Crypto millionaire EditionOld - >>215969831
Fucking fires
>>215975622Where
lets say you were like cloned but you also had full control over the clone, nothing complicated, its just you acting with 2 bodies, same mind..... idk, telepathically or something...would you um...... masturbate yourself?
>>215973933What's up with his face
Same exact shit happened to me at the same age. Was bullied constantly in middle school. Entered high school and a cute blonde blue eyed girl started talking to me, started walking around everywhere with me, hugging me and stuff in the classroom/hallway. My brain however decided that the logical reason for this is "my classmates are all in on an elaborate method of bullying, as soon as i confess to the girl that i like her they will mock me and she will reveal she was just messing with me". So i decide to do nothing.A couple months pass, and when i'm at some competition in another school, the blonde girl's best friend tells me "why haven't you asked her out, she has a massive crush on you". To any normal human this would solidify the fact the girl likes them. To me it confirmed "yes, they are bullying me surely". So i continued doing nothing. This went on for 2 YEARS. She even KISSED ME at a house party in front of everyone. AND I STILL DID NOTHING AND ACTED LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.In senior year she shaved her head, completely stopped talking or interacting with me and got a boyfriend who was a knockoff offbrand version of me. Guy looked almost exactly like me, except he was half a foot shorter and had bad cystic acne.Later on i found out that my autism made her insanely insecure and depressed and she had to go to therapy because of it. Now she's engaged to the knockoff guy. I saw her at a music festival this summer (with the guy, i was alone because i'm autistic and go to concerts alone). We stared at each other for 30 seconds without saying anything. Then she said "it's been a long time" and i said "yeah" and she just said "bye" and walked away. I am a 24yo kissless virgin.
>>215973933got that labubu swag
Zuttposter is back at it
Momberg told me not to go to Mexico because "it's a terrible place" and "cartels are targeting Americans because of ICE"
ultimate sign of mental retardation: using the word "deal" when you mean "thing" or "object".
>>215977287https://vocaroo.com/1ljMbzANLc8f
>>215977811Well she's right. The most boring people flock to mexico to sit around and be bored someplace else
>>215977821What's your deal
>>215977793It's an bored ape NFT(TM)
>>215977821deal or no deal?
the seal ate his meal
Visit your nearest Spanish Mission
>>215977891I live really close to some since in Southern California
What's happened in the US protest? Any kino?
>>2159779232 we already discussed this
>>215977925No just the normal stuff
>>215977891Visited pic related recently
I understand you have a bridge to sell me
>>215977918I like them. If I ever get to visit the US, I'll visit some. Or one, at least.
>>215977925Lots of middle aged women and boomers chanting and holding signs thinking that what they are doing matters.
>>215977939Which mission is that one? And what drew you there?
>>215977925This anon >>215975911 saw a girl with a flabby ass and I want her to sit on my face
>>215977750does it feel like masturbating? i mean i assume it would
>>215977821i dont think ive heard anyone say that in my life
>>215978011It's the Mission San Francisco. I live here and was walking past it so I just went in. I like history so I just tend to explore
>>215977923putin or the alien
Bloodlines 2 comes out in a few days. Any bets on how shit it will be
>>215977811The cartel is a revolutionary organization and they make the petit bourgiosie seethe. They're basedI hope they kill as many fascist Americans as possible
>>215978049What great change are they trying to bring about? The change in their pocket?
>>2159779236 for sure
>>215977795Jesus christ....I had a similar experience though not quite as extreme with girls who had crushes on me in high school
>>215978046It'll be utter dogshit. OG Bloodlines was lighting in a bottle >>215978049Shut the fuck up spic
>>215977750
>>215978058>>215977923Threesome with Ye and Tay
gay canadian men
>>215977923who wouldn't sit between the legend in 5 ?
How many Californian regulars do we haveThere's at least 7 that I count
>>215978074think about it, you feel the sensations of both... so if you frotted your dicks together...........?
>>2159779239 > 3 > 6 > 2 > 8 > 0 > 4 > 1suduko on the spot tier:>7>literally who tier>5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwZm4LZxeeI
>>2159779233. Good chance i could change something.
>>215978095Did you include me? I'm the one that's in SF. (made the post above)I know there's anons in Sac and South LA.
