Prev >>215317698Sir John A. MacDonald edition
Okay like shut the fuck up chud
thinking about that time that pornhub did an AMA on reddit and even the redditards were like "what's up with the clearly astroturfed incest porn everywhere??"
drove a long way to meet a girl and she stood me up bros feeling really not good atm
>>215335036you meant hasan right
>>215335060Cold comfort at this point, but it’s much better to pursue girls in your own area anyway. Ideally one who lives really close, like less than a kilometre away
>>215335071Both
ultra sex with the sexiest babes in the multiverse
how easy is it to convince your gf or wife to fart in your face?
Black women owe me sex
Do Americans really
Love it when women are walking down the street and look at me then cross the street so they don't interrupt my chad stride
>>215334876When you think about it modern warfare leads to dygenics because your likelihood of surviving isn't as closely tied to your physical skills. A drone bomb doesn't discriminate Whereas ancient warfare you could randomly get killed too but your phsyical condition and agility greatly increased your odds of survival
I'm such a good slave piggy just put me out in the fields and put me to work like the cattle i am
>>215335220One of the many things that makes war terrible is its dysgenic nature.The bravest, most heroic men are often the ones to die.Meanwhile, the soft, cowardly managerial types live on to reproduce and shape society.
Unc started talking bout formula one out of nowhere like stfu nigga
we should deport anyone with a foreskin
>>215335338Sure thing kike
>>215335060Greentext?
Make circumcision, being circumcised, and kosher/halal slaughter felonies. No need to even deport, as they’ll voluntarily leave :)
Watching Markiplier
>>215335354Crazy how little genuine interest libshits have in actual science, while claiming to worship itanything to spite le orangeman
>>215335414no i deserve reparations and the best foreskin-restoring technology for free
@215335388i hate the internet o algo. whatever millenials used to say back then.
>>215335444so trueso checked
>>215335441>Watching Markiplier
>>215335522
Check this out!>shits poopy turds out butt>pisses pee into underwearThat's whats up
Based or cringe?
What the fuck is Markiplier?
>>215335574>comparing illegal trash to cute little pokimonsCringe
>>215335574I wonder if Nintendo will sue
>>215335659Parody is protected under law
Thinking of applying to work in a nursing homehow bad is it? will i have to wipe up old people's poop and piss?idk, a jobs a job I suppose
Hit you with the blick
>>215335775On a side note the chicken at Jollibee is how KFC used to taste
Had an existential crisis last night playing an ai dungeon scp build
Asians (excluding Indians) are cute looking and they dress very niceI think they're the only immigrants I don't mind
just ordered dinner
>>215335775I got the spaghetti and chicken at Jollibee
>>215335867Love a good reuban sandwhich
>>215335574the pokemon shit made this gigacringe
>>215335850well Asians are also the only immigrants who don't ruin things so that's good
>>215335811>tfw too young to ever experience fast food in its heyday
steal my look>demonia platforms $320>dollarama halloween fishnet tights $2
>>215335850only british subhumans refer to indians as asian. no one else on earth does this even indians dont call themselves asians.
>>215335975>Raus damit!>Get it out!LOL auslander raus…
>>215335975Why do Indians look so different? I don't understand how they can be so close to china and yet look like a different speciesi thought black skin evolved to withstand the sun but China exists in the same equatorial region, so why didn't they evolve to look darker
>>215336052Look at Somalis. Why do they look like that?
>>215336052indians are genetically closer to be arabic/european than asian.
>>215335968ok but which platforms
i'll be honest, i love getting just barely constipated. Like just enough to push the poopy out but hard enough that i gotta work for it. The release of the poopy feels nice, dont get me wrong nah nah. But the feeling of a rock hard phalic object slowly pushing up against my good boy spot (prostate) MMMMMM its so good ungh xO its the closest thing to a dick i can get. Problem is i cant get off without smelling poopy. No guy wants to fuck me or poop on me so the closest thing i can get to real pleasure is the feeling of a rock hard poopy sliding against my boy g spot. Sometimes if i can, its even better if i can prairie dog it in and out, back and forth in my ass so it rubs against my g spot. I boy squirt so violently every time, i love my poopies
>>215336115Demonia SLACKER-165
>>215335975>>215336052I didn't used to hate indians, but holy shit they're so nastyI once went on a bus and this old sikh got on next to me and starts eating dip and takes off his shoesit's like an entire race of people that have zero sense of decorum or hygieneIndian girls are kind of cute though thats the only thing ill say positive about them
>>215336171spinny would wear those for sure
>>215336199those are men's
>>215336212no they're not and even IF they were it doesn't matter to my statement
>>215336177>Indian girls are kind of cuteI’ve never been to India, but the ones who come to Canada are really unattractive. There’s the odd one who’s okay looking, but they’re few and far between. It’s like trying to find geniuses in some African country with an average IQ of 65; on the extreme tail of the bell curve.
