totally normal car edition
>>216322438post the full vlip
shaggin me bird
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."
Rorkes calendar omds
>>216322433no the company is always hiring and I get a commission for bringing people in to the entry level positions
>>216322490You aren’t who replied to me
bro is overselling it now
>>216322511you're out of your mind
>>216322548No I’m not it was a Canadian
it shower time
>>216322438I don't like the look of that car.
>>216322562Nurse!
i feel it in my willyi feel it in my bumso if you really love mego on and let me cum
>>216322608I see what you did now>>216322482I will do anything but I don’t have any skills
>>216322637lazy git
hate driving the first thing in the morning, specially when it’s dark it not right
>>216322676Love itLove speedingLove flashing slow driversLove undertakingLove tailgatingLove brake checking dickheads
>we saw you across the orange wine bar and like your vibe
>>216322745why did they put a bird in men’s clothing
>>216322745um please leave me alone
>>216322257>What is the root cause of your depression?Never having had a gf at 29. No friends.I don't do drugs and barely drink. I buried these feelings for years but now they're coming back. Yes I have posted on here about being a virgin since I was 26, I decided to try and change it.I feel sick inside. It's like seeing an escort has poisoned me, when it should have helped me. I feel like a husk.
Job for the council wagie in the morning it 4 nicer x
a ba ba bird bird bird bird is the word
Shouldn't you be spending time with your wife and kids? or dont you have those in the UK
I bought these dehumidifier bags so I don’t get condensation on my windows in my bedroom. DOESNT FUCKING WORK95% of the window is dripping wet still, the bottom 5% where the bag is the only bit that isn’t
>>216322818just open the window you moron
>>216322810my wife is my right hand and my kids got flushed down the toilet an hour ago
Forgot to give catberg his breakfast and he's gone absolutely mental
>>216322810at toil, need to provide and whatnot
>>216322831The window is open you stupid fucking cunt
>>216322848hell hath no fury like a catberg scorned
>>216322857me to the fly that keeps banging into the window
dad said my room smells like hampsters
be tee dubs what’s the talk about a civil war in the uk about then, you lot gearing up for something?
weighed in at 77.4kg this morning, success!
>>216322938some people think there will be a race war but nothing will happen
>>216322938Apparently.Ant Middleton is ex special forces and a minor celebrity here
>>216322857calm down dear
>>216322848https://gofile.io/d/lKwyCI
>>216323004spastics
>>216323004this is very cringe
>>216323010mental how this guys entire career is based off telling women to pipe down
I hired some peasant tradie to do a menial task that was below me, and when we were squaring finances at the end, he asked if I'd like to give a tip; to which I said>Yeah, get a real joband closed the door on that cuckolds face lol
jamaica? I hardly knew 'er!
>>216323031Standby soldier!!
>>216323016not a fucking chance in hell
when i was a pooroid living in a damp house these were the only things which actually sucked up the waterand a big electric dehumidifier
>>216323118yeah I had them when I had a damp flat, filled up quick
grim how basically every house or flat in this country is damp as shit
I like to drink the collected water afterwards, it's extra zesty
>>216323118Yeah but you have to keep buying refills for them these bags are reusable
>>216323152they're reusable because they're shite and barely work
not a fan of albanians
would anyone like to buy any souls or sell theirs to me?
The hairy ball theorem of algebraic topology (sometimes called the hedgehog theorem)[1] states that there is no nonvanishing continuous tangent vector field on even-dimensional n-spheres.[2][3] For the ordinary sphere, or 2‑sphere, if f is a continuous function that assigns a vector in R3 to every point p on a sphere such that f(p) is always tangent to the sphere at p, then there is at least one pole, a point where the field vanishes (a p such that f(p) = 0)
my last flat developed a serious damp problem, it was starting to get black mould and you could feel the floorboards under the lino in the bathroom were soft like they were saturated with waterof course I mentioned none of this when I moved out aha
>>216323231doen your tax yet mate?
