Once got a new phone from the phone shop and let the fella do the data transfer thing. There were so few numbers in my phone he thought it hadn't gone through right.
don't know why I bought an ipad I've never used it in 2 years complete waste of money just sits in a drawer
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6iaKPqF0Xxwkti
bet the leaky pg tips are aching ....
right well at least we've got the worst post of the thread out of the way early
>>214479830screaming
almost watched that thinking it was an innocent blue board mp4
Used to eat alone all the time because the school said no outside food in the cafeteria and no cafeteria food outside. Mates all brought packed lunches and I could only occasionally get away with stuffing lunch into my blazer pockets.
>>214479830Was he alright after? Mental video
>>214479830repost
>>214479877yeah he'll be fine just needs to walk it off
Fuck sake have to go to drive 20 minutes to Morrisons buy a pack of spinach
>>214479557so how does this work then, i just pick the one i want and she gets shipped out to me?is there next day delivery?
>>214479940that’s what jeets are for you spastic
>>214479940Alri Popeye
>>214479960does that activate windows thing not get on your tits?
I remember one lad at school would get sent in with butter sandwiches by his mum, and he'd give them to me and my mate for our mischief making. Sometimes we'd smear the butter all over classroom windows, or shove the butter into some random Year 7s face. Worst thing I did was dunk the butter sandwich in the piss filled toilet, mixed it up with toilet paper and lobbed it at a girl in our years head.
>>214479995it would bother me more to know i had sent them money so it stays
>>214479970refuse to let brown people touch my food
right well that’s 2 battered jumbo sausages and a steak pie and a small portion of chips down the gullet
>>214479940ESL freak
>>214480019huh
>>214479960Kieran is mine.
new gfberg triggering my anxious attachment syndrome as it were
Why are cats even legal? they're genuinely the worst animals on the planet
>>214479960Bitch is called Kieran lmao
hi
>>214480104hi nigga
>>214480027https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scriptsthis one's on me lad
>>214479830Can someone describe it so I can decide whether or not to watch it
>>214480066oh are we playing dsm bingo?i'm schizotypal personality disorder
>>214480066hi I was drawn here to ruin your relationship! >>214480115talk normal
For me it's ADHD (primarily inattentive)
looking at pictures from an old sd card
>>214480066Embarrassing attachment style to have as a man. Tried self administering therapy, but all of the literature is by women, for women. Meditation helps me a little, but when your emotions focus on a woman, nothing helps...
>>214480120peter norton placing a guiding hand on my shoulder leading me to rethink clicking on this link
this one has the most IG followers she must be famous
>>214480104hi mate hiya hows it fpomg?
Sir Chicken Shwarma
>>214480159maybe the heart just loops like that and the heart and brain problems are different hope this helps
>>214480153Worthing pier?
the scrandemic
is it bad to pay all my bills upfront? I don't know how much they actually cost and I refuse to use direct debits
>>214480170would
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan's arrest for ‘anti-trans posts’ criticised— as Starmer tells police to focus on 'serious crimes' https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/met-police-father-ted-heathrow-anti-trans-posts-x-graham-linehan-b1245573.html
>>214480215makes 0 difference
>>214480192It doesn't make much sense to me lad, but thanks. I've not spoken to the one I love in nearly half a year, but am still dreaming of her nightly. Hurts all the more that she isn't thinking of me at all.
>>214480215you're clearly some sort of spastic so i'm not going to give you an answer.
>>214480236>>>/news/ >>>/pol/3rd(?) repost
>>214480236why is he pictured with an IV in his arm?
>>214480210only the finest for you, eh?
>>214480215It only matters if1. You have a good HYSA with flexible terms2. You are a day traderOtherwise, doesn't matter at all.
>>214480255yeah that sucks I guess I know how that feels. hate it when that happenscant say much else for how it goes because maybe yuo are different to me
got the brostep on again like im 17 again
cannot stand this fucking CMAT bitch the bbc is shilling non-stop, sounds like a cat being drowned and her songs are fucking awful
>>214480236Is this photo unedited? Fucking hell, brothers head is huge
>>214480308Name like an accountancy exam lmao
>>214480207yes, it was for birdman, warwick davis was there
neighbours on my case again for being a slow wormcan't they just fuck off and let me live
nth for the baddiedem
>>214480330Midge?
