Canal edish
poo smells
Is conventional war between two nuclear powers even possible in this day and age lads?
>>216735105Shut it chinlet
>>216735112rorkes mum
right so why did the yank businesses decide that one friday of the year they’d go with massive discounts and then call it “black friday”are they insinuating that blacks can’t afford anything unless it’s like 80% off? bit racist if you ask me
>>216735133we'll soon see
>>216735133Yh
Children in Need tomorrow. I can't bloody wait
i want to fuck annie zheng
Feeling much cleaner and less runty since I switched to pure olive oil soap.
>>216735146is eniro down
BEST FRIENDSUNTIL THE END OF TIME
>>216735161corncerning post this
have every intention of getting fired into sister in lawberg tomorrow. been planting that seed for months because all she's been talking about is her unhappy marriage and I'm the only one that's been listening
don't know who that is
tried messaging an escort who I know works in the same building as the Russian one I saw if she's available (tried booking her before but she cancelled at the last minute). She's read it but no response on AW.So that means one of two things:1. The Russian one has spoken to the other one about me.2. There's a red note on my AW profile, but I find this unlikely given other escorts responded to me on Tuesday.Did have an idea of making a new AW account in a few weeks' time and messaging the original Russian one to see if she responds lol Alternatively, I could put a negative review on UKpunting to tank her business
... tea time again and it's tea wearing my excellent glasses watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ...
... had a haircut ... pictures of me wearing my excellent reading glasses watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ...
spaki on his botnet again i see
Those children are in need of something alright...if you catch my drift...
new escortlad episode just dropped
.... I've done my best to get El Gustav in the picture ... but it's difficult ...
>>216735223>>216735236>>216735247and the squash levels?
>>216735199so you’re the emotional support poof? good luck with that
>>216735105You think you're the Crimson Chin or something nigga you've got a normal chin for normal people
>216735211Tired gimmick
Just been accused of larping as Kurt Caz based on my side profile. Feeling good!
>>216735211What's AW? I want to use it.
... the new watch is good wearing my excellent glasses and new watch watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ....l
Pooberg brewing. At the stage where I don't want to get up and release it half baked but lots of little pooey farts are escaping
yea that random bloke you got off reddit has a normal chin nice one mate now blow your head smoove off
>>216735211It's really fucking sad that you posted this on /britfeel/, got told to fuck off and then scampered over here to post it too
>>216735253She's already told me she met the wrong brother first so fuck off you cunt
they made a show about him!
>>216735261Adultwork
>>216735255>denying being a deformed chinlet means I think I've a gigachad chinStfu retard ik Im normal thats my point
>>216735238>Those children are in need of something alright...if you catch my drift...They need the return of Diego!
>>216735284haha you’re being used lad, venting is something women do with other women and after they vented they go back to their real partner feeling better
how would you know an escort lived in the same building as another escort? if you're going to post your shit gimmick keep the story straight boringlad
>>216735288Can it dork I'll shatter your faggot chin if I ever see you on road
>>216735286I hope that this will help people understand Rorke
>>216735261AdultWork, site where escorts advertise Unfortunately with age verification rules it's hard to use properly, unless you use a VPN you can't even see the full profiles
>>216735313Speak to you tomorrow lad when I finally become a man ;)
think i'll head down the greenway to ripley and back tomorrowlooks like drizzle but nothing too bad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_smoke_enema
>>216735335you’re a virge too? lmao
what's for lunch lads?
>>216735211why tf do you have an AW account anyway
>>216735325>on road
>>216735360virgin burger
>>216735360poo
>>216735099I think I just felt an Earthquake in Leeds
>>216735360
>Economy grew by 0.1% in third quarter, official figures showwe're rich lads
>>216735383sorry that was me farted
>>216735360Fish cum
>>216735375often save pictures of young men do you?
>>216735223>>216735236He must have some level of sanity if he's able to follow sports and write coherent tweets. I guess he's probably on psychiatric drugs which keep him relatively calm and stable.
>>216735284You seriously going to try and shag you brothers wife mate?Bit dirty behaviour that
What’s new in the world of poo? Any recent poo developments?