>>216323244Just open your window ffs rorke
>>216323231nice try beelzebub
>>216323244ktimbathroom was absolutely ridden with black mould under the linoabsolutely stank in theredidnt say anything to the landlord when i moved out
>>216323262too cold
girl i work with does things on her own and doesn't find it embarrassing, she'll go to museums and eat out and everything by her self if i did that the shame would destroy me i reckon
ffs ophanim melting my mind again
>>216323315>shamedo what you want. no one and i mean absolutely fucking no one gives a shit about you
Now that the year is almost over? Is Bonnie blue the most famous Brit of 2025?
>>216323315girls doing things alone = cuteblokes doing things alone = creepy freak weirdo
>>216323315Yeah same, think I'd rather kill myself than sit in a cafe or pub or museum all by myself
been thinking and i've decided i support TND
>>216322805I lost my virginity to a prostitute but I was lucky, it was a great experience. What happened with the escort that you feel like it poisoned your soul? Give me a punter report.
>>216323315i do things like that by myselfexcept eating outwhat else are you meant to do if youve got no mates? sit at home and rot all day?
>>216323315said I need to get out more and tried this a few times but it's shit sat in a cafe on your own or going to an art gallery on your own with nobody to share the experience with. rather just sit in my smelly incel cave on my own
grand theft auto 6 coming out next year lads, corr putting off my suicide until after i play it me
>>216323315the only thing thats fun to do alone is traveling, whenever i travel with mates people approach you less but when you travel alone you end up meeting loads of people
>>216323380Have fun playing as a fat latam
cinema alone is excuse the pun kino
might buy one of those so called gaming consoles when gta 6 comes out
>>216323401as a fat what now?
>>216322810wifeberg had gone to toil. kidstein is off school for half term but is watching telly and eating breakfast. im taking him to Alton Towers tomorrow but i've got a teams meeting at 9am today and a lot of other work to do, but we will be walking doggowitz at lunch time.
>>216323430Latinx woman
>>216323409dont understand the appeal of going with other peopleim not talking to them when the film is on so why do they need to be there
>>216322857are you the broken window lad?
just opened the windowwill be closing it again shortlygood to get hte air moving you seegets the stink out
>>216323004is that Ant from Antt and Dec fame? i wouldnt have expected he is an ex special forces rorke
might end the war on drugs by doing them all
>>216323010https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojyY-SC4t74
>>216323446why would you not want to play as a latina with a big bum?
having sex all by myself
base base buttery base the buttery biscuit base
>>216323464smelly
phwoar yeh
>>216322810literally at work and I can hear my wife and baby chatting in our marital bed next door to my office
>>216323557>1.20AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>216323557get that muck eaten NOW
airing out my smelly sweaty incel dungeon (got the windows and door open creating a nice breeze)
Bit difficult to put into words but I feel like every White person without fail loves songs with this kind of melody. Why is that? https://youtu.be/AM0BYy7VLg88eLUjtQcMc6cJltu&t=18
sucking an Earl grey
>>216323315the ONLY end result of you not doing something because you're worried about how you'd look doing it, is you don't do something you wanted to donobody else even knew you wanted to do it, and if you did it, they would immediately forget about seeing you do it - because all of us are constantly seeing people just do whatever they want to do, so why don't you?
not a fan of that black fellow who does them tech reviewsnot because hes black or anything
>>216323601>video is not available >comments are offlove the nu internet
>>216322818Let me guess, it's Chinese tat which you bought from Temu
>>216323615what colour was he when you started?
quite enjoyed my time in singaporethey seem proud of their british colonial pastnot like some other countries
>>216323626think that other lad summed it up well in that doing things alone feels empty, struggle to enjoy most things without company to share it with (granted thats a me problem)
in that comfy phase of drunkenness where i'm satisfied with how drunk i am and don't feel the need to crack open another can, a very rare feeling as any seasoned steamer would tell you
>>216323464overnight stink
>>216323650did you see that mad lion fish statue haha
>>216323557fit
What do you reckon lads? It's cheaper than last year so I reckon automatic renewal.
