happy little lambjoyful
lads
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
I remember when Deliveroo riders used to be almost entirely white students I wonder why they stopped?
mad how bioroasties are perfectly happy to mock 'incels' and do anything they can to keep them away from them, but then get angry when we go for robo-girls afterwards
>>215482104Looks like a goat
Was having so much fun I hadn't even noticed the post count
>>215482017>egg cellrequires a woman donor>embryorequires a woman to carry>skin celldoesn't require a man, donor can be either sexSorry Rorke, this makes men obsolete, not women.
>>215482134Cor those days were kino
think I have mouth cancer but I won’t be going to the doctors though
Rorke positively seething because the new Archbishop of Canterbury is a woman
MtG is for incels and freaks Pokémon trading card game is too complicated but the art on the cards is niceYu-Gi-Oh is the card game of choice for shaggers such as myself
>>215482136Would not enjoy cuddling with robo gf
I'm not releigious what does this mean lol
desperate for a response aren’t you
>>215482164Rorke's "orthodox" nowHe's learning Koine Greek
>>215482154By the time you get an appointment it would be too late
>>215482151Watch out he'll reply to you saying 'he was right (meaning himself) and you are wrong' to try and save face!
>>215482138there is some similarity between sheep and goats, yes
>>215482154My dad had mouth cancer and instead of going to the doctors he tried to cut it out of his mouth with a BIC razor. It was only picked up at a dentist appointment month afterwards and the late diagnosis likely factored into his death
just did a poo so large it was frankly obscene
why can't we do this?
Anything that hastens the demise of religion is a good thing
>>215482164>>215482169It was incredibly obvious they were going to do this. Im surprised it wasnt a black woman though desu.
so how many fannys have you shagged lads
>>215482208we did, you bellend, it's called the Fens
What did PoliticsUK mean by this
>>215482151lol, stellar reading ability you have there champ(meanwhile, bioroasties totally not seething)>>215482167she doesn't really need to have a metallic outer-casingit'll be tailored i expect>>215482196meds asap
>>215482208Don't have the ambition any more. Remember before the chinkflu when Boris was talking about building a bridge across the Irish Sea and all that stuff, people just laughed
>>215482164no i'm not because the CoE isn't real
>>215482198Lambs here dont have hanging down ears. Goats kids do
>>215482223Rorke and Leftypol
sucking a jellied eel
>>215482251rorke and leftypol
>>215482231Reeves and Cooper aren't Jewish are they?
>>215482241Because thats retarded. Expensive and un economical
>>215482201
>>215482234>supports the murder of unborn children>screeches about how all of their problems are caused by the men who DON'T rape them and want to punish rapists and for them to report rapists>SHOCKED AND FLABBERGASTED that such men think "well I could just build a robot that acts like a nice woman" or "well I could just talk to a pretty AI video woman who is nice to me"
>>215482285idiotic fat yank clown
off to bed
Corr imagine your roboGF stroking your bollocks and then suddenly she increases her grip strength to 50 billion tonnes per square inch
>>215482169She's the new head of the Church of England I think>>215482245The CoE is real. And it's better than C*tholicism because the CoE allows its clergy to marry and have kids. C*tholic clergy shouldn't be forced into celibacy - forced celibacy is wrong and unnatural.
>>215482301:/
>>215482251Why have they framed a big pie dish?
>>215482311is that what you’re taking from this image
The Jamaican fella had to have some aspirin. Why's that? [F.D.]
>>215482289QED
i wonder what Jihad the Syrian’s motive was
>>215482260For me, it's the border leicester
>>215482331Fred Dhurts
Just wanked
The cronem
>>215482303thatd crush my pecker methinks
>>215482299>unborn>murder/childrenpick one
>>215482164>>215482169Does anyone other than geriatrics even attend CofE congregations anymore?
>>215482340Would get bullied mercilessly in sheep school
>>215482289it would be grand and beautifulmoney better spent there than on invaders
Mad how we're an island nation with basically no transport links between different partsWe should have high-speed underground rail to the Isle of Man but instead we spend money on trauma workshops for black lesbians
>>215482369I had to go 3 (three) times in order to get married in my local church, have never been since
Are sheep just fluffy domesticated goats then?
>>215482383Mad how dull you are
>>215482136>>215482340Which way, Western man?
>>215482403fucking UM
>>215482383Who's going to build the rail links if not the healed black lesbians?Think rorke, think!
Mad how we're supposed to pretend they're our equals
Iain Dale says there has been a “open season” on Jews in the UKNot sure how he got to that conclusion
>>215482369Africans, people trying to get their kids into a decent (free) school and radical muslims that pretend to be christian so the vicar will write them a nice letter or recommendation
>>215482234I've read and understood the actual Nature Communications paper instead of the popsci regurgitation you posted.
