edish
>>216966894>churchill was a faggot nonce and anglos are retarded for sucking his chodeHow so?
dananana, inspect my gadget
>>216967682Sorry, you're on the wrong board.>>>/r9k/britfeel/
£150 would get you the carrots to do 10,000 runs, and, getting 600 speed + stam in 30 minutes every run for 10,000 runs would be the same amount of time it takes to max on OSRS + 100 hours but without taking into consideration getting money to train buyables, which take less time but have been treated as taking 200 hours for that money as well
>>216967714seethe on julian... seethe on!
>>216967682more patriotic than that tarq living in the same area (no doubt Mark here is loving the town or whatever)
Hating brits is like identifying with brown people There’s clearly two camps, whites and the white-hating masses of the non-western world Identifying with things like Celtic victim complexes or hating the English is crossing over to a camp that will perpetually hate you
convening with dmt beings and demanding they release skyrim 2
cabert
going waitrose you want anything?
>>216967743>more patrioticSponging off the state is not patriotism you incel waste of oxygen You, like him, are basically boat people. We don't want you alive
>>216967682This picture goes so fucking hard lmaoCould be a beasty boys album cover Mark out there keeping it real while "the man" looks down on him
>>216967762her eyebrows are a bit stupid arent they?
>>216967762das rite
nvm £75 package is 7500 gems (750 games) which is still good. and better than 2 to get 100,x and it is 150,x instead
Just had a lovely wank to some planesgirl leaks and it lush
Hate anime fucking HATE it
>>216967774love me some thick eyebrows
st george was literally turkish rorke you stupid fucking wankpuffinyou horrible racist little FREAK
>>216967762sexo I like the elf girls eyebrows
>>216967793weeb anime cunt most probably also a tranny too tranny cunt
>>216967774
>>216967682Picture goes stupidly hardMark is so fucking based
its friday friday gotta get down on friday
agenda: hoover; bathroom; drink; uma games. stil have not done my televisions and hopefully there will be more of them in my future
>>216967803Obviously ignore the fact that I’m only saying Turkish cause I think they’re Muslim despite them being secular and the modern Turks not even being there by the time Saint George was born
>>216967818You said that already you incel, go to his little bedsit hovel and lick his poorly-wiped anus clean. You won't because you have no money LOL!
>>216967820What happened to her?
go tounge his anus. oh, what am I saying. you have no currency!
>>216967837wow.... that's... ok.blocked. do better.
>>216967837I think the greeks should be paid reparations
>>216967840Oh my days you're absolutely seething And I'm loaded btw
another day wasted in my sad incel life
>>216967881loaded with gay cum maybe
soon off for an aw me
>>216967881The sun hasn't even set
>>216967881poz loaded more like
>Rachel Reeves has said she is sick of people “mansplaining” how to be chancellor to her as she prepares to deliver her budget next week.
>>216967900Imagine getting THIS pressed about a random man from Dorset LOLYou actually might be the biggest freak in this general
>>216967943you get pressed by random men every night
>>216967958donem
>>216967682me on the left
>>216967958scream
>>216967764amazing post
Morning team. Having some tea. My water bottle with a filter should be coming today :)>>216967682I love seasideMARK so much
playing rimworld
>>216967984ugly old arseless monkey
>>216968008>Having some teayour body naturally produces T because you're a man
>>216968019bit harsh. dont need to call me arseless
>>216968035done HIM
>>216968052you cant bloody poo mate
>>216967958>dtfic jumping in with an "epic" one linerYou're embarrassing yourself mate, go back to /cum/This is a mark general
Canada uncharacteristically aggressive today
>>216968069took you five minutes to come up with that one?
eating beef
im beef
>>216967810
>>216968052You have no arse, you're so flat and arseless you can't even sit down that's why you squat everywhere you go. You're so arseless you're forced to puke shit because it gets backed up.
>>216968102;)
GGRR I HATE anime! Stop posting anime women. Especially the ones with big boobs, fucking HATE IT
>>216967682how it starts>how it endsdon't be like seasideMONG. do something with your life lads
>>216967682why is no one talking about how hard this pic goes
>>216968153yeah this and the ones with little cocks in their knickers nothing gets me fuming like that degeneracy
zestrorke
>>216968016>forced to take drugsktim
>>216968162
>>216967703He's a nazi incel freak, ignore him
>>216967958rare canadian non-dogshit zinger
I love to love 'emI love to kick 'emI love to shove 'emI love to stick 'emI love to flaunt 'emI love to watch 'emI love to pick 'emAnd I'm gonna kick 'em
>>216968085Got a job unlike you can't always be responding immediatelyAnnouncing you're obsessively here isn't the own you think it is
>>216968195>-15(...).jpgerm
>>216968181is that sketch
>>216968162it not right
aff tae bed, got temple in the morninglater goyim
Dunno what to do this weekend lads.Feels like I'm just passing time until the 30th.
