private gripweed editiom
>>214444207not first
my bumbaclart!
>>214444221you have an excellent sense of irony sir
Legs are back on the menu tomorrow
>>214444225is that grim little rat dead yet
>>214444225you people are revolting
Germ theory? Nonsense! What you need is a prescription for heroin and cocaine to rebalance your humours. I’ve ground up an ancient Egyptian mummy, take this mummy dust and put it in your tea.
Really can't be arsed with ALDI anymore team. Temptation to just bin it off is strong.
>>214444280if only we had access to the wide world of australian cuisine like uhhhh barbacue'd shrimp and kangaroo jerky
>>214443253yeah so it's in line with my mouth. Trim diagonally down at the corners of the mouth.
>>214444291Dont think Victorian physicians were talking about imbalanced humours
>>214444301you'd do well working in the cinema. it's pretty chill
>>214444225even though my gut reaction is to say that looks like horrible slop it probably is quite tasty and filling, if not extremely salty and bland
>>214444339Honestly mate I think I'm done with retail in general now.
>Is this the left’s answer to Farage? Meet the ex-Lib Dem, ex-hypnotherapist set to lead the Green Party>During the campaign he also released a video from Dover calling for migrants to be welcomed in a provocative move on the small boats debate.>Mr Polanski was born David Paulden in 1982 to a Jewish family, who had adopted the surname after moving to the UK in an attempt to avoid antisemitism.Super cool!
>>214444362in that case you should finish your degree first
>>214444189they are the most far-left mainstream party we have atm
I'm... doing a poo
>>214444272chicken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf27aotNJb0New 'orgoth
rorkes arse is in danger of a shagging
>>214444420he is a brilliant man
>>214444437>>214444452So close >>214444444
>>214444387Yh I know...maybe other retail would be better. Maybe a bit less demanding at least.>>214444452Cuuutteee
>Kraft Heinz, the gigantic packaged foods business, is splitting into two separate publicly traded businesses, the company announced Tuesday, the latest mega food business to unwind its strategy to offer everything for everyone.>The new companies haven’t yet been named. One will focus on faster-growing businesses, such as sauces, spreads and shelf-stable meals. Those brands include Heinz, Philadelphia and Kraft Mac & Cheese. The other company will focus on the struggling grocery items and food away from home businesses, including the Oscar Mayer, Kraft Singles and Lunchables brands.So Heinz is basically stealing Kraft's Mac & Cheese and running away and leaving Kraft with utter shit
he kept his long hair until june, where he shaved it completely and participated in the watergate hearings. around october, the hair was already a little longer
Pissing out of my ass
GYAT DANG she got HOT
>>214444538>Oscar Mayer, Kraft Singles and Lunchables brands.This plastic slop is struggling? Maybe theres hope yet
>>214444538cannot fathom why you thought I’d care about this incredibly boring information
>>214444591portugese genes kicked in
>>214444591Nelly fatlardo
just had the wankyou know the one
>>214444637the gay porn wank?
>>214444637the m2 wank is itnonce
>>214444637the poowong poowank
>>214444632
might put some money in the bank
doing the poo to end all poos
pooing up a storm
>>214444443>>214444445
rorke turning a blind eye to this
>>214444676scrsfrgagina
pro-European immigration anti-EUpro-British Empireanti-Commonwealth immigration (apart from Aussies, Kiwis, Leafs)
>>214444316Thanks bro
>>214444371>New Green Party leader was hypnotherapist who claimed women could increase breast sizes with minds
>>214444705Can't believe I stayed for the get only to miss it the one time I got distracted At least the paedo yank didn't get it
>>214444727little shit deserved ithe would have grown up to rape white girls
>>214444735britain should leave the commonwealthwhen has membership ever benefited us?
how do you lads trim your arse?
>>214444591Shes 46?! Jeez
We are FUCKED
>>214444759you tell that kettle, mr pot
incredibly unfair that your arse can feel spiciness even in your poo, what even is the evolutionary reason for this? my ringpiece is begging for mercy
>>214444753I'm voting green nowThe only party with a policy of increasing boob size
extremely gassy today lads. rich thick clouds of acrid oily poo vapour so dense you can taste it being pumped from my bumhole.