>>215482391me when the mrs puts my fancy knives in the dishwasher again
He's right. There is absolutely no transport to the Isle of Man
mental how were born just to scran fannymental we just eat and sleep everyday until we're allowed to scran fanny its not right
>>215482299we must teach young boys to use local modelsif your wife is proprietary, you are a cuck>>215482363>least psychopathic bioroastie
Where the fuck is DiegoHe hasn't been here for around a month at this point
>>215482231Remember when the IDF deliberately killed 3 Brits in Gaza and the government said they wouldn't condemn it until the Israelis investigated itWe are occupied
Okay fine I'll save the image
>>215482414It's been open season on white kids for decades but we're not supposed to look back in anger
>>215482363Hang yourself, abortion demon.
>>215482446um
why is he crying about not being able to travel to a island of men?
>>215482369Yes, I know at least 3 young married couples who go to CofE churchesWeirdly two of them are white male jeet female relationships
I can't stand it when watching porn and the guy has a weird style to jerk off on woman's face. It really turns me off.
hell is empty and all the demons are here
>>215482380>primarily because of immense engineering challenges, including the depth and width of the Irish Sea, the turbulent weather, and the presence of unexploded munitions in the Beaufort's Dyke. These factors, coupled with high costs and questions about the project's economic viability and the location's suitability for major trade hubsIt doesnt make sense to do it and where would it be too and from?
>>215482383Our country's productivity benefits when we include Brits of all ethnicities, but you choose to ignore that, sit in your smelly bedroom, and seethe about brown people
Get Greater Romania established
at what age did you lose your virginity lads
>>215482487Yawn.
>>215482288reeves looks like one
>>215482481Catford station?
>>215482487It doesn't actually
>>215482414On Sky last night they were simultaneously talking about how dangerous anti-semitism is and also how this is the first time in literal decades someone has been murdered for being Jewish, they don't even try to hide it
>>215482503i’m a 23 year old virgin and i’ve resolved that if i don’t lose it by the time i’m 24 i will kill myself. have a plan and everything
>>21548250316 like a good law-abiding citizen
>>215482201Sorry to hear that
>>21548250314
>>21548250329 KHHV me never kissed let alone shagged a fanny in fact never even seen a fanny in the flesh me only seen fannies on a screen
>>215482383Railway construction costs in this country are twelve times higher than in Germany.Twelve. Times.
>>215482503>>215482523yeah same 16 too, the normal British lad experience
>>215482418
>>215482383>We should have high-speed underground rail to the Isle of Man Why? What possible reason would there be for that
>>215482537Why's that then
Hope the Jews aren't looking back in anger
>>215482558People have rights here
>>215482488you opening your batty to the chief of the gherkin again? x
was planning on bringing a certificate to the military commissariat today but just can't be arsed
>>215482534what a life
>>215482578need the bird first
>>215482548it's the kind of shit aspies come out with because they approach everything in life like an autism simulator map gamelogic and reason ironically doesn't enter into it, they just want to imagine the big choo-choo
Japanberg blowing up all their bridges and tunnels because there's no reason to bother really is there
Terrified Ivan clutching his certificate to his chest as a big dog starts barking at him
Don't look back in angerI heard Rorke say
Would you go back and tell your younger self something important that could change the way you turned out boys? What would that be
>>215482616bizarre post
>>215482388Kek what a joke>>215482417Ah yes the parents who suddenly become interested once their kids turn 3>>215482456There's a few jeets at my catholic church too
>>215482626no I love the way I turn out boys
>>215482593Shut up diego you miserable little cunt
Don't look back in Poo SealDon't look back in Poo SealI heard Rorke say....
>>215482648this didn’t hit
>>215482651swing and a miss with your extremely low quality nonsense catchphrase
>>215482075timmy busted that head smoove opennun luh waves could do to cushion that LOLtek it tek it
>>215482642Why do you go to catholic church
>>215482660me when I find a random dart on the floor of the pub
>>215482445I remember Tommy Robinson mocking me those Brits that were killed, I think 1 or 2 of them were veterans
>>215482679Because I'm a grotty incel chud
>>215482679Oh I don't I just look in through the window
Need to get changed soon as got an appointment at 12:00 pm
Ah yes
desperately trying to get a response switching between characters isn’t he
>>215482713I tried that once but the glass was all stained
its just not right is it
>>215482632Can you just go on /r9k/ or something Crying all day (and it will be all day) about how much an incel you are is a tedious trait
>>215482731swing and a miss
New news just dropped
>>215482759so rorke was discovered
>>215482732Oh ZING!
