over hand edition
poo smells lmao
First and last time he'll ever touch a woman
playign vidya
>>215957619autismkino
>>215957631
yfw there’s a whole horde of women on reddit looking to lose their virginity violently and you’re here with a load of blokes
is it just me or does the girl in this video seems more pathetic crying out to participate when the rest of them are having fun. like a little brother who wants to play with their older siblings
battlefield 3 looks neat too bad I don't have a new console or a rigI still remember the battlefield 3 days on the ps3 vividly
>>215957664cabeg :[
>>215957655dyrbi? it's just men looking to ERP. no such thing a virgin woman past the age of 17
>>215957539like eating acid, rancid things
>>215957682its just you
>>215957659those pupils are small tho
things are so bad that when i see a "woman" online saying ANYTHING first thing i think of is "are they actually a woman or a tranny?"
>>215957692I think women who have been nonced either become sex hungry nymphos or recoil in fear at the thought of sex. it exists
omdz
>>215957705this guy snorts
>>215957696but the way she's reaching back like cmon hold my shoulders is kinda ick as much as his is. the obect of the hoverhand isnt supposed to even notice. thats how pathetic the hoverhand individual is
>>215957741nigga idgaf
>not being desired sexually by menyeah because you're a tranny
>>215957725they're not virgins doe
tobias
>>215957753noncing doesnt mean their children fanny got shagged, so yes they can still be virgins
um
>>215957589angola>>215957608if you dont mind with ziggers and bogans, it's fine
right so what's the latest news from the ball-kicking front then?
>>215957720I'd imagine actual women deliberately obscure the fact they are women when asking things online if they're looking for honest answers that are detatched from the male respondants' desire to coom.Sure if you want specific attention you deploy the "I'm a girl" card, but likewise they must want to avoid that a lot of the time. Sometimes I see posts on Reddit that are conspicuously gender neutral with respect to all parties referenced in the post.
>>215957786
>>215957786the men continue to kick the ball
i should be employed as a sort of baggage handler to guide virgin willies into virgin fannies
>>215957806literally just bought a skateboard. gonna crack my head open when i try it out
zigger zagger zigger zagger
>>215957792Exactly. I often do a "background check" and find that most questions from real women don't imply their sex. But trannies always front load like "I'm a woman and..."
>>215957639can I suck on your titty luvjust for a little bit
>>215957834imagine the yookay ski mask wearing teenagers calling you a battyboy for skating in your early 30s
>>215957792>>215957844Also interesting how passable trannies never mentioned their sex.
not into kids me that's sick14-16 are sexually mature womensimple as
>>215957827me when I'm asked what I got up to over the weekend at work
heathernonce you would fit like a glove over at r/virgin, go join them and become their leader
not sure about that webm so shan't be hovering over it
>>215957857don't really see them anymore. i think the coppers finally started profiling them
>>215957862trvke
>>215957619They are Americans or something
Bizarre connection between your average American and fundamentalist Muslims.
>>215957904suppose this should be rorke, then?
kino incoming
uber driver is here in 5 minutes but i'm far too drunk to walk
>>215957901always thought it was crazy for packs of ski mask wearing teenagers roaming the streets with some of them possibly hiding swords under their hoodie. very bizarre
tfw i can't fall out of love with the hot young ex who broke my heart
>>215957924its 1pm lad
>>215957955i've been drinking since 1a mate
>>215957947time heals all anon
>>215957941it's mental that it wasn't sorted out earlier for purely political reasons. muh racial profiling lmao fuck off
free internet access at the parentbergs house has fried my dopamine receptors. need to move out just to and pay for my own just to reset
caucasoid (anglos)+mongoloid mongrels look asian, latinx and irish
>>215957965Lord, please find this soul, please save him from abject destruction. He is worthy of your love, Lord.
>>215957901>>215957941see them regularly here in my city they think they're well hard but they're just scrawny chavs
>>215957965strange time to begin boozing
sacreming
>>215958012i work nights in an amazon warehouse
>>215958035any cool stories?