>>215336171>vegan leatherclown emoji
>>215336243>on the extreme tail of the bell curve.ok but if you just import MILLIONS of them it'll be worth it to find the handful of cute ones/actual engineers right
friendberg said he'd download the game i made but it still says no new downloads.
>>215336323just get AI to play it for you
>>215336243Some Jeetas are hotI live in a university town and i saw these jeetas in their jeeta outfits showing midriffpopped a bonerStill hate saars tho
>>215336232they're men's, they only come in men's sizes
I don’t give a fuck! I don’t even care bro.
>>215335775what is this in reference to
This is a phone number if you want to crank call it 7084961859
Breakfast burritos make my tongue physically ache after I eat them. It literally hurts to eat a breakfast burrito.
>>215336407I don't
>>215336407
This one goes out to all my cummies :)
>>215336488COPE SOLUTIONS
>>215336423Allergic reaction? That's weird
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>215336346If you knock up a jeeta, you’ll make a saar
>>215336510Do breakfast burritos usually contain sausage? Sausages usually do that too me too. I can't eat hotdogs because of it.I don't think it's an allergic reaction because it goes away after 10 minutes or so.
Jiggle jiggle
>>215336504Dubs and I jerk off to this
>>215336553I have some tricks up my sleeve (clothes wire)
i don't deserve to feel bad. i'm a good man
Mfs really ouchea with names like Brilyn
>spend all day at desk doing homework>back hurtsThis is bullshit. All I did was sit around all weekend, so why does my back hurt? I worked out on Thursday, and I felt just fine the next day.
There’s a girl at a shake place that’s extra talkative to me and is cute. She’s probably just being nice but now I’m in love
Do you love this Toronto train station?
>>215336558Yeah they often do>Sausages usually do that too me too. I can't eat hotdogs because of it.>I don't think it's an allergic reaction because it goes away after 10 minutes or so.Google said it could be because processed meats like sausage, and hotdogs, have lots of nitrates and histamines
>>215336704its cause your unc ass old and busted
>>215336704It’s almost as if a sedentary lifestyle is bad for you
>>215336717The girls at fast food places are often extremely hotI used to go into this one Pollo Loco where this cute hispanic girl with big eyes worked the register
Not gonna lie, I’m not enjoying doom 3 all that much. The shooting is very dated and just feels like shit
I never heard a good asian before https://youtube.com/shorts/cOFErBhu0hQ?si=FjVDyJDuJ8c3XgTz
>>215336722This is you
>>215336787Hood* kek
My motorcycle was making a weird noise when I rode home from work this morning. I'm scared bros, what if it's dying
Gonna replay all the call of duty campaigns on hardened again
>>215336504aww thanks
Reminder to the young African American gentlemen in cum:You aint gotta like it cuz the hood gone luv itWatching young niggas show they ass in publicYou aint gotta like it cuz the hood gone luv it
Lmao Dr Dre before he was a rapper https://youtube.com/shorts/vBm1KdP2VK0?si=WlvEz8FUALDdblKk
>>215336843so take it to the mechanic
Shit fuck fart balls
Realistically, if you work a fulltime job and also care about your health (eating healthy and exercising) you have almost zero free time
>check engine light on car>continue to ignore it for weeks>start car today and it's goneThis is the power of ignoring a problem. I'm so good at this
>>215336899Carlin would say this and boomers would shit their pants with laughter
Listen! Listen! I may suck but it was your mother that taught me how!
>>215336880Why pay someone to do something I can do myself? Anyway, it sounds like it may be a main bearing. If that's what it is, it's more than the cost of the bike to get it fixed. I could do the job myself for relatively little in parts, but it's not a fun one
Why did crt tvs smell so good
>>215336874Everyone knows he started out as a DJ faggot
You're what they call a real cum dumpster
Another Patriot victory. This is the season mark my words
>>215337117The Panthers are terrible
>>215337155MARK. MY. WORDS.