Sometimes think about having gay sexNever do it likeJust wonder about it a bit
>>214480330Sick. Love a south coast pier me, got a lot of shagging done around Eastbournes.Warwick lives near me, never seen him though. If I ever do I'll be walking up to him and saying "4chan sends their regards" then running off
>>214480332sabotage them
>>214480371i think i could have gay sex with a trans male... if that counts
scranning a woke mind virus with mushy peas
>>214480372he's a big man in the midge world, you wouldn't dare say shit to him
Does Warwick have a maid just to get the biscuits from the cupboard
>>214480236lad should convert and join diego's discord, he could hate trannies with the new convert indians
>>214480371as a top or bottom? very different things
>>214480372>eastbournebeen shagging 70 year olds? lmao
Imagine attacking Warwick but then hundreds of midgets come out of every nearby alleyway and overwhelm you
>>214480422I bloody would, just to see his midge face droop as memories of the copypasta flash in his mind, his fight or flight beginning to activate>>214480436Only a couple hehe
>>214480450yeah that was quite a funny imagination got any more?
>>214480522No sorry
who remembers simon's warwick impersonations on the yogpod then
>>214480422>>he's a big man in the midge world can't be true this midge got a regular wife not another midge one
So tired of my boring bastard life. If I had nice white teeth and wasnt balding I could go on mental crazy globetrotting adventures. Alas, i am a deformed, evil and ugly goblin, destined to toil away in the deep dark toilmines beneath the surface while the beautiful people get to enjoy this beautiful world. 120 second captcha x 11 btw
>>214480522Imagine attacking Tyrion but then hundreds of midgets come out of every nearby alleyway and help you
>>214480538Alright ancientcuntBut yes I doPost link to enlighten our younger posters>>214480557Reckon there are midgecels?
>>214480538think I stopped watching them before they had a podcast
I spy with my little raped eye...
>>214480557Actually Dinklege is hated in the midge world, utterly despised. They consider him a traitor
Sir Donald Trump
>>214480570Podcast was one of the very earliest things they didMakes for very comfy listening>>214480588You seem to know a lot about this midge world, anon.....
Dinklage is a midge traitor
>>214480568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dq-nv1tl9w>>214480570it was their original effort desu
>>214480467corrrrrrrrrr
>>214480557he understands the need for good genes
wish i were a midge
only ever watched yogscast for minecraft stuffseethe to this day they never finished SoI
>>214480624Alri Skee-Hi
Sydney Sweeney is dating a billionaire jew now
>>214480631missed out
>>214480603>>214480612oh must have missed it thenworth listening now if I haven't kept up with them in 13 odd years
>>214480624then a big mac would really be a big mac
>>214480641fair enough reallyshe's not going to date some schlub is she
>>214480651Honestly yesGenuinely funny, refreshing lack of political sperging Real feeling of old youtubeMight have a relisten myself now that its been mentioned, been a few years
saw someone I know on The Chase
went to rewatch rick and morty the other day and deary me has it aged poorly
>>214480651it's genuinely the funniest thing to be in the british podcast world - there's no contest
>>214480641ah right. thanks for the update
if you take in a parcel for a neighbour the onus is on them to chap the door and collect it yeah?how am I to know whether they're in or not? They don't drive. If they don't collect this parcel tonight then I'm throwing it in the ocean
>>214480691how'd they get on
Not too much on midges guys
Would you rather get bummed by a midget, or bum a midget?
>>214480717You accepted it, the delivery company will have proof you accepted it. They can report you to the police for theft if you don't hand it over.
>Own a house in a mostly white area>Comfy WFH job>6/10 gf who likes shagging>A few mates to go to the pub with>Nice hobby collecting somethingNot too much to ask for one lifetime, is it?
