naked at the beach editiom
Top left looks just like Ian Huntley.
>>214441821Sir Bottom Right
All this melty because someone said all anglos without exception are evil creatures without a soul. Talk about being thin skinned.
going to try install a ceiling light for the first time in my life. if i dont come back then i've electrocuted and killed myself
>>214441669Just position yourself at the receiving end of the deal, Anon.Become a NEET, landlord, stockholder or join the parasite class in another way.
>>214441851
'izza's ready
>>214441821Is bottom left a you know what
>>214441884fat bastards
>>214441923>>214441923>>214441923Cheeky early x
>>214441851um
>>214441941Craving some anchovies
>>214441857its true i do lack a soul and have no care for my fellow man
>>214441941she got a willy?
got the barbour out
>>214442036CANNOLI !!!!!
>>214442066classic
>>214442088unfortunately its rorke rolled up in a spliff :/
The thing was all the kissing and the holding that was going on in Paris. And it was so romantic, just to be there and see them, even though I was twenty-one and sort of not romantic. But I really loved it, the way the people would just stand under a tree kissing. And they weren’t mauling at each other, they were just kissing.
>>214442066The autumn fit
rorke finally getting a gf
>>214442066A well dressed young man
JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>214442127someone must've really enjoyed making this animation
Would you have or have you ever had sex with a black or mixed race woman?
>>214442146too busy playing with his jannard
>>214442049Ass says that is not a male. Male tummy and ass tend to be perfect (assuming low body fat percentage), because they have more rigid conjunctive tissue.
>>214442122NOW IMAGINE JOHN WITH PAUL IN PARIS LOOKING AT THOSE PEOPLE KISSING LIKE ‘OH LOOK AT THEM KISSING SO CUTE, AREN’T THEY SO ROMANTIC?’ ‘AWWW OH YEAH SO ADORABLE!’ *LOOK AT EACH OTHER* *THEY BLUSH* ‘I’D LOVE TO DO THAT WITH SOMEONE’, JOHN SAYS. ‘OH YES, ME TOO’. P.S.: Paul took a pic of John sleeping during this trip. Now this pic is framed on a Paul’s home wall.
>>214442155A clue gained
i'm scared of vaginas
erm...lads?
eating nuts
>>214442224yeah?
life is just one long boring piece of shit!t. bored boring bastard
mad how theyre gonna let rorke be potus
>>214442049alas no
>>214442146He didn't delete any of my insanely early news yesterday either even though he was lurking and deleted all of Heathermong's posts after he started spamming the thread with pictures of his tiny white cock
>>214442264rorke's first act: dissolve the federal governmentrorke's second act: retire
Any moustache havers itt? My muzzy is in my mouth constantly, looks stupid if I comb it outwards it's a nuisance I'm scared to trim it incase it ends up weird
>>214442193:-O
rorkes first law: no fat chicks
>>214442285Nah used to have a beard but it was such a pain to maintain so now I'm clean shaven always
>>214442193isn't that cute
Best timeline. An American becomes king of Britain.
I eat like absolute shit and constantly wonder why I have stomach pains and my shits come out like McFlurry.Just scranned a sausage sandwich there, greasy as fuck, before I even finished it I started to feel sick but my brain was like "No you have to finish" so I did.Genuinely need to vomit like a fat little piggy, I am disgusting. I need a shit too but I'm holding it in until I get home later because I'm going to need a shower to scrub my arsehole afterwards. This poo is going to be a big creamy one.Sick of it but I won't change.
>>214442323why john goodman he has tomato leg?
>>214442319the raped
>>214442323an american is duchess of sussex right nowdidn't fly so good
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/09/01/overwhelmingly-white-countryside-halal-food-report-claims/Reminder that the Kalergi Plan is real. The jewish capitalist elites literally want to wipe out the White race. Non-Whites and liberals/Christians are their golem goyim.We need NATIONAL SOCIALISM.
>>214442285Clean shaven. Always.
>>214442317I'm sure I'll go clean shaven again at some point it's just easier
>>214442323Bizarre film
>>214442332Spaino
>>214442066I appreciate that you censored your face with a white square but not the incredibly clear reflection on the side of the train
If Whites go extinct, the elites can literally literally completely rewrite history beginning with 1945 as Year Zero.Imagine a brown, frizzy haired, rootless, shapeless, horde of biomass ruled over by hook nosed jewish bankers. That is literally the end of life.