>Britain’s living standards 'will fall behind former Communist nations' without major growth plan, economists warnoh my days. moving to poland to clean some toilets soon
>>215957987Here it's currently in the police inactivity stage. I swear in the past 2 years it's like black teenagers cloned each other, they're three times more than what they were before covid. just a bunch of scrawny nitrous oxide huffing mongs who stab each other, very cool
>>215958048no
rancid hangovertoil is still underwayin bed in my dark bedroom in my underwear, mcdonalds packaging strewn across the floor
>>215958012i woke up at 6pm
>>215958052Do other countries have chelsea football club didnt think so fuck off im staying here
>>215958035so you’re of those funny little fellas who makes it possible for my parcel to be delivered the next day
Men and trannies sock-puppetting and well-poisoning on forums that are ostensibly for "women only" is so pervasive that such communities that actually take themselves seriously are required to enforce vetting upon registration. Like with a webcam interview between new users and mods/admins with IDs etc.If such a forum doesn't have vetting in place then you may as well assume you're speaking to a man.
>>215958077football is for mongs and thirdies
Going on a lunch date, don't want to overdress but also don't want to appear slobbishHow did I do?
>>215958052its fine because the chancellor is forcing you to put a minimum 25% of S+S ISA cash into UK companiesso fuck your own investment growth, yeah
jealousy
ice cream choc syrup that turns hard when it gets poured on topthat's actual magic
>>215958095it’s a staple of British culture mate, if you don’t like it, you’re in the wrong place
>>215958105what UK companies? I legit can't name a single one
>>215958126wilkinsonswoolworthshomebase
>>215958080goblin-type creatures
>>215958095Football is british heritage and will outlive church on sunday and drinking tea and queuing and yorkshire puddings and all that other shit in a thousand years when we're all brown mixed half robotic creatures we'll still be playing football
got the sade best tunes compilation on to cope with the comedown
i'm only 36 got my whole life ahead of me
>>215958138[cartoonishly texan accent]Wait a doggone minute...
>>215958100you look bee-utiful darling
>>215958159it's just a bee with a scarf
>>215958159what motivates this man, or beast rather?
>>215958155muhammad didn't speak to god and found islam until he was 40 lad you're still a youngun
>>215958155can't wait to get my first gf at the prime, young age of 40. i'll still be young after all
>>215958155you’ll need yearly prostate exams in 4 years time
>>215958199Maybe he just wants fashion advice
peng nature
>>215957655>no image of herselfshe's obviously very grim and severely mentally ill
>>215958219my parents didnt start getting regular NHS checks until they were 60
Unironically I have no financial plan for retirement and instead once I am unable to work due to health reasons I will simply end my own life gobbing a handful of opiates, benzos and a bottle of wine with an antiemetic.
>>215958100shell say you look like a poofi know im sorry its not fair but she will
>>215958052I’m happy if I have wifi and my pc Think I’d be fine living in Bulgaria
>>215958253I'll have a bunch of kids who will take care of me
>>215958303I won't ever be having sex or having children of my own so that isn't an option for me.
>>215958253my retirement plan is the clathrate gun killing the biosphere next year
>>215958126ARM, XTX Markets, Diageo, AstraZeneca and British American Tobacco
>>215958328same. i'll die a lonely miserable death. they'll discover my body like 3 weeks later due to stench
>>215958328Not even with me? What the fuck did I do
On October 15, 2025, the Amundsen–Scott Station at the geographic South Pole recorded a temperature of –61.3 °C at 07:00 local time. This is the lowest October temperature since 1981
>>215958328>>215958344why are you two so sure you won’t meet a women to have kids with? you could meet her tomorrow never know
>>215958364women are repulsed by me
68 days til christmas
>>215958355brr better put on a jumper then haha
British Engineering
>>215958364it didn't happen in the first 32 years of my life, unlikely to happen in the next 32, especially since life gets more difficult as you get older.
have you tried eau de poo
>>215958081trannies are disgusting
>>215958364Don't lie to them. They never leave their smelly bedrooms so it won't happen.
is this general disappearing after the ban or are you lads switching on vpns
alan carr is funny don't get why some people get so upset over him love the camp little fella
Not sure what to get mum for Christmas Got her an iPad last year don’t really know how I can top that
>>215958423actually i play tennis multiple times a week and will be going to a concert next month. still an incel THO
Hiroshimoot should make it so that VPN posters have to just verify their email instead of banning them outrightLike how they handle mobile networksThe entire UK will be blocked soon and how much of them are going to be willing to pay for pass, very few I'd assume
thinkgen about the deep blue sea
>>215958466two i pads
>>215958455find the whole performative camp gay thing quite irritating to be honest, it's not authentic, just put on
>>215958466MacBook Pro.
