Thomas the Tank Engine edition
>>215926246£4.25 now (£3.85 with a clubcard)country is a fucking joke
looking forward to that lads post
>bake a chicken in the oven>call it 'roast chicken'>roast a chicken on a spit>call it 'rotisserie chicken' as if it were some exciting foreign dishwhen did english people lose touch with their history and culture?
>>215926260wait, /brit/ doesn't like Bradleyposting any more? Not sure about this
done you with linking the old didn't I lads
>grandparents sold something to the national trusttarq alarm going nuclear here
>>215926298>>215926246£4.10 at my campus Co-op.greedy fucks increased it by 10p the day the academic years startedstudents still empty all the shelves by 13:15
>/brit/ doesn't like Bradleyposting any more
This statistic is unique in human history. Israel has killed more journalists than ww1, ww2, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya wars combined.
>>215926293the supermarkets have really gone hard on the loyalty cards in the last few yearsyou're pretty much required to have one if you don't want to get fleeced with every shop
>>215926323good
Sipping on an ice cold bockle of Aquarius sat in front of the fan in shorts and a T shirtMaximum comfy levels x
neoliberal teeth comping in
>>215926333based spainGOD
on my lunch break
i don’t understand i buy this expensive face cleansers, use them, wake up in the morning and my skin is worse than it was before
>>215926309I stopped falling for that one like 4 years ago chum
>>215926307roto chicken is juicier and more tender than roast chicken
got all the loyalty cards me :)
best condiments for a sausage roll? have worcestershire sauce, pickled cocktail onions and sauerkraut with mine
Went on a first date with my 28 year old Hinge date. I was visibly nervous and that pissed her off because she didn't want to deal with "the unpaid labour of teaching someone how to date".
love seeing women wear these, something hot about seeing a nice pale heel and a hint of soft sole that I like
gots dem neoliberal teeths
Come out, ye black and trans
>>215926356nothing wtf why would you want to ruin it just eat it
>>215926356Piccalilli or onion chutney
>>215926347pillowcase
>>215926356peri mayo
rorke giggling during the opening of the dark knight rises
>>215926361nah dont like these i want to see some toes
>>215926352Learn to read, fatty
>>215926356English mustard
>>215925975>>215926083oh my god shut up nobody cares >>215926185based
>>215926333haven't had aquarius in perhaps years forgot that was even a drink>>215926347speak to a girl who does skincare they'll tell you where you're going wrong
do most of my shopping at aldi because they don't do loyalty card nonsense
bane?
would you like to hear about my experience of losing my virginity lads?
>>215926347do the maths then lad
would anyone like to buy some 700 year old tapestry
>>215926363neo-niggeral teeth
sorry guys it made me wait 120 seconds again ffsright then lads, gather roundfor £100 you can get a used oculus quest 2 off ebaybest £100 i ever spent, paid for itself day 1it's mostly for kids, so no porn apps... HOWEVERit can do an internet browseruse that to go to astalavr.commassive selection of amazing vr pov pornographyif you don't have the best wank ever i'll eat my headset
>>215926410not really, but I'm sure you'll tell us anyway
>>215926398>speak to a girl
>>215926410how long did it take the guy to cum?
>>215926368tastes better with other things innit>>215926369>>215926375not sure what these are>>215926388thats a decent choice
>>215926387dont get it, they're both french loanwords
Have absolutely nothing to do at my new jobWorried they'll notice and make me redundant or something
gina yashere sex gnashers
>>215926443bet they pay you laods
>>215926410Yes we do!!!!>>215926431You reckon you're proper cool for that don't you
>>215926333Post a pic
>>215926431Oh go on then. So I was 16, she was .. we’ll say 16 to keep up appearances lol. She was my mates school gf, anyway we were all in the park drinking and that and everyone started to go home, I stayed behind. She came back to the park, led me behind a tree, pulled her knickers down and in I went. Blew my mind lad
>>215926463do earn above the national average so I do
>>215926307define roast
>>215926442French was invented in England
Absolutely spiralling here me
>>215926465yeah :)
>>215926434sorry forgot where I was
>>215926477proxy yank
>>215926473um
>>215926358Yh?
