poo seal 'dish
*puts 2 quid in the jukebox**cues up Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts I-V) followed by Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts IV-IX)*
Love you guys seriously I do x
the scrandemic
>>215304673love you too mate, and all the other lads, except you know who
yeah
>>215304560Yeah what else though?You put tomato and lettuce and some sauce of some kind as far as I can tellI always put pickles on mine
Young /brit/posters at freshers
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse
>>215304686peng
Got a whole week of listening to drunk mfs talking about how the world is shite and it was shite in the past as well but also good
Went to a pizza place for lunch and they gave me a free slice. Was very nice of them, but the pizza was not that great, honestly
doen bugger all today
I didn't appear on the /int/ favourite YouTubers list. Time to Sanpakku.
farting into the void
>>215304735should have told them to fucking kill themselves
horse
sir poo scromiter
>only time bottom was fun and satisfying because they got on top of me and pretended I was a horse :3 and I went to sleep like c:
welsh lives matter
mental how everybody used to communicate verbally and then one day someone was like yeah but imagine if we turned this noise thing into a thing you can see with your eyes and understand with your head and then they invented words
>>215304735did you know that in japan you're not supposed to ever complain about food you're encouraged to lie and say that it was delicious even to yourself
doing the worst in life out of anyone i know. really something
>>215304824
Why don't you have a cute hapa gf?https://youtu.be/Am7oW0HKNQg?si=Mi-QHdN79yODMg_U
>>215304827body language has always been a thing rorke. Check urself before u wank yourself.
it's up>PETER HITCHENS: Nothing to hide? Innocent have plenty to fear from Sir Keir’s stone-faced digital Stasihttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-15139593/PETER-HITCHENS-hide-Innocent-plenty-fear-Sir-Keirs-stone-faced-digital-Stasi.html
Where's Ziedbelg?
Need to get a good addiction me. Porn is not cutting the mustard anymore. Reckon I need to move on to drugs.
Not even a Christian but I think the whole idea of the salvation of your soul really puts into perspective all the issues people usually face. Nothing actually matters temporally because in the grand scheme of things the spiritual is a lot more important
>>215304868yeah read this body language*kicks your arsehole off*
>>215304872you tell 'em mr hitchens
>>215304827And then thousands of years later someone in Ancient Sumerian thought “what if we took those words and made symbols into clay that represented those words?” and writing was born.
>>215304827It started with people trying to keep track of how many goats they had or something
>>215304829ktim but im 33 years young can turn it all around
>>215304827baffling post
Working on some shit on god
The meaning of life is to do productive labor
Digital ID is going ahead whether you like it or not my friends
>>215304125I was a massive pussy in school and would run away from fights or cry like a girl, but reading stories like this makes me glad I tried to stay away from it all. I was never beaten up like that in my life and it would've probably broken me at that age.
>>215304898yeah shame it's nonsense though
>>215304936fuck off keir
digital ID social credit 666 tony blair CBDC mark of the beast bradley walsh 15 minute cities and that's why you should vote reform
Anyone got any posts?
think its more mental that there was a first person to eat their own poo and they told everyone it wasn't good and now we don't eat our own poo
Someone willing to 'ear 'bout me feelings?
>>215304929the good goy motto
*assembles a team of seven men in bright green morph suits to spell the letters "F-U-C-K--Y-O-U" with their bodies*
>>215304972car going 99999999999 mph
The lads...as it were
2hrs 50 mins in I think this edible was a dud
>>215304994ever since you talked about your penis yesterday i can't stop thinking about you x
Was at a student party in first year of uni buying drinks for me and a girl I was talking to, I was about to pick up the drinks from the bar and this random guy sitting on a stool just puts his hand over one of them and says it's his drink. I'm just there like "it's m-my drink haha" whilst the girl he's with is laughing, and this goes on for about ten seconds then he lets go and I take my drinksAfter that night I reflected on it and decided I'm too much of a pussy in life and should just smack people who are being cunts
>>215304994Well you'd actually need an eighth man to be the space between the two words
>>215304125why are their sort so aggressive
This thread was made on the lands of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders, past and present. Sovereignty was never ceded.
Anthony Bourdain had the greatest job ever and he killed himself
catyank doesn’t post here anymoretoo much of a chad
>>215304872feel so sorry for are Peterbet he wishes he was dead instead of watching his country rapidly become the Orwellian nightmare he always feared it would become
>>215305044pozzstralians are so fucking cringe with their forced deference to abos
>>215305064Wrong
>>215305016Wow thanks poofterlad :)>>215305028erm yeah -- I am the eighth man. Read my post again this time with a magnifying glass
For me it was during spring at school and loads of lads were playing some kind of wrestling game and I was standing like a retard during it, not even playing but some kid one or two years below me absolutely took me out and it made me realise I was a weaklingLike he was younger than me and I looked younger than him. Made me feel very gay
>>215305023sounds like he did you a favour
>>215305023This is my post.