>>214442350 >6000 commentsTelegraph know a winner when they see it
>>214442390:(
doing the duggu dagger
>>214442403Literally?
>>214442397New are you? Welcome to /brit/
Apparently John Lennon’s friend Pete Shotton said John had told him that he allowed Brian Epstein to wank him off.
>>214442403literally reckon the literal chinese won't literally approve
>>214442390reported
>>214442431I am new, thanks for the welcome
narrrsty bowel movement on the horizon. lock up your daughters
>Americanism is not a logical development. It certainly does not spring from the descendants of the Virginia colonists with their Prussian sense of honor and duty, nor from the healthy farmers and citizens of the Midwest. It did not triumph easily against the often overdone moralism of Puritan circles. Its power grew along with that of Jewry. As is the case of everything that follows the orders of Jewry, Americanism’s lack of culture and morality, its freedom-promising “Century of the Child,” is nothing but a concealed way of ruining the youth.>Americanism is a splendid method of depoliticization. The Jews have used jazz and movies, magazines and smut, gangsterism and free love, and every perverse desire, to keep the American people so distracted that they pay no attention to their own fate. Even in politics, they are no longer influenced by the head, only by what is under the belt.>The Jews would not be Jews if they did not want to apply such tested methods to the entire world. Nearly every nation in the world faced or is facing the need to combat Americanism, a generally pleasant retreat to a barbaric lack of culture.>The logical consequences of Americanism will help the world combat it. The fact that 60% of American crimes are committed by children 13 years old and under and that rapes increased three-fold between 1942 and 1943 proves that Americanism has reached its limits. It will provoke a counter-movement that, just as in Europe, can only be political.>Americanism is not merely a moral-cultural form of degeneration, nor can it be combated by nonpolitical means. It has already been defeated when one digs it up by its roots and sees there plainly the words: “Made in Israel.”- Das Schwarze Korps, 1944.
>>214442432remember the beatles did that wanking game where they all wanked in the dark together while calling out different celebrity names
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>214442448ktim got a fucking poo cyclone brewing down there
preferred the commiemong gimmick because there was some originality some of his takes now he just spouts generic shite
>>214442479in the filter
>>214442460ffs really? my dad told me he invented that
>>214442448Been on a diet of pizza and alcohol since saturday and haven't pooed in two days but my farts are rancidAlmost feel bad for the toilet for what I'm gonna do to it today
welcome to shit
>>214442488there was literally zero originality in commiemong's takes, he just copy and pasted opinions from marxist blogs
some gay porn would go down a treat right about now
might rock down to electric avenue
>>214442503I was helping a family member move house the other week and we were eating mostly take out and fast food and my farts were fucking insane because I don't normally eat such shit food
>>214442390oh no!
>>214442524some of the stuff like linking porn and nazism and deliveroo driving was original
>>214442561that's just standard twitter shit
>>214442479currently larping as a canadian
>>214442519dunno why this made me laugh
Waiting to see if I will get accepted for car finance xoxox
>>214442547Bet it was nice smelling your own stench though
>>214442579maybe i guess, don’t use twitter
>>214442432yeah so I've heard
you're not really mates with a man until you at least wank off together
>>214442407They repeat this same story every 6 months and it always causes a huge outcry
>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].>Please verify your e-mail address or try again later.Alright then. So that's how it's gonna be. Time to VPN.
rorke gon’ give it to ya
>>214442460meatles
NIUE>>214442620>>214442620>>214442620
>>214442596your finance has been approved for the purchase of one (1) gay little spacker chariot
>>214442547>take outFOY
>>214442524Did he copy his love for leather outfits from blogs too?
>>214442610No it was annoying blowing hot gas out my ass whilst trying to drag a double mattress up a spiral staircase
gary eats!!!gary eats!!! :)
>>214442695PIVOT
poo scre
does anyone have the link to that ching chong professor giving a lecture? someone posted it earlier and my browser crashed now i cant find it again
Off to this next month
>>214442719Is that okay boomer girl? Time is cruel
Leftypol refusing to believe in abstract concepts
>>214442731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtlWoqWLm9Q
>>214442731
What does FOY and PIVOT mean.. I need a pamphlet with all the jargon..
finna drop the most ai generated application in time on these unsuspecting mfs
>>214442751thanks beast
garse
ngygyrd skynyrd
Back left >>>>>>>>>>> Front Right > Front left >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Back Right
>>214442782the gyaldem looking rough
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then I’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on. Dark Academia. Watch. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on. Time to lay off the weed, apps and wanking. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in me. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained. Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>214442781poo screamio
>>214442782Oo la la!