>>215337238You me and lums bra
last digit of this post is how many times i fap in the next hour
>>215337316six times? better get to it bucko.if you don't do it the universe will punish you
Girl wants to go clubbing with me next week. Any advice?? I've never gone clubbing before.
>>215337417wear so much cologne she can sniff you out by scent aloneok but for real you HAVE TO GO ON THE DANCEFLOOR with her if you pussy out like some retard you will have failed the shittest
Confess.
>>215337501I’m fuckin chinese
I have been ghosted about 4 times
>>215337501not sure if i should exist
if rape is so wrong why do women want it?
>>215337558They only want it from chad
>>215337558it’s erotic as a fantasy but few people actually enjoy it and seek it out
have you guys ever had a good therapist? im a little nervous about talking to someone that im paying
>>215337631/cum/ is my therapist
>>215337501I’m smoking weed
>>215337558
>>215337646mine too but its getting hard
motherberg refuses to simply call an hvac tech so we’re roasting while she fucks around with a thermostat that she doesn’t understand even doe i told her it’s a problem with the unit
>>215337668why
>>215337631I just google my problems and read related articles and booksnot diagnosed but Im pretty sure it’s AVPD
>>215337553lame ahh confession, try again
>>215337680Hose down your condenser and replace the capacitor with the power off. I'd say 40% chance that fixes it
eARGASM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRLoVmPeLU
>>215337651Bro same
>>215337501I’m over my drink limit for the week and I’m about to drink more anywayNext week will be my week
Americans should just stop paying for public education. Let India and China train all the doctors and engineers and just give a golden visa to them. It's literally cutting billions of dollars in waste keeping the schools open and the teachers and administrators employed.
>>215337631I'm afraid to talk to a therapist and share my feelings because I'm afraid I'll be committed
I am Catholic and against race-mixing I am filled with rage whenever I see people of a different tribe dating each other
>>215337779>>215337794>>215337811>>215337822>>215337826Okay
>>215337811ok you do it first and we'll see how well it works out, since you already have a massive jeet population in ganada
If we raise taxes everywhere all the conservatives will leave the country
>>215336273most leather is vegan leather, it's more durable, nowadays real leather is specified as "genuine leather"
>>215337920so you mean fake leather
Have you ever been to Woonsocket, Rhode Island
Chill Sundayhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=OtcgB5wMknQ
>>215337933yes, fake leather is made better these days than genuine leather,
>>215337845Shut the hell up
>>215337958I got hassled by some 6'6" dude that reeked of fucking cigarettes, I was just pumping gas and he rolled up in a clapped out pickup truck and kept asking me dumb shit like if I'm a Chinese spy
Calling plastic "vegan leather" is the funniest thing animal rights activists ever did
I am Catholic and against race-mixingI am filled with rage whenever I see people of a different tribe dating each other
>>215337631Just become an alcoholic or a shoplifterTherapy is faggy
>>215337631i changed like 10 therapists and only one of them was good
>>215338001Were you ready to break out your white tiger kung fu, zhong?
>>215337845*heems you*
maybe catcalling women from a vehicle is actually good entry level way of getting game
>>215337501I am a misanthrope.
>>215338039Generally when an American is talking to me I always feel like a gun is being pointed at me and I have to say "black lives matter" to get out of it
>>215338001>kept asking me dumb shit like if I'm a Chinese spyUh well are you?
I’m wearing a Michael Vick jersey. I’m going wiggermode.
I get the feeling RI and Delaware are similar in that they are both small states full of degenerates and junkies
>>215338001how do you know he was 6'6 if he was in his car?
>>215338049I used to honk at women all the time but I stopped because it made a car behind me that I didn't even realize was tailgating me freak out one time >>215338082Good stay out
>>215338049It's the thirdie waythere are things thirdies know better than usTheir mystic souls hold all kinds of secrets
>>215338098Aristotle is British?
Hylics seethe when i say this but i am the king of the universe. I am the alpha and the omegaAll who come to cum, come through me. I am the first and the last. Ye who believe in me shall be spared in the coming daysLet the seething commence
>>215338102
>>215338152
there's nothing wrong with dog fighting. it's wholesome entertainment for the whole family
ngl, im kinda sheepy
>>215338098Shakespeare was a faggot. If shakespeare was alive today he'd be a furry who takes it up the ass
>>215338154Kek
>>215338152Cool, can I get a Dr pepper?