Talking like Internet Historian after watching Internet Historian
don’t get me wrong what happened yesterday was awful but why are there certain politicians and influencers who are outraged by this but couldn’t care less about 60,000 civilians being killed in Gaza
>One of victims killed in Manchester attack was hit by police gunfire, chief constable sayserm whoops lol
>>215482795>bad thing happen>but have you considered...le gaza
>>215482750you have been seething about me for hours on end lmaojust calm down ok kitten? why are you so nervous?
Reposting my roast chicken
*knock knock*Hello mate, Thomas is it? Let’s have a look at that computer shall we.>your mum: *ohh let him in! Would you like a tea or coffee*
>>215482793buy an ad
>>215482786Get them defunded
>>215482786Ffs lolWe have the worst police in the world
*lures Diego back to /brit/ with a trail of ABBA photos*
>>215482812did you fuck some garlic into it
>>215482812phwoar
>>215482793/brit// B R I T /what IS /brit/?
>us police>take 77 minutes to stop hiding at the entrance>uk police>take 7 minutes to shoot someone who isn't the attacker
>>215482786Was the police far right?
shit fuck he's got bombs on 'im, which one do I shoot?>the foreign looking one with the beard!right, gotcha*shoots the jew*>yeah okay fair
>>215482809Not really just seems weird how some people are having a meltdown over 2 people being killed (one seems to be killed by police) but 60,000 civilians doesn’t bother them
>>215482558Among other factors, Russia-tier corruption like HS2 Ltd saying its employees are overpaid due to living and working in London, giving them millions in redundancy payments, then instantly rehiring them "in Birmingham" at the same salary as before. Without even requiring them to be in Birmingham.
>>215482866Chelsea are going to rape your lot tomorrow :-)
is THIS /brit/?
>>215482871More British than any racist
>>215482786Lol
Brad Lee Walsh
>>215482882who the fuck do you think you're talking to
big Manchester United win incoming tomorrow, turning it around
>One of the victims killed in a terrorist attack at a synagogue in Manchester was shot by police, it emerged today. Another injured worshipper, who remains in a serious condition in hospital, also suffered a gunshot wound.>Both had been standing behind the synagogue door at the time. Not the police's faultNEXT
>>215482868Hundreds of thousands of civilians?
>>215482260there is variation among sheepsome have longer and floppier ears
>>215482871Done them
>>215482866Mad that they just locked the doors and he was basically flummoxed by this and couldnt do anything
alri
>>215482922Schmalz got Oscar Pistorius'd
>>215482786>panorama film drops>manchester decides to start wiping out yids in retaliationoh it's on now chaps
>>215482786FUCK THE POLICE
>>215482922social media AI not say this so it not true!!
>>215482260here's a lamb with floppy ears seelittle fella on the left
Don't care about any of it, just tired of seeing them
>>215482926Defaid
>>215482957that's a bedlington terrier chancer trying to scam some milk
Storm Amy all over my bollocks
If storm Amy is fit I say let her in
So the police killed one of the Jews yesterday and also shot another one non-fatally. So the police response caused more casualties than the attacker himself LOL coppers are fucking retards
>His love was the key that opened my thighs Wish Deegs was here to decipher these TayTay lyrics for us dumb-dumbs
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>It is currently believed that the suspect, Jihad Al Shamie, was not in possession of a firearm and the only shots fired were from GMP's Authorised Firearms Officers as they worked to prevent the offender from entering the synagogue and causing further harm to our Jewish community. It follows therefore, that subject to further forensic examination, this injury may sadly have been sustained as a tragic and unforeseen consequence of the urgently required action taken by my officers to bring this vicious attack to an end.>We have also been advised by medical professionals that one of the three victims currently receiving treatment in hospital, has also suffered a gunshot wound, which is mercifully not life threatening. It is believed that both victims were close together behind the synagogue door, as worshippers acted bravely to prevent the attacker from gaining entry.The Americans are going to laugh at us
>>215482974Kek
I want to spaff in a cute brunette with a big ass is it too much to ask for?
>uk recognises Palestine>uk police immediately start gunning down jews in synagogueswow
>>215482922>Both had been standing behind the synagogue door at the time.mongoloids
>>215483031I’ve done this to many cute brunette lasses
>>215482922No you don't understand the police are supposed to have x-ray vision
>>215483024Ah well at least jews arent a very litigious people im sure an apology will suffice
Starmer's wife genuinely looks monged out on something
*waits for a deliveroo scooter to drive past a synagogue**unloads a 12 bore through the window*
do you have an outfit notebook to record how many times you've worn each item of clothing lads?
