Noel Fielding edition
white men only want one thing and it's disgusting
poo smells
>>216069115YepViz is right every time
>>216069126two children?
>>216069126
Rorke is outraged about "white replacement" yet nary a word about gentrification
>>216069126Waltuhh
Penny Lane sub-edition
do you lot ever feel like going back to the place you grew upi doi think about it a lotmaybe i should go
My next of kin is still my ex girlfriend. I don't have the heart to change it.
>>216069131i wonder how many trannoids killed themselves since that photo was taken
pony blair
>>216069137>>216069138>>216069141Why do asian girls love white people so much?
>>216069152Um!! xx
i warned you all >>216068771i told you all to fear the bull man.
>>216069142Are Ian was a cheeky chappie.
>>216069148also about all those people I went to primary school with too, how certain things just vanish before you know, like dew leaving the morning grass as the sun rises up, how a bolt of lightning is there one second and gone the next
therapist gf is NOT happy you haven't taken your medication
maybe i should shag the autistic bird at toili could rock her fucking world
>>216069148No
>>216069135Post two more examples
>>216069175how come you're swiss and called buhlmann now
>>216069206well that's definitely not allowed to be posted mate
i bet /brit/s taste in music is fucking atrocious
>>216069212You can have one I can't be arsed with a second
>>216069222I only listen to techno now
>>216069222been listening to cowards by squid a lot recently
>>216069210Immigrants are to blame for this
>>216069219got banned for a few days and permanently muted on my bradleywalsh account last month
So why do the peng tings sit near me on an empty bus?
>>216069222love coldplay and voting for the nazis me
>>216069240dogshite>>216069249dogshitebe better
>>216069149doubt its legally binding without marriage but you should change it
>>216069295They'd probably ring her if she hasn't changed her numberI've got no next of kin tho. It'd just be mumberg
>>216069158this is my korean au-pairs to me when I was a blond and blue eyed baby, so the old folks say>>216069222https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPyvKrU1DMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxrBSad5FWQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-SbWVE2umUget done lad these are BELTERS
>>216069270what did you do for that to happen?
Listening to some tuneshttps://youtu.be/WQQRcg3FB30?si=oa9IbzR2SJdttExj
>>216069238yeah alright I'll accept it
>>216069222No need to drop hints, buddy, you can just ask us to share some xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha914XeQtKU
>>216069315kept telling people I'd rape them if they didn't call
Sir Judeo Christian
So far the mtg cards I’ve scanned are worth about $960How do I even sell these
>>216069348>JudeoFOY
>>216069315constantly bypassing the swear filter and bantering people based on their nationality. was just a ban then i kept doing it so they muted me.so now i'm a swiss lad called aster buhlmann who is secretly taking his revenge against the site. plan is to win this tournament they have once a year where the winner gets to rename a tournament and then call the tournament something that can be interpreted as racist
>>216069222https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QVH7e7Cne4
>>216069158cant really blame themits blue eyes and blond hair and that pinkish transparent skin colour white people are the besti say that entirely objectivelythe whole world knows it inherently
>>216069349TCGplayer or Cardmarket in Europe
>>216069364>call the tournament something that can be interpreted as racistTexas Deport 'Em
all of these have been dogshite so far
>>216069364Any chance of finding a woman to shag, mate?
>>216069131lmao
>>216069148i drove past my childhood home 3 times today. lived there from the day i was born till shortly before my 11th birthday. its a nice house, still my most favourite home.
>>216069393y-yeah your mum!!
>>216069364fucking god speed man I wish you luck, do update us on this
>>216069381would have to be something really subtle to get past them>>216069393project on i'm successful and managed to get a gf before despite being diagnosed autistic
>>216069381howl
THE YANKS ARE AT THE GATES
>>216069374Don’t you have to be authorized to sell on TCGplayer or something
>>216069310better off having your mum. would you want an ex to get your death in service payment if you died in some freak accident at toil tomorrow? meanwhile your mum would have to tip up for your funeral
not gay but i find it off putting if the bloke in a porno is fat or has a small dick needs to be handsome and girthy so i can pretend hes me
>>216069436i always wondered why theyre so uncannythen i realised what it wastheyre all heavily medicated
>>216069158It's honestly pretty sad that you can tell Japanese women love babies and want to have kids of their own but can't because they'll never be able to afford it when their wage slave jobs work them and their husbands to the bone.
>>216069451Well I wouldn't mind, neither of them particularly deserve it lol
>>216069420how about "Pack Key"
hello
>Coca Cola begins rollout of Coke with real cane sugarThe de-corn syrup-ing of America has begun.
