they get weird complexes about being unable to accept they've been overtaken
>>214440615no :(only water from a well here which has not been tested in a decade and is not safe
Remembering the time my sister would get gifts of biscuit boxes and wine for "helping the country through corona"She worked for the NHS, yeah, but she wasn't a nurse or even went near patients. Was quite weird actually, seeing my faggot sister venerated as some kind of hero when she just tapped on a keyboard and shit
>>214440555bruh
This is true. Brits in the countryside really need to be more accommodating to migrants. The cities do a good job of this so the country needs to follow suit. The country will be getting large intakes of migrants soon so they should at very least have halal food.
Why is it so fucking difficult to get a tradie to pop round? Genuinely tried 7 of them in my area and every single one has said no. Fucking twats.
couldnt bring myself to be christian since they worship a jew we need our own faith tbqh
>>214440432>council decided they should go to school an hour away for some fucking reasonhonestly i feel like an asshole even typing this out. no idea why these mongs do this while they probably never contribute to societyevercant imagine what it is like in the cousin fucker colonies in this country lol
>>214440696very bitter aren't youangry bitter little man
>>214440710
>>214440679All the best farmland is in England and the industrial cities attracted workers from everywhere else.
spanish chorizo, sausage, and bean stew type thing bubbling away on the hob x
Obkatiekat is livehttps://www.twitch.tv/obkatiekathttps://www.twitch.tv/obkatiekathttps://www.twitch.tv/obkatiekatCute British tittie queen.
>>214440696Who can forget that fucking cringe image of the super heroes bowing to the doctors in the hallway.Most NHS workers, particularly nurses are lazy fucking cunts. Wait until you have kids and see how fucking useless they are, almost killed one of my twins because they hooked up the machine and detected the other twin's heartbeat twice and it took me to intervene and say, "I don't think the kid's heartbeats would be exactly synchronised like this, I think you have the same heartbeat on this machine," before they checked it and were then like, oh shit we need to do an emergency C-Section because the child we didn't detect is running low on oxygen. Beyond useless man
>>214440701what compels a man to post retarded bait like thisare you seriously so devoid of human contact that you resort to making people angry so they're forced to acknowledge you?
>>214440751get an ad you boring cunt
retvrn, they saybut retvrning is impossiblewe all must move forward
Odd looking spot on me and my skin is melting when I touch it
>>214440764heathermong will have a field day with this
scranning pringles for breakfast again
>>214440768Probably just an insect bite
>>214440416
>>214440712They prefer jobs from elderly people so they can fleece and rob them
>>214440718no we don't origin myths and religions are redundant in a world where everything is recorded
>>214440760>what compels a man to post retarded bait like this>are you seriously so devoid of human contact that you resort to making people angry so they're forced to acknowledge you?
>>214440764LOL!
>>214440712i don't get it either. it's like they're averse to work and earning money. it's not like they don't get paid well either
>>214440793shut up autismlad
Thoughts on Bristol? Is it nice? Anything to do there?
>>214440795your mind has been completely and utterly poisoned by this website
>>214440758we gave birth forever before hospitals existeddon't see why we should even need them
>>214440584it wasn't every night, it was only in thursdays. that's how i kept track of time back then.
>>214440819>your mind has been completely and utterly poisoned by this website
>>214440817it's alright if you like ketamine and posh students
in the next couple of years there will be so many spazzie cousin fucker spawn everywhere
>>214440513she's got her tits out and most of these people are just standing there
>>214440805get your cock out and run around stonehenge once a year then idiotlad that would be a fitting religion for you
>>214440817lts nice but a lot of students which made me feel old
>>214440817dunno never been
Mousey is changing things up. He just bought himself an Affliction t-shirt. He's a chad now.
>>214440817Virgins who never leave their smelly bedrooms will tell you it's just people doing ketamine but it's one of the nicer cities in the UK.
>>214440789Reform should go after these ghouls. Seize their properties and sell them. Leftypol and Rorke can both get behind that surely.
>>214440751that's a cartoon
>>214440833imagine spending your entire life on 4chan and still being unable to make good posts
>>214440817stephen merchant
why aren't those retarded reddit cartoons banned from 4chan yet exactly?
