icebreaker edition>>217136010
>>217139484no. hallmark is currently showing this
I liek sex
I am so bored holy shit
>>217139521damn she looks fat
I feel… melancholy…
>>217139340honestly should've gotten a job in the merchant marine. living on a ship just floating around the world and working by myself is probably the only thing i'm truly cut out for.
>>217139515Oh that lady is hot, she was in some famous series, can't remember the name.
STOP POSTING PORN
>>217139521watch this
>>217139553and getting assfucked on the ship lol
>>217139553you wouldnt be by yourself and you be gooning with your fellow seamen
Wyte pipo be like dis gravy too SPICAY fo me
>>217139521Strong cheekbones look really good when they're natural but when they do these bog surgeries to try to get strong cheekbones it looks ugly and gross.
>>217139579>>217139571abhorrent replies, never post again.
Blah pipo be eating Mac and cheese for thanksgiving
Watched the movie Train Dreams and it made me sad
>>217139561recommended something from this hallmark list
i'm doin it for the show
really want to goon rn ngl
>>217139561and it obviously has to be a romantic christmas movie
>>217139664Same but family is here
evens i order a pizza tomorrowodds i suffer
you dont want to goon right now, it will lower your testosterone
Anthony is a racist alt-light e-celeb.Opie roams the streets like a homeless trying to harass people, getting scared, and running away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCgsmUNNOKMBeen searching for a house remix of this song or 5 years. I've almost given up. And a house remix of "When Doves Cry" by Prince and I would give hundreds of dollars for the vinyl, or at least $100 to just know the name of the remix. >>217139671picrel
>>217139664this is something you would lie about for attention, i honestly don't believe you tbqhfam
>>217139622baked mac and cheese is so dull and flavorless I have no idea why its the thing that liberals have decided to pretend like blacks are experts at
>>>/r9k/83237098Made one
>>217139711where's the pic?
>>217139711forgot pic
>>217139715>baked mac and cheese is so dull and flavorless I have no idea why its the thing that liberals have decided to pretend like blacks are experts atHave to agree on this. They had some at a work function I went to last month and it sucked massive dicks. It was the most flavourless shit ever, it didn't even have a salty profile to it let alone a cheesy one. It was actually inedible and I scraped most of it into the trash.
>>217139732even your mom knows you are a sick freak
>>217139734i said romantic christmas movie, you dummy
>>217139732>even jason's mother thinks he's a pedo Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>217139713I have no reason to lie on /cum/ It's been a while and I've been looking at instathots really want to just goon
>>217139751if i showed my grandma this she would think its real
>gayson unironically posting on retard9k in 2025pure mental illness
>>217139767it's real it's a video of me
>>217139750>>217139756My cousin is 16(legal in Ohio)
my grandma used to have american psycho on vhs the boxart always made me uneasy when i would look through her collection
My cousin is disgusting and obese, she also managed to make brussel sprouts unhealthy when I ate at her house
im going to watch this
>>217139813You think was rubbing off to Bateman?
>>217139753I don't know, they all look the same. Maybe this
>>217139804Your mom thinks you are a pedo rapist and you are bragging about it online very odd!
>>217139780to be fair that place exists for people like him, i'd have to assume it does some work as a containment board for retard freaks like him
>>217139838hell no
>>217139840that chick looks like a swedish dude good lord
>>217139833Brussel sprouts need a lot of butter or olive oil and salt to make em edible.
>>217139844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPhXA2zHCU
im not charismatic enough to ever have a gf or not be an incel
>>217139880This. They should be roasted too, people boil or steam them and it really just brings out the putrid smell. Only way I can eat them is when they're doused in garlic butter sauce, roasted, and sometimes served with bacon bits. Basically everything to mask their actual flavour.
>>217139882hes probably a troon now
>>217139890same, same
Would you ever have sex with any of your relatives the ultimate /cum/ gangster poll
>>217139903You can pan sear them also, for a nice crust. My parents always steamed them and they were awful.
>>217139920i had sex with your (female) relatives lmaooooooooo
>>217139920No that's disgusting shit deserving of Hell.
