elton on coke at the gnomeo and juliet uk film premiere editiom
Great edish
oh gnome its monday
whats with all the early news
Rolf Harris themed Bratz dolls
hate toil so cunting much
>>214446326stickin it to the man
>>214446299it is greatyesthank youI love you
>>214446334haha I don't, but I do hate my life
>>214446330What is it with Western Australians and Bratz dolls
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradleyQuite the list isn't it
>>214446330Rolf Harris is still on Spotify ahaha. Love a bit of paedo pop every now and then x
>>214446330when I google rolf harris chuffing chimp no video comes up anymore :(
Any other former communists/socialists who are now National Socialists?
>>214446385where ponyposting
fancy a wank
>>214446385sad life you live
spliff then wank then shower or wank then shower then spliff
Sick white boomers
>>214446274>gnomeo and juliet mentioned
>>214446385I reckon it has to be 'get them <x>', it's been active all year due to the migrant crisis
>>214446417didnt make the list because compared to other gimmicks its a bit of a rarity
>>214446434never seen it to be honest
>>214446403Wasnt the lass like 17?
>>214446450You say crisis I say invasion
>>214446385cr*nem
>>214446385
>8 posts before the Janny-approved number of 310 was reached>You were scrambling to make this, really excited about being the one who posts the new, you really thought you had a fantastic idea for the new so as soon as the post count hit 300 you dashed to the /int/ index page to make the new as quickly as your scrawny little goblin arms could type it up>Hope you're happy
>>214446465I see what you did there :33333
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Love my mum to bits
>>21444647713 when they started if memory serves
Anyone here remember LOL paki? >*wipes a single tear from my cheek*Miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>214446472Hope i havent spoilt the ending for you
>>214446490haha its a good one
>>214446342https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/6iJNGFNdU5Lcmv-rIkyIsw/he stopped posting 4 years agodidn't think of it as being that old but it really is
>>214446510he still posts
>>214446506Bit of a traumatic memory for you was it?
>>214446504Is that what they're calling it now
>>214446532Finally gave up thinking about it
I'm allowed to rub isopropyl alcohol on my food if I want to
>Film night date with gf>She goes to check what she's got on DVD>Does not approve of my torrentingFucking hell lads.
>>214446274I remember seeing a meme once about a white blob of liquid on a floor with the text "Elton John farted".But actually Elton John is a top! The more you know!
peshen et doon
>>214446602>>214446602>>214446602
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUT ELTON ON MY MARMITE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ITLL MAKE ME GAY IF I EAT THAT MARMITE HELP ME NIGEL
despy having a melty because there's no one else having one
>>214446544I was not the underaged lover if that's what your implyingIf you're suggesting that a massive chunk of my childhood media and cultural references were suddenly blotted out Jimmy Saville style then yes
>>214446605how do you know this?
primary puss
>>214446605he farted on your lfag mate
>>214446385poo seal has this in the bag
Cor
will ziedbelg get a posthumous gimmick award
>>214446724
7 time nominee for poster of the year but never won meabout ready for my lifetime achievement award followed swiftly by a permanent retirement
Berg berging as berg does. Gone now of course.
deep sea sex arse
>>214446795who is it
>>214446779why you got shit all over the floor
>>214446761me and mouseys mpreg homunculus son
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mPqwfUfBiZI
>>214446779just a couple of coins in a shadow isnt he
>>214446818Dunno
farts smell like garlic and broccoli
>>214446385Mental how I appear twice on this list.Shan't be saying which ones ;)
imagine trying to explain to a deep sea creature that animals above surface are posting pictures of it and calling it a sex arse
off to the pub where i will interact with zero women whilst trying to look cool and mysterious
>>214446837The Nissan Leaf driver will be completely unaware that he's there on the street
>>214446879>*wiggles at you alluringly*
>>214446918too big
if i had a catflap id be worried someone could easily get in
Doing wheel spins over house cats in my silent Nissan Leaf
Anon's cat getting physically integrated into the Nissan Leaf's front charging ports
>>214446918if this washed ashore it'd take mental fortitude i unfortunately do not possess to stop me from shagging it
>>214446942imagine coming downstairs and finding out warwick davis had got in aha
>>214446942no normal human could get through a catflapbut yeah if i had one i'd think twice before warwickposting
>>214446952it would be deflated if it came out of the water
>>214446968im not worried about normal people im worried about dwarves
>>214446966>>214446968just leave a mouse trap out
>>214446385Yes mate as I've told you every time I'll be voting for paper round in Chernobyl
>>214446659I was indeed cheekily implying that you had been sexually abused by a (formely) beloved australian cultural icon.Dont think jimmy saville was ever beloved think he was just on tv a lot.