>>214440701>This creates feelings of "discomfort", the report states, and the "psychological burden" that comes with "navigating predominantly white spaces".This whole thing feels like its fake but the fact that they acknowledge that people feel uncomfortable being around different people and cultures but cannot extrapolate that is interesting
>>214440817It's a fucking shitholeObviously the centre is nice in places but it's full of homeless people and underclass runts
>>214440869The titties are real.https://x.com/obkatiekat
>>214440889>I DONT RIKE IT !!!>SO BAN IT!!!!ameriflag yep yep
business idea: Taxi Driver, but instead of 1970s decaying New York, it's a post industrial dying town run by a Labour council, set anywhere between 2006 and nowTravis Bickle as an EDL vigilante against Pakistani pimps, drug dealers, groomers, conmen, islamists Not sure I'd get the funding for my film. Bit surprised Scorsese ever got the funding for his though
going to court
>>214440934the fabled zesty mandem
>>214440760He's just posting the report >>214440701Right that's done it, I'm voting Reform now
>>214440731No, not at all actually. Don't get me wrong, I very much enjoyed the free biscuits and alcohol; we all just found it very strange. >>214440758Hope your kid's alright now, it's actually horrific how much some of these workers just don't care. 19 months ago my dad went in with a nosebleed that wouldn't stop, they plugged him up and did some tests and some nurse comes in and goes "so your cancer's making you feel poorly is it?", which in itself is a fucking stupid question, coupled with the fact nobody even knew he had cancer. What a way to receive the diagnosis. Not even a week later he's in and out of consciousness and the nurse is saying it's constipation? Took some extremely hard pushing from mum for somebody to actually pull their finger out and realise they've been overdosing him on morphine and was on the verge of death. He died a couple days after, presumably from the cancer but who can really be sure.
guy at work (not British) goes to the doctor weekly. he doesn't have a diagnosis, can't explain his symptoms, just feels "ill" and keeps getting scans and tests.must cost the NHS thousands given how expensive those scans are.
>>214440943the pimp was white in taxi driver
>>214440943Name of film? Deliveroo Driver
>>214440902>but it's full of homeless people and underclass runtsisn't that every british city now though?
When a man is tired of Bristol, he is tired of life.
>>214440890the reason it happens is different for different subgroups of wypipo, but typically it boils down to people being genuine idiots, people who would rather fit in than face reality, and those with a twisted superiority complex whereby they believe that acting is if they're bad means they're actually morally superior because they can acknowledge their badness and they will sacrifice everything at the alter of preserving this feeling because to them it is a uniquely brilliant idea which allows them to feel good about themselves while also feeling superior
>>214440872>imagine spending your entire life on 4chan and still being unable to make good posts
>>214440985>>but it's full of homeless people and underclass runtsisn't that every australian city now though?
People who hate Bristol have never lived there, just heard it's for druggies and vegans. It's actually the whitest major city that isn't some Northern shithole.
>>214440979He was originally written to be black
>>214440943is the taxi fake by any chance?
>>214440701good post
>>214440985Don't know, haven't left my own shithole for a few years
Going down Silent Hill, anyone want owt?
>>214440915what's the point of being a vtuber if you do that?
>>214440997not wrong am i look at you right now playing with your little dolljaks like it's 2017how fucking old are you?
the only cities without homeless are in authoritarian countries
fucksake lads got to call the electrician. he came over to look at a problem and said he'd get back to me but it's been over a week and i've heard nothing
>>214441036one of those nurse outfits
>>214441047I am just correctly labeling you what you are: a crybaby idiot.
>>214441018I know 3 people who moved out after living there for years because they hated it and thought it was a shithole>whitestStill a shithole I'm afraid
das rite
>>214440934rorke slightly blushing at this
>>214441058oh no not a fucking phone call. its so over for you
>>214441058lmao tradesmen never call you back
>I am just correctly labeling you what you are: a crybaby idiot.