>>216968195Red squirrel if reincarnated as a human.
>>216968224*throws a slice of ham at you*
>>216968225me I'll be doing nothing except sitting on my arse playing video games and drinking alcohol. same as every weekend for the past 16 years
>>216968225>Dunno what to do this weekend lads.Since you're obviously not busy, go tongue seasideMARK's poorly-wiped anus
>>216968210you've got a job sucking off blokes behind the cemetery
>>216968225take a drive out to the big shopping centre and have a wander round the shops. Perhaps stop at a popular coffee franchise outlet such as Starbucks or Costa for a coffee to perk you up as you watch the shoppers go by
>>216968247*uses my kung-jew reflexes to dodge it while simultaneously undermining your society*
>>216968225what happens on the 30th
>>216968225i'm doing my driving lesson tomorrow
alla y'all yun niggas keep runnin yo damn mouths
>>216968162love it when he then goes on to say he has the smallest cock in the world
Any constantly lying about everything man in?
Where's Diego
in bed doing an arse-fart
um rorke i think you'll find st george was a black man from the deepest darkest congo
>>216968257
>>216968321prefer not to say
>>216968265You have to be 18 to post here little man
Have basically no sex drive all week then get mad horny on a Friday afternoon, must be toil-related 'pression
>>216968344what a life you aussies lead
seasideLARK > seasideMARK 2bh
impossible to look at a thick dark poo that’s come out in a single log when you get up to wipe and not think of a bbc
>>216968268will be doing this except walking to my local city centre shopping area. might pop into boots and browse the aftershaves because the shop assistants always smell good and are nice to you. then have a look in footlocker because the shop assistants are always peng girls wearing leggings and come and talk to you to see if you need any help. then I'll go to the chain coffee shop with the cute barista and sit in the window watching girls go to the gym that's nearby. then I'll slink home to spend the rest of the day alone watching football
>>216968380i always think of totalbiscuit and how he died of arse cancer
Finally beating Hard in FTL this weekend. Unlocked Lanius B last weekend and Normal was a cakewalk.
>>216968362we didn't ask for your grindr ban message
>>216968357nothing is britishmbombo and rorke are equally british
>>216968323I've tried for a few weeks to tempt him out mate. I got a poorly-spelt reply earlier which I strongly suspect was him but yeah I miss the little fucker.
>>216968225What's so special about the 30th?Just play some video games, nap, read a book, exercise, clean, watch a movie or two, the lot.
>>216968268I hate those places>>216968298>>216968272Escort visit
>>216968410mad how I've never beat it. might have a go on easy
>>216968387Based and ktimpilled
browing through wikipedia's articles about you lot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Legendary_worms
Mad how seasideMARK has a loyal fan base, plenty of friends and beautiful trans women supporting himWhat do you have?
On the 30th I will be seeing the exgfbergsteinHopefully something happens but in reality I desperately need to move on
any good manga then?
>>216968477Ok so what you could do is not see her on that date and stop blogposting you boring cunt
The illusion... ...of free choice.
uuuum
would you still love me if i was a legendary worm
not a single plan for what to eat for dinner inside my mind
>>216968469a nice scent
>get up to wipewhat
>>216968493words words words
kill jester
>>216968469a body i'm comfortable with
Dadberg gets wound up so easily, he never spent enough time on the internet to develop the immune system
It's honestly ridiculous how different life experiences are for men and women.Women never go a day without attention. They never struggle at all for friends, social events, holidays etc unless they're mentally ill.Meanwhile a guy like me, perfectly normal with no health problems and not even ugly, can go his entire life without the slightest romantic or sexual experience. Painful honestly.