>>215978063I'm hopeful that it will be like cyberpunk. Good enough for a playthrough on a deep discount or just torrent it. I feel like that would be the best we can hope for
>>215978109stop
>>215978042good man
>>215978128am i wrong thougheverbeit.......................................?
>>215978119get more illegals deported? based
https://youtu.be/9g931LC43MQOoh shaggy gonna sneeze
>>215978114>literally who tier>5one killed a healthcare CEO and the other killed a fascist
>>215978123Yes your post inspired mineThere's you MePlacer CountyLike 3 other la county peopleOne inland empire guyOne San Diego County guy
reminded me of some lines to pull out during sex"From the land to the sea you can suck my 'D" if she's Palestinian, Jewish or Arabic"Fuck And Find Out"etc
labubu
>fascist
>>215978140so literal schizo retards, fuck I'd take logan paul over them
>>215978032I think it's mostly a southern redneck hillbilly thing.
>>215978134bigly
>>215978084yeah especially cause ye's into that cuck shit, I'd just bang tay and he can watch in the corner and sing NIGGA HEIL HITLER for us
Fuck bros, the Boston area is so nice. I wish I could live here but everything is so expensive and I’d be competing with Harvard grads for jobs.
>>215978193looks pretty bog standard to me
>>215978193wow thats cozy
chuds are too easy
>>215977793I thought it was the guy from the hangover idk his name
>>215977923there are no downsides to 5
hasan blames destiny for what happened to emiru
>>215978233idk what half this means but I'll blame destiny as well
>>215978147There's another dude in SF and then another in up north beyond the bay who posts sometimes >>215978193Did my undergrad here. It's amazing and you can find a decent low cost place in Cambridge-Somerville area. Comfy as hell
>>215978233Hasan blames jews for him shocking his dog
>>215978147Also where are you based out of?
>>215978250the way browns treat animals does make me ponder if they are, in fact, a lower life form
>>215978119imagine being this much of a narcissist
>>215978233the canadian twinks in this thread are safe for now. there used to be a time where i'd grope your butt, smack you on the ass, pinch your cheeks, grab your crotch, sniff your chair after you got up and walked away. I used to be an animal. 3 months ago idda stuck a finger in ya ass and dare you to say something
hasan is white
>>215978241So that's more than 10, interesting >>215978254I live in Long Beach
does anyone have the image of abu ghraib but its hasan and his dog?
>>215978270One can judge the character of someone by the way they treat animals. Browns are often of poor character
>>215978291>I live in Long BeachLol I think I counted you when I said an Anon in south LA. Man I sometimes wish we could have a meetup. Probably in LA somewhere would work
>>215978310
>>215978326fuck that /cum/ meet up in vegas babygotta get you fags laid somehow, cheap strip hookers it is
>>215978333ty
>>215978326I already asked cali anons if they wanted to hang and nobody gave a fuck
cannot escape eceleb drama on this hellholeloathe some of you cunts
>>215978382thoughts on desTINY sucking a nazis cock?
>>215977795Sorry that happened to you bro, I was bullied too but I don't think any girl ever liked meWhat post are you replying to? Prev thread?
Crazy how there are people who genuinely stay happy despite it all
>>215978333top kek
>>215977795There's nothing worse in the world than being a kissless autistic virgin that girls actually approach sometimes, because I know I'm just going to let them down until their initial interest fades and I'm left just as alone and even more hopeless
>>215978382I genuinely do not know who 99% of ecelebs are I am clueless to who you people are talking about most of the time
>>215978049>The cartel is a revolutionary organizationactually they're a neo-feudal structure of petty despots and their armies of bandits
>>215977821>Im driving my deal
>>215978171I am a southern hillbilly and I have no idea what you mean, give an example sentence where someone would replace thing with deal
>>215978335That would either be legendary or a complete bloodbath. It would make the local news lmao>>215978358Same. I asked the SF dude and gave him a time and place but he shat his pants.If I'm in Socal anytime soon, I'll hit up this thread to look you up
might fap later
Talking about video games with my dad and books with my sisterI hope you all have good relationships with your family
>>215978333
>demofats don't know what fascist means>rebooblicans don't know what commie means what is this dichotomy called?