forgot it was saturday today
>>215926481I did that in the post that you responded to
There one was a girl named SueWho took a big shit in my shoeShe was pretty but shunned the looWhatever is a man to doWhen his girl does a very big pooRight into his his shoeNow my sneakers are filled with #2
>>215926495..yh
>>215926473Good story, sorry I doubted you
Second year apprentice at Arnold Clark took out an RS3 for a joy ride and smashed it back into the carparkUnlucky my lid
Would love to get made redundant, no downsides really are there
>>215926402Find lattice rather difficult. Maybe i dont have the motor skills for it
if anyone needs me I'll be with catberg inside the airing cupboard
>>215926307fire more exciting
MEIN FÜHRERI CAN WALK
Um Postodey write it on de Pembrokeshire coasto
>>215926500no you didnt.
>>215926423I've got one. had a VR wank once. was alright. never bothered again.
>>215926512wtf, it looks like the entire engine block is gone
>>215926527I CAN...DANCE!
>>215926358fuck me that cracked me up
wow, half a dozen replies and not a single one understanding the point of my comment. what a shame that people can't read. lol
>>215926512wonder would he be on the hook for damage here or what
My plans for the weekend? Rubbing my little todger silly
keep yawning
>>215926527we'll meet againdon't know where, don't know wheeeeen
>>215926438You dont have Piccalilli in Australia?
30 more minutes of freedom what should i do WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Mad how I didn't have any theory of mind when I was a young autistic lad, so I just assumed other people thought like myself and any disagreements were because they weren't thinking logicallyThen I grew up and accepted that most other people are actually retards and cowards and should be treated more like animals
might call it in
>>215926328need to use up this beef pasteopened it last night and it says use by 13th oct>>215926539really?i'm obsessed with vr nowstill a little shaky from the last one and can't wait til the next one
>>215926573poo and wank
>>215926561ktim, browsing the latest JAV as we speak
approx. 3 hours remaining of toil for this week
>>215926573arrive back early and wank toilberg off
get the beef pasted
>>215926580i know what you mean mate i feel that way some times
>>215926298Arr sersh x
do you reckon those JAV pornstars with massive tits do escort services in Japan
>>215926603me emerging from the house every three months looking like a grotty little freak
might get on the tins and bokkles you getting on the bokkles la?
>>215926617dont know
beeves > beavers
nth for the gyaldem
>>215926577Took me until lockdown to realise most people don't actually think things through and have opinions of their own, they just go along with what everyone else is doing
penis goes in vagina WHICH PART DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
>>215926617yh I've heard some of them do. Probably aren't cheap but must be so worth it, some of those idols are walking fertility godesses
>>215926185>>215926174>>215926178When the Mongols were invading eastern Europe and crushed the kingdom of Hungary in the 1240s, they had an Englishman as a translator and emissary.His name was Robert and he used to be a chaplain for Robert Fitzwalter, one of the rebel leaders in the First Barons' War. He got excommunicated and exiled from England for taking part in that war. He left for France and joined the Knights Templar, went with them on a crusade in Egypt, then was stationed in some middle eastern fort before getting kicked out of the order for gambling. Then he disappeared for over a decade and returned with the invading Mongols.Ultimately he got captured with a scouting force in Austria and executed. We know of him from mentions in a couple of documents and an inquisitorial report of his interrogation.
