Space is big edish
anyone seeing fcukers in hackney wick tomorrow want to go to for a drink before? x
what are we sending timmy for christmas then lads?
rolled a sprint type maiden race on maru maybe so poggers
>>217108193How big thoughNo-one knows…
had sea bass for tea it was nice
dogshit general for low iq anglos
>>217108219me dad's working classworked in the steel works
bought tickets but probably won't be going. don't wanna stand in the back by myself like some autist and be jealous and miserable. fuck my incel life
>>217108241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqYcoiiMrDA
>>217108233A Thai wife
>>217108258sounds like a dogshit metal band for the low iq
>>217108258now thats a band i havent listened to in yonksalways go to gigs by myself nowadaysusually stand right in the front middle with a double pintonce the musics going who cares
been hearing that space is the place
>>217108290went to american football gig by myself and it was terrible, couldn't even focus on the music
ketaminensky
>>217108327looks like hes done a poo
>>217108334Ya THINK
so this is the new image thats going to be posted in every thread is it
>>217108327
that post wasnt me
>>217108341well it looks like poo but who i am to assume
any aryan beast man in?
Barnys taste sweet and milky like licking Katy's young breasts
>>217108371Could be chocolateYummy yummy chocolate
>>217108318dont mind going to gigs by myselfusually get dancing in the middle of the crowd with some zoomer lasswho cares, live your life
never happened though did it
>>217108393well one hopes its chocolate
>>217108327doo doo feces
>>217108400i care, it makes me feel shit and cringe
>>217108382moistness insidelike a fresh katy
probably isn't a good idea to sent £50 to a woman to rate my willard is it
>>217108435why? it would be weirder to have chocolate cakes around your arse
>>217108441more like this blokes arse crack >>217108327
COUP BELTOUPBELT
the long-awaited upskirt
>>217108462that entire continent is just cursed
>>217108327posted it again award
I have depression because I don’t live in America so the NHS should pay for me to be relocated there
>>217108462all psyops
>>217108439well then grow up
Imagine if the Cure song Killing and Arab was actually titled Killed a Serb
>>217108487theyre psyoped and false flagged so that we can get their minerals cheap tbf
>>217108494What's your problem mate?
>>217108481>>217108441wasn't sure what this was referring to
>>217108454if its chocolate them someones gonna eat itthats how it goes
>>217108525mad how are tone did both
Arsenal [1] - Bayern 0Timber
>>217108193>>217108237IT'S BIGGER THAT THAT CHRIS. IT'S LARGE
>>217108208Wouldn't be caught dead in east London
>>217108237Apparently the observable universe is about 93 billion light-years wide (diameter). In metres that's about 879,847,933,950,033,000,000,000,000 (about 880 septillion metres).But yes I think you're right, because it's thought there are parts of space beyond what we can observe. So the size of the whole universe might be unknowable, or infinite.
>>217108327is that a tranny standing in the doorway with the phone?
>>217108545not from someones arse thats disgusting
>>217108572its "hip" and "happening" in east!
wishing the press were nicer to mummy Reeves
>>217108465The first economy to be powered by economically inactive mongos, going to be the envy of the world
the pooniverse
break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow.break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow.break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow.break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow. break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow. break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow.
amazon man got halfway down the road (could see him parked up with his headlights on) and binned it off for the night. fuming
>>217108601well one hopes he cleaned his undercarriage
>>217108628
>>217108557why do people hat gordon brown for selling our gold?
I'm ethnically Romanian
>>217108610Yesss bro
>>217108450I'd do it for fee ;)
>>217108643silly and irresponsible wannit
rorke here, just wanted you all to know that that is me in the middle x
>>217108657Same lol
I'm ethnically aquitanian.
>>217108668beigel bake is leng tho ngl xfor me its the salt beef, pickle, extra mustard cos i like it spicy u kno
>>217108558It's going down.I'm yelling TIMBERRRRRRRYou better moveYou better danceLet's make tonightOne to REMEMBERRRRRRRRRI'll be the oneYou won't forgetdamn that was THE tune during my a levels
>>217108695come home englishman
another miserable day in my dogshit existence
>>217108193
best not to think about anything beyond earth tbqh, we should keep to our cosy home :)
found out i can come down easier off meth by doing heroin, how come no one told me about this miracle combo?