Post republicans with big boobs
>>215978486horse shoe theory or something
>>215978486literally no one in this country knows what a commie is, no one has read das kapital
>>215978521>no one has read das kapitalIt's long as shit
Is Diwali soon? Why are neighborjeets hanging up decorations?
dumb jeet never heard of Halloween
>>215978546nigga its like 3000 pages for the penguins classics versions, game of slop is like 700 per book and you fags will happily read a dozen of those
Thank you to the Indian who installed my new WiFi router
>>215978590yeah but if we're gonna read fiction it may as well be interesting fiction
>>215978588pisses me off that they expect me to acknowledge their dust throwing festival but they don't even know what halloween is
I just found this dead mantis on the sidewalkRIP this mantis
>>215978634Put him in your asshole
>>215978634Sexy hand?
>>215978634put him in your penis hole
I can hear the Latinx 2 blocks down throwing a party why are these fuckers so loud?
>>215978676You're jealous that they're having fun
>>215978676we'll tell your mom to be quieter next time
>>215978634>if only you knew
ROLL TIDE
thoroughly drunk
>>215978699Ok paco
>>215978676get yo cocunuts out again
>>215978676CIA o algo
Picked up Dandadan volume 8 at the book store
Business idea nuke everything below the mason dixon line
Got the Caseoh on
>>215978761Maryland isn't part of the south
>>215978767So?
crazy how South Park is good again
>>215978776So don't lump us in with them
Might go get my testosterone checked
>>215978806cuz ur a lil bitch?
>>215978795Fine, revised business idea nuke the global south. Happy?
>>215978781crazy how it's not
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>>215978817Global South plus Russia and we have a deal
I love milfs
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There is no Mexican thread, I wanted to mess with them, dammit.
>>215978838All of the men in that painting are named Paco and the mermaid is named Yolanda
>>215978829Sure but exclude St. Petersburg
>>215978843what's the dog named
>>215978845Sounds good*shakes your hand*
>>215978820it unironically is though. what’s not appealing to you about it?
>>215978850Nacho
>>215978850Mauricio Echeverria
I wanted a light up keyboard for typing in the dark. Looked around. Wasn't too thrilled with what was available in membrane keyboards for this type of thing. Decided to try mechanical. This is nicer than expected. Loud though. I got the style of switches that don't click and have no bump but it's still pretty clacky. I put a cloth underneath it and that seems to sort out the worst of it.
>>215978856it literally isn't
>>215978872it is though, you are literally wrong.
What kind of stupid name is "Volunteers" Tennessee needs to get real
this operating system is a fucking joke
>>215978834Lol @ the pic
>>215978879it quite literally is dogshit. enjoy being a retarded plebeian I guess
>>215978838I have no idea, it's right across the street from the place where I go to get these things
>>215978883just use windows
>>215978893When I visit Mexico I'm going to have to learn how to say "No cilantro please" in Spanish
>>215978894Can I have sex with you?
>>215978853Bombs away
>>215978895
>>215978894You'll never be white
If I die alone I die alone, but holy fuck at least I want to find a GODDAMN job in what I went to school for
>>215978929And what did you study?
>>215978908You might have to learn how to say a lot of things depending on where you go. The main restaurant I go to by my house does not have a menu on paper, they have different stuff all the time, and none of them speak english. They just rattle off a bunch of food in Spanish and then angrily stare at you with a pen and paper until you say something, hopefully in Spanish. This place.
>>215978929>what did you go to school for?
>>215978939cs
>>215978943I would just say "Pollo taco"
>>215978957But they don't have them everyday. I just look around the restaurant and point at somebody's plate, then I point at me
>>215978806I got mine checked and was surprised I actually have high T, I always thought I was a low T beta male
>>215978965Kek
>>215978943How much Spanish do you know?
>>215978891>plebeian you’re the one with shitty retard taste
>>215978956unironically cooked with AI man. From what I understand junior positions are being phased out because they overhired during the pandemic and now they want AI to support the senior devs
>>215978929Just neet bro it's not worth it
What is sigma?
>>215979006Sigma balls
>>215978973Not much, I can speak more words and say more things, than I can understand, they talk so fast.If you're in a tourist area don't worry about it everybody was speak english, but my house is in a little town of 500 people.
You wouldn't last a day in my wage cage
Don't they make the cheal hot dogs and lunch meat? Bar S and FUD.