>>216735188>children mentioned at all in any context >this is suspicious youre smoking, pedo
right well catbergs got in the bath hasnt he
>>216735099This is such a nice house that even if you succumb to the temptation of suicide and jump out of the upper window of the house, you will remain alive. It's much better than Moscow.
>>216735389corr inflation was only 3.8% so only got 3.7% poorer
>>216735360Toilberg has ordered in some GAIL's for us
i'm too neurotic for these dating apps. i dont know how to do it properly.
>>216735211>>216735279get a grip and stop wasting whores time on AW by window shopping
Niggers tongue my anus
>>216735389By how much did the population grow?
>>216735384cor lad leave some for the rest of us
>>216735408>pedowhile I do agree I'm obligated to tell you to FOY
>>216735431100k more boat people
>>216735354um yes? I was saving myself for marriage but didn't want to become a 40 year old virgin. I'm not a slag like you mate
>>216735430bit gay innit
>>216735431fuck knows, there's probably a superinjuction against that information
>>216735409Bloody mentalist he is
>>216735399She's gagging for it mate. My brother is a complete man child and doesn't deserve her.
Imagine not only being a swede but also falling for the most obvious bait of the decade
>>216735409fucks sake catberg get out the bath
England is... kinda comfy.
>>216735409hes got a funny looking face
just woke upmental that wagies have been toiling for HOURS already
>>216735515there's no england now
>>216735473shite brother you
>>216735516women are vile
>>216735335>>216735354looooool
>>216735510lmao this is her as a horse I guess this was/is really how it is
>>216735112they got it back for her btw
>>216735515The image is beautiful!
>>216735524Yeah?
>>216735531Don't care mate he's a shite brother too
>>216735518so do you, but we don't bang on about it do we?
>Epstein Emails Call Trump a ‘Maniac’ With ‘Early Dementia’
>>216735521I may have worked 1 hour maximum so far, been slacking off since. Love getting paid to shitpost
this board is a watering hole for the mentally ill.
>>216735570not surprisedI'd be a shite brother if you were my brother too, vile little incel
just looked at the escorts round my area and they're all clapped
been three (3) days without a wank nowneedless to say i'm very horny
>>216735335haha faggot I hope you get the shit beaten out of you
>>216735585>Trump had early dementia 20 years ago>Won two elections in the meantimeDuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrhhhhhhh*starts drooling*
>>216735585Don't sympathise with MAGAtards or anything, but it'll be funny when leftists cite Jeffrey Epsteins opinion as evidence of Trumps dementia.
>>216735603some round me are too peng for the price surely loads of them are scams and I'll show up and be mugged by albanians
>>216735622the absolute state of american """politics"""
>>216735369To message them.This Russian cunt responded to all my previous messages fine before and even after our meeting, very quick responses, I even sent her a message after and she replied to that.But from Monday 3rd she stopped responding. I can only presume because I double messaged her that offended her or something, even though I was polite each time.Absolute cunt. She cancelled on me twice before the meeting as well, once in September and another in early October.The annoying thing is she's getting loads of positive reviews on AW. Hope she gets HIV.
>>216735603yeah, it's grim. they're all charging like £200 per hour too
>>216735521Wahey! Little tin foil hat lad!
>>216735646Fake, boring gimmick. Post a single screenshot of your AW messages.
>>216735593How can I be an incel if I've had sex? ;-)
A broken clock is right twice a day
yay
Honestly cannot believe that the mongs on /britfeel/ give escortmong less attention than you lotGain a clue pronto
>>216735646why do you keep incessantly posting about your boring fucking life when everyone has been begging you to fuck off for weeks?
i think that russian escort's life may be in danger
ever just stare at your ballsack and notice how it's constantly moving?