>>217108710well no, kicked you outmiss you tho
>damn that was THE tune during my a levels
>>217108683
>>217108714good
>>217108498Brits are nothing more than glorified farm animals
>>217108695rightful english clay that
>>217108732got fond memories coming down from speed doing kratom with the ex gf
WHERES HEATHERMONG
>>217108750I think this is based
bit drunk but might get this pie goign in the oven cos it takes 25 minutes like x
>>217108777hopefully dead x
>>217108750saying poo or pee is based unironically
>>217108799get it in the air friar mate. will be done in 23 minutes instead
>>217108750it's overbillions shall find it hard to poo
Just did 10 sit ups
Arsenal 1 - Bayern [1]Karl
>>217108777bashing katy
>Constipation is where you have changes to how you poo, including not pooing as often or finding it hard to poo.
>>217108818havent got one of them ebcusase im not WOKE
might go to AA
any alchemists in?
>>217108777literally in this thread
>ebcusase
Me and my GF
Who remembers the poo poo pee pee frog
anyone up for a game of padel? x
>>217108860alchemy is real
>>217108754JEANNEAU SECOURS !!!
toilfu admitted on the ride home that she had an abortion when she was 18mixed feelings about that
>>217108858Ashburton Army?
>>217108860More of a wizard myself>>217108909
>>217108890
>>217108890Becky sticking a iron rod up her fanny and jiggling it around until her baby is scrambled eggs LOL
*gives rorke a scritch behind his ear*
>>217108193I wish they would let me jump on to tracks
>>217108890dont start posting this shit if youre going to listen to her while trying to fuck her fanny off cor sexo
>>217108843True..
Currently finding it a bit hard to poo lads, I think there's something wrong with me
>>217108929*starts involuntarily stamping my foot*
>>217108929*loses control of his right leg*
got the doctors tomorrow ladsgonna ask him/her to examine my foreskin and see if my phimosis is cured
the pie is ON
eating a wispa through my arse
me thinks it's time to pop over to /gif/ for a wank be right back
any sulky sad boys in?
>>217108986pror
31 days until I flee this accursed island
>>217108946If your poo is wrong then it might be poorly poo. But sometimes we have lots going on in our bodies and sometimes poorly poo can be caused by non-bum problems. Can you tell us about your wee wee? When you have a wee wee, does your winky hurt?
>>217108963its gonna be an old indian bugger and hes gonna be feelign it up like
>Grooming gang monster Sageer Hussain, infamous for branding white girls "slags ... white slag" at her whenever he saw her in the street.https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/vile-grooming-gang-member-raped-36229798
>>217109001yea me
Life is a fragile thing. Don't waste it, lads.
>>217109024was he wrong though?
>>217109005take me with you pls
>>217109005off to hong kong on the 23rd myselffewer foreigners in central on HK island than there are here
sigh this boner isn't going to go away until i wank, is it?
>>217108963ask him about frenuloplasty if your problem is a tight frenulum. if your foreskin is tight then circumcision is the only curative option. creams and stretching are bluepilled cope.
>>217109033Oh dear he looks a bit poorly doesn't he.
>>217109033yea, seen that one beforesad state of affairs
>>217108995Ever since starmers porn ban /gif/ and this illegal Chinese website have been my only sources of wank materialVery quickly running out of patience with both
>>217108982it pie night
>>217109033noob got pwnt
yellow with glasses
i lied about the pie im sorry im going to have two boiled eggs instead
>>217109033um
Thoughts? https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1764166766368190.jpg
>>217108193lyfe's crazy innit bruv guv'nor
Would love to be an arapaima being manhandled by Jeremy Wade
>>217109093i hate white women so fucking much it's unreal
>>217109059I saw a urologist about 7 or 8 years ago he suggested a circumcision which I refused. He said to keep trying stretching.I've been stretching it a lot lately and made huge progress, can get it back all the way when flaccid and pretty much 95% of the way when erect. Why are creams a "cope"? I think i can probably cure it anyway, just want to see if the doctor can help
>>217109033not watching
>>217109039Yeah but there are Indians there so not for me personally
sigh
>>217109093corr gonna wank to that
>>217109125poor lad getting knifed in the carotid, dead in a matter of secondskilled by a coward piece of shit, for nothing
they all speak english and know the rules of cricket they're british through and through
I don't think Shamima will be back for Christmas this year
>>217109147the indians, pakis and whatnot are kept within a 2 block radius of chungking mansionsas long as you avoid that you are safe
Bollocks, you don't know Bono!