>>214480752lost. didn't get a single question right in the head to head
>>214446005
>>214480769dis nigga don't know what he collectin
>>214480641>jewHECKIN DROPPED
sick of it all
the word podcast was coined by Apple because of the iPodnot a lot of people know that
Sorry but that Yogscast thing looks like the most reddit thing imaginable
>>214480788you're such a weird poster
>>214480821he’s jewish
>>214480641fair enoughof course in my made up religion a woman is still considered a virgin until she's shagged an uncircumcised man so really she's keeping herself pure for me
>>214480816simon's humour was straight out of something awful and 4chan tbf
>>214480816>YogscastThere's no way they're still going, I remember my brother watching them over a decade ago
>>214480765I don't want to keep the parcel I want rid of it.regret opening the door but I have my own parcel out for delivery and thought it was that.
it roast arse night
>>214480864its all women now
wish they were still friends
saw some christmas shite in the shops already, unironically. Mince pies and stocking fillers like chocolate coins etc.
Nigga be named after a moped and a shaver omds
>>214480940Far too early
>>214480871Then wait for the owner to come and collect it. If you didn't want to accept it you could've just said no to the driver, it's not hard.
>>214480940that's terror
compute generate image of four niggas kissing
>Braun was born in New York City to Conservative Jewish parents, Ervin and Susan (née Schlussel) Braun
blud think he did something
>>214480925Kanye said Scooter was the only jew that told him how jews works and the connections they used to build wealth.
>>214480940they always start selling the foodstuff early because people will buy it with the intention of storing it away but then they eat it instead and then need to buy more
Throw the Jew down the well
>>214480940113 days to go. Once Tesco starts stocking the pigs in blanket crisps it's full speed ahead.
abolish christmas
mikey
>>214481066paki
Rorke buying a selection box but eating it earlyLeftypol buying the halal Haribos for his Eid party
>>214481066shush abdul
>You must be Bond, I'm Vespa. Vespa Gillette. That's a nice shave you've got there. Safety razor?>Wilkinson Sword>Ah yes, very nice.
>>214480717don't get freaks who don't rearrange a delivery if they're not going to be in. very selfish to expect a neighbour to take it in for you I just refuse
>>214480640underrated post
>>214481125>>214481125>>214481125New
>>214481094eids not till next march
>>214481105advertising/begging :/
>>214480043pie from chippy seems a rip off cos it's usually the same or similar to one you can get far cheaper and cook at home
>>214481132He likes to be prepared
>>214481066alri cromwell
why has someone programmed a bot to make extremely boring posts like this >>214481158boggles the mind
Fuck it, might go to Maccas
must admit I find the grinching videos really funny. I especially enjoy the ones where the little dysgenic council estate kids try to batter the grinch.
>>214481153same with all restaurant/takeaway food just the same as what I can make at home complete waste of money for lazy cunts
>>214480940Love a good mince pie, me. Might go make a purchase.
roger rogercopyover
>>214481112this is a child
Why pay money to go and watch a film when you can just imagine in it your head for free
Pepsi Max has an ingredient in it, phenylalanine, which causes "mental retardation" and "brain damage"
>>214481194yeah?didn't ask
>>214481228lazy brains
>>214481239Phenylalanine is an essential amino acid
>>214481228VERY good question
just makes sense to put your hand down your pants after you turn 30
>>214481228>imagine in it your headwhat
>>214481262That's rorke done yet again
>>214481194thanks
thoughts on Spiegel im Spiegel?
summer wardrobe being put into vacuum bag storage winter clothing being washed and prepped for the remainder of the year
niggerising around
>>214481294Aphantasiabro...
>>214481295He just keeps taking L after L doesn't he?
jogger shorts chucked in a drawtrackie bottoms picked up from under the bed
>>214481300Not as good as Fratres but easier to find good renditions
last time I was at the cinema my dad yelled at the guy next to us for being on his bright phone during the trailers. Then the rest of the film dadberg was visibly shook up from the adrenaline dump, could tell he didn't enjoy himself at allalso I fell asleep during the film and I think he may have noticed as he hasn't been to the cinema with me since and this was many years ago now
get the frasier yaoi on
Keep all my clothes in my Chester draws
What possesses a millionaire middle aged white woman to invite a sub-40 IQ congolese jungle nigger she found on the street into her home?
