Gyaldem edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=443NT3fDq7U
nth for the baddiedem
gon sarn it i was going to make the new and i had an absolute ripper of an edition in mindsigh, another day, another instance of being sidestepped by coomers
>>216885393>>216885416>>216885420>>216885429could not have started a thread worse
tung tung tung sahur
fucking state of this thread
pulling my internal organs out my arse
really hope this girl i've been chatting up doesn't turn out to have an ugly flappy fanny
>>216885446The door is here >>>/int/aus
>>216885429CORRRRR couldn't have started a thread better
>>216885406>>216885406>>216885406all in here
going to use some ear drops now :)
Knifeman on the tubeKnifeman on the tubeThere's a bloody knifeman on the tube!
>>216885497if it werent for the laws of this land i would have slain you already
Why do so many people hate liverpool?
mental how things will only get worse and worse for the next 20-30 years at leastmost likely we won't see good times again for half a century at least
fat ugly neighbour having her usual annoying sing song. fat bitch
>>216885416how do i get into options and futures
>>216885533the place or the football team? i never hear bad things about the city itself
>>216885446could have heathernonce and ziedy tbf
I WISH I WAS BORN IN THE UK. IT IS MUCH EASIER THAN BEING BORN IN THE USA. I JUST WANT A COMFY LITTLE ROW HOUSE IN A LITTLE VILLAGE AND TO GET FAT AND WATCH TV ALL DAY LIKE TIM AND EAT CADBURRY CHOCOLATE. INSTEAD I AM FORCED INTO HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT TO BUY A HOUSE IN A BUTT-UGLY CITY FULL OF UGLY PEOPLE. WHY GOD? WHAT DID I DO TO YOU? WHY GOD WHY!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY WASNT I BORN IN SOMEWHERE LIKE LEEDS OR NEWCASTLE? I WILL EVEN TAKE EDINBURG OR GLASGOW GOD!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!! THIS IS MY PRAYER!!!
>>216885533It's miserable bastards in southern England that do, because scousers are SOVL and friendly people.
>>216885555Yeah sorry about that, the football team
I hope that wigger nigger killed himself
too jazzy?
>>216885533they might have been to liverpool (a dogshit place)
>>216885533Full of Liverpudlians
picking up wombats and launching them off chinaman's knob
>>216885566WHY can't you fuck off back to /cum/?
we have to stop australians
>>216885586
>>216885533scousers have a real victim culture where nothing is ever their fault and everybody else is to blameat the same time they have a real belief in their own righteousness and see themselves as morally superior to everybody else
>>216885549she sounds like a moll
>>216885566ktim but reversedwish i lived in arkansas or something
>>216885506rawr Kait x
>>216885586gromit
*hits the zoot*Shiiieeeeeet nigga that's some stinky kush right there ong
>>216885602
>>216885633You never smoked weed
>>216885572oh the fans really believe themselves to be the greatest fans in the world supporting the greatest club ever, european royalty etc. people don't like the arrogance of it
so funny how the gyaldem freak insists theres nothing sexual about his obsession with porn stars
>>216885620NO YOU DONT. ARKANSAS IS HELL TRUST ME ON THIS ONE
>>216885614They're literally the African Americans of England
>>216885533Their fans are everything the accuse Arsenal fans of being
>>216885660and black nigger males
activating derp mode
>>216885649Literally just hit the zoot what are you on about?
>>216885533Bojo said it best
Fucking paki go back home
found out that one of the girls who was in my friend group in school works at a strip club now, might go over there and see if i can get a glimpse of her minge
>>216885649the amount of weed ive smoked should be a crime
why do transwomen never wear hijabs
>>216885688hi pinkpantheress
Andrew is double, tripple or whatever cooked
>>216885729hello white boy
Lighten up /brit/ that was intentional, obviously im trying to rile you upGoing to bed now nighty night
We weren't even rich (parents made under 120k combined when I graduated in 2015) and my parents paid all my uni costs and gifted me deposit money for a house.Absolutely mental that there's it's socially acceptable to have your children take on massive student debt and have them fuck their early finances by renting for years to save up for a deposit.
