catnap edition
aggressively long and hard day at toilfeeling very sorry for myself this eening
>>216306601i'm still toilling and want to kms
brit is a chicago town mini pizza general
>>216306645There are only 20 in my town. I haven't seen one in literally years
>>216306707Lucky bastard
5 posts in 5 minutesfucking hell where are the toilers
>>216306792there's another thread :(
time to go make hara A tier turf
I mean time to go do another gold week (for the harus day off level 5 SSR I borrowed for 20hrs)
>>216306862>>216306903what does it mean?
watching my gay porn
every agent of the british state including politicians civil servants intelligence operatives police healthcare workers teachers dinner ladies and binmen should all be killed
>dinner ladies and binmen
>>216305171
playing some red dead redemption
>>216306578>while immigration remains a taboo subjectbut its not though is it
>>216307228no one found it funny the first time
>>216307290fun game
>>216307290boring game
>>216307290poo game
Man’s best friend im told…
it's beginning to look a lot like christmas
>>216308623how can you know for sure
>three /brit/s>not one of them past the bump limitum, janny?
the battle of rorke's drip
jsut cringed at something that happened 4 years ago why am I so autistic
>>216308676
>>216308669i know everything there is to know
>>216308687I cope with this by reminding myself that probably nobody remembers a random cringe thing I did years ago except me
>>216308700how many willies am i holding up
>>216308687>4 years agoi wish i only cringed at 4 year old memories
>>216308687>only from 4 years agolol
>>216308716I remember
>>216308663great quality mate
>>216308687ktimyou really should stop giving a fuck though. just ignore the neurotic thoughts and they'll go awaythat's not to say that you should ignore all anxiety. anxiety about an interview is completely normal for example
>>216308759I suggest you forget, RIGHT now
Sir Hadush Kebatu
>>216308810what the fuck was going through his mind to think that was the right move
>Trump: I met with, uh... Mr. Toyota. And we had... an amazing... meeting. And I said, 'what's your name?' Toyota. I said, 'you're rich!'
>>216308579mine's big and i don't have phimosis but that's because i'm circumcised and it left an ugly scar instead!
i remember when i was 18 me and the gf used to shag in this little forest across the river from an old scrapyardOne time we were in the middle of shagging and one of the workers came down the little path and saw usStill think about how embarrassing that was
To that lad that said every Brit poster has some kind of penile deformation, I have pop but aside from that am totally normal. Even had a gf and sex for 5 years which I never thought I would desu
>>216308810This is why I’ll never try anything with a woman. I’d rather be single for the rest of my life than experience this embarrassment and humiliation
broccoli cacio e pepe for teain a big bowl in bed
Need to huff Emma Watson’s farts.
>>216308876>how embarrassing that wasnot for you
>>216308876I got caught porking my mrs up a hill in a stone sheep pen
>>216308810is this like a kiss cam situation or what
>>216308888FONT
>>216308888Ppp - pearly penile papules Cursed phone poster you see
MC Tranquility in the house
Thoughts on Ariana Grande's new trim?
>>216309005post it
the most public I've ever shagged is in a car, don't see the appeal of doing it in a forest or a field
>>216308901so, roasted broccoli ?
>>216308956Brit is a shaggers general for once you become a shagger and graduate from britfeel. Fuck off to britfeel, virgin mong.
glod
>broccoli caca de Pepe
>>216309094>Brit is a shaggers generaljust isn't though is it
>>216309041Only ever did it in the forest cause we had nowhere else toOnce her mum started going out more we graduated to her bedroom
>>216308978girls don't even care/notice that unless it's really pronounced
>>216309023Do your own research
>>216309157laughed at this
>>216309157LOL on foenem
actually went to the doctor with my phimosis recently. Gave me some steroid cream if that doesnt work getting it snipped off
>>216309183
>>216309184https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2IEdg7F-GM
>>216309245>and this goddamn piece of shit only donate ONE DOLLAR
>>216309210How did you get steroid cream? I went to see a doctor a few years ago and they offered a circumcision I still have phimosis, but I'm on the verge of curing it at 29. I'm stretching it every day.
crunching the numbers
>>216309080Are you mentally disabled?
>>216309183when were these decided
>>216309329>roasted broccoli ?roasted broccoli ?
>>216309330yesterday, you weren't involved
>>216309303well tbf l saw my gp first then a urologist who recommended trying the cream first
I'll take that as a yes
Its happening ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gM7yWQCr1k
How do you know if a woman is enjoying oral sex? I gave the escort I saw oral. She moaned and panted a bit but not that much.