>>215926625noi will have one bottle of wine tomorrow with my pasta and that's it
>>215926625nah sober October init
>>215926630first thing i noticed was the cross
>>215926624Love Gezzy Price me
>>215926630harlot skank drinking her battery acid
>>215926630needs a burger or 5
>>215926643ol mongol bob
>>215926643yeah not really on for a bloke to assist the mongol hordes to be fair
YOUR PENIS ANONYOUR PENISIT GOES IN VAGINAYOUR PENIS IT GOES INTO VAGINAARE INSTRUCTIONS CLEAR?
in JAV they're always getting shagged by ugly middle aged men. don't know how they do it
got my arse out
>>English is Illinois's official language. Illinois was one of the first states in the United States to pass an official language law, though its first official language was not English but 'American'. In 1923, Representative Washington J. McCormick of Montana had failed to pass a bill in the United States Congress declaring 'American' to be the official language of the United States. Following the bill's failure, Senator Frank Ryan introduced a similar bill to the Illinois General Assembly. The bill passed with the support of Irish and Jewish politicians in Chicago, who, by rejecting the term 'English', wanted to show their opposition to British policies in Ireland and Palestine, respectively
>>215926633Yeah the biggest thing I learnt during lockdown and really over my entire life is that the vast majority of people are moral and physical cowardsEducation level or raw intelligence didn't seem to be a major factor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApPpymQG9zw
you think starmer still has time to cancel that 16 year olds getting the vote thing?
>>215926657Blessed x>>215926672Coke zero isn't battery acid, mong (she almost threw up after chugging a can with her sis, bless her ) >>215926692Kate's streamed making tasty treats with her sis, she's fine
>>215926722'
>>215926717timmy receiving these instructions shouted over a headset as he's having sex the the first time akin to those films where there's a guy shouting for the bomb defuse to not cut the red wire but the blue wire
>>215926737maybe the vast majority of people simply don't care about the same dweeb shit you do
Do you go to your local fish and chips shop
>>215926763Lab-Green coalition in 2029 hun.
>>215926722peng
>>215926770lol
>>215926763>The most educated people in the country are voting Green>More importantly, the most educated people in the country are NOT voting ReformWow, colour me shocked
>>215926763why are young people so stupid
screeching
porn folder deleted. spiritual cleanliness is being gained
deary me rorke
>>215926763>More youngsters voting Tory than ReformX to doubt
wanted to get some mince beef too when I was in Aldi but some stupid old woman was dawdling in front of it and I didn’t want to stand behind her for ages like some freak so I just walked off
>>215926795I don't get the educated label though.I have a masters degree in engineering and politics/brexit didn't come up once.Don't see how I'm any more educated than Gary the builder.
>>215926798Islam is progressive.
>>215926269yay!
>>215926798I wonder why he's converting to Islam in the first place, just another example of mental illness
>>215926763Kek he's cooked, /r/soccer was rinsing him for his response to Birmingham banning Maccabi zionist ultras from attending Villa matches
the Andrew Tate generation will vote reform in droves
>>215926818You can doubt it all you want. Zoomers have woken up to reforms bullshit the only people fall for that are gammons no offence
>>215926809finally an end to nazimong's posting career
I've gotten into the bad habit of having a wank mid workout. Right now I'm sat here in-between sets thinking about having one. Think it's an addiction
its all kicking off in cheadle
could of sworn this isn’t /pol/? Hmm
>>215926780not sure what dweeb shit you're referring to
>>215926852>try to make everyone happy>end up pissing literally everyone off>rinse and repeatit's incredible really The nigga that recognises Palestine after 80 years and he's reviled by the pro-Palestine side for banning protests and saying Israel has a right to deny them food and water at the same time, and now this football thing.Just pick a lane you bhenchod.
Looool
^.^
>>215926722Recorded looney Toons, rugrats and pokemon on mine wherever they are if I still have them somewhere
>>215926913do you ever make stuff like this in real life?