>>214446918Looks like an enemy you'd fight in a /brit/-themed Earthbound-type RPG
eating a apple
the fuming autist is still making news
Warwick thinks he's in here with meBut really, I'm in here with him*tears duct tape off the roll*
I would gain numerous stones if I were to live in Brtain from all the tasty slop you have.
>>214447014>/brit/-themed Earthbound-type RPGget it developed
>>214447031
>>214447006Really he was just another sex case protected by the cult of celebrityPeople in the industry called him the octopus because he would go the grope on the ladies in the makeup room
https://youtu.be/bpMY2hq7InIStarted doing that thing seasidemark does where I'll fart really loudly grunt and then say "sniff that go on have a sniff on that"My mates fucking hate it but I'm not gonna stop
/brit/ pokemon
Inviting Warwick Davis for a leisurely drive in my all electric Nissan Leaf with the passenger airbags deactivated
up to no good in the hood
>>214447099>Say things like "shut the fuck" and "go outside for your conversation" loud enough that she can hearKek bet you mumbled it under your breath like a little faggotImagine getting dominated by a paki, a woman paki no less
>>214447141>>214447141>>214447141
>>214447100reckon you should top yourself personally
>>214446942If you look at the photo you can see that a man arm can reach through the catflap and unlock the door (which is just a simple turn lock unless we're on holiday and bolted it)We use it to get in all the time when we lock ourselves out smoking
>>214447140>A pajeet is clueless about what is and what is not socially acceptableBet you play music on the bus don't you.https://vocaroo.com/122qd2qvO4Rn
>>214447100>my mates lol yeah sure
eating ben and jerry phish food ice cream
>>214447123Get the tiny man flung through the windshieldGet the laws of physics and gravity blamed in the ensuing court case
sick to bastard death of this weatherpissing with rain one minute, then muggy and sunny minutes later
>Residents are being "blighted" by a "sewage stench" coming from nearby wastewater treatment works known to locals as "poo castle"
>>214447213is everything alright mate you haven't been yourself lately
>>214447024
New
>>214447198Roaring at the fact you just walked into an empty room to record thisYou don't sound hard mate, can hear your voice quivering
>>214447209I think cherry garcia is better
>>214447277running out of usable VPNs champ?
pork shoulder steaks for tea x
>>214447174>>214447204Kek absolutely seething Gonna do it twice as often now
Going on Tenable with 3 Indian guys, getting to the final, answering 9 of the 10 Charles Dickens novels by year of release and then throwing it all away by claiming the tenth one is called "midget freakshow"
>>214446274Fuck off all sodomites. Fucking degenerates.
>>214447310Nah
>>214447315you don't have mates and nobody is smelling your farts but you
>>214447295haven't seen that one for years but i'll try it next time i see it
>>214447314Cor
>>214447322worth it
basedsimply based
>>214447342Yeah I do and yes they are
>>214447371benin ur mum
>>214447260who is this man
wiggling my toes
Saw a gif of how the world climate is going to look by the end of this century and it shocked me
Birthday gift for the missus
>>214447322Scromiting
>>214447371This nigga clicks randomflag on the pedo botnet
>>214447443presumably it gets a bit hot
So small and light bet you could carryfuck warwick well easilyMIDGE :O
>>214447451scrombling
Anyone checked the catalogue recently? A few /brit/s knocking about
Might risk a penile injury
any /hopeforthefuture/ man in
>>214447513just some mental ill person on a mad one
>>214447398if you keep it up you won't for long
>>214447546I really wish so but the pandemic has done a number of me and spending my life here on birt is like continually picking and eating the scab off the wound before it properly heals
fat niggas love saying they "trying to get in shape for my holidays" like they give more of a fuck about what some Turkish bartender that they will see for 2 weeks in their whole life thinks about their appearance than their friends and family who see them every day
>More women were killed by their son than by a stranger, according to new figures from a campaign group looking at violence against women.do NOT kill your mum. kill a stranger instead.
>>214447575ktim
>>214447575* number on me, I meantFuck's sake
>>214447596I'd never kill my mum. She brought cake for me today. Love my mum to bits
>>214446385Obviously autumnclue
>>214447638Autumnclue is a severely underrated gimmick tbf
My rule?"If it's below 4.5GB, it's free."
