mason musso and trace cyrus edition?
>>216102452didn't actually just a glass of water, keeping healthy
why did you post this
drive uncle
>>216103521fair enough
just learned about the uk's 77th brigade
Thoughts?
>>216103531you lot surely have similar things
there's a ground beetle on the ceiling
>>216103537just came to that sweet mouse arse
It’s a Dark Academia type of morning
well that's a sexy little mouse isn't it
>>216103583those vibes are reserved for upperclassmen
>>216103583it really is, nice and rainy, foggy, cold out, the autumn leaves on the ground?
>>216103583love the dark academia aesthetic, dislike the genre of book which is boring
finna buss a hot load up that mussy
>>216103537I liked the character sheet where it explained it can be a futanari if it wants to
>>216103583This and my cock four inches inside of ruby granger’s rectum
because of the beetle on the ceiling (I didn't know it was a beetle at the time the ceiling is very high here so he was too far away to see well and I was worried he might've been a big winged ant or termite or wasp or something) I spent all day sleeping in twenty minute increments I would set a timer for twenty minutes wake up look at the bug look at the door and window to see if it was sending out pheromones and bringing a swarm in then I would go back to sleep for twenty minutes again and now I feel tired and strange
>>216103624Yeah I posted that yesterdayJanny doesn't seem to care about the mice anymore, he seems to know mousey isn't posting them (he has an image ban)
I also had the nxivm documentary on in the background while doing this
hmmm...... *shoots myself in the head*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnAdjSaIwBc
Rorkey porky pudding and pieKissed the girls and made them cry
nah it's all about betty botter bought some butter
>>216103645*fucks the bullet hole*
>>216103666alri satan
The prospective dark academia gf
>>216103694i'd make her suck my willy so i can scoop out her tonsil stones with my tip
>>216103694She’s yank only
betty botter bought some butter but she said this butter's bitter if I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter so she bought a bit of butter better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and the batter was not bitter so twas better betty botter bought a bit of better butter
>>216103694her bag strap circles an area i'm deeply curious about
>>216103741Good morning sir
suppose I have to eat pizza again
*delivers a perfect elbow on your spine creating a parapeligic*nothing personal
>>216103776salam alaikum benderchod
>>216103804*falls on the ground and my trousers slip revealing my smooth bum and arsehole*
>>216103841when in rome...
>>216103583>It's an AI Slop type of morning
poo as romans poo
big fan of the dark academia aesthetic even though im sure it's just a snobby girl trendvery evropean
/brit/... shitim still only in /brit/
what did he mean by this
>>216103910grow up
>>216103934The image is AI slop, therefore why is it wrong to call it out as AI slop?Do you believe people should not be allowed to point out facts? So you're in support of censorship?
just had sex with a dark acedemia girl
>>216103939yes
dark macademia
been away for a weekthat zutt meme is quite funny init
beetle just flew around and now he's somewhere where I can't see him
>>216103956Ok, Hitler.
Do better. Dress smarter.
bark academia
>>216103958this guy is nuts
For me? It's DSP.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHGMe2X2_mI
LET THE TEQUILA SHITS BEGIN!!!
>>216103991cable knit jumper makes me think of haircut 100
>>216103929Is... is this an apocalypse now reference because I referenced the film earlier today?
>>216103939nothing wrong with a bit of censorship ladwhat's wrong is when our enemies are in control of the govt
>>216104040>what's wrong is when our enemies are in control of the govtAI sloppers are my enemy.
>>216103966see them posting this word all the time on my way into brit but no idea what it could possibly mean
i'm sick and tired of conventional fixed style jazz
You're all fur coat and no trousers, you are.
>>216104045embarrassing
>>216104062How is it embarrassing? Elaborate on that.
