You vote for the Green Party edition
never mind stroking, get on with your swimming mate
When I was in school a lass put the glass gherkin up her fanny and it broke inside and she had to go hospital
If Charles Malaponte were a town in the UK he'd be Mal upon Tee
The so called gods chosen people
Wealth tax was in the news for about 2 weeks now it's immigration again
reckon if australia went full kim jong un isolationist we'd be alright, still got plenty of farmers and mines and steel mills and thatespecially if we got rid of the biomass, would be heaven on earth reckon i might have to run for pm now
Barry's Economics
>Vietnamese singer Duc Phuc wins Russia's Intervision song contestscreaming
theyre hungry
>>215089208You vote for Your Party
>>215089245The videos of the irish beating the indians to death in the streets were extremely funny and i really enjoyed watching themI wish we could do stuff like that here but americans are pussies and cowards
>>215089288
white people have more neanderthal DNA than any other race which is what gave us the faustian spirit necessary to conquer the globe
>>215089291Israeli snipers dream
Who is the sexiest man alive?
>>215089261what would we build with all the iron we dig up
>>215089320Me
>>215089280>>215089254do you think this is show and tell or somfin? if you want to be here, post some words instead of whatever the fuck you are doing, forcing me to see shit I dont want to see. Lack of imagination, cant think of anything interesting to say. Put a glock to your head and make a brain slushie
Someone post that youtube comment where she's timestamping all the times a blackie's fire alarm beeps in the video
>>215089332This is an image board
>>215089321gigantic statues of captain cook and steve irwin
NEW BALD LADS https://youtu.be/PuzK9r9eRBY
The average ukraine supporter is:BrownGayJewishOr a combination of all three
Who is the sexiest woman alive?
Someone post the image of rorke at the immigration protest queuing up for a curry
The hangboard at Rock Over Climbing, Manchester was VERY SWEATY yesterday
>>215089366not watching a trump loving sex pest. His videos went to shit after his russian ban
>>215089367very normal and not weird post
>>215089377For me? It's Emma Roberts.
>>215089320henry cavill x
>>215089367hello malaponte
>>215089317>white people have more neanderthal DNAthats actually a myth as europe was genocided many times over since the last ice age faustian spirit comes from the fact we have more herder dna as opposed to farmer dna
>>215089377I don't know but I know she isn't 3D
>>215089385Look mate it's about the place not the person alright? His China content is decent
>captain caveman>is a caveman
>>215089367youre gay. youve admitted it several times. you also seem to be obsessed with jews. are you a nazi? instead of shitting up the thread why dont you go fight? or do you just use your gun as something to show off here
>>215089423I prefer this ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMIpG6hlHkU
right i'll do some porridgei've got a bit of oat milk kicking about that needs using but it'll need topping up with water
an alien mothership descends onto the white house lawn, trump and all the presidential staff walk outside in awe, ready to make first contact, and a bunch of white australians emerge from the ship in singlets and shorts holding stubbys
>>215089306what
Big Thief are so fucking shitCameron Winter has really exposed lecker as a dire lyricist
>>215089453Close encounters of the turd kind
what's with every random vlogger having millions of views only because it's in china or russia
>>215089472Wrong opinion
Wanna buy borderlands 4 but my PC can't run it at 4KA first world problem innit
FUCK TUCHANKAAND FUCK KROGANS
looking to learn more about the world. any american want to explain to me either of these 2 cultural phenomenons -boosie badazz-von dutch
>>215089505i doubt my pc could it run it in 1080p kek
>>215089505massive soy problem more likewho cares about video games in 2025
>>215089505reddit: the game
>>215089484Entertainment options that aren't internet based are limited in many places or their accessibility is limited because people are poor. Data is cheap
>3.90It's pumping
The listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0evWfDR9EuQ
>>215089377>womanwho cares>>215089525>boosie badazzdont care. shouldnt let him rot in prison
>>215089541that would be silkslop
>>215089484The american and european governments are basically at war with these countries so the people in europe and america are naturally interested in what actual life is like there and what the people are like from an unbiased source which takes the form of some expat with a selfie stick wondering around chongqing or st Petersburg.
