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the forth rail bridge edition
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i rock these, they do the job
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neoliberal bull logging in
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>>216829273
bit overengineered
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RIP gorgeous
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>>216829317
terrible post
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>>216829325
nice wig
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all men are fundamentally into cuckolding because they are only aroused in competition

so called "safe property" won't do that until they become vulnerable and about to get acquired by other men
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>>216829273
Painting this bridge takes so long that by the time they finish they have to go back to the other side and start painting again.
Local knowledge ting.
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https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216829311
click this link and report the post as avatar/signature
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>>216829349
All natural u hater
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>>216829325
She fucked white bois
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>>216829293
I don't remember this sadly but the Warwick Davis posts were genuinely hysterical, was written before AI too so the bloke probably meant it
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>>216829178
>it's not like they're in constant agony or anything is it?
everything is designed for regular sized people, their whole life is one inconvenience after another, their dating pool is also very tiny, no pun intended
I dunno, I feel like passing on a pretty severe disability is vile
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>>216829356
alri north queensferrylad
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Deep deep Brit/sp/ lore
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hello
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>>216829403
LOL yeah sure
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brew in bed while watching the unnamed TV show for me lads x
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>>216829418
alri
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I must confess my love for this webm. I have it playing in the background at all times on my PC. I even have Windows set up so the clip will always open in a little window upon starting my computer. I dont even look at it all that much. I'm content to have it run unseen, but not forgotten, behind whatever it is I'm doing that day. "But why?" you may ask. "Why have a clip of that insufferable little gremlin taking up valuable RAM when you dont even watch it?" A fair question. The truth is that the small window the video inhabits is like a tiny prison for that tiny beast. An oubliette, into which a small being can be thrown and forgotten about. A microcosm in which he not only suffers eternally, endlessly repeating these few moments of horror and confusion as his malformed body stretches and contorts in an attempt to traverse the human world, but he isn't even granted the dignity of being watched. Instead my digital midge suffers alone, minimised (if you'll pardon the pun) in my taskbar while I watch porn or bid on steel-toe boots on eBay. You may think this silly, but I almost see it as the real thing. The size difference is negligible, he takes up about as much room in my hard drive as he would on a real shelf and he is just as helpless as he would be were I to accost him in the physical world. Ultimately, it gives me a sense of comfort knowing he's there. It grounds me and gives a sense of perspective. I think myself lucky im not a midge, either in the real world, or as a series of tiny ones and zeros on a memory stick, being shoved up a giants backside as it laughs at the thought one one day doing the same to his corporeal cousin.
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albania bout to tek it? xx
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>>216829408
Yeah but it was her white ex boyfriend who killed her
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>>216829273
I took a nice photo of it
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what i don't get
if we must have immigrants, why is it the poor ones? the unskilled ones?
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>>216829455
nice picture lad
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somebody touched my "area" when i was a young lad and i havent been right since
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>>216829473
so they dont compete against tarq
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reminder to report the BE flags posts
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um leftypol i thought you loved men sucking each other off yet you make fun of trump for doing it?
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When's the best time/date to message the Russian escort again?

My last message was Tuesday 11th Nov.
I was thinking Monday 1st Dec or maybe Sunday 30th Nov as she might be more likely to read the message then.
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dont reply to him
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>>216829485
square mfs when they get turned into non-euclidean shapes
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>>216829474
Cheers lad
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Reported the BE flag posts but for violating US law so the janny actually takes notice
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how the fuck have i only just added escort to the filters
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buying a ford escort
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would rather see 100 Ziedy posts than 1 post telling me to report
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>>216829411
>a pretty severe disability
warwick davis managed okay with this disability
he's probably more successful than you and me put together, and he didn't have the advantages his kids will have
in modern society, everything is designed for people with money
i don't feel particularly sorry for his kids, or any anger at a man trying to have a full normal family life
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it's not for me to say
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He's Planning to Clean Up the City. His Way!
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>>216829561
fucking hell lad you're a genius, never even occurred to me
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>>216829561
problem is now youve said this he'll choose a different word
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>>216829302
insane how they went out of their way to pick the ugliest feet they could find and they still mog my hideous feet
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>>216829627
well thats filter evasion and the janitor takes a harsh view of that
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dont even think he visited one. Just a self-hating larp
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big light in my rooms gone so just sitting here in near darkness
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Gonna be on an hour long flight soon. What should I do for that hour lads?