Don't see lads here in /brit/ use the term heem much anymore.
if shamima begum were called shlomo benberg and joined a jewish terrorist organisation that killed palestinians, no boomer conservatives would be calling for british citizenship to be taken away
>>217109235Truth nuclear bomb
>>217109122I'm not sure if it's effective or not for a tight foreskin, but when i used the (steroid?) cream the gp gave me for my tight frenulum, it did absolutely nothing and neither did stretching.if your phimosis is really bothering you i think you should consider circumcision. you may think that's not ideal, but it's the only thing that will cure you.
>>>/sp/152159487and yet you replied to it
>>217109235Think they might do
so whats going to stop any council estate dwelling troglodyte popping out sprog after sprog after sprog and using them to claim benefits?
>>217109033He didn’t defend himself at all
>>217109235Yeah because Jews are smart, cultured and can feasibly pass for white
why do Irish have tv adverts fully in Irish when none of them speak it wtf
heathermong samefagging about dicks again
>>217109235>a jewish terrorist organisation that killed palestinians,and how would that affect the english?
im going to hk to have sexual intercourse with edukate
in my arse: BAMEs.
>>217109148
>>217109213wonder what she's up to these days
>>217109278What do you meanIt was a quick, single jab and he obviously didn't know the guy had a knife in his hand
got called a wasteman today
>>217109275browns are the worst offendersI don't think white chavs are having kids as young now, teenage pregnancies among this group seem less common nowadays
>>217109293not very pure little lamb of you this
>>217109298mumberg finally had enough?
>>217109298Never should've taken that binman job.
>>217109297Might as well have offered his throat to the guy
the destroyer of poopensharten
got called a pasteman todayyet i only eat paste once a fortnight
>>217109288unstable middle east full of terror and conflict is not in our national interest
maybe might get to B2 rank and then drop back down by putting hara back, because I have og cap running dirt
>>217109262Stretching has certainly helped my foreskin widenI used to barely be able to move it, now it goes all the way back
>>217108327gay blokes would wipe the poo away and get in there
>>217109293he woudlnt do that
>>217109298
>>217109331yes.... wipe the poo away....
>>217108708Absolutely dire songHere's something much better which came out in 2013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFca32_7YUU
>>217109358s
>>217109329what does the internet say on the subject of stretching a phimo'd dick? are there any before and after pictures that show stretching being 100% effective?if you're struggled with it for so long, you probably want a solution rather soon
>>217109322blame islam for that
I remember a gay bloke at uni saying that anal sex is the most beautiful sex there is and it was at that moment that I realised being gay really is a mental illness
>>217109331they eat da poo poo, or so ive heard
mayo top gun sprint B rating start (pog)hopefully she gets A tier sprint and spark to be bakushin legacy for S sprint front runner (mayo is front runner) BAKUSHIIIIIIN
>>217109373jewish terrorism predates islamic terrorism by decades
Is there a work around for sanctioned suicide besides a vpn
>>217109386wrong
My life is shit like fuckNo I won’t be doing anything to make it better
>2...3...>*sees you*>100... 101....
>>217109388dont kill yourself :(
>>217109393why
Thinking about a specific kind of leftypol. Divorced with no kids. Balding and bearded. Once had a career in theatre. Hates his ex-wife but has to stay feminist. Doesn't understand why standing up for women and holding doors open for them is rude now.
>>217109355heard this on jools about 10 years agonand my dad said turn that shit off its the worst thing ive ever heard
That Hong Kong fire is mad. Makes Grenfell look like an ashtray fire.
>>217109402It's inevitable mate
>>217109388Just use a vpn mate
>don't want to use a vpn? just use a vpn instead lol
>>217108590what makes you think its a tranny you mindbroken weirdo
There is a wikipedia page for Jews in every country. Even if said country has no /few jews.
what does the two child benefit cap mean and what are the changes introduced to it today?
