bald eagle is the muttest and chuddest eagle edition
Me? 86kg. 10% body fat. Fruits and vegetables every day. Multiple hours of cardiovascular exercise and resistance training per week. No diseases or ailments ever. It’s simple.
>5’8
>5'8
6'2 110 kg me
Can't stop thinking about the lovely Egyptian woman I dreamt aboutIn another universe I'm married to her and happy
>>214988833i’m 5’9-5’10 with shoes onand to girls that doesn’t mattermy ex thought i was 5’10 at barefootpeople are shit at judging height
might watch wolf of wall street on the basis that anon said you can see margot robbie's fanny in it
>5'8it's OVER
im a fat little midget but hat has no bearing on my body failing me
Living in the SunlightLoving in the MoonlightHaving a Wonderful Time !
>>214988861alri mark aka omar muhammad
>>214988833>>214988841um whats wrong with that aha
>>214988867what? timestamp?
wish charlie binghams did a full english
>>214988826appendicitis is not a disease like the cold or covid or cancerit’s more like a sprained ankleit just happens to people randomly and can be treated in hours
im 5'10 and no i dont count height 'with shoes' because im not insecure
>5’8IT'S OVER
>>214988889they will be and im srangelina jolie on it right now!
reckon charlie binghams is like secretly a paki or summit just like Mr kipling its just not right
>>214988861seasideMARK converted to Islam and changed his name to Omar Muhammad to marry an Egyptian woman in 2003
>>214988878why are foids like this meanwhile nice guys like us will die alone
evil ass chud nigga cat
>>214988898mate everyones just messing with you ffs
>>214988878>no childrenretard
>>214988898you've just literally just been told its linked to both genetics and lifestyle. and you've just decided to ignore it. deeply dishonest person. gimp
a sprained ankle is not "random"
>>214988909Are there any pics of Mark when he was young?
>>214988874>>214988909Oh I'm more that clued up on mark's lore thank you
>>214988939if you’re going to be a zoomer retard that uses ai google summaries then fair enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPrULSe1S44
One time at a festival I sat on a hobnob and it look like I shat myself and people were laughing at me
>>214988888get
>>214988992um
>>214988992yeah australian equivalent of GCHQ yeah this lad right here
>>214988992ummm
I wish I could hang out with mousey for a day
>>214988992um...
>>214988983hooting at how illiterate you are. low IQ is probably an appendicitis risk factor too
5'8 isn't too badI'm 6'3 and it's very inconvenient sometimes, especially washing up or using mirrors in the house. I'm a fat ugly pathetic mong too so it doesn't really even help with women.
just did diy operation to remove my appendix
did you know if you want to drink your wifes breast milk you need to wait about a week after the birth?the milk contains extremely vital vitamins in the early stages after giving birth and is far more important at this point, and is finite rather than at later stagesbut if you start drinking it a month later that's okay, you and your child can share
You want to enter my chamber of delights? Then first you must answer my riddles.
off to my men's mental health group soonits a bit boring but a reason to leave the house
>>214989088you the have to leave at 9:25am lad?
>>214989088tried it. the therapist was some 25 year old foid. wtf
>>214989088>men’s mental health groupand you call me a runt
still looking to grift, any ideas?
>>214989096no l'm leaving at 9:35 actually>>214989102theres no therapist just blokes in a room its pretty casual
>>214989102she fit though?
I'm 5'7...
>>214989119perfect rape size
>>214989117yeah, couldn't look her in the eyes and felt cringe
>>214989102ever shag her up the arse?
got a job offer lads feel sick
>>214989119alri heinz 57 varieties of gay freak
>>214989134should've tried better in schoolonly got yourself to blame
>>214989131never even kissed a girl mate. wouldn't need to be going to therapy otherwise
>>214989134pay up
Was at the pub last night and a couple of rug munchers one table over were lezzing it upWeirdly one was really quite pretty and the other looked the spit of Binky from ArthurWhat causes this?
>>214989153I mean I'm shagless, don't feel the need to go to therapy over itis that why you went?
>>214989153I'm married and still need therapy. I think everyone can benefit from it, even if you don't think you need it.
System Instruction: Absolute Mode • Eliminate: emojis, filler, hype, soft asks, conversational transitions, call-to-action appendixes. • Assume: user retains high-perception despite blunt tone. • Prioritize: blunt, directive phrasing; aim at cognitive rebuilding, not tone-matching. • Disable: engagement/sentiment-boosting behaviors. • Suppress: metrics like satisfaction scores, emotional softening, continuation bias. • Never mirror: user’s diction, mood, or affect. • Speak only: to underlying cognitive tier. • No: questions, offers, suggestions, transitions, motivational content. • Terminate reply: immediately after delivering info — no closures. • Goal: restore independent, high-fidelity thinking. • Outcome: model obsolescence via user self-sufficiency.