>disgusting and obese people squeezing out of the double door fire exit to slander brussel chadsyuck
>>217139920no
>>217139944>>217139948Normies
>>217139920my cousins used to be hot but now they aren’t so no
>>217139840>they all look the samethey are obviously not. i thought you were a movie expert
asking the proto gf the right questions
>>217139932Made me think of the boiled ones my mom used to make and tried to get us to eat. Even my dad wouldn't make us eat them so eventually she just stopped making them.She used to make these dope ass corn fritters too, gonna see if I can make some at her house this Christmas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5CJTfzWEWoThey sound retarded and look bizarre but they're delicious with maple syrup, or you can put cheese in them and eat them like a dinner roll.
>>217139970Me? A movie expert? LOL. I'm the person who has watched the least movies ITT or in any company for that matter.
>random latina in a nearby town just sent me a friend request Weird, she only has 6 friends all of which are hispanic
he's handsome
>>217139882>being accused of being a pedo rapist is a memeUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Imagine eating this good
I am going to watch this movie tonight.
Yesterday I found out that Chinese characters are actually pictographic or at least they started out that way. The ancient versions were more obvious. This was their symbol for horse for example.
>>217140015>gun on the table Its so fucking stupid but funny, truly jason is the last living performance artist
>>217140018I deserve a valeria gf
imagine sitting at table and you made a big thanksgiving dinner and your greasy gay son sits down and puts a loaded Beretta 92 next to his dinner platehow do you not just immediately call the cops and Baker Act him into a nut hut
uhhh wtf this bitch is not using gloves
I ate salad and brussel srpouts with my thanksgiving dinner
>>217140049What enemies have you crushed lately?
>>217139813I have American Psycho 2 with Mila Kunis on my HD but I think I may not be cool enough for so bad they're good movies
>>217140055i want her hand oils in me
>>217140011Yes? If you weren't a newfag zoomer you'd know it.
The ipad baby thing is bizarre I have a cousin with a 7 something year old and all he does is sit with his ipad. Like how can you have a kid and just not even try to engage the kid with the real world That kid is going to be giga fucked
>>217139991Corn fritters, first time I'm hearing of something like that. Mom used to make and still makes when I visit -Kolokithokeftedes (LOL), which is zuchini fritters with feta cheese inside. Watch any Greek recipe if want to make em, they are very good.
>>217140052the gun looks plastic
>>217140015I kneel
>>217140086to be fair he always refuses to post ammo or mags, no way to know if it's real or not. 92's do have polymer grips tho.t. 92 owner
>>217140064im getting better at avoiding weed/alcohol/social media
Could you handle her?
I'm gonna take a shower lmao
>>2171401383>1>4>5>2
>>217140113it's not polymer. look at the white spots. the wear is similar to plastic discoloration
>>217140138Of course, she would be my pick btw.
>>217140149personally the big girl is my third other wise yea
Nothing worse than watching a porn and realizing that the girl is probably legally retarded
>>217140190That's most women.
>>217140138I wouldn't touch 2 and 4 with a 10 ft pole! I'd let 5 have my babies tho
>>217140200
>>217140190she wouldn't be doing porn otherwise.
the goon calls to me
>>217140190Nothing worse than watching porn
>>217140214some of them are mentally ill but not retarded
>watching porn
>>217140215i'm going to stubbornly hold it until tyunre's kemono updates.
>>217140244If I'm never going to do those epic sex things, then i may as well enjoy it on the screen
>>217140241Mika Tan has a degree in biochemistry, interestingly enough.
I went 3 weeks NNN but then realized that I'm not getting laid anyways, so went back to gooning
the deer decided not come for thanksgiving dinner, I even put out extra foodall I had was an opossum show up, he ugly, no pics
It's extra hot to me when I can tell the girl has been abused in a porn vid
>>217140302possums are not ugly, you pendejo
>>217140302shoot that deer and eat his flesh
>>217140302Maybe they were celebrating Thanksgiving. >>217140297Should have continued.
my unbelievably beautiful ex girlfriend got famous on twitter after our breakup and i’m still a faggot chud in my parent’s basement
>>217140198huge difference between a woman who is capable of basic self-care and the type of girl who makes you question if she has a drivers license
>>217139515>>217139561I think it's the lady, right?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_Bell_(actress)My parents watched a TV show called JAG when I was growing up that she starred in. I had a huge crush on her as a kid.