>>216323632Sorry about that, fren. It's the official YouTube Music video so it must have some weird licensing outside the US. Here's the same song but a different video. https://youtu.be/IKnnh8VDULsFWXPhzBPwg7mdV22&t=19
been to restaurants alone several times, fancy ones too. You might get the odd look but nobody fucking cares, it's such a waste of time going about worrying what other people think of you
>>216323673...yh x
used to go see bands on my own, haven't been since they stopped making good music
>>216323706wahey there he is
>>216323557forrin shite
>>216323361The escort I saw was nice, very pretty, similar age to me, and she made me feel relaxed. But I just couldn't get aroused. I was very nervous going into it and while the kissing was nice and I relaxed emotionally, I couldn't get hard, even after she gave me oral. I tried giving her oral and people on here have mocked me for this. I wanted her to feel pleasure as well I guess.I only told her towards the end that I was a virgin and she seemed surprised and asked me why. I maybe should've told her first before we started. I had never told anyone before. I feel sick now because of my embarrassment at not getting an erection, I feel lonely again, and I feel like I've somehow ruined myself. I haven't had an erection since Tuesday, barely eaten anything as I feel like a failure of a man. I always had stupid romantic dreams of losing it to a woman who loved me. Despite this, I would like to go back to try again, because she was very pretty and she said I had beautiful eyes which made me blush bright red.I'm glad it went well for you though
>>216323670me coming up with the brand name for my own personal fragrance
>>216323690rorke whipping the corolla
>>216323711lots of good music out in london recently mateusually go to 20+ gigs a year me
>>216323726me coming up with the brand name for your own personal fragrance
>>216323737yeah could you pop a trip on so I can filter you, cheers poppet
>>216323755Rorke getting angry at this post because he has been told to hate London
>>216323755 >20+huge numbers. tbf I haven't looked, just don't care anymore, seen everyone I wanted to see
>>216323753corollas really are the rorke-mobile. i call it blackie jappy
>>216323758I've been done up like a kipper
*does the monster mash*
Kill Jester.
>>216323315I honestly think I need to do this. My parents have always been negative and have always acted with suspicion when I go anywhere
>Now in his 40s, Hakan first arrived in Britain on a tourist visa from Turkey in 2006 to see his then-girlfriend, who was pregnant with their child. He said when the relationship broke down and his immigration status was being sorted, he became homeless and "without options".Couldn't he have just like gone home to Turkey?
>>216323711i only go to about 2-4 a year now used to go nearly every week 10 years ago
Found a gangsø møbler table at the thrift for $20Solid teak that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInovXm59Ew
stop posting for 5 minutes and it's immediate off-topic, extremely low quality, off-topic
>>216323960>extremely low qualityktim
my name is rorke, i'm unemployed and i live with my parents
The Cabinet Of Dr. Mousey
RALLY TO ME!
^_____^
>>216323866>no mention of ethnicityHmmm
Right that's it getting a buzz cut - fuck it, cannot be bothered washing my mop anymore. Barbers gonna "Are you sure brother??" me cause he knows I've got a gay alien skull but fuck it!!!!
gfberg is working in the office and is on the jam rag while I wfhyep, thinking it's gigaporn hyperwank time
>>216324087>giving money to anyone who would say "are you sure brother?"part of the problem, you
>>216324082Ethnicity of the people that enslaved him retard, obviously looked up the article didn't I
Find it mental that I sleep a lot better when I drink coffee in the morning
>>216324108We have a great rapport, he's been my barber for ten years. Piss off
Priest at my church is bald, like old monk bald and he says he gets his hair cut at the Turkish barberNigga what hair do they cut
>>216324130>I've been funding criminals for a decadethat makes it better, how?
a bagel pictorgelcap bait
Verbatim quote from my Japanese gf (translated)>I'd like to get to the point in our relationship where we can both fart in front of each other. Not sure what to think of that one, fellas.