>>215305102And then you kissed?
I think they should just get rid of the black holds at boulder Brighton, and start again None of them are appetizing You go somewhere like City Bloc, leeds and the hard holds are actually appetizing
>>215305064too busy having fun with his jay dyer sex toy
Mfs having a broke off at the function "our family never had a car" "my family never had a phone" " my family used newspaper to wipe our arse" Ok get your money up then broke ass niggas
>>215305099No, you assemble a team of 7 men. The team consists of 7 men, if you're included it's you and 6 other men.
>>215305052Lmao u really think he hung himself? Suppose you also believe it was the planes which brought down the World Trade Center too don’t you
>>215305142yh
this nigga at "the function"
>>215305128yeah thanks for that, Neil Patrick Harris
i have never had sex with a human
>>215305142hanged*
My personality - quiet, I keep to myself... I dont really have any friends.
>>215305142Nobody ever saw them in the same room together. Just saying
*assembles a team of seven men (myself not included) wearing purple morph suits to spell out the letters of the phrase "Oh shut the fuck up you fucking nerd" with their highly visible, smooth and asexual bodies*
>>215305189you have us x
>>215305128 RHINO ASS NIGGA EATING ROCKS
>>215305176Someone's gotta do it
We did it lads
>>215305005
>>215305185What about sex with an english?
>>215305207firstly i dont believe youand secondly that's not enough people
Anon is currently Listening to Lay Down Sally by Eric Clapton
Long live the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela!
was born in the wrong era me. In a better time I would've been thrown off a cliff as a baby or ostracised from society and left to starve to death in the wilderness
killing yourself is actually pretty hard in the UK. you can hang yourself or jump but those methods are scary
Long queue of men in morph suits waiting to spell out letters as I jork my Ecuadorean Average Penis
>>215305228so that's it then? digital IDs are completely gone now because that number is big?
>>215305207You'd need 9 more people to spell that
>>215305228Don't you have to provide personal details to sign these? 2 million people doing themselves in there
>>215305273Come round back of Tescos and I will gladly separate your head from your shoulders
>>215304851basedcurrently waving baner cymru and singing yma o hyd from the bottom of my heart
got the long season on
>>215305228the entire electorate could sign petitions and they wouldn't back down. they simply do not care about your wishes
over 75 million people in the country and you think a petition with 2 million signatures (guarantee 20% are not even from the uk) is going to do anything? LOL
pooSCREAM
>>215305302um
>banerwow very welsh word that
calling my da an umfish
I must poo and I have no bumhole
>>215305322I like the bit that goes "wah wah WAH"
>>215305329are you Jewish?
>>215305308
>>215304851>oi daffyd you and wmffre go stand under the flag with your backs to me that'll get numbers on facebook
GAY PORN TWERKING
>>215305228this country is so pathetichow about not voting for labour/conservatives every single election for decades until they've destroyed the country and it's too late? was that so difficult? couldn't turn off the eastenders and football for one minute and think about it you fat mongs?
>>215305294>>215305239After taking these posts into consideration I have decided to increase the numbers of my assembled team of morph suit wearing men employed to spell out the letters of certain phrases to at least 30. This means there are some men who will be used as spacing between words, and some men who will simply be "reserve" morph suit wearing men if, at some later time, I decide to spell out a longer phrase. Thank you for your attention.
your BRIT CARD says NO
>>215305365nope he's just an incel
Your digital id will have your entire 4chan post history on it
>>>/g/106713506What's he doing here.
>>215305382no sorry
>>215305408Hope so there's some fucking bangers in there
what does your bellend smell like?
>>215305408how does that work then
>>215304644
>>215305424poo
Anyone know the guy on instagram Jim e brown English guy that does music and tries food and then throws it on the groundSaw him last night at a show and I think I was the only one to recognize him
If George Floyd were a robot he'd be George Droid
>>215305408Got my bennies took off me for posting poo seal
>>215305447normal homosexual experience
>>215305382not sure if you've noticed lad but there's a party that's not conservative or labour that's ahead by 20 percents in the polls right now
>>215305378Love how much it makes you seethe
>>215305273>'Sorry about this, but Susan wants to come with me': Heartbreaking final note left by childless elderly cancer sufferer and his wife before they went on one last walk together and jumped off a cliff, holding handsjust jump off a cliff
>>215305454Despise him ever since he hit the mainstream (over 20k views on YouTube)
send them all back
If Geroge Floyd wanted to shag his own mum he'd be George Freud
>>215305483not good enough, need them gone
>>215305467far too late now
If George Floyd wanted to go boxing he'd be Called George Floyd Mayweather. Or just Floyd Mayweather for short.