I really cant watch gore videos anymorei grew up on best gore and liveleak but the stuff thats posted now like that asian bloke who was decapitated while wanking it's just too muchsame for those indians train videos
>>215958479https://youtu.be/7tevKy57rPs
bummed Alan Carr behind a Waitrose once
Reminder that one of the cases that led to the Online Safety Act becoming law was of a girl who committed suicide due to cyberbullying, except it was found out all the awful messages she received came from the same IP and were in all likelihood sent to her by herself
is this the height of British culture?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgpDCu_wLvo&list=RDbgpDCu_wLvo
>>215958574wasnt it her mum
186cm120kgneed to sort it out pronto
FAVSTIAN
waterfalls are so cool
>>215958592she was soaked after that
>>215958592lol what kind of cuckold defends a woman
>>215958591get the muck binned get the legs moving get a clue gained
>>215958591*jiggles your bel--*bit too heavy for me
sabrina carpenter deserves to be r***d
>>215958591fucking hell ladI'm 190cm and 85kg and have been depressed about how fat I feelcannot imagine being this much of a lardarse
>>215958591get on the cardio mate
grab dat arse
A'choo ma pong scored for chelshit
>>215958591you’re a bit too thin, big boy~
bruuu this is the planet we live on
>Comedians James Acaster and Nish Kumar help raise £40,000 to fight Peckham redevelopmentoh my dayz. yeah just keep peckham a shithole. think of all that vibrant culture lmao
>>215958690mercenary clubmercenary players
>>215958636putting myself on a limit of 1600 calories a day and going to get my 10k steps in as well as some bodyweight exercises it cant go on like this
james acaster on stage at riyadh comedy festival
>>215958716leftypol seething
>>215958701>Nish Kumarwas howling when he got booed off stage at a charity event because he wouldn't shut the fuck up about brexit and the tories>James Acasterwas howling when he got cuckolded by mr bean
brainberg going mental
might move to australia
i ate a sausage sandwich on tiger bloomer and left no crumbs fr fr no cap
dogs are nice aren't they
real talk what is the best way to lose weight
>>215958730you don't need to cut down to 1600 at your size, just go to like 2k or maybe 1800 but get like 100-150g of protein per day and you'll lose weight pretty quick if paired with some cardio1600 will be way too hard for you to maintain
>>215958793they are don’t get how some people hate them with a passion
>>215958701>we need more unaffordable housing for russian billionaires to buy up and leave empty
>>215958797Make yourself vomit
>>215958797eat lessmove more
>>215958730>1600this much of a cut isn't sustainable, you'll almost certainly relapse go for around 2200, and plenty of protein to keep you fuller for longer
>>215958591187cm, was at 135kg managed to drop to 84kg and now i'm back to 104kg. should lose it again but honestly what's the point, it won't fix my inceldom
>>2159588282200 calories is obese-tier
why does gilette have a theme song
>>215958853its called a jingle
french waterfall
>>215958853Because they're the best a man can get
>>215958861how does it taste?
Find the TDEE of your desired weight for your height and eat that many calories
need parentbergs inheritance pronto
>>215958793hate dogs with a passion
pleased to annouce the chelsea are back
IMAGINE if the Hillsborough families, the Grenfell families, the Orgreave families or the Post Office families got an ounce of the outrage from government that the Maccabi Tel Aviv hooligans got. Imagine
I met the girl I started a family with at 31, it’s not too late you’re just lazy and jaded from life
>>215958895*humps your leg*
>>215958850at 186cm/120kg he almost certainly puts away more than that, 2200 most likely still represents a cut of minimum 800 cals
>>215958895lmagine if you had sex
arsewank on the cards?