I'd say 90% of the chav galleries on imagefap now are just gypsy girls at weddings and birthdaysGame's gone
>>216324151I've a soft spot for Albanians as they keep the other subhumans in line, always been an Albanophile. Beautiful country. They don't come here and start rape gangs, they sell quality product and murder low level apes
>>216324192don't think zoomers actually know what a chav is
>>216323737I was 17 and just got my driving licence and mum gave me her old car. I was at a party on a Friday night and my mates wanted weed. Because I was the only one with a car and knew a guy it was up to me to complete the mission, despite that I had already downed a few bottles of Corona. I went to a weed dealer with 50 quid my mates had pooled together, but he did me 2 grams for 20 and thats all he could do. His flat was in a dodgy part of the city and on the corner of his road was the main strip of the red light district where prostitutes hung out. I was sat in my car near the corner inspecting the dope and having a little perv on the bird at the corner and she caught my eye. I stashed the dope and lit a ciggie to avoid her gaze, but I could feel her looking at me and I looked back. That was her cue, she came over to my car window which was open due to smoking the cig. She said hello and asked what I was up to. I basically stammered that I was going to a party. She offered me a party and asked if I had money. I told her I had 30 quid. She laughed and said ok if I gave her a smoke. She got in the car and directed me to a discrete spot. I could feel myself getting a stiffy just looking at her. She was sexy. Early 20s. Dressed outrageously in a skimpy tight dress and ridiculous heels. We finished smoking then she told me put the seat back and remove my trousers. She sucked me rock hard. It was great. Before I knew it we were both naked. Her on the backseat with her legs spread. I fumbled around trying to get my dick inside but she put it in for me. Bareback. I pumped until I came. Afterwards we smoked a spliff, still naked on the backseat and had a bit of a cuddle. Thats when she told me her name, Renee. She was from Bournemouth originally. After a while she asked me to drop her back at the corner. When I got back to my mates at the party they were fuming. I told them I got ripped off and didn't mention the prostitute, but struggled to hide my grin.
>>216323455Yes lol I actually am but I fixed it yesterday I brought a handle myself from screw fix>>216323641No amazon
>>216324193And get the white man on their vile muck so they're subservient little goyim
>>216324193>defending foreign drug dealers
>>216324198Because I was replying to someone who had read the article. Don't you have black cock fantasies to be writing?
>>216324223Well done broken window lad, you are a man now.
>>216324224Well I absolutely will not be clicking this link!
got to write about 2000 words talking about how mint i am in order to hopefully get a £2500 a year pormotion. cba with it me lads
>I can’t take a picture of my window I don’t want my neighbours to think I am taking a picture of their window
>>216324225>they force white men to take expensive drugs for years Impressive!>>216324238I respect their game, they have an average IQ of 80 yet every Albanian I have met was well read and had a strong sense of honour - more than any of our native criminals, and certainly more than the other foreigners
>>216324252Thanks!
>>216324274windowmong in shambles
ISAbros.....
>>216324261civil service? waste of time mate, they'll give it to a woman anyway
>>216324319Good. Fuck men
>>216324319yeah CS but idk why i said promotion, it's actually a raise. too early to be typing rn
>>216324166Means she's a keeper
mad how much whole milk makes coffee taste better
>>216324356me when I ask why the girl with gloves on is allowed to pick the ball up
>>216324359surely no one believes this
>>216322745orange wine is peng thoughbeit
>>216324373I like black coffee, tastes like chocolate >>216324382What? Yougov statistics?
>>216322818get a proper dehumidifier those bags are worthless
>>216324406I’m a broke ass
>>216324359polanski and the greens are such an obvious psyop like all those swp sub groups
>>216324373Hate how milk tastes in coffee and there's something about it that upsets my stomach. Not lactose intolerant just don't like it.Once you go black you never go back.
>>216324359What a bizarre graph, no y axis and very convenient odd numbers in 2 or 4 percent steps.