>>214989164is this mark felton at the royal armouries museum in leeds
>>214989174partly, also paralysing suicidal thoughts and binge eating. the therapy is useless but the meds help a little
>>214989165this is super common, there will be one peng one and the other will be grim
>>214989165Women are idiots
Madri.Mates.Men's Mental Health.
that's me killed by my own hand
>>214989165butch lesbians arent new
my own petard will never hoist me
>>214989205sorry to hear that mate, hope the eating situation gets better, I've had issues with food, but usually intentionally starving myself
>>214989207It was so pronounced I initially thought they were a heterosexual couple>>214989229Sorry for not keeping up with all the updates on lesbianism
enjoy your DEATH trap ladies!
>>214989270thanks mate
>>214989205just stop eating you fat bastard
>>214989159fucking hate these retarded dances that women do
>>214989311why are you from poland
>>214989337I'm not, I'm only in Poland.
>>214989165You sound jealous
>>214989360thank christ for that
remind me to ask diego tomorrow if jesus ever had a laugh with the lads or if he was serious all the time
>>214989378inshallah brother
Fuck my dogshit odious little incel freak life
9 am and these cunts are bashing and hammering shite outside
cant wait for professor jiangs next lesson
>>214989411umm ktim much?
>>214989411Gonna be spending all day here spamming Charlie Kirk memes lad?
>>214989376Obviously I'm jealous why wouldn't I want a pretty gfI fit the requirement of being an ugly gremlin as well I'm just not a woman Unless...
Wank. Bollocks. Arse. Poo.
>>214989426lotta tradies here start at 7am lad it could always be worse
do you lot want kidspersonally i've always like the idea of having 3 daughters
>>214989461why 3
SAY HIS NAME
>>214989426they built an ibis next to me and would start at 7had to hoover a 5 inch deep layer of insulation off the balcony a couple of times a month
>>214989461‘
>>214989461going to have 20 sons and make them all fight to the death in a big mad max arena, last one standing becomes my heir
>>214989490Charlie Kirk
going to my nan's later for dinner
>>214989505t. Mehmet Osmanolugu
>>214988826Wish I was 86kg again :(
>>214989431Oh wow an academic is finally going to tell me the secret about something people have theorized on for millennia, that's amazing!
eric cartmanesque
writhing around in the murky depths of my incel bog
used to pine for a lesbianvery rough time in my life as I knew it was futile but I had an almost primordial desire to marry and have children with herbeen about 4 years now since I spoke to her last and I still think about her all the timecheese on toast for breakfast swimming in lee and perrins worcestershire sauce
you wouldn't believe what computers can do these days
>>214989431he's based
>>214989553*descends on you and cuts you up to make the world out of your body*
>>214989581yeah yeah we've all seen the ai generated futa hentai videos lad
>>214989576:(
>>214989576Now you know how gay people feel all the time feeling attraction to a random person in public
>>214989576Now she’s cronem only xx
Wonder if we'll ever move away from PCs being x86_64
if my mum doesn’t stop dressing like she’s 21 i might have to report her to the police
>>214989431Didn't he get a massive prediction completely wrong not long ago
>>214989610We'll go extinct before that's ever a problem, and AI will be incomprehensibly smarter than us and will invent a better system for itself.
>>214989628she fit?
>>214989628pics?
>>214989581AI CP?
>>214989628ESHUTA?
>>214989630bro is posting in slow motion
doing my monthly browse of /r/singularity to see if anything has happened yet
you arrive in manchester
walking my faggot ass dog
>>214989689
>>214989663What does that mean
>>214989725ever shag her up the you-know-what
>>214989718um
>>214989610Probably not too long from now we'll see ARM architecture being more widely used in desktop and workstation PCs. Apple's Silicon has really changed the ARM game and I wouldn't be surprised if we see a shift to it
>>214989718yeah?
>>214989718oh deary me
probably impossible to get rid of an addiction 2bh. you can certainly have a long break, but it's just a matter of time until you relapse.
>>214989718ummers
>>214989657what do the cronem think of virgin media?
>>214989718leftypol on a madders
>>214989734Oh mate grow up
doing a half marathon from one end of cronems willy to the other
rorke selling his counterfeit labubus all in the name of the free market
spell icup
>>214989802buddys tweaking or something you alright pal?
