australians?
>>216586595>retail shopping centreGRIM
got the washing machine on
>look at phone screen >special week crying again
>>216586599i'm getting word you didn't have official approval to make this threadyes it says here the thread was "early" and "american" and "not officially /brit/"anything to say for yourself?
>>216586656>19 year old british girl killed by a ficki ficki boat rapist who had already served time for manslaughter + 3 counts of rape and the media is barely covering it
>>216586656
petition to ban yanks from making /brit/ threads
BREAKING NEWS: Gen Z Calls Air Force 1 "Dad Shoes"
>>216586656Who?
>>216586599Do yanks know about Molly?Used to be our most beloved gaybo but then he did his frontal lobes when he fell off a ladder putting up Christmas lights and now he can't go on telly anymore because he'll get into fights with the other guests
>>216586698Should have made one first then shouldn’t you?
making a history of /brit/ through a series of ceramic pots so future historians will remember us
>>216586698Seconded
pizza delivery took about an hourspoiler alert: the driver was indian
*chews your head smoove off*
>>216586650A nice one obviously, a modern one with polished floors and decent shops, one that you need to drive to. Not the local row of bookies and Greggs underneath a bunch of concrete council bedsits.
just remembered i've got loads of salmon pastethat bread is in big trouble
>>216586698seconded
>>216586742sc
love those juicy tracksuitswhenever i'm on my incelwalk and there's a girl wearing them in front of me i get a stiffy
>>216586702
>>216586731i didn't want to make it, would just prefer someone other than a yank made ityou also posted it early, something that you've notably gotten a bit too fucking comfortable with lately
>>216586762um
lube arrived from amazondangerous day to be my cock
spiderberg crawling across my bed but jumping off my hand whenever I pick him up now hes disappeared
>>216586763WELL SAID
>>216586702no one is saying this, it's just some engagement farm bullshit. we still rockin af1s fr, pic related from the other day actually.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pd9jg7MpVac
>>216586676I make the thread>>216586724:(
>>216586757sometimes I wonder if lasses like this understand that they're future fattiesit's so easy to spot but do they know it themselves? Obviously she's still youthful enough and everything is being held in enough that she will be getting male attention so it might be hard to see that this will dry up as the ballooning continues
>>216586763>you also posted it early, something that you've notably gotten a bit too fucking comfortable with latelyI didn’t make it at all. One of my fellow countrymen did. If you don’t want to make it, don’t complain when someone else does.
For me it's Salford Shopping City
bean stew with breaded roasted tofu for tea perhaps
>>216586805all yanks are a hivemind entity so it doesn't matter if you did something or another yank did, it's all the same
why is it that literally every single woman at toil eventually becomes fati know it's an office job but fucking hell ladies lay off the biscuits
>>216586763janmans been lacking recently, needs to get the runts back in line
>>216586823elton john coming round for dinner is he?
>>216586828ever wank to the thought of them getting blacked
what will you be watching?
having a severe mental health episode
>>216586823beans on toast then yeah
>>216586828Open your eyes retard, most adults are obese. It's not just your office you mong.
>>216586836oh all of the time
how to increase track (sprint) affinity|aptitude in uma
>>216586838how's it evening?
need to do my washingg and my washing upwhy am i so lazy
>>216586777yay!
>>216586842>most adults are obese. Not sure that's true>It's not just your office you mong.The men aren't fat thoughbeit, just the women
>>216586747>niceright
>>216586837not watched a footy match since 2024 when my dad invited me over to watch the FA cup final and I fell asleep on his sofa
>>216586873Thank you for agreeing
>>216586869Most adults 30+ are obese in this country. People keep gaining weight as they age.
>>216586873I mean the alternative is just sitting about the house on here. Might as well go on an outing.
>thometimeth I wonder if latheth like thith understand that they're future fatties>it'th tho eathy to thpot but do they know it themthelveth? Obviouthly thye'th thtill youthful enough and everything ith being held in enough that thye will be getting male attenthion tho it might be hard to thee that thith will dry up ath the ballooning continueth
>>216586893Ever tried going dogging?