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>>216829409
Pooscreaming
There were so many kino ones
Lovely bit of banter from the lads
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>>216829658
sit and think
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>>216829426
Pint in bed while watching the netflix ghost in the shell for me lad
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out of sorts
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>>216829658
look out the window at the sun going down on the horizon
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>>216829715
>>216829426
munching an edible and watching Malice on Amazon Prime staring Jack Whitehall and Fox Mulder
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>>216829738
flat earth rorke on the ropes
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do I have to spell it out for you?
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smoking a zoot and watching Sorcerer (1977) myself
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>>216829527
ROARING
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>>216829426
>>216829715
>>216829750
done a line of ket and watching Deadliest Game on Quibi
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the trick with serious steaming on a toilnight is that you've got to start early enough and finish up early
otherwise toilberg will be irate if you're calling in "sick" because he knows i know he knows that its booze-related
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yeah yeah that's all nice and well, but the dyson cr01's at the gherkin, they are doing summat contrarotation yeah? x
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thinking about the economy lads
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>>216829658
get as many pints in as you possibly can
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>>216829820
dont think about that my kitten
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>>216829820
dont worry kitten
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>>216829786
Good film that
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>>216829799
watch the superior version
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gonna have a shower and wash and condition my hair
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Rorke: My life is a movie!
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>>216829838
>>216829839
we really do have to schedule our witty responses
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>>216829579
I enjoy being able to do physical tasks so it's mental to me that someone would knowingly create another physically disabled person when they could have adopted and passed on their wealth that way
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>>216829869
>My life is a movie!
Yeah, The 40 Year Old Virgin.
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>>216829654
Bedside table lamp for Christmas for you lad
>>216829750
Like jack whithalls stuff I do me. Travels with dad is good.
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never turn my big lights on desu
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>>216829884
ok <3
yay <3
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>>216829820
yeah?
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the jam as it were
just finished a chicken dinner with mumberg
watched göta kanal 2
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Pile in
>>/sp/151991302
>>/sp/151991302
>>/sp/151991302
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Might become a prepper
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anyone know if you can buy a mirror that you can tape onto a wall? this cunt at work found out I don't have any mirrors at home and then a group of them were trying to make fun of me for it
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just got boypregnated
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escort broke my heart
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>>216829956
nice one lad
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>>216829943
needs to be law that all women must wear 'tex
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>>216829980
time for a boybortion
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>>216829808
Very true lad, I'm playing a dangerous game as I never call in sick but could be random tested if reported or anything.
Could lose my job if I fail but I plan on just saying I have a problem if I fail. Been in very rough, quite a few times
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>>216829959
seriously considered this during the end of covid times
like a box of non-perishables in the attic
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Where heathernonce
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genuinely have wasted about half of all the money i've ever had, at least
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>>216829986
>Pile in
>>>/sp/151991302
>>>/sp/151991302
>>>/sp/151991302
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Martin Lewis is Jewish btw
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I am literally Rust Cohle
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>>216830013
bashing katy
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>>216829976
psycho
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>>216830010
i wfh but if im absolutely fucked in the morning i come up with a story for it
the toilteam know im an avid chef so i've used a bad food excuse a few times
but they still know, of course, they've seen me drink after work
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>>216830030
Not sure
Maybe he got a luh rangeban? x
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>>216830029
are you on drugs?
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>>216829976
Just get a small mirror and some command strips lad, if you use enough of them, you could actually stick a large mirror up
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sitting at the back of the cinema on my own to watch nuremburg. £16 for a ticket and a large diet coke
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Feel poo in my belly. Wish I was a good pooer. But I don't eat healthy enough to be a good pooer.
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>>216830026
No, I don't think I will. Football used to be about local lads representing their area through the sport. Now it's about billionaire clubs owned by foreign investors importing mainly Africans and others that are paid hundreds of thousands every week to promote whatever message the powers that be want to push (eg. gay rights, black rights). Worst of all this, the footie mongs keep watching and supporting this through season tickets which costs thousands of pounds every year, because they can't live without it (despite how ridiculous it is now). Footie mongs are the worst. They are the most brainwashed sheep in this country. At least religious people worship something divine. Footie mongs idolise people kicking a ball around and justify footballer's insane wages for doing so. They are scum and represent everything wrong with modern society.
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>>216830119
times you acted like german goering
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>>216830098
I was thinking of getting one of those tabletop ones but I want a full size one really
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>Martin Lewis
>John Lewis
>Dr. John
>Doc Martin
>Men Behaving Badly
>Badly
>Bradley
Oh don't mind me. Just noticing patterns.