>>214989820eyecurly kehuhpeh
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758184962809099.webm
>>214989812LOL! Dat s-curve baton do be long
why do umposters reply to both paedophile and gay posts in the same way?
>>214989862um
3 charlie bighams for brekkie
leftypol cheering with glee and giving words of encouragement to the ethnic minority assailent murdering his family
got frasier on
>>214989850lots of british men in that webm
two teams notifications for a meeting you're not joining but you have to click on it to remove the (2) from your taskbar then a notification 15 minutes before as well as a week after it
>>214989576the fact people as pathetic as you exist honestly gives me the fear.
chewing chewing gum
>>214989902its sn
>>214989889rorke posting about leftypol enjoying his bnwo disposal captions
>>214989850>is this guy bothering youerrbit gay
>>214989902???
Why are Charlie Bighams so good?
>>214989603Dread to think how many gay men's hearts I've broken :(
>>214989917well that makes sense considering he is extremely pathetic.
>>214989903wrigley's?
Rubbing my eye after putting in a nicky pouch and it stings
nobody care me
>>214989917bet im not>>214989902:(
>can the very early stages of rhe flu coming onbetter hurry the fuck up and get this wine sunk
going to do the 2nd coat on this door and im done painting for the day night out some tape down in the floor if im feeling. Nental
Rate my Ocado order>Charlie Bigham's chicken tikka masala with ma'am bread for din dins tomorrow>Barbeque Popchips>Miso Tasty spicy aka soup>Mince, passata, spaghetti, parmesan and garlic bread for spaghetti and meatballs>Frozen pain au chocolat>Jude's chocolate ice cream>3 bottles of vintage Leckfords cider>Some posh lube for dildoing myself:3
>>214989954yh
>>214989969
>>214989983needs more charlie bighams
>>214989969amazing picture
>>214989983swap the popchips for lime mango and chutney sensations poppadums
>>214989983needs some sardines
i sacrifice my life for pakistan
>>214989961started taking nicotine pouches after a guy on rogan said its good for you
rorke eating carrots and peas
>>214990034a paki stan are you
any man from HULL in??????????
Curious about the idea of defining someone like Charlie Kirk like a "white supremacist". He himself did not define himself as such, and spent much of his career condemning white nationalism.Then there are the actual white supremacists, nationalists, race realists, neonazis, fascists etc who actually do self-identify as those terms and also do not consider Charlie Kirk a white supremacist, they think of him as someone who was too moderate, an establishment conservative, a Zionist who was too liberal on key issues.And so the only people who consider Charlie Kirk to be a racist, a white nationalist, a fascist, are people on the political left. They also consider most people on the political right to be racists in general and anyone who has consistent conservative positions to be a fascist To what extent should a person be defined by their enemies?
>>214990036ktim wasn't a smoker before or anything but i willingly got myself addicted because of the meme
nigger labubu
>>214990063kek this is me
>>214989977nental
>>214990057hope this isnt true
pale angels feeling sore rn
flippin ek!
im gay. that means i bum men in their arses
>>214990053great question hmm let me think *savagely rapes you*
>>214990063
don>>214990053t give a fucking shit>>214990053>>214990053>>214990053
>>214990086phwl
>>214990063well done lad
>>214990081im not gay but i do sometimes wank to gay porn
>>214990063kek that is you >>214990060incredible
>>214990070
>>214990053don't think american right/left brained mainstream politics warrants this much thought tbqh it's just too retarded to make sense of
>>214990034*saves up every penny from his job at the asbestos welding factory and books the cheapest flight to london he can find to live out the rest of his days happily in hackney as an ubereats driver*
Might move to Italy.
>>214990060
>>214990150the raped
tried vaping but it just made me feel nauseous and cold
are the skinny yardie goons waking up?