>>215089505SnorderlandsGet Dying Light instead, it's good
>>215089519I always cure the genophage
>>215089569*shouldve
>>215089574never played hollow knight but i know for a fact it doesn't have the same insufferable reddit humour that borderlands does
>>215089583so you always betrayed salarians
>>215089579The view count is likely driven by locals interested in foreign pipo's opinion
Didnt rate borderlands at allDon't like yank games really For me it's Dragon Quest VIII- journey of the cursed king
A Pentagon official orders a scientist in a labsuit to play a short sequence of notes on a keyboardIt sounds suspiciously like the opening bars of "Kookaburra Laughs In The Old Gum Tree"
Don't play video games wonder if they will ever make one like the matrix. I would take the blue pill this second if offered.
>>215089599borderlands 2 humour was ok for the time i think borderlands 3 writers however should be publicly executed
>>215089625screaming
i have 27,000 hours on angry birds for the iphone 3g
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fb2aAtapOQk
Buisness idea: launch the start killing games campaign as a direct challenge to the stop killing games campaign
>>215089615based. have you played the ps2 version of Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride? It is very good and sexy and I love it so much
>>215089618scriomst
>>215089634An unironic cuckold was the main writer for boderlands 2I forget his name
ive had enough im going to touch grass - INCLUSIVELY
gonna call a boomer a wigger today
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_television_shows_notable_for_negative_reception
Learn to love yourself
You can't even say you're english anymore, you just can't! They'll arrest you or send the pakistani grooming gangs on you. I blame Thatcher for not opening concentration camps and executing communists, she drove the country to the ground.
>>215089668Anthony Burch, but I don't think he was an actual cuck by definition.
wish i had a son and/or daughter. I would love to be a dad but that ship has sailed
It was Anthony burchHis wife cheated on him with a black guy
>>215089709You can always de-transition lad.
>having kids in today's economylmao
leftypol going no contact with his parents after they go on an all inclusive holiday
>>215089709You can adopt tbf
>>215089579t. Dmitri Zhang
>>215089440man those people are super friendly
>>215089707Oh no you're right he was. I used to want to shag his sister but also ended up weird
This government simply doesn't care about the aryan masterrace working class of this country, they are taking away its living area.
>>215089754t. Vishnu Robertson
>>215089750haven't the money to support a child
Ive never tried overthrowing the government of the united states
right well that's that then
absolutely hate travel vloggers like bald and bankrupt and that other idiot mashtag brady. why do i have to get up and go to work while they piss about flying all over the world chatting shit
CHOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmLv8rfunPo
Do you lot find that it is always you having to make accommodations for others, whilst demanding little accommodation from others? It feels like every relationship I have ever had, even those with my parents was utterly one sided - from me give, from them take.
>>215089857I believe I have been very clear about my policy of clicking Youtube links.
I couldn't be a parent or a husband as I'm unable to take care of even myself
Imagine coming up against this German geezer at chessLiterally the Chris from eggheads of chess fucking hell
>>215089809The evil West is out to get you isn't it, Dmitri Zhang
>>215089765hello mr bear :)
>>215089851Because you are short, lack charisma, and are afraid of being in front of a camera and laying bare your soul.
>>215089881*walks up to you across the dance floor and asks if I may have this dance*
>>215089505gonna get it in a year or 2 when they remove the drm or it goes on sale that jawn is like 110 aud
DO NOT CHECK the PARSIQ price
patting my cats soft feet
wonder how the bus drivers feel in those webms where 1,000,000 browns all scramble to get on at once like the trains in india i'd want to wrap the thing around a lamp post, posthaste
>>215089582Already played dying light 1 and 2
Just like butterflies, moths are a super pollinator essential for biodiversitythe moths are gonna fly up to an artificial light like this because they're attracted to light now we don't know for certain why this is but the leading theory is they use lunar naviga
do not check the parsnip price
>>215089958Over here they lock them in plexiglass boxes now, and they don't take cash - they did this because of niggers
It's an off-colored shitpost, it was highly off-topic. You want, I'll demand rorke's muted for 10 minutes. But a 3-dayer? No.
>>215089980mousenonce getting taken out midsentence by Big Honey
>>215089874grow up
>>215089954loving doing this but catberg hates it he starts biting me if i do it too much
not sure what to have for tea todayrisotto would be nice perhaps
>>215089980I love moths <3
>patting my cats soft feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJZXdZgOqsw
Blacks in america will murder each other over a messed up pizza order or chuck e cheese tokens
>subway now has baked potatoesyou lads had one? have to call to the police station later and tempted to get one for lunch on the way nglreckon it could be interesting scran if theres enough cheese
>>215089644Prefer mr tumble me.