robin hood was stealing tax money back btw
21st birthday weekend. mumberg has booked something and told me to pack a bag including wellies and a towel yet has assured me it’s nothing embarrassing or childish. leaving at 6pm got no clue whats in store really scared though x
>>216968387Sounds like you're mentally torturing yourself
>>216968451easy to unlock the good ships then try normal with those. Lanius B is the second strongest ship basically and not that hard to unlock.normal and hard with the shittier ships is like a challenge mode
>>216968547that's cute
fat ugly neighbour has had a cold for 3 weeks. her immune system is fucked from eating burger and being a disgusting pig
saw a guy arguing with a jf in the carpark
>>216968547Center Parcs for you lad
>>216968542>perfectly normalYou can't be perfectly normal and browse 4chan
>>216968547perhaps a meal?
it's cold outsideand the paint's peeling off of my wallsthere's a man outsidein a long coat, grey hat, sucking a golfballnow the light fades outand I wonder what I'm doing in a thread like /brit/
BigAlpaca3643•5mo agoMeasure your cock a few times, in different circumstances, fully soft, when it’s cold, when it’s warm (just out of the shower) etc to make sure you get a good average of size. Oversizing the cage is more uncomfortable and irritating than undersizing a bit. Metal is obviously weightier and harder to hide imo but you might like the pull down, plastic feels great, silicone feels pointless ‘cos you can just contort yourself out of it and defeats the point.
>>216968547Happy birthday anon and have a nice time :)
>>216968542something must be done about it
>>2169685426/10 at toil reckons she gets chatted up by multiple lads every time she goes to the gymShe's definitely exaggerating but still
having a cup of teamight kill myself
>>216968542you're not perfectly normal you are socially stunted
Just don't care about anythingWhat's the point
Voice therapist said to drink less caffeine because it's a diuretic and will contribute to dehydration
>>216968634how's your leg hun
>>216968597we’re going for a meal on my birthday on sunday so can’t be that>>216968594i think center parcs have towels on site>>216968567>>216968610thank you :)
>>216968546based
>>216968568Shag her up the arse already
>i think center parcs have towels on siteIn for a rude awakening
>>216968549better than being stuck inside bored, lonely and depressed. normal people go out and do things. I'm normal so I'll go out
Voice therapist said the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
Why the fuck didn't they wear helmets in the early parts of WW1? Wouldn't it seem obvious to protect the head?
>>216968677never been my family always went haven
crimbo on thursday this year, that means 5 days off in a row, get IN
>>216968683sissy shityanks wouldn't get it they wear helmets to a game of rugby lol
leftypol on a mad one
jerked off in the disabled toilet in a coffee shop yesterday
>>216968660hope it falls off
>>216968657Wtf is a voice therapist
Vinnie did the face!
>>216968680You're not normal, the sooner you drop that notion the better it will get for you
>>216968711is this real or is he doing a little joke
i see you
pink ribbonuntil it fell off!
>>216968614I seriously doubt she is exaggerating. You underestimate how pathetic and desperate most men are which inflates the egos of women.I at least realise women don't like me so I never bother.
>look up actress>first image that google gives she's wearing a very transparent dress and you can see her nippleshave they gone QUITE mental?
>>216968749Jarvis, Enhance and De-Pixelate
>>216968718a voice coach teaching him falsetto except he gets it on the NHS because he's a tranny leech
>>216968756ktim but without the bottom panel
>>216968683Helmets weren't necessary or even useful before the advent of modern artillery.They could only protect you from light shrapnel and falling debris.
The OST, as it were, while I write my thesis at 2:13 am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwazAGUJ2c0
>>216968711>just add whatever extra thing yank rorke happens to be complaining about that monthSeems a waste of money desu
>>216968772Yeah I reckon so
do you reckon part of the women like vampires is because they enjoy the idea of having a boyfriend who will eat them out while they're on the blob?
One fluoxetine tablet, one vitamin D tablet and one multivitamin A-Z tablet down the hatch
>>216968775scmer
dreamt i was shagging a peng tranny last night
>>216968787whats your thesis about
>>216968665Go away tranny subhuman
>>216968751
>>216968809try some cyanide next time
Look how subhuman and dysgenic the average lower class british person ishttps://x.com/thesundaysport/status/1991499019068268608just embarrassing
Hang on, are you not meant to go down when they're on the blob then
Remake of A Man For All Seasons but it's Rorke refusing to sign a diversity pledge
>>216968775Hwlng
>>216968818sc
>>216968822done her
>>216968802whats going on with you mate
>>216968772this sydney and her baps in that silver dress?