If Scotland became an independent country, it would be a tax haven country
>>216586837all of them as i have no life
>>216586896fucking poo screamingdone him
doing the washing up
>>216586860Oh yesI have to get the laundry inIndeed
>>216586893i'll take the alternative thank you
i never should have stopped doing drugs, sobriety is ruining my life
it seems todaythat all you seeis violence in movies and sex on tvprescient words from one lois griffin
>>216586902No as I'm not gay and it seems to mainly be a gay thing.>>216586932get yourself to a retail centre lad
If Wales became an independent country, it would be a tax haven country
>>216586888Not sure that's true
>>216586960you could go on a dogging tourshag plenty of birds
what literature you lads been reading? I recently picked up a copy of Sune
>>216586960im off to islington to buy some magazines and CDs
Jayde, aged 16, was last seen on Avoca Street, Randwick, about 3pm yesterday (Friday 7 November 2025).
Would love to tongue her butthole as she farts in my face.
>>216586975From the office for national statistics >In 2022, 29% of adults were living with obesity, and 64% were overweight or living with obesity. These figures all go up when you exclude people in their 20s.
>>216586976I don't want to have to queue
>>216586984cronem fodder
good grief
If England became a republic country, it would be
>>216586984why are so many people going missing whats going on
>>216587016cronem invasion
>>216586979french slop
>>216587023grow up
If Ireland joined the UK
>>216586984stayed at her boyfriend's house against her overbearing mother's wishes, turns off her phone, mother calls police in a bout of passive aggressive BPD hysteriabookies no longer taking bets on this matter as it's utterly sewn up
>>216587016Fewer people go missing than before, they just get spammed everywhere these days because it's so rare.
IM A CHICKEN FUCKER
>>216587034ireland is in the UK mate
If Australia became 52nd state of the USA, it would be the most oriental state
>>21658701699% of them are just kids staying out with friends and not answering their phone and their mum reports it then they turn back up the next day.
Lucky there's a man whoPositively can doAll the things that make us
*teleports to 8th to 1st halfway through the final stretch in the race* heh
>>216587028Can you actually read French?
>to 8th to 1st
>>216587068no i just like looking at the pictures
just renewed my iptv subscription
I wake up drunk
done the washing up, going to clean my room
>>216587075ah, okay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNOFa5__QJMdont like guns or war or history but this guys videos are entertaining
the IDL really find anything offensivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_symbols_designated_by_the_Anti-Defamation_League_as_hate_symbols
if America became a monarchy country, it would be first empire in 21st century
>>216587068oui c'est vrai
>>216587077bang out of order mate. sky and tnt sport rely on subscriptions to keep their excellent sports coverage going
>>216587100remember when they kicked off at our greta having an octopus plushie
If i was an Englishman, i would take HRT and transformed to an English rose
at "DQ" they tip the ice cream upside down in front of you before you can take it like some kind of sick joke
>>216587147
>>216587106odio i neri
>>216587151humiliation ritual
rorke getting arrested and getting flagged as a danger to female police officers near him
fuark
>>216587153Bradders looks fucking sexy there
>>216587151It’s an American tradition. You wouldn’t understand.
>>216587151I've never had the ice cream there only orange julius when they had it but if they have chocolate peppermint I will go to there
got slowpuke onhave it on during breakfast so its like i have someone to tallk to
feels a bit weird tesco calling me by my first name"thank you [anon] we've got your changes"you don't know me, you're a website
>>216587181someone should fart on your head
>>216587168cute he look like robin gibb
>>216587177>orange juliusits all foreign to me>>216587168wonder what they get up to toegher
to uma horse game gatchas credit, you dont really get punished two times for doing the same risk very often (I just got away with it again)
>>216587187catberg has already seen to that
Dogs = GreeceHorses = Rome.
fucking my da up the arse
>>216587181sad little man
>>216587214cannot even begin to describe how pitifully wrong this is
>>216587222any poo up there?