>>214440768early sign of monkeypox that. rip big man
>you posting this just proves I struck a nerve lol
>>2144410402D is still better.
my aunt got a discount off a tradie because she's white which sounds unbelievable but she wouldnt lie about something like that
Greens just made a bloke who claims he can hypnotise women into making their breasts bigger and goes around drinking carrot juice because it gives him 'special powers' their leader omds
>>214441070Cool for every 3 of those people (who probably lived in a shit area which are inevitable in every city) there are 100,000 who stay
>>214441092she sucked him off
some homelessness is inevitable in a free society, in fact it's a symptom of something very positive.it's obviously sad that someone is so consumed by drugs or whatever that they're on the street, but a society that allows them to make those mistakes is one that ultimately allows people to be free and doesn't dictate what is good and moral to it's people
Mike Adriano wank on the cards
>>214441092Now oldm8s got a repeat customer
>>214441111
Thoughts on Liverpool?
sniffing textas
>>214441100So? 100,000 people stay in Slough, so that means it's not a shithole?
>>214441113mental illnessthe west is a death cult
>>214441113> and doesn't dictate what is good and moral to it's peopleThat ain’t right thoThere is a right and wrong
just looked through old messages from dadberg because of that post and now im sad. 1 month from diagnosis to death never complained just suffered and died
think about this picture a lot
>>214441133Ok yes Bristol is a shitehole, don't come here "please"
>>214441155fucked it lad
>>214441018Bristols nice ive been there many times. Full of the most lefty types imaginable outside of brighton and london
>>214441145>just suffered and diedktwbm
FUCKED IT>>214441111
im gay boy
going lidl anyone want owt?
nigger diarrhea for tea
>>214441145>just suffered and diedktim
still don't know what owt is
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>>214441113>some homelessness is inevitable in a free societysome homelessness is inevitable in any societyeven in the most strict society where being homeless at all is strictly outlawed, people will still become homeless before being punished
>>214441191kayak and a tin of beans
>>214441145My sympathies lad
>>214440943We wont fund that but how about a film about syrian refugees coming to a northern town and being treated with hostility but then they all turn out to be great people and everyone gets along and some racists burn down the pub
>>214441072Genuinely how does that happen
>>214441211homelessness doesn’t exist in good countries like china
>>214441253leftism
>>214441253Boris Johnson
>>214441145RIP
>>214441253the person suspending her couldn't speak english either
>>214441134>>214441137allowing people to do weird things you don't understand is how we innovate and find brilliant new discoveriesif we create a society with rigid dogma that punishes outside thinkers then we become bound by the current dogmatake academia. if we didn't let people do retarded things we would never make progress, in fact that's become more of an issue in recent years and the root cause is very obviously dogma. if you let people come up with retarded theories every now and then one will turn out to not be retarded and actually just be genius that everyone missed and we take a great leap forwardif you don't allow this free thinking you end up with a society like china where they are incredibly efficient but cannot innovate to save their livesthe problem is this kind of society isn't possible when you let in genuinely bad people (muslims) or those from cultures so alien and counter-productive that you get societal unrest (india)but the idea of total freedom in optimal conditions has proven to be the most productive, innovative and best at reducing suffering not just for itself but for the world
can't get princes sardine and tomato paste smell off my fingers even though I'm using supposedly 99.9% erasure soap
>>214441145RIP lad. my dad did the same thing, genuinely didn't realise how ill he was until he just died. he didn't tell anyone except my mum and just went about his business as best he could before kicking it
why are there six (6) /brit/s?
>>214441145cancer?
trying to eat brekkers but the 'berg wants on my lap
petre grifgen
foreskin's got a lovely sardiney pong going
>>214441253because our society is governed by people who want you replaced so much they don't care how stupid they make themselves look to fit another blob of biomass in the country
>>214441323you're supposed to use a fork to eat not your fingers
>>214441304you’re a retard mate
lads we're here>>214441197>>214441197>>214441197
>>214441344190s having a meltdown again
>>214441354
>>214441304>the problem is this kind of society isn't possible when you let in genuinely bad people (muslims) or those from cultures so alien and counter-productive that you get societal unrest (india)vagrancy and homelessness are one of the petty crimes that whites seem to do just as much as everyone else
>>214441379>1 reply.