>>215958903im 36. its over. any kids i have no would have down syndrome
>>215958895they never shut up about the first two though, ESPECIALLY not the first
>>215958933Down syndrome skips a generation so they'll be fine
>>215958943kek
>>215958930the proverbial? i do say good sir
>>215958903i'm already 32. it's too late
>>215958943i dont have down syndrome so your insult is dumb as fuck
>any kids i have no would have down syndrome
>>215958961my point in saying that I was 31 was to show that 32 even isn’t too late lol
you can scan for down syndrome in the womb and just abort the babythat's how iceland has no down syndrome people
>>215958903I'm a 28yo KHHV, it's already over
>>215958983thats murder
>>215958983>that's how iceland has no down syndrome peopleyou ever been in there, that's their clientele exclusively
Scousers rage about how corrupt the police are but I lost any remaining shred of respect for them when they cried to the same police over a bloke wearing a "97 not enough" shirt
>>215958964down syndrome and similar condition comes from aged sperm
i went from 120kg to 100kg purely by picking up a smoking habit
>>215958998get that fixed you’re still young
>>215958975marrying the first woman who might show me some attention at 32 is how you end up like idubbz. it's over, there's no point in even trying because i missed out on the best years of my life and will always live with regrets
>>215958962have you got autism or something
local cat comes and peers through my conservatory every day until I come out and give her cuddles. very sweet creature
dont know what to do with myself today
how long has Tim been in the hospital
honestly the first 3 months of losing weight when you're a fat cunt is great, constant visible progress and your energy levels surge but then you level off and your motivation gets raped
>>215959044probably wqants to shag you
>>215959021too close to 30 to be young
>>215959044my advice?
>>215959047that's how normies see incels. bro just shower and you'll get a gf in no time
>>215959056He was home briefly then tipped himself onto the floor, tweeted a picture down there then called 999 to be taken back in.
>>215958998not even trying to be mean but genuinely you must be a massive sperg to not even have kissed anyone at 28either that or just fuck uglybut even then I've seen some grim looking lads with girls who could do much better
>>215959123being a sperg is pretty much a death sentence for a man
>>215959094why DID she do it?she'd be executed if she did this today
just saying if I was a virgin incel fuck up id be doing everything in my power to fix that, I bet you lads have spastic haircuts and don’t own a single Nike running t shirt
>>215959094why did she do this
>>215959120how long ago was thatdidn't he originally get sectioned after he posted his willard
>>215959094is she related to binladen?
>>215959145there's nothing that you can do to fix it. you can't fix autism and women are disgusted by incels
a single feral cat killed will save thousands of birds
>>215959144>>215959149to dunk on redditors across the country
>>215959185they killed themselves to avoid being tortured and raped by the commies tho
how the fuck has that not gone in, Forest are cursed
>>215959181there’s an autistic lad at my toil with a gf that also works there. She’s no oil painting but ugly girls need boyfriends too and that’s where autists come in
>>215959185why are leftists so violent
>>215958716sir JK rowling
>>215959145It's well established that barbers deliberately give virgin men bad haircuts on purpose. The moment you sit in that chair and indicate via body language that you aren't one of the lads, aren't full of the craic and loud banter about birds and shagging, they purposefully give you a terrible haircut.The only way around this is to cut your own hair. There's nothing wrong with virgin men's heads or the hair itself, it can be cut into a normal haircut, but only by someone who isn't actively trying to sabotage them.Pictured: >left: what a 'professional' barber charges £18 for>right: cutting my own hair
>>215959123>you must be a massive spergnail on the headconversations are a dark art to me
I've never heard of a decent argument against the death penalty.
really want to buy a dildo but the logistics are difficult
>>215959240guarantee you he's not actually autistic
>>215959214You’re just not educated
imagine having a wank here
>>215959265l used to be against it for gay lefty reasons now l'm all for it
>>215959256>It's well establishedIs it yeah? By who?
>>215959214Nah it was actually part of their honour code.
>>215959274get yourself a carrot lad
>>215959044:3
>>215959274in what way? just cop one from amazon
>>215959265false accusations that come to light after execution
Any time I've met an autistic lad with a long term gf it's later come to light that she's very fat.