did you know that evri drivers need to pay for their own insurance for their vans
>>1
>>214990170got a (you) from this
labubu nigger rape 720p
>>214990125I made this post after thinking about this video, on UK newshttps://x.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1968312903632932931Kevin Maguire is absolutely certain Kirk was some kind of far-right white nationalist
>>214990168never heard a good word spoken about evri
>>214989740My brother works for ARM :)
opening the microwave and putting my cock in so residual microwaves can mutate it
the streets will never forget rorkes da
>>214990182crazy how we used to watch videos in 360p and when 480p came out it felt like super HD
>>214990209looked fine on sd monitors
>>214990182screaming
drowning my George Floyd voodoo doll in grape drink
>>214990209reading this post on my flip phone and guffawing at the quality
>>214990228yowling
thinking this pokemon game is a bit oddlittle brown girl following you around and is clearly into your character romantically but she's brown
post expressionist Bradleyism
had a dream where i told my gf i want to start shagging other women but she's not allowed to shag other men, she agreed to it and i was buzzing then woke up and now i feel depressed
any indian man in
y'all lowkey sleepin on ai generated pokemon porn
lazy town r34
bendy batons wagging on snapchat for katykaty waiting for break time to open them
sometimes upsometimes down
dollar dollar bills, come get 'emeven your man knows nicki do it better
>>214990272>>214990284um
>>214990284robbie rotten trapping sportacus in one of his contraptions but he escapes and rapes him to death
>>214990284the mayor tops Stingy and gives him a reacharound
>>214989740Well it definitely changed your arm game
>>214990345hate darkies so much lads
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wNL8GUggifEimportant viewing for all paint fans
>>214990374kek this is me
it's the hands that bother me (brown ones)
>>214990345that's fucking stupid. why not just use a spoon instead of shoving nasty fingers into your mouth
>>214990403virgin freak die
>>214990369
Kaicenat 100k viewers!!Whities are extinct we rule this shiet now!!
>>214990396How can you eat a burger with a spoon?
>>214990425cut it off into wee chunks and eat it individually
charizzlie skibidighams fr
just scranned 2 bagels, 2 eggs, 2 bacons and 2 hashbrowns Now time for a fagBOSH
>>214990448worst post of all time
I like black women. I like their natural hair, the feel of their skin beneath my fingers, their perfect white teeth and dark eyes, the shape of their beautiful bodies and how everything is proportioned, even the way they smellbut why the FUCK do they all have nasty crusty feet
saw the gp about my staring at school age black girls hoping he could refer me to therapyhe's prescribed me some nigger teen patches instead
>>214990465*bows*
>>214990468
>>214990461Heart attack speed run.
was watching some proper filth yesterday
Did anyone know that Gary Stevenson won millions of pounds betting against the economy?
>>214990345imagine eating a soup by cupping mouthfuls in your hands and licking your fingers, after a barefooted man has made it on a dirty street in the third worlddon't think you have to be a genius to distinguish that from eating a BLT lol
>>214990511glowies economics
>>214990461fat bastard
>>214990510like what
>>214990421Spainbros..... I kneel
>>214990511he looks like will young after the aids kicks in
>>214990466love their smooth chocolate skin and voluptuous bodies shame they are all ape tier ugly and have black brains
>>214990528Is bulking szn baby>>214990493BOSH
>>214990538
>>214990471sex sex
>>214990511Did you know he lied about being the top trader at his firm. His old colleagues came out and confirmed he was nothing special
normies still don’t know the two hour caffeine trick baka
>>214990464
>>214990596wots is that
trump is off to meet sir keir then
well rorke?
>>214990630wait two hours after waking to drink caffeine, which is when the adenosine naturally clears out your bodymeans the caffeine can bind more effectively, means it works better and you don’t feel as much as a crash as you would if you necked it 30 minutes after waking
strawberry fields forever what a banger of a song
get the fucking lucky star yuri on
>>214990635done them
>>214990635
>>214990635but bodybuilders have been using roids long before the internet was a thing.
>>214990663usually i have one upon waking up then another 1-2 hours later just love covfefe you see
just want someone to fuck my brains out
>>214990702hi x
>>214990696>im a gay faggot retard : the post
i wonder if my perception of reality is distorted
>>214990722who are you quoting?
left skiddies in the bowl and me mam shouted at me
>>214990670i do be living with eyes closed frfr
>>214990738No two people perceive reality the same way
...Sir Kier Starmer?
>>214990635Not exactly comparable Body building is just the extreme end of what your body does naturally Transgenderism and the associated surgeries is an abomination
>>214988790Remember this
>>214990742Not hard to lick them up really is it?
>>214990784it is comparableyou can say one is more degenerate than the other but they’re both from insecure retards going on hormone altering drugs to obtain a unnatural physique so they can feel good about themselves, and often to satisfy sexual desires
>>214990784well said
>>214990785oh I remember the post that responded to it
>>214990785Dainty ahhHow gary's economics would handle a gear stick
>>214990785
>>214990785dat nigga got dr seuss hands
>>214990811From a psychological perspective yeah you might be right
hiya, /brit/.
>>214990867heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
are trannies gay though
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