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goddamn i am so fucking bored and lonely
>>216458651lets have sex
The post workout
>>216458651No idea where this quote originates but someone once said that only boring people get boredJust googled it and it’s Madmen but I’ve never watched the show
>>216458665are you a girl (female)?
>>216458679Can you get rabbit in brazil
>>216458679>pearExtremely based fruit choice right there
In a just world Silwa would the NYC vote overwhelmingly
>>216458688not my fault i am required to wageslave for 40 hours a week at a job i don't care about so i can live
>>216458689no, im a man with a penis
>>216458715Get* :'(
>>216458715Silwa has an extensive arrest record because he was fighting for civil rights and equality in his youth But noooooooo let’s elect the Islamojeet who’s promising to do shit that a mayor absolutely cannot doWhere the fuck are they gonna get the money to pay for free healthcare at a city level??
>>216458760>Where the fuck are they gonna get the money to pay for free healthcare at a city level??raise your taxes 5 billion percent
>>216458747My brain autocorrected ‘the’ to ‘get’
>>216458760>Where the fuck are they gonna get the money to pay for free healthcare at a city level??just print more money o algo. shrimple as that
>there's going to be even more poo york migrantsLike seeing a mets flag wasn't a huge sign already
>>216458760Tbqh the only good thing to come out of this is that he's going to fail in every single policy position or just quietly drift away from them because a Mayor cannot even realistically hope to do half of that.
>>216458774By doing what? Introducing city level income tax? He can’t raise property taxes and freeze the rent at the same time.
can't wait for the hellscape that nyc will turn into next year lol
>>216458760Yeah he's an actual New Yorker of merit but unfortunately New York has too many transplants now too ignorant of the city's history
A lot of shit is gonna happen in 2026
>>216458830It will be a dumpster fire of epic proportions (assuming he's retarded enough to actually try to implement this shit which he probably is)
If you elect me as Mayor of New York, I will declare the 2024 election as invalid band will force Trump out of office AND I will force Israel cede all occupied Palestinian land.
>>216458847Pretty much everyone is a transplant. Almost nobody “from” New York is actually a born and raised New Yorker
>>216458872It's weird how pretty much everywhere in the West that city level governance is the most activist international politics minded when you'd expect local government to be the most focused on local issues.
If you elect me Mayor of Duluth, MN I will grant every incel worldwide a beautiful virgin girlfriend who has a $50,000,000 portfolio, loves cooking, and is a master of sex despite never having it herself or even watching porn.
>>216458925
>>216458679This is the whole meal? Wtf
>>216458944>a master of sex despite never having it herself or even watching porn.how's that supposed to work?
>>216458925My mayor’s views of a war on the other side of the planet is more important than what they’ll do to make my life easier or my city safer
>>216458973the kill white people smile
When did you realize you were never going to be the person you wanted to be growing up?
>>216458984until she's delivered to her soulmate he means
>>216458984We’ll figure it out after you elect me. Stop asking me about how I’ll do what I promise. I’ll raise taxes on the billionaires o algo. What are you, some kind of Chud?
Mamdani will be like “we’re going to tax the white people” but internet racist will focus on eating with his hands
>>216459010He knows what I said but he’s a pedantic and shallow-minded little retard without a single thought of any actual substance inside that husk he calls a head.
>>216459005i never had a role model growing up
>>216458810Idgi but I appreciate it when schizos post their niche humor
Vote for me for NYC Mayor and I’ll put beer in the water fountains and cameras in the girls locker rooms.
>>216459005I go to the gym to look like that person so the dream is still alive
If I become mayor of NYC I will make Europe brown
poo york shitty
I'm moving to NYC soon
>>216459044Harsh
>>216459082I do too but I've been going for 2 years and still look like shit. My numbers are good and everyone I know always says "yo you've been working out bro!" when I see them but I look in the mirror and still have belly and chest fat they can't see when I'm wearing a shirt. I don't want to roid because I feel like it's conceding that I can't achieve my goals without taking shortcuts.