>>216103997uni is ruffhaha
>>216104060*slides my masive cock straight up your arsehole*oh yeah interesting tell me more you tiny little fuckpiece
>>216104067
>>216104045if that is the extent of your problems then truly i envy you>>216104050they're ripping mohammed for being bent init
>>216104080at last, they created a new genre
>>216104033if you must know the last thing i saw before going to sleep was a tiktok with deftones l(mirl) playing in the background of the saigon hotel monologue and it has remained in my head since
>>216104060You don't like Jazz-flavoured Jazz? That's alright. There's so much other jazz out there.Tigran Hamasyan makes jazz for train enthusiasts. Matt Mitchell makes jazz for people who hate their ears. Even Miles Davis made plenty of music for people who hate Miles Davis.
>>216104089This is not real Hadith stop spreading lies
>>216104100the bummings will continue until morale improves
>>216104106interesting that there's people making edits of it on tiktok, could you find that edit?https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216073956/#q216077022
>>216104120they rode him all night bro
The trans community really needs to put the mentally ill, the fat and the ugly in the background hidden away like the Gay community or they will never be accepted as a movement
>>216104215fortunately they will never do that
any of you cunts want their faces stabbed up or what?
>>216104215Trannies had their peak and they blew it, now slow acceptance and politeness will go back to open disgust in a few years
>>216104242ooh yes please
doing a poo
>>216104270im going to fuck the holes
>>216104215>>216104264Notice how the trans and broader LGBT movements completely vanished after 2024.Western politicians were faced with two options: either "support LGBT and oppose third-world immigrants" or "support third-world immigrants and forget about LGBT", they chose the latter.It's extremely apparent with Labour here in the UK. They refuse to say a single word about LGBT or trans issues because they know it will lose them votes from Muslims (their most precious, coddled demographic).
>>216104215This but unironically Gay people and the gay "community" are extremely judgemental. If you are some ugly munter or extremely mentally ill you won't be accepted in the community and they sure as hell won't let you be a spokesperson for them. If you look at a gay pride event it's always the jacked dudes or the fit leabians in the parades. You would struggle to name me 3 popular gay spokespeople who aren't attractive.The trans community on the other hand it's always the most mentally ill freaks who are desperate to be victims who lead the movement and that's why everyone hates them. They should lead with the fit trannys or atleast the least mentally ill ones and not some dole scum with a bad hairline and worse mental health
doing ein poo und einen wee
Need her to use my mouth as her personal toilet.
>>216104319>or the fit leabians in the paradesI mean this is just blatantly false LMAO.I have never seen even one single attractive lesbian at a pride parade. They always get the butch girls who look like literal men.
>>216104329this photo is not up to date...
>>216104363Here’s a more recent one.
I had genuinely the most fucked up dream I have ever had last night.>I rent an apartment in this weird liberal apartment block and my neighbour is this group of stoners (mostly women)>They act strange around me but invite me into their apartment but I feel this weird air of distrust or not liking me >For some reason my apartment is in the middle of this big weird Woodstock/Boomtown type society with stalls and parties and weird degenerate stuff like stalls where people can fight each other etc>I remember feeling very uneasy in the dream as most people were cold towards me >At one point of the female stoner neighbours approached me and said "We in the community will only accept you and allow you to be here if you walk into one of the stalls and show my ass and give her a picure of my cock for her to upload for everyone to see and laugh at >She then showed me they had installed a camera above my bed in my roomAt this point my fat cunt neighbour woke me up by banging upstairs, genuinely might beat him a baseball bat from taking me away from that sexy yet scary dream
>>216104403Not really that fucked up.I've had dreams where I've drowned in a deep sea, or suffocated to death during a fire in a building, in VISCERAL detail.
boom boom boom boomi want you in my room
>>216104403God I wish that were me
*crack*that's me snapped your fucking arms and shit
>>216104432>>216104451just snapped your arms
Anyone else able to cum twice in a row? Just did it a moment ago, was really nice
>>216104432>>216104403>>216104423just snapped your fucking arms
>>216104483just snapped your fucking dick off pal
>>216104469whyve you done that
>>216104500it gives me pleasure. im going to twist you up m8
>>216104509id like to see you fucking try pal
>>216104509just twisted my cock up your bum mate
>>216104547That’s gay.