>>214444795t. moohammed the goat fucker
>>214444800pull it together bruce bit of a ring sting never hurt anyone
>>214444814t. poowong the granddad fucker
>>214444727geeked up
>>214444753>hypnotist working in Harley streetAint no way he doesnt come from money or have very rich friends
no one will remember that get by tomorrowthe only upcoming ones that matter are>>222222222>>299999999and>>300000000
>>214444774bit of hair removal cream round the bumhole and gooch for me. not very hairy so that's all that's needed. only takes 3 minutes.
>>214444800>>214444810/brit/ has gone from uni student days to now filled with aging 30-somethings with digestion and bowel issues
Who said incels can't cook
>>214444727>>214444795>>214444814>>214444836
>>214444727So Palestinians are having sex and reproducing while living in a famine stricken genocided open air prison with bombs falling from the sky? Stupid selfish cunts
>>214444810t. emma watson
>>214444834me bums smoking like a jet engine mate its orrible
>>214444858*dumps the bottle on your head *
just done hazard perception for a jobreckon i'll not only get declined for the job but they'll send it to the dvla and have my licence revoked because i'm so shite
>>214444793what the h*ll
>>214444873Good lad.
>>214444862/brit/ has always been a poo general
TMAU. Some days I stink of fish. Other days I stink of shit
>>214444872that child is clearly 4+ years old
>>214444850He's Jewish of course he comes from money
depressionberg hitting me hard
swinging my bollocks into gaza at breakneck speed, the resulting shockwave killing the entire population at once
there must have been a few dozen shags in auschwitz just based on the volume of people
>>214444958use a bidet before using toilet paper
We had wanking confessions yesterday, anyone got any grim food confessions?Once ate a whole pack of cheese savories that I had poured dominos garlic sauce over
>>214444973samethinking about suicide a lot
>>214444862we had a few uni graduates this year
>>214444591ZAMN
Reading up on Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle.
>>214444981is it true indians wipe their bum with their hands and a spray bottle?
>>214444989Often have a wank, not wash my hands then go prepare lunch
politics isn't my thingwhat impact would trump dying have on us if any?
>>214445006meant for >>214444810
>>214444978yeah women love men on the swim team
>>214444989I put my bowels of cereal in the fridge for half an hour to let them go soggy
Just found a dead Dove in my garden. Can't be a good sign that
>>214445024no, we use odd number of stones
>>214444225Why combine China noodles with chips, I don't get it.
Tautology
>>214444989Often run a bath slightly too hot for me and drink beers in it. Makes me feel funny
mandatory office attendance one day before i had annual leave booked. pissed me off that ngl
>>214444953>that child is clearly 4+ years oldWhat the fuck, have you never seen a child in your life?
>>214444989i wanted anchovy margherita pizza but i didn't have pizzaso i toasted some potato waffles, put some cheese and anchovies on them and microwaved it to melt the cheesenot good
>>214445051Ew
oof madone
>>214445063if i come to india will the main cities all have normal toilets, unironically the one thing stopping me want to visit is the anxiety of needing a poo and not knowing where to go
>>214444225>>214445069As for myself, I had homemade herring salad with penne noodles.Pickled herring, onions, pickled cucumber, apple, mustard, dill, pepper.Very tasty and rich in omega 3s.
>>214445069This kind of thinking is why you lost the wars mate. I will pre-emptively mention the demographics of Vienna before you mention London
>>214444989ate from the bins at chessingtondunked my ham roll in hot chocolatewent creams with my mates as a teen and all ordered different things and poured them into one big concoction and ate itused to make digestive sandwiches and they tasted like marshmallow sandwiches but mum told me i was disgusting and had to stop eat crisps with spoon because i dont like getting shit on my fingers
>>214445078Oh I've seen many
>>214445102Would
>>214445102thighs
nth for the baddiedem
always hear that sean ryder gorillaz song as GOT A BIG OLD HAM GOT A BIG OLD HAM
what are congress tartsare they any good
>eat crisps with spoon because i dont like getting shit on my fingershowl
>>214445102i want to suffocate in there
>>214445119for me it's the fear of having to eat food made over there
>>214445119yeah, western toilets are really common nowbut I've never been in a public toilet to poo so can't say if they're squatty potty or western but good hotels all have western toilets
it's deh
>>214445143
>>214445119Not the billion pajeets, the general poor hygiene, people trying to scam you and rob you, the smell of raw sewage and rubbish that permeates the air?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njw-g09XPmM
>>214445127>demographics of ViennaDon't get me started. I'm 100% pure bred German, though.