>>216968815Stable isotope geolocation of disarticulated archaeological assemblages
>>216968833>t. most tolerant Labour MP
turned myself shiczophrenic over all the half life 3 rumours, it was literally the first thing i thought of when i woke up today.know i shouldn’t have but i’ve been waiting for eighteen fucking YEARS i cant help it
>>216968851lachlan-coded
>>216967786She appears to be a filthy hideous cockle picker.
>>216968851blobbling
>>216967630He lied, see this: >>216967670I guess Rorke is wrong when he thinks every white person is flawless and every black person is awful
I have white fatigue
we're all bame here aren't we?
>>216968851sduquaf
>>216968851that's a common parlance expression you niggerhowever yes i can confirm at least half of these were authored by me
>>216968867Lower class subhuman, why dont you feed your children - why do you take so much tax money
>>216968891i am a white Greek man
>>216968873fell for it again award
https://youtu.be/doLMt10ytHYThread theme
>>216968888me after receiving my winter training equipment in the army
That's Rorke, never complains about anything a white person does haha
>>216968822bit strong that, even if he is annoying
>>216968901this bitch doesn't look like she's ever forgot to eat
it seems we've both got autism haven't we
just did a blob out me arsehole
>>216968865youre an archeologist?
>>216968918i’m nothing but a gullible foolish worm of a man
>>216968903Malponte!
>>216968901Bloody hell Rachel haven't you got more pressing matters to attend to
So this is rorke
>>216968943ktim
how often do you do a nice warm relaxing bath then?
>>216968943unfortunately she has the kind of autism that makes her read minotaur milking porn books and he has the kind of autism that makes him talk about women being on the blob on /brit/
It's beyond grim how Americanised young Eastern Europeans are
did a think
>>216968851you put "au" in the search parameters to filter out other flags so it would look like a single australian is obsessed with the word blob, all for a pathetic attempt to embarrass mei've got your number mate, you're a charlatan
Still don't get why poms call subcontinentals 'Asians' >B-but they're from Asia!But how do you distinguish between Indian Asians and Asian Asians?>>216968948Ken oath, it's great I get to do lots of fun stuff and it pays really well. Higher starting salaries than MDs or lawyers
>>216968980women can't have autism
Wonder if I'd gone to uni I'd be a giddy leftypol living in Shoreditch or somethingProbably not
what age should you start thinking about turning yourself bent if you’re still a virgoid?
>>216968968smiling chuds
https://youtu.be/D-GU4jvSvz4
>>216968993i mean what did you expect after the USSR collapsed and gommieblocs could finally get their hands on Adidas tracksuits and turntables
Rorke insisting that his virginity is solely caused by brown people
>>216969010not true i went to school with one and she was a right sperg
>>216969015That's a pointless cope.Believe me, I'm 29 and have often thought how it would be easy if I were gay but I'm notYou can't change your sexuality.
im actually tartionary at the minutevery execemental, but you wouldn't know much about that
>>216969047you went to school... with a woman?
>>216968016samewhich dlcs?
the prospective sandwich:>apple sauce>dijon mustard>frank's red hot sauce
>>216969007im jelly do you mostly look at abo stuff then? or prehistoric animals. wouldnt imagine theres too much interesting stuff to see here
>>216969061yeah loads of emdidn't talk to any of them mind
>>216968993Not a fan of Euros speaking English with a Yank accent but it's inevitable I suppose
>>216969038godless oriental tummies
>>216969015everyone is at least a little gay but most aren't gay enough to actually enjoy gay sex. if you aren't, you're gonna have a bad timet. knower
>>216968542why do you need attention?I could spend decades on my hobbies without interacting with another human being and I would be happy.
>>216968998calm down blob boy haha
>>216969038bet her vagina smells like fish
>>216969010They can but it's very rare.
>>216968809>fluoxetineSCREAMING
>>216968998alri pic related
What makes Tim Byrne's glasses so excellent?
>>216968542women also get loads of unwanted attention from men who wish them harm
>>216968851
>>216969087the yangtze finless rorkoise
I'm so gay it overflow and I'm straight againI exclusively fuck men who were born with two X chromosomes and have vaginas
Post the Aella/Chris Chan meme
Two and a half hours until I am home and I can begin sniffing coke
>>216968542women get too much attention to the point where a lot of it is unwantedmen are completely starved for attention and have to learn to stand alonesimply how it is mate
blobshaggeraussie loves his blobs
>>216969127Probs because he scrounged them for free by larping as a disabled person
>>216969074We don't really look at prehistoric animals unless you're a zooarchaeologist and study human-animal interactions. Lots of work with Aboriginal stuff but you can basically study whatever you want if you're good enough. I know people that wanted to study shit on remote tropical islands and the gov pays them to fuck off to there three times a year to dig holes and get wasted on coconut rum.
