Holodem edish
>>216794839im not a tradieim petit bourgeousie im talking about my salomons which i wear to the coffee shop in the city
nth for the gyaldem
finished my plain saladas with no toppingsmoving this to bed
>>216794851based
rorke cutting his sandwiches straight across
ate lots of oats with yoghurt for breakfast and now i've got bellyachethat's what i get for trying to be healthy
mousenonce in smiling friends sub edish
im not putting my shoes in the freezer you FREAKteh freezer is for FOOD
Question for yous right. Say you're standing on a very long wooden pier that extends perpendicular to the shore, out into the sea, let's say 500m long. Parallel to the pier is a gigantic oil tanker. This oil tanker is unmoored and floating on the sea's surface 1m away from the edge of the pier. The sea is calm so the oil tanker isn't slowly drifting away, it's happily floating there, buoyant. Now for the purpose of the experiment, the sea is a frictionless fluid. This means there is ZERO friction between the entire hull of the ship and the water. In addition, this is all taking place in a vacuum (somehow) thus there is ZERO air resistance acting upon the ship if it moves in any direction.You stand near the end of the pier facing the top end of the ship's hull, holding your breath so you don't die in the vacuum, and extend both your arms out so your palms rest on the hull while your feet remain planted on the pier. You squat down, lean forward and push with all your might against the oil tanker. Does it move away slowly in an arc? Why or why not?
The Romans gods may not have been trustworthy, but Janus was the most two-faced.
>>216794896ice cube trays are food are they?THIS WEIRDO EATS ICE CUBE TRAYS EVERYBODY
pushing all my hair to the front to hide my massive balding forred
>>216794879what mental disorder do you have
>>216794888leftypol cutting his sandwiches bent across
>>216794907i dont want to take part in your experiment thank you
another miserable day of my dogshit life
>>216794920lol, you're not fooling anyone zoomzoom
>>216794882
>>216794907yeah a little bit
>>216794922do you have any idea how much it costs to get diagnosed with anything worth diagnosing
leftypol a throatgoat
>>216794927
>>216794945couldn't have even done the zoomer haircut thing myself since it started going from the back first
Freezer trick does work for shoe smell but you need to make sure they are fully dry before hand though. spray inside afterwards with disinfectant spray and leave to dry after that too.
England is over.
omds
>>216794907you wouldn't push with identical force with both arms, so it would possibly - over a long enough time - move in an arc
>>216794966>started going from the back firstnaughty
>>216794977Rorke on the ropes
Pengland.
gold city (rude stallion) would get it, AND the cartoon version
>>216795019I've not seen that amount of snow in years
>>216795033global warming
>>216794977this bloke is taking the piss, he's the same fella who made that "sunstainable bug burgers" video
>>216795033how? snowed loads last year
>>216795033Let me guess, you live in "Spain" with your "Mrs"? Boring twat.
man, early frasier jane leeves was stunning
>>216795033found out recently that most of yankistan is basically an arctic tundra for half the year, how do they live like that?
>>216794982>shall I ask my adult children to get jobs and contribute financially to the household or should I get my busted pumpum out on OnlyFans instead? Help me internet I just don't know what to do!tired of these fetish larps. They all get lots of replies though so fair play to the authors.
howl
>>216795075think she used to do ballet or was some kind of danceronly way you get that sort of bod
>>216794578Show us the proof of God then, genius
made a thread on /tv/
>>216794982you can support 3 kids on 40k what is she playing at
cor
>>216795103yea, dancerbut cute too
>>216795111
bit nippy today
>>216795092what is a DS
>>216795048I live in Gateshead we got maybe 1 or 2 days of decent snow last winter>>216795068Relax lad
>>216795075been becoming quite attracted to elaine from seinfeld lately, but mainly in the later seasons when she had straight hair, don't like that jew fro she had early on
>>216795092screamingshe’ll probably write to her MP requesting a ban on swearing
>>216795113is it the denethor one
>>216795158...yh
alpha mare >.<
A nigga when they smell a fart: aw hell naw! Somebody done went and shit they britches! Uh uhhh! No sir! We ain’t having that shit! Go sit yo ass on the toilet nigga! Nigga come out here cuttin’ the damn cheese like nobody got a sense of smell! You can take yo nasty ass on somewhere.