>>215090014Hope you get Bacillus cereus poisoning
Songs such as Cameron Winter- Nausicaä and Kanye West- Hold My Liquor Bouldering gyms such as City Bloc Leeds
Flopping my balls around in front of catberg and pointing to where his used to be
Biodiversity is a pile of shit. See how we killed all the wolves and not a damn thing happened.
>have to call to the police station later'
grits and collard greens for tea
>>215090007Whats is this, THE FUCKING UN?
>>215090036anyone ever tell you youre a grim bitter runt nigger freak
>>215090036grim bitter runt nigger freak
>>215090041why u going police
>>215090072fucking raped that cunts rectum apart
I played baseball in high school Had the makings of a varsity athlete me
>>215090072yea,me in the mirror
>>215090041Never going to pay some cunt 6 quid for a baked potato so I'll never find out.
>>215090044Had some rellies come back with Mister Tumble DVDs from a UK trip where they brought their kidInterestingly enough Emma Wiggle left the band to do more stuff with sign language
rorke getting baked potatoes delivered on menulog
bi /brit/ boys ;3
>>215090057>
me arse just packed up and leftmum's in tears, i'm leaking poo all over the place, household's a complete shamble
>>215090098did you ever wash your bat and imagine you were polishing a girthy mahogany bbc?
>>215090145leave the jokes to the brits mate, this isn't it
>>215090007
sorry don't know what a baked potato iswhats a baked potatois it like a jacket potato is it?
>>215089904Is is though
THINK I ENJOY BEING LIKE THIS ???
Its a time honored tradition in america for white women to be raped by black menIts as american as apple pie, the fourth of july, Thanksgiving, and baseball
*walks along with my big ears wafting in the wind*
>>215090047don't know what that is but it doesn't sound like something that would happen to me
After a good five minutes of ball mogging catberg he batted my sack (claws retracted) and ran off
>>215090169can you fellas please stop posting this disgusting webm
>>215090007Hahahaha, nice one. I am stealing that
>>215090186>he batted my sack (claws retracted) and ran offso he won?
when you think about it, if we ever need to pull an india and all move somewhere, it'd be benidorm wouldn't it?think about it, there's none of them there, it's all our own peoplemight move to benidorm
>>215090145This sounds very similar to thr Australian children's book series "The Day My Bum Dragged Shit All Across The house"
when I was a lad I thought I was really smart about hiding my dirty habit but mumberg knew exactly what I was up to with the bedroom door closed
>>215090053Neutering pets is barbaric. Would you want to be forcibly neutered? No.
>>215090169Mental that's what she actually believes. I'd be as disgusted by a white person using their hands to eat beef stew, but we don't do that.
fizzy blackberry peach lemonade
>>215090224those books were actual kino
used to put everything under my bed when dadberg would demand the room cleaned, felt chuffed I did
Ummy ummy ummyI’m gonna cummy
>>215090241gingernonce gimmick
I took a few smokes of weed but i didnt feel anything
>>215090131ireland is a teddy bear, wexford is it's arse and wales is britain's phallus, always ready to penetrate
>>215090235She believes it because it's true
>>215090227used to sneak into my sisters room and wank in her bed with her clothes when i had the house to myselfwonder did she ever suspect or know desu must have left a smell
>>215090216Well I still have my balls. His are gone forever.>>215090231Honestly mate kind of agree pet ownership on the whole is morally wrong, but I have one life to live before I return to nothing and I enjoy my cats - they have good lives, and if they had their testicles they would be fighting and pissing everywhere. It is what it is.