>>216885724they do but they are very mentally ill fetishists on tumblr
>>216885688
thinking about how i got molded by a harsh and cruel society into a reclusive depressive virgin and then bullied by the same society for it
>>216885718It isAnyway, favorite uk strain? I really want to try cheese but haven't got to try it in the Israeli medicinal market
>>216885738epstein survivors is crazy the nigga wasnt murdering them
>>216885762er
Interesting developments...
>>216885744Is this old spaki bait? Sure I've seen this before
>>216885766KTIM
>>216885744how much under £120k?sounds like you were richaverage salary was about 30k in 2015
>>216885744that income is higher than 98% of the country pal.
>>216885660>he's shook someone can look at peng tings and not feel compulsed to touch his penis
>>216885769dont know anything about strains but for me the mongier the better when it comes to weed
>>216885782
>>216885393I recognize her
the home secretary is worse than an islamistshe is, may allah forgive me for uttering this word, a blairite
>>216885810yea someone can not you tho
>>216885810you're trying to hide it with zoomer niggerbabble but yeah that is strange behaviour
not allowed to post images
>>216885762Corrr
>>216885788>how much under £120k?About £115k>sounds like you were richNot really? It was a big deal when I got into the good grammar school because my parents were bricking themselves about having to shell out for the local day school.>average salary was about 30k in 2015Yeah but plebes bring that down.
if you were getting on a plane and the pilot were a woman or black, would you just turn around and walk off?
when i started uni i lived with my mum who was poor and single at the time got the full whack loan + grants plus hardship funds from the uni itself and a scholarship for being smartlived like a king for 3 years
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>216885864yay
>>216885813
>>216885857>when i started uni i lived with my mum who was poor and single at the timemust have been dogshit pres
>>216885864YAY UM
>216885855Mediocre bait
>>216885888i meant when i applied for student financemoved away for uni obviously!
>>216885839>>216885843Zesty ahh niggas getting into a huff over speculating a mans wanking habits
>>216885910everyone lives with their parents before going off to uni you twat
hate being such a cowardly individual
in fact during uni my income from loans, grants, scholarships, and summer placements was more than some people were earning working full time
>>216885856No, madness. But what I would do would be turn to the guy next to me right before we crash and give him the smarmy NBC tuesday nights face
purple haze, all in my brainlately things they don't seem the sameactin' funny, but I don't know why'scuse me, while i kiss this guyreceive text from him today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell what is wrong with me
back when i quit 4chan for a while i had to look at porn every now and then to get my dopamine up. not even wank to it, just have a look at it.
>>216885940>smarmy NBC tuesday nights faceand we're expected to be familiar with this conspicuously yank-coded cultural allusion are we? perchance you'd like to make your points with a bit more british culture in the future?
fat ugly neighbour currently singing the song from the end of Portal 2 while in the bath. Several burgers likely within reaching distance of her but i cannot confirm that
CAFFRIN YEW UGLY FUCKIN ORETHASSIT! THASSFACKINIT!!!!!OFF WIV YOR FACKIN ED!!!!!
>>>/fit/76841274found timmy on another board
>>216885992get her shagged
>>216885994>18 year oldsyeah right
>>216885706Liverpudlian niggas be like>"how can you blame our fans who broke into and the stadium for the crush that resulted??!"
sucking a covfefe
SPLAT!
>>216885993scnraing
>>216885992>herFat nerd slampiggy. Corr
>>216886006i'd rather die. she's disgusting
just walk up to her dad, firm handshake, and ask for his blessing to send his daughter a message asking to meet
>>216886040are you gay?
i coulda been a contendah
>>216885992I liked operatic song at the end where the turrets put on a little show haha
>>216885994Geomaxing on pang pang
>>216886048>Hello may I meet you?
>>216886048my gf's dad is obese and old so i'm not intimidated by him at all
got me umbro trackies on. any complaints?
>>216886048nigga named ackman
>>216886048boomers really did live in a different world didn't they
>>216886051she lives in literal garbage, wears the same clothes everyday which aren't washed, is obese, and stinks. Ain't no chance i'd shag her. I'm amazed she has baths honestly
please kindly do the meetful
poo
>>216886124you're not man enough to handle a woman like that, don't feel bad, it's not your fault
>>216886092howling
That's a great tie, is there a story behind it?
I hate white women
>>216886124nigga posting an essay about not wanting to beat
>>216886200Yankified mong
>>216886227how so
>Hello may I meet you?