After a decade of seeing zoomer rorkes abuse the sonnenrad symbol I'm beginning to appreciate the simplicity of the boomer rorke preference for the sun cross
>>214445178scoomin oop scoomin oop scoomin oop
>>214445070entire city is a zoo!
wish i had a big old ham tbph. big fan of ham me.
>>214445137Really just a mutant freak aren't you. Bet you're well fat.
>>214445127austrians were the innocent victims of german imperialism in the war
>>214445209no im underweight
wanking to cards
>>214445168My mum makes me drink my juice through a straw because she's worried I stain my work shirts
>>214445069continentals can't handle the three-carb meal
>>214444989crunch up a packet of ready salted crisps, squirt salad cream in it and mix it with a spoon then scoop it out and eat itbuy cheap wafer ham, cover it in pepper and microwave it until it goes hard and crispy, once ate a whole pack of like 40 slices in one day coz it's so peng
the pre-evening drink
>>214445165have you been listening to karl
>>214445267Faggot
>>214445249Both sound nice ladwill be tring
HeathrowDeathrow
>>214445176>>214445186well i doubt those problems are a big deal in the main cities, i think some areas are meant to be even cleaner than over here>>214445177what would be the average daily spend for 2 weeks? the hotels look reasonable
pooing moo deng out my piss sex arse
>>214445244>wait why three... ohThere is rice in there, too. What the.
what the fuck, nazi is legal is yookay?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bans_on_Nazi_symbols
>>214445267surely tastes vile
fizzy cookie flavoured
>>214445267Mad how you know she wears pointy glasses and works in HR
>>214445298>what would be the average daily spend for 2 weeks?don't knowI spend all my day indoor
>>214444989when i was most anorexic id drink medicine like calpol to get my sugar fix
>>214445313bizarrelyeven holocaust denial is
We need to make an example of rorke
>>214445313Based UK
;-)
>>214445210In ww1?
Not convinced anorexia is a real thing desu
Fucked up majorly at work but I've managed to cover it up, lads. Genuinely dreading if Toilberg ever finds out
>>21444533210cm how you doing lad you pulling on that thin little shrivelled willard of yours and thinking about well hung black lads?
>>214445334you dont go to the pub and drink beers? my vision of india is a bunch of crazy indian bros sitting in a pub smoking hookah drinking beers watching cricket
>>214445364what happened
>>214445369>you dont go to the pub and drink beers?only exists in big cititesI live in the third world equivalent of India
>>214445332
>>214445378INNNNNNNNNNNNNGEEEEEEEERRRRRRRLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
>>214445345The reason the issue of free speech in the UK is so prominent now is until maybe a few decades ago we had some of the strongest civil liberties and freedom's of speech in the world. In regards to music and film, many American productions banned over there premiered here
>>214445364You drank the boss' coffee
>>214445410what do you lads do for fun there then?
Mad how every single human being on Earth is basically just a glorified phantom
>>214445433rape
off to morisson
>Scotland remains the drugs death capital of Europe for the seventh year in a row despite a 13% fall in fatalities, official figures suggestscotmongs on the ropes
>>214445396prefer not to say lad, can't be having evidence floating around. It was something I did that I wasn't supposed to. It was witnessed by a supervisor and another pleb who I've both swore to secrecy. It happened a few hours ago and I reckon by the middle of next week if I haven't heard anything I'll be in the clear. Truth be told I'll probably be in more trouble for not reporting it than the actual thing itself but I'm going to chance my luck.
>>214445433I don't knowI'm a weirdoI only use 4chan
>>214445458How can we make being Scottish less shite, so they won't kill themselves with drugs?
friendship *is* magic, rorke.
>>214445476i hope you get sent to prison
>>214445483so you're telling me your daily life is just sitting inside on 4chan? how do you pay rent and electric lad
Hello there my delightful friends.
iHATE EVERYTHINGABOUT RORKE
>>214445502Because of my line of work, it would actually have to be reported to a government agency.
>>214445476ey tonewe got a couple loose ends to deal wit
>>214445519hello there matey whats occurring
Pissed in the bath earlier but couldn't be bothered to mvoe so just sat in the pissy water
>>214445411is that zoidberg...??