>>215959287waterfallmong loves his waterfalls
>>215959256they give shit haircuts because they're all turks or syrians who don't know how to cut white people hair
>>215959265yeah let's just allow kier starmer to decide if you're allowed to stay alive or not
>>215959286something tells me her bf is white
Am I an incel if I've never tried to put myself out there? I just don't really desire the gf life anymore and would much rather do my own thing
mental how republicans are against euthanasia and abortions because "life is sacred" but they're okay with killing civilians as casualties of war and the death penatlychristfags are fucking dumb
Gahhh. Buhhh.>>215958846
>>215959185read this book it's actually quite good
>>215959308they are just so majestic bruuu
>>215959291Me, who uniformly received nothing but bad haircuts from alleged professionals my entire life then successfully gave myself better looking haircuts with zero training.
>>215959302How common is this?>>215959315We're talking about an institutional practise here.
>>215959265https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Evansblud got his wife and daughter murdered then got executed himself while the actual guy who did it went to kill a few more women
>>215959338just big taps
>>215959348>We're talking about an institutional practise here.i see and who is running this institution? who will be running it in 50 years?
If they're bad enough to get a whole life order you might as well kill em
dont care how good you think you are at cutting your own hair, it never looks good and women can always, ALWAYS tell
>>215959332Yeah? shouldnt have invaded Israel then should you terrorist sympathiser
>>215959332>mental how republicans are against euthanasia and abortionsi just want the monarchy deposed, mate
>>215959185Wait until this person finds out about the Naumann Circle, Hans Globke, Walter Scheel, and all the other Nazis that worked in the West German government who protected other Nazis in hiding
>>215959353scream
>>215959337What’s good about it
>>215959353Right so he "got his wife and daughter murdered" and then was sentenced to death. No issue with that for me, seems like a bad man.
>>215959373lmao good bait
>>215959337british people don't read
Rorke and leftypol joining forces
why do i fall asleep when i day drink
when's the right time to shave a beard off
>>215959381taps into a subject rarely discussed by historians, that being the german's view of nazism and its collapse rather than their victimsits genuinely mad how many offed themselvesthe book title comes from a letter written by a father to his 21 year old daughter, saying "promise me you'll shoot yourself when the Russians come" just before he went off to fight in the battle at seelow heights at the end of the war
>>215959332its not really that hypocritical though is it
killing britishers in assassin's creed 3, feels so good
>>215959366>who will be running it in 50 years?Obviously not Starmer.>>215959353The problem is they got the wrong guy here, not that the punishment itself didn't mete out justice.
>>215959410Rorkeypops and leftychops united once again
Lailah, aged 13, was last seen in Newcastle at 6.00pm on Thursday, 16 October 2025. She was last seen wearing a black hooded jumper, black shorts, and white sneakers. Lailah is known to frequent Newcastle, Muswellbrook, and Singleton. Anyone who sees her is urged to contact Newcastle City Police District or Crime Stoppers
>>215959434remember remember the 21st night of september
>>215959353Now do Bob Evans.
>>215959439you might be too thick for me to try to explain the bible to
People attend these protests and marches for their Instagram pages. Not a single one has ever acheived anything.
>>215959410
>>215959383i hope you're being deliberately facetious
that was just banter sorry if I offended anyone
>>215959455i know where she is. honour killing.
>>215959429i always shave my incel moustache at the weekend because that’s when i go into town to look for fruit
>>215959410Rorke thinks he'll be persecuted because he says bad things about immigrantsLeftypil thinks she'll be persecuted because she says bad things about Israel
>>215959455Gone. Taken by migrants
>>215959432Was your grandad in the SS
>>215959455shared stockport x
Lailah, aged 13, was last seen in Newcastle at 6.00pm on Thursday, 16 October 2025.She was last seen wearing a black hooded jumper, black shorts, and white sneakers.Lailah is known to frequent Newcastle, Muswellbrook, and Singleton.Anyone who sees her is urged to contact Newcastle City Police District or Crime Stoppers
>>215959470pretty funny even though i hate browns>>215959455Can already see where this is going to end up
Singer, songwriter, musician Joni Mitchell is also a painter and has created works featuring fellow musicians, the Canadian and US landscapes and many self portraits. Self-portrait (2000), used as cover art for her album 'Both Sides Now'
>>215959473I am yeah
>>215959521i smoke adnd drink i am soooo cool!