>>214442782Back left is very shaggable. Wonder which Employed Woman is closest to
mad how the nazis are the most evil because they killed europeans and european jewsbut what the british empire did is ok comparatively
>>214442390what a shit fucking wheel
>>214442843>Wonder which Employed Woman is closest toback right
been watching thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRZ7O0MZE7Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFmPCS4xyschttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1HuZkXolC0it's made me feel a little bit sad
Tom Scott
>it does seem like a really questionable choice to cast so many non-white actors. On the bright side, it is at least slightly more reflective of the next generation's demographics, so if it does help non-white English kids engage with it better then it'll be worth it.Genuinely bizarre to do this kind of mental gymnastics. How the fuck can a black "youff" engage with the history just because it has black characters in it? Its not their ancestors or people. These are real events that happened
>>214442873he will pay for his crimes
John Lennend
in australia you can get arrested for heckling a politician
Solomon Burundi
>>214442746I love the irony of these retreats because if you need to go to one to "become a man" then it's literally so over for you, you've already crossed the rubicon.Even if you became some shredded man-beast, picked up some useful skills and learned to diet properly, you are ALWAYS going to be that guy who went there. It's like having a beautiful 10/10 woman with a great personality and then finding out that when she was 20 she flew to Dubai to let some rich Arabs poo on her face. You can't come back from that.
>>214442873
>>214442904
The real question is, why wasn't Graham Linehan arrested and charged in America? Why did the law enforcement in the UK have to do the job once he got off the plane at Heathrow when it should have been done in America? The US just let people say whatever without consequence. The UK and other responsible countries need to give some sort of economic pressure to the United States until it comes to its senses, gets rid of that awful 1st amendment thingy and start prosecuting hate speech.
>>214442847a yank has no right to talk
>>214442950he's got them weird legs that people have sometimes
>Tens of thousands of foreign students are being contacted directly by the government and told they will be removed from the UK if they overstay their visas.Love how this is the government "getting tough" on immigrationSending a text asking people not to overstay their visaYeah I'm sure that'll stop them
>>214442847Yeah exactly mate, nobody gives a fuck about a bunch of durka durkas throwing spears at eachother
just ate two packets of piper's biggleswade massiv sweet chilli crispstotalling 408kcal what the fuck am I like x
>>214442954Yeah but if I wore a hoodie with a brown man with a line through it I'd be arrested. This fucking country is ridiculous.
>>214442847People always say this and then when i ask them what we did they only know the bengal famine
>>214443025*jiggles you begky*
>>214442285yeah I have one. Literally just trim it, get some small sharp scissors and do it in a straight line
>>214443000bet some labour mp's cousin was paid £1mil to come up with the wording of the text (and misspelt it)
>>214442954Is this a racist dog whistle? Lol
>>214442746>no entertainment>shows a book being read and chess being played>no scrolling>man was on a laptop
>>214443055No idea why I didn't think of scissors
(◠‿◠)
>>214443039Heh
afternoon umchickens
>>214443088where do u live? the view is gorgeousdo u have a blog with recipes because im dying to try these yummy scummy drinks
English men really have dirty yellow teeth
>>214443114I will give you the recipe but can you follow it? do you want it?
>>214443077buy a moustache comb as well and comb it regularly. You don't need to bother with oils or wax or any of that meme shite
>>214443141yes pleasesip sip sip
a gold tooth has undeniable swag
>swag
something we asians got
>>214442968Imagine bashing his skull in with a hammer
chewing gum: based or cringe?
>>214442950*doc brown voice*GREAT SCOTT!hahaha
Lil Bo Peep with a brand new bitchIn the back of the club with the GothBoiCliqueIced out teeth on an iced out whipWith the limousine tints, you can suck my dickFriends switch up when you in a Benz truck Always wanna fuck, tell a bitch, "Good luck"Always wanna fuck 'cause I just came upDrugs in my nose, good drugs in my cup
getting the kettle onanybody want a brew
hayley williams sex arse
surprised there's a computer in burundi tbqh
>>214442968never seen a man with groomed eyebrows before
>>214443216meow
>>214443154I use a comb but yeah I figured the wax stuff was a meme. I just wash it in the shower I don't buy the meme products. Do you trim it to the line of your lip or?