Plato is much more interesting than Snoreistotle
>>215338152alri lil bro, just put the fries in the bag
>>215337460I promise I will but fair warning I don't know how to dance. I remember I got asked to dance at a bar before and it was unbelievably ass.Officially my plans are we're both drunk and I start saying some horny shit. Her usual outfit shows some fat cleavage and I've been insofar keeping my dick from taking the wheel and saying a nuclear ick her way
aristotel believed it's good to start doing something on thursday
>>215338375What did he say about /cum/day
>>215338375No he didn't
If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
Normalfags discovered aniki and made an absolute banger of a gachihttps://youtu.be/NdqbI0_0GsM
>>215338420maybe
>>>/a/282632867Made one.
who's edgier: National Socialist Traditional Catholics or National Socialist pagans?
Alejandro Kirk is a beast woooo!
post sheep
how come the sun is so hot but so far away
had a fever all weekend. just took a scalding hot shower, made some hot cocoa, and am now laptop posting in bed bundled up with fans going and the thermostat on 68
>>215338420Shut the fuck up babadook ass. Blair witch type creepy Ben drowned son of a bitch. Go back to The Mist!!!!!!!
>>215338270knowing how to dance isn't important. the important thing to her is that you go out and dance with her. the other tip...is that if she shows any inclination of grinding on you don't shy away. I see guys do that sometimes, the girl turns around and puts her butt in his crotch and he kinda backs up. just lean into it cause she'll remember get as drunk as you need to
>>215338579Thanks coach. I'm gonna make you proud :*)
>>215338547
Why does stuff like this make americans cum so hard? https://youtu.be/xbiDrzTd8fE?si=2rQT5l7zaP4s9N5wPeople treat this sort of scene like they're viewing some esoteric knowledge about existence
>>215338615kyoot.
https://voca.ro/12WgssVNaEea
>>215338615Animals are based
Would you?
Orangeman fixed the TikTok security issue
watchin destiny
>>215338547https://youtu.be/_pDTiFkXgEE?t=44
>>215338707Nice what's the cuckold faggot meth head up to?
This is literally me right now
>>215338707People still play that shit?
>>215338747Inspirational how he went on to still do great things
You look like this
>>215338613get you some make us proud
>>215338777In still angry he killed all of his kids at the end. They didn’t deserve that
>>215338788I look like this
>>215338788no I look like this
I look like this
Reading about Rudolf Hess, I feel bad for him
ate too much today and yesterday and the two days before that but tomorrow i’ll lock in
>>215338700Best behavior is boring. Everyone wants good enough behavior, not best behavior.
>>215338807nigga do you even know what the soviets did after the war?mass genocide of the german population
Something like 70% of u.s spending is from the top 20%Is this sustainable?
I just find it dumb how the majority of celebrities are democrats, and regular democrat people are just like "I'm so thankful that our celebrity millionaire elites have the best interests of the middle class in mind".
>>215338882Sure why not?
>>215338882It's 10% off from fitting perfectlyDoable, I reckon
>>215338872The nazi scum had it coming
>>215338898These are men
>>215338926i highly doubt that
>>215338892>I'm so thankful that our celebrity millionaire elites have the best interests of the middle class in mind".Dems worship celebrities and journalists They are the priest class of the left
Just found out British people are arrested for comments against migrants and muslims on social media.
>>215338417my brother-in-law told me he did
>>215338972Isn't Canada the same?
An Iraqi war veteran was the one who shot up the church
>>215338997No
Yabba Dabba Doo!
>>215338872I bet they did nazi that coming!
>>215338908>>215338807so he was right about the yid commies kys
>>215339028He was VERY right about them.
>>215337898you could confiscate all the wealth (literally impossible to do with how most modern wealth is stored) of all the billionaires in the nation and dump it right into the federal government and it would fund the country for about 7 months before running dry. then we are back at square 1 and also no longer have a scapegoat.its not a taxation problem
>>215339028>I’m sad he killed his white children for no reason >kys Modern wignats everyone
Love when americans complain about foreigners and then turn around and some whitey nutcase makes some terrorist level shit
what did jewish peasants in eastern europe have to do with the rothschilds and such characters
>>215339048yeah but libshits don't actually CARE about the whole "funding the government" thing they just want to destroy successful people.