>>216459134Poo Yorkers hate transplants but LOVE refugees
>>216459155>roidIt’s a diet issue, anonYou need to go on a cut
sometimes it’s a relief to get brutally mogged because you don’t have to keep aura farming in front of the huzz anymore
>>216459188Just face fucked your mom and then blew her brains out
I'm a woman
>American who speaks English and is culturally similar to New Yorkers moves to New York>”GENTRIFIERS OUT NOW WE DONT WANT YOU”>dirty smelly thirdworlder moves to New York>”YES YES YES WE LOVE YOU”
>>216446253i need this
>>216459213fact check: false@grok add context to this post
>>216459155Wtf I want to roid too>>216459184Tell us the way
>>216459188No its not wtf
you need a sexy babe but does the sexy babe need you?
if someone doesn't say something based in the next 2 minutes im gonna have a melty
>>216459241High protein minimal carbs, also need to intermittently fast Exercise isn’t an efficient way to burn fat, you’re growing the muscle under the fat
>>216459216can i see your nude breasts?
>>216459283go fuck yourself
gonna make chili mac haven't had any in a long time
>>216459231What do you think is going through her head when she made something like that? Whats the intention? Is she actually trying to be motivating
>>216459318the intention was getting ogled at by men
>>216459288Read what you said out loud in front of your mum, no balls.
>>216459310Homogayfag
Is there a job where English is needed (my only skill) but isn't being at the phone the entire day? Not a teacher either. I would like having a justification to having learned the language other than for entertainment purposes.
*breaks into an epic freestyle about how its bad to do marijuana*
>Gan ey zee ohr nood braysts
If everybody else jumped off a bridge would you do it too
the chinese are crazy, i buy this shit for like 2 bucks and it comes to me all the way from china on a plane on a nice packaging, someone must be losing money with this
>>216459364Depends whats under the bridge
>spiritually israeliLibtards can't say jewish lmao
>>216459354Anything related to international business, diplomacy, financeMy company works with Mexican and Chinese companies and everyone who we interact with speaks really good English
>>216459375>someone must be losing money with thisthey work for 10 cents a day
>>216459354>English>SkillMexico is right next to the States, why is the average Mexican so stubborn about learning English? Does it have to do with older generations?
>>216459375They’re not flying it over specially for you, they’re throwing it on a boat or plane that was already headed that way
>>216459383antizionism does not equal antisemitism chud
>>216459428obviously but its crazy its so cheap, just the pipe it came in and the tape must be more expensive
>>216459351yeah what about it?
>>216459461A roll of tape costs very little and has a lot of takePackage could’ve been reused but buying bulk in industrial quantities makes the individual unit extremely cheap
thinking of buying this for my bitchless incel gamer lair
Hardships of a foot model
>>216459461It is legitimately a scam sometimes. On their end I mean. They're selling stuff at a loss then take credit for massive sales and cut and run
>>216459451That's like saying you hate the south but not because of the black people
>>216459511That looks so uncomfortable
What if you took a shit and there were little worms moving inside it
>>216459537I beg to diffur
>>216459544Call a doctor and get some medication
>>21645952010 deutsch marks says it was a somalian
>>216459533Well they say the exact same thing, they think it's a bunch of retarded rednecks
the craziest part is people resell this shit locally for like 1000% markup
What is fk going to do when his test levels drop and he can't goon for 6 hours a day anymore
>>216459557I stand by my original judgment
>>216459583>buy something cheap>resell at a markupLIL NIGGA JUST DISCOVERED RETAILHard part is getting what people want to buy or else you’ll sit in unsellable shit stock
>>216459591you probably weigh like 250lb this is skinny people furniture
>>216459590Im just an online Sex work culture aficionado I don’t goon much at all
Unc doesn't even know what 67 means
>>216459617it makes sense when its physical stores but online its just taking advantage of stupid people
>>216459648forced meme
>>216459620I'm 190 lbs at 6'2"Are you a manlet?