>>216324469don't mind milk in coffee (though i prefer and drink black) but milk in tea now that is vilenot a big milk drinker in general love cheese though
And let me tell you, I've been taken up to the third heaven. I've been jacked into The Big Plan! I'VE SEEN IT! I can't even compute all of it... It's so fantastical!! You ain't seen nothing!!! YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHING!!!! YOU AINT SMELLED NOTHING LIKE THIS!!!!! I DONT HAVE WORDS TO TELL YA!!!!!! BUT I TELL U, ANYBODY TRYS TO GET IN THE WAY OF THE INCREDIBLE PLAN THAT THE BIG GUY'S GOT FOR US HAS GOTT ME PISSED AND IM JUST BEGGIN TO STAY ON THE TEAM MAN Just put me in thE game coach Whatever u say Coach i know im weak i know am pathetic man ur amazing im so lucky u made me BUT what do i do boss? like a hunting dog man just take me out of the house Just tell me what I gotta do Tell Me What TELL ME HOW I SERVE YA TELL ME WHAT I GOTTA DO FOR YOU RIGHT NOW!!! WHOOOOOO
black instant coffee is grim as heck you need milk and a lil sugar to mellow it out
>>216324219Sounds erotic in a grotty kind of way. Mad that you did bareback but I guess you enjoyed it.You were much younger than me. Do you think I waited too long by getting to 29?The escort I saw was eastern European, she had quite dark features, spoke fluent English but with an accent which I loved.
i am voting for the /brit/ party in the next general election
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY
>>216324539You got soft hands brother
speaking of cheese this shit is god tier go and buy some now
just smashed a fucking nana down my gob like a monkey
I live in a paki-infested hellscape
>>216323737I've had plenty of bad experiences with prostitutes as well. Not all like this >>216324219. I could always get hard, except once with a gypsy and I ended up wanking my half flaccid cock until I came on her tits. God, that was depressing.My issue was losing the boner during the act. Had a few embarrassing experiences from that in my early punts. In recent years i've taken pills to prevent that from happening. But it can be difficult to cum even in the full hour session. To me your experience is bad, but not the end of the world. You should have told her you are a virgin right off the bat. I get why that would be uncomfortable but even still its better to be honest. They are professionals. As for lapping her minge I almost always eat a woman's box even if they are escorts/prostitutes. I'd recommend in future when a brass is sucking you hard then suggest 69. I've never been turned down for it, birds love 69 action. It's a great sex position. Ignore the mongs on here who think its gay to eat clunge. You should also pop a pill before hand. Even for the placebo effect alone it helps, but it also works. Sildenafil is were you should start. Get a co-codamol for after the sex because the headaches are unpleasant. Try tadalafil. Shagging is an experiment. Give it a few weeks, make sure you are eating well and exercising. Try not to wank too much, but do wank when you feel up to it again. All your feelings of embarrassment and shame will feel less intense after a few weeks. If I were you id go see a different escort. Tell her in advance or at least when you get there that you are nervous and inexperienced. Spend a few minutes talking first. If you don't want to tell her your a virgin just say inexperienced and you like doggy and missionary, they are nice and easy. Like I said do 69. When you have had a good experience then go back to the other. She wont care that it didnt work last time. They encounter that sort of thing all the time.
>>216324588Could be worse, you could live in a rorke-infested flag shagging gammon shit-tip!
am I the only one who doesn’t mind the advertisers having all my info? genuinely makes life a whole lot easier when I get ads specific to me
War & Peace up in here
Have an insatiable urge to spend my money on useless shit
>>216324539True but just don't drink instant. Listen all the poors want to make pour over or press coffee sound posh and pretentious but really it's just good and some of the simplest ways to make coffee using actual ground coffee. I get it if you're camping or whatever but making a proper cup of coffee using a press hardly takes more time than using instant and is way better. Just rastes better and has way more caffeine.