>>216309398>I gave the escort I saw oralkys holy fuck
>I gave the escort I saw oral.
>>216309417He's been posting that for attention all day
yesterday i posted an MLP picture without being banned. I am above the law you see
>>216309152>Only ever did it in the forest cause we had nowhere else toTake her to a hotel you runt
>>216309441>all daypractically all week at this point
Tonight's the night.
So if you get a match on the apps what's the best first date? Coffee shop, dinner or walk?
>>216309374Well it was the same with me. But the urologist suggested a circumcision which I balked at
>>216309398you paid a woman to pleasure her?
>>216309489wouldn't knowthe one date ive been on, which was terrible by the way, we went to a bar (not a pub)
>>216309489Spoons
>>216309417Not like my life can sink lower is it?>>216309441It's not attention ffs, I just want to know. I can't exactly tell people this irl
>>216309489shopping at matalan
wish a sexy nurse would gently cure my phimo with her mouth like in the javs
It obviously is for attention
looks like my work here is done
>>216309489bouldering
I am now at vipassana for the next 10 days.I am standing at the doorway of my becoming.The world behind me taught me survival.The silence ahead will teach me peace.I release the patterns that made me small,The craving for validation, the attachment to potential, the shame of being different.I honour the woman who endured them as she kept me alive.With deep purpose comesdeep responsibility.. To sit, to witness, to stay. I enter the silence not to escape, but to remember my own true divinity
>>216309489traphouse
I cannot believe what shit people are listening to these days.This song, Lil Zeidy - All Gherk'd Up, has 300 million views. The song has sold 1,268,000 copies.It is played everywhere. Here are the actual lyrics:>She'll be comin' round the Gherkin when she comes>She'll be comin' round the Gherkin when she comes>She'll be comin' round the Gherkin>Comin' round the Gherkin>Comin' round the Gherkin when she comes>She'll be riding six black cronem when she comes>She'll be riding six black cronem when she comes>She'll be riding six black cronem>Riding six black cronem>Riding six black cronem when she comes>She'll be teasing little Timmy when he comes>She'll be teasing little Timmy when he comes>She'll be teasing little Timmy>Teasing little Timmy>Teasing little Timmy when he comesZoomers are calling this genius.
>>216309330Blair yearsSchools regularly have lessons on these "British values" and have done since Blair was PM
>>216309640blow your head smooth off
>>216309658>Schools regularly have lessons on these "British values" and have done since Blair was PMnever had a lesson on that shit
need a slavic bpd pink haired gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNadEfGnV04
>>216309512No, I wanted to lose my virginity. She was nice, cute, kind. I just was too anxious and couldn't get hard. She gave me oral at the start and I quickly realised I wasn't getting erect, so I gave her oral for a bit hoping it would turn us both on. I'm sure people will say that's pathetic, but I'm a virgin at 29, so why have an ego? I like the idea of giving pleasure. She said I had very beautiful eyes when I gave her oral. That made me blush terribly, but I still couldn't get an erection.My plan is to completely stop watching porn (I haven't for a week anyway) in the hope that it somehow reboots my libido.
There is literally no difference between 4k, 8k and 16kThe human eye cannot perceive anything beyond 4k. 4k is the ceiling.
>>216309658I went to school in the 00s and the most pozzed thing I can remember is having to learn about non-Christian religions and sex education
>>216309759tvvvv nvvv
>>216309759they said this about 480p
>>216309709It's part of PSHE>A duty to promote democracy forms a key part of the "duty to actively promote fundamental British values in schools" in the United Kingdom in accordance with section 78 of the Education Act 2002. According to the Department for Education's advice for maintained schools in 2014, "Schools should promote the fundamental British values of democracy, the rule of law, individual liberty, and mutual respect and tolerance of those with different faiths and beliefs".[22] The Government's Prevent strategy of 2011 was cited as the source of this list of values, but that strategy also contained a slightly different list: "democracy, rule of law, equality of opportunity, freedom of speech and the rights of all men and women to live free from persecution of any kind."[23] The 2018 version of the CONTEST strategy codified the list as:>the rule of law>individual liberty>democracy>mutual respect, tolerance and understanding of different faiths and beliefs.[24]
Did he mean caerdydd???