>>216795044Atlantic ocean too hot >>216795076I'm jealous
>>216795111i didn't make the claim you did
>>216795153you got shit taste
>>216795140little gaming console was massive 20 years ago alphalad
made a thread on /lgbt/
>>216795166shut up nigga
>>216795188nah
>>216795136chilly
thats 1 horse game career done (lost all of the horse team games thing) time to go clean up my house some more because ive got something to do today in it
might go to maccas to be desu
screamworth the read
>>216795219yea
>>216795140Down syndrome
PULLING ON YOUR WEE WEES LIKE A PACK OF FUCKING FRUITS
>worth the readno
>>216795222should be illegal to go out looking like this
>>216795222Drinking a glass of tomato sauce through a straw
hope blumf rapes the bbc to death and all licence fee men are thrown into industrual augers and turned into pig swill
>>216795235:(
>>216795256I think it's a blood mary. Never had one (the drink or a woman)
Might start campaigning to send refugees to the Falklands, they've got the space.
>>216795163done a reply for you there have a little look think you'll like it
>>216795194>>216795242unhelpful cunts the lot of youapparently it means Dear Son
>>216795235Thank God she didn't murder her little bairn in the womb
>>216795284then give it to argentina for a laff
1* wit spark
>>216795284send them to northern ireland
>>216795222women do this and then seethe about men raping them
>>216795301can't be posted
>>216795318YWNBAJ
>>216795291thats great mate cheers
>>216795235this is grim, what kind of parents disown their daughter for refusing to get an abortion?
>>216795329+1 to my (You) count
>>216794411Sport, films, tv, travel etc. >>216794434No.
>>216795337Dire ones
last one ladshonestly you lads need to start getting on the mumsnet since we're getting shutdown in like 2 months anyway
reported https://i.4cdn.org/int/1763203681789854.jpg
>>216795337It’s more common than you think :/
mad how we've got ~10% of the landmass of antarctica and we're just not doing anything with it
3* speed spark pregnant og cap soon
>>216795368melty
any hustlers on today?
do you reckon all female footballers are lezzers?
>>216795174Your post was suggesting that God is actually out there, it's just our view of him is currently obscured. Show us the proof of God then, genius
>>216795407im hustling (cleaning my room) for some pussy
https://vimuser.org/british.html
>>216795402We've exchanged DTFIC melties for mousetimmy melties
anyone ever been in the psych ward?
>>21679537510% geez that's nice for you wow
>>216795426not a chance in hell
>>216795438https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skM2mda8jyAyeah
>>216795375we've got billions of pounds of oil and gas off scotland which we wont get cause of woke theres also billions of pounds of gold in the hills of ulster just waiting to be dug upall this while the poor people suffer with their free cars and government provided housing. it not right
>>216795415my post was suggesting you're a numpty for thinking whether something exists or not is contigent on our ability to see it
>>216795375no one's doing anything with antarctica, except the norwegians for some reason
>>216795442we gave norway half of our north sea oil they'll give us a chunk of their part when the time comes
I might have to take a break from the forum to defecate.
>>216795438unironically yeahit's quite boring
>>216795442outrageously greedy
>>216795438no but I bet theres a bunch of fit nurses who jerk you off while youre in e vegetative (but conscious) state at the same time I want to do this in real life with ketamine not in an insane asylum
>>216795436mouseGOD owns you AND this general
>>216795375>>216795442Why do we only get 10%? We reached the centre of Antarctic first
for my starter im having two sausage rollsthen for my main five m&s white chocolate chip cookiesthen for dessert a nice big glass of apple and mango juice
>>216795474sure, doesn't sound like you're trying to hide anything at all
>>216795504australia and new zealand stole most of ourscheeky bastids
>>216795438yeah depending on the one you're in they can be quite peng
>>216795495did you get really into jigsaw puzzles as well?
rorke wanting "a piece of the antartic" to do something with even though in his real life he doesnt even clean his room or wash his penis
>>216795504Well presumably our bit was your bit at one point or anothernot really sure where these divisions come about on the timeline
why the fuck did they have to make the rabbit from zootopia that fit
>apple and mango juice
>>216795539sre
reckon an intrepid explorer could walk all over any part of antarctica and not only would the country that "owns" that bit not try to stop you, they would never even knowthe perfect crime
>>216795554whats sre
>>216795562get this information to the boat migrants PRONTO
>>216795501Pipe down homo
watched robots (2005) and it's basically the exact same story as zootopia (2016)
>>216795571screaming but I was being economical
>>216795571amming
>>216795583that doesnt fit but alright
>>216795539Strange anglophobic lie
>>216795534I didn't do any of the group activities or any of that shit I just kept to myself in my room until I was allowed to leave.