>>215090264done him haha
>>215090257incorrect
>>215090260You're mentally ill. Find me a video of a white person eating risotto with their bare hands and I'll gag all the same
>>215089208
*paddles about in my plate of beef stew with my dirty hands*
the read
Blacks in america don't neuter their dogs
Someone explain to me the raped gimmick
>>215090169this argument doesn't work. It's the bun that makes it acceptable to eat with your hands, same with pizza crust. If someone just dug the pizza out with their fingers and started slurping on it, sucking sauce and cheese off their fingers, you'd get people reacting like picrel
>>215090284stop pretending you're not gingernoncethat behavior is what makes dtfic thinks im you which annoys the fuck out of me
Im voting for the terra firma party
>>215090302The long and short of it, is that the individual has been mentally raped
>>215090302little misogynists think rape is funny
>>215090302*rapes you*
what kind of coffee you lads get? for me is a long black, not a fan of milk. sugar, not in me drinks thanks
>>215090262if you were her only brother and she ever noticed spaff on her clothes she would have known it was you immediately
>>215090323But rape is funny. Imagine Hafthor Bjornsson raping Donald Trump
>>215089208>>215090287
>The performative male, also known as the performative man or matcha man,[1] is an internet meme and term referring to an archetype of man which was popularized on social media in 2025. It generally involves displays of performative feminism, as well as emotional sensitivity.[2] Examples of such displays include reading books like All About Love by bell hooks, listening to indie female artists such as Clairo, drinking matcha lattes, and owning a Labubu. These are typically done as a means of superficially appealing to women with the intent to pursue them romantically.[3][4]women are turning on leftypol
a hip babelorrib playorby april
>>215090324*throws you in prison*no more raping, for you bud
>>215090345pour over, black. Occasionally a macchiato.
>>215090345Latte, no sugar.
>>215090235She's saying you don't have a problem with eating burgers with your hands because it's normalised in your culture. But eating curry with your hands is unusual in your culture so you think it's wrong or whatever. Maybe, Rorke, you should accept the fact that different people have different cultures.
>>215090345double espresso
>>215090345Hope you get oesophagaeal cancer
>>215090363most single people try to attract the opposite sex, I don't see the crime here
>>215090373oh nooo... whatever will i do..... *mischevous rape grin*
/cum/ is unusableI have to post here you see
>>215089208>>215090287>>215090356
>>215090345quarter caf hazelnut latte :)
>>215090363This was me when I was fifteen. I'd watch Glee, Orange is the New Black, use flowery body lotions and moisturisers - my thinking was, if I am into what the girls are into, they'll be into me. Turns out they all thought I was a faggot, but it was a good learning exercise.Mental that men into their twenties are still doing essentially this.
>>215090363cant do anything these days without being perceived as something or anotherbest to just never go outside
>>215090094some documents to sign
>>215090345american no milk. sometimes a mocha
today`s Pocket Monsterof The DayIs ..Arrokuda !!
>>215090386why do you say this to me? I thought australians and kiwis were friends :(
>>215090396
bowl of porridge (60g oats 150ml oat milk 200ml water bit of salt bit of sugar bit of honey) down the hatch
>>215090287>>215090356>>215090399
>>2150903748/10>>2150903767/10>>21509038410/10>>21509041210/10
>>215090382Look mate I'm not culturally insensitive, I can watch videos of Chinese eating fried locusts and pig intestine wrapped leeks and I think "Damn I might actually give that a go" but watching a brown hand dipping into a brown liquid and slobbering it down their brown lips is fucking putrid and I will not pretend otherwise.
>>215090420you've created a monster
this nigga done lost his mind
>>215090131>>215090322So am I to understand that the former post from heathermong implies that everyone in the British Isles has been mentally raped?
perdictions?
arse lad night
>>215090313you sound a bit nutty lad
Playing a video game
sucking curry off my fist like the whisk scene from come dine with me
gone and given myself agoraphobia
raping a flea
>>215090345i make black coffee at homei usually get a flat white with oat milk in a caff
newcastle villa city win
>>215090478alri keir
>>215090455Well I'm not heathermong, but my point in posting that satellite image is that Englands natural landscape has been utterly raped beyond repair, to the extent that it is visible from space, & the persecution of wolves is part of that.
>>215090445a contained monster
>>215090482scre
>>215090287>>215090356>>215090399>>215090429
raping my own japseye
>>215090462bournemouth win, 2-2 and a snoozefest
>>215090482screaing
How would you describe your fashion sense?
>>215090511Gagging at this image. If this is you please do not post here again.
>>215090490>flat whitenz invention <3
>>215090536m&s chiq
>>215090462it's all gonna kick off
>>215090512how does that work
>>215090498they thought the Bastille was impregnable
>>215090455that's commiemong you retard did you migrate here from /r9k/ yesterday?