For me it's the audi quattro
Roll TIDE
>>215978219i believe his name was "Dr. Faggot"
>>215979039That scene was really uncomfortable to watch with my liberal friends when we rewatched The Hangover a couple years ago
>>215979016looks like a nice area besides the dead bird. mexicans have it better than americans when it comes to cheap easy to fix cars
Oof that one was a stinker
>>215978219Ed Helms
>>215979047>looks like a nice areaLiterally looks like a slum in Africa
Just had a tylenol
>>215979073>build your own Hobbit slamkek I remember that
>>215978811Yes. I'm desperately afraid of conflict. I need everyone to like me all the time
>>215979047The town is actually pretty big and spread out just not many people, if you have a dirt bike or a quad runner you can just drive it around with no plate uninsured, nobody cares
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>>215979084>slamThought you were talking bout the metal genre and you had me excited for a min there lol
i think it's funny when a lot of people die
>>215979090You probably just have autism or some other mental disorderIf you're young and have ED then your testosterone might be a problem
>>215979106Much better anon
>>215979120You the same 16 year old telling random anons to kill themselves yesterday?
>>215979074The slums in Africa probably have more houses with electricity and water than we do. I see people going down to the river to shave and stuff, like laundry or whatever. And people sit outside the city office to get free Wi-Fi because there's no cell phone signal or internet there
>>215979016Oh man how fucking based.
I'm 5'10 barefoot and have been wearing 2 inch shoe lifts for the last 5 years. I claim to be 6'1 and no one has ever called me out on it
>>215979160Cringe
>I just know that something good is gonna happen>I don't know when>But just saying it could even make it happen
>>215979142i find absurdity funny, and a lot of people being killed is absurd
what luck that the one day i decide to go to sf and the asian art museum the leftards are marching and took forever to drive back
It's getting weird being 30 and KHHV. I'm 6'3 and not even unattractive!
>>215979213you obviously are or are standardcel
They think I’ve had a meltdown. They think they have the upper hand. The thread has been derailed. My mission is complete. I won.
I only ever get dl speeds this high on steamhow peculiar
>>215979259You probably live near a steam server. There are tons of them.
i think nature is beautiful, and i think humans are ugly>inb4 humans are nature
>>215979224I'm retarded and stopped socializing in 2016. My family thinks I'm gay
>>215979271no I mean this is happening on something other than steam which is the peculiar parttorrents rarely go above 20mb/s
>>215979273you may not be gaybut you're closer to gay than straightand that's a bad thing
>>215979278what client do you use?
Wassup
>>215979291qbit, I don't think it's a client thing though I just usually download poorly seeded stuffI shrimply was surprised to see it
>>215979165Some people seriously believe in manifesting bullshit. Me, I pray.
>>215979278Oh my bad
>>215979306brajeeet bro why does your flag say 'order and progress' but brajeetistan is anything but orderly
how to find White Germanic Girlfriend in 2025??? thank you!!!!
She makes my heart go doki doki
>>215979306>>215979334brajeets in the house!why do they come here?!>>215979334put on your trip nigger!
>>215979334what so she can explain your privilege to you?unless youre a noble brahmin forget it
i am dalit
been considering downloading 90s and early 00s ad compilations to add in between episodes of shows to leave playing on my tv in the background to relive better daysI haven't even used my television in a decade
I'm 31 and I want an 18-19 y/o cute white gf.
I'm da littest
>>215979348brajeetistan is my favorite country in latin america mostly cause it's the only one that dont speak that horrid language called spanish not exactly stiff competition but still gotta put them on no 2 after usa
>>215979363i am midlh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWQqCgSOIKY Fat people walking down the street anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz0wcxV_2HY
>>215979368i just leave bloomberg on in the background even though it isnt like i really do much trading
i owe billions of dollars to the irs
>>215979386this one do be betterhttps://youtu.be/7sjZHvGkQw8?si=w_mNdKG38V5nOF6Y
>>215979384
>>215979399I highly doubt that
Alone outside the marriage party with a drink in my hand like the true dark brooding lonely incel I am
>>215979411that's why i get away with it
Can you guess what state I live in based on my town's population history?
Ate supper and breakfast at opposite times today
>>215979415i bet a big bunda brazilian wife then brazilian citizenshiphook me up brocant they just make it 2 years for everyone why you have to marry someone for citizenship to make it 2 bullshit
>>215979421Kentucky?