>>216795577no it isnt
reckon australia should have first dibs on antarctica since we're the only first world country in the southern hemisphere so it's ours by divine right
Wish my penis was more like the Australian Antarctic Territory and more Chinese and Russians wanted to camp on it
>>216795577good fillum that
>>216795571scinr
>>216795608it has the same general beats
muzzers dont listen to music? what the hell
>>216795623lol
>>216795621we're down there as welllargest EEZ, the sun never sets
>>216795643They listen to nasheeds
don't really like my surname, might change it to something better
Albion
>>216795605ah but jigsaw puzzles can be a solitary activity, so can pacing up and down the halls, did plenty of that as well
>>216795670Lush
why are all the indians commies
would love to do the group activities (raping the more monged out insane people)
>>216795670la scrandemique
salil sawarim
saw this cat picture on another board, linking it here as I know some of you enjoy that sort of thinghttps://i.4cdn.org/fit/1763008110424178.jpg
>>216795718uno cervesa por favour
>>216795731:3
is there anywhere where I can go to a tip and just view the normal tip operations? I don’t mean a visitor centre, I mean, a good viewing platform or a cafe or something with a view where you can see people dropping stuff off?
>>216795731lovely berg
>>216795747no
judgement at nuremberg on bbc2strange timing considering there is a new nuremberg film on in the cinemas atm
>>216795659the lass who was in the room across the hall from me used to walk up and down the hall literally all day from lights on to lights off. She wouldn't stay in the hall either she'd open her door, walk out, walk the hall, walk back, go back in her door, then repeat. She didn't have an eating disorder either so it wasn't a weight thing, I think it was more a compulsion type thing. One time she was visited by her dad and little brother and I passed them in the reception area: one sat either side of her while she stared off into space in what appeared to be a catatonic state. She also used to have her room searched daily by staff, dunno what was going on there.The only time I ever heard her speak was when one of the BPD henmothers offered her a cig, which she accepted then they went out to smoke. Everyone smoked except me.
anyone been to wigmore hall
>>216795775well they started making them all when hamas attacked israel so it only makes sense they come out at the same time
>>216795731gay runt
>>216795731what a sweet pussinahello my little cherubushka
>>216795731Blud spot a fly on the wall
Bet her farts are pungent.
went to the gf shop but they're still out of stock
>>216795747extremely spergy post
watching apocalypse now (1979)
i love my beautiful little cat
>>216795857IT AIN'T ME
rorke been real quiet since this one dropped
>i love my beautiful little cat
today the intro study to read before learning is about: self-reactive CD4+ T cells in HIV/AIDS, and also mentions the immune cells dividing (I think from the reservoir) when the retrovirus is fully gone, which then have in the new T cells the RNA already in them. maybe an interesting development - that new immune cells in HIV/AIDS sufferers have their DNA altered in a way which causes new cells to be infected already. the study (which I got from a news article I skimmed to save later) is about patients/people with treatment-resistant HIV
>>216795857prefer the other one, the Private Pyle one. I can't rememeber what it's called
never quite understood why live music is considered superior to recorded musicwhat does live music offer that recorded music doesn't, besides the opportunity to physically interrupt the performance (for which you will be arrested)?
>>216795891Best passer in the world today
>>216795901full metal jacket, an objectively worse film
>>216795468You suggest that God exists but you're too stupid to prove your own position. Thought so.
>>216795905it's a shagger thing i'm not sure it'll translate to you
>>216795913he doesn't pass as straight at all
reheating the leftover za and dryhumping the oven
>>216795905You can’t really explain it. It’s the atmosphere and electricity of being there live.
>>216795916that's the one yeah, I like it. Apocolypse Now is too up its own arse.
>>216795916>full metal jacket>objectively worse
apocalypse now is shit and heart of darkness is an absolute slog of a book to get through
went to a nice restaurant for lunch by myselfwaitress asked if I wanted a booth or regular table. I wanted a booth but took a regular table because it's the one we were standing at when she askedordered off the lunch specials menu, but when I went to pay they charged me full priceI didn't say anything. Gonna go back there next week
>Red Dead Redemption and Undead Nightmare are coming to Netflix, iOS, Android, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch 2 on Dec 2.who da fuck playing games on NETFLIX
>>216795994Shut-incel boy catching up on the OLDs and seething at Netflix
And the very latest from escortmong?