>>214447637why'd you get a cake?is it a birthday?surely she didn't get you a cake for no reason you hideous tub of lard
He died of a shitty arsehole
>>214447575get a fucking job then
>>214447666No she just likes me and I like her back
Jesus Christ King of the Jews
nobody gonna vote for two niggas kissing posting then?
>>214447695yeah?what'd you buy her?
Treated mum to breakfast today and got her a bacon and sausage sandwich with a cup of tea and I had a ham and cheese croissant
>>214447666yes it is my birthday and my name is sir keir starmer
right well I'm off to visit the bossman to get chocolate and possibly a cheeky can or two
>>214447754Weird thing to lie about
>>214447754I HATE your mum
Have to constantly trim my eyebrows and ear hair now ffs
:)
new
>>214447754Have you ever had sex with her?
Beer and cigsThoughts?
>>214447097>>214447097>>214447097NEW
>>214447849I like
>>214447451>wash on short cycle only
>>214447782Well I don't so I hate you>>214447842I'm not Chris Chan or brown so no
be chimp bldgormy chip bldg
Another day of using all my hinge likesAnother day of not getting any matches LOL
i'm no umposter butum
reading about western sahara and the polisario
>>214447790ktim, also nosehairno change for years then suddenly boom they started growing like wild bushes
>>214447940I've been to Western Sahara :)
>>214446005
>>214447849never got on with cigstried them for about half a year then just sort of stoppeda cheeky fag every now and then is nice but that's about it
>>214447939janman will be in hot water with modberg when he sees this
b my chip takeaway
>>214447957why would you do that
I′m a decent man from the city of demons. Niggas be scheming, niggas be shooting. Senseless violence for so many reasons. Mental health reasons. Financial reasons. To be real shouldn't love this city. But I love this city.woahh
I can do everything alone
>>214448001Why would anybody go anywhereInterest
>>214448022how was it
Anytime I went to a foreign country I was forced to.
>>214448073sandy
you're not one of them wooly woofters are ya lad?
>>214448073Boring desuI didn't go to Western Sahara proper, very few people haveJust went to laayoune and DakhlaThe proper stuff is behind the sand wall and you have to enter from the Algerian side
i look weird and im a freak
>>214448131kitm
>>214448124what u get up to over there
Mad how he's obviously had a stroke and they're still quiet about it
>>214448139>kitm>kek is this meum no?
>>214448153my insider sources say he underwent surgery to become filipino
Ziedbelg had a stroke?
FAT ASIAN BITCHES!
janny is going to EXPLODE when he sees the catalog
>>214448152Oh you you ChillingWandering aroundHad one of the grottiest couch surfing experiences of my life in Dakhla
>>214448256https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFBQ0PH5rM4
got really into lesbian asmr for a bit there
blud was couch surfing in africa wtf
>15 /brit/s on the 'loghow's he done that thenall of us as a group couldn't manage this the last time we tried
>>214448325thought you were supposed to be gay
wish my mum were younger and fitter so I could wank to her
>>214448340itadakimasu
>Why is there a white man on the couch?
>>214448340>>214448361
>>214448347last time was july and we had probably 40
america is a terrorist nation
>>214448355lesbians are gay too I don't see the problem
>>214448427no we fucking didn't we maxed out at about 13 then janny brought the hammer down
>
>>214448347you cannot underestimate the power of extreme weaponised autism
janny is weak, he lost the mandate of heaven
>>214448451youre crips and bloods
Your da let me borrow his phone to call a taxi at the pubSaw Grindr was installed, I think he wanted me to see
janny picked the wrong time to pop out to buy hotpockets
>>214448459janny doesn't care about anything anymore since ziedbelg died
>>214448511when a crip wants a baby do they ask a blood to fill the baster
patiently waiting for my glasting melting balms and my bare water cushion and my dewyful water tint and my glasting water tint and my juicy lasting tint and my seamless rib scoop crop bralettes and my assorted incense sticks and my brazil nuts and pocari sweat packets and my kissio lip plumper set
>>214448347>canada flagyep it's a 'nce 'tnet melty
>I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT MUMMYKINSAnd thus came a sad end for Rorke’s mum
Leftypol's football kit
>Pregnant British drug mule Bella Culley is told she can walk FREE from prison in Georgia if she pays a fine - but anguished family 'struggling to pay' the huge amount
Shaken Mum Syndrome
Some proper peng girls in my daughter's horse riding lesson
>>214448605this is my mum when she puts on the music of the esteemed mr michael barratt
>>214448539mmhmm x
>>214448611Grymkhana
>>214448574this is mostly down to terrible parenting and absentee fathers
ummers
>my daughter's horse riding lesson
where is the janitor
>>214448697snoozing
>>214448561Are you the balding tranny that went to the beach
>>214448697wanking to cp
janny died today of natural causes
>>214448654Reckon if you broke it down further a disproportionate amount of it would be elder abuseIt's the care in the home version of getting spun to death by a somalian nursing aide
>>214448756well you really can't post that
Kind of wish mass immigration does make its way to the countryside so that the Tarqs and boomers get a taste of diversity
ISRAEL IS COMITTING GENOCIDEISRAEL IS COMITTING GENOCIDE
>>214448737no to the first two but yes to the last
>>214448597How's she up the duff then she's been in there for quite some time now
excuse me, you dropped your dot
>>214448887
>>214448892the beach goer was definitely a balding tranny though
rip janny, he's in gay heaven now
*farts*Oof sniff thatGo on have a good old sniff
Calmly explaining to Tarquin that his daughter's bloody minge is the result of our horse riding lesson.