>>216735608I'm taller, stronger and prettier than him and I'm about to shag his wife so I win
yayyyy
>>216735673The Maori were there for barely any time at all before whites showed up idgaf
>prettier
>>216735688And you have given him attention (which is what he wants)
>>216735673does varg want all the yanks back in europe too
>>216735673aren't maoris invaders too? pretty sure they genocided and ate the previous inhabitants
need an Italian or Japanese girlfriend so badly lads
waiting for ofcom offensive
>>216735693Yh, mine are huge too so it looks like a living organism of some kind
>>216735673i think after three generations you're legitimised. especially because you've likely mixed with the native population by thenthat's why it's so important to get the browns out ASAP, the longer they stay the more claim they have to remain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70E1B_5bimY
>>216735728just two more weeks
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216735728Praying they block 4chan entirely so your life loses all meaning. All those AI Katys, nowhere to post them
>>216735741lol
>LAP1-B is the First Observed System Consistent with Theoretical Predictions for Population III Starspoggers
>>216735675>>216735699um hi
>>216735673>>216735704Here's an idea: maybe where you can live shouldn't be determined by your ethnicity
Alright lads I trust you all for money advice. How do I get £50 as soon as possible
>>216735755nonce
>>216735772salutations nigga
>>216735657Mental.Id like to look and see if there are any in my area and if I have seen them about, it's such a small isolated town I'd be surprised
>>216735720do you mean the mythical fairy people or the moriori (who were an offshoot of maori who lived on the chatham islands, they got there from nz and arrived to nz along with the other original settlers)
>>216735755I dont see his posts and cant be arsed unblocking him
>>216735776give out 10 blowies at your mum's going rate
>>216735779slit your wrists
just found out stephen hawking had a wife and kids, i always thought he was bent
>>216735732You could be there for a thousand years you'd still be a foreigner in my eyes
>>216735732you can be integrated in 1 generation and some families arent fully integrated after 3 its individual desu
>escortmong>gingerpaedo>belgiumnoncewe just need heathernonce and sacked tranny to complete the set of attention-seeking gigamongs
>>216735657Hoeflation is insane.
>>216735773ridiculous
>>216735806youre brown >>216735810all r9kfreaks who should be reported FYI
Batten down the hatches lads. Claudia is on her way.
>>216735824yellow rain? i surely hope not
got pooicide on the noggin me
If we actually get banned from 4chan I reckon zledy will just go back to nederdraad
>>216735810sacked tranny is escortmong
>>216735810pretty much every general on this site is ruined by their own few terminally online freaks 4chan needs ids as an option when making threads or something
>>216735824can't be Claudia, hasn't got a fringe
Got a mobile phone tripod off Amazon Haul which is like Amazon's Temu£1.20 or something, will be using it tonight for long exposure mobile astrophotography, if the sky is clear
reminder to report the BE flags posts because he is not welcome here
>>216735798Cheers mate
sick to bastard death of it
what did she mean by this
>>216735873catbert
>>216735859https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cartoon-Creative-Keyrings-Hanging-Pendant/dp/B0FKG45HZX/?ERM
>>216735848You’re right but /brit/ is exceptionally bad. Like half of the posters here are profoundly mentally ill
>>216735810funny how we have all these mongs and nonces and paedos yet we still choose to post here eh? maybe we are mongs too
>>216735873>bin on your counterrunt
3PM looms:)
>>216735891no other general forced them to add global wordfiltersold-/brit/ was that good and influential and people stick around on the hope that some newcunts develop a sense of humour and it comes back
>>216735889yeh if you look at the int archive a good half the posts are heathermong lolhabitual dogshit posters are 4chans biggest problem now that most the sites settled into generals so its mad they havent done anything about it
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hooku-Silicone-Teethers-Teething-Contro
IT FUCKING LOOMS
>>216735823Bit of 'jection? Don't want foreigners in my country, it's that simple.
>>216735887be careful lad, i've bought some proper tat just because it was a couple of pence thanks to amazon giving me money off all the timegot a small crab to hold my glasses on the way, and like 3 bags to hold cables
>>216735918deleted posts *
>>216735917which word got filtered because of /brit/?
omelette du fromage
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hooku-Silicone-Teethers-Teething-Control/dp/B0CQG7ZKFT
>Prince Andrew, well he's not Prince Andrew any more, but you know what I mean...