>>214481333Why'd you reply to yourself tho
>>214481356sound like a barrel of laughs you lot
>>214481397pscianf
Off to go and do something unpleasant
>>214481376what possesses you to post about it 24 hours a day?
>>214481356did he have to yell tho
>>214481376um, bbc? most obvious question in the world
>>214481376being wet
>>214481360alri gill
Professor Moses forseskinberg from the university of Tel Aviv just told me that white women are responsible for mass migration of africans and asians into white countries
last fly of summer circling my pooey arse
Black niggas be like:>Dayum is dat a fat, middle-aged white bitch
anyone else get this?
>>214481416people who are on their phones at the cinema should be deep fried
>>214481447Got it this morning but GFberg got it a few days ago
>>214481346eh. bit intense but it has its uses
don't know what phone to get
how you gon be a fat bihh and dont got no booty?
i feel so lazy i don't want to go out and meet these people for lunch
>>214481479Wish I could get a Huawei phone but their products are banned in the united states unfortunately
rorke fuming that woke made the gambling ads tell him to be responsible
today i learnt north korea has its own operating system. red star os
>>214481416can't remember if he actually yelled like I don't think he screamed at the guy but he definitely swore angrily at him to turn the phone off, in what was an otherwise fairly quiet roomthe guy wasn't a few rows away either he was literally sat right next to my dad on the other side. So they then sat next to one another for the whole 2 hours, both fizzing with anger and wondering if there would be a scrap after the credits rolled
>>214481447at least you get a notification that's it's comingonce or twice we've had these tests and they just blare them on your phone without warming
don't like getting yelled atsome women really like it
>>214481519and the rest of the world has their own north korean operating system called...Windows.
Erm, why is the bus number 88??
test
>>214481567Bazinga
i wonder why christmas missed us
>>214481563yeah I avoid confrontation at all costs. I'm not assertive at all and was bullied growing up. Something of a spineless cowardly worm myselfat times I've wondered whether this feeling would go away if I learned to defend myself physically like learned a martial art or something. I dunno.
pepsi is so shite compared to cock
>>214481644nothing they can do
alright enough get the pure satire posted and i mean now
>>214481333He doesIt's really embarrassing
>>214481644
>>214481694he's such a character
going to play some witcher 3
>>214481653
was at the dentist the other day, check up and a scale & polishit was 11 quid for the check up and then I paid 55 for the scale and polish. Teeth feel the same but presumably they're better off for it. They've booked me another scale & polish for 6 months time, seems a bit soon I'm not made of money.
>>214481694mental how some people don't like himpersonality GOAT
>>214481447
>>214481730NEKKERS, gotta be
bye
>>214481738
>>214481747he's funny but in all seriousness he's evil
>>214481747not a fan of disruptive schizobabble personally
>>214481774bloody eu
>but i could crash it into sadiq khans LEGO child
>>214481694
You got that mousey post about 2 pregnant women fighting is just babies having a mech fight?
at my old job we weren't really allowed a lunch break but i used to go and hide behind the building and eat my sandwich that mum made me
>>214481751>wherever you aretempted to smugly suggest well what if I'm inside a faraday cage at 3PM sunday but then I thought maybe they preload the alert so it would still go off inside the cage but then I thought nah surely they couldn't because in a real alert situation they wouldn't know of the event in advance so an actual robust test would need to be done live over the airwavesso what if I'm inside a faraday cage at 3PM sunday huh what then? gottem
>>214479841Rorke experiencing real joy for the first time in his life
what should my next purchase be?
>>214481759>>214481759fuck, there F1 streams were always crisp with no lag
Anything interesting you lads have done so far this week? No? Nothing at all?
>>214481747Whenever I've tried to be nice to him he's lashed out at me. He's evil
>>214481872>>214481730*
>>214481836kek I'm going to mention this to someone tomorrow
>>214481880went bouldering on monday and probably going again later
>>214481880>soliciting blogpostsbizarre
>>214481836
>no blogposts>no schizobabble>no politicswhat exactly is this thread for then?
damp sweaty twink socks
100 elite SAS member could take down the entire Chinese army
>>214481914gain a clue. this general is carried by the humble blogposter
>>214481951LMAO
>>214481951copechinks rule the world now the age of the jews is over
anyone got the starmer id post from the other day
>>214481951bbc said they've got laserguns and robot dogs now though
>>214481978>>214481987chinese detected!