>>215305408My dad’s 4chan history
If George Floyd were Welsh he'd be George Lloyd
>>215305468not really seething just think it's a bit performative and gay
Must be nice to be Albanian
>>215305509Are u actually mexican
Losing an argument and just straight killing myself in a room full of people
Me? Outrageously depressed.
If George Floyd was really happy he'd be George Buoyed
wish i was doing something tonightmate just rang me there got my hopes up thought he was looking to go for a drink but he just wanted to chat
>>215305469everyone that survives jumping says as soon as they jumped they regretted it as they were falling through the air
>>215305527Not in the slightest. But I am in Mexico yeah. Sorry if that makes you upset
knowing her fate, /brit/ sent out ships to all corners of the earthon board were the twelve
>>215305456https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758663928617319.mp4
>>215305473He was just by himself the whole time and I got the sense he wanted to talk to me as he kept hovering nearby Didn’t want to be the guy who chatted him up about Instagram shit because it’s obviously just a character
Long live the Russian Federation Long live the peoples republic of China Long live the islamic republic of Iran Long live the democratic peoples republic of koreaLong live the bolivarian republic of Venezuela Long live Palestine
If George Floyd were unnaturally muscular he'd be George Roid
Micky Flanagan has once again mentioned cock. Bent vibes from the lad
>>215305555You should've shooked his bloody hand and said "patriot" to him
If George Floyd were a women he'd be George Foid
wanking to sayakas digital attic, it had to be done
If George Floyd was a natural geographical feature separating two hills with a stream running through him he'd be Gorge Floyd.
>>215305553srwamong
We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now all we do is put our hand in the next guy's pocket
*enters the thread*
if George Floyd were some kind of servile robot he'd be George Droid
If George Floyd lived in space he’d be George Lloyd
>>215305544well don't jump from a survivable height then
If George Floyd were black he'd be George Groid
If George Floyd opened up into a black hole he'd be George Void
>>215305548Doesn’t make me upset. Why u in Mexico for
Such a pathetic display Honestly can't imagine living every day like that
If George Floyd was going to try and get a gym membership he'd be David Lloyd.
If George Floyd were Scottish he'd be George Boyd
>>215305596I didn’t know the lore or his gimmick well enough
im gay porny
wow it's like the kanye west meme which wasn't very funny in the first place
>>215305576Did you really get kicked out of your parents house?
Never get to watch the TV I wanna watch when there's other people about. Can never just stick on The X-Files else everyone gets mad at you
brothers raging because I won’t take him to a party sorry mate but if I’m a virgin you’re gonna stay one too
Sushi is disgusting
If George Floyd was...just thinking of one... hard innit...
If George Floyd worked for domino's pizza he'd be George Noid
>>215305687Long holiday that has lasted 2 years now. Why u in UK for pooflad x
William Joyce is the most underrated figure in British Nationalism.
lads, help me find a nice guitar strap
if George Floyd was black and dead he'd be George Floyd
>>215305523you are just jealous that welsh people can be proud of their heritage
If George Floyd were a slightly bent square he'd be George Rhomboid
>>215305529ktim
>>215305747Take him and I'll shag you
>>215305749it’s not but it’s overrated
went to an indie wrestling show today wondering if its worth converting and posting the videos
music idea
gay pornily going about my business
>>215305793bet I'm not
just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL
>>215305779He died accomplishing fuck all
>>215305802Are you fit
Nick Abbot in 40 minutes Hopefully I get some sleep after that before tomorrow's busy day at the Labour Party Conference
>>215305810Is Poley in the background of any of them?
>>215305831UM x
thinking about this belly erotic me
>>215305408Nothing to fear me really Lots of pro-russia propaganda I guess, but I'm not scared about that
>>215305831ummy
thousands of hymens about to endure violence
yhe flinbleshy
>>215305838He fought for his country.National Socialism was defeated militarily, but not ideologically.
>>215305839Mate you're a virgin you have no right to be so selective
uh oh stinky
wouldn't mind a gf with the personality of /brit/ desubit autistic but very entertaining and fun to be aroundany of you got sisters? we can swap sisters
>>215305842no
Brighton today genuinely looked like an absolute bomb site
heard you want her hymen backha, shut the fuck upheard you want her hymen backnuh uh you can't have that
>>215305779>The scar on Joyce's face split wide open because of the pressure applied to his head upon his drop from the gallowscorr
weird scenes inside the goldmine
Just so fucking sad man cmon Please seek help
>>215305759Because I was born here. Do u shag bare Latinas over there
Any leather jacket wearing communist NKVD man in
>>2153057822nd from top left is best in my opinion
hymen expansions are being administered
redditspacing spazi back at it again on a saturday night
YVAN EHT NIOJ
>>215305925UMMY x
on drugs currently
Anyone else not having the lovely, lovely cans and instead having the bitter, bitter water?