>>216309611i wish this wasn't a shitpost because i literally want to sign up to do one of these i can't
>>216309745i don't know what i can tell you but you shouldnt give oral to escorts, they see multiple clients every day and enough of them do bare sex for extra payand you can't really expect an escort to feel pleasure or get turned on by that, they are mentally broken women
The morning after he was released from prison, Kebatu claimed he approached a police officer.He said: “I [told] police, look here, police I am wanted man, I am arrested, I will give you my hand, please help where is police station? He ignored me, he drove [off].”He added that he told the officer his name and that he was mistakenly released from prison.“I am not unknown. The police station, where is the place? But also I go to police, I will give you my hand please help me where is the police station, take me, I am wanted,” he said.“You know me, or my image, my name is Hadush Kabatu, nationality Ethiopia. Please, I was the mistake release from Chelmsford prison. Please help me.”
>>216309824why can't you
Dead dollhouseHope it was worth it
>>216309876what a nice guy. need more of them.
>Kebatu said after he left the prison, he asked a passer-by where the train station was. He claimed someone helped him, and bought him a train ticket for £18.The British public is simply just too nice I can't think of any other country where this would have happened Meanwhile the police told him to fuck off
>>216309472We were 18 mate not buying a hotel so I can fuck my girlfriend I was seeing every day
>>216309876Why the fuck was Sky News interviewing him
am i still banned or what
please help me sir I am ethipian, please help me
>>216309876you know what actually I'm glad they gave him £500, top blokedavid lammy should send him £45k as a yearly stipend I reckon
might start a cartel if you'd like to joini think we'll do bootleg fireworks and pokemon cards to startthen when my manufacturer, a dr mouse, is ready with his lab... we'll move up to meth distribution
>>216309893so said no, doesn't want me to
>>216309876give police me give go police me go police give me go police give me you
>>216309946acmeaing
>>216310018kek
>>216309995who, god?
>>216309876yes i'm sure the sex pest who insisted he did nothing wrong and lied in court is being completely honest
>>216309876biopic when?
>>216309876Of course they ignored him because they got the call and were ordered to, same way those IDF soldiers got the call on the morning of October 7th and were told to stand down from their border patrol duties. If you believe this cunt was released purely by mistake I’ve got some fucking magic beans to sell you
>>216309989An interesting proposition my friend, and when might the esteemed Dr be joining us?
https://youtu.be/CMrcYUxBAxc?si=y5b8JHOgPa8U-ggFIt's Waster Wednesday!
>>216310058no sorry lol, my husband
>>216309989um yeah alright not got much else on
Hate how many non whites are in the world and how few White people there are in comparisonWhy do there need to be 1.8 BILLION south asiansand 1.3 BILLION sub saharan africans? WHY?
>>216310088when he is... ready.he is currently engaged in herbological research, but i have been assured when he is finished... he will join us
in the market for some magic beans
little gay canadian-indian fella
Holy crap, I am freakin' out!
what went wrong?
>>216309876
just having my " 'tism time" brb
>>216309876Ignoring the fact that he was obviously trying to turn himself in to try and not get deported, they really should just shove a stick of dynamite up his arse. Probably costs less than 500 quid and he won't be a problem for the good people of Ethiopia to deal with
>>216309851Maybe it's just wishful thinking but I don't think she would do bare sex, she had quite firm rules (didn't bother me since it wasn't what I like) and I thought in general that's a big no-no among escorts anyway.Maybe I'm also just a hopeless romantic loser but I guess to me it's nice to know she would feel pleasure too. I figured if my dick wouldn't work I could at least finger and lick her.She did talk for quite a long time to me. We went over the paid time for quite a while. Whether she was just being nice or what, idk.I have mixed feelings about it. It was nice to just cuddle with someone. I've never had that really.
>>216310187zoomers are rejecting low culture
>>216310187Good riddance to bad rubbish.
fizzy grapefruit tangerine pomegranate lemonade
>>216310245:D
>>216310187the world is healing
>>216310256um x
>>216310256i want them all to do a big horse shit in my gob
>>216310256limestone is my favourite
any gay benders in?
>>216310146I see, a valiant pursuit. I shall eagerly await his return so that we might engage in this mutually profitable venture
>>216310216>I thought in general that's a big no-no among escorts anyway.no they dont have principles, it's all nonsense>it's nice to know she would feel pleasure tooi get it but your expectations dont match the dynamic you were in, she is supposed to pleasure you, not the other way around>I have mixed feelings about it. It was nice to just cuddle with someone. I've never had that really.im sorry to hear that, but i dont think seeing escorts will give you that type of emotional fulfilment
drinkin
>>216310256isn't she supposed to be mute
>>216310301...yh
any hideous incel freak that needs to be dragged outside and shot in his pathetic head so nobody else has to suffer from his smelly incel existence man in?