>>216324667get off the HRT?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CUNY_TV
>>216324671lol fucking faggot
cat sits outside my house meowing until i give it a piece of ham if i just stop giving will it go away eventually
frenchanon is right. instant coffee is swill
anyone else notice that Zarah wants to shag are Nige
Insane how we are 18 months into a Labour govt and already they've introduced a plan to fundamentally transform the state that was not in their manifesto and are about to raise income tax despite saying they would not raise taxjust brazen liars in power basically, not great is it
>>216324774Link video
>>216324782& what will the British people do about it? Fucking nothing
Police going down my street rn on horses
>>216324790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-PWBunYXPg
>>216324782well I for one would happily pay an extra 2p basic rate tax if it means the bennies don't get cut and we can keep looking after those nice lads who come over on the boats
>>216324746) :<
>>216324762Let him in!
>>216322438recognised it straight awaythink I saw it in 2006, the same lad had the vid as well as a few angry kid ones and also some japanese woman shooting tadpoles out of her twat
>>216324782then tories get in and CONSERVE the changes forever
>>216324762>meowingFOY
>>216324782Nobody will ever do anything. It's already too late for Britain. Things might've been reversible 20 years ago, but not anymore. Foreigners have equal numbers to natives. 1 in every 10 people living in the country today arrived AFTER the Brexit referendum. Nobody will ever do anything.
https://ukandeu.ac.uk/the-coming-collapse-in-immigration/Net migration set to fall under 170,000 in 2026 as a result of new immigration policies, obviously assumes Labour will stick to stated commitments such as extending ILR qualifying period to the Boriswave
>>216324540It was great. I have no regrets about that. I was her first customer of the night. Bit grotty that she went back to the corner after I finished inside her. But whatever, she was a prostitute and £30 wasn't much of a payday. I looked out for her in the months/years after but didn't see her again. Another prostitute later told me that Renee had died in a house fire. Lots of prostitutes were getting murdered around that time, grim stuff.Going with escorts is better. It's more comfortable. The escort you saw sounds nice. Some Eastern European girls are quality. A lot of escorts are decent girls. I think you did wait longer than you should have at 29. But it's not the end of the world. I respect that you went through with it. Most of the lads on here who whinge about the prospect of wizardom dont have the guts to meet a pro.
haven't seen the proto-gf's fanny yet but i am afraid she will have major beef curtains, you can never tell
me? I used to go on sex chat websites and post my willy and middle aged men pretending to be 20 year old women would tell me how big and sexy it was
>>216324921>graduate visas expiringyes, those 150,000 will certainly go home once their time is up
>>216324969naught wrong wi tat
Angel Rangel
Been three months since I last spoke to my Western Australian oneitis, and I still dream about her at least weekly
Quite worried that i'll never find a good job
>>216325002Wow that's really gay x
>>216324359>>216324382>>216324450It's a result of economics. Old people in the UK have all the wealth, while young people face the prospect of no jobs, high rents, high property prices. Polanski says "let's tax the rich" and that appeals to young people who face a dire future.
>>216325016Not like it's a choice is it, but yeah mate it's pretty fucking gay
fuck sake fuck you
>>216325039still have occasional sex dreams with a girl i slept with once 7 years ago
>>216324982Pre webcams I would talk to a lot of girls "my own age" I now realize 80% we're probably other dudesOnce man webcams become common oh my daysStill remember a girl from Carlisle that would literally just finger herself every night for me, and probably 100 other guys
any telford man in
>>216324686What are you insinuating
made gfberg cum from licking her out yesterday
>me reading this thread
>>216325094*MSNFfs
>>216324539put some cold water in it first and stir it
>>216324921>170k netAnd 758,000 inward, a solid 650k or so from third world shitholeswarra win
let bfberg lick off Chad's cum yesterday
am am am in swanage deeeee lad
What does it mean if I hardly dream lads?It's weird because during the day I'm always fantasising about stuff. But I rarely remember my dreams
>>216325167>the least freaky Germoid
>>216325188vile icky incel freak
>>216325188your brain isn't taking in new information throughout the day. probs cos every day is the same
>>216325188means that your imagination is faltering
>>216325104Why and how is that mouses willy eating that strawberry!
Dream about my father beating me weekly. He's been dead three years, and he last laid a hand on me over ten years ago - don't beat your kids frens!