>>215090540you thieving bastards claim everythingfirst pavlova now this
>>215090546fucked how there was only 1 person in the world that knew how to make these klein bottles and now he's dead they're effectively extinct
the best quarter pounder I ever had from the macdonald had been put on the wrong side of the griddle top where they cook the regular hamburger patties which has a shorter timer since the patties are thinner and so the quarter pounder was a little rare and pink inside and very goodit's a shame they don't do them like that normally
>>215090576well it's not like they had a lot of utility
>>215090538it's just his weird gimmickhe's posted that numerous times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQv3Vh1j1cg
>>215090551was it broken by aussies?
>>215090439>i'm not culturally insensitive but here's my insensitivity about a culture
Bought coconut fragrance toilet paper and it's fucking rank the mixture of poo and coconut is foul worse than poo alone.
>The invention of the flat white is heavily debated, with both Australia and New Zealand claiming to have invented it in the 1980s. In Australia, Alan Preston is often credited with coining the term in 1985 at his Sydney cafe, Moors Espresso Bar, while New Zealanders point to Derek Townsend at the DKF Cafe in 1984. It is likely the drink evolved in both countries simultaneously, with Italian influence from sugar farmers in Queensland, Australia, potentially playing a roleantipodeans argue about who put milk in coffee first lol
>>215090608would be more insensitive to lie and pretend like it's not disgusting desu
>>215090511gives me the ick knowing brown hands may have touched my food. So glad I live in a rural area where everything is still staffed by whites. Even the local curry house has some white staff
>>215090462Newcastle win, Villa win, Arsenal winScreenshot this
>change the proportion of milk and coffee >claim new drinkWhats up with that exactly?
>>215090637comfy. i envy you
>>215090536this
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
>>215090610I can smell this post
>deep down bby youre a good personDrumpf doesnt think so
>>215090536somewhere between a homeless Vietnam veteran and a 90s dosser
>>215090572kiwi ingenuity is real
I boycott browns>no delivery of food/goods>don't get ethnic takeaways>only purchase food/goods produced in the UK or Europe>ask for a different GP if I get a brown one>never get a taxiIf we all did this, then we'd be right as rain I reckon
>>215090644Italians need to be stopped, this can't go on
Toby Carvery sex arse
>>215090610>the mixture of poo and coconut is foul worse than poo alone.same with poo and weed. absolutely wretched
>>215090681just screamed the house down imagining you saying that out loudunginuity
>>215090637>Even the local curry house has some white staffAnd I'm sure 'white owners' too in this completely fabricated fantasy of yours You never leave the house you creepy little incel
eyeball hurts when I look around
>>215090693then the news would say how browns dont make as much money as the natives and that your taxes would need to go to them or something
Stomachberg expressing some disapproval at last night's bigham's chicken tikka masala for 2. What does it know anyway.
>>215090345White Americano for me
rorkes arse
>>215090600*checks notes*No
never had a haemarroid or a polip
niva had a humarroid or a polup
>>215090753you need a sturdy flush to handle a bighams for 2
powerful
>>215090787done him
Gonna do something useful today, which means I won't be here. Sorry
>>215090799David and goliathThe kid being david ofc
>>215090758YEAIT WAS BROKEN BY USSO THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU THINK OF BREAKING INTO THE BASTILLEbut we can always talk, you knowfirm believer in discourse
i used to be in the SAS
Hannah Ricketts coffee-stained dunghole
>>215090848i was a 4 star general
>>215090852deary me...
Sassy black women in the SAS
>>215090852English ross
>>215090714baffling response. Why do you think this is a fantasy? Believe it or not, there are still places of England left that don't resemble the suburbs of Birmingham
>>215089208>>215090877
bighams shills out in full force i see
>>215089208>>215090877>>215090912
>tanya grotterscreaming
need to make a coffee
new>>215090954>>215090954>>215090954
What is the first thought that pops into your head when you view this webm?
>>215090833*backs away slowly*woah, take it easy fella
>>215090848discount légionnaires
NEW>>215090961>>215090961>>215090961
mad how every single commonwealth flag has utter dogshit posters except stralia
>>215090962beating them up
>>215090959not british culture>>215090969british culture
>>215090848the embassy siege? I'm the bloke that kicks the door in
>>215090787kek, never gets old
>>215090285In denial
>>215090637>knowing brown hands may have touched my foodAh definitely an objective post this one
>>215090693Yeah mate haha
>>215090852COOOORgot source?