>>216104541reckon i could turn you into a pretzel me old chinayour cries of anguish make my fucking dick hard i might rape youim going to rape you
>>216104319see if there was a femboy pride parade this wouldn't be an issue. femboys' primary aim is to attract men and look sexy, whereas trans people's primary aim is to look like a woman
>>216104556That’s also gay.
>>216104547liddle swedoid i would turn you inside out
bet i could get bummed by everyone in here and not feel bothered about it because im a stoic
you're all getting raped it's just a question of when
>>216104586sounds like a challenge
im joking lads im not going to rape you (I might rape you)
fuck it you're getting raped
You guys been paying attention to the happenings in Ireland? This is just like LOTR when the Ents hold their Entmoot and decide to attack the evil forces of Saurmon...
spider thats a foot long and eats chicken
>>216104681oh interesting *snaps your neck then rapes you*
>>216104700>spider thats a foot longbody, or including legs?
>>216104720both
>>216104403life under the woke world order innit
>>216104720>>216104730>>216104737im going to rape youit will be bad
oh well you suck a nice dick, then you screw a nice ass,yeah you suck a nice dick, then you screw a nice ass,well you suck a nice dick, then you screw a nice ass,oh come on,gay gay, gay gay, gay bitch!
Just watched "Ghost World" from 2001. Pretty boring but it had a 15 year old Scarlett Johansson
this is lush
>>216104811the comic was better but a shit muncher like you has never read it
>>216104803for me it’s 2hollishttps://youtu.be/CjnFzPhM72I?si=67ZUu82QlrdbD-IV
Lads going to see an escort tomorrow What are all the protections I can take to make the chance or getting herpes, HPV or Aids as minimal as possible
>>216104681https://odysee.com/@ThomasBadenRiess:7/the-turd-position.-special-guest-video:9
ghostworld was a cool thing to read 20 years ago btw
>>216104853shave pubes before. wear 2 condoms. get it sledged into her cum as quickly as possible then douse your genital area in methylated spirits. thatll do it
where are the irish flags
>>216104819alri mr moneybags
>>216104819the fuck is that?>>216104929i heard two condoms make it more likely to break>>216104853yeah just make sure to wear a full hazmat suit when you go and kill and prostitue me china, significantly lowers the possibility of getting AIDs I hope this helps uwu x ^-^
you belong to me,i belong to you,fire from my arse,burning cos i pooed
>prostitute sexewww
>>216104970holding an entmoot to decide the best ways to attack saurmon's forces....it takes quite some time
anglican choirboys...
feeling like shite
>>216105004what are your thoughts on 'sex arse' instead?
Craving the tobiko.
sat at toil, waiting for the day to start
>>216105076yuck
Watching The Handmaiden
>>216105118did you know a resident schizo has a sex arse by one of his favorite youtubers (jay dyer)very weird if im honest
plotting out some sort of wank. It's a lot of preparation for 2 minutes top. No gooners over here. Surgical. Stoic. Like popping a zit
belgian flag is ban evading. can one of your /brit/ spastics report him again?
>>216105189I don’t see any Belgian flag posts itt.
>>216105212>>216105179
MASSIVE day for Caerffili
(*^-^*)
>>216105267From the looks of it, that’s just someone testing out their VPN.
Mirror's Edge 3 confirmed
a bald bat pegorgabble tap ad
tending to my maths homework like a good little goyim
>>216103583Dimly lit lamp. Some harrowing stuff.
boinganioinganioinganiong
someone got hit in the boingloins
Her pooMy mouth
>>216105343you poo
>>216105277i love you.
>>216105312goyim is plural
>>216105350thank you very much
Instead of buying a mouse mover to make it look like you are online and working, just do your fucking job for fuck's sake. You lazy cunts just make work harder for the rest of us that have ethics.
I HATE GETTING OUT OF MY BED I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
snuffie's little sister alice having a temper tantrum
>>216105377stay in bed then
>>216105377me. you. in bed all sunday just laughing and giggling to ourselves. huh? you in?
Don't ape into memecoin trading. There's a ton of PVP and you're most likely just going to get rekt.