>>214441335That's a man's way of going outNo fuss, no burden, stoicYour dad sounds based
>>214441287Kek
>>214441391Was deleted I guess, didn't realise it was early
card wank on the cards
noooooo
Janny what are you doing
fizzy peach grapefruit coconut mango lemonade
pg tips getting achy
benchod bastard me
>>214441434why is this pedo not banned? openly posting CP
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>>214441383love crack whores me. i gave some crack to a couple of them i met in the park, got them to suck me and rim me at the same time. got chlamyda from it
>>214441448you're gross
What happened to Britain? How did you lads let things get this bad?
>>214441448explain
>>214441304There’s more freedom and innovation in China than the West.
>>214441145RIP mate.
>252 postswhose posts got nuked
>>214441484squint your eyes you'll see CP
room reeks of cum and sweat after last night
>>214441481You tell me
what the fuck are you doing
Any lawyers here that specialise in imageboard law?Is it against the rules to post an early new if the new is "early" by virtue of 50 posts being deleted immediately because the new?
>>214441525Making some news take your pick
>>214441525kurwa antayok
no ones posts got deleted it was just a cheeky early
>>214441504I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say belgcunt
>>214441546kurva, not kurwa. it's hungarious not pulish
>>214441481Despite apparently being an intolerant and racist island full of facists. We still some how simultaneously will bend over backwards to accommodate others make them feel welcomed and support them at the expense of the nation interest our own culture and traditions.
>>214441504Angloid janny working overtime.
>>214441409yeah he was incredibly based to the hilarious extent that even when he was smacking me around it was based. one time when i was like 15 he raised his hand to smack me, being a cringe teen i grabbed his arm and said i wasn't scared of him anymore, he just told me he didn't give a fuck and smacked me with his left hand
>>214441562*poos all over my hand and smears it across your face*
>>214441562*hungorian not polissh
love a rogue /brit/ thread at 200 posts
/brit/ meet-up went well
Me? Never got banned. I'm a good well-behaved boy.
>>214441572Sounds like an underclass class mongNo better than cattle
>>214441596the alien skeleton one is sort of shaggable
>>214441596top right is not even trying
>>214441253They want us dead mate.
>>214441596Nigga got an adams melon not an adams apple
big belch bamorbeg lab chimporblag my chiporlib chap gym
>>214441596screamin
>>214441628poo snail?
>>214441628I love the snail
Washing the dishes
Problem with all social systems in the UK is they're predicated on an extremely outdated notion that people are honest and will only take what they needThis obviously flies in the face of reality in 2025 and leads to extreme outcomes like motability cars for people with anxiety, a £2.5bn bill taxiing kids to and from school and more people than every on PIP for extremely dubious circumstancesThe issue becomes even more acute when you bring in large numbers of people from societies who don't just see extracting every benefit they can as ok, but as a moral good (the Asian subcontinent, Nigeria, Somalia ect)If I can obtain it and get away with it, even by duplicitous means, I'm entitled to it.It's going to take a revolutionary shift of mentality for people to realise just how broken and exploited everything is and a fresh start to ensure it doesn't happen again.And it's not going to be pretty, once people are used to recieving something it's very very difficult to take it away from them.
>>214441610>t. the alpha cattle
>>214441660>>214441660>>214441660
>>214441628oh baby give me one more chaaaaaaaaaaance
>>214441628ktim except replace the tomato with a curry
We are reaching 300, don't make the new too early or you might anger tranny angloid janny.
>>214441610opposite. pretty sure his school educated nearly as many PMs as eton
>>214441688the fuck are you on about this board is practically unmoderated
oh dear oh dearoh DEAR oh DEAR oh DEAR
>>214441628me
>>214441669
>>214441688There's 5 fucking /brit/s in the catalog
got the Gary Eats on
>>214441628he's just like me
>>214441711is this good or baddon't know what a bond is don't know what a yield is
He thinks he's Ali G now!
>>214441728so fucking zased
>>214441781>>214441781>>214441781
>>214441628Imagine him having a go on your jeb end
>>214441596you have olive garden in uk?
>>214441711don't know what this means
>>214441810Yeah man love those unlimited breadsticks
you know the division of american and british spellings were no mere coincidence, but a deliberate act to divide us?
Reading the deleted posts from Great Britain and having a hearty laugh
>>214441859Yeah by me
>>214441859thank fuckwe're too similar to yanks as is