I would like to kill myself, aha
>>216069437Not sure but you can sell them individually on ebay though with worse fees
>>216069467dont bother then i suppose. i dont like my mother but wouldnt want to burden her with the expense of my funeral. she would probably get a massive room at the crematorium knowing nobody would turn up, just to spite me. but id rather she get it than my cunt ex.
>>216069469perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36iKhnV3d50
https://voca.ro/17p94wr9iR7e
grow up
ever wanked over your own MUM ?
>>216069535No but I have had wet dreams about her
Still can't believe that fucking bellend expected us to post in a thread without a subject.
>>216069611aussie runt
>>216069611He needs his head chopped off
>>216069611Best thread all week and it wasn't even /Brit/
>>216069640take it easy Mehmet
>>216069595The Earl's Garden in Arundel looks like this.
yankGPT
>>216069115So much shite packed into one image that I cannot make head or tail of it
There’s an episode of The Office (US) where the main guy burns his foot on a George Foreman grill, but the fat retarded guy has a cancer scare, and everyone is concerned about the fat guy and nobody gives a shit about the main guy’s burnt foot so he gets jealous of the fat guy.
I reckon in 500 years there will still be shit about Israel and Palestine
>>216069797What's the episode where someone asked
what would i do without /brit/. love to drop in before, after or especially during a few red wines. I am old now and the brain is not as sharp as it once was. Cant always say i know what I should post, but the joy here is that it's /brit/ and theyll still be here to give you more (you)s tomorrow. It saddens me that one persons posts seem to upset so many people. Not the posts mind you, but that the poor losers (incels who get angry) could take it so seriously....my heart goes out to them....Post on my brethren, never leave (unless its forever)...........
>>216069787not my problem and this lad >>216069135 enjoyed itso get fucked, fatty, I'll edish what I want
>>216069845In 100 years there won’t be a Palestine.
>>216069857You are the one /brit/ poster who cares about editions
This is the worst general on 4chan by far
wonder how the lad with the massive hole letting freezing cold air into his bedroom because he had no windows is getting on
>>216069879Yes.
>>216069854You had enough wine for today, unc.
>>216069861If you bastards have your way then sure I guess not
>>216069854fuck off you old fart
>>216069905You can't say things like that without visiting all other generals.
>>216069906nithered
>>216069905Not even the worst general on this board lmao
>>216069944I have visited themThis general is by far the worst. Mainly because it's the biggest general /int/ (the worst board) and it attracts basically anyone who can speak a lick of English
35 years old and still havent learned how to make friends or bond with people
>>216069973Most other generals are very slow so not really entertaiting.
>>216069861there never has or will be a palestine
>This general is by far the worst
Todd, aged 13, Tristan, aged 13, and Jordyn, aged 16, were all last seen in Kiama at 10.40pm on Monday, 20 October 2025.
>>216070026lemme check in the rape dungeon
>>216070026
>>216070026100% a sex slave damn im jealous love to have this chained up in my dungeon
>>216069987Lol hahaha (same at 33)
Andrew Godsen still missing 2025
>>216069857I can confirm that I enjoyed this edition
>>216070079very strange individual
Todd is a good English name. One of that rare class of surviving names from Middle English, like Ashley and Lee
>>216070074Hm
>>216070098all black man's names now
>>216070090
Do I cop
>>216070124No, black men have names from the 1940s like Enoch and Winston and Adolf
GOD i wish that were mehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760945490976068.webm
>>216070074Maaate
>>216070079Reckon he's still alive
>>216070157cop your balls and then sniff your fingers? yeah
>>216070181Already done that
Racist, but I want to impregnate this ebony wench. Am I normal?
>>216070165what? i meant in a video game obviously and shes 16 (legal) (in a videogame, role playing as a captive in a dungeon, on a Minecraft server)
andrew godsen is buried under stephen fry's back patio
this one, officer >>216070224
>>216070026Fuck. Just imagine pulling her knickers to the side. She must have the sweetest tucked-in pink pussy out there.
Made an insanely risky noncepost earlier (joking, of course) and now I'm worried it crossed a line.
well i can't sleep so that's just great
currently in heat
>GOOOOOD EVENING, GOOD EVENING, GOOD EVENING! IT'S TIME TO SUCK COCK AND WATCH BROOKSIDE
>>216070289ummy
>>216070211imagine the smell
Why does it always seem to beI’m looking at poo, you’re looking at weeIt’s always the same it’s just a shameThat’s all
still spamming/flooding are we
>>216070239are you role-playing as a police officer now?have i been a bad boy? xfor real though, 16 is legal, to roleplay in a video game
>>216070313musky
>>216070211god she's so fit
New>>216069282>>216069282>>216069282
>>216070160that's just wrong
>>216070289alri jordyn hot is aus isnt it
You lads looking forward to the next celebrity traitors episode then?