Canning Place at South Castle Street/Thomas Steers Way, 1974 and 2025
>>216105396Gabe Astard
>>216105422who
just made a bait thread on /lit/ I'll check back on it next week
>>>/lit/24823094
/lit//brit//shit//tit/
>>216105460could be any of them
woke up this morning, got yourself a bum
contemplating the secrets of the universe
>>216105469got very drunk and overestimated the depth of my poeticism
>>216105532
Bro is philosophically challenged.
>>216105299STILL ALIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH_mkC4Kmvk
reckon there is no god and anyone who believes in him is an idiot
>>216105655Facts bro
Keith Woods is leading the Irish National Revolution and you're blackpilling?
>>216105665oim oirish
Hate going to the gym don’t even know why I do this to myself
calculating the biomass
>>216105682same, if you don't like it why go, do things with intrinsic motivation my man
>>216105711Because I want to be hench brev
>>216105682Get weights at home
i'm deranged and should be sectioned
>Coming in 2026, as Pitchfork celebrates its 30th anniversary, we’re finally planning to add a comments section to all of our album reviews. That’s over 30,000 pieces of music criticism on which you’ll be able to leave your own Pitchfork review for the very first time. It's gonna be wicked!!!!
he said, i've gone and bloody done, a bloody big crap,i've done a poo,cos i'm mr vain
The Book of Revelations, what’s that all about? A dragon with seven heads ruling over Babylon or something idk. It gets tossed into a volcano or something near the end.
>>216105722there's your motivation then, meditate on why you want to be hench
might buy a few drums of tangfastics
wearing vanilla easenot badkind of reminds me of aromatherapy lavender vanilla mixed with the old fragrance from the cable knit jumper bottle collection called cup of warmth it could be a little stronger though and certainly could last longer and there's also a slightly plastic-y note in it which I don't entirely love
But here's the thing, alright. We learn to hate the old man in The Handmaiden. But at the end of the movie... well we're all the old man then! We're all watching a movie waiting for the lesbians to start scissoring again and waiting for a guy to get his fingers chopped off, we're ALL him.
>>216105820Vile sweets
>>216105834Ok virgin
>>216105834can see why someone like you can't handle them
Sweets are runtslop
Dadberg acting like he knew who townes van zandt was before I put him on
Not a single sexually normal person in that movie. And that's the point. It's because they're Korean! I love film!
feels like nobody is asking you to stand and deliver anymore these days
>>216105742shit site desperate for engagement because they're shit
>>216105865Your money or your life
>>216105879sovl
sometimes i wish i were a yank so i could shoot myself
how many matches did you wake up to this morning lads? just the one me
qua qua da diddly qua qua da diddly qua qua da diddly qua qua
>>216105941I prefer using a lighter, gramps.
>>216105956happy now? Your funny "quip" killed the thread
>>216105941Let’s see her then
why does james martin have a restaurant in an airport in bangaluru, india
>>216106012Never you mind.
mad how quick the onion aroma transfers to my ballbag. Only ate that tuna sandwich 4 hours ago max
Israel has 7,000 hostages
finna wanksturbate
>>216105990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQTy0qDgCBo
Plenty of poo and discharge stains in her knickers I’d wager. It’s par for the course with women really.
>>216106038+ 340.1 million
>>216106114I live in Kentucky and this looks about right for some parts. Furniture out in the front yard and whatnot.
I would've been one of the top guys in Army Group South. Manstein's top guy.