>>216885883dont frown!
>>216886193was thinking of posting this recently, but i thought it was too old and no one would get the reference
>>216886189seen her bumhole
can’t wait for dinner tonight
>>216886177>>216886211dont give a fuck lads. none of your would shag her either
I've had too much sugar now I need to lie down
ralph wiggum
Feeling a touch of depression today team
>>216886247love seeing these
>>216886271
>>216886278Why the long knob?
if you wear a hi vis shirt you can basically go anywhere and no one questions you
>>216886257i'd sooner be raped and killed than buy a medium pizza, let alone for twelve british pounds
>>216886278is it because old videos of seasideMARK with his grooming victim Marie have re-surfaced?
>>216886227tbf white women are terrible unless you’re rich or good looking enough to get a posh upper class one
>>216886271haha!
rebecca black giantess
>>216886314have they really
>>216886314She abused and took advantage of him. As a sexual abuse survivor myself, I can tell
>>216886269BUT THEN I GET A LITTLE SUGAR IN ME
>>216886271Wave of nostalgia just came over me
>>216886311*enters your home in a hi-vis and has a kip on your bed*
why is it that knobs are funny but fannies aren't?
>>216886288um
>>216886311first time i ever heard this sort of thing(not)
>>216886325how so? why are you picking "white women" out specifically?
>>216886353fannards are disgusting
>>216886340the teenage retard abused the middle aged man, yeah?
>>216886340you nonced your niece you absolute sick fuck
alri
>>216886360they're annoying
>>216885393
imagine how mental it would be if cats could open doors
>>216886341I LOVE THESE GOOBERS
>>216886379Take me back bro
>>216886370Pretty much yes>>216886371That's disgusting you literal freak
>>216886387>YNWA
just got a wave of nostalgia
went to a beers with a mate and his group of friends. this woman there accused me of breaking her friends heart because i went on one date with her and decided not to pursue her. This woman ruined my beers time and made me feel like shite
>>216886424you're the one that done it dirty bastard
Well, Rorke?
>>216886340>As a sexual abuse survivor myself, I can tellyou said no meant yes. Don't forget I won that case in court
>>216886433what was wrong with the first date munter?
the fabio copello
>>216885553Ray Dalio’s Current Portfolio Highlights (Q3 2025)Bridgewater Associates’ latest filings show Dalio’s team reshaping toward ETFs and defensive stocks:- SPDR S&P 500 ETF (SPY) – $659/share - iShares Core S&P 500 ETF (IVV) – $663/share - Coca-Cola (KO) – $71/share - Procter & Gamble (PG) – $147/share - Costco (COST) – $912/share
SeasideMARK and Helen have broken up
>>216886387Wirtz face when he fluffs yet another 10 yard pass in the final third
>>216886501probably because she found out about Marie
i actually think good luck babe by chappelle roan is a pretty good song
>>216886341Yeah boiii yeah
>>216886501he's singleget in there lass
>>216886501buy an ad
>>216886466and another
>>216886496hello rabbiberg
>>216886465wasn't feeling it, she was a nice lass but didn't feel romantically inclined towards her. lass also asked to kiss me and it felt inappropriate for a first date which was a big turn off
1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads
black could be anywhere
Literally all bangers
>>216886553fai enough. It's not like you pumped her then never called her. Nowt else you could have done.
>>216886581whats the best one
Night boys and girls. Invest wisely..
https://youtu.be/Wk1gFdTgZ_Q?si=R5D177_TsarzIYqDit's up
>>216886544I know I thought I might have a chance with him now but feel guilty about it. He was happy with Helen and that makes me sad that he's now unhappy. I just want him to be happy with or without me
never been on a date, me. People can tell there's something wrong with me within 1 or 2 sentences. The idea that a stranger would spend an entire meal sat across from me is quite simply absurd.