>>216310301this guy>>216310301
>>216310301I am bisexual
>>216310358aha mental wait that's me
>>216310271>>216310287>>216310298>>216310332samefag
woltemade so big ummy (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
>>216310353umm yeah x
pooing willies out me arse
>>216310353no i am a decent looking incel
Got me
>>216310366what does your hubby think of that
watching Southern Comfort
>>216310407But you aren’t though are you.
a big ale tapora tip age lab
>>216310178no lol and it's burmese buddhism
chappell roan chainmail bunda
The new Prime Minister of the Netherlands is a GAY
a bowl of cronem turd with a spoon in it
>>216310440um... y-you're a l-ladyboy??
>>216310426prefer not to say
That is sending bruv
>>216310187I can't name 1 zoomer rapper
>>216310455good griefwhich one takes it up the arse then
>>216310353here
>>216310187can't spell rap without crap
>>216310455oh my days
>>216310483i thought that was thailand
need to shag a peng tranny
>>216310320>no they dont have principles, it's all nonsenseNot principles as such, I just thought they want to avoid STDs etc. Looking through their profiles pretty much all seem to say no to it. Or are you saying they do it?>your expectations dont match the dynamic you were in, she is supposed to pleasure you, not the other way around>dont think seeing escorts will give you that type of emotional fulfilmentThen I don't know what to do. I'm trying to use Bumble and I've got some matches currently but I'm terrible at talking over text. My current plan is to try cutting out all porn and perhaps even masturbating for a week at least to see if it makes me more easily aroused. My hope is that will allow me to see her again and maybe try sex.Since yesterday, my libido has crashed which I am a bit worried about.
>>216310522both if i had my way x
Very slow thread this evening - I have my suspicions as to why, but I shan't be sharing them.
max dowman starting for arsenal at 15what were you doing at 15?
>>216310606toilers have been given an extra shift for the neets of /brit/
>>216310627drinking Carling in a field
>>216310627got player of the year for my team at 14 mate
>>216310627posting herestill am 14 years later
started leaving troll comments on tiktok my life is pathetic
>>216310627getting bummed up the arse by a nonce
>>216310596How fat are you lad?
>>216310701oh that's-
>>216310667spackers united was it
>>216310694give an example
>>216310627playing runescape in it's primewanking to porn I downloaded from limewirewatching LOST and sopranosnot much different to what I do 20 years on
Loved that feeling of being a poor noob in RuneScapeBack when you were a kid with all the time in the world to enjoy games and even £5 seemed like a lot of money in the same way that 5k gp was mad bank
>>216310708hate these slags
>>216310711I'm not, I'm a perfectly healthy weight.
>>216310761>l cant wait for UK to become a muslim country and shit music like yours is banned
>>216310708maybe muslims are right
>>216310800oooooohhhhhhh lad you naughty boy
>>216310708yikes
>>216310769i was absolutely gassed when i got my first adamant set
Crippled little rata
on the gay porn
>>216310708women are so worthless
>>216310627stressing out over GCSEsworking through piles of homework and courseworkbeing severely depressedhating my ugly acne-riddled incel freak lifestaying up to 5AM every night and sleeping in classesshitposting on /brit/ and other websites
drank some tea just then
>>216310796Was going to say if you are fat then you will have decreased testosterone and increased estrogen, making you effectively female and hence the penis not wanting sex
>>216310596>Not principles as such, I just thought they want to avoid STDs etc. Looking through their profiles pretty much all seem to say no to it. Or are you saying they do it?some do it, they get extra money for it>Then I don't know what to do. I'm trying to use Bumble and I've got some matches currently but I'm terrible at talking over text.just get to the point and ask them out>My current plan is to try cutting out all porn and perhaps even masturbating for a week at least to see if it makes me more easily aroused. My hope is that will allow me to see her again and maybe try sex.its not the porn you're just not happy
Bro getting coached on sex by Ziedelberg
>>216310914same but not staying up late and i played a lot of san andreas
>>216310846I was gassed getting mithril ahahbut first full rune set was peak
>>216310951he's seen more sex than most people tbf. Even seen his mum get piped
>>216310800in response to what
got to put some clothes on and go downstairs
I must warn you, I practice black magic*produces a watermelon out of a top hat*
>>216310914and where are you now?
Really shit pandora advert on telly. Little lad buying a pandora jewelry for his mum but having looked at pandora jewelry, I can safely say that he wouldn't be able to afford any. There is noone else in the advert except mum and son.
Haven't had a midday sleep, might actually be out by 11 for once - that'll be nice
erm Liverpoo sisters....