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>>216830143
trvke
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>>216830041
I usually use the I didn't get much sleep last night excuse, would work better over cam but irl they can probably tell.
Guy I work with already warned me to be careful about it
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>>216830140
just pooped some hare pellets
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>>216830165
Mr Bean
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>>216830193
>Guy I work with already warned me to be careful about it
if i get to that point i know im on thin ice
but going back to the original post, thats why i get draining the voddy at 4
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>>>216830143
>No, I don't think I will. Football used to be about local lads representing their area through the sport. Now it's about billionaire clubs owned by foreign investors importing mainly Africans and others that are paid hundreds of thousands every week to promote whatever message the powers that be want to push (eg. gay rights, black rights). Worst of all this, the footie mongs keep watching and supporting this through season tickets which costs thousands of pounds every year, because they can't live without it (despite how ridiculous it is now). Footie mongs are the worst. They are the most brainwashed sheep in this country. At least religious people worship something divine. Footie mongs idolise people kicking a ball around and justify footballer's insane wages for doing so. They are scum and represent everything wrong with modern society.
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>>216830143
yeah l've not shagged in awhile either
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>>216830240
Mad how I wrote this and took that picture. I'm too powerful
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>>216830143
>season tickets which costs thousands of pounds every year
odd lie
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Why did football become so popular anyway? It's not even that difficult
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>>>/sp/151991273
sexy bums
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Lindum Colonia
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>>216830266
it was pushed as a way for young men to work off their aggression
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>>216830164
Command strips will work, just use plenty and make sure the wall and mirror are clean before putting a big one up.
So you don't wake up to a load of smashed glass on the hallway floor in the morning you see.
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>>216830278
corr
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>>216830026
>ENGLAND
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Watching the Ireland celebrations and theres a cunt who looks like bradders doing a reaction face
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>>216830280
do you live there
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>>216830284
Thanks I might try that. I can take it down after one Teams call where the nasty cunt has seen I have one
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had about a week of interest in japan but the more i learned about it the less novel or interesting it became
feel like it being a cultural powerhouse is just a psyop and it's really just a tiny version of totalitarian china with nice lights and colors
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>>216830226
You start at 4pm? Madness
I'm thinking about finishing at 6... Or maybe 7pm
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fucking zieldy is in the albania england thread on sp
swear to god
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I used to be a good goalie in school so whenever we played they'd always stick me in goal but I hated being in goal because it was fucking BORING
Cannot imagine what it must be like for professional keepers to sit 90+ minutes in goal during a game where only one or two shots are taken
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>>216830309
bradley o'walsh
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>>216830283
That makes sense. There's normally groups of boys playing it in the park and sometimes I sit and watch them on my walk, and they're always being aggressive
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My criminal actions are justified by my socio-economic factors
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>>216830378
leftychops actually thinks this is sound logic
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>>216830362
all goalkeepers are crazy or autistic
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>>216830371
naw it would just be bradley walsh because walsh is already an irish name you thicko
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vile disgusting cowards
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>>216830362
sounds easy as fuck you just watch the match like everyone else
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>>216830408
Welsh actually ;)
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>>216830309
Bragen O'Weilch
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>>216830119
Good goy!
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cannot think of anything more grim than being an alcoholic
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>>216830339
pro tekkers
i should've started at 2 but it felt a bit degenerate
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bradders is a good celtic man, his mum is from bellshill
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im a citizen of the internet
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>Arctic blast to move across UK as flood clean-up continues
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He has to pour his own drink. The state of this country.
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>if we tax the rich they will leave!!!

....ok? Is an entire nation just going to suddenly stop needing goods and services? If the rich leave then someone else will take their place to sell/service people things.
I seriously don't understand the threat of rich people leaving
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they asked me to play in this England game but i said no. I told them the lads at /brit/ need my witty banter to stop them feeling that toil is looming
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>>216830510
the artist blast was always there, rorke
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>>216830496
true
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Farting it up in me mas box room
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>>216830529
cheers fodenbunny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S3iLnfgrzs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDnAZE0zqko

In this universe, we process time, linearly forward
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Get the juice poured and the nappies filled
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>>216830527
they do produce things tbqh but idk what would happen if they leave
that being said taxing everyone to death isnt going to bring in industry and jobs
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>>216830226
I've pulled 3 sickies this year all booze related
toilberg has been very gracious and hasn't asked any questions but I don't want to push my luck any further
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£200 of edibles off the darknet for me. christmas sorted de lads
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It's acceptable to be a man-child if you are the creative artist and skateboarder kind but not the video-games and anime kind.