100% of people willing to argue that NPCs don't exist is definitely an NPC
>>216459652Are you though? Or are they choosing to pay the premium in exchange for convenience and less risk because they don’t need to buy 500 tshirts in the hopes of reselling them
I have constant dreams where I get into a car accident but I pause real life, reload my save, and then avoid being caught because my car and I are teleported to my house while the car I hit is still damaged
>>216459699you dont have to buy in bulk, you can just buy 1 directly from china, you can bulk if you want to too
Market is about to crash hardMy lvmh stock is on the up
>>216459731Dropshipping is extremely overrated and doesn’t actually result in much profit though Yeah the margins are huge but who cares when you sell so few? The manufacturer is making more money because the raw material costs even less
New GF just dropped
>>216459677npc's exist, i just don't think they're inherently harmful. so all this person does it eat, poop, sleep, watch streaming programs and agree with common sentiment. okay, and? they're not bothering me. haven't you ever played oblivion? everyone has their favorite npcs.
Most NPCs exist to add world flavor That whore at the grocery store who’s blocking the entire aisle?NPCThat crackhead nigger screaming on the corner?NPCThat fat ugly white woman with 5 screaming nigglets?NPC
>>216459544scream
That friendless KHHV who browses imageboards all day?NPC
all my my PTO was approved ladshave the 3rd week in november, the 2nd week in december, and 2 fridays in other weeks of december offalmost 30% of my remaining workload for the year is goneother than my annual summer vacation with the family im gonna keep stacking my PTO for the end of the year, this shit rules
>friendlessNot me>KHHVNot me>browses imageboards all dayNot meTry again seething loser
>>216459783They're harmful because they vote
he's mad
Your mother is an NPC
It’s over for Timmy.Bharat won.
Of course it's white women
and pee see
>>216459940i don't believe voting changes anything.
finna bout to blast off
>>216460051Good, I prefer you to not vote
Drake is the most famous leaf
>>216460068oh i still do. i just don't think it has any real effect.
>>216460095>I don't believe thing matters but I'll participate in pointless ritual anyway Npc
It's 12:30 past midnight and I'm having an imaginary argument in my head that prevents me from sleeping -___-
>>216460109freak = bodied
>>216458736Shame if you were a female with a penis..
gonna see if theres a porn game for me to play then imma do a cheeky one
>>216460109ahh, 'pointless ritual', that's half of life. maybe you're right, and i am just a flesh automaton. if that's the case, enjoy your higher state! you're the player character! time to do some hero'ing!
>>216460132Don’t know what country that flag is but it’s some headrag hellhole so I need to inform you that you need to get the FUCK out of cum
>>216459769Looks like a libtard and she probably has disgusting hair on her armpits and a bush on her pubis
>>216460161Redditor
>>216458688I know it from this https://youtu.be/9aFFyA_HcDc?si=gi3Ecf0q9qkkpyD_
Do people actually have gfs and sex?
>>216460198you can call me anything you like. npc, redditor, whatever.
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>216460222Yeah
>>216460167>Tf>TpYou're country is a literal shithole. You slave away in work everyday to barely afford to live after you pay 60% tax to the gobberment so they could give gibs to Jewkraine
>>216460222yes. my friend is married and has kids
>You're country
>>216460222Yah
>>216460222In the west? They usually have gaysex because women are whore golddiggers who chase powerful men with money lol.
>>216460257Nonsensical post also Slava Ukraini and Am Yisrael Chai
>>216460239me too. decaf because it's late
>>216460268I was gonna write a sentence about him then changed it to be about his cunt but forgot to change the pronoun and the auxiliary. One of the many drawbacks of inferior languages such as English. That's why the possessive pronoun should be part of the subject! Disgusting cavemen language kek.
Piss can be refined into waterSo why don't you just sell your piss as bottled water?Infinite money glitch
>>216459414I also would like to know. We're taught English in school, kids see English as cool, and adults think it is useful, but people never do the immersion part needed to learn the language for some reason.