>>215979421Coal Center, Pennsylvania
>>215979421wyoming ass BITCH
the whole jason thing, whatever happened there
>>215979421West of the MississippiArizona, California, Montana or New MexicoMaybe Pennsylvania
>>215979421california
>>215979452He was found to have committed suicide a few days ago
>>215979452coddling parents and a terminal case of no bitches
>>215979459This isn't true
https://youtu.be/BOJcK-OKjCE?si=w-bleUIPZhB1Cxkg
>>215979459I live in ****** and saw his obituary in the paper, pretty fucked up
Watching top gear and I'd assume the UK was 98% white in 2007
Found Jason on the 'log>>215977448
Would any pretty woman date a sensitive and anxious young man
RIP bozo
The late Stephen Colbert
>>215979540Based
when I get a job the first thing I buy after my first check will be a PSP
My dad deep-fries corn dogs
>>215977811mumberg lah
>>215979552What are you gonna play
>>215979538>>215979540I didn't even know he was sick
>>215979523It's over for us
>>215979552Working is slavery not worth it just ask your mom for money
>>215979552As a knower. Get a PS Vita. OLED preferably. I got mine for $175 CAD in amazing shape. Insane deal. Jailbroke it and now I just download any psp/ps vita/psx game over wifi on the vita and play.
Central Park is massiveThe buildings are massiveThe American Museum of Natural History is massive
>>215979587My penis massiveYour gapehole is massiveThe two shall never intertwine
>>215979564the nfs games first, then I will autistically compile a spreadsheet of psp games and go from there>>215979585if I can find a decently priced one I definitely willI was looking at those originally but some of the prices people want are absurd
>>215979587NYC is larger than it looks desu. But the whole place smells like weed now
>>215979587New York City is a really cool to visit. I’m not sure I’d want to live there though. I’m too much of a rural simpleton to live in a crazy place like that.
>>215979587why the hell would a tourist go to ny if they could go anywhere in the country is beyond me honestly
>>215979606>Your gapehole is massiveHow do you know about my giant urethra?
Sisterberg listening to Theo Von
>>215979607I bought mine locally off facebook marketplace about a year or so ago.
>>215979622I've got friends on the inside
Detroit is better and cooler than New York.
I feel like I would like to invite Kamala Harris onto my podcast. I hear she needs work. I'd be giving her exposure.
Stephen Colbert seriously died huh?
>>215979619I did indeed smell it a few times>>215979620Me neither. The city i live in is too much city for me as is>>215979621I just had to land at the JFK airport. I'm headed for colombia
I’m a cum jizz fag. I’m a penis retard bitch.
>Dookie trite
Trump posted an AI video of himself in a fighter jet dumping shit all over protestors
>>215979632She seems based I wonder what having based relatives is like
>Hand built in England
>>215979653He's such a based boy
>>215979636How did they get in there?>>215979653I bought a Trump bobble head
Bonald Brumpfth a politic :DDDDD
Going to play some KCD2 tonight
>>215979714What happens in this game
>>215979656>Will fall apart
gonna run to taco bell rq
>>215979715you run around like an idiot and do gay quests, same as all games
Looking at photos from the No Kings protests today, and the preponderance of people spelling "Kings" on their signs with an apostrophe ("King's") is alarming.
>>215979715Gay shit and unenjoyabe gameplay
>>215979739that's Teachers for ya!
The people at that protest are retarded
>>215979714I want to pirate it but fuck it's requirements
>>215979715Prelude to the hussite wars. Rpg with some pretty fun combat, good representation of bows as well. It's a great time. The haters are literally homosexuals
USA would benefit immensely by becoming a part of the Commonwealth. King Charles would lead America into a new era of prosperity.
>>215979776hurr durrr durrr hurrrrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>215979776King Charles III will be dead within a few years.
>>215979656Bro tier car inspector
>>215979739when i passed by it literally had some dsa member speakingdemocrats have been completely taken over by the bernie and aoc side of the partythis could either go terribly or it could make republicans win for like the next decadehopefully it's the latter
lmao shrekeli that guy had a great arc
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>>215979759Just came back from downtown. There was this retarded kid that wouldn't shut the fuck up about 6-7, whatever the FUCK that is thank you
POWER ISN'T GIVEN IT IS TAKEN
>>215979776I would beat the shit out of you in public VIOLENTLY
>>215979772Literally gay homo doodoo sex is part of the gayme
>>215979817Good luck bitch i'm 6'11 490lbs
I think we should all countries become chinese. With the eyes and everything.