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>>216830510
how the ice age started
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>>216830481
i'm a legit alcoholic and i can think of loads of worse things than being me
grooming gang victim being raped and tortured all day
paraplegic
parent of a child with an incurable illness that causes them pain
ex-tranny with my knob cut off
i could list things all day
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>>216830352
>>>/sp/151992478
screaming
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>>216830574
are you employed dtfic
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i used to love playing football growing up but lost my passion for it around secondary school when i never got picked for any teams
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>>216830495
I started before 2, I e been on a week long bender but back tomorrow, just having some beers though.
It's when I get on the spirits that I end up getting absolutely wankered all night and showing up to toil hangover to fuck or possibly even still steaming.
Trying to cut down you see
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catberg snoozing in bed
time to play some rimworld
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>>216830584
i've got that gay boy filtered
but let me tell you, gay boy: i'd take mousey and his piss nettles over you every day
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>>216830584
first time i've seen a belgium flag in ages
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>>216830574
>creative artist

code word for posho
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>>216830614
leave his feline rim out of it
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>>216830605
I got picked because I was the only one who could pass a ball
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>>216830599
I am employed by my mother as a housekeeper.
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remember when rorke put an entire whisk into his mouth hahaha what was he thinking
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>>216830614
i always slaughter cats in rimworld
dogs are just so superior in there
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right lets get some tea on
smash burger with cheese and some chips
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>>216830643
Everyone thought they were a winger because of Messi and Ronaldo, didn't pass the ball and took every corner short - In hindsight it was pretty shit
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Suckling on a nice warm bubba
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>>216830574
No.
Everyone knows skateboarders are stinky jobless hippies
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>>216830652
ever shagged her
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quitting sugar
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>>216830696
lie o
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>>216830696
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>>216830665
sasuages, champ and gravy for me
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lifting some incel weights before I die from sedentary
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>>216830719
i don't know what champ is
but the rest sounds good OK
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>>216830584
A lot of the posts he's talking about were me on the nbn
Not sure why he thinks it's mousenonce though I guess it's a pretty reasonable explanation
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catberg making me hold him for another hour
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suffixing -berg is anti-semitic remark
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Japanberg
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got naked in the club again... and random people in the toilet were saying how i flashed them last month
ffs
my alcholism is a problem
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>>216830767
berg means mountain in german mate, the suffix implies the thing is hard to traverse/difficult to deal with
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um, hello?
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holocaustein denialberg
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How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? 9 months.
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saw this on bf6
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>>216830800
hmmm i see
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japan ignored my question earlier so he can fuck right off I say
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For me it's Wet Leg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LAYE7imzvQ
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>>216830796
Screaming
You that lad who repeatedly gets kicked out or banned for stripping naked?
Do you do a helicopter or have a big cock or balls or summit?
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Toil
Morrow
Never
Ends
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>>216830842
no you didn't you did that yourself stop lying
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>>216830842
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You've never supped a pint in your life
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finally watched that blimp video
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A child asks, a man finds out himself
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>>216830874
yes that's me lol
i'd say above average but nothing amazing
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we need to overthrow the state
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... tea time again and it's tea with a cake wearing my excellent glasses watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on sky cinema EpicWorlds on my TV via puck in home ...
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Cider. Pint of.
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how can it take 21 minutes to say "niggers"?
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shes finally pregnatn
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Coffee. Suck of.
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>>216830921
ten minutes a syllable
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>>216830925
Cor
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>>216830925
you can sex these in the game?
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.. these speakers are tinny- so I'm buying stuff again ... pictures by me in home ...
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>>216830925
literally me
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>>216830950
yes
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would love to make a horse pregnant irl
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>>216830896
Supping one right now innit
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>>216830958
do I want to get you pregnant as well? probably...
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Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
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>>216830986
name?
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>>216830998
mad what a shit cup of tea that is
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>>216830986
Imagine biting that off and spitting it out a car window
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>>216829356
sounds like AI could do it better
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>>216830905
It amazes me that you actually go the clubs by yourself and do this.
Do you get plastered before or while at the clubs?
Do you ever actually link up with birds when you go out?