I love UkraineI love Israel
I love Ukraine I love Israel
>>216460321Decaf doesn't taste as good
>>216460365Girls do that already
>>216460238Would rather not call you at all
>>216460291Sounds like cope mate. Also Euro cities are full of piss, graffiti, and crime. I bet you got mugged at least twice in your life lol.
Slava Ukraini Am Yisrael Chai
>>216460412
I love JesusI love America
>>216460407Moids are so gullible
>>216459769stupid haircut
Who you think you playing with bitch ass nigga?
>>216460427>>216460454
So I guess I'm slave chattel only fit for slave work, put me in the field massa
Die Cunt
>>216460454I think we should support other countries' interests over our own, sorry
im so tired and sheepy
>>216460483post pics of yourself. I bet you're one of those incredibly obese desert people
Israel is the new Nazi stateHitler would’ve loved IsraelHe would’ve been pro-Israel because then the Jews wouldn’t be in Europe Hitler was pro-IDF
>>216460518he's a femboy
>>216460417Your cities are full of sand and dust and there’s a 90% chance your mother got raped by Pvt Hernandez in the early 2000s
>>216460490Good goy
Poor thirdworlder who smells like shit is backHe’s gonna drink camel piss and get raped later
What possesses these retards to shit up the thread?Fuck off already
>>216460537proof?
>>216460570Mind telling me more about that?
>>216460551>the chosen people>had their second temple destroyed >expelled from their own homeland Idk man
>>216460570Mind broken by his country being flattened by us for fun
>>216460546I bet you got gangbanged along with your sis in some Berlin back alley by a group of distinguished black gentlemen who migrated to Germanistan from The Republic of Congo.
>>216460594God works in mysterious waysBut the Jewish people have persevered
He’s always posting very graphic sexual things This is because he was severely gangraped by Pakistanis like his prophet
>>216460574https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216246064/#216248790https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216246064/#216246538
>>216460406still better than nothing
>>216460626You people literally have gaysex on the streets in pride parades infront of everybody. I can imagine raising a proper family in such a shithole.
>>216460661Just drink water or some warm slivo
I don't want sex I want rape
>>216460681i'm on way too many meds to be drinking alcohol
>>216460647he's beautiful <3
>>216460782imagine a threesome with saudi anon and this iraqi femboy
>>216460769What difference does it make
Did you know that coding correlated with linguistic and not mathematical ability? Think about how many Shelley, Goethe, and Shakespeares have been lost to Google, IBM, etc...
>I'm not going to Mcdonald's anymore, fuck their overpriced slop>*spends $30 on chinese food*what did I mean by this
>>216460835I love Chinese foodYou know that it’s trueI love fried Rice I love noodlesI love chow mein
*cracks an egg on your bald spot*
>>216458760>he was fighting for civil rights and equality in his youthCringe
We’re almost at 310
I just made a sandwich of cheese and crushed some airdried jalapeno pepper on top of it. It was divine.
>>216460819Tragic
>>216460713
>>216460994I love that image
>>216460937You made a sandwich if sand camel piss and Zutt nut you fucking faggot, poor rat subhuman nigger
>murderer sentenced to a thousand yearsokay, i understand that it's, even unrealistically, a cumulative penalty based on the offense. but once it hits past a hundred years, can't it just read "Life"? a THOUSAND years in prison?! i don't think he'll even make it to his first hundred!
Grooming my ass hair
I am voting democrat for governor in my state because the incumbent republican candidate implemented age verification for porn sites. Frankly unamerican, and they should pay for it.
>>216461001You're just jealous because a sandwich would cost you $10 with your worthless money you poorfag tax paying goyim kek
>>216460835It means you're a good goy contributing to the economy
>>216459005Around 8 or 9 I think
>>216460937what kind of cheese?