>>215926722zoomers deeply confused by this image
>>215926722mad how nice that packaging is
>>215926818Only terminally online shut in zoomers are turning right wing. The rest are playing football with their ethnic mates
>>215926930yes but it's not as pretty
>>215926890thats the rainbow coalition for you
>>215926172pastrami and sauerkraut sarniemight have a yoghurt after
>>215926890Unbelievable how much of a spacker he is really
>>215926904wot if ya mum ran on batteries
>>215926942probably yummier than the image though and how do you make them
>>215926904Can't chance them eating the real ones
the same moon as the wrong kisssouth, down, east, left, out
The copers are in for their daily coping I see
listening to elliott smith and crying again, just one of those nights lads
>>215926993based and blessed
>>215926890More embarrassment for starmer's labour, deary me
>>215926993Why? He’s no Christian
>>215926890They fuck everything up massively>country is totally skint>propose some absolutely milquetoast cuts that go nowhere near far enough>backtrack after a few headlines about freezing grannies to death (triple lock pension was going up by more than WFA anyway) and literally slaughtering disabled people (someone with anxiety might not get a new BMW on Motability this year)>still get the negative publicity of actually doing it without saving any money
>>215926512mental how these people never die
>>215926993Nigga going for the republic% record
Gennady Andreyevich Zyuganov (Russian: Гeннáдий Aндpéeвич Зюгáнoв; born 26 June 1944) is a Russian politician who has been the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Russian Federation who is a perennial candidate in the Russian presidential elections. He has also served as Member of the State Duma since 1993. He is also the Chair of the Union of Communist Parties – Communist Party of the Soviet Union (UCP-CPSU) since 2001. Zyuganov ran for President of Russia four times, most controversially in 1996, when he lost in the second round to Boris Yeltsin.
>King Charles will become the first British monarch to pray publicly with the Pope in 500 years following the Reformation. The monarch is due to attend a special ecumenical service in the Sistine Chapel next week.
>>215927011this was me but when I was 14 please do get a grip my antipodean friend what's got you so down in the dumps?
get the israeli women rapedget the chinese women rapedget the russian women raped
stop getting baited into talking politics by heathernonce you mongs
why did you do it
>>215926795>educatedbrainwashed*>>215926829the millions of liberal arts and humanities graduates get indoctrinated to follow the "progressive" narrative no matter where it goes
>>215927035fumbled a woman i loved. it was never bound to work, but regardless, feels bad man
>>215926881being scared of washing your hands
>>215927046>liberal artsYankbrained freak
WORK MUST END I just wanna be at home
>The most educated people in the country are the ones who haven't completed their education yet
>>215926969flavored fizzy waters and electrolyte powders and syrups and citrus granulesthat's what I have available to me at the momentI will use real fruit juices again when I get home
>>215927074love washing my hands and feeling clean
>>215926993praying for rorke's demise
>>215926890he's not trying make everyone happyhe's just a man with zero beliefsto be expected from an atheist
>>215927058still time dust off and perhaps you'll encounter another good woman>>215927084very nice may do that someday myself
Ginger girls are the best and have the best feeling fannys too Debate me
>>215927042kek that is me (the soldier with the gun and then the big tree stick)
>>215927078what should i call it then
>>215927042because they are worth less than £1
>>215927115wouldn't know as i've never felt a fanny
forgot I even had stuff for sale on Vinted and now I’ve only gone and bloody sold something .. forcing me out to the post office
>>215927130lib dem arts
>>215927024Good postI didn't even know until recently that you can get a free car from the government if you're on PIP or whatever, even for utter bollocks like "ive got adhd and menthol elves"The fucking state of this country. It's seems to be a working class mongo phenomenon as well. Can't complain about boat wogs getting housing and benefits when our own people are spoilt lazy cunts getting hand outs, at least the boat wogs have had a tough life.