>>214445528WHYDO ILOVE RORKE
rorke making shadow puppets on the wall and screaming when he realises his silhouette is black
>>214445512I'm 30 year old and a NEET who never worked a day in his lifeI live with my mum and she's retired but gets pension
WHYDO ILOVE POO
>>214445419Will I be let into INNNNNNNNNNNNNGEEEEEEEERRRRRRRLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAND after you kick out all the browns next week? I am the last Swede in Malmö so I have a legitimate case for asylum.
>>214445476>ackshually im so important that i cant tell youget your head out of your arse you larping incel
ehhh can't order chips todayhave to eat wet noodles
New job coach is a young lady who's a bit derpy, love women who are a bit derpy me
>>214445476>>214445541cheeky procurement violation?
>>214445553I am going to wash my bed sheets and blanket and pillow case today so that they will be fresh and clean tonight.
>>214445572why would you even come here you live in one of the best countries in the world just move away from malmobut you probably would blend in theres not much difference between english and swedes except we are uglier
>>214445572Swedes are mint I want to visit your countryMaybe we could exchange lives if we look similar enough
>>214445476i had to sack a bloke for this sort of thing last year. didn't enjoy it.
>>214445570dam brother why dont you find some neet friendly work online? you have all the tools and time you need
>>214444207kino picture
sucking a golf ball
>>214445572depends, can i have a go on your horse?
>>214445609swedish boys are very cute
>>214445572ever seen a grenade chucked at someone?anyway sorry only whites will be let in no oranges
>>214445598corr it lush
>>214445570Ever fuck her up the ass?
>>214445615no you didn't be quiet
>>214445189
>>214445638bit of a gay thing to post
>>214445615what sort of thing
>>214445598that sounds like a good idea. my bed sheets smell like piss because sometimes i drink 10 pints of strongbow and piss the bed
>>214445598Nothing better than a wee chilly night with the windows open as you slip into your freshly washed bedsheets and jammies
Bought this off the recomendation of some /brit/ lad and yeah it's good
>>214445623I do work online and have amassed 4 million rupees in crypto but cashing out is a pain and the tax is 30% on cashing out>>214445659no, I'm not muslim
>>214445476>It was witnessed by a supervisor and another pleb who I've both swore to secrecyConsidering you're a /brit/ lad they probably have not taken it seriously in the slightest and they will have already ratted you outGood luck with your future endeavours mate
I sleep naked
>>214445700What's that like £150?
>>214445700how many crore is that
>>214445699basedi chuck it into my chink noodles
>>214445700well then you're not a neet you twatanyway you can avoid that tax if you want to
>>214445712The longer they go without reporting it the more trouble they'll be in for not :)
>>214445680said the paki word
Not feeling like myself today lads, little bit forlorn, maybe a tad tired
>>214445642No but I was in Malmö's central station at the same time a guy ran around screaming he had a bomb in his bag and the police shot him in the legs.
>>21444572133,879.78 Pound sterling>>2144457220.4>>214445729it's illegal workI'm making and selling AI porncan't show any legal source of income
>>214445739ok emo mcgee
Have you noticed how the anti-migrant/refugee thing heated up massively EXACTLY when people started talking about taxing the rich?
>I'm making and selling AI porn
>>214445699looks too hot
>>214445699big fan desu
>it's illegal work>I'm making and selling AI porn
>>214445757>start a legal business>buy things off yourself from your illegal crypto to your clean crypto wallet
>>214445745mad how that sort of thing has always happened in sweden and you get locked up for saying otherwise
>>214445777I noticed how homosexuality, trannies and race became the focal point of leftypols interest after occupy wall street yeh
>>214445680some fucked data that was buggered cos of his shit code. he sent the fucked data, the client reported on it, then he found his own fuckup and fixed it and claimed no knowledge of it ever being wrong when the client finally noticed something was amiss. the data that had been reported on, combined with versioning that's quite easy to go and look at, meant i knew for definite what he'd done. didn't have a choice even when he owned up, had to bin him off. he could have just owned up to begin with and not covered his tracks and it would have been fine.
>>214445777No. I haven't noticed people suddenly talking about taxing the rich any more than usual. Are you talking about a tiktok trend or something?
>>214445805Then the taxman asks where did you get the money to start said business
just reported a user itt to the intelligence bureau of the republic of india
>>214444591
Bored to FUCK of these once in a lifetime economic disasters that happen every few years.Can we not just skip to the end?