>>216886583>pumped her then never called herI wouldn't do that. I am more pursuing romance than sex. Romantic soul me, love holding hands and looking into pretty eyes, long drives singing songs together etc
>>216886631buy an ad
>>216886635ktimming hard at this one
Sir Brian Nadd
>>216886571das rite
>>216886635im the opposite, I can be quite charming and people seem to like me but I've only ever found 3 girls who met my standards and that was years ago
Just thinking how different things would be for me had I suggested an incall for the 6th November to the Russian escort instead of the 7th when she was away.I've completely blown it lads. Weirdly she still hasn't blocked me on AdultWork but I've given up on her, I offered to buy her a gift and she still hasn't responded to my message. What I'm thinking now is doing something to piss her off. Options:1. Change my feedback on AdultWork to negative. Risky though as prostitutes are clearly sensitive bitches.2. Delete my feedback on AdultWork so she drops down in popularity.3. Make a second profile and arrange a fake booking that I never show up to to make her lose business/money.
It is what it is.
>>216886687what is
>>216886678kys
>>216886522lol
Don't reply to him
>>216886635just shag middle aged birds
wish youd adultwork a damn adultjob
just having a watch of this guy livestreaming with his kid. What's that? They're not father and daughter?
>>216886687yo sup xqc mah boi
Rubbing my hands together like a scheming Jew
We are all Gods children
>>216886635ktim I'm legit autistic and even after years of therapy I still act like a sperg
>>216886314>>216886370>>216886750QRD?
tired of being what you want me to be
Any insect man in know what this is?
>>216886794Hybrid theory was better.
>>216886771you can't cure 'tism
>>216886806moth
>>216886794*retruths*
want to be the token white guy in japan drinking with locals as they communicate to me in broken drunk engrish while i nod at the only other white guy within a 100 mile radiusnot sure why. very weird feeling, must be watching too many jap yt videos
>>216886806Bee I reckon
>>216886806LENOVO ALERTLENOVO ALERTThis thread is now officially collectivized by the Chinese Communist Party. Glory to the CCP mighty leader of prosperous and benevolent Zhonghua*Chinese anthem starts playing*
>>216886841But then you get too drunk and murder someonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QetvK6ldl2s
>A man who challenged would-be bike thieves and was threatened with an angle grinder said he went "full baboon" during efforts to prevent the theft
Ghosting is genuinely absolute cowardly cunt behaviour.The fact women can do it and get away with it is infuriating. They should absolutely not have that power. This is another problem with modern technology, it's just an endless power trip for women. They can just ignore men, at least in older times they had to directly tell the man "no".A "no" is always better than not responding. Absolutely drives me insane, fucking cunts.
>>216886610For me it's take me away, it's all a great LP but take me away is one of my favourite tracks ever
>>216886910Give it a fucking rest you creep honestly you give major stalker vibes
>>216886910yeah you seem like the type to take a woman saying no in your stride
>>216886910i disagree. they aren't your mate, they have no obligation to communicate with you and at whatever point they feel like stopping is up to them. Allow people to have their autonomy you controlling cunt.
having my cake and eating it
>>216885393Cute boy
>>216886945cheers big ears
>>216886943Have your cake and eat TIT
>>216886941He's talking about a prostitute
>they aren't your mate, they have no obligation to communicate with you and at whatever point they feel like stopping is up to them. Allow people to have their autonomy you controlling cunt.
>>216886954Big ears = big dick
my wireless mouse wasn't working earlier dunno what that was all about
>>216886967do you think picrel would enjoy it or squeal like a stabbed pig if I raped him?
>>216886977SMASH THE HARD DRIVES
>>216886983Those short swords seem quite dangerous
>>216886976You mean old blokes all got BWC?
>>216886976gratsi orecchione grandi
>>216886977People can hack wireless peripherals and operate them remotely
the godless orienthttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1763479240757592.jpg
mum's just informed me that i have an old bank account that just got closed and it had £1700 in it. oopsies
>>216887018
>>216887005Orange eat give me eat orange you me give orange eat me orange me eat you
>>216887005I look like this and say this >>216886983
the days sky is pink. :3pink lemonade. or pink aqua. pink-purple
>>216887027godless AI
>>216887027ai
Got the overmono boiler room on
>>216887007No you have to be youngOtherwise big nose = big dick wouldnt be true either
Had 3 pre mixed cocktails last night and woke up with a headache. Not drinking often and when you do drink having very little is great really. You get drunk quickly when you want to and it doesn't cost shit loads of money and the hangovers are very mild.