>>216735921right well we're all fucked if we're in the mull of galloway at 1am
>>216735946Naim al-Faruk
>>216735882Sick to bastard death of Mr handsome over here pulling skirt galore meanwhile I'm begging for a CRUMB of pussy on the apps How about you redistribute some of your wealth you selfish bastard
just put some chips in the ovenrorkes fuming
if I fuck a single mom im going to buy her kid this and go out to buy milk forever yes im buying a dog bandana for myself
BRING BACK HANGING!
bout to become gojo haha
>>216735918Yeah it’s fucking shocking, the jannies must ban ziedbelg and heathernonce around 5 times a day every day yet they’ll never just rangeban themI got a fucking rangeban on my phone for ban evading before those cunts ever got one
>>216735921total wheelie-bin death
>>216735946Sheikh Na'Ilgel Al-Faharaj
Canadaanon...
>>216735946up the raq
11 quid. should i?
do these relationships even exist in western europe any more ladsseems like for any couple below 40 the bloke has to be a gigachad in some shape or form >tfw oinker
Hi, how's it going?
rate my gf /10
israel should be nuked
>>216736010yesss
went to ireland when i was a kidsaw that stone you're supposed to kiss
>>216736005gbtp
>>216736005looksmatched
>>216735940t bh, newcunt
>>216735940t b halso f a m or b r u v I think I dunno for sure, let me check, senpai bruv
>>216736005they don't even exist in eastern europe anymore apart from maybe russia and ukraine. it's mostly a meme
>>216736010good post :)
Ok I will climb into this hole!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD8sTSu0sho
>>216736028barney stone
ok so f a m is filtered to 'senpai', that's how you know it's an old filter LOL
sometimes I write desu on purpose and people think I've typed tb h but raelly i've just typed desu lol
>>216736039f am
torn between these two (wont get the "will you marry me?" one) do you think I should get one of these and wear it to bed? the do NOT pet one is sort of like reverse psychology?
>>216736043Not sure there's and men left in Russia or Ukraine
>>216736043i see couples like this constantly
>>216736077no you dont
>>216736062FONC
>>216736023Sanest lefty take
>>216736038>>216736039Lmfao that filter isn't because of /brit/. It's from when I ran a Skype group that used to brigade generals on /vg/.
das rite
>>216736084my cousin and her husband look like that
looking to sell an old phone to raise fundssellmymobile.com rates it at 2 quidLOL
>Oh, we were born within an hour of each other >Our mothers said we could be sister and brother >Your name is Deborah, ...
>>216736003Alri little red riding hood?
Kino
>>216736115>how you know i'm somali
Yall fucking wid my posts lately? Any tips? Happy to improve
>>216736115This is genuinely how I imagine mousey looking
>>216736115theists look at this and go praise allah who works in mysterious ways
these belong in god tier
>>216736090im a turbo rorke
>>216736003though that was a thick dildo
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Christian-Religious-Spiritual-Streetwear-Black-12/dp/B0DX2BJ79S
I think if I hired a prostitute I would probably ask her to go wait outside, and then I go inside (call-in) and then she comes in and acts like im the prostitute. it would help with my swagger general, general swagger
>>216736148shut up spigger
>>216736141Biggest improvement to your posts would be to make them elsewhereHope this helps
>>216736149Shan't be fooled, only lefties hate Israel
>>216736148too decadent
>>216736162Happy to do that for you mate, any tips on where to go?
OK, but this one is LITERALLY me (except my hair is brown)
got called whitefulla at the australian parliament earlier lads
reckon i could pull this off
>>216736148all of these belong in god tier
>>216736022she went a bit off the rails once her acting career went down the shitter didn't she?
deploying creative dieting practices in order to last until the end of this month. lunch is banned now
>>216736187 trifle and carrot cake goated, the rest I could do without
>>216736183Hmmm! Pull this off you could!
i hate fruit cake, tastes like the septic tank of a gay cruise ship
>>216736168that's why they're individually wrapped. stops me eating the whole packet of them>>216736187i can accept that. carrot cake is far too low for sure.