>>214443216>>214443245good cats
>>214443243that is not a man
>>214443245katerberg
>>214443238looks alright
>>214443232need my tongue up there
>>214443211Mastic gum, tree sap? BasedSlop plastic nigger gum? CringeApple flavoured: based
>>214443157ok put a small amount of the waterloo peach fizzy water (like count of 2) and then a little pocari sweat powder (like pour a small stream out of the pouch to the count of 8) into a cup and stir it or swirl it around if you put it into a bottle instead of a cup then pour more of the peach fizzy water (count of 8) into it then pour coconut syrup (small stream count of 3) then mango syrup (small stream count of 3) then top with the rest of the peach fizzy water from the tin then add two packets of true lemon powder and stir well or close the bottle and spin end over end to combine all ingredients but don't shake to much because you don't want the bottle to explodeok enjoy
Mad that every girl on the dating apps makes me hate myself. Why did every girl choose another man than me? What do they have that I don’t? I’m a really genuine loyal and respectful person. I’m not one of those freaks who want to hurt women or anything… it’s not like I am owed love but I can’t stop myself from feeling a little hurt over never being chosen
>>214443227based might get drunk and listen to lil peep tonightskkrrrt
Can't wait to see what manner of homunculus makes an announcement from the White House tonight
>>214443290tongue anywhere near private parts is kind of gross
>>214442746litres of spaff being exchanged at these
ngl bros i just get the hair clippers on my faceshould probably go clean shaven as I've got a large area on my cheek where hair doesn't grow and it's very noticeable with stubble
US markets open in 20 mins after a 3 day weekendcan someone hold my hand pleaseI'm very nervous
based and trad
Unwashed nightclub minge
end of the day im in there having sex, i aint in there making love
>>2144433141 billion more india
switching back to just one language, learning 2 at the same time was too much
>>214442746utter cope
>>214443368Which ones did you have going? What are you sticking with?
Did Trump die
>>214443370You have poo skin
>>214443309
>>214443348why is academy of communication in english on the left
>>214443385Serbian but I also started French I’ve dropped French now
>>214442746and then they all fuck each other
>>214443348whoops they forgot to translate one line into russianoh well, back to the drawing board NAFOfellas
>>214443402no
lts fake but also if its real its based
>>214443309Dating apps terrify me. Used them in my early 20s but me and the mrs split for a bit last year so I jumped on them and fucking hell it's brutal, at least at my age but my filters included everyone so I dunno.
>>214443439
>>214443439That is poo skin bruh
>>214443439looooool
>>214443439err
>>214443474get your liver tested then
>>214443439fine i'll allow it!
>>214443452It really is brutal, it makes me quite sad but the faint hope of finding love keeps me there.
>there are men made of poo posting in this thread
oh my DAYS
>>214443404ktim
>>214443439my honest reaction
>>214443348Looks fake even to a mong like me
What the fuk
>>214443514Mothin is a tuff name ngl
>>214443533normdrones are so desperate for a hierarchy they worship such unworthy figures
>>214443439Imagine the smell
This Graham Linehan business is horrifying. Trump needs to put his foot up Starmer’s ass and impose a trade embargo on the UK until satisfactory free speech legislation is passed.
>>214443514Isnt their leader a gay jew?
>>214443514me when my mates ask me why im choosing to walk all the way around the street instead of taking a shortcut through a passage, and I have to tell them about my fear of flying insects
>>214443503Good attitude. I met my mrs on an app like 8 years ago. Maybe it's worse now but it's an easy way to meet people
>>214443533what kind of poetry is this?
BREAKING
>>214443590are you having a stroke sir?
>>214443590shitescreech
>>214443590hahaha
>>214443630called it as soon as i heard about it would’ve been genuinely surprised were that not the case
>>214443590
>>214443581what were the actual tweets?
>>214443637Moth in alley
>>214443630A rich Polish jew? Um
>>214443439Whiter than most englishmen.