How do I meet new people?
>>216795775channels do that all the time
boomers getting mad they banned kids sitting on santas lap
went out with some people from my new job yesterday and they were all doing drugs, have never been exposed to that side of life before and it kind of scared me idk how people do that without worrying about getting caught by the police or something
anyone got any tyre recommendations?mine are worn and I skidded on a roundabout earlier
would do anything to suck the farts straight out of dua lipa's arsehole
>>216796013go out by yourself
>>216795994Netflix has a thing kinda like gamepass where a sub gets you some premium mobile games. more than half the time the games don't boot past the Netflix logo splash screen they force into the apps
>Ernst August, Hereditary Prince of Hanover (German: Ernst August Prinz von Hannover Herzog zu Braunschweig und Lüneburg, Königlicher Prinz von Großbritannien und Irland; born 19 July 1983)[1][2] is a German financier and the eldest child of Ernst August, Prince of Hanover (head of the ancient House of Hanover which once ruled the Kingdom of Hanover and were rulers of Great Britain until 1901) doesnt look very british to me
Just did a big long fart that increased in pitch as it tapered off.
>>216796023ones that aren't worn down the the threads?
>>216796023just go budget everytime me, not a race driver am i
>>216795857only ever seen the redux version and i didn't like it
>>216796009I posted earlier about my first one of the day. Not my type. Couldn't get aroused.
>>216796031that's definitely a wig.
>>216796023cheapest set of shite you can get, part worns if possible. life is for living not worrying about tyres
>>216796013get a job as a midwife
do i upgrade my incel station that i rarely use or instead buy a laptop, can buy a lenovo with a 5070ti and a decent processor for 1700 quid
>>216796023schwalbe
>>216795924i didn't suggest anything you made the claim and then used literal toddler logic to try to prove it
>>216796024bet she's got a nice one
>>216796079preowned 'top
>>216796024This but Emma Watson.
EE broadband fucked for anyone else?Guessing so cause even their status checker won't load, but tbf their website is usually dog shit so don't trust that to work on a good day
>>216796079Gaming laptops are a scam, those laptop 5070 Ti cards are capped at 140w unlike the desktop equivalent that can go up to 300w
>>216796144virgin man myself
>>216796129rorke's da seeking
>>216796154Yeah I bet you are.
>>216796160sc
Anyone got a needy mateCan't be arsed with this shite
How will you explain your post history when Starmer comes knocking?
>>216796175He wants your cock up his arsehole
>>216796064>>216796047>how bad can they be?https://youtu.be/7Nm9jq8PWFs?t=95the cheapest are £100 each, decent ones are £200 so it's worth paying more
>>216796175Call him an attention seeking cunt.
>>216796189>100 each400 quid, a car can be had for 600
>>216796180just bants
>>216796189thats literally double the cost, maybe just drive like a normal human and you'll be fine on budgets
>>216796175you should instablock if someone does this
>>216796083already got them on my bike
>>216796189if it was a real person he would have stopped in time
>>216796175get the mental health services round to his house and get him sectionedthat'll teach him to make empty threats about suicide and you can say you called them because you were worried (and not because it'd be a laugh to see him try to talk his way out of a straitjacket)
you cannot be aggro louis
already getting dark
>>216796245Still in bed me
reeves talks like a robot
house mate shags fit girls but never dates them, literally what's the point feels like an empty pursuit
>>216796251are you going to get up soon?
... juice drink time again wearing my excellent glasses watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ...
roast poo for tea I reckon
>>216796276Probably, need a piss anyway
>>216796289poo bolognese for me lad
>>216796175yeah i had a mate like this, i blocked him on everything a few months ago, hope he does kill himself honestly, manipulative little scrote
>>216796175Horrible cunt. You should help him.
>>216796251going back to bed in a minutewhats the point
>>216796307horrid little worm
Mines working fine but I probably live at the other end of the country to you, you see
>>216796272poor lad, shagging fit girlsi'm sure he must be suffering
>>216796320you don't know what it's like m8, you give these people a million chances and they just wear you down, sometimes you have to cut the bad fruit off the tree
just remembered that i have the means, motive, and opportunity to get on the cans
>>216796309no, people who mean to kill themselves make sure no one knowspeople who threaten suicide are attention seekersdon't feed attention seekers
>>216796344you wished death on your own friend you cretinous beast
>>216796309think you can go to prison if you help someone kill themselves
Trying to get into football but I just don't get it. I saw this pass was being wanked over for a few days but to me it just seems like a normal pass. I get a bit scared asking football fans about stuff like this because I'm sure it's me who's wrong.