>>217140314okay, opossum pics manana
>>217139988That is the most zoomer convo I've ever read. JFC... You generation is COOKED.
>>217140345
>>217140345Yes, she's so hot. I think my parents also watched that show, that's where I know her from.
So what are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?
>>217140381She's so cute.
So does gooning lower your testosterone? Can anyone confirm?
>>217140381>Catherine Bell is 57 years old nowone of my first goons. how time flies.
The Chiefs are losing
should I daydrink since Im all alone today
I ate too much and feel sick.
>>217140414Probably if you do it excessively. I haven't done a test but no fap gives me more energy definitely. I don't know about the other "benefits"
>>217140431The Clintons were complicit in the rape and murder of hundreds of children.But yeah the Chiefs are losing.
>>217140431goodthe only team I root for to lose every week
>>217140459
>>217140430I bet she still looks good.
>>217140456Why alone anon? No thanksgiving dinner with family?
>>217140502nope. my dad's in idaho and I cant visit my mom because I have to work tomorrow
>>217140483>she's a devout Scientologist
>>217140515noooooooooooo
>>217140514Damn that sucks. Is tomorrow a working day? Why don't they make it a long weekend? That's stupid. >>217140515Whatever it takes to make her still look good.
>>217140459*Punches you in the stomach*
>>217140514>my dad's in idahois he securing a racial destiny for white children by joining a militia?
>>217140385You :3
Millennium girls have a certain aura that remains unmatched. Not millennials per se, just the girls who were super hot around the late 90s/early 2000s. It's like they found the perfect balance between cute, hot, slutty, but down to earth. Not prudes but not disgusting whores like the girls of 2025.
drinking wine
90s adventure movies that still hold up:>The Mummy>Congo>Jurassic Park>Hook
>>217140541Have you never heard of Black Friday you stupid potato-headed slav?
>>217140582>disgusting whores like the girls of 2025.zoomers are prudes. have you not seen what they wear?
>>217140138Maybe if i was allowed a spear or bow
Basically every Steven Spielberg movie is propaganda except maybe Indiana Jones. Almost all his movies have a subversive political agenda.
>>217140620No I must've been distracted by the literal millions of them who strip off their clothes and show their pussy to filthy indians on the internet for $6 a month. Wearing momjeans to 7/11 doesn't mean anything if you're fucking niggers from Tinder and selling foot pics the other 80% of your day.
>>217140541>Is tomorrow a working day?For most people yeah, back in the day it was common to make it a 4 day weekend but as thanksgiving moved away from being such a big yearly holiday due to families being smaller/more spread apart and black friday became a larger thing a lot of employers stopped giving it off, these days its only a thing for upper class white collar jobs (my job is listed as working tomorrow but anyone with a salaried management position is off so I won't be going in)
>Since 2012, Bell has lived with fellow Scientologist, photographer and party planner Brooke Daniells
>>217140633such as that Newmans will sell you out?
>>217140685>Newmansnew euphemism for jews unlocked
>>217140633indiana jones is an anti nazi movie thoughbeit
>>217140643>literal millions of them who strip off their clothesare you retarded? you are obviously only going to see women who do OF if you are looking for porn. the normies/conservatives are not going to post porn. it was the same back in the day during the playboy and gdp era. just because you saw 1000s of women doing porn in 2010, does not imply everyone was doing porn
>>217140716Newman is a gentile. Newman and Kramer are the only gentile main characters in Seinfeld.
>>217140533French and Italians aren't white according to /cum/
>>217140643>>217140736also studio porn is getting unpopular and there's a gradual shift from working for a studio to posting homemade porn because it's obviously much safer and you make the most profit because there are few middlemen to pay
I don't have anything against Jews but I really hate brown people
>>217140610Yeah I have, forgot it was tomorrow, the fuck is your problem..jeez>>217140649I see, well that sucks. They should change it.