>>214481987I yearn fro a dominant chink gf
I want to like Hollow Knight but it's a bit rage inducing. Why couldn't they have added fast travel and less annoying enemy placements?
>>214481992
Why is it that the Warhammer games are the most popular by far in the Total War franchiseIs Total War just overcrowded with soyboys now
having so called baddies like putin and kim next to xi in such an impressive military parade must have made the westoid tarq pedos seethe
Captain China!
all of the westoids are in full cope and seethe mode after that Chinese military paradeAmerica is especially buttblasted after people started comparing it to the pathetic parade they had earlier in the year
>>214482037What do you do when websites ask for the back
>>214481479moto
what's an appropriate amount to gift to a cousin for their wedding that I am attending? I'm thinking £50, that's reasonable eh? Covers the cost of my meal at least, and a bit more.note I am not close to this cousin and haven't seen them in ~5 years.
>>214482037good lad, cheers
>>214482055wtf
military parades are by and for the dictators of third world shitholes only
>>214482065state of those £10 temu drones they were using
>>214482065the zionist homo empire is finishedpraise xi, praise putin!
>>214482065here's one of them>>214482086
bad day to be two bananas
>>214482129don't blow a gasket meltyponte
Car just drove past my window loudly blaring THE SCIENTIST by COLDPLAY
>>214482152he's done you
Reading about women on Wikipedia
>>214482023Same I just started playing because of the Silksong hype.I only have a few story bosses left but I really am getting a bit old to waste time on games like this where I have to fight a boss 20-30 times to learn their attack patterns and beat them.
I'm decked head to toe in Carhartt Workwear. Rugged. Reliable. Effortless. NO, I do not work manual labour but the aesthetics trump the cries of stolen valour!
>>214482162how so
>>214482155Saw this exact exchange take place in Stockport last night
keir set up that arrest to portray himself as the good reasonable anti-woke guy
>>214482183i dislike the cropped look of carhartt jackets
>don't blow a gasket meltyponte
>check the subreddit for my city>full of trannies and leftists organising anti fascist protests
I know my neighbour is in now I've just seen them making their way home. They should have come to collect their parcel by now, they know I have it because the cunt took a photo of me at the door accepting it.
uh oh stinky terrone melty
>>214482212timmy's brother in law
>>214482233get them shagged
>>214482076i would ask your mom
>>214481376>She had invited Adoum to stay with her but later wrote a note to ask him to leave.Fucking state
How come Americans are so good at war? Is it higher t than Yuros
america is finished killed by woke
>>214482304is it all the cheap hair dye that makes you post about black men 24/7
>>214481125>>214481125
>>214482318*loses in vietnam**loses in iraq**loses in afghanistan**loses in somalia**loses in yemen*
>>214484099>No I'll pay the full price of the product out of my own money. But only if the salesman forfeits his commission. That means I want to see written documentation outlining what sales commission he makes on every sale and I want to be paid that money by him, not his employer, out of his own pocket so that his net gain on the sale is nothing.>If he is really that certain his product is a right fit for me that he's willing to sell me it for no personal gain then I'll buy it. If not, I'm not interested in hearing his spiel that serves only to further his own gain and my expense.Why would you deserve the commission for buying something? The salesman did the job in getting you to buy something that the company wanted you to buy, that the salesman successfully convinced you (possibly over your own stupidity and reluctance) to buy. You've gained by buying something you want. The salesman gains by being paid for itWhy should salesmen have to work for free in order to make the thing you're buying worth buying? You want to be paid a salesmans commission to buy something? You think customers should have commission instead of working salesmen?That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard, there's no way you've ever had a job.If a salesmans net gain was nothing, why the fuck would he sell anything? You think they should be volunteers and charity workers? Why?