>>215926993Apostate King, head of the Church of England that leads an illegitimate "Anglican communion"https://youtu.be/IMxOLiS9DOo
neo lib dem autist teeth
>>215927115alri Gilbert *smashes slate over your head*
>>215927144>that (white) man is stealing your cookie pakis loving this
>>215927148>In what has been viewed as a major split in the Anglican Communion and a snub to the Church of England, the GAFCON primates have issued a statement which said the Anglican Communion will be “reordered” and provinces of the Global Anglican Communion won’t take part in meetings called by the Archbishop of Canterbury. https://premierchristian.news/en/news/article/major-split-among-anglican-communion-announced
Bro managed to make a national crisis out of a Europa League game omds
>>215927214she would get it
>>215927175The cartoon should be a fat white prole mong on the left with a plate of cookies, a fat wog refugee on the right with a plate of cookies, and a white upper class man in the middle having his cookies stolen by both of them
right well I'm off to the charity shop to explain why I didn't appear last week when I said I would
I told you not to put an Atheist in charge of the country. That Kemi Bandersnatch is an Atheist too. Farage is God Fearing so I'm voting reform. And he rightly recognised the CoE has gone woke long before this ridiculous woman Archbishop nonsense.What's on CCP Charmer's next agenda
>>215927223that’s a drawing
>>215926993what the FUCK
indeed
I'm trying to lift away the gay bottom thoughts but it's not working
googling how to poo
let's just hurry up and get WW3 out of the way
>>215927042LMFAO EVERY TIME
>>215927277Can we wait until after my week off toil
>>215927223Hard cover Bible bashing till she removes those crypto-pagan garms and scurries back to Bible school. They'll make an evangelist out of this gyaru sket yet
>>215927297alright then
not even a fat bastard but just destroyed 300g of Delightfully Dunkable Custard Creams (79p at Co-op) for lunch1473 kcal66g of fat204g of carbsfeeling quite ill now and regretting my actions
>>215927042can't imagine what would possess a white englishman to appear in a bollywood film
I’m off first week of November from toil if you can wait until after that too
The Contradiction:Fact 1:In July 2020, the UK government officially announced that Huawei was to be removed from the UK’s 5G networks, citing national security concerns — particularly over China’s influence and US intelligence warnings.Fact 2:Two British men — Christopher Cash (former parliamentary researcher) and Christopher Berry (a teacher) — were charged with passing politically sensitive information to a Chinese intelligence agent between Dec 2021 and Feb 2023 under the Official Secrets Act.Fact 3:In the 2025 spy trial collapse, the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said it couldn’t proceed because China hadn’t been formally designated as a "threat to national security" during the relevant period (Dec 2021–Feb 2023).So... how could Huawei be a threat but not China?uh oh even the AI is nooticing now
>>215927343cash money
>>215925773hi mate hiya hopws ot foiong
>The Government is considering delaying 7 council elections for another year amid fears Reform gains could threaten its plans to overhaul local governmentUm
>>215927336All good so long as you hit your macros.
Would absolutely want to live in the 1500s or 1600s. Yes I know the potential consequences. No I don't care.
>>215927378love democracy me
>>215927378not very democratic is it
>>215927378corrupt to the core
>>215927378The fix is in
shoving fistfuls of poo up my arse
>53% of households are net recipients of bennies>median household income goes up after tax and benefits are included>any proposals to even slightly rectify this are met with apoplectic rage from the press and publicThis is your reminder we are fucked
>>215927336I've had to stop buying all biscuits because I eat them by the packful. I miss the choc. digestives, the choc. hobnobs, the custard creams all of it
>>215927303whateer that means
>>215927378>consideringlol they've already done that shit
>>215927409Grim
>>215927429don't care, moving to china
>>215927336>not even a fat bastarddoubt it
>>215927441Lurk moar newfag
dunking a biscuit into my arse
>>215927429I had no clue why Keir thought he could push through any bennies reform when he's literally the bennies party. After it came out he hasn't even met like 200 of the current Labour MPs in person and was hardly ever in the country it started it to make sense.
Diego come home mate
>>215927472newfags saying this after being told to lurkits so over for 4chan
ROOOOOOOOORKE
la musica de hairy frog
got a really painful spot on my arse. not sure what it is
>>215927429>This is your reminder we are fuckedLooks like you can finally lose your virginity!
Remember that Russia uses the UK as a poisoning playground and nothing happened to them at all.
you off to shop?go on you're going to shop aren't you?go on son get us 40 benson blue and 8 carlsberg export and a haddock and chips from cave street fisheries ON THE WAY BACKmake sure you get it on the way back or it'll be cold won't itcome on get up you're off to shop now come on*give you three £20 notes and a wink*keep the change
>>215927500gaybuttsex disease
reminder the professional /brit/ posters will unemployed in less than 60 days
>>215927506thats like... based.. and redpilled..