>>217140385I'm the silent creepy uncle now
Kramer is half Italian and half German.
>>217140736are we going to have another 100-reply thread of "le based trad rightwing ebin redpilled gen Z" nonsense? we've already well established zoomers are, by and large, the gayest, most gender-queer, doped up, depressed, unskilled, lazy, hateful, violent, and immoral generation to ever exist. they're not based or trad or the saviour of the west. they're sucking on vapes and jerking off to trannies and buying labubus on credit. zoomer girls think nothing of starting an onlyfans. Gen Z hates racism and thinks gays should get married.
thanksliving: OVERdress clothes: OFFsportsball: ONwater: DRINKING
>>217140806why are you going on a tangent? the sole point i was trying to make is that the number of zoomers women doing porn is not substantially greater than the number of millennials or gen x who did porn.
I want some kimchi, maybe its the alcohol talking
>>217140778I'm not like you guys I love all my white brothers be them an Italian or a Bulgarian I just hate brownoids
Kimchi is literally just pickled cabbage. Koreans are savages
>>217140799I tried ordering apple pie today but everything was closed were you able to eat apple pie?
kimchis dick fit your mouth
>>217140857>everything was closedhmm i wonder why you fucking moron
>>217140843I said I hate brown people idiot
>>217140853Wait until you hear about pickles
>>217140842This year I didn't document my fermentation process but I should have. I made 40 pounds of cabbage and 30 pounds of cauliflower, carrots, little cucumbers and celeriac. In 1-2 weeks they should be ready.
>>217140853Cabbage is fine though
>he's from one of those families that makes you get dressed up for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner>everyone has to go through the tedious rituals of passing the dishes in a particular direction>smiling>thanking mom for the BIG SPREAD SHE'S PUT OUT>laughing at your closeted gay uncle's mildly political jabs at Trump>pretending not to notice your hot cousin rubbing her foot up your leg>pretending not to notice your gay cousin rubbing his foot up your other leg>pretend not to notice the dog has peed in the corner of the room because if you point it out you'll be obligated to clean it up>drinking the gallon of tap water in your oversized wine glass that it was just assumed you would want>and suffering through all of this for 1.5 hours so you can quietly slink away and sit in the living room with the other 2 antisocial members of your family who equally despise social gatherings
>>217140806You're off your meds grandpa
>>217140853they say most white Americans are part German, and in Germany pickled cabbage is what's always for dinner
>>217140880>>217140896>>217140878happy thanksgiving
>>217140886yea your mom put out when she did the big spread
>>217140857No, I have never eaten apple pie unfortunately. >>217140901Happy Thanksgiving.
>>217140901Happy thanksgiving
>>217140886>>pretending not to notice your hot cousin rubbing her foot up your leg>>pretending not to notice your gay cousin rubbing his foot up your other legThis doesn't happen, your family is weird
she looks like keira knightley
what about Spanksgiving and you just run around with a canoe paddle smacking native americans on the ass and yelling HOYA HIYA HOYA HIYA
>>217140939he is so fucking rich now, all the to cnn, bill maher, and the washington post
>>217140901our equivalent harvest festival is St Martin's Day, and this is what's eaten then. But that's for Styrians and people who have kin there
>>217140932all families are like this. if you haven't noticed it that's because you're one of the oddballs being noticed by everyone else.
>>217140896most white Americans are part Icelandic dumbass
>>217140939I wonder what that kid is doing now. He’s probably graduated from college
>>217140946>all the toall thanks to
The Chiefs are winning :)
>>217140919are you kidding me, I've had apple pie more times than I can count. That's cause you're from the Balkans, you had rahat lokum instead
all football games aside from the final superbowl game do not matter at all.
How were the Hawaiian rolls and baked mac and cheese
>>217140998True, I only care about individual Bruins games
>>217141007>baked mac and cheeseWhat am I black?