>>216796376he's not my friend, he's a narcissist who shamelessly manipulates everyone in his life
>>216796378
>>216796386sublime pass matehard to say more than that
>>216796386mad how shit /epl/ is
>>216796390ok mr perfect
went to two different parties tonight. talked to some women, got their socials, whole time i wanted to be home with my cats.
disabled neet cousin has lost a lot of weightshe's quite fit now
>>216796436>disabledin what way?
rorke making up stories about his "fit cousin" as wank materialsad stuff
>>216796436get her shagged
>>216796251Same here, already cracked a beer and popped the heating on too. Just watching the Osbourne's Need to actually get up and do some shit today before toil on Monday
Millennials love making posts about not feeling like adults as adults don't they
>>216795731nice to know that, no matter how dire it gets, cute little cats are still nice to look at :-3
>>216796386to be honest i watch a fair amount and have trouble telling too, maybe its one of these things where you need to play to appreciate
>>216796443autism and OCD
>>216795504>reached the centre of Antarctic first
>>216796483get her shagged
>>216796386It's an amazing pass Look how he dips his shoulder and sends 3 defenders scrambling, they don't know what to do with themselves Then the pass is put on a plate and literally just a simple tap in is needed
By that logic you're disabled too
>>216795731good cat
>>216796456weekends are for relaxing
is a bit mental how no one knows who roald amundsen was but everyone knows who robert scott was even though amundsen was actually successful
>>216796486i am supporting the norwegian music industrynorwegians are truly enlightened musicallybut the swedes get all the creditmiserable little worms
>>216796175Bit grim of you to post this on the internet.
ri
i stand with dundee sophie
>>216796557thats enormous
going the kind of bald where you're left with a poofy little island of hair at the frontnot fond
unironically could probably get PIP if i applied but would feel bad cos i dont really need it it would just go into my ISA or on tranny onlyfans
>>216796593get it while you canbetter you than a darkie
might become a roundhead
cockmogs me by far!
>>216796586the '02 ronaldo
continue to have goalscontinue to progress
>>216796586ah yes the jude law special
>>216796498back in secondary school there was two lads talking about a goal they'd seen, andhang on, thread's nearly overi'll save it for the next thread
>>216796586whats the plan baldie
mad how it's only saturdayfeels dead sunday to me
tesco finest belgian milk chocolate cookies for me4 of them
>>216796670toiling on the morrow me so it's very much sunday here as well
fatty fatty over therejiggling your belly everywherecookies crisps and chocolate tootummy so big you look like poo
>>216796644become a hat personlove winter because I can wear a beanie and feel human
>>216796586*does a gang sign with my hands that spells out ktim*
>>216796725based
>>216796703huh do they normally sit down
>>216796725chaotic creature
hat people and bald people are the same peopleevery cunt knows why you're wearing that hat
>>216796703really want to shag her up the bumhole
>>216796716might as well shave it or get on board turkish hairlines at that point
>>216796725these guys are wicked
>>216796773>>216796773>>216796773
>>216796755i have a full head of hair but a disasterous trim
>>216796586I've got a widows peak but I reckon I'll end up with this too lad. Think I'll go back to shaving my head when it gets worse. Trying long hair one more time, hoping to get a slick back thing working but might need to trim the sides before the top gets long enough
>>216796725look how quickly the water goes brown lol filthy bugger
>>216796744women usually do sit down to wee yesor sometimes they hover
>>216796776oi nah
>>216796776why are ausshits so fucking unfunny
>women
>>216796834all he does is wait til 310 and then posts thisneeds rangebanning
my little umthey/umthem
>>216796857
mad how much nicer yesterday's wine is today
corr aussies copping it here
>>216796913>>216796913>>216796913>>216796913>>216796913
I posted in the era when /int/ worshiped Australians and you should all go back to giving me free (you)s and telling me I'm hilarious no matter what say every time I post I enjoyed that
>>216796942aussies are still the best posters BY FAR but there are one or two who act a bit cringe sometimes
>>216795994Wew
>>216796386Lee Dixon was just gassing Foden cause he's usually shit for England. Big props to Eze for the goal, great technique