>>217109403Can’t be arsed
>>217109431right shes dead is she
>>217109432so the increase in child benefit actually pales in comparison to the triple lock pensionmakes you think!
>>217109442whats the problem with using a vpn? i guess you could try tor
them Jews sure love Wikipedia then
>>217109447mental. do nightclubs even exist nowadays
>>217109443square, mannish shoulder and general mannish shape
>>217109447this is absolutely true. i had a 'clubbing' shirt just like that>t. millennial
that videos ruined my day no offenceim fucking devastated
>>217109480..yh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Estonia?wprov=sfti1#
>>217109480young people don't actually leave their homes any more
>>217109495"good"
>>217109495what video?
>>217109495The fragility of life is quite something isn’t it
>>217109447Never been to a night club ever
to noam is to love himt. underage girl shagged by noam chomsky on epstein island
>So right about now the nightclubs are winding down as everyone heads home after a night of dancing.>Meanwhile you wasted another Saturday evening on /brit/.
remember when a bouncer in town asked me 'where i came from' (what pub/club had i just left) and i confidently, mistaking what he meant, told him where i got the train from
>>217109517Chomsky bares has a dick to fuck with. American imperialism stole it
>>217109516been once, went for a breath of fresh air and this asian girl approachmed me and tried to start a conversation but my autistic arse just walked away
I think the reason why Candice Owens has been so vocal in calling Brigitte Macron a tranny is because she herself has been called masculine/butch throughout her life, and this her way of reclaiming her own femininity.
>>217109542
>>217109529any nightclub worth going to won't get going really for another hour or two
>>217109447NO HATS, NO TRAINERS
what bennies are you lot on then?
>>217109495No I take offence to thatHow dare you
>>217109562UC
>>217109542six seven scrwame
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
>>217109562the government pays me £57k a year for doing fuck all.
Even people who are ten or more years younger than me look old to me
>>217109587civil service is it?
Dua lipa? Shes not pengCharli? She's pengSimple as
>>217109562None I’m only eligible for like £70 a month or something like that so no point even bothering
>>217109582Good. Time to grow up, as a nation.
>>217109590Paedophile.
>>217109562UC and PIP and Housing Benefit
>>217109595yeh
>chernobyl was released in 2019 mental that. my life turned to shit from 2018 to now. if id got myself sorted out while chernobyl came out id be doing great now
>>217109538Chomsky lives in a mcmansion and drives a ferrari
>>217109562UC, Pippins and HB
egg
>>217109600How is that not worth botheringDoubt your time is worth that much
>>217109479They got rid of the early life section lmao
if i were a brit id just sit on my ass and collect benefits ngl
>>217109597charli's got a sluttiness that drives me absolutely feral
Civil service wankers fucking love dossing away at life
>>217109601How exactly is this growing up?
>>217109615youd be doing not great, not terrible
>>217109638Indeed, she looks like shes fucked hundreds of guys and she probably has
>>2171096151986 actually
>>217109615remember that show. made russians seethe for some reason
>>217109512>>217109431
The completed readI liked itThank you for reading my bookblog
>>217109629Because it’s obviously not that easy I’ll have to do meetings and all that bullshit. For £70 I really cba if it was 400/500+ I would
Lads, I know I keep going on about it, but I really recommend you remove your tonsil stones if you haven't already
>>217109663is this about those schizos who think jesus died in japan or something
>On the night of 26 November 2025, a fire broke out at Wang Fuk Court in Tai Po, New Territories in Hong Kongwang fuck? really? not a serious country
>>217109657It was set in ukraine thoughThe death of stalin made them seethe and for good reasonA direct slap in their face that movie was
>New Territoriesso its all mainlanders
Mad how when i was born (1998) the Portuguese still had an empire
>>217109680No it's historical fiction about Portuguese missionaries in Japan. Scorsese produced a film on it in 2016 (of the same name)
>>217109711Britain had an empire when i was born
bamboo scaffolding. sheer madness!