>>216325240im hearing do beat your brats if you want to leave an impression
been awake all night. im a fucking idiot. dunno if i should take a nap now and risk waking up when its dark out. or just stay awake until tonight and crash hard.
>>216325240u must have been a dumb kid
poo cup needs cleaning from last night
>>216324921They could kill even more graduates visas by making it contingent on getting a 2:1 or saying you must have graduated from a top 100 world university Tax remittances at 80-90%Ban any and all forms of benefits even if the applicant declared themselves "destitute"Easy ways to stop this place being so attractive
ffs absolutely petrified about tomorrow
>>216324961>A lot of escorts are decent girls.She did seem nice. Made me wish I could have her as my gf, pathetic I know.>But it's not the end of the world. I respect that you went through with it. Most of the lads on here who whinge about the prospect of wizardom dont have the guts to meet a pro.Thanks. It was hard. My stomach was churning constantly going in and my adrenaline was pumping like crazy. Honestly the most nerve racking thing I've ever done. Just wish I could've got hard.I'm debating whether to try to see her again now that I got to know her a bit. She sent me a message afterwards saying I was really kind and she'd like to meet again, not sure if that's always the case with escorts or what.
>>216325188From experience bad sleep doesn't let you dream. I was stressed out of my mind for months and didn't sleep well at all during that time. I can't remember a single time I dreamt.Then I got on the SSRI jew and now I dream every night. Pretty vividly too, can't really act upon it yet but getting close.
>>216325188Unironically means you're an NPCTry rotate an apple in your headHow would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
>>216325260I was expected to behave like a fully grown adult not a spergy child, so yeah from his POV I was dumb. He loved grabbing me by my hair and screaming "Are you a fucking retard or what?"
>>216325188it means you aren't having proper REM sleepdo you smoke weed?
>>216325279But I did have breakfast this morning?
today`s Pocket MonsterofThe DayIs ..Haunter !!
>>216325262>Ban any and all forms of benefits even if the applicant declared themselves "destitute"What about a one way ticket to the capital of whatever country they're from and a week in a cheap hotel?Like it wouldnt cost that much in comparison to bennies and they can't say they can't get homeI'm sure there's a flaw I'm not seeing outside of them not taking the flight
>>216308079
>>216325309Aye it's funny and absurd. Used to do it in public too, but as he was 6ft4 and broad as a bull nobody said a fucking word
>>216325308I KNOW THAT ONE
>>216325122what letter of the alphabet was it?
>>216325284>He loved grabbing me by my hair and screaming "Are you a fucking retard or whatKinky bastard
>>216325284what an americanised spastic he was
>>216325339alri hatfilms
>>216325321Well if this Ethiopian that was bribed to go back is any indicator looks like the going rate is £500 and a plane ticket
i'm so racist i can barely function
>>216325279I can rotate an apple in my head no problem >>216325295No.
>>216325341i... is the most imba manouvre
>>216325267Thats not pathetic. But do remember its her job and she isn't looking for love. It's not typical for escorts to text afterwards but occasionally it happens and I think thats nice of her. Like I said give it a few weeks then I reckon try another girl before you go back to her. You won't be as nervous the next time. And do consider my advice on pills, its easy to get them online. Also nothing stopping you from getting on dating apps while you get used to punts and shagging.
>>216325268I get a good 7-8 hours each night.I do sometimes wake up with hazy memories of dreams and apparently I shout in my sleep sometimes but I just can't remember vivid dreams. I haven't for years.
>>216325389Ktim lol
Being a virgin on your wedding day is like the bare fucking minimum.
>>216325437get on the ZMA lad makes you dream more and recall more of your dreams
>>216324621>>216325434Thanks for the advice lad. I really appreciate it, you've made me feel a bit better.How come you think I should see another escort rather than the same one? If I see another one, wouldn't I have to do the same thing of explaining my situation and getting used to her? I am cutting out porn completely.
so... what time is it in moscow?