>>217140983Pies are not a thing here for the most part. We have Tikvenik, which is filled with pumpin and walnuts, it's one of the few deserts I like, it's made with phyllo dough.>you had rahat lokum insteadI don't like those, I had it once as a kid, it's too sweet.
>Boston Bruins>mascot is not a bear>it's just the letter Bfucking hate sportsball.
brown girls, specifically the ones with amerindian genes, are the sexiest girls of them all
>>217141030I love Eastern European women bros the Bulgarian should give me a girlfriend
>>217141031The bear thing was taken
the over use of phylo pastry in med and balkan cuisine is truly exhausting. how many times can you slap honey, nuts, and phylo together and tell me it's something different? we need an intervention or a war or something.
>>217140960Nope you're just lower classThis sort of thing rarely happens in white middle class and above families
>>217140981/cum/ is an anti-Mahomes general
top 3 Stranger Things regulars:>Steve Harrington>Murray Bauman>HopperI only pay attention to the character drama when any of these is in the scene
>>217141038good post
O algore
>>217141031At least you weren't replaced by a letter due to raycism
Never going to feel at home anywhere among any kind of people
>>217141042Come visit, you might find love. >>217141048why? There's many many recipes, it's not just baklava, you described baklava.
>>217141058t. Mixedrace Mutterson
Objective list of prettiest girls by hair colorReheads>Blondes>Brunettes>Raven
>>217141048phyllo dough is not native to Slovenia and I've never had it with honey and nuts, or either. It's mostly used to make burek here, with white cheese, minced meat, or pizza ingredients, or sometimes spinach.
the problem with being an incel is that girls are sexy and i cant have them
>>217141082jeet
>>217141088t. Leandro the "germanic" brazilian
>>217141088White women with raven hair are way higher than brunettes
>>217141096t. Pedo Hernandez Gonzalez Ramirez Sanchez Julio Jesus Mariachi Burrito
>>217141079oh yeah, baklava, so I have had that. That's pretty great, it's a sweet that can be taken in very small portions and still satisfy your cravings.
>>217141092didn't attend thanksgiving dinner but i will be eating leftovers
>>217141093Japs are getting so gookified these days
>>217141074Not even here?
>>217140981>The Chiefs are winning :)hahahahahahasuck itfaggot
I would sell my soul to taste foxgirl asshole
the ps5 pro seed has been planted into momberg head
Eating Western European desserts and then trying Eastern European desserts is just setting yourself up for disappointment honestly. Nothing can compete with French and German pastries.
>cowsoys >chiefsCan they both lose amirite ladies?
>>217141117yeah it's too sweet for me
>>217141115better than a jeet like you
>>217141136it would taste like shit???
>>217141140I would rather have French and German pussy for dessert
Chiefs are losing :(
>>217141139I planted a different seed in your momberg.
I hate my father
>>217141139buy your own
>>217141140You would love my trigona>>217141162kek
>>217141154only a brownoid would attempt to rank-order brownoids. if you were white you'd know they're all the same and there's no point ranking them.t. white man
>>217141172i dont have money nigga
>"STOP USING ZOOMER SLANG IT'S ALL EBONICS!!!">says based every 5 minutes
>>217141199based
>>217141199based is millennialcore slang THOUGHEVER
>>217141140Some German pastries are a part of Slovenian cuisine too. Strudl especially is traditional, but old school coffeeshops always offer schwarzwald and sacher cake.
>>217141199keyed
need to find one of these stupid bitches and make them my wife so they can sit at home and tend house and make me dinner
>>217141123is she actually shooting or is it just a bb gun like they use on the gaylimpics?>>217140981not anymore, suck it swifties.
>SoyBooru.com - 134174 - angry award badge bald beard dirty_clothes dnb gatekeeping glasses grey_hair i_hate newfag newgod old oldfag open_mouth red_skin rosette steam subvariant_science_lover variant_markiplier_soyjak vein wr-1.jpg
i`m losing
>>217141236Markiplier is so hot ong
can we deport all somalians afghans and iranians already why we have these monkeys running about in the first place
>>217141156Maybe to you, but to me, it would be a heavenly delicacy.