No amount of propaganda will make me see them as equal
>>215483072she needs to be drugged to be anywhere near that boring bastard
>>215483043I suspect they were barring the door so the paki couldn't get in
>>215482612More of a poo seal man myself
>>215483080no that's autistic
>>215483080Never done a days work in her life
>>215483080Taken after she'd just had both hands right up my bum
>>215483080I would for 1 million subs yeah
>>215483055yeah they're not the type to keep a grudge
>>215483082homeAloneeveryfridayNight ..I can`tBelieve !!
>>215483087Ktim
>>215483043They were holding the door to stop him going inside.
>>215483085Ever heard of a lock?
On the news they were warning that if Jews don't feel safe in Britain they might leave
>>215483080I want to glaze her face with my putrid, fetid spunk
I felt this lads
We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Patricia Routledge a.k.a. Hyacinth Bucket off Keeping Up Appearances.
sandwich where pritt patel and penny mordaunt are the slices of bread and i am the filling
>>215483134why are they like this
>>215483080keep getting vids on my tiktok fyp of a scottish lady who looks a bit like this who does loch swimming blogslooked her up on a leak site and yep, on the 'fanshappens every time
>>215483087
iaacgtm
>>215483134like fuck they willit will be like picking the final ticks off a long-dry corpse
>>215483152felt that lad's what?
>>215483134Nice to have somewhere else to go huh
>>215483082best post youve ever made
>>215483126Fire safety wouldnt allow it
>>215483155Mumberg loves her, she'll be gutted
>>215483099corr imagine this shovel up your arrus
>One of the victims killed in a terrorist attack at a synagogue in Manchester was shot dead by police, it emerged today.
>>215483234writes like a child
>>215483234Exgf had club thumbs, absolutely grand for massages
>>215483234what kind of freak plans their clothes like this>dungareesoh right that kind of freak
>>215483155She said Bucket like bouquet to sound posh
>>215483234What a frivolous life
>>215483234For me, without even seeing it, it's the check pinafore
>>215483155
>>215483234Women write so daintily it makes me want to punch them
nth for the holodem
>>215483295LOVE these
>>215483234that's a manly hand
anyone who thinks ruby granger has never worked before has clearly never tried getting to 1m subs. It’s far harder than delivering Tesco or call centre
arse lad night
>>215483271Yeah well done mate :)
*delivers call centre*
>>215483295I 100%ed this and you unlock a new paint job for the rover
>>215483234she could milk you dry with those
>>215483155>it's realRIP my mum loves keeping up appearances
>>215483312mhm
>>215483354she loves keeping up apairatits an' all
>>215483303what's the plan for the day lad?
>>215483303is ao back yet?
church of england appointing an irish diaspora woman to be their head
>>215483332What a hideous cunt
In ten years or so all the good celebrities left will be dead and we'll just be left with zoomers and blackies
lots to poo
>>215483332She still won't shag you LOL (now you'll lie and say you would not lose your virginity to her)
millennials be like >don’t be heckin’ racist!!
>>215482164Christianity 1.0 = Saul of TarsusChristianity 2.0 = Martin Luther, ProtestantismChristianity 3.0 = Jean-Jacques Rousseau, liberalismChristianity 4.0 = Karl Marx, bolshevismChristianity 5.0 = Frankfurt SchoolChristianity 6.0 = BLM, LGBT etcThe first shall be the last and the last shall be the first.
Mickey Pearce died yesterday Hyacinth Bucket dies today Which comedy legend are we losing tomorrow, Super Hans?
>>215483404>good celebritiesThat's an oxymoron and so are you
>>215483389CoE is a false church I’m glad God is destroying it
>>215483379Dossing about >>215483386No...
>>215483448No it isn'tYou're a twat
>>215483439I'm a millennial and I'm extremely racist
David Jason much be on death watch and don’t get me started on attenborough
Diego is not posting in protest of the Church of England
>>215483425damn it is easy to rile you upthe insecurity is off the charts
>>215483457God isnt real mate
>>215483457oh right why's he destroying all churches then
>>215483366
>>215483447Andy Parsons
>>215483465that’s problematic actually
If a women is single after 40 there’s a very good reason for it.Even her safe backup beta male wouldn’t have her good grief
>>215483459oh that's a shame. heard she had mental health so that's probably why
At toil and theres nothing to do
>>215483491Catholic and Evangelical churches are flourishing and seeing a rise in followers, the biggest increase being among young people between 18 and 30.