>>214445598I do that on a monday. New week new sheets
>>214445829its an online business, i can start one up right now with little to no overheadscould just take a 'start up loan' from his mum and pay her back when he liquidates
>>214445788why does brad look terrifying heresomething not right about his face
>>214445855>Can we not just skip to the end?There is no end
>>214445869How are you taking crypto payments
>>214445869You have to register businesses on company house
I like the smell of coffee better than the taste.
>>214444989I once couldn't be arse to wait an hour to cook a sausage plait (from the shops) so I just ate it rawAte the whole thing, was somehow not ill.
saw that elton john marmite when i was in the shoputter woke
I ordered some korean makeup last nightalso on sunday daddy bought me the nyx spicy duck balm and the revlon rum raisin balm at targetoh and a new tube of mascara too
please don't help the indian paedo launder his cp crypto
>>214445934ok good point
sorry duck plump (gloss) not balm
>>214445934I’m not
>>214445757Send it to me lad and il send you the money through western union x
>>214445916what the fuck were they thinking
Right it's a lovely day I'm off to the pube
For me it's the Nissan Leaf
>>214445476>Witnessesyeah I'd just own up to toilberg now. Especially if you've fixed the issue. Supervisor's fault for not stopping you desu.
I love mums, my mum just came by with cake and that. Mums are lovely
You are under arrest for for three offensive X posts.
>>214446021ever shag her right up the fucking arse
>A teenager has been arrested after a boy, aged 12 died after the wheels of an e-bike were used to propel a roundabout in a playground in Winsford, Cheshire, on Friday
>>214446005gay as frickthis is driven by a pussy whipped cuck whose wife controls him
ey im walkin ere
>>214446021hate the cackle of mumbergcan't stand her
Sending a covert message to the lad's toilberg about their wrongdoing
>>214445970>people like elton>people like marmite>this will upset some sensitive people on the internet>people will talk about marmiteno one who likes it is going to go 'not eating it anymore now' so they get a bit of free advertising
>>214446036rorke inc developing assumptions to be swiftly rolled out across social media
>>214445757How do you make AI porn lad? Someone just comes to you and says "I want Elsa getting shagged by Aladdin" and you type that into a program and it spits it out?
>>214446033No, I'm not a demented creature>>214446043Mine doesn't cackle -- hope this helps x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZvD4CV4QDM
>>214444225fucking corr would love to shag that
>>214446073>"I want Elsa getting shagged by Aladdin"makes you think doesn't it
>>214446038Bet you think driving a manual 3.0 diesel tank makes you a big man but you're actually a sweaty freak who is a slave to the fossil fuelled JewActually lmaoing to the beat of my parking sensors
>>214446065yawn
So Nick Tenconi is a BASED black guy lover??
>>214446107About what
>>214446073yeah, people commission me onlineyou need a high end computer for itthe better the GPU the easier
>>214446038Hop back in your lifted cuckwagon and fuck off yankedoodle
>For me it's the Nissan Leaf
>>214446127what aladdins legs look like under those baggy pants
>>214446036how did he even die
what happened to these 2
>>214446117this is an ecelebnonsense-free general, please direct your post to reddit
I like elton and I like marmiteboth of them
Toilberg says he wants to see me at the end of the day lads
>>214446114Impounded that yank's 2024 PCP'd Chris Kyle Edition Camaro @ 35% interest
>>214446156couldn't hold on and was spun off into outer space
>>214446146>tired of feeling unmanly for doing inherently unmanly thing leftypol really believes people are computer programs that can be arbitrarily coded however doesn’t he
>>214446152LOL
>>214446114>manualYanks don't drive manual - using 2 feet is too close to walking for them
>>214446207sent that freak flying
>>214446159the one on the left got jailed for blacking the other guy to death
Mental to think in 20 years I'll just be able to type what porn I want into an AI program and it'll make a video for me
>>214446194He's getting the dildoes out wahey
>>214446274>>214446274>>214446274
Special Edition Elton John Heinz Salad Cream
>>214446107ancient gimmique
>>2144462828 posts before the Janny-approved number of 310 was reachedYou were scrambling to make this, really excited about being the one who posts the new, you really thought you had a fantastic idea for the new so as soon as the post count hit 300 you dashed to the /int/ index page to make the new as quickly as your scrawny little goblin arms could type it upHope you're happy