+1 to my post count+1 to my nights sleep count
will avoid the beast thread and instead continue to think about Jordyn
Im an evil ugly incel freak but I've got the classic non-threatening american golden retriever face so all these peng lasses think it's fine to sit near me but it's not fine it hurts
One dogshit zinger after another
>>216069456They only want white babies which is why they dont breed o algo
>>216070397how full do you think she is right now?im going to say shes been stuffed (with food, in a minecraft server) nonstop since she disappeared her legs must be ravaged red raw (from all that walking of course, in a video fame)corr, this heat is getting me all sweaty
>>216070402low doorways/ceilings in that placewonder how old it is
>>216070448white people can't breed either, only africans and afghans are still going strong
>>216070423Hate that whole golden retriever shit White men acting like pushovers and clowns
>>216070461kill yourselfnot in a video game, in real life
those irish getting rowdy aye
>>216070479Jews too
>>216070211Name?
>>216070492Nothing ever happens
>>216070491why would you say something so horrible and rude?what the hell is wrong with you dude
>>216070461blimey
I get aroused byElectronic hardware
mods will do fuck all about the illegal posts in this dead thread it's actually over
>>216070503something seems to be happeninghttps://x.com/fatima_gunning/status/1980714630059086223
lovely name jordynlovely namewouldnt mind a lifeless doll named jordynsomething you can take out when you want to play with and then put back in the cupboard once youve had your fun withlove toys me
No need to update my pc because all the games are SHIT now
>>216070549what illegal posts are you talking about
>>216070583the ones about raping that child
omds
I’d sniff her dumps.
Muculent Ooze
>>216070550kek the mods over at /r/Ireland have already begun to lock down everything
>>216070599cute x
>>216070549I get with a permanent ban for child porn once a month and then it's gone again filing an appeal saying I've done no such thing.I don't know what their system is doing but it does nothing against the 3 different pedophilic spammers that aren't mousenonce or gingerpedo.
>>216070590youre being sillyare all Canadians this sensitive and delicate?no one made posts about raping children
>>216070486Cant help it i look like a sweetheart and i am one
>>216070635kill yourself
>>216070550>posts a video where literally nothing happens
nth for the holodem
might go on brit and larp as a christian
https://old.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/1ocrmar/drivers_ethnicity_being_checked_at_the_citywest/
cancelled my subscription to The Times this afternoon, was a bit annoyed that you can register online but have to call and wait and explain yourself to cancel (the EU outlawed that shit)the lady asked me why I'm cancelling and I told her it's because I'm going to prison for murdering the last person who wouldn't cancel my subscription. she didn't laugh at my joke.just dawned on me that those calls are recorded to.
>>216070667look at the class divide in them comments corr
>>216070649thats hate speech mateyou can be banned to telling people to kill themselves if you dont like the people or posts in this thread you can leave, youre not even a native and youre not exactly contributing to british culture are you
Is Stalker 2 shit?
>>216070725just tell them the truth about your autistism if anyone chases you up
We should all have been on the pillar of autumn together
>>216070725The AA is like this. Only cancel by phone. I just told him (Indian) it's because I got a new car and the breakdown cover came free with it but he still tried to argue about keeping it. What a fucking twat lmao
>>216070731almost looks like all the "wrong" opinions were deleted
>>216070667grifting a protein ball am me
>>216070725>>216070764dadberg went to cancel Sky once because he heard that if you try to they offer you shit like free sports, movie channels for 12 months or 6 months half price but when he phoned they cancelled it without offering him anything and had to sign back up to a more expensive deal lol
>>216070809They played him like a fool
>>216070788Flag collected
>>216070809this never happenednice larp
>>216070839Newfag
>>216070725>I'm going to prison for murdering the last person who wouldn't cancel my subscriptionbased. sic semper customer servitiis.
>>216070759kronii doing the needful and charging up another hadouken
It’s Wednesday tomorrow
green
>>216070871it's fus ro dah x
>>216070725>subscribing to the times in the first place
throatberg isn't doing so good gents, kinda making me feel a bit feverish too, can this post reach 500 likes and for every like I get i'll do one press up?update: OMDZ 1K LIKES THANK YOU GUYS THIS IS MY MOST LIKED YOUTUBE COMMENT YET!!!
just watched a tourist catch a moroccan man trying to shag a monkey
erm...lads?