>>214443630Polish millionaire jew, might I add
>>214443590l laughed
>>214443630His Instagram post about was hilarious I thought it was a parody account
>>214443590GRANGLING
>>214443593It’s definitely worse. I had a nice app gf for about 4 years and went on some nice dates before meeting her. People seem a lot weirder in the last few years and I’m pretty gutted I couldn’t make it work with her
>>214443348This is almost certainly satire from a woman's rights group
So fit love when she stands up and shows off her bodyhttps://youtu.be/c-82bJPRyKE?si=vVIi2pbzIOXSdb9W
what even is a jewbag and why did we call them that
I hope I can move out soon that would just be amazing
we wuz lampshades we wuz soap
>Ten thousand international students whose visas are due to expire have already been contacted directly by text and email - warning them they could be deported.>could beFINALLY the government is getting tough on immigration
>>214443707Idk what his business is in. But if youre involved in business with him or work for him surely you're thinking... hmm this guy will literally steal from children but im sure he'll deal with me in a fair way
>>214443780no one gave a fuck the first time you posted this
>>214443819Stfu you little bhenchod
>>214443719Everybody has regrets mate. You'll be fine honestlyIdk how old you are but if you're 20 odd then you have nowt to worry about
baby you're a rich fag jew <3
Whites are under attack from every direction
>do your balls hang low…..>can you throw them over your shoulder >like a french colonial soldier if bbc is a myth how come it’s so persistent
>>214443780Theyre not though theyre barely getting in line with other countries. Things like asylum seekers not being able to bring their whole family over straight away. Thats the norm in most European countries but here we allow it.Its actually more difficult for a british citizen to marry a foreigner and bring them over than it is for an asylum seeker to bring their whole family over.
>>214443819Raped that boring retard
>>214443729she looks 15
>>214443844Which? My instinct says 2 and 4. I cannot see their ears
What's interesting about the discourse about people getting "radicalised online", the pre-internet days definitely had far more cases of people getting radicalised and planting bombs in places or assassinating political figures. The 1960s, 70s and 90s in particular had some pretty massive radical terrorist attacks (far-right, environmentalist, communist, cultist, etc)
>>214443864Why did you post your tiny white cock here yesterday?
*throws my halo 3 bubble shield down to prevent attacks from all directions for 20 seconds*
>>214443911i didn’t, must have been someone else’s
>>214443902In the UK?
>>214443902>The 1960s, 70s and 90s in particular had some pretty massive radical terrorist attacks (far-right, environmentalist, communist, cultist, etc)every single one of those were done by glowies
>>214443948Interesting
not done nearly enough poos for my liking
>>214443819Ranjeet RATTLED That business studies masters isn't your golden ticket anymore boy
>>214443951YesLot of violence in the UK and the Europe in the late 20th century that's gone down the memory hole
>>214443893dunno
>>214443902interesting how people became radicalised before the internet though. like how did that happen.
>>214444002Magazines and books
>>214443864the line is 'like a regimental soldier'
>>214443902It's probably easier to stop extremist attacks since the Internet became mainstream, because everything can be tracked and monitored.
Three
>>214443990What massive cultist terrorist attacks did we have in the 60s 70s 80s or 90sOr actually any of these except iRA
>>214444002They actually went outside and talked to other people
>>214443590we'll bin this feature
>>214444039magazines? what like Hello and country life?
>>214444002Meet some bloke down the pub and he asks me if I want to free the animals from the lab and that. Not much on the telly so I grab me bolt cutters and jump in the van
>>214444049Yeah mate same
>>214443990In Germany and Italy they had some pretty crazy communist terrorist attacks
you keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo what a thing to do
>>214443960youre days are fucking numbered
>>214444040that’s the woke line that was added later
>>214443514looks like that lad was right about lslamists infiltrating deluded far-left organisations for their own ends
>Is this the left’s answer to Farage? Meet the ex-Lib Dem, ex-hypnotherapist set to lead the Green Party>During the campaign he also released a video from Dover calling for migrants to be welcomed in a provocative move on the small boats debate.>Mr Polanski was born David Paulden in 1982 to a Jewish family, who had adopted the surname after moving to the UK in an attempt to avoid antisemitism.Very cool!
>>214444098no
>>214443788CEO of a concrete company
>>214444119>>Is this the left’s answer to Farage?comrade corbychov already exists
>>214444060
if you cut a tree down and leave the stump does another tree grow from it?
Londoners be like >wagwarmaleiukum you lickle white nigga
>>214444166yeh sometimes
>>214444156rorke's uncle maintaining a collection of every issue of this publication in mint condition in his attic
>>214444110Is green really far left over there? Here they're a bunch of urbanite mongs with no political prowess at all
>>214444166two grow
changing my perspective on life
>>214444207>>214444207>>214444207
>>214444176squelching
>>214443590SCREAMING
Gary Oldman says the world fall apart since David Bowie died
>>214444180Probably worth more than 50cents now