>>216106114the lads
>>216106019all the uk ones are closed yet they're still serving quick nosh and proper british food (burgers, waffles, croissants) over there
>>216106114MAC N CHEESE IS READY
i just spontaneously became racist
just woke up black
>>216105990Glad you thought it was funny. :D
my heart yearns for the albion of olde
>>216106143not exactly difficult to shoot unarmed peasants is it
>>216105941prefer not to say
The enemy has made a breakthrough along a wide front. In the south, they took Zossen and are advancing towards Stahnsdorf. They are at the northern city border between Frohnau and Pankow. In the east, they reached Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf, and Karlshorst.
my hungry bottom read that as the enemy has made breakfast
>>216106264>bottomFOLC
mad that fiction has to be believable but reality doesn’t have to it
love getting psycholists with small youtube channels pop up on my feedLook at this near miss fucking hellhttps://youtube.com/shorts/R2dbZZ1ATvA
>>216106264I have something to feed your bottom with.
whipping out my circumcised knob to take a piss on the grave of commiemong's idols
>>216106286leave this shit on reddit
>>216106298I’m a communist
it's oat so simple (golden syrup) weather
>>216106306How much longer you reckon we need to be milked until the productive forces reach the point where we take the reigns of the dairy farm dialectically and scientifically
shite of the pooing bum
>>216106264you bottoms are always so greedy
>>216106306You'll be communist this dick in a second
giggling like an imbecile at that
he's talking about my post :)
FORGOT TO PUT THE BINS OUT
The british workers need to rise up and seize the means of producing excel spreadsheets and zoom calls and financial speculation
spending the whole afternoon with the toilfu tomorrow, can't wait
might do a cheeky kill of myself
>>216106431it's not allowed
>>216106431Again?
>>216106431just get some dimmies in you and you'll be 'reet
>>216106431she'll be right mate
>>216106440aye?>>216106462aye.>>216106464>>216106471didn't say things weren't alright
>>216106431don't hawk duah it
>>216106431dont forget to stream it
i live like a maximum security prisoner, in my room at least 23 hours a day with very little human interaction
already got the seasonal depression
no meetings today, get in :)
foreskin just dissociated
>>216106517flight back to Karachi should do the trick x
>>216106517clocks haven't even gone back yet mate
piss pound cake synesthesia acting up
Got that impression on the top of skull from childhood that makes u bad at thinking me
right well that's me off to greggs
>>216106600grow up
Why doesn't someone make the electric chair more comfortable? You get a last meal so why not a nice chair?
>>216106600not fancy a bit of porridge? it's healthier than greggs muck
>>216106600childish honestly. act your age.
>Miles: here's your updated football manager game with unity engine
Facebook reels allowing e-whores to straight up flash their fannies in their videos, something they wouldn’t be able to get away with on TikTok. I just want to watch short videos about Ancient Rome and that ffs.
>>216103631>4 Bottoming out?
Me? Off to pret for a nice mocha latte and chicken shawarma baguette.
>>216106636>we worked tirelessly for 2 years to make our game shitter
>>216106633not cold enough yet for 'ridge
night shift sorted, time to drink
>>216106668bit early
>>216106700one finds sobriety dull
>>216103583The shitty thing about nice london photos is that you know if you go onto the street, you are basically only about 50m away from trash everywhere, FOB ethnics who refuse to align to cultural norms, turkish barbers, black gangbangers etc.Go to the nice areas like knightsbridge, belgravia etc your pic related and literally 80% of the people there are just rich trashy muslims and gypsie tier eastern Europeans.
>>216106713you're dull
Manifesting a clue with my little crystals out
>>216106667so you're opting for something from greggs' chilled range then i presume
Yellow wind and rain warning today lads, be careful out there. Not for me mind, nice sunny morning here.
foraging for mushrooms in my incel goblin cave
>>216106725drink tends to do that>>216106744my yellow may be in the wind later lad
Just pulled a hair out me crack much longer than any on my head. Dunno how it got there
>>216106651dont undertsand people who go and buy a lunch to eat at breakfast time
just got back from the states, broke into some randoms house and chloroformed him as he slept, then I ate his arse and dried the saliva off with my long hair
>>216106643America is technologically thirdie
>>216106739it's not the temperature of the food, it's the type of food. A steaming bowl of 'ridge is for a cold foggy morning, the vibe isn't there yet
>>216106744don't care, shan't be leaving the incelflat
>>216106825>>216106825>>216106825>>216106825
yer ma likes it up the shitpipe
You've got 2 minutes to get it made before i step in
>>216106832it's been done