>>216587222oh no you haven't
>>216587230why dont you just shut up man
>>216587227fucking idiot
hi :)
>>216587240utter miron
>>216587242awright chief
>>216587223got a problem with that mate?
st miron
came back from holiday yesterday and my american colleague asked me who i flew withi said the pilot and some strangershe blinked at me several times, very confused, said he meant the airlinecould hear others snicker in the back
yay yay yay
>19 year old british girl killed by a ficki ficki boat rapist who had already served time for manslaughter + 3 counts of rape
almost christmashope they've got the nice christmas port in m&s love port me, but i only drink it at christmas
right fuck pocklington i'm getting the train to weeton and climbing almscliffe crag
>>216587258that you're a sad little man? no, it doesnt affect me at all
>>216587276how much this cost
>>216586984love those tight little PE kits they have the girls wear these days :)
>>216587279careful mate looks like the air gets thin up there
>>216587291youre seething mate
>>216587301
>>216587294tenner
>>216587303it's actually a beautiful view from up there
>>216587303Welsh men looking at this picture biting their lip
feeling cute!
>>216587301thats a normal school uniform you spasticulated pedophile moron
>>216587294was 10 quid last year
>>216587315>>216587329wow you was serious thats mental
>>216587321She's a complete psycho but she's very, very hot so it's OK.
>>216587321damn employed woman (formerly sacked tranny) looks like that?
>>216587316yeah it does look nice any stone henges or that sort of thing nearby
what are they gonna do?oh no you broke the geneva convention!we're already at war nibba fuck ya gonna do
>>216587339whats mental about that
>>216587339mental, mental and mad
>>216587350£10 for a bottle of alcoholfrom M&S no less
>>216587347henges? in harrogate? daft bugger
;]
>>216587364its a christmas treatim not buying it every week
babel bag
I don't really drink much. Perhaps once or twice a year.
need football analyst gf
Let me take you to The Red Rooms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCl8U2vVzPY
Get em posted
>>216587367go to ilkley and get in touch with your ancient ancsetors
>>216587348japs did this all the time in the pacificpretending to surrender then going at the yanks/aussies with a live grenadethey were ordered to torture, rape, and murder civilians to make the japanese soldiers afraid to surrender in case they got tortured in returnso they basically could never be taken alive and had to be wiped out whenever they were encounteredscary, that
>>216587321This girl looks so much like my sister that my stomach dropped when I saw the thumbnail
i fucking hate danny & gary
>>216587408stuntpeng
>>216587279Why is there a Weeton and a Market Weighton? That makes no sense.
>>216587347could go brimham rocks perhaps
>>216587325it's clearly the polo shirt for a PE kit you gay nigger
>>216587423
>>216587442mate lived on a farm just outside market weightonbeautiful country, that
mad how them abos stopped peopel from walking up that big rock they have
>>216587442well they're different places in different countiesnow dacre, dacre banks, and darley are all right each other and that's a bit confusing
>>216587307what makes you think that?
need to do the laundry AGAINevery fucking week with this shite
thiccKINO incoming de lads
>>216587408decent clapper on her too
>>216587471they got the name changed as well from aussie rock to abo rocki think aussies were like "nah fuck it let them have their rock"
>>216587480>different counties
>>216587510Runtcore
got wanked off in the shower by the missus today
>>216587431please please please get me in touch with her! will literally funnel all my savings and income into your bank account for a quick date with her
>>216587510well at least you cooked the beans properly i suppose
>>216587503corrr
>>216587428imperial japan was absolutely psychoticand they never really had an intense re-evaluation after the war like germany didprobably why japs are so weird today
>>216587510>getting home from school and scranning thiscorrr those were hte days x
>>216587503shame she supports the kneeling
>>216587471could go walk up it right now who’s going to stop me
>>216587428sorry explain this>they were ordered to torture, rape, and murder civilians to make the japanese soldiers afraid to surrender in case they got tortured in returnwho ordered who to torture and rape? and isn't this what might have caused the japs to feign surrender?