>>216325493u wot m8? no woman would marry a virgin
Last Christmas was having a walk & chatting with my family, & the topic of inner voice/visualisation/dreams came up and my cousin told me her husband has none. He cannot even imagine the faces of family members. Absolutely blew my mind, I asked him about it (he was right there) and he gets all cagey and embarassed. Wanted to know how his mental processes work
>>216325517I’m talking about women too.
don't let rorke speak at the christmas dinner
>>216325534lmao give it a rest rorke, no women are virgins at an age they will marry
>>216325573You’re a cuck
>>216325542Fortunately I come from good stock and all of my family are somewhat racist. My female cousin has her Siri set up so it's an Indian man and she's always doing impressions of Indians and cackling.My elderly aunt bless her heart asked if the voice was an actual Indian man in a call centre lmao
Ideal husband for a modern woman is a kpop tenor who's never even touched it himself
Got scary music on like Bob Dylan and that to get in the Halloween mood
sisstein waited until her kids were old enough to be bridesmaids
>>216325608nope, im not marriedtry again rorke
Reclining in my office chair with my feet on a footstool, gazing out of the window puffing on a vape.
>>216325647Yeah but you’re happy to marry a woman who’s had sex with 1000 different men
>>216325652im tooting my vape an all but just laying on the bed
>>216325652Hope the footstool slips and the vape ends up stuck in your windpipe and every time you talk a cloud comes out
>>216325679Well that's rude isn't it
>>216325652The clouds are adding to the eerie halloween vibe
>>216325661pretending to be outraged with bonnie blueget over yourself rorke
more like bonnie poo lol
inseminated an aboriginal lady yesterdaygin pussy's got a grip like something else
finally came to terms with the fact i need to start undergoing therapy because my mental is declining to breaking point
badly want to try cocaine
>>216325747its not that good and its ovepriced
>>216325738What mob she?
>>216325783fact. get on the pink
>>216325783I already have some. just bit of a pussy like
>>216325798fake drug
>>216325740therapy made me worse because it made me realise nobody actually cares not even the supposed specialists that you're paying money to, nobody gives a shit
>>216325740let it break, what's your mental done for you lately
>>216325747As a lover of cocaine, don't do it. Changes your brain forever. I still get sudden phantom whiffs of the scent. If I see cocaine being done in media, I legit get a little burst of pleasure anticipation in my brain. Even if you never get addicted, you'll always want it, it's demonic bro.
>>216325812do some whisky first
getting a buzzcut lads. Sick of hair.
>>216325825hearing the voices again
>>216325747not a big druggy but i always thought of it as rubbish ecstasy
wanking my arse with the new
>>216325851the classic norwood cope
>>216325863what are they talking about
haven't shaved in ages, moustache starting to curl at the ends
99 job rejections and a interview aint one
>>216325894the gherkin...
>>216325864They are totally different highs though, MDMA is for emotional sensual experiences with girls, it's like a sweet wine you drink at a picnic on a warm summers day. Cocaine is filth, goonpowder, a cheap bottle of offbrand vodka that you chug before meeting a ran through Chav slag so that you can perform the dirty deed.
>>216325877idk what that means but im still doing it
so this is it, the last ever /brit/...
>>216325894the gay porn
>340 how are you CUNTS this lazy? I understand it's NEET hour but fucking hell
>>216325941>>216325941>>216325941
>>216325509cutting out porn is a good ideai'm worried you are setting yourself up for a disappointment if you go straight back to herin my early days doing punts there was a russian birdshe was a lookerwe had fun and agreed to meet up to smoke weed and just hang out. i was expecting us to be friends, we had good chemistry. all week i was in a good mood, thinking about shagging her againbut my texting game isnt very good i tried messaging her to hang out but she thought i wanted a puntwell i did want to shag her again so i went with itbut this time she was like a completely different personthe chemistry was gone. she was moody and curt and not talkative. in my mind id built up this idea of being friends with benefits with this nice russian birdinstead the second time was awfulshe was lacklustre and distantacted like the previous week didnt happenclearly just wanted the moneyi think if you go to another girl first you can build up your confidence, then you will hopefully be ready to go back to her and give a solid performance.
>>216325931waiting for the dogshit jf new