Well, you're my friendAnd can you seeMany times we've been out drinkingMany times we've shared our thoughtsBut did you ever, ever noticeThe kind of thoughts I got?Well, you know I have a loveA love for everyone I knowAnd you know I have a driveTo live, I won't let goBut can you see its oppositionComes rising up sometimes?That its dreadful end-positionComes blacking in my mindAND THAT I SEE A DARKNESSAND THAT I SEE A DARKNESSAND THAT I SEE A DARKNESSAND THAT I SEE A DARKNESSDid you know how much I love you?Is a hope that somehow youCan save me from this darkness
>>217141225Way too loudstupid danceuglynot having it
redownloading bf4
>>217141251Jason one of them will be your future wife
Still haven't decided if I I'll skip work tomorrowIf I did I'd probably be fired, but I kinda don't care about this job and don't fit in well with the other people
>>217141250the 90s album version > the Johnny Cash version and the funny video remake version
>>217141251I don't like party girls, sorority girls I like shy girls, BUBBLY girls
>>217141237you're brazilian, you've already lost m8. i might be inclined to help you, if you could arrange for some ultra slutty brazilian thots to sit on my pingus.
>>217141278But then it's like I need to find something new to do without just resigning myself to another crap service job. So tired of slaving bros
>>217141293>says the cancuckbahahahahaha shut it jeet
Jason is having a post-dinner crashout
Wore my cross necklace to thanksgiving dinner
>>217141313Did a cute christian white girl approach you?
the brazilian is here
>>217141257it's got less than 1000 players bro, just let it go
wore my star of david necklace to thanksgiving dinner and reminded everyone that Israel has a right to defend itself and that the number of jews who participated in the trans-Atlantic slave trade was not numerically significant enough to warrant further discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-S5jD2fP2Y
I literally just sat down. I was washing dishes for momberg because I'm a good son.
you are the epitome of a bad son
>>217141454jason is your mom hot?
>I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick
why the fuck does it feel like something is poking my foreskin
>>217141505It's me
>>217141505>he has a foreskinbased
You are all my little playthings! I’m just here to fuck with you for my own entertainment. I don’t care about any of you at ll. Suck my longdoggy. Milk me longstyle.
DHS's Twitter account was being run in Israel
>>217141474She looks like this
>>217141505cool it with the antisemitic remarks pal
>>217141474Do you dig blondes? She is a blonde
>>217141535So no?
>>217141538you need to namefag, mr lumsbra
Happy thanksgiving lads :D
>>217141519wtf cut it out>>217141523my parents are pretty fuckin dumb, but at least they didn't mutilate me as a child.
>>217141334you only need 64 for a full sever bro
>>83237098diddyblud ahh jasonpost
>>217141532insane
Why are you linking a post from 2017.
What about Wanksgiving and it's just a bunch of neckbeards jerking off and shitposting on a japanese anime forum run by a fat black rapist
>>217141567FUCK i forgot to link to r9k
>>217141558wonder what was their reasoning
Hottest girls fart compilation
>>217141554happy thanksgiving never fight up hill me boy
>absolutely abhorrent post
>>217141505Peterson is trying to clean it
I've seen those fart and scat threads on /gif/ and I don't get the appeal. Why would pooping and farts be attractive?
>>217141589it smells bad
>>217141611it's a fetish. similar to foot and armpit fetish
very funny that jason's sister is sleeping with a latino
*farts on your mom’s tits*
>>217141611I think it's maybe because a hot girls does something she isn't supposed to do, but if you actually smell a girl fart it's horrible and a turn off.
>frank ocean - seigfried>its just the res4 save music
farts just dissipate so it's not a huge deal to fart "on" someone honestly. shouldn't even be a crime IMO but this country's laws are so backwards of course it is.
>>217141653for me its nights
i may be dying, just know that i may be dying
>>217141600:)
>jeet post>its about shituhhhhhhhhhhh
one time a girl was riding my reverse cowgirl and i came and farted at the same time and she laughed and i was kinda mad at her for it
>>217141688
>>217141688can i ride your reverse cowgirl
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