>>216587534...yh
What's a good multiplayer shooter/fighter like Space Marine 2 or Chivalry where you can customise your appearance and level up weapons and upgrades?PC obviously, and nothing real-world setting like CoD and no tranime shite.
just had a larvely defecation session
>>216587535the aboites
i'd rather die standing than live kneeling
>>216587535the abos, supposedly
>>216587523she's too young for you sorry
Sydney Sweeney makes uggos, fatties and leftoids seethe.
>>216587528>and they never really had an intense re-evaluation after the war like germany didtheir emperor literally had to public announce he didnt have divine power and they have a day every year where they are reminded of this
>>216587559>t.
>>216587581why are you seething at her lad
a brutal mogging
>>216587581ok
>>216587581The whole Sweeney thing is insane. You got a whole country arguing over some silly advert and a dumb bint. Your entire country needs to grow up.
>>216587598done him
>>216587600why do they do it
my last shag was with a girl that looked like a female version of asmongold but she has a great body and a cute fanny
off to visit the senpai today. wine and food and fireworks, should be very nice
unabo to make fire
can't imagine dating taylor swift. like you go to nosh on her pussy and you're thinking "i am licking taylor swift's vagina", must be surreal.
>>216587600thats a tranny
>>216587598Fuck, I’ve been well and truly done.
what do abos even do all day? not the city ones the ones that live in poowong or chinamans knob and the like
>>216587617insanity
>>216587600Mm tites
>>216587620Can I come?
>>216587634She's nothing special. Just one of pop culture's most successful marketing gimmicks. A psyop if you will.
leftypol meetup
>>216587620you're only allowed fireworks on the 5th enjoy your stay in jail
poowong mentioned
poo
>>216587664deary mewhere are the fathers in all this?
>>216587664absolute unit on the right
>>216587634imagine the amount of elite nfl bbc that's creampied her vag while travis wanks his steroid shrunken cock in the cuck chair watching on
not sleptdoesn't really matter though does it
>>216587552the japanese officers were told to order atrocitiesthe reason for this, as some officers admitted when captured, was to make japanese soldiers terrified of being capturedwhen you've left a young aussie soldier pinned to a tree with signs (in english) talking about how slow and horrifying his death was, then you don't want to get captured by the people you've been tauntingtherefore they would always fight to the deaththus making them more effective
>>216587664leftypol says we should tolerate these obvious nonces performing their sexual fetishes in public
>>216587664i know it smells crazy in there
taylor swift used to post on /brit/ under the name mihai
>>216587634whats weird is you orshipping her pussy for 0 reason like how she wants every man to do for women
>>216587693you need help214183868
>>216587669cor
mad how the little brown children conversing with their parents in urdu are as english as you or I
when the fent hits
>>216587707Taylor Swift wants to eat gay men’s poo?
hormones working very well cannot believe this is a man
Donald Trump saved America
>>216587737scream
>>216587677will do fireworks whenever i like and you can't stop me
going out to sign something latermight call into greggs for a festive bake or perhaps two on the way home
>>216587748if caked up tarts are revolting as actual women why would a tranny version be any more pleasingthe one I posted yesterday who showed his arse was leagues penger
Morning lads.Day 21 of No PornDay 14 of NoFapDay 11 after seeing an escortDidn't get any spontaneous erections last night unlike the previous night, or at least I didn't wake up with one. That's a little bit frustrating as I was hoping I'd turned a corner.I've done a Testosterone level test this morning as I want to know if my issues with libido are due to that, or if it's purely mental, in which case it is cos I've stopped porn and masturbation.Using the lancet was a right chore.
might commit a serious arse bumming
>>216587748>>216587772men have rough skin no matter how good they look in webms, once you touch one or smell one you'll feel disgust
>>216587751leftypol having a chamomile tea to steady his hands so he can complain that this post isn't about british culture
>>216587583not exactly comparable to germany is it. and the fact he even had to make that decleration shows how insane they were>they have a day every year where they are reminded of thisnew year?