>>216887018>Hacker gets access to my Bluetooth headphones >Mein kampf audiobook (long version) on repeat
don't reply to it
I want my dick fucked
>>216887072Yeah imagine if you were a woman, how easier it would be to get drunk
£119m on euromillons going to have to get a lucky dip aren't i x
wish it were legal to slash the tyres of ford rangers
wiping my arse with poo
I REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO FEEL SUTTIN, I REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO FEEL SUTTINI REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO FEEL SUTTIN, I REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO FEEL SUTTINI REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO FEEL SUTTIN, I REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO FEEL SUTTINI REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO FEEL SUTTIN,BUT NOW I'M JUST COLD INSIDE
>>216887130Buy high, sell low
glod
>>216887047>>216887050what gave it away? i didnt think it was ai
>>216887109Might do the same aha x
>another market crash>I still dont have enough money to buy howling
toil christmas do this friday really really need to not get steaming and make a fool of myself like I normally do
>>216887152idk i just made it up
bumblecloth
>>216887130Bear trapSPY 700 end of year
>>216887149are you a girl? I need you to fuck my dick
song for the gyaldemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLCasyAh7ic
>>216887113whats wrong with ford rangers unless they are a crew cab then yea go ahead
>>216885393those winter lips tho yuck
>>216887164need to fondle my coworker's tits
>>216887109Bought two tickets just now mate. If I win I'm giving half to seasideMARK
>>216886932Nope, if she says no I'll fuck off.I will leave her alone anyway cos she's clearly a cunt. Why defend a prostitute?>>216886936It would sting but I'd accept it. Having no response is downright rude. Especially given her livelihood depends on selling her body.>>216886941No, it's rude to ignore someone.Would you just walk away from someone mid-sentence?
>>216887164>toil christmas do this fridayJesus, ours is on the 5th and that's still well early, we've got an office pissup on the 18th thoughNovember is ridiculous
rorke on the ropes
>>216886806A thinkpad
>>216887152hands in the background, the signs, the texture of her legsand the fact that someone has fucked with the image to hide these things
>>216887186they're cunts, aside from the fact that driving a vehicle that large without it being a real truck is totally pointless for pretty much all practical purposes, i can distinctly recall many occasions when i was actually speeding slightly and still had a ford ranger right up my arse
>>216887208getting it in before the budget
>>216887210rorke on top of the empire state building
>>216886941Nah ghosting is rude
>>216887109better off waiting until Wednesday then buying a lucky dip for next Tuesday's draw (the furthest away draw it will let you purchase) rather than tonight's drawbuy a ticket for tonight's draw and you get 3 hours of hope and fantasising then you get wiped out in the draw. Buy a ticket for next Tuesday's draw instead however and you can spend the next 6 nights tucked up in your duvet browsing rightmove and all the other shite imagining what you'll do if you win. Never buy a ticket on the day of, always for the furthest away draw it will let you.
>>216887235Get back to work rachel
>>216887210ADONBILIVIT
>>216887250Way less rude than leading you on
>>216887207You're clearly not living her alone if you're still thinking about it 24/7 and trying to come up with ways of fucking with her. I'll say this completely seriously. Get yourself checked as soon as possible, you have an issue and you need professional help.
>>216887220looking closer the hands in the background do look fucked, good eye
>sometimes at school Nigel would make minority ethnic classmates put their face up to a hole in the wall and then he would throw a water balloon through a long bendy tube concealed within the wall itself and it would come out the other end and hit the brown child in the facebloody sickening so it is
>>216887320This is another holocoaster, I cant believe it keeps happening
a brown cousin of mine got a piano dropped on his head by nigel farage, the family couldn't prove it but they know he was in the area and twirling his long mustache which he had at the time
no toil christmas do this year obstensibly because the police were called last year in reality, budget cuts
>>216887377yeah I remember seeing a news report about it at the time they nearly got him as well they gave chase but then ran into a brick wall that had been painted to look like a tunnel
>>216887185Big up the girlies x
>>216885406>>216885406
>>216887427Early
>>216887438yeah but it's a recycled thread so i'm not mad, keep /brit/ tidy is what i always say haha x
>>216887130not surprised at this correction 2bh
>>216887285I'm not thinking about it that much, honestly.Any affection I had for her is just disdain now. She got my hopes up by saying she'd see me again, then she just ignores me with no response. Utter, utter cunt.