Take mans Twix by force (take it, oh yeah) Send mans shop by force (send him, oh yeah)
>>215927508I would do this
ofcom sexuals
Going to the bum wank poo shopAnybody got anything interesting to reply to that?
>>215927478>he hasn't even met like 200 of the current Labour MPs in personto be fair it's a bit hard to have meetings with people you don't share a language with
hey guys, newbie about post in /brit/ for the first time... what should I expect?
>>215927506We're not a real country any more
>>215927540good lad
>>215927545pooing, bradley, wanking, removal of tonsil stones
>>215927483>it's another /b/-tard thinks he's an oldfag episode
my only hope is to reincarnate as monke
>>215927568ive been here all summer kid
>>215927543your da is the proprietor
Watching Dickinson's Real Deal. I FUCKING love it when the dealer tries to rip a seller off so David saunters in and says "they're a long way off my personal valuation"!
people act like 2016 isnt oldfag but thats 10 years ago
>>215927521reminder that the online safety act didnt get 4chan banned at all and that you wouldnt shut the fuck up about it for ages yet still havent acknowledged you were wrong
brian blessed sex arse
>>215927600/britcel/ SHAKING
In the 2002 general election, the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) received approximately 466,686 votes, representing a vote share of 3.1% of the total votes cast.The British National Party (BNP) received a total of 47,989 votes, which represented a vote share of 0.3% of the total votes cast.The National Front (NF) received a much smaller number of votes, with a total of 1,399 votes, or a vote share of 0.09% of the total votes cast.
had a twix earlieralso been mincing about 4chan for about 6000 years
crack money i serve crack junkies
if I had a trans son I would steal his cum and send it off to America if he was cute
wheres diego
>>215927506That's nothing,we once sent 2 secret agents over to blow up a chemical facility in arkangel
>>215927633
>>215927620scream
Just found out David Dickinson is ArmenianMad that, I thought he was just brown from being in the sun at car boot sales all his life or something lol
>>215927642their names: Diego and Mousey. best secret agents in the world
>>2159276206000 years on 4chan and still a newfag KWAB
>>215927042Just a bit of banter
>>215927578Wtwm
don’t careReform
>>215927663>anyone I dont like is a putinbotwe are the opposite of America arent we P.S. fuck off were full
>>215927655cryingi also thought he was suntanned
remembering spartacus episode Kill Them ALLwas a great episode spartacus had that line in it>Once again the Gods spread the cheeks to ram cock in fucking arse and also>At last the gods remove cock from fucking arse Season 1 was so great
We. Don't. Care.Dislodge them.NOW!
Diego was a part of the shadowy "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo" It's a shame what happened...... but he had to go when he did............. will be found zipped up in a duffle bag.......................................................
>>215927655For most of my life I thought Freddie Mercury was an Englishman until I found out he's a Persian fella called Farrukh
trans son. father commits suicide after sending sons cum to America order in chaos
peculiar posts biong made
>>215927642>for england james?>well don't forget scotland and wales and northern ireland sean bean family of nations innit>for britain then?>for britain
>>215927693Me in the mirror, cotton bud in hand, hyping myself up to remove my tonsil stones.
>>215927720>>215927720>>215927720the new gents
>>215927717mad part is how I understand them all regardless
>>215927667yea?a doctor is in mate bet you dont know that one
>>215927655 basically everyone famous with tanned skin from the 70s was some kind of middle easterner larping
A lot of posters nowadays didn't lurkmoar and it's obvious. They don't 'get it'.
>>215927663based Russiansour true greatest allies
>>215927759based tbqh
>>215927732fucks sake we need to start a /brit/ charity to get you tonsil surgery
>>215927737ew creepy nonce
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.even this reference isn't it
>>215927771naebdy cares lah