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I missed it
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>>216831012
x0angeldoll
Also janny banned me in under a MINUTE for that one
Kill yourself janny
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Put this into my sandwich, from bottom to top
>bread
>butter
>ham
>mustard
>sauerkraut
>boiled egg
>salad
>butter
>bread
Not bad ngl and I have to eat a lot of fermented stuff because I messed my stomach up
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havent been mentally typing out NEED PUSSY or NEED GF lately. that must mean no one wants me in real life
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so why is australian coffee so good
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lmao it do be tru tho
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we now go to rorke for his reaction
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I've only been to night-clubs a few times. One time I tripped on the two or three stairs to the dance floor. The bouncer soon after said "You're drunk, you need to leave."
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Janny a right moody cunt today fuck you
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on the adgenda: one thousand piss bottles, which I might not do. might just leave them all in there in a big stack lelelel. I am going to do some televisions today
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Rorke insisting that he doesn't exist
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>>216831123
clubbing in north america is a waste of time
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>>216831123
Been to the local club plenty times absolutely wankered.
Always regret it, it's shit
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picking bits of poo from the toilet and sticking up my clacker
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Indian dung throwing festival
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>>216831033
probably better to not have friends see tbqh
i drink a bit before but get plastered in the club mostly
unsurprisingly stripping naked and being a drunk lunatic does not appear to get girls
i cant remember if i get girls most of the time cos im too drunk to remember lol
but sometimes i kiss girls yes
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>>216831132
No piss bottles and no televisions.
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... juice drink levels: restored wearing my excellent glasses watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on sky cinema EpicWorlds on my TV via puck in home ...
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rorke didnt use up his last 30 TP and lost 1 of his daily guest uma borrows he thinks
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>>216831114
Hate it when they put quotes in like that but you don't know who they are quoting
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>>216831114
What's this about then
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>>216831179
the only reason you would keep saying this is if you hate me bt
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>>216831099
would and would
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>>216831174
Haha, madman
Ever kissed one and then later stripped off and seen their reaction?
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found someone's debit card on the pavement while out on my virgin walk. There was no one around so I picked it up. It was First Direct bank so I phoned them and told them I'd found it and they said they'd call the person and notify them and that I should cut up the card, which I have now done
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actually fucking screaming at the state of rorkes life what a sad loser
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>>216831167
cor
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might order some maccies while i watch MI dead reckoning
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ever tossed off another bloke lads?
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>>216831249
good lad
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>>216831206
they announced a 'little sister' tiktok channel for women and it had loads of pink glitter and shit memes
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>>216831249
high trustpilled
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>>216831252
tell us about "rorke's" life
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rorke is doing a gold week career (unity cup) because maybe the new game mode and how far ive come will carry me, and ill have a few cans :)
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>>216831222
I don’t hate you but I don’t think stacking piss bottles is very hygienic.
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>>216831246
not that i can recall lol
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>However, many on social media criticised the "little sister" account, which talked about "hot girl walks", matcha and Labubu toys in its content.
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>>216831300
hes a sad loser
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>>216831249
Should've tried to buy some ciggies and booze from the corner shop
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>>216831302
if you dont hate me then stop saying "no [thing]" at all of my posts
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Gonna quit my job at Christmas and go on the liquor. Hard.
Should have sufficient savings to last me a good 8 months of neeting
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>>216831279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRqnNEOpe0
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dominos take my money
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the neighbour was out for two days and I managed to live in some peace and quiet but now he's back and his fucking dog is intent on catching up, luckily I was able to sleep through most of the day but quite literally every time I woke up I could hear it barking that's fucking insane. still have to sit through 3 hours listening to fucking music that I don't want to listen until midnight when this shit usually shuts up just to cook myself some food and even then there'd be only 6 hours of quiet and then torture resumes again
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>>216831314
he's trying his best ok
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>>216831333
Probably won’t do that to everything. Just the things I find a bit too mental like doing crystal meth, killing swans or stacking piss bottles or doing god knows what with tvs
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>>216831336
Mr Lahey the park needs you
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I didnt kill any swans (which is a crime btw)
piss bottles are superior: more efficient; cleaner; convenience
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>>216831305
Loling thinking about their reaction if you did.
Apparently my ex's brother used to strip off in clubs and do a helicopter.
There's always one lad
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I just saw a YT ad from Blackrock it literally went "Here at BlackRock we're fucking you in the asshole with no lube and you should thank us for it"
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>>216831314
what makes you think that?
give us some details
and how do you know so much about him?