hate boomers so much ladslove knowing they'll all be getting abused by somalis in there nursing homes
I only get a stiffy if I fiddle with my willyThink it's the old age
might put something in me bum
>>216586984neoliberal teeth
mental how the nonwhites in nursing homes require even more staffing in the NHS, costing us money, while their families of 8 are all on the NHS. but "No NHS without the immigration" yeah
>>216587829you tried poo?
good early kickoff might get on the beers from lunchtime today not like I've got anything else to do
>>216587774blog on
lying = saying something that is falseis there a word for "saying something that is true"
>>216587774how much you pay for the slut and what race was she? I'm about to spend a fair quid on a escort and then go cold turkey no fap
>>216587876nope you might just have come up with the concept
>>216587825remember when even the slightest hint of cleavage got me a steel rod in my boxers, now i need to watch some slag have three cocks in her arse while getting pissed on by a tranny on legalporno to get a lobber on
>>216587853I av but to no avail
og cap navigates the entire pack in the final stretch! it was HER RACE!
when youre at a gig and youre in the middle of the crowd what are you meant to do with your beer after youve finished drinking it
>>216587918have sex nigga
you lads had any of those heist items in maccers yet?
>>216587853poo comes out of the bum m8 it doesn't go in
>>216587933stand in the far back and pretend you're not there. that's what i did
>>216587937I wish
>>216587933piss it out eventually
>>216586991Right so most people aren't obese that's what I thought
>>216587933throw it in the bin like you're doing a basketball
>>216586984tried to shag dexter morgan didn't she
>>216587965Stop replying to me dimwit
>>216587933Put it back at the bar obviously
>>216587885£200, she was White with dark brown eyes and hair
og cap such a good horse
>>216587933put it on your head and try balance it for as long as possible
>>216587942You just haven’t tried hard enough.
>>216587982>£200robbery. i paid £100 years ago and thought i was scammed
>>216587976:)
>>216587942anything can be reverse engineeredit just requires effort
>>216587982the one I want to fuck is over 1000, but it'll be the last time I see an escort so I'm gonna go all out
never been to an escort but I did have some brown lady wank me off in my car for a fiver
i once took mephedrone (mcat) and got so horny i ordered two cheap escorts (80 quid each, this was back in 2017). could not get an an erection due to stimdick so i ended up eating their arses for 45 minutes.
>new shirt has already shrunk in the wash100 quid down the drain
>>216588045just buy fruit of the loom tshirts meand asos long sleevesdoes the job
haven't felt like a wank for days. have lost my wanking mojo.
>>216588045skill issue
>>216588032does she pay income tax?
>>216588045Should have washed it correctly then
sometimes when you have a poo it feels like someone is bumming you
>>216588032how?
>>216587448thats what aus uniforms look like nonce retard
>>216588096i wouldn't know
>>216588080the machine has one setting
can't stop farting lads
>>216588044normal and understandable mephedrone behaviour in all honesty
>>216588030>the one I want to fuck is over 1000
sometimes when you have a McDonalds it feels like someone is bumming you
some times when your bumming someone it feels like your willy is a poo
>>216588135>>216588135>>216588135
>>216588116No it doesn'tThere has never ever been a washing machine made that had only one setting
>>216588112You’ve never done a poo?
>>216588112well now you do knowyou've bummed yourselfdirty bummer
right i think i'm off back to bedit's that or get utterly smashed on booze, delivered by the tescodon't worry though, i can post from my phone once in bed
>>216588079probably not>>216588101was buying weed and she came to the car window and asked for a fiversaid I'd give her a fiver if she tossed me off as a joke and she walked round and got in the passenger sidewas too autistic to say I was joking so I just let her do it
>>216588170why not have just one beer in bed? :3
wondering if that fit girl got arrested
>>216588146bodied that runt
gonna go to the jobcenter with a semi on in tracksuit bottoms to show my bwc and ask the sexy fiiiiine shequila if she wants to go out on a date
>>216586599Carlo VerdoneEleonora Giorgi(Italian actors)
>>216586698>gets no yous other than minepitiful austistic behavior
>>216586825>having a severe mental health episode