jimmy saville loved israel. do you?
UM UM UM UM
Stop using Uber, Deliveroo and Just eat.
would love to find out what your bellends smell like
we're gonna get nuked
>>214449093pears repeating
>>214449113I use them all a few times a week and tip my driver's handsomelyNot all povvo you see
>>214449113havent used them in years.not a runt you see
Why do you guys risk saying racist things here
>>214449113just ordered a burrito and some quesadillasfuck yt
>>214449132ahaa
>>214449187Nigger
>>214448887that's fine with me
Things I do to encourage illegal immigration>order deliver slop >buy everything off Amazon>buy drugs from an Albanian>take uber over taxisNowt you can do about it
>>214449187in niggerfied times posting the nigger word is a revolutionary act
>>214449151>>214449191You are traitors to this country and will be dealt with on the day of the revolution.
>>214449187the state of the 'log right now suggests you'd have a very strong chance of getting away with it
>>214449191Hope there's a button battery in ithttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-02/guzman-y-gomez-battery-burrito-bowl/105725308
>>214449113Dinner:- whole wheat penne- fried in olive oil- veggies: bell pepper, onions, frozen mix peas-carrots-maize- more carrots (thinly diced)- spices: ginger, garlic, curry-powder (fenugreek, turmeric), salt and MSG (Ajinomoto)Tastes likes takeaway, very cheap, and probably somewhat healthy.
>>214449223how does that stuff encourage illegal immigration
>>214449151>tipping delivery driversyou must have a room temperature IQ
deriveroo
>>214449266>no proteinnot healthy at all
Trump dead then?
>>214449285Wheat has protein and so do peas.
>>214449266>pasta>tastes like takeawayyou're not doing takeaway right
>>214449306not a complete protein
TRUMP DOODWAT NOU?
>>214449290copped a ban for saying so shall not be answering one way or the other
>>214449323Add an egg, then or eat more than one meal a day.
fail to see the humour in this
>>214449275Basically only illegals work in those fields >>214449282Lol why wouldn't I if they've done a good job
>>214449113never used them
>>214449342well you didnt say anything about eggs did you, you utter fraggle
>>214449266idiot
>>214449362I ate fish for lunch, protein-y enough?
The jobs you say?Well, there aren't anySorry!!!
>>214449349scrogging
>>214449383no. probably nowhere near enough protein for a so-called man such as yourself.
trump's dead omds
>>214449416thank fuck
*voldemort voice*DONALD TRUMP IS DEADNYEH HEH HEHHHH
>>214449349someone needs to grow up
Sir Keir Starmer
>>214449358a good job of what, getting into a vehicle and driving to a destination? Do you tip the postie each time he successfully delivers you letters?
I craved human connection but now I am glad I don't have it because I don't have anyone to argue with or anyone to impress or like I am glad I am alone
what's going on
>>214449416>>214449436have sex
>>214449500We're on the same team nigga
>>214449500Janny is sleeping
So mad how all business will basically be done by data warehouses in the futureBizarre
Um, Which one is the new
>>214449560>>214449560>>214449560
Six AFD politicians have mysteriously died right before an election. Hail democracy!
>>214449470https://youtu.be/inS9gAgSENE?t=75
>>214449570remind me which British political party the AFD is affiliated with again
>>214449570Probably because they're all geriatric nazis
>>214449113If we did that, our entire fake and gay economy would collapse overnight
>>214449619Reform, with the rest of the facist racist wankpuffins