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>>216831314
alri leftypol
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Bugonia (2025) follows two young men who kidnap a powerful CEO, suspecting that she is secretly an alien who wants to destroy Earth. Is this Rorke?
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>>216831387
where do you source the bottles?
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>>216831387
stop pissing in swan corpses
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>spliff rolled
>Popeyes chicken collected
>flat tidied and hoovered
>dishes done
yep it's time for kino
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>>216831401
i mean sometimes if we're making out i will get my dick out or the girl will and once iremember dancing in a club will full on erection while fully naked and just someone's hand (cant even remember if it was a woman's) just lightly holding onto the bellend lmao
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the panorama
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>>216831340
OK I will eat it !!
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>>216831249
Good man
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maybe with MLB sazuka, lvl 3 tomato cross, and mayo top gun I can make a gold sandwich
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fly into fits of rage whenever i see a brown person
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>>216831380
Is this Rorke?
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>>216831347
Throw a raw chicken over the wall full of antifreeze lad
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Mouseposter returning to his OG days of piss bottles and stinging nettles
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>>216831249
i like this poster immeasurably
he is a good man
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>>216831438
cor
once i get the tesco shop in i'll be able to relax like you (except with cans not weed), but until then:
cold shower
shave
cut my nails
take the bins out
get the tesco shop in (9pm)
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>>216831524
in a way
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>>216831553
didn't tesco shut over an hour ago
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>>216831249
neoliberal moment
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>>216831446
>Someone holding the bellend
Poo screaming
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if I saw a bank card on the ground I'd probably just leave it there
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>>216831438
fucks sake now I want some weed haha
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>>216831579
express will still be open
its based on store size
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>>216831579
got a tescoid delivering it
got no car and need a big massive shop of stuff
am also extremely averse to leaving the domicile
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>>216831249
LMAO white people are so fucking pathetic
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>>216831606
minimod cancer
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>>216831612
bank cards have £0. 08-13 p pence worth of gold in them though
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Poo screaming out the arse toniiight
Everybody just have a good timeee
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>>216831623
that's fair
I still go to the shop myself because I'm morally against convenience delivery services x
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think i might become a millionaire
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>>216831630
why are you like this :/
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haven't pooed in a while. bit concerning
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>>216831630
9/10 troll i predict many (you)s in your future
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where is it
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>>216831689
it's right over there *points behind you*
*runs off when you turn to look*
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>>216831689
still plenty of life left in this one
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>>216831659
as is your prerogative
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chicken for tea
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Shakespeare & Sons for Salmon bagel, Ruben's Arepas with pulled chicken and mint, Burgeramt for Cheat Day Burger and best fries in town, Curry 66 if you wanna push more boundaries with spiciness, Niko Niko Ramen to restore everything possible, Il Ritrovo for anarchist Italian pizza, Akkawy for badass hummus, Hot Dogs & Soup cause why not, Golden Fleece for pure Georgian hedonism and Aroma for ingenious Balkan boureks. And that's only the tip of the iceberg

Update: since everyone's a cutie pie, let's roll further! The real top-3 Berlin Döner in Dunya, prosperous guilty pleasure pizza in Salami Social Club, absolutely authentic Indian cuisine in Chai Ji, best lamb in your life with hand pulled noodles in Wen Cheng, pricy luxy fancy breakfast in Stillbruch Kaffee, the real Aussie yummy 44 Brekkie with absolutely necessary mimosas, actually flavorful Asian fusion in Hangmee, unbeatable peanuty Sudanese in Marafina, passionate disruptive and proud Syrian schawarma in Zaitoun, lecker German food which won't make you feel ashamed of having in Kurhaus Korsakow aaaaaand once you try everything in this list, poke me - there's more
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nary a character of that spiel
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>>216831726
not reading that
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im the man who has the cheese
im the man who has the jerky
we put it all together and dude it really worky
cheese jerky
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>Neologisms are one way that schizophrenia may affect a person’s speech. A neologism is a new word or phrase that has no apparent meaning to a bystander but that has a clear meaning to the person with schizophrenia.

>A 2020 article lists the following examples of neologisms that have occurred in people with schizophrenia or psychosis:

>“time vessel” to refer to a watch
>“hand shoes” to refer to gloves
>“paper skate” to refer to a ballpoint pen
>"gherkin shift"
>"cronem"
>"neoliberal moment" / "any neoliberal man in?"
>"katy"
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gold ship failing on 6% and getting practise poor. thanks
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>>216831726
Dunya mum
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im gay
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its here
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>>216831749
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