>>215339079What does one have to do with the other Does the existence of whites committing crimes automatically mean all foreigners are good? Genuine subhuman logic
>>215337117Q predicted this
>>215339079are you mr. pendejo?
>>215339079Why are you insecure about being brown?
>>215338828What is he doing so late outside?
xdddd
all of this foreigner against native bullshit would be solved if we had open borders
I need a bitch to fumble her big tits all over my cock
>>215339148Redditjeet tier bait
lol the female restroom has this sign at my job
>>215339131he was having a banger night out with the boys
boogers are solid black rn
>>215339169KITTIN!
>>215339163not an argument
>>215339117>all foreigners are goodYes bro that's EXACTLY what I said...
>>215339003MAGA are all insane terrorist rats
>>215339167Are foids also required to clean up the dilation station for trans employees and guests?
>>215339213Then what did you mean by foreigners? For that matter what did you mean by Americans? Speak clearly spic. Very few Americans think all legal immigration is bad
>>215339110Why do you suck up to billionaires?Pathetic servile trash
White people = goodbrown pipo = badsimple as!
Sometimes I throw my cat across the room onto the couch like a watermelon and he comes running back to me for a few more tosses
>>215339258So true
Oh is it politics o’clock already? Is it time for politicsguys?*fires a fastball shit out of my ass like a potato cannon*
>>215339226Thankfully we have no troon employees here
>>215339048Good thing hardly anyone advocates for taking all wealth
>>215339248because people like you are degenerate, worthless trash who only want to destroy things and make the world worse because you're insane retards.
>>215339258White "people" are resentful proto terroristsBrown people are revitalizing the soul of this nation with their hard work and trad spirit
I missed triggering white kids!Gonna come back in few hours
Have apple tree in my backyard, free organic apples
>>215339264>Sometimes I throw my cat across the room onto the couch like a watermelon>like a watermelonwhat
We had a troon employee and the woman workers had him let go because he made them uncomfortable, and the manager was happy because there was a bunch of shit the tranny couldn't do because of "medical reasons" o algo. Honestly the only thing that matters with tranny's is that they pass, then everyone will just treat them normal, but most of the time they don't have the self awareness and just end up as weird abominable freaks
>>215339293Pure projection No one is more degen than the ultra richThat's why they all pal around on their pedo islands
>>215339337yeah sure whatever you say retard
>>215339360
I had a mtf trans coworker and his (her) boobs just wouldn’t stop growing. They got so big and I didn’t think they would get any bigger. But then there was another growth spurt and they got SO much bigger. Her (his) boobs got so big and round that sometimes it seemed like they might burst right through the shirt!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/30/northwestern-antisemitism-training-pro-israel-groups
>>215339360Bootlickers like you worship degen pedo jews What's up with that?
your trolling is boring, go back to bluesky
i have a couple trans coworkers since i work a deadend retail job, one of them is a hulking gamestop ghoul who has to constantly wear a mask that says "SHE/HER" otherwise no one even knows they're a tranny
>>215339079It’d be a lot easier to solve internal issues without endless external pressure squeezing every ounce of energy out of our public services.
The only trans person I knew in college tried to become a girl but there was a science accident and he became chinese instead
>>215339453A femboy came into my job a couple weeks ago and he was dropping very obvious signals but my damn manager was leveling the shelf a couple feet away from us.
about to poo
>>215339493ok what IS up with that weird shark that all the troons like
>>215339324I'm assuming he meant underhand with both arms rather gently as you might throw a watermelon on a couch so as to not break itStill a very weird way of putting it
>>215339324I assume he means throwing the cat Africanly
So what’s the consensus on the KOTH
just poo'd
Fascinating but also kind of obvious to me?
>>215339590What's the consensus on Blackpink's Jump?
>>215339671I don’t know what that is
>>215339635Uh oh… stinky…
Rage against the machine was always crypto commie
>>215339671I lowkey fucc wit it
>>215339775How about rape against the machine
>>215339501Just like my marvel movies, that's epic science
>absolutely abhorrent post
>>215339812Make the new
>>215339836no you do it
>>215339842>>215339842New
>>215339493Trannies make foids seethe that's why I love themChuds need to wake up and realize that trannies have always been allies to our cause
NEW>>215339849
Can you build a permanent structure in your mind