My heritage is Lithuanian
>>216461013That's because your laws are bullshit. Why send a murderer to a metal and concrete hotel where you suckers pay for his keep for the rest of his life?! You chop off their head, that's just common sense!
>>216461044Thoughts on this WebM?
>>216461105Cheddar spread
>>216461115look guy, these are not "my" laws. i didn't decide against the firing squad, they did.
I went to the kart track for the first time in 2 years and my times were 3 seconds slower than they were when I was practicing regularly
>>216461124I like
>>216461152You can still get the firing squad if you request it
>>>/his/18127014Is this true?
Do jeets born and raised in the west grow up to be cheaters and scammers?
edibles? takenlaundry? done
>>216460677wtf are you doing here go back to mena
I used to drink so much coffee and caffeinated drinks during my shifts I think I must've burnt out my adrenal glands & damaged my kidneys somehow
>>216461152>firing squadThat's for military, and it's an honorable death. Murderers don't deserve an honorable death.
Just coomed
>>216461115I want to put my penis in your butt my little bacha bazi princess
Any Americans that fight for Russia or Ukraine instead of America deserve their swift deaths
>>216461202They grow up to be tech geniuses and/or rappers
wdup
>>216461137sounds nice. I like cheese sandwiches. I'd make one for you :)
>>216461115Ok but how much do you make a month compared to me, do you have a car, can you drink from the faucet in your country, do you have a toilet with basic plumbing in your house or do you have to go to an outhouse?
>>216461201No not really. They grew potatoes for food because all the other crops were worth a lot more and were being sold off by the english land owners.
Fk irl
>>216461223You’re a subhuman beastYour mother was fucked by a goat and shit you out 9 months later You need to kill your self you genuine faggot homosexual
>>216461233Typical Indo-European. That's why God chose the Semites to relay his divine message to humanity. God would never talk to a savage primal filthy creature. That's why there are no European prophets, eventhough they're also Caucasians just like the Semites.
>>216461304Your prophet was literal murderous pedophile
>>216461291This is me irl
>>216461304God hates Semites, your country hasn’t recovered from the Mongol rape in the 1200s
>>216461044>>216461124Dextromethorphan
>>216461329Fake gun thoughbeit
>>216461113lithuania has a pretty rich history. you should be proud
Semitic subhumans
>>216461324There is nothing wrong with putting sinners to the sword. The Arabian prophet was the most based of them all, slaying sinners and infidels on his wake.
>>216461334What about it
>>216461201Yep irish are absolute third world niggersYou can watch footage from the 1960s they were still living like agrarian third worlders They're absolute animals who do not belong in civilization I know this well I have Irish ancestry so I can feel the savage dumb Irish gene coursing through my veins Thankfully my anglo and germanic ancestry helps keep it in check
>>216461380If that's true how come you guys can't beat Israel with islam?
>>216461304Arab men have sex with each other as instructed by the quran
About to start my workout. Let’s get it!!
I remember when bollywood was all I knew about India.
>>216461389having ACTUALLY been to ireland and england though, I can say youre full of shit
>>216461403Lmao somebody pull up that Quran verse where Mohammed makes out with his male friend
>>216461423You're not Irish so you wouldn't get it
>>216461389>Irish, Anglo, GermanicAll of whom were still wiping their asses with rocks and leaves when my ancestors were inspired by God to create civilization
>>216461436I am, thoughever
>>216461394The men of Al Zutt never tire, inshallah
First I jerk off then I shower
>>216461436>You're not Irish Neither is most of Ireland nowadays
If homosexuality is caused by being molested as a kid, what causes bisexuality?
I have no ambition to create anything grand. I just want to be comfyI want to be like the nietzschean last man
>>216461422lol, wtf is this movie
>>216461422Holy kek
N
>>216461447Absolutely ZUTTED>>216461465Too much spicy food early probably
>>216461446No you're not. If you were then you'd know what I say is trueOr maybe you're repressing your inner Mick
>>216461388What you'll feel like on it
>>216461458mick politicians be like"IRISH AMERICANS? MUH HERITAGE LARPERS? FUCK OFF, WE DONT WANT YOUR KIND. Muslim rapebabies that hate catholic AND protestants? WELCOME!"