>>215483493he will be baked
>>215483516I think these ladies had better start sorting out some retirement plans that don't involve the Bank of Hubby
mad how it’s all reversing now and the new generation are openly being told to be racist by the influencers of today. We’ve come a long way
that's my plan reallywait until women are aging and desperate and will take even a horrible rat human hybrid like myself
Actress Dame Patricia Routledge, known for playing Hyacinth Bucket in classic TV sitcom Keeping Up Appearances, has died at the age of 96, her agent has said.A true British icon.
>>215483516Tell them directly on Tattle Life. Stop being an incel coward.
Why would you make a video about that
>>215483540>Catholic and Evangelical churches are flourishing and seeing a rise in followersNo. No they're not.
just had one of those splattery explosion diarrhoea shits that look like someone got shot in the head, courtesy of last night’s HSP
>>215483440What about Arianism? The Schism? The second Council of Nicaea?
>>215483155>We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Patricia Routledge a.k.a. Hyacinth Bucket off Keeping Up Appearances.Too sad to post properly
>>215483568neither rorke or leftypol knows who that is
>>215483565what a life. Will you have never experienced a young women in her prime?
>>215483516i'd shag them
>>215483493Foxberg on a mad one
>>215483604oh no i was a shagger at school, just peaked early
>>215483588Shut up retard, Keeping Up Appearances is a /brit/ staple. You shouldn't be here if you haven't seen it
>>215483440What about Wabbabism? The schnoobly? The wizzimwazza of bibblyboo?
>>215483570>interacting with deranged foids
>>215483635don’t be heckin racist
>>215483636scrimdabbydoodling
Why can’t women just dress conservatively and submit to male authority?
>>215483635r/CasualUK ahh post
>>215483583Yes they are.>The rising church attendance in England and Wales by younger people was illustrated in a Bible Society and YouGov report called the Quiet Revival in April, which surveyed 13,146 adults in November 2024.>It found that Christians who go to church at least once a month make up 12% of the total population, up from 8% in 2018. For people aged 18-24, the proportion had risen to 16% from just 4% in 2018, making this age group the second most likely to go to church regularly after those aged 65 and over. >The increase has been particularly pronounced among younger men, 21% of whom say they are regular churchgoers versus 12% of women aged 18-24.>Catholicism is now more popular than Anglicanism in the 18-34 age group of churchgoers, with 41% identifying as Catholic, up from 22% in 2018, and compared with the 20% who say they are Anglican, down from 30%.https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/catholicism-spreads-amongst-young-britons-longing-something-deeper-2025-05-07/
>>215483664>>It found that Christians who go to church at least once a month make up 12% of the total population, up from 8% in 2018. For people aged 18-24, the proportion had risen to 16% from just 4% in 2018, making this age group the second most likely to go to church regularly after those aged 65 and over.>>The increase has been particularly pronounced among younger men, 21% of whom say they are regular churchgoers versus 12% of women aged 18-24.Literally all newly arrived shitskins lmao
nary a pixel
>>215483604I'm already 30 and never experienced love, or women for that matter. I'm so horribly hideous and unpleasant no woman has ever talked to me. I can see why one would simply give up and hope getting desperate women who feel their biological clock ticking and have autistic kids with.
>>215483459>Dossing aboutHave got a Nora vlog to finish actually now...>>215483526Yh adjustment disorder, back when she she was a streamer she had a breakdown but recovered after a few months. This time it hit harder unfortunately. Poor lass, hope she recovers enough to stream again
>>215483604I was in a 4 year relationship in my early 20s but it ended badly and is the reason I've mutated
What's the biggest celebrity death left? Macca?
>>215483660>r/CasualUK ahh postkill yourself for being such a cancerous freak, you write like you're twelve years old
New>>215483665
>>215483658why can’t you breed?
statistically been in /brit/ since before anyone here and this is honestly my first hearing of that showbut maybe I am still a youngin
>>215483691so close, that's actually a fast food chain x
>>215483155fug it was real
>>215483701Then you've obviously not been here longer than other people
>>215483701>showFOY
>>215483696No good women I’m not getting trapped by some nagging whore
>>215483692He's done you mate
I’m genuinely a 10/10 Chad but I hate whores and all modern women are whores
can standard number plates end in BUM or POO or NIG or do they have those banned
>>215483736You're a spastic who writes like an actual child, yankified tiktok brained "ahh post" posting freak
>>215483529Same but WFH
fockin 'ell 'e's got bombs onnim
animal webms? why yes, i do love them
>>215483082You deserve to fucking die
poo SCREAM
Jan man?
>>215484701>>215484701>>215484701
um... what