>>215959466give it a go mate i swear i'll read it
>>215959445Problem is that they knew they got the wrong guy and never even apologised because they didn't want to bear the responsibility for murdering an innocent man meanwhile if he got life in prison he would've been let out in a few years and maybe would've had a chance to start a new family
>>215959544joni mitchell is objectively cool
post some tunes lads i gonna go sit on the phone cus i;m too drunk to be at computer please share good musicia
>>215959495nah he was 9 when the war endedgreat granddad was in the 3rd. gebirgsjäger division, fought in Poland, France, Norway, and on the eastern front as part of army group south
>>215959535well good
>>215959559too early for this business
>florist>fat ange
>The High Court dismissed proceedings to officially quash Evans's murder conviction in 2004 on the grounds of the cost and resources that would be involved, but acknowledged that Evans did not murder his wife or his daughter, 54 years after his wrongful executionthe state murders you then refuses to apologise. sorry blud, our fault
>>215959559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anU-_PdyJeM
>>215959560Pretty cool do you have any of his stuff
>>215959513Who puts strawberries on a kebab?
>>215959514It's brown south wales, not Africantoria, she'll be alright
>>215959559https://youtu.be/ajjgEi8doE8
drunk ppl are funny :3
>>215959598they're tomatoes lad
>>215959560did he become a soviet POW? if so did he survive?
>>215959596iron cross second class, awarded June 1943 for actions in ukraineand some photos of him in Norway
check this out
>>215959455mad how fit they are at that age
>>215959559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RjgAXKjX9Y
>>215959625died in November 1945, was captured in Yugoslavia at the end of the war and was killed after an attempted prison escape from a POW campmy family didn't find out his fate until 1947, news upset my grandad a lot as a kid
>>215959632haha mental. i should learn how to drive
>>215959637
>>215959664yeah that's favstian. mad how cucked modern men are in comparison
>>215959637yeah we've found him lads, set the rozzers on him
>>215959693All it takes is a bit of torture and prison rape.
feel bad for brits with dark brown eyeswe are a semi nordic race and they have the mark of the common brownoid
probably had a nice smooth pussy slot
>>215959627I thought you weren’t allowed to have things with swastikas on
>>215959737???lots of people have old iron crosses from relativeswe don't have it hanging around or anything obviously
>>215959726Go find one and tell them this to their face. They'd knock you spark out lmfao forcing the glasses on your incel face into your own eyes, blinding you
nose ringshe knew what she was doing
>>215959774Yeah but the iron cross has a swastika on it no?
Postagecog-ACK
>>215959776found the dark eyed creature
get sean dyke in
>>215959788yea it does but that doesn't mean its banned lol
um, the new?
make the poo
>>215959817cancelled due to adverse weather
cant imagine myself with blue eyes. im already cute as hell i'd be way too op
right so what to do between now and the eening kick off?
ange postecoglou sitting on my face
>>215959855um!!!
headphones in slipknot on
>>215959812I always thought swastika and other things like it were banned and illegal
making the new, one minute
Need to post my dogshit zingers hurry up with the new you incel toads
>>215959890ange posteriorgluedtoyou
get it fucking made right this instant you useless piece of shit
>>215959918a nazi flag would be illegalbut an iron cross is obviously not, its not like its a Neo-nazi produced item, its a historical heirloomlike obviously people have old photos of relatives, some wearing a swastika armband, those photos are obviously not illegalits just being a Neo nazi is illegal
MAKE IT SLAVE BOY
i've failed to make the newi'll have to make a ticket on the helpdesk to get it resolved
sick of trying to drill this through your pathetic brain, get it fucking made NOW
4 mins to go and I can make the new
these new maker slaver drones are slacking get them on a PIP
>>215959964How do people look at the Nazi era, is it viewed like a giant fever dream with the Nuremberg laws, the idolisation of Hitler, the killings etc
i've never seen page 10its like a little holiday
hurry up and make it bitch
>>215957619>>215957619>>215957619
Mastertwat edish
>>215960051all germans are closeted nazis
>>215926840>>215926840>>215926840
>>215959664>was killed after an attempted prison escape from a POW campcan't really blame him, was probably going to die anyway
LETS GO>>215960125>>215960125
>>215960119alright moving to the baltic states then