>>216461472>seethe: the movieNever underestimate how pigheaded indians are. The more you try to improve them the more they will resist
>>216461417Starting with some pull ups to stretch out my back (pause)
Zesty cool ranch Doritos
>>216461511>Oh Mickey O'Malley from Boston isn't Irish but MY BOY MOHAMMED...true Irish lad
>>216461422India could salvage SO much soft power if they actually arrested scammers and invested in some fucking trash cleanup.
>>216461506Go on
>>216461511They have enough Irish in Ireland they don't need more subhuman micks like you
i just had kind of a sick thought. do you think, if there was some kind of flawless test you could administer, that you could control and use would-be thrill-killers as executioners? i know this is imagining some kind of minority report reality where you really know for sure a person's temperament, but boy, you could really one-stone this whole issue like this. let latent murderers kill known murderers.
>>216461554*checks native irish birthrates*lol, sure thing
>>216461465Almost getting molested
Arabs worship someone who was gangraped LMAOOOI could never respect a man who was raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PinBVYKQGeM
Those who disbelieved among the People of the Scripture and the polytheists will be in the fire of Hell, abiding eternally therein. They are the worst of creatures. [Quran 98:6]
>>216461576Come here!
>>216461465Hypersexuality
>>216461520Let me guess the white people are the colonizers? And he's taking revenge.
>>216461422>Like>Subscribe>Get notifiedkek
>>216461600Zutt nutIn the buttI said Zutt nutIn the butt
>>216461541India will never be relevant politically with a caste system. Those in power will never do anything like what you describe because it's beneath them and therefore not worthy of their attention. They are doomed to being filthy disgusting animals until they can follow the example the british left for them. Alas, it is not meant to be
>>216461600Why are Muslims so engaged in gay homosex?
>The Ismail the Zutted One inserted his cock into the Iraqi Bedouin man
Fundies bug me but imagine living in an entire region of the world where fundy is the boilerplate personality type and it only gets worse from there. God, can you fucking imagine
>>216461663Their religion was founded by a bisexual pedophile who was into Jeets and little girls Muhammad was searching for more little girls, Zutt, and Zanj (niggers literally rampaged around Iraq for decades raping as they pleased)All they think about is sex
Are we pro or anti furry? Are we in-between? What's your favorite candy bar?
>>216461731pro-furry, hershy with almonds.
>>216461731antiAlmond joy or Reece's
>>216461731We’re anti degenerate and Jasonkin, so anti furry
>>216461768Very based
>>216461731Furries are just as deserving of the rope as trannies and muslims
>>216461619we're pro white girls
>>216461731indifferent, I don't eat sweets but this was good when I was kid
>>216461805What if you saw a tranny mudslime furry? How would you react?
I get tism bucks now
>>216461663It's the ultimate degeneracy, you can't steep any lower than that, a lowly filthy stinky faggot. And that's what westerns came up with, the first nation to legitimize gay marriage. The throne of God is shaking from his anger, and he shall strike down the heathen whitoids. Faggots should fly, then stoned, then their filthy bodies cremated, because filth like them don't deserve a proper burial, their filthy seminated corpses would stink up the earth.
>>216461731death to any and all furries, no matter where they may be on some "spectrum"nestle crunch
I'm 31 and starting to shrink
>>216461465Also molestation
>>216461904In the balls?
>>216461852You're a used up bacha bazi rape slut
>>216461820also Kinder Bueno
That mutts is always seething and coping, I bet he got IEDed in Iraq lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTpw-hR2kxE
>>216461925
Can’t wait for the next Retard of the Month This guy fucking sucks
310
>>216461600i fucking hate the kufar i wish theres a civil war so i can go full psycho
>>216461913Nope. Balls are still growing towards the ground
>>216461551high