>>216070895he never subscribed in the first place, it was a joke retard
https://migranthotels.net/fascinating website
>>216070885next kronii's in japan she needs to link up with kson
If I had schizophrenia,the voices would be generated by my brain,so that would mean the voices know everything about me,but they can also relate to me, which means that I could just straight up be friends with them
Was trying to get some work done when a blonde bird in tight volleyball shorts sat near me and my throat got dry and i just stared at my evil laptop screen and couldnt do anything
>>216070999they aren't personalities mate
>>216070975MI5 IP tracker
>>216070951>Protestors show up>Shout and yell a lot, throw some objects>Eventually everyone gets bored and goes homeThere saved you several days of following another nothingburger story.
>>216070999Whenever I go outside I get a repeatably uncontrollable thought that everyone who sees me is thinking awful things about me. I have to scream internally to drown out the thoughts that tell me to harm them. Daren't tell gpberg this.
>>216070951WTF are they acting refugees?
>>216070952>>216070895their archive is really good, you can read their papers all the way back to to 1780s. I don't care for the modern paper, just did a free trial subscription to find my great-great-granddad's obituary
*rorke just took a bite of a mild chicken tikka*ooh hot hot hothe need some milk!!
doing the cheeky double espresso right before sleep trick
>>216071039
Evening team. Just winding down for bed now. Glass of cola with a slice of lemon. It's lush
>just did a free trial subscription to find my great-great-granddad's obituary
>>216071039maybe stop dressing like a woman then matebehaveyoure a bloke in a dressof course people are going to point and laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_nVsmtH4M8
Driving lesson at 12:00 pm tomorrow as well. Should be fine
>>216071094have a little grow up you weasel
have a little wankdo a little pooget down tonight
I like to say brot instead of bread.
>>216071128genuinely what kind of cunt has their obituary in the timeswhat was he a celebrated slave trader?
/brip/
wahey
Jacob Rees-Mogg's dad was editor of The Times from 1967 to 1981.
I'm a go-getter you see team. I take the initiative in my life and always try to better myself.
https://youtu.be/vwmtbIWPdf8?list=RDvwmtbIWPdf8&t=1676me in the mask
>>216071218Wonder what they looked like after the beating
>>216071227What’s your plan to work your way up the company ladder?
>>216071218much as i don't like em i don't think they deserve to be beaten up if they're minding their own business
might get a job that involves metalworking
>>216071218Where's the picture from after she was beaten up?
the new youtuber i was watching turned out to be another crazy woman again
>>216071261If this story is true, which I doubt, I very much doubt we’re hearing the why of their being beaten
>>216070999Every person (with or without schizophrenia) has a dialogical self.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gydbp9F780
>>216071127what type of car you driving
>>216071279Just made that joke dickhead
This is going to surprise you lads, but you don't deserve to be beat up just for dressing differently
>>216071308one with a MANual TRANSmission
>>216071320yes you do
>>216071327kill yourself
>>216070975>Hugh Laurie lives a two minute walk from a migrant hotellmaowonder who he votes for
>>216071327
>>216071320You deserve to be beaten up for being a freak.
Give me one argument against taking in refugeesAnd no it can’t be racist nonsense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9h1x86YhpM
>>216071350I'd like to see you try you little gimp I will fucking floor you
>>216070550they rioted like a couple months ago and the fuss died out after a day>>216071039are you taking anti-psychotics?
>>216071320are you sure?
reported a mapleleaf for maling jokes about trans folkdisgusting behaviour hate speech is not onlocking up 16 year olds in a sex dungeon however, in a video game, legal
my pussy is real
>>216071376Instantly knew that was Germany
Australians just don’t fit in here
>>216071386then have an abortion
nonce sense
>>216070090Loved reading this, was a hoot the whole way through!
>>216071395how?
>>216071346:D
>I'd like to see you try you little gimp I will fucking floor you
Just done an absolute little runt over on /tv/
>>216071259Don't really want to work at ALDI long term >>216071308All I know is it's a manual.
Just saw a little black kid get pulverized by a car kek
>>216071417It's the most degenerate place on Earth. No one would bat an eye lid at that guy walking past. Except obviously an importaki
I can lift things with my mind
>>216070090why does he keep falling for it
>>216071433qrd on the runt doing
>>216071432lmao
>>216070951oim oirsh
>>216071444yeah.. men's shirts
>>216070090Dadberg loves the viz. I always get him some old editions for his birthday and christmas
Who is saving my Klinefelters?
GET IT MADE
>>216071492you're not the real hooveshe left when deegs left
>>216071509
>>216071291>again?
>>216071507Diego hasn't posted here in years though