Farting in a niggers weetabix
disappointed that vtmb2 doesn't let you join the sabbat and shag that nerdy tremere bint
keychain which says "drive safe" £.60 bottle opener kit and learning how to spot weld flip it
gonna have the garage converted into an officeI'll be one wall away from wanking on the driveway lmao with a window as well
>>216736097It'll be tiramisu, apple crumble and cheesecake for me. Not a big fan of chocolate to be tb h
>>216736165sweeney.jpg
>Verdict of one Labour grandee I just bumped into: “Ed Miliband is the person most likely to be the most next Prime Minister”.BASED
>>216736216
>>216736148fucks sake might have to go and buy some now haha
got a headache :c
thinking of renouncing my Rorke ways and going outside and having sex, at some point
>>216736214
>>216736097>Christmas cake and mincenpies worst tierI just know the people polled were pond dwelling council estate inhabiting dole sponging tasteless SCUM
>>216736183As a dressing gown maybe, may as well get the red one tho, more classy but expect them to be very thin
>>216736250another jew
Getting this afternoon's Sargon of Akkad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nF3FUwhVOw
Right then, looks like I'll be quitting toil
remember Ed Balls
they're gonna start calling him Ed Millionbands after all the sweet cheddar he brings into Britain
that relief you feel after chundering while hung over is heavenly, they should bottle that feeling so you can experience it without having to chunder
>>216736179this is literally me
>>216736276I'm starting to notice something
>>216735515You know what this scene could use? About fifty thousand Bangladeshis.
>>216736305i reckon that's what enlightenment feels like
>>216736179good for u. slaphead me
omds
found more razors in my bathroom yesterdayso now I can cut my facial hair (tried shaving before with the razor that went rusty and didnt like it) that is because I am finally an adult! adult man! maybe a adult dog if you would like hard enough...
Sir Ed Miliband
>>216736346me when I watched the Titanic sink
"I come from a land down underWhere beer does flow and men chunderCan't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?You better run, you better take cover, yeah"
the best way to win an argument is to depict your opponent as soyjak and yourself as a chad
Reckon Andy Burnham would make a good PM
We absolutely MUST deport all non-whites (this includes the Irish)
need a woman who buys me these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Underwear-Breathable-Novelty-Pattern-Stretch/dp/B0FCRRB7W1https://www.amazon.co.uk/Underwear-Breathable-Novelty-Pattern-Stretch/dp/B0FCRRB7W1 nut driver
youtube added 4x speed for premium users only pss off
>>216736381this but also deport the swarthy Brits
there's a curly haired zoomer hanging around outside. he doesn't look threatening but i wonder what he's doing.
>>216736400>>
>>216736115me when I hit the balloon too hard
mens pants goes into "I hate my wife" passiveagressive socks to princess "I am 16 years old / born in 2004) socks THIS is what a 16 year old looks like im watching football. BRING ME A BEER
>>216736381e-even me?
The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1295The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters570K subscribers
spying on the neighbours
>>216736389How many pairs of underwear do you need lad? You shit yourself on the regular yeah?
>>216736115this is what the black mirror episode was about (prostituting your emotions) I get that you are sad, but TikTok is Chinese and all of this UI for leaderboards on whos got the saddest baby is really scary!
Would you give up being a rorke if a fit ethnic or Jew fancied you
>>216736440How often do you change underwear? Don't tell me you reuse them?
>>2167364407-14 (fortnight/month) no more washing my clothes, just disposable pantshttps://www.amazon.co.uk/SC-Products-Fathers-Presents-Stocking/dp/B0DMW9KHDV
>>216736454If it was Abigail Shapiro yeah
>>216736454even more so
>>216736454I'd consider it
28p? how tf
climate change isnt realwomen should be oppressednon whites are low iq and thats why they live in shithole countriesjews control the world and they should be nuked
My third eye was closed so I activated itNow I'm busy serving food no gammon, steak or chipsOr carrot cake and crispsOr ham and bacon stripsI put the lemon on the scales I'm not marinating fish
New>>216736493>>216736493>>216736493
buy me a poster of this girl/image wearing a Tshirt for yu-gi-oh or something https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Graphic-Casual-Printed-Sleeves/dp/B0F5HCFX62https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Graphic-Casual-Printed-Sleeves/dp/B0F5HCFX62
>>216736305I like to call it Poophoria
>>216736467Every day when I'm working. I've been wearing the current pair since Friday and haven't showered since then either. Proper grotty bastard me
>>216736498shut the fuck up you soulless little goyim woman-in-budism