>>215305893I’ll take that as a no?
>spazi
>>215305944spooky subliminal messaging this
>>215305960Yh, doing that every day for the rest of my life.
whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn
>>215305962Yeah it's a no x
>>215305910freak
>>215305953peng
ELBNIB EHY DAER
mad really
>>215305960i have a diet coke if you must know
>>215305982Come on u could’ve just lied and said yeah
*lands a right hook on rorkes face*that one was for George
nigga name dtfic
>>215305993Sovl
>>215305782Middle row, 2nd from right. Blue background. Looks peng.
i find it kind of mentali find it kind of madthe threads in which I'm screaming are the best i've ever hadand diego running circles it's a very verymad thread
yep that’s a silicone butt plug in my arse right now
*lands a right hook on leftypols face*that one was for St. George
george just floyd over me house
>>215305993howling at how retarded leftypol is
dowTc
St George Floyd
>>215306036erm
>>215306041>>215306052are you winning lads
>>215306036oh ummies x
More like derails threads fucking idiot cunt
>>215306075yeh
Strongly wish that when on the rare occasion I visit my extended and only family they would talk to me pleasantly and casually, and not with unspoken pity, as if I am a problem to be solved, and not company to be enjoyed.
The lads
this is the end
um on umlord
researching my next titillating post
Charlie Simpson, Patrick Walker and Isaac Wood collab album would save England
>>215306097've you tried not being a sad cunt?
>>215306097mental how you're going to be in a state home being abused by blacks when you're too old to support yourself
had a beast of a lamb gyro box
sunderCHADS how we feeling
>>215306097have you thought about being less pitiful
Divulging lascivious facts about my relentlessly top shagger lifestyle with an assembly of thirty bright green morph suit wearing fellas.
>>215306097perhaps you shouldnt be a pathetic pitiful runt then
Is 27 pull-ups one set good?
Upsides to the cans tonight: WHAEYYY CANSDownsides to the cans tonight: hangover tomorrow
Doing my nightly affirmations of looming in the mirror and calling myself based
then i willied her fanny up
One dogshit forced meme after another
any suggestions for the next edition?
Trying to remember the last time I logged on /brit/ and Dtfic wasn’t on here having a meltington
>>215306176Can just imagine how shit these “pull-ups” are rn
>>215306116ah yes, a woman hasnt been shaggable for decades.
>>215306212songs from the big chair
>>215306211alri whingey knickers what are you getting your whingey knickers in a twist about tonight
Does /brit/ like progressive metal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUAeR_BWbw0
soogs from the cuck chair
>>215306234All of these terrible posts
Might be going to bed if umposter wants to join and get her batty bruised
>>215306120I don't act sad, or at least I don't feel I do. Guess it's writ upon my face.>>215306123I will retire a multi millionaire so this won't be a problem for me.>>215306158I don't know how. My life has been very unpleasant.
>>215306176ive never attempted a set of pull-ups
Got Radio 4 on I'm as thick as fuck me, can't make head nor tail of what they're banging on about!
I wonder if the girls who send me pictures of their faces or their cute new clothes know that I'm masturbating to these pictures
>>215306273>>215306273>>215306273new
mental how god has a full head of hair, a high salary and is over 6 foot
>>215306260um.. only if we kiss while we do it
>>215306260"umposter" is a 42 year old bald grotesque ogre
>>215306260um
>>215306264haha
>>215306294stop posting so early you freak
>>215306272cant listen to the radio these daysit riles me up
shan't be posting in that, I'll wait for the official new
>>215306337Why?
>>>/soc/34337539found the umposter
Nigga incapable of going a day without a melty
New>>215306398>>215306398>>215306398
Dogshite early DTFIC new on the catalog
Uh oh melty!!
>>215306294alright faggot, lad?Did I rattle you so early you had to make a fake new?>>215306405Good lad
>>215304726That's saying a lot, coz I love horses.
anyone here good at spotting trannies?
>>215306454No idea who you are
>>215306229seethe on fat neek
>>215306398>>215306398>>215306398
Meltdown
>>215306602Please do something else this is just pathetic seeing you act like this
>>215306642HmmmNo
>>215305036They fight in packs. Animal mentality them darkies, y'see. Slanters too.
>>215305408That's ok. I mostly post nonsensical bollocks on /b/.