>>216969087LOVE how red their little faces get
>>216969140everyone knows sexuality is stored in an unsigned value
>>216968542women are truly evil
>>216969101>>216969159look mum i'm a /brit/ personality
>>216968361this one always gets me kek
>>216968931not strong enough franklyhe should be impaled on a pike and left to die of thirst
>>216969127they make tranny freaks seethe
>>216969162He is far more deserving of the dole than you are
>>216968542yeah but there's no point going on about it
>>216969182blob on
made some excellent salsa verde last night, might've outdone myself me
>>216969202might vote for an islamist party haha
holding an umbunnies feet into a bonfire
>>216969132Need an electron microscope to see the violon I'm playing right now
>>216969100I don't want attention, I want intimacy and companionship.
wouldn't mind that yano lads
IT COLD OUTSIDE NO ATMOSPHEREALONE NOW AND AGAIN good song
Right it's sandwich time
>>216969237Sorry it's mineI'll buy you a drink though
>>216969170fuck i need get a job thats actually interesting. what archeology are you interested in personally?
>Ex-leader of Reform UK in Wales jailed for 10 years over pro-Russia bribes>Judge says Nathan Gill, a former leader of the Reform UK party in Wales, ‘abused position of authority and trust’.doing a hmm
made over 4 grand lending money to people on Reddit since the start of the year on r/borrow don’t have to report a single penny to hmrc either
>>216969132Don't care>>216969152It's bullshit though isn't it
wrong waydown a one way street
>>216968614you should see what a dating app looks like for a fat woman. completely mind-boggling.
incels acting like they just discovered men and women are different
>>216969233do you think she knows there are all these nutjobs who talk about her on other websites
Had cold sweats and anxiety for two days straight since ordering my coke, googled it and apparently its the fight/flight response. My brain is so cracked out for the good shit that anticipating it but having to wait triggers it, holy shit
>>216969286
>>216969086I used to know a Swedish guy and his English accent was slightly American because I guess Europeans' exposure to English is almost entirely from American media
Rorke of Rorke Hall
computerberg has been nagging me to restart to install updates and i keep telling it to fuck off, and now it just completely froze on me so i had to turn it off and back on and now it's installing the updatesi've been done up like a christmas tree, the machines have won
>>216969256I really want to study modern archaeology, specifically spatial analyses of how BMWF interracial couples in 1970s America reshaped urban superstructures in the South but I'm stuck in Australia. At least the African population in Melbourne is exploding so there might be an opportunity for a local study here/
>>216969290really do need you shot dead by firing squadno offense
>>216969290I abused prescription amphetamines for nearly a decade and even after four years without them, my brain is still fucked up. once stayed up for 96 hours straight working on a coding project and didn't even realize how much time had passed until it was done
just did a ruddy big poo
>>216969318Mine upgraded to Windows 11 without my permission, Planet of the AIs soon
vgh this cold is doing a number on my nose nostrils feels raw as shit
ruby is far more mental than any of the nutters obsessed with her
>>216969282i was raised that men and women are totally the same and have completely identical experiences and if you think otherwise you're a sexist pig
>>216969320yeah ok mate
>>216969313We learn British English at school but rarely ever listen to British people talking it's almost always yanks.
>>216969373except most people learn that that isn't true in secondary school
>>216969373no you werent incel retard
>>216969399i was a bullied smelly incel in secondary school so i didn't learn shit
>>216969379I'm just fucking with you, I don't know what I want to do really, I have to finish my thesisberg. But my supervisor is trying to set me up to go on an excavation to Upper Egypt to excavate a newly discovered temple complex so that might be cool.
Don't rate this new Spaino gimmique
>>216969416good, you deserved it
>>216969318Mine just ypdates on its own in the middle of the night even though I have turned the auto updater off lol.
>>216969323Its alright mate I do deserve it. I pay my way, dont use the GP at all, Im not evil but I still deserve it.>>216969334Insane isnt it, you never come back. Its like a demonic possession
Need a poo
might have a late night goffee
>>216969446>>216969446