Spike lee is just the black version of tarrentinoThey are both hacks
>>217109432so uc isn't that rough (but needs coming down)its the fucking triple lock bankrupting the country
>>217109711they had macau and that were it
6 7
>>217109671I don’t even clean my teeth mate
push it to the limit. (limiiiiiiit) ride along the razors edge dont look down or lose your head, then you are finished
>>217109721>being 30+ Grim, dire even
>>217109739
nigerian woman who bought my telly is now complaining to me that she can't connect it to the wifithought nigerians were supposed to be high iq
>>217109587ktim but 34k. half of my colleagues do maybe 2 hours of work a week. i really only do 4 hours of actual work a day. musk had the right idea in yankland. not that id ever admit it
>>21710974867 scream
>>217109743im 29
based pal card giving nme 2 +3 speed in a row>wit training >speed training (rainbow) on 20% after pal card
im 35
somebody PLEASE help me cure my depression, i cant last much longer
>>217108208>>217108572where they playing then? saw em in fabric (lol) of all places last year for p4k music festthey sure turned the bass up for live shit much better than their records
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M540BWsB08sorry if ur unc u wudnt get it!!
>>217109664Do you have a job?
>>217109769sex, unironically
>>>/wsg/6038094:)
>>217109769unironically get yourself to church this sundaythe actual first step in curing depression
>>217109768young'un
>>217109644No more wanking your life away or watching foreign netflix rorkeTime to get a clue
I am 46 years young and an umbunny
>>217109772colour factory xluv are shanny likewhen did they play fabric??
>>217109769i have no long term solution but go to the shop buy vodka down it with squash that will temporarily keep it at bay
+4 hint levels for corner recovery+1 to my front-runner HP recovery (on long) skills based 350 stam
I'm 62 years old and a cronem poster
>/brit/ uncs watching the empire dissolve mere months after they were born
>>217109801last year for p4k fest i just told you bro you already zonked?have very mixed feelings about colour factorystill prolly the hackney/hackney wick venue i go to the most oftenthe 4am closing time on club nights is utterly pathetic tho
go to the beach and I getcha bon bongo to the beach, yeah I getcha bon bongo to the streets and I getcha bon bongo to the streets, yeah I getcha bon bon
>>217109798ktim <^-^>
>>217109777Nah
>>217109542dont get it
Took 3 trazadone last night Slept for 10 hours Was lush
>>217109840never been colour factorybeen going hackney wick since it were pre-yuppied
>>217109617sauce
>>217109769*shoots you in your head with a bullet made of B12, vitamin D and testosterone*
>>217109874well its changed names a lot of the years was called mick's garage at one point
>>217109892is it goodpresumably will be filled with zoomer yuppie types tomorra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-U3MQbCWU0I LIKE IT LIKE THAT
>>217109806Yeah, just by yourself a bottle of old crow miracle cure all. Still made to Dr James crows original recipe
>>217109867What’s trazadone
>>217109909sound system is alright but a bit quietit has locker system as well as cloakroom which is good but it is expensivedrinks are super expensive but they usually have a decent amount of bartendersthe urinals used to be like kinda exposed now they put a naff swinging door which is probably sensible but it was fnuny when like everyone could see you pissingquite a large outdoor/chill area if you like thatalso an upper balcony into the second room which will presumably be closed for your gig but a decent view up therei wouldn't not go to an event beacuse it's therebut i'd absolutely not go to an event because of the club - but then that's not london anyway you go for events not the club qua club
>>217103585>>217103585
>>217109769I’m really sorry you’re going through this — that loss of motivation and inability to feel pleasure (anhedonia) is one of the cruellest parts of depression. It’s common, it’s not your fault, and there are practical things you can try to make it a bit more manageable. Below are clear, small, doable steps you can start using right now and a short plan you can follow for the next few days.
>>217109855How do you buy things you want and need then
Step 1 - eat poo
post copy-pasted from Google search AI summary kys btw
lmao
>>217109964RIP Magic support actlove their drummerautsitic girlie
stop giving advice from AI snippets its cringe and wrong btwlike the shit with from videogames could be wrong and youre just giving wrong advice to try and be liked (you should go kill yourself)
>>217110053dunno who that is
>>217110030I’ve got money I just don’t have a job
you retarded faggot
can't wait for AIcan almost taste it
get the fucking new made
well that's it. the last /brit/
New>>217110128>>217110128
>>217110082londons hottest new udnerground band
I was called a battyman other dayI shan't be talking to that fella anymoreHe can jerk himself off so to speak
>>217110120New