>>216310921>some do it, they get extra money for itYeah I have seen that, but unless I'm completely wrong the one I saw doesn't seem the type.>just get to the point and ask them outI've tried this with one girl on Bumble atm. She's said she's busy so we're still trying to arrange a date.Again, never been on a date lol>its not the porn you're just not happyI know but I've got to start somewhere
opie and anthony
>>216310953yeah I was playing through san andreas as well
>>216311061for me it's all the car adverts when only a fraction of the country's population could afford a new car
how do i adblock people's posts?
Leftypol clapping his hands and screaming "GET IN" when his janitor application is accepted - Rorke will rue the day
>>21631105327 y.o failed normie making six figures with a lovely gfstill shitposting on /brit/
>>216311200so how are you a failed normie at all
they're still going huh? sad
>>216311142>I've tried this with one girl on Bumble atm. She's said she's busy so we're still trying to arrange a date.she's not busy she just doesnt want to
>>216311190i'm putting on a shirt for the new jannywe want to make a good first impression
going to make beef and rice. no sauces or seasoning other than salt and a bit of honey.
>>216311200you're not a failed normie dough
My dad hasn’t answered his phone since yesterday. His name is Wayne and he lives in Uxbridge. Has anyone seen him?
>>216311180Motability is big business clearly
neoliberal bulls watching tottenham
>>216311212used to be /fit/, looksmaxxed, partied and shagged birds in unihavent done that in many years and it feels like i've gone backwards and almost turned into the awkward autismo freak i was as a teenager. lockdowns are when it all went downhill for me
most jamaicans are dead at this point. RIP to the real niggas
>>216311182you just need to add some custom filters, for exampleboards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-be))would remove any posts under a Belgian flagboards.4chan.org##.replyContainer.postContainer:has-text(/cronem/i)would remove any post with the word "cronem" in it
>>216311284same lolhad a girlfriend and all that, then lockdown made me have a proper menty.now I know I've got bipolar but that means no work for me for the rest of my life
stuffing the local clothes bank full of old knickers
Pele and maradona was literally like average 2025 footballer just because opps back then was @$$
>>216310627Being beaten by my father every other day and having constant fights at school. Being sexually assaulted by other boys frequently.
Ooh er missus
What are you lot gonna do when Britain falls into civil war?
>>216311328many such casesalmost everyone got one-shot by 2020-21, whether they fell for the covid meme or not
>>216311245post a pic la sounds lush
>>216311381Moving to Hungary, safer to be near a literal warzone than living among the new Britons. The absolute state!
>>216311381I would immediately start cosplaying as a Roundhead
RIGHT! Oos been at me biccies?
rorke on a mad one30k views in 3 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gM7yWQCr1k
>>216311381civil war isnt happening
>>216311429I’d be a cavalier
>>216311231Then I'm back to square one and I might as well keep trying an escortOr kill myself
>>216311381play both sides so l always come out on top
Anyone else like listening to old opie and anthony shows on youtube?
>>216311284you're just a normie mateyou'll never be a real freak like the rest of us
>>216311460yeah?*shoots you with a wheellock musket*
>>216311441>no more speeches>gives a speechHe isn't wrong, but you're burned now, your face and name have been logged and the state will respond accordingly. Read the IRA Green Book lads
This shit is beyond parody
oooohgo for itgo for it
>>216311574just banter
>>216311574He was angry, then he was horny. What do you expect?
>>216311574how many times do we need to say it...the problem is MEN
Should I genuinely just end my life if I reach 30 as a kissless virgin (not counting escorts)?
>>216311654noage is just a numberlove is always there
>>216311639& who fixes said problems?
>>216311654no why would you do that
>>216311472you can have fun with escorts just dont expect more than that from them
>>216311696bullets
>>216311429More like square head
The British pastime.
BOY YOU'RE CARRY THAT WEIGHT CARRY THAT WEIGHT A LONG TIME
>>216311751this is actually footage from when they trialled it in America
raining out
>>216311756AND IN THE ENDTHE LOVE YOU TAKE IS EQUAL TO THE LOVEYOU MAKE
may I?
>>216311696black trans women
just caught three niglets
>>216311830
>>216311871wtf let them free they don't belong to you
>>216311871Best put them out of their misery lad. It's the ethical thing to do.
new 'ambrian 'hronicleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyu8ph4lsHo
right well if anyone needs me I'll be at the klan meeting
>>216311877Jez is Magical Mystery Tour, Mark says Abbey Road because it's the only album name he knows
>>216312001>>216312001
>>216311915OMG are they yours?
>>216311756>>216311830Shit boomer music
>>216311871Wives of colonial explorers getting a letter after not hearing from their husband for 9 months and then the whole thing